 When you are new to a group, sometimes it's hard to fit in. New to Linux users often find that it is hard for them to fit in with long-time Linux users. The long-time Linux user, it's almost like he is of a different culture and has different mannerisms and traditions. He speaks a different language. So what can the new Linux user do to become more like the long-time Linux user? First, grow a neck beard. Every group, every tribe of people have their own customs as far as dress and body decorations. As much as tattoos are a vital part of Pacific Islander cultures, the neck beard is that for the Linux community. Grow it long and wear it with pride. The second thing you can do is only use really old think pads. You will never gain any street cred in the Linux community by using nice equipment. The older and the crappier your computer is, the better. The old think pads, they're the standard here. And the general rule is that you should never pay more than $50 for your used laptop. As soon as you get your think pad, be sure to place as many stickers on it as you can. You want stickers displaying penguins, of course, as well as news, distro logos and, of course, hacking and security stickers. At this point, you're ready for step three, which is stop going outside. There's nothing out there for you anyway. Everything you could ever want in life can be found at the command prompt. So train yourself to immediately recognize things like sunlight and grass. And as soon as you see them run, don't walk back to the safety of your computer. Number four, shaving, haircuts and showering are frowned upon. Why are you trying to look good? You no longer leave your house. And why are you trying to smell good? It's just you in your house because, well, number five, you must be alone. Linux users don't have girlfriends, wives, significant others. Society is a concept we are unfamiliar with. And friends, well, they're allowed, but only if they are online. And the sixth way that you the new Linux user can become like the long time Linux user is tell everyone that you use Vim. Long time Linux users constantly brag how awesome they are because they use Vim. Now, I know what you're thinking. Vim is difficult to learn. Don't worry. You don't actually have to learn Vim or even use Vim. Just tell people that you use it, but secretly keep using nano like a normal person. And two bonus tips on fitting in with the Linux crowd. Talk about anime and where programming sucks.