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Mm-hmm and then um Friday I went to the Had to go to the emergency what this shit was killing me I got an MRI scheduled for Tuesday, but I'm like, you know, this shit is hurting so bad So I went got an MRI Saturday. Yeah, and he told me that I had Calcerific Tendenditis. Oh, yeah, sweet Texas. Yeah. Yeah. Calcerific Brutitis or something. So basically it's when calcium builds up in certain parts of your body So for me it built up in my shoulder Yeah, and I couldn't even get the shot because usually they say it builds up at the top right here But mine was like in the front So I ended up getting on a steroid for like the past six days and icing it to get the inflammation down And I feel great now and that but it literally took until about like Wednesday. Wow But after wear off Wednesday or Thursday. Yeah Friday that I couldn't even use my left arm And you man, I'm telling you take for granted. We take for granted off fucking limbs, bro Okay, like just think about you don't even realize I'm right-handed So you don't realize how much your left hand does for you until you cannot use that motherfucking so when I finally did get The feeling back in my arm and could like use it. I'm like man. Thank God. Yeah, you know what I mean? Thank God to be able to have both limbs and you said that you you did it from working out really hard You've been going really hard in the gym and going hard in the gym my cousin perm You know I mean so yesterday I went to the orthopedist and my doctor was like you good You can get back to your regular scheduled activities. You know, just just take it easy 44 bro. Yes, you get an older could harder to harder to see the results from all that work. Yeah, shut up I Tendonitis is wild because um It's only because of age and wear and tear. Yeah, that makes sense. That's literally it Aging and wear and tear is the only thing that causes Cosmetic in the night. So it's just a reminder to sit your ass down somewhere. Does it eventually turn into God, what is that thing called? Where you can't like really close your hands. Yeah, yeah, arthritis. Does it turn into arthritis? Because that's the she got to be careful with I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah, be careful with that Remember when they told us calcium was good for us. It is good for you. Is it? Yeah, not the tendonitis isn't good. It's calcium if it's good for you Then how come when it builds up and fucking causes pain? Well, don't let it build up You just want it flowing through blood when it builds up clots, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah They told us milk was good milk did a body good only to tell us later on in life That shit wasn't good for you. They tell us everything. They told us the vaccine work. I Don't know. I'm gonna taste them. I don't know if the I think I'm only assuming the vaccine work Right. I'm only going to assume the vaccine work because all of us are better than it did put it that way. I Don't know man. I don't want to make this an anti-vax podcast I'm just joking. I think when you're vaccinated you can have these conversations. I'm back So we're vaccinated. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, we could be upset that we got vaccinated and got COVID I don't know if i'm upset that I got vaccinated But I do feel like if you brought if you bought like a shining armor You're a knight and you bought some new armor and then an arrow went through it Wouldn't you return it depends what depends how thin the arrow was It depends where it hit me in the armor What if this armor was specifically made to stop arrows? And they were like, yo, there's no arrows that could possibly break through this armor. This is arrow armor They never told us that with the vaccine though. They just told us that the vaccine would prevent you from like dying Basically, that's what they told us. They never said it never said you couldn't get COVID Here they go. They just said it would keep you from not from dying Charlemagne's a shield for the democrats I can't tell now that that I saw something the other day that said, uh, I'm I'm I'm shitting on the democrats Because I get so much right wing Press now so I'm doing it. I'm doing it because it's for marketing God forbid that I'm just a tax paying citizen who calls it like he sees Calling me a shield for the democrats out. I'm like word Why I don't know but that's why I hate the tribalism that exists in this shit It's like if I'm critical of democrats, then I'm Magga if I'm critical of magga, then I'm a shield for the democrats. Yeah, I know it's stupid Which one is it? But yeah, I think I think the overall frustration that a lot of us are feeling I assume a lot of us are feeling is like A lack of trust in institution Right because it feels like so much of the stuff we're told Ends up not being exactly what we're told. Yeah. And I think when that happens consistently for a long period of time You just start to remove yourself from information because nobody wants to admit. They just simply don't know We go to these different institutions on television and in the media and we want comfort You know what I mean? So they have to tell us things to comfort us. You know what I mean? Um, so we hire you to know I don't want to know I want you to tell me Yeah, but I want when you act like you know and then you don't I get frustrated How about let us know after Y'all have fucking sat down and figured it out for yourself I guess there was I mean That's what I would like to do but I do feel like uh in regards to the kovat. There is something going on After kovat like there is some type of long When they call it long kovat, there's something that's impacting people After they've been infected with kovat. I don't know what it is. Yeah, man Like it's just too much. It's so much too much people having cardiovascular issues People having problem with their lungs their heart like, you know stomach issues like it's something going on You don't think it's more people dying to know i'm over. No But I don't know but I don't know it seems like it to me. Yeah, you know what I mean? Rest in peace to my guy hovane You know, uh, salute to the good brother hovane man You know hovane was somebody who I literally spoke to every day Like literally every day in some way shape or form whether it was a text message Whether it was a phone call Something I spoke to him Every day and I know people say this when people pass away. One of the most beautiful. Who means you ever gonna meet in your life? it's the nice loving supportive Person like the person that'll hit you and be like, yo Shows you killing it with the information like he's he didn't even I don't y'all didn't know each other, right? But he would talk about you just because he would see your success Like he was that type of person like would always just be championing You know other people's success that it's just like it's very strange to go from like having a text conversation with a person That morning oof and that afternoon Because the last text that hovane sent to the group chat was like 225 p.m. Yeah, and then Literally a few hours later Getting the call that he passed away. He like, huh? Yeah, you know what I mean? So I don't know for me that that That was very unexpected to me and it just feels like We know deaf is just a part of life is a part of the process of life But it feels like there's a lot more people passing away. Yeah, then usual. Yeah to me And what did hovane pass from for I don't I mean I'll tell you how to come back yet now, but Oh, I mean they they think it's assuming it's a heart attack. Yeah. Yeah, man You get a little older and then you get a more in touch with your mortality it is uh Life is a is a is a fascinating thing my man And then you have kids you're worried about them dying. There's all it's all a content Anybody out there that tells you that they gotta figure it out and uh, they don't live in a constant state of anxiety Then I don't think that they have enough responsibilities. That's it If you don't have anxiety, then you don't have enough responsibilities. Yeah responsibility will cause that you think Yeah, you think of all you dog lovers out there. Everybody that loves their pets and shit Imagine having kids. No, it's listen. That's why I get midlife crises I don't You don't hell. No, the older I get I do not understand midlife crisis and I'm glad you brought that up You know, I don't understand. Yeah, because the older I get and the more I see people not making it to this age Yeah, give me more Feed me see more to give you more what age? Yeah, I think that's the midlife crisis What I thought people I thought midlife crisis when you don't like the fact you're getting old Yeah, but the way that you react to it. Yeah is by buying a bunch of flashy shit Or like doing expensive things not me right. I like living Yeah, I think they do too and they're like I need to get the most out of it. I don't think that has nothing to do with life I don't think that's just insecurity Like how it's done. Uh, well, then why would they wait till midlife? I think it's Well, that's the thing that I that's the thing that I feel about it I think that we judge midlife crisis because they're like, oh you turn 45 You want to buy these cars? It's like, that's how long it takes to make enough money to buy a nice car You little brat. Yeah, you fucking brat. Yeah, how long it takes to make money when you buy a Ferrari Yeah, so then but then part two I think also