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Shame! and today we are reacting to a stand-up comedy good cuz I was thinking we might have been doing something auspicious and then very holy festival yeah no this is the third one of that that one guy wait did you see stand-up comedy okay yeah yeah okay the of that one guy we reacted to two other ones of his a lot of comedians we read but he speaks all in Hindi and they translated it for us the dad no not the dad with the tradition beaver you'll recognize him when you see him he's kind of the one that they translated with the Robin William hair yeah yeah okay so that guy we've reacted to other this is called hostile got it and so this is the other one that they have they subbed so man it's a long one too so hopefully it's very funny here we go did our sub or sub yeah be great yeah you remember right yep I don't even know if they were kids or if I saw the results of the internet camera and I had forgotten my rank I had such a big rank My father asked for a rank and I got a hundred marks in my pocket and he gave me a number I didn't get the money from the internet camera to do this I asked him how much it is and he said it's too much Tell me how many kids you have got in the morning How does that happen? Yes, at that time I was going to get a good rank I was going to get a solution I didn't get the money from the internet camera I didn't get the money from the internet camera KBJ Life I was growing up I was 5 years old and I was already from Pakistan I was in hostel How many people live in hostel? 6 people If you are new to hostel then you should live here You will find out the meaning of life that you don't have to spend a lot of money Many people who live in hostel can speak on their own I started living in hostel One thing we had discussed in our hostel was that there was a ghost named Ganga in this hostel He was so thirsty He didn't tell me anything The second thing is he was in our hostel He had a group of people He had a group of people One of them was in our hostel and the other one was in our hostel He came to my room and said I am going to sleep I don't know what to say That's a good challenge He was in our hostel Really? That's amazing Didn't you give him a party? Did you give him a party? He was clashing his face and we had to make our hostel Do you remember Abdul? He came to my room and told me We have to make our hostel I said ok Wait a minute There is a plan We have to do it We left at 1.5 pm We have to make our hostel I didn't understand What to do? We have to write our name on the wall Then we thought We should drink some water I said we should go upstairs and drink their water It will be so fun Look at the courage of the two of us We came upstairs at night and drank all the water Is there any chance? We were very happy We were very happy We met each other What a great idea We went upstairs We stood in front of the watercolour There was a voice behind the watercolour There was no water in it You looked at the side and you had to leave I saw it I was very drunk I opened the door I said Where are we? I said We left We waited We came back We saw the water We asked What is your name? We looked at each other We woke up We took our room We took our room We woke up We were very heavy We woke up I took my hand I was very heavy We woke up We saw the watercolour We saw it It was running We woke up We woke up We were very tired We asked How did we come here? We worked a bit We were tired We were tired We saw the watercolour We were looking down We said We are very weak We will make a name for ourselves They will definitely make a big name We were very close We put the watercolour on the watercolour The rope was in the railing We were jumping Now the watercolour is jumping We asked How did you come here? We couldn't do anything We asked What are you doing? We are pulling the watercolour We woke up We woke up We woke up We were asking How much watercolour do we need? We woke up I asked How much watercolour do we need? I asked How much watercolour do we need? I asked We took a stick We did We wear a watch A watch A watch A watch That watch and then Till then, I didn't know anything. I had a year's history. When I met you, I didn't know at all that there was a guy in the switch. So, I woke up the whole hostel. The warden in front of me got up. I didn't want to say my sister's name. I started shouting. I heard the sound of the corridor. Atom bomb! Atom bomb! Save me! Save me! I woke up the whole day. I sat up and watched the movie. I saw the movie. I saw the place. The warden. And you know how it was? I used to come here myself. I used to call him. It was 2 o'clock. It was 3 o'clock. He used to get ready. White shirt, white pants, white shoes. I saw him. I asked him, are you ready to go? I asked him, are you ready to go to bed? I asked him, do you know how much it costs to go to bed? I asked him, do you want to go to bed? I asked him, for the first time in his life, did they have any non-living things? In our batch, the price was nothing. Look, one guy came from the corridor. He drank water from the corridor and the warden stood. We could say anything Other than that, nothing would come up. He took the room to check. Now, one guy said, look at me, I že d dte ra go. He saw some old people standing downstairs. I told to him, you also go. I heard a lot of people talking about it. I am telling the truth. So, let me tell you. One of the people in our batch is Shaila Loomj. Yes, she did. One of them was in the field. The other one was in the first register. I think someone in the hostel needs a 3 minute plug. She took the plug and threw it away. I rest my case, my lord. It took a lot of time. Yes, it took a lot of time. A lot of people are saying that it took a lot of time. You are right. I am telling the truth. When I see you, you are taking the plug away. What are you saying? I am telling the truth. What are you doing? She picked up the plug. She took it back. Yes, I am her. She took it back. We stopped at the bar and she