 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be playing games. Sorry, I can't be more specific because I genuinely have no idea what we're going to play yet. So I decided today to take a deep dive in my Steam library. I think we all have a lot of games that we haven't played. We might have picked them up as gifts or it went on sale and we were like, oh, can't resist that even though I'll never play it. Maybe humble bundles, that sort of thing. I think a lot of us will have a lot of Steam games we don't play. But I want to actually play them today. I want to actually find the diamonds in the rough. I've got a few games here that I've played for one minute, such as Froggy Boy and Kim Jong-Boom, which I got on eBay. I didn't actually buy these games. I just got them in a pack. But then as we scroll down, you see, like, look at this game, Alpha Protocol. That looks cool. We got 80 days, bad rats. That sounds nice. There's so much to pick. I'm spoiled for choice. Deadliest catch the game. I'm in. Come on, come on. I don't want to wait one minute and 20 seconds. I want to play Deadliest catch the game. Three, two, one. Come on, come on. No, what do you mean three, two, one again? Come on, launch. It's launching. It's launching. I saw You Made With Unity. It flashed up for a brief second, but I saw that. Oh, yeah, I'm hyped. New game, no tutorial needed. My captain's name is Dad. Just so every time I can meet someone, I can go, oh, nice to meet you, Brad. I'm Dad. It's just a weird them out. My vessel's name is Dad McDadface. What the hell, no comic sans? This is ridiculous. Oh, that's kind of nice. Oh, that's perfect. That's lovely. Get some pink on there and some shadow and we're ready to play. The Dad McDadface is ready to die seas. I immediately want to set sail. I don't care about anything else. I just want to go. We've limited time here. Do you want to catch crabs there? I don't even know where I said, but yeah, let's go. Look at the map. Eat a stat sword and crabs. Oh, for the first time in my life, I'm disappointed to say I don't have crabs. Where's the rest of my crew? Why is it only Dad? I could just imagine the last guy fell overboard and he's screaming, I'm drowning. And my guy waves back and says, hi, drowning, I'm Dad. Okay, I've grabbed. My crab pot and now I'm going to put it on on here to be lured in and I will get crabs. Oh, fuck. I don't have any bait. Maybe I could cut off a limb or something. How did I get here? I've nothing in the fridge. I think my guys just traveled 200 kilometers and then just went, I forgot to put the bait on the boat because I have nothing to catch them with. Maybe I'll just throw it in. Maybe they'll be nice crabs or suicidal crabs. One or the other. I don't know if that was a good idea. I think I was supposed to attach a boy to it, like a boy. A boy. Not a boy. You know, I wouldn't kill anyone, but I mean, I don't know where it's gone now. I've lost it. It was around like here somewhere, right? Like it. I didn't attach it to anything. I've lost my only cage and I'm out here in the middle of the ocean. Look, this was all a bad dream. We're going to wake you up now and we're going to go on the actual journey. Oh, Jesus Christ. If that was a dream, this is a nightmare. I can't even see my hand in front of my face. Probably because I don't have hands in the game, but that's besides the point. Okay, strap a boy to the cage this time. It's the first time I've said that and it's actually been an innocent sentence. I don't know what it's counting here. It went to one, but it just kind of stopped. Can I wait in this game? I can. Okay. Rest for 118 hours. There we go. Wait. That's my whole session. Okay. Maybe not that long, man. 60 hours. How about that? He just stood there. Okay. Perfect. I think we're ready to pull her up. Oh, storms are brewing. Okay. I think we're reeling it in. It took a bit of figuring out and how many crabs did I get? Can't quite see yet. We're about to find out the haul. Wait. Nothing. What? How is this possible? Sure, I didn't bait it, but I left it down for like 60 hours. You think some clumsy crab would find his way in there? I have no bait. Honestly, who could have known it was the captain's responsibility to load up the bait on a one-man ship? I assumed I had people who would do that for me. All right. Shop. Penetrating. Oh, you get me some of that. That's always handy. Okay. I bought stuff. One more try. Oh, no. Don't eat it myself. It's tempting. Okay. Wait 147 hours. That should give the crabs enough time to get caught. Oh, I got an extra serving for me by accident. How do I get rid of this? Okay. I'll save that for later. Okay. Great. Now to catch my massive haul. Nothing. Fantastic. I hate this game. I'm going playing bad rats. Just trying to give me a warning that I won't be able to sell my haul. I don't think air goes for much. Finish season. Yes. I lost $20,000. How am I supposed to compete with Captain Russell's Scarecrow? I'm just Captain Dad down here. All right. Onto bad rats. I got a community guide here to help me out this time. Steps one to three are completely optional. In fact, I highly recommend you don't do them. But here they are just in case. Step one, buy the game. Step two, launch the game. Remember to not change the resolution. Otherwise it will crash. Yes. Really. Step three, beat the first few levels by yourself. They're pretty easy. Then get frustrated with the physics and look up a guide. Get even more frustrated when the completely functional physics cause an actual solution to fail. Step four, stop playing. Okay. Game is launched. Remember the guide. Don't change the resolution. Even though it's just a square. But that's fine. What the hell? What do I do? Huh? I'm so confused. How do I play? Oh, I've got items down here. Okay. I see. Hold on. Oh. Oh my God. Okay. I didn't know what I was getting myself into. Hold on. Let me try that again. He keeps falling over. This isn't