is like I need to buy this Ferrari because this might be the only time in my life where I could buy a Ferrari Like I don't know if I can buy a Ferrari when I'm 60 years old What if I have four kids I need to put them through college and do all these things I need to get out. I think it's I mean, maybe Chris you can even speak to this more But like I don't want to do a midlife crisis No, but like maybe you and your friends are right like and even like I'm sure you might have people your age Or it's like, okay, I need to get this out of my system. Do you remember before you locked it down? You're like like before I was like when I was running around in these streets, right? I was like I want to get this out of my system. I want to know that I've done all the things I don't want to regret. I don't want to think back. Oh, did I ever have a threesome or oh did I ever do these things? I'm glad I got all that system because now I'm not craving now I'm not going what if and I think a lot of people go through that with life They go, what if I had that car? What if I bought bottles at the club or whatever? I don't just Just jump that. Yeah, that's so interesting. You say that because I saw Howard Stern Howard Stern was talking about Oprah. We can find a clip we can add it and Howard was talking about how He feels like Oprah shows off her wealth. I don't know Oprah's not embarrassed by her wealth at all She loved showing it off on instagram. It's mind-blowing you when you follow her on instagram You see her estates her gardens the people who service her and you know Serves her she's not a car Well, um, well, she kind of is she got uh servants and like people cooking and It's a while. I think when it comes to somebody like Oprah, that's just her life You know what I'm saying? She's 60 years old and she'd been rich for a long As time I don't know enough to say uh that she does or doesn't I've never thought that she was braggadocious about Me neither there are people that are that for sure like rappers not only will rappers brag about their wealth They'll shit on you fuck motherfuckers. You fuck boys for being broke broke fucking boy You know what I'm saying? So and and and I was also thinking about like Because people like to say that we had this discussion on brebscov and people like oh, you know People like to say things like oh, this is inspiring. I don't get inspired by material things I don't get inspired by people showing off wealth. I get inspired by the work When inspires me about Oprah's when I see her living that life. She's living I know that this is decades and decades of hard work You know what I mean? Like like I get impressed by I get inspired by seeing people who've done work on their self whether it's somebody who used to be fat And then they got in shape physically, you know what I mean or Watching the evolution of people, you know people who go on healing journeys, you know what I mean? They start going to therapy. They start seeing they say your purpose coach, whatever it is Like I that's that's what inspires me the material wealth That shit don't do nothing for me because anybody can get on instagram and fucking front All y'all motherfuckers can get on instagram with a fake water money and stand in front of somebody else's car Yeah and pretend but have you ever like You know been to someone's home And then felt like oh, wow I really want this for myself I want aspects of this for myself like I do remember the first time you saw somebody like with land and you're like Oh, fuck. I want to work hard so I can get that sometimes seeing those things. Listen what you said though Yeah, yeah work hard so I can get sure sure, but the thing is what inspired the hard work Does that make sense? Yes, but that's what that's what it does like if I see something like that, right? I'm like, but what does this person do? Yeah, that's immediately what I think. I don't think about yeah Man, how much did this cost? Yeah, I want to know what does this person do? Yeah That's the inspiration for me when I sit down and have a conversation with a person Like I do that shit on vacation all the time Yeah, you meet people and motherfuckers be on vacay and you like well, I wonder who that is and you strike up a conversation You're like, well, I buy property. You know what I mean? I I buy land and lease it to Walmart shit like that like that What inspires me not just the fact that you're sitting around with A big-ass house or a bunch of cars and shit like that. You know what I mean? Like I see rappers do that shit all day every day. Yeah, she don't inspire me. Yeah, I don't fucking rap. Yeah Or have to desire to rap. Yeah, I'm inspired by Work Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What did you do to get to that level and I guess even from the rap perspective I'm inspired by People whose talent is so great That they become. Yeah also the richest. Yeah, I guess I guess it's like a combination of both like it's like Uh You might have never gone on a boat Right or no like let's put it this way like it's important to see other neighborhoods You know, like one of the cool things about new york city is that like you could live in the hood And you're 30 minutes away tops on a subway from the richest part of new york city Yeah So you walk around it you can see how people live and you could start telling yourself like Yo, I want to kind of live like this like and you needed to see it to even know that it's an opportunity like All you say, yo, this is we need to be robbing that. You know what I'm saying Maybe why would keep robbing? Why are you robbing? Word is we're working too hard Which is the other thing y'all don't realize y'all inspiring people keep flossing that shit on the ground Exactly So I'm not I'm not necessarily saying floss and I understand what stern is saying Which is like don't be showy with your wealth because I do feel that way especially with uber rich people Though I would also say that like oprah's been such an open book for her entire life Yes, it's it'd be weird for her to change it and we know she's rich bruh off the work Yeah, but I'm not discrediting them how she made she made herself But it's like Anybody finding out when they see oprah's house. Nobody's like wait. Is she rich? It's over. It's over. We're rich We expect the home beyond we want that the opulence. Yes And how rich is how would stern that he refers to uh employees as servants? Yeah, that's some rich ass Yeah, I mean like howard probably got some help, you know, I mean like yeah, come on That's how it fucking stern. Yeah, but I do I do respect people who uh, but I understand what he's coming from because it does seem it does seem um I don't want to say it It's I really don't feel this way about oprah, but there are certain people I do feel this way about where it's just like If your whole identity is wrapped around what you have what happens when you don't have it no more You know I'm saying like that's what I said. I like people. I like the work. That's what I'm inspired by And also I I just think it's unsafe You know what I mean? Yeah, like like why show this off and then try to be a regular person Yeah, that'd be the other shit. Yeah, you'll be showing just like extravagant shit and then just want to show up the chickplay Yeah But why can't you be rich and regular? That I guess that goes back to why you can't just be rich. You're rich and regular. I'm not rich Oh, yeah, yeah What I am rich in spirit. Yes. God. Do you want you want to trade that? I thank God for I thank God for his mercy I thank God for the gratitude That uh, I have For life. No, you're rich. I am not you're objectively rich. I am not. Oh shit I see a shining nigga. I can smell a motherfucker with money Even Ray Charles can see you got the money. You're objectively wealthy. I am happy That's a nice way to say where's my definition of rich Oh, don't get the spirit family. That's right family My wife my kids my relationships my friends trying to pay some bills and relationships Say that say that when the bank asks for your mortgage, I'm gonna call you What's happening I don't I'm happy life. No, no, no, we know you're happy and then there's also a dollar amount That you have I promise you it's really that is objectively Rich really not man. I just that's really not Money don't you don't make you happy bro. I'm gonna tell you money does not make you happy It does not make you happy. I have 30 million dollars in the bank. Whoa, so Damn bro, Charlie got more than 30 million I made up a number hoping that he'd be like you got what like I was trying to make you competitive But you weren't even competitive So even if I even if I did which I don't I would still be happy for you How the fuck y'all's got 30 million? I need to do some stand-up. I'll be like I'll be like shows buzzing to that. You know, you told me some shit the other day about A certain comedian and I was looking at their tour schedule adding their money Trevor no, I'm sorry. I was talking. I'm like, if I was Trevor, how to quit too? Yeah, the fuck I'm gonna be confined that show Every day for what I can go on the road and get this kind of money I was like shit Like he literally had like 40 dates And at the time I saw this he was like 20 of them were sold out They just added 11 and that's just the America leg of the tour. I'm like this motherfucker about to make 35 40 million dollars next year. Maybe Why would I be in a studio at a desk four days a week making seven million for I don't got no kids You know what