 I've never been to San Diego. TwitchCon is there, the problem with TwitchCon is it's the middle of Madden season. Stop Freeze Glitchers, you turn off your Earthbox, you restart, you play somebody else, dude. Maddie's on the night? If I played on a computer and actually got a... I could talk to the randoms? Aw, that'd be f***ing... I got screamed at right there, Jesus Christ. It's the best player in the game right here. Nasty, huh? Oh my God! Watch this quicksack. I feel like this is cover four, dude. I really feel like this is just cover f***ing four. He might blitz here, though. He really might. I think I got this guy. Devontae, I'm looking at him. He's pressing me. Let's go, man! Oh, end two-step him. Oh! Oh! Oh! I gotta play this stupid f***ing offense, man. Bro... Ah! Is he a skateboarder? So that's good. Oh, what a pro play right there. I just hate that, like... It's just no way that can be that easy. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Dawkins? Oh my God! Come on! Don't you just stop? God, this game, man. Nice play, kid. Yeah, I'd run the ball to Avario. I'd run the ball to Avario, you stupid s***. It's just no way we're still f***ing running inside zone, dude. There's just no way. Oh my God, that's it, dude. He ran it again, bro. I'm just... I don't think he's going to keep running these s***. Oh my God. All right, we're going to stop it. It's just so easy to stop. It's just like, why did he... Like, do you not believe that I'm going to run in here and just shoot this s*** your time? Do you think I'm bluffing, you kid? Good play, man. God, I'm fat fingering so much s*** right now, dude. Yo, I'm going to buy all these s*** golden tickets. I'm going to run inside zone 16 times a game. I'm going to spend thousands on my golden tickets. Bro, I swear to God, inside stuff is... All you got to do is take a double team to just cook. David, he's too fat. Yo, that s*** Jordan Davis is too fat to be good because even when he can't get through the hole once he opens it up, it's like, I just can't believe this is what I'm dealing with. Inside zone, inside zone, inside zone. I need to activate my f*** running back too. This is how YouTube be too. He be running too, but you really... Yeah, I'm going to run now so I can make him use his time out so it doesn't mean time once I score a touchdown here, you know? A little bit different. But you know that Ronde Bar, Barry Sand, what the f***? And that twitch, that's why I run the ball. I literally just walked into two-yard loss. Literally, I had... Like, nobody could do s***. I know it was the worst one I've ever seen in Madden. Worst one I've ever seen in Madden, so we'll try it again. Okay, fridge. Get busy. And we got four yards. So all in all, when it's all said and done, boys, we have gained a whopping three yards. And now we get a third down because of that. When people ask, why the hell I don't... Why I don't run? Because I don't want to get to third and seventh. That's exactly why I don't run. Why don't you run? I don't want third and seventh. Yeah, I could possibly get a big play. I wish I... I don't really know what passing play... I don't remember the passing play. Like, this offense was hot for like one month. I really don't remember the passing plays. Do y'all remember? I think it's like... I know it's like a crossing route type thing. A little inside zone action. Oh my God! Like, where did it come from? Inbounds, thank you. Inbounds. Nice. Good work. It was just like a perfect, perfect, perfect. Everything was perfect about that. Perfect throw, perfect spot, perfect timing. Go kicker, go kicker, go kicker. Oh my God! Oh my God! What an animation! Come on! Like, get me a smoother cat. I don't think I even saw that animation before, dude. Damn, I didn't do too much. Dude, I'm going to live... I'm going to live with that Dawkins player. Every time, dude. I really will. Dawkins is having the worst game of his Beagle team, team career, dude. Nice, dude. Just nice. Love to see it right now. Just love to see what's going on right now. Inside zone. Let's try this double move. Will that work? Will the double move work? What's his abilities? He's got these dudes. Deep route, knockout. That's so bagged. That's so bagged. I know why I was open, dude. I got under control a little bit. Got a little bit under control right here, Droid. Please, trust me. I see what the f**k is on the field, dude. I see. No! Oh, nice. Thank God that other guy didn't put his hands up. Ah, just a terrible... Oh! Dude, I wanted that ball all the way to like the... I wanted it further left. I thought it would go further left. Reggie! Oh! Reggie White! You know what's crazy? Is I put Reggie White in a three-wreck and I had a manned up with Malcolm Jenkins. But the game made that switch and put Malcolm Jenkins in a three-wreck and then put Reggie White manned up. Like, come on, dude. Why the game killing me like this, boys? Feet? Let's go, man. Come on! Stay on the deep route. Give him the in-route because he's never going to want to check down. He's going to want to try to beat you deep. This what happens when you play guys that run inside zone, they suck. Nobody that can pass runs inside zone in June, dude. Just so free, dude. Please get out of man cover. Just cool. I'll get it again. I don't need it. I'll get it again. It's so free. It's scary, kid. He's doing a lot of different zones now. He lost right now. I'll tell you. He put random man zones out here. He's got the running back himself. I don't think he covers him the whole way. Feet? Big fella? Feet? Let's go, big fella. I told you he had the running back himself. I stared it down the whole time. No one's going to be disciplined enough to stay with the running back that long. Let's go, man. Good job, big fella. Get those feet in. Dawkins, show up for me. Dog! Like, this wide receiver don't even have an ability, dude. Like, he don't... Like, this is just the most bulls**t I've seen. Come on, tackle him, dude. I just can't believe we're just getting teabagged. One on one. We're not getting no animation. Dawkins is just getting grabbed. And that's what's crazy. Devante caught that crazy pass, but dude, he got like 4 AP on him. Sometimes when deep out makes a crazy, deep catch, that's part of the ability. But this dude is a butt naked Calvin Johnson, just mossing me. Now I got to make another drive. He's putting so many people in zones. He's looking for an answer here. Ah, give me seconded inches, please, for the game, please. Nice. That means we can run this to the two, get our first down. Hopefully the clock is running. Perfect. Ball carrier aggressive with our big fella. Oh yeah, and he's in this. Oh yeah, we could probably no huddle this too. But he's going to use a timeout anyway. Oh, look at the fridge. Look at the fridge. Look at the big fella. Look at the... Look at the fridge! Oh, Nakobi Dean. Talk to him nicely, kid. Can we get a sack, please, game? Yeah, here we go. No way. Yeah, dogs show up at the end when it matters, though. Dawkins, let's go. GG's for the boys. GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's.