working. Okay. Wait. That was almost, there we go. Hold on. Yes. That cat is murdered. You know, it's a good day when you murder a cat and chain a boy to a cage and throw it in the ocean. Okay. I got a rat and a bulldozer at this time and I got a trampoline. No, I want to just flip him horizontally. All right. You know, maybe that'll work. Let me just try what happens with that. Yeah. It's still works if he's upside down. So that'll do the job. Okay. Yeah. Now just push the ball off there. I don't know what I even expect to happen. Okay. Not that. That was not on the list of things I expected to happen. What if I attach this balloon to this guy? Will he fly? No, he's just batted the second trampoline out of the way. Well, at least he's being airlifted to safety. So he won't die in the explosion. But now I think he's getting taken away by God. I'm stuck. So I went back to restart it. It's distracting and helped to drop the ball softly. What part of that was soft? Okay. That was just plain murder. I can't solve this. I don't understand. He said the first few levels are easy. Show the solutions plan. Okay. Wait. Oh, I just need to play some here instead. That didn't work at all. Not even slightly. Even when you use their plan and it doesn't work every time, like what is the point in the game at that point? What the hell is this? Okay. I think I'm done with this game. Jesus Christ. This might be the worst game I've ever played. And that's saying something. Oh, it's waving me goodbye. See a little hand? Goodbye game. Oh, the cats have to go to sleep in the microwave. We've all been there. All right. Broke protocol. Something city. You're my last hope. Please be good. There it is. The maid with unity. That's how you know you're in for a good time. All right. I'll be nerd white. Get money by robbing, looting, and trading with NPCs. Okay. Is this another player? Is this? I don't know. This might be another player. This could be an NPC. Wait. Hold on. No, no. I can explain. I'll drive myself to the station. We can iron this all out. Committed crime. No license. That's the least of my worries right now. Okay. I feel like I'm in the opening to a naked gun movie or something. Sorry. I was in my inventory. Hold on. Which are players and which are NPCs? I don't know. Oh, that was definitely a player. That was a hundred percent a player. He had a pretty elite impressive name. If only my name was still ZXNoreGretz. Uh-oh. You can have it back. I wanted to go to the strip club anyway. I'll be back later. Oh, fuck's sake. They got me. It's just reminding me of family man. And it's making me miss my family and patchy. Mainly patchy. I didn't like the kid. Oh, what do you want now? Your husband is dead. Get over it. I'm losing hope. Just like you lost your husband. All right. Here we are at the strip club. Get job. Yeah, why not? You need 250 for equipment. I spent all my money on dying. I know I didn't mean to tell you put your hands up. I meant to put my hands up. Like I was ready to be frisked or whatever. I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking. Just asking for help. Someone please help me. Is this blood or pepperoni? Probably pepperoni. It's a pizza place. I see. I found another player. I'm beating him to death with a pizza boy. All right. Pizza. Good. Didn't expect that from a pizza boy. Wait. I got arrested. You can't hold me. Why does he have a meat cleaver? The policeman's running from me. Come here. Oh my God. What have you been doing to the prisoners? Oh wait. Is this just clothing? Actually this might just be clothing. I thought you were chopping off their heads or something. They killed me. That's the death penalty nowadays. The police officer just comes out into the yard and chops you up with a meat cleaver. I stole someone's helicopter and I'm stuck in a building. I don't know how to maneuver this thing. Okay. Here we go. Nice. We've gotten a start. I'm just afraid we're at the end. I'm going back for my prison friends. We built a bond that no one could match. And we're going to escape in my helicopter. Come on guys. Let's go. Oh God. He's getting mad at me. He's telling me to move. I genuinely don't know how. Okay. There we go. I let them in the helicopter. Oh, you broke it. Why is the police officer shirtless and tied up? No. Don't do it to me. Look, whatever you're into as long as you're not hurting anyone. Just leave me be. It's not my thing. I'm going to burn myself alive rather than give into your kinky ways. Why do they keep running at my car? Is it even my fault if they're running towards my car really? Oh God. I'm using the same defense as the guy who hit me. Oh my God. It's the dad Macdad face. We've come full circle. This is it. Upgrading my previous boat to big boat and going to go crab fishing. Ah yes. Back on the ship. And look at this hall. Absolutely magnificent. I really feel like I evolved as a person today because now I've changed into the kind of person who's willing to just lie and watch a video about the game instead of actually playing it. And now it looks like I'm good at it. I'll edit out all this of course so you won't be able to tell. This is just me thinking out loud pretty much. Okay. After that very successful fishing expedition, I guess I'm going to have to sort all my crabs and stuff. So I guess I'll let you go and I'll get back to do my important work on the ship. I hope you enjoyed. If you want to see more of the games that I have lying around my library that I have not been brave enough to try, do let me know because I would definitely be up for that. I think it would be really fun. We got a lot more gems still in cover. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always. If you want to check out more of my stuff I post every day. I also stream over on Twitch. Link's in the description. But other than that, I'll just thank you for watching. So thank you very much and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.