I mean? No wife and then I could just go out here and go Coast to coast talking about the politics in a country you're not even from And that's just here. Yeah, I can go do my he probably got a South African Yeah I'm saying for the show. I'm saying for the show like you go in there You gotta talk about states who haven't even visited. That's hey, man. All I'm saying is you believe the senator of Alabama You don't give a fuck because I don't give a fuck I don't know what I mean. I'm tired of people from other countries pretending they give a fuck about our country They do they do they do No, they do that that that those colors you have on right now mean so much the people all around the world You know that what does that mean? What do you mean by that those colors you have on right now? Yeah, I mean so much the people all around the world. Yeah, it should mean a lot because other countries don't invade them If they got one of these flags, that's what they care. They care about these in your country. You're safe Think about that. They care about talking shit about America. They care about America. You got one of these in your country You're safe except Ukraine You're pretty much safe. I think other countries look at America the way people in America look at celebrities Okay, okay going that that's all I got. I was hoping that you would expound I thought you would see the vision Did I clarify? I don't have 30 million I just need I have 30 million you got this on the record bro. Did you get a haircut bro? He got a hair. He got a haircut, right? You joined a guardian to the galaxy drecks What you go for Thanksgiving I saw you in some exotic place. What was that? When I had 30 million, bro, I spent damn near half it out of that shit. What was that? It was in Utah Arizona border, so it was in Utah. Oh Yeah, beautiful. I heard bro. It's it's one of the most stunningly beautiful places I've ever been in my entire life. It's like you're on a different planet and the hotel that I went to it's called the Armageddon. There's only 40 rooms. So they have 900 acres of land and there's only tops Between like 40 and 80 people there on 900 acres of land You don't see another human when you're walking the property ever So you're on a different planet all by yourself And the hotel is built in like the the same tone of the stone So you almost don't even notice the hotel when you go out there onto the planes It's fucking you should go and just enjoy What mother Nate dude? It is the most humbling experience you'll ever see when you look at a like a When you look at like a don't try to get people off the fact you got 30 million You always want to bring up mother nature. You all don't bring up mother nature when you start talking that rich talk Yo, real I'd be honest with you it humbles the fuck out of you I saw this thing called horseshoe bend and it basically the colorado river has just over hundreds of millions of years just carved out This giant horseshoe shape that is thousands of feet down, right? And all it is is just water erosion For hundreds of millions of years and you're looking at something that took hundreds of millions of years to make It's like the earth's circumcision Facts, bro. That's what it is. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, whoa It's yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, maybe we are supposed to be circumcised bro are Our art Maybe we are. I don't know. I like being circumcised. Yeah. I just want to know what happens to the foreskin Yeah, we we got to get into that. We have you said you said something earlier that I thought about what I say What I say what I say What does I say? You said that avarices are made out of foreskin. I said Okay, can we I'd wear a foreskin coat though, I know you would yeah, that's fire. Yeah, I know when you get to a foreskin sweatsuit right now This is cool. You know what I'm saying? Rich, come on No, you know how to be humble. What you mean know how? I'm not trying, bro. I know. You make it seem like I'm trying. Yo, you dress so humble, bro What do they do with foreskin? That's the most that's the most insulting shit to a rich person like, yo You know what like you really dress like you don't got money, bro Like I love how humble you are. By the way, most rich people don't My daddy pointed that out to me a long time ago My daddy goes you see that person right there. That's one of the richest people in mong's corner Yeah, and I said for real and he was like, yeah, any point is you see that guy right there? Yeah The jewelry on it. That's one of the broken people in mong's corner He was like rich people don't wear their their wealth. That's fact and he's he was I believed it What do they do with foreskin after circumcision circumcision ranks in the world with common surgery also? Also rich people rich people don't wear their wealth after they've worn it for a few generations Everybody who first gets some money wears it. You think so? Yes Yes, the people who don't wear their wealth are from generational wealth and they shouldn't wear it because they didn't earn it I think they floss different, bro. No, they do floss different I would love to know how bill gates spent his first million Yeah, but bill gates comes from mad money So it's like so we're talking about generational wealth So it's like of course you don't you're used to money money Ain't even that popping to your parents have money everybody have money Anything that you have access to doesn't make a big deal If you grew up on the beach having a view of the beach, isn't a big fucking deal having an apartment in Manhattan is a big deal There we go. Yeah, yeah So I'm saying is like the first generation to get money is always gonna flex a little bit as you should Enjoy some shit. I just I think everybody flex is different You know what I mean? I think I think flexing for some people in our generation. There's a there's a certain Cold to it. You got to have the phantom. You got to have to charge the chain You know humility. This is the thing that gets annoying to me humility Is the rich person? flex You don't think it's a flex for Warren Buffett to live in the same shitty house in Omaha And sit on the side of the road and drink a diet coke and drive a Honda Accord The flex is going look how poor I can look. You know what I think about you're wearing poor face I bet you he owned that whole town He they were in poor face. That's their flex. They're like look how humble I can be It when everybody's rich you can't impress them by being rich you got impressed them by not caring about your money I think Warren owns that whole town. I really believe that I don't think he just owned that one I bet he owns that whole shit, but the fact that he doesn't live in some lavish mansion That's like that's how rich people flex bro. It's like they're flexing one another like oh, I don't need all We don't live in that. How do we know he does money? How do we know he he doesn't How do we know he does stay in that house though? Say again? How do we know he does live in that house? I've heard that story I listen. I don't know. I don't believe anything from these motherfuckers All I'm trying to say is like everybody has their version of flexing and the flex is Pretending to have the thing that you don't have we all do it and why would you not do it? You're supposed to fucking do it. We're talking about this on on flagrant, but it's like I'm tired of dudes Getting upset at women for getting plastic surgery Like if you could get surgery to make you look richer you would know Show me Only thing I really wanted the foreskin coat. What is that? I know you really want to get this out so bad I know you will I know you want to get this out so bad But somebody to see your leather and be like what is that you'd be like well How do you know your leather isn't made from foreskin of other animals? That is very true So you might have a lot of animals of course animals get circumcised. No, they don't well They get the whole they get skin. I need to say what that big skin, bro Part of it is the dick skin Of course We think they make the gloves out of because they are all animals with the pink you never had fingerless gloves What do you think that is that's five? The Fonzies That's five cow dicks and you just put it in like that and they obviously cut it so the dick can come out 100% What do you think they make fingerless gloves out of is that why leather smells like that when it gets wet? You mean taste good? You imagine somebody looking at a jacket like that Rare Foreskin coat will be fire. Why though why? I just think that's a different type of flex like that's a that's a different type of money Yeah, when you got foreskin because they say they throw the foreskin away, right? Who is they? Google they treat it as biological waste, right? Wait, wait. Who is they though? What do you mean? Like who is they google? No, but who who circumcises which they are you talking about? What are you talking about? Okay, so the morose throw it away Chris rolls it away the morose throw it away. We know the morose throw it away. All right. Yeah, that's what I think happens Huh? Oh my god Come on, bro. You were 50 million, bro That is a lie and stop believing stupid shit like celebrity net worth That shit is the biggest con in the world. Nobody knows what somebody is. Yeah, I'll do they calculate that I have no idea. I just know it's some bullshit. Nobody that is the biggest con Going I bet you your network not even right right now. Don't even look