came down. She is acting so over-acting. We are not sure what happened on the way. We reached near the bar. She was so upset. She saw it. She said, yes. I told her not to say anything. She reached the top. I thought she was on the side. She went there and saw it. I'm just a plug lover. He called Diwari a long time ago. He said, don't open the case. So, we came here to make a brief interview. We did some research. I don't know if anyone told my name. That I had seen my parents. He called me to his room. I told him, listen to me. I want to become a body like this. That I'm a good Chinese college student. I'm in his room. So, we started talking about him. I told him that I don't know anything about him. So, he's not even coming here. He's going down from here. He wanted to know that... Yes, brother. He said, why did you throw it? He was talking to me. I was talking to him. He said, I have a doubt about you. I told him, tell me. Are you listening to me? You're not going to throw anything. I want to leave the water. I don't drink water. I've been drinking water for a few days. He said, you throw it. I know. I don't believe it. It's up to you. He said, you have two options. Option. You can't take a senior's ride. You can't punish a warden. How can you do that? He said, this is an option. We have a pair of pairs. You can't take another option. He said, you go to the suspect. He said, why did you become a suspect? What is the name of the client? I told him, fine. He said, fine. I told him, don't worry. He put the pen on the paper. He put on the paper. He put on the paper. Rs. 1.5 lakhs. I saw him, he looked like a client. You didn't even hit him. He makes so much money. He showed us the water cooler. He costs Rs. 1.5 lakhs. I said, look, it's your fault. If it is, then this is the thing. You put it in the garage. Everyone should know how expensive it is. How dare you break the price tag on it? I know how expensive it is. I make it every day. Rs. 25,000. I was sitting in the garage. I said, why do you take out the ice cream? Why do you take out the ice cream? Because we don't have that much money. He said, I will call your house. I am not at home. He said, if you don't have the money, then why do you take out the ice cream? I asked him, how much money do you have? He said, Rs. 400-500. I said, you go and get the F.T. He said, I don't have money. He said, I have spent a lot of money on it. I said, fine. I went to the hostel and told the guys that I was trapped. And now I have to pay the money. We planned the whole night. How will we get the money? We paid the money separately. I spent Rs. 25,000. I saw his tea. I was discussing his tea. He said, in the hostel, I went to the warden's room. I told the warden that the one who had thrown the money, he had found out. Did Uncle John catch him? He said, no. You go from here. Okay. After a few days, the hostel took a suspension. He said, you will get suspended. He said, you will get suspended. Uncle John said, you will get suspended. He said, you will get suspended. He went to the warden's room. He opened the gate. He went inside. He came out. He came out. What happened? He said, I will hide. He said, you are trapped. He said, I will throw the money to the guard. He said, I will throw the money. He said, I will give the money. Thank you, Pancham Bharg Bhai. That must not have been easy. Thank you so much for the time you put into that. Thank you, difficult. Obviously, he talks really fast. He's a great presenter. He's a great storyteller in terms of comedy. It's so funny. He's one of those comedians that's... He's a storyteller, obviously, with the way he does comedy. That's his style. But it's just a nonchalant. So this is what happened. He just explains it. And even holding the mic, because that's all intentional, he could put it on a mic stand. But his intentionality is he keeps it right here and talks into it. It works. He's absolutely, that is his style, his storytelling. And it does help. I think if we had seen him a year and a half ago, we would have found him to be funny, but we can have so many new... Like we know about the test scores. We know what the numbers are. We know how funny it is to say we're going to go take a break for Chai. Those kinds of things. Even the line where he said, go put that in a fixed deposit. I know that from conversations I've had with Adrani about how important fixed deposits are. I loved how he brought back later his score being so high and said, this reminds me of my score and everything. So really, really good. What was that? 17 minutes? 17 minutes. He made that feel like five. Yeah. That was fun. In the biz, that's what they call it, callback. Yeah. Comedy biz. 17 minutes. It's very, very deep. Now, he's one of those comedians who doesn't... I'm assuming if he may script it, because the majority of comedians do script. I think he doesn't need to necessarily script. I think he refines a story and just tells the story over and over again and then adds some of the funnier points. He very well may have memorized, but to get 10 minutes of good material is really hard. He's probably one of those that he does. He probably doesn't write a lot. I'd be interested to ask him. Obviously every comedian is different in the way they do it and obviously no way is wrong as long as you're funny. Absolutely. But I feel like he's one that actually takes from his real life. He's literally just telling the story and so he just knows it and he knows how to tell it funny. Yeah. I'd be shocked if that didn't really happen. Yeah. I'd be shocked. Everything about it. The telling and we're not here. That was fantastic. He's drunk and it is Tiagi who had the... That's what... That's some comedians. That is legit what they do. They just tell you stories that happened in their life and they're really good at it. He's really a good storyteller. Talented. Talented, man. That was hilarious. A lot of fun. Let us know more. Stand up. We should react to Down Below and more of him if you have more as well. Let us know Down Below. The...