at my network Don't even look at my I don't even want motherfuckers to know about my network. What I look like Oprah I look like Oprah to you try to flex my life respected though. They respect it. They respect it Uh, bro, I went to this fucking of that hotel, bro And my whole thing with the hotels I want to escape I want to get away from any stress anything like I'm out like I don't want to deal with anything It also I'm going to go to the middle of nowhere No people nothing so I could actually truly get to relax feel no anxiety no stress and just totally take a break, right? Um That's that's what I that's what my goal was right? That's why you made that Charlemagne three times over charlotte that was my that was my goal, right? To be completely stress free, right? To see that rich out of it and because I know the stress that I have here So I'm like, why don't I go to a place where I can have no fucking stress at all? Okay, I go to this place and I'm going there Thanksgiving week obviously, right? um The problem that I didn't realize until I got there is the place is on a Native American reservation man So there was no celebration of Thanksgiving not a lot Dang not a lot Did that make you feel awkward? I mean, I got some of the saddest happy. Thanks. Giveings. I've ever gotten in my entire life From who the people at the fucking Native America is working there, bro. No So they gotta do that shit just to be hospitable Crudgingly bro, and I didn't want to say it to them. She wasn't an asshole What do you mean? Like going in there like being the super celebration Thanksgiving guy fucking turkey hat on I was Okay, sarah Okay, sarah big eight figures Big eight figures That should have been like that for a while Yesterday's price not today's price Let's go bro stop pulling up angela yeez net worth pull up charlemagne the god's net worth bro Food things leaders are last week. That's why I said that the breakfast club is we know it is officially What's wrong with this guy man listen, yo Pull that net worth backup, bro See if that shit went up because this guy's stay making money Every hour as I rich this motherfucker is okay Pull that shit up so we can see how much how much it is now taylor How much it is now there is one I saw one that got a really fake number What is that celebrity net worth whatever? Yes, exactly It was one of those sites like that. I'm like Get the fuck out of here That shit said something crazy. That shit said almost triple that number. I'm like get the fuck out of here It said almost triple like It's at 30. It actually said 27 The reason I can say that is because I know it's not true. Oh wait, but what you got though I got life. What you got. I got life, man. Talk to me life. Talk to me nice life, man Life is the beautiful thing man. Happy to be here, man. Yeah, how many lifetimes? What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about glorilla, man. Okay. Okay. Let's go to glorilla's net worth She just getting started glorilla having a great fucking six months. Yes. She is a lot of viral a lot of viral activity literally Yo Gotti jumped on she she jumped on the yacht with Yo Gotti this summer Now she's out of here like a fuck nigga free as a Hit record that record tomorrow with Cardi B about to be a number one record. She got nominated for a Grammy She's killing it, but she said something that I found was interesting because I think this is very generational So I have to take her word for it glorilla is like what 23 years old Oh, you have the clip Oh, you got that clip ready, huh, but not how it's done What's up? God damn Taylor. What's up with you Taylor? What's your net worth Taylor? What's your net worth? What's the quote I just got to say this what? If you trust a And word that you met at the club Use a hot ass mess and a goddamn fool And you don't got no motherfucking home training. You had to look at that in right? She spelled no and no sharply bro. Let's hear it Let's hear it Taylor game. I just gotta study I see outside these If you trust the nigga that you met at the club You was a hot ass mess And a goddamn fool and you don't got no motherfucking home training Because why the fuck did you sit up here falling in love with a nigga that you know you met at a place Where he looking for hosie did you look up for hoes? He couldn't treat you like a motherfucking ho bitch. Why the fuck did you send your dumb ass right here falling in love? Stay woke stay the folk walk. I'm I'm 44 years old. Uh, I haven't been to the club in a long time. So I got to take her word for it Whoa, if she's telling, you know, women are guys our guys too, like There's nothing happening in the club except for fucking You know what I mean? She's saying don't even go to the club. She's she's well We had a rough cause she says she don't go to clubs But she's just basically saying like why would you take any person serious that you met in the club? Well, it depends like what if you're what if you're a strong independent woman then wants to get her punani crush But that's the thing right same way guys go to the club looking for poom poom Women go to the club looking for dick dick Yeah, and why can't women get some dick dick? They can you know what I mean? But they just they they're not able to do it without you know, I guess feeling like hoes Oh, but do you think a girl who just wants dick dick is a ho necessary? No I think she's a woman who knows what she wants or or her cat died or something and I think Yeah, she just wants company She wants to comfort. Yeah company. No company. That's real company company company. That's right. She wants women want company She wants company. Yeah, I agree with that. I like that. We should you should coin that Yeah company because that's also good because it's like common fanny. Yeah And then it's like come on me Company come on come on your company come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah The interesting thing about this though is that uh women and guys. Yeah act like they can stop who they grow to love It don't matter what you meet a person That's true. You can meet a person at a club You can meet a person in church You can meet a person in target if you and a person got a chemistry it don't matter if y'all meant to be it's going to happen Regardless, you know what? I mean like that that whole mentality. I'm not saying that it, you know, it might block your blessings But you know, it does make you go into certain situations and probably miss out on You know your future that's true Though I would I do also understand where she's coming from where she's like, yo The people here are just trying to fuck and if you're trying to meet a dude Who is not only trying to fuck then maybe that's not the place that being said those people dudes that are trying to fuck Might also be trying to find a girl that night. They're trying to fuck and maybe another night They're like, I'd like to find a girl etc. I understand what she's saying I totally understand what she's saying. So where do you meet dudes? Not it. What where do you meet dudes? Like where do you where do you meet guys that like be friends with? Yo, where do you find friends these days, man? Um, I mean for the past 13 years all my friends have come through this business Interesting literally. Yeah, like and I think that's the way it should be Absolutely I've never been the type to be like no new friends no new friends a lot of my friends have helped me Get to the next level a lot of these new friends have helped me, you know evolve and get to the next level Do you want to talk about that guy man? Who? Listen, man, I've said it a million times. I will continue to say it a million more There's nobody on this planet that seeks white validation like Kanye West And I found it so interesting when I watched clips of him on that What was it the tim cast podcast? Yeah, I found it so interesting because he really acts like he's a victim He acts like he hasn't caused this on himself. Yeah And I don't you know, y'all can kiss my ass the jewish community did not overreact in any way shape or form They handled their business and what I want to ask black people is what are y'all holding on to? How many more times does this man have to give you his ass to kiss? Oh, he went from making Crazy anti-black statements, right? We all know him. He got a greatest hit slavery was a choice Harry Tubman didn't free the slaves, you know, the George Floyd's death and all of these different things He's just shitting he's shitting on black people with a million different times But now you're just running the streets with full fledged white supremacists People who are have have fully embraced Notch the ideology. That's the nick fuentes guy that he's with fully embraced him break that down to me Well, I had a list actually I saw a list on this article that came out uh yesterday Let me see if I can find it. What's the name of that list? It was on uh I think it was who was what article who was it? It's a list of what times. What is it a list up? It's a list of all the things that this guy has done Oh and said wild Uh, huh Oh, you got it. Oh, shit. Yes, let me that Chris. Wow, you have that one right on that Chris, no kind of interesting how that works, huh? Chris that you just got that one immediately Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. So the headlights the new york times trump's far right embrace Why it's important to know more about uh, what's his name? Nick fuentes nick fuentes man. They had a list though chris Like they had it like bullet pointed in everything He's called homosexuality disgusting Asserted that the republican party was run by jews Well, what's disgusting about homosexuality that needs to be pointed out. I have no idea said it would be better if women could not vote That's wrong compared himself For a total area victory. What would be better if women didn't vote the lines to vote He declared that the first amendment was not written from below There'd be smaller lines and he maintained that jim crow segregation was better for them It's better for us is better in general all of them. Whoa, this dude has embraced like did you hear that? Jim crow segregation is better for them better for us is better for everyone. That might be debatable. I cannot You've heard actually this is so No, no, no argument for that is is that actually you've heard about this argument I've heard I've heard the argument We're like the communities were able to build because they were more insulated And you were supporting your community. You're going to your community's grocery store You're doing but the problem with that is every time black people do that like they destroy they destroy it Yeah, every single time so it works as long as you don't fire bomb the community. Yeah, as long as you let us cook You know what I'm saying? Yeah, y'all be cooking man. Get out of here Come on man. Come on. Come on. Y'all be cooking man. Like you got a black person out for Thanksgiving Yeah, I'm saying like hams, grams, mams, potatoes, tomatoes Can I get to the yam? You know it sweet yams. You know it And also man, I don't want to go through another two years I was singing that shit at the time. Oh, I can't reservation. They was not feeling that at all hams grams I don't know graham crackers What is grams man? Nobody said grams greens. Oh hams greens tomatoes potatoes. I I do know it I do feel like we're making a mistake. Yeah by uh Uh-oh, uh-oh given it's so much media attention That's in his old school, bro You ain't got sturdy yet, bro. We are waiting on the sturdiness to kick in You was getting nerdy, but not sturdy Also, I can't go through. It's november 2022. How is it though? Do we have to go through two years on whose counter of trump and kanya in the media, bro? Oh my god Do we have to go through this? Uh, listen, you know who could shut it down immediately the media CNN msnbc fox news y'all do not have to report on this shit every five minutes Did you see kanya on the timcast? No, I didn't I just saw the walk out You just saw the work. Yeah, and he walked out like the weirdest way It seemed like he wanted to walk behind him. They want you to go out through the door kanya You know what I mean? Like what was going on there? The funniest meme in the world was like somebody say kanya is really assembling the avenges of scaring the host That's funny. Hey, bro, you're scaring the host like you're a weirdo if you do that Yo, when you got when you got how much turn out here saying you just walk around the whole damn paper town, bro No, it was they already. Oh, okay. You got how much turn out here asking a simple question I was crazy, bro. I thought you just busted out paper towel from your backpack like that No, when you got how much turn asking a simple question, which is how Much of a self-hating black man are you? Oh, shit That's what he said. That's what he said about kanya. He said how much of a self-hating black man Are you that you would be out here embracing full-fledged white supremacist and that is a valid question That is a valid question that everybody for whatever reason Especially you kanya stands love to avoid Why can y'all point out the the the the koonism and so many other people The uncle thomism and so many other people But when it comes to kanya's anti-blackness You turn in a blind eye And it's some greater plan And you know, he's he's he's he's doing all this to liberate us How How Are we at the point yet? Well, we're willing to say his music isn't even that great I don't think so. He ain't put out. No beans greens He did not put out no beans greens But you can say that's kanya bc Huh, that's kanya bc before kooning. Oh The college dropout and the late registration and the graduations and my beautiful dark twisted fantasies Eight away in harbors that came before all I mean, no, I'm just kanya is absolutely amazing making music We had ari Uh spear on a podcast and he was like, yo, and we're asking what do you think about all the kanya Jewish stuff? He's like, why didn't he just make a song out of it? He's like he his gift is song not tweeting if he made a song people would listen to it But you gotta see the thing with song you gotta have uh, he's Jewish the guy who said this Yeah, but you gotta have content Like you gotta actually know what the fuck you're talking about Like a song has a beginning a middle and an end does it? I think so Like a song can't be just rambling. He can go on these podcasts and stuff and just ramble You know what I mean, but a song has to have a a thesis to it. Don't you think? You don't think so. I don't know. I don't know man. What you're looking for in that this book right here I was looking for my bass and lean actually but since we're here This book right here since we're talking about let me see these type of people What it's called five types of people who can ruin your life Identifying and dealing with narcissists sociopaths and other high conflict personalities. Okay great read But the five types of people that will ruin your life one beans two greens three tomatoes four potatoes The yams yams can I get to the yams stay away from all those types of people unless you want to have a delicious meal You know what I'm just saying charlomagne. I'm just saying charlomagne america right today is going up against iran Oh, man, they are in the world cup. Oh in the world cup. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like how all y'all You're talking about football now. I want and once every four years iran is trying to play unfair, bro What do you mean? They are threatening the families of all the players I like that. That's fine. Well, why don't we do it because we've said that a million times Like you see somebody playing bad and you'd be like damn, you know, they must got his his mama tied up in a basement They got it like that out there. Why that's a team who wants to fucking win So what is our who is iran threatening their families bro the players families How though they got them in a bunker or something. I don't know are you making this up? Yeah Yeah I think I'm making up I might be right It is a real story see it's a real story right now then I don't pull it out pull it out right now cock it back If any of the players protest Um, like they did the lat the first game they didn't sing the national anthem because of all the Riding and stuff that's going on in iran. So if they didn't sing what national they didn't sing their own national anthem But they should be singing our shit too. Hold on iran didn't sing their national anthem The iran players didn't sing their national anthem as a protest to the country because they don't like the treatment that's going on Oh, so I oh iran is threatening iranian players. Yeah, they can't Oh, I thought you said iran was I thought the way you said it was iran was threatening the u.s. You're not threatening our players. Oh What I'm just talking about the establishment. I actually I fuck a person people now I like persons a lot that being said fuck boys It's on today What 2 p.m. I stern standard time. All right, what you gonna get approached in the street and you know what you're gonna say Let's make some pills man. No, but for real, uh blue chew you want to do blue chew? Hell, yeah, I want to do blue chew, bro. I busted the sorryest nut this morning, bro You nut quick. No, no not quick. Just not a lot of it Because I was nutting into it to a test tube to test my cum. Oh word. Yeah, and almost none of it came out I was like I almost was like, yo, I need to run this back doc Yeah, would you think it's you say again? Would they check you checking your sperm just to make sure you can I can get my wife pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she's just paranoid We've been doing this for we've been doing two months of sex. Why do you think it's you though? I you just like why do you think either anything is wrong period like I don't because yeah, I don't know You just want to make sure you've ever been around a woman You've ever been around them You've ever been around a woman that wants something and they want it now I get it. I get it. I get it. 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You know identifies the woman. She's exactly you see there Fake feminists for no reason Tell her about the jump out the window because you identified a woman as a woman. She was a woman You never saw the video. How else does he have said it? How is it that a woman made the greatest song like I didn't hear it like I'm saying she's not a professional musician She's a woman a god-fearing christian woman. That's beans greens. I don't know if she's not a professional I don't know who she is. She probably is professional, but you right here. You're some beans greens tomatoes potatoes. Yeah You are not thick. That's what your shit is left over. That's left over. They's giving you That shit been in the fridge too long That's crazy What's this today is are you leftovers? You definitely left over. Damn that shit away Beans greens tomatoes potatoes, okay We're singing too We are we are we are mixing two different Thanksgiving songs. Why is there more Thanksgiving songs beans greens? Thanksgiving don't get no respect, bro Come on So much like Drax, bro, this is fucking crazy Like they got the same fuck. We gotta pay him. We gotta pay him up, bro We got Halloween next year. We gotta pay you. Bro. It's the same fucking head body everything, man What's his real name? Uh, he looks like vin unleaded. That's Batista, right? Yo, he's Batista. No, but for real we need to figure that out, man Yo, Halloween next year, you got to go as Drax or you got to go as fast and not so furious Come on, you don't have no church announcement. I church denounce it That greatest church announcement ever was beans greens tomatoes potatoes. That sounds like a church menu That sounds like a church menu. Um, just make sure you know it Make sure you watch hell of a week this thursday 11 30 p.m. On comedy central, right now watch that shit Hell of a week watch it. So shawl make it also quit and go on tour We got a few more make millions and millions of dollars. We got a few more episodes for the years. How many more episodes, bro For 40 years over three after no after this week, too Because trevor's last day is the eighth our last day is the 15th. Are you doing something special for his last day? No, why trevor killing trevor had obama on He had will smith on now understand why I didn't get shit for my birthday from you Well, I did give you something for your birthday. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Oh, no, you did. You gave me a bottle of wine I said, yeah I did no That was wedding. Oh, that was a wedding. Yeah. Why are you ganging up on me when I'm just trying to be silly Uh, but yeah, make sure you watch 11 30 p.m. On comedy central. I forgot who we got this We got no little rel's gonna be on this guy's unbelievable. I think Amanda seals is gonna be on Oh, trevor free trevor free will be on and I believe val Demings don't quote me on Yeah, but chad tune in 11 30 p.m. Comedy central right after the daily show Uh, man This was wild bro. What the colorado lgbtq bar shooting. Oh, come on man That happened at club q. Uh, god bless all of those people. Um, who perished in that tragic mass shooting, uh God bless everybody that was injured But the father Yo, the father is a crackhead Weirdo mess bro. Yeah, whatever mess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, like that was wild Like you get told that your son just committed a mass shooting at a gay club at a gay club And you're like, uh, I ain't gay. He's not gay and you're claiming that you're a Mormon Um, even if you think gay is a sin, right? Even if your religion tells you that gays and abomination or whatever the bible says Yeah, the bible don't speak to finally a murder either my god. No, he does not It does not like I don't I don't think that the weight of uh, I don't think you can weight those sins This guy's jaw is crazy crazy Yeah, let's hear the shooting involving you know, there are multiple people And then I bond they were on bond finders the gay bar Yeah, right And I was like, oh my god, is he gay as a scarer? Oh my god, is he gay? And he's not gay so it's It's well, you guys had had conversations about that you you Yeah, you were to adamant that gay I think they have a Mormon. I'm a conservative republican And we don't do gay. We don't do gay. We don't do gay. Yeah I can't get answers from the attorneys really, but they're saying that some of these videos is involving a gay bar or something I don't know Because he's so animated and so comfortable And so right on the nose with all the talking points conservative republican Religious You know And not not kind of really making light of a mass Shooting making it seem like the lgbtq issue is bigger than that Like those are the kind of people that fuel conspiracy theories because you're like there's no way this could be real Yeah, but it is real. It's fucking terrifying. It is real And religion is a motherfucker and you know, I did a I did an interview with fox news um digital a couple of weeks ago and we was having a conversation about You know, uh secretary pete and I was saying that you know being that secretary pete is part of the lgbt community It probably gives him a lens of empathy Right that a lot of other people may not have because when you come from a marginalized community, you're able to See things because you're more you're more considerate about, you know, other people and what other people are going through but I also said that reason him being a part of the lgbt community is why I don't think he probably would ever be president because of stuff like that because this is such a Religious based country Right, this is a country so rooted in christianity that I don't think they would ever accept a member of the lgbt community as president I think that they would accept a woman or a black person before I think a member of the lgbt community because of religion. Yeah, I think that that's very reasonable a way to look at it I also think that we felt that before barack about a black president You know, I think that every famous comedian was like they'll never be a black president Never will it happen, etc. And then we saw it now. It's completely incredibly plausible to have a black president Like I think people any day now. We might have one. I think I mean no He's saying he didn't have you might have one Yeah, man, but I just I just think when you're going against somebody's when somebody thinks they're going against their faith No, I think you're right in that we're in that regard in terms of that's how people believe The question is like will they put aside certain beliefs to allow that to happen? I don't think this country is as progressive as they act bro. And you know what else showed me that what the movie bros floppy What what is that movie? It was a romantic gay comedy Hey, yo That had a lot of marketing and a lot of promotion Hey, yo, and it flops at the box office. Maybe everybody just paused it and then nobody got to see it Everything about that like maybe the movie started and everybody was like yo pause and then the guy up there was like All right, I guess and then they never got to actually see it I just I just I just think that people aren't uh Is welcoming of that lifestyle as we pretend that I also think I also think with a romantic But one, I don't know if the movie is good or not. I have to see one of the movies Good, it's a very easy scapegoat to just be like people didn't like my movie because they're homophobic Like two things can be true That people can be very homophobic. We know is fucking true But what about the gay people even if people are homophobic forget them That's what I'm saying. There's millions and millions of gay people. I couldn't want to support that movie But that's what I'm saying is maybe maybe they didn't like the move and and I think the biggest issue here is not even the movie itself It's the biggest biggest issue is Nobody goes to the movie theater see a romp com anymore Certain movies just do not work in the movie theater The only thing that actually can work in movie theater right now is superhero action Superhero action top gun marvel or or horror has been killing as well So apparently bros gross 11.6 million and i'd say it's canna 3.1 million other territories for a total wide 14.7 Bros release alongside smile initially projected gross 8 7 million from 3,300 bros flopped Yes, there's another gay rom-com coming too. I want to go see the menu this weekend And uh, they had it at the beginning of the menu. I forgot the name fire out Now it wasn't fire I guess my point is rom-coms are not going to exist movie theaters now the way that we consume content has changed Say again No, bros is the one it was. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Dracks. There's uh Come on. Dracks. Come on. Dracks stop playing around dude That was the most dracks comment ever too, right? Come on. Dracks. Okay. So uh, go Come on Like i'm a plate of beans greens So Crazy Why am I crazy right now? Come on charlemagne. Why am I crazy man? Because you're nuts Whoa, this guy is whoa. Yo, whoa, but what were you saying? I think that the way that we consume things in movie theaters will change And uh, because of that movies will change like bros might do well if it's good once it hits streaming People watch rom-com streaming now. It's not if it's if I don't know what they're waiting for It's not already. I don't know what they're waiting for. Yeah, I don't know man I just think that you know when people are morally opposed to homosexuality because of faith. Yeah Ooh, that's a tough nut to crack. But people go see a lot of movies. They're morally opposed That's the thing like people are morally opposed to crime and they go see crime movies all the time But he just got the perfect example Yeah, he's literally just kind of like overlooked the fact that all of these people got killed And is more worried about his son being gay. Yeah, he's a horrible human being That makes no sense. What's the horrible human being as well? You know who else is horrible? Uh, Balenciaga What happened with that bro? This is wild not like I don't I usually don't discuss things that I can't afford or hardly pronounced But we know for a fact you can afford it because you're worth 50 million dollars. That's not true You're worth 50 million dollars. That's not true. They're Balenciaga, this is this is wild right? What is Balenciaga? Can we say that right now? What is it? What is it though? Like what is it? It's clothes, right? High-end clothing, right? It's it's a high-end luxury brand. Yeah, that's what I thought Pull up what they did tell them. I know they still in the production company for 25 million. So basically they got these kids, right? and it looks like BDSM So basically they have teddy bears that are wrapped in uh, like BDSM here. Yeah and there's a Yeah, there's a there's a a court document in the bag that Jesus Christ Taylor. It's it's truly Impressive, it's truly impressive. There's a bds. You see like she'll she sees a three, you know He's literally looking at it and pointing French luxury brand Balenciaga apologize for its advertising campaign that showed two young children posing with bears wearing BDSM style harnesses And featured court documents that mentioned virtual child porn What's wild about this is now they're suing the production company that put it together But the production company is like y'all oversaw the whole thing Well, who is the creative behind it? I think that's I think everybody needs to be investigated Well, no everybody should but like there is uh, every one of these campaigns has a creative director, right? And I think we need to figure out who that is and then the other thing that I would say is like The empty wine glasses with the kids like what's going on? Yeah, but the court doc is the craziest thing The court doc is the craziest thing. So the court document, uh, we looked at this on flagrant What would it what did exactly say the supreme court case it was supreme court case about Child porn on the internet. Yeah, pull that up Taylor It's probably in that same article Taylor if you just Any don't read just look look for it. Maybe another one that we can bring it up But the point is it's like, why can't you just keep the kids out of it? I don't get this shit like it's so hard. I don't get it. Just leave no and nobody says that's a bad idea Yeah, like all of these people on set nobody says a yo even in the production company is saying that Balenciaga oversaw the whole Shit, right? Yeah, but my thing with the production company is Even after you got what the creative was why did you agree to do it? the supreme court doc is basically saying child porn is illegal but Producing and distributing sexually graphic images of children is okay as long as it's not obscene So, but so Balenciaga is basically Acknowledging the graphic image, but that it's okay for the supreme court. Wow Which is even worse because you're basically saying yo, this is what we're doing. Wow Somebody need to be investigated, bro. I don't know what the punishment should be You know what I'm saying because I don't weigh this shit. No way. Yeah, I mean Tony is the luckiest man on the planet right now. Why you say that? I mean Balenciaga drops him and then they drop this. Yeah, but he's trying to stand on a moral high ground But but his his campaign manager literally got caught up like I'm not saying it makes him good. I'm just saying condoning pedophilia Wait, what? You knew that knock it off. Oh, oh Milo you're not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yes. That was a different thing what he was Oh god Yeah, so what Milo basically said that it is very common in gay relationships where an older man will date a younger a younger gay boy and Boy being I don't know exactly what he is like a boy and there's like teenage age I just know he caught a bunch of backlash because they said he was condoning pedophilia Yeah, he was saying for some reason it's all right Which is absolutely is not a right But he said it was probably more common in the gay world because those younger gay men don't have other younger gay men That they can talk to about being gay. Yeah, but my point I'm not I'm not condoning it. What I'm saying is that's where he was coming coming from How you gonna call out Balenciaga? But how you gonna call out Balenciaga But your campaign manager You know what I mean? Yeah, have y'all had that conversation Yeah, I mean Kanye's just grasping at straws 100% but I think we could also look and just beg yo dude like this is this crazy Yeah, this is nuts Like this this campaign and and I really think the reason that people aren't like up in arms about it is because It's Balenciaga. Like the average person not paying attention to some shit. They can't afford like I don't I've never seen a Balenciaga ad in my life Yeah, this is the first Balenciaga ad I've ever paid attention to ever in my life And it's only because of the commotion around it. You know what I mean? I don't if I've worn Balenciaga. I did it because uh Ty the stylist put it on me. I don't buy this type of shit, but These motherfuckers need to be investigated at least an investigation. Yeah, don't you think? Yeah Like I need to know why y'all thought this was okay Like check somebody's computers or something like let me see what you got on your cookies There's a guy who is the creative director of this campaign You think there has to gotta be right somebody has to make the decision He's being sued the guy. He's I forgot his name, but Whoever runs the production company. I think his name was nicolas something But they're they're suing him, but he's throwing it right back at them like bro Y'all oversaw this whole I don't care who gets sued. I just want to know who Thought this was good. I just want to know their name. That's right And I want to know that because it's a number of people though gotta be right Yeah, I think we should just I think we should be able to know who they are That's right Like and I want to know the parents to sign their kids up for this shit Yo, that shit is wild Bro parents that let their kids be like the girl who got molested in a law and order svu episode It's like how bad you want your kid to be famous. Yeah, that is weird to me That is fucking you read the script and the girl gets molested in the episode That's every law and order svu and you're like, oh my daughter would be perfect for this You need to be investigated That's not weird That's a solid point. I never thought about it, but that's yeah, I don't know bro I think I don't know. I think wanting your kids to be famous should be illegal What if it's written into That should be illegal. Like what the fuck is wrong with you? What if it's written into the script, but just like nothing happens to him? No, of course, nothing's gonna happen. It's acting. No, no, no, I'm saying but like I'm not sometimes Some people act this shit out. You've seen movies with this shit is acted out No, you've never seen a movie where there's molestation of a child What are y'all talking about that fucking movie where the girl thought that the woman thought that her her dead Husband was reincarnated in in the little boy's body and she was in the fucking tub with the little boy Yeah, but that were they being sexual and she was watching them She thought it was her husband. What was the name of that fucking movie, man? Oh, I know it's a tub beans greens tomatoes But what if what if the person what if what if what if the person doesn't have to do anything But it's just written into the script That this person got I still wouldn't want my daughter to be acting as if that how I don't want that I don't want her to even access those feelings and emotions like a director has to say hey Can you act a little molested today? I'm with you. I'm with you Yeah, we can we can absolutely. No, I don't think we need movies. Those should be documentaries Like no for real. Those should be teachable moments when you're trying to tell these stories Yeah, use them as teachable moments and tell the story How many how many of these famous kids do we need to see be complete weirdo fuck ups as adults before we start going? Maybe it's dangerous to allow your kid to do that shit. You get abused You get abused even if you uh, even I'm not forget abuse just falling off. Yeah being a child star Making all that money having all that attention and then when you get older nobody gives a fuck Jesus christ, man. That shit right there might drive you insane By itself. Mm-hmm Everybody's trying to manipulate you. Everybody's trying to treat you in a bullshit way You know, we actually get real interactions with people I think it's a very odd thing That parents would see what happens like for example, there's a lot of parents, right? Who see what happens to people who play football and they go I don't want my kids playing football because it's really dangerous and it could hurt them Their kids their parents who I don't want my kids to skateboard now I'm not saying this is the right thing to do But they go I'm going to limit my kids ability to skateboard because it could really hurt them I'm looking out for their well-being. Yeah, that same shit should be applied to being a child star because literally 90% of them are absolute Fucking zonked out Abuse victims as adults. It's sad when you do meet the ones that have grown and they didn't go crazy You really are wondering like and I asked them if you if you notice there's been certain interviews We've interviewed people who were child stars and like how did you avoid? What are they crazy? Like I remember the most recent one was kim fields, uh, you know Kim fields been around since facts to life and Different strokes, right? And it was her mom Her mom chip her mom was in the business. Her mom was there with her kept her grounded, you know what I mean? So it's just like yeah that you you need those people around you that aren't fucking users You know and sucking the sucking the fucking life out of you, man And I also put a button on the blinch the other thing Uh, I I get going after the celebrities Right, I don't I don't get that. I get it just because they that's the face of the brands in some ways, but my thing is this What what are you what are the consumers going to do? The regular everyday people who bible in ciaga like if you don't just call for kim k The not Fuck with the brand no more won't you just call for people in general not to fuck with the brand no more, right? You know, yeah, like kim k is just one person. Yeah, you know like what is she gonna do? Not fucking with the brand no more. Yeah, I just don't think it's kim's fault I don't think it's her fault either. You know like, you know, yeah I think it's like she was doing it before they put out this stupid ads Not like she has to co-sign all the ads. Yeah, like that's weird. Yeah, but I will say on another note if Kim had violated some type of moral clause They would feel free to drop her So she she'd be able to drop valenciaga. Yeah And still get paid she don't want to leave you could tell because they violated the moral clause You could tell she don't want to go nowhere. You don't do so. You saw her little statement. She's like, you know I've talked to the higher ups. I told him how disappointed I am with them. What does she even do a valenciaga seeing this situation? I don't know. She got to get a piece of it or something like that. No, I haven't been around too long for you think I thought valenciaga's new Hell no, that should have the old school luxury brand as for my future with valenciaga I'm currently revaluating my relationship with the brand basing it off their willingness to accept accountability something That the should have never happened to begin with and the actions I expected to see them take to protect children That's her way of saying i'ma forgive their ass I'm making too much money off this. Maybe are they gonna fucking have to cut her a big ass check Oh, yeah, they don't cut her a nice one. Let's do some uh things we won't care about next. No, let's do asking idiots Yeah, we gotta leave gotta get up out of here I believe that because you be gaslighting me all the time Taylor just said gaslighting is the word of the year and I agree with her Because she'd be gaslighting me all the time The underscore corner. Oh, this is a good one. When was the last time y'all had a miracle moment when the last thing you had a miracle moment shows Miracle moment miracle moment. Um, I when I was at the uh when I was at that that resort man, and I saw Like what took nature hundreds of millions of years to create. Yeah, I mean, it's really amazing like The way that those mountains are created the the the plates the earth's plates smash into each other And then they get pushed up there's a couple of other different ways they're created They're also sand dunes that are just petrified like water goes on them They kind of lock in place and they're like hard and so the rocks really soft But it was really cool when the plates smash into each other it pushes one plate up the other plate up, right? So that's really The sea floor is now at the top So if you look at the top of these little mountains, they have this little icing like on a cupcake That has all these things that are from the bottom of the ocean How fucking weird that is to climb to the top angel come it is It is wow it is angel come dude I was up there licking it all up work work work work work your skin looks better because of 100% dude 100% That's a miracle moment Yeah It was a miracle dude. It was a miracle man It was an absolute Fucking mirror. Have you ever tasted angel come? No, not an angel come. What type of come? Um, what yeah, what what are you more familiar with? I mean, I guess women come. Oh, yeah, this quarter's Nope, that's more of a urine. Well, it's salty. It's good It is it is good. No, for real. It is really good if you could get like a Like a pot of it. Yeah and boil like crabs and some shit in it. Yes, that should have probably be good Word You don't think so. No, they do they take they take uh, they do that That should have seasoned like a motherfucker, bro They do that with um with uh with with mail come word is bond. Y'all think salt water like fish is slapping What what clams I'm no they do it with uh, they do it with crabs with mail come the boil mail come and they make a dressing It's called old old bay. Oh really? No I thought I was just gonna clam chowder old gay is one thing. Oh old gay. Yeah old gay. Yeah I thought that was just chowder. No. No. No. No. No chowder. No chowder's totally different different thing You're short chowder income. No because it's more chunky. It's like eskimo come so no because they add the potatoes You thought those were potatoes That's not potatoes eskimos have a very thick come dude really very very thick come very thick come dude They have it is it's astonishing to see one of those guys let one rip. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah That's how they pack in the igloos They don't have cement. Yeah, so The whole tribe just comes and they just start busting nuts in the creases Yeah, and they just slowly wrap it around and then it's just yeah makes all the sense in the world 100 percent 100 percent Yep. Um Tm. Oh, this is a cool one. Is it? Is that a cool one? No, you know what go to sam silve. I like this one. Yeah Is it better to ignore insults and take the high road or throw them back so they'll stop It depends who's insulting I think it really depends who's insulting if you have something to gain and yeah go to war. Yeah If you have nothing to gain then why would you go to war? I mean, I personally think that insults is a challenge You know what I'm saying, especially for you as a comedian, right? Can somebody throw some insults your way automatically you think they got to be challenging you So now you got to show them that you really do this for yeah, but I only accept challenges from the worthy So it's like I'm not going to blow you up by responding to your little insult But what about the little bum ass guy in the front row or a woman in the front row heckling you? Oh a live show is different. Yeah. That's like fun and that's entertainment now. You're part of the act I'm talking about like and that person is a fan who like paid money to come see me Like they want to just be part of this like fun little event and yeah But I'm talking about like a hater on the internet. Like am I going to give them shine? That's what I thought they were saying. Um, is it better to ignore insults and take high road or throw them back So they'll stop Pretty tight. Yeah, I agree. It depends on who it is depends on who it is depends on who it is Some people just like I asked whatever you blow some eskimo chunks in their face. That's it Blow some eskimo chunks in their face. I mean some folks like, you know, you know, you want this challenge, you know what I mean Well, let's do one more What just happened? What was that? Y'all don't remember that Oh, this is a good one. This is a good one. Let's end on this chatty three eight one Uh, when you die And have when you die if you die and had a choice to come back as an animal would you pick land or see animal land? now See bro I want to see what's under there, bro Come on, man You don't want to see what's under there, bro What you mean? I'm going under the sea man, you know, I mean tuna You know I'm saying you can end up some boston guys boat You think so? Yeah, that's fine as long as listen. That's reincarnation. So I'll get to see some shit Yeah, you know what I mean get to see some shit under water. Mm-hmm get caught up in some shit probably a net Get fried in shit. Mm-hmm going somebody's stomach turn in the shit. Mm-hmm come out of shit Get flushed back again, baby. They're running back You wouldn't want to be like a bird or something like be able to fly And out of water, but the earth is 75% water. I want to see what's under there, bro. Really? Yes, man That should probably trip you to fuck out imagine being reincarnated with your human conscience Underwater seeing name or and shit. You know what I mean mermaids all types of other shit and can't tell nobody You know what I mean? Like just knowing I used to be human all this shit is real That shit'll be ill. I would want to come back under water personally Nah Nah, not at all for me. No, okay. Sure. How did you feel? Uh Wait, what is this? How do you feel about those whites not showing up the black panther funeral? It wasn't just the whites guys I mean, you know war machine wasn't there war machine wasn't there falcon wasn't there after fucking what condoms gave him a whole new Soon, you know what I mean? So it wasn't just the whites. By the way, war machine and falcon had every reason to be there They're still on world. Okay. They're not dead. All right. They had no reason not to be there Yeah, Tony stalks funeral was lit Tony that every hero in the history of the marvel universe Yeah was at Tony stalks funeral. They were not at black panther funeral Why I do fire at the black panther funeral though food. Yeah, shut up, man What kind of food did they have? pizza I think that I think that pizza there's like there's like some salmon and then Yeah, also beans greens tomatoes potatoes hams All right guys as always If you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit You're right too. It's the bearded in his podcast. Thank you for listening