 Let's install. Let's see how long it takes to install, shall we? I've got fiber. Oh, look at that chat. Look, there it is. Can I make it bigger? I want to make it bigger. I want to make it take up the whole screen. Oh, show nudity. Oh, that's that's it's not going to be TOS, right? Be safe and be safe. Not sorry. All right. You're right. You're right, chat. We'll find the boobs later. Don't worry. I'm going to have private saves. Enable tutorials. I don't need tutorials. Ah, here we are. So this girl, this is who I saw. And I was like, yes, this is the one, Karlak. She is a tiefling barbarian and she is huge. Look, look at Gail, right? And look at Karlak. She's at least a head taller than him. And I love her. Hold on. Let's make a waifu. Going to be here for another hour. Yep. Yes, you are. That's what you signed up for. So here's an interesting thing. You can add highlights. Look at that. Ain't that cool? Blue heron pronouns. Shit. No. I have blue heron pronouns. Ah, all they said about me was right. Hum. Want my spells to be good. Investigation. All right, we're going to we're going to dump intelligence. We are a himbo. Well, actually we're not a himbo. Paladin would be himbo if we bumped everything. If we bumped up our strength, then we would be a himbo. Dumb twink build. Yeah, but I think that's good. I think I'm I think I'm good. I'm good with that. I oh my gosh, I have two negative stats. OK, proceed. Tavnope, Victor. A guardian. This is not what happened in early access. You guys know what we got to do, right? We got to we got to go with the orc mommy since there are no orc companions that I know of anyway. No spoilers. We won't make one. Oh, no, she's hot. Oh, no, she looks really good with that, though. Women. God, I love women. Ladies, if you look like this, you are obligated to come into my DMs. OK, I think we're good. There she is, the woman that will destroy my pelvis. Oh, there I am, the boy that me. All right, let's dungeon some dragons, shall we? This is the pool that came from the parasite now rising behind your eye. Investigate with a minus one. Let's go. OK, my first role of the game, this is going to be an omen for the rest of the play through. And it is a failure. Yay. You know, just nothing more than meets the eye. You don't seem to notice anything reached towards the pool. All right, I see. That's what I get for dumping intelligence. Oh, hello. Oh, this is different. Maybe friend, friend, friendly, friendly. And we find the helm and take control of the ship. Well, that proper intros for the imps now. Combat. Yes, I know how combat works. I guess I'll just have to do with this. Wait a minute. No, I don't. Fishes, Mockery. That's right, they recorded a bunch of insults. Can't read. Nope. All right, great. Intelligence dump stat. Construction is too alien. Nothing looks familiar. The structure looks too alien. Yeah, but what if I just rolled really high? The console appears dormant. I'm going to wheel it open. Connection. Difficulty class two. Let's do it. Oh, my God. See, easy. Difficulty class two. How hard could it be? Oh, achievement. Hello, Dargon. We're just trying to escape. Don't mind us. But he does not have a tragic backstory. A letter. Psy, I love you. There, I said it. And if you meet me tomorrow, I'll say it again and again and keep on saying it till we're old and gray. The last few months have been hard, but they're always a little easier when you're there. Bring whatever you can carry. We'll make do with without the rest. Don't be late. Love, Anna. Bum, bum, bum. Dun-uh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. Dun-uh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. Yeah, it's very sad. All right, let's try this again. Couple turns. Let's pick it. Five. I cannot fail this, even if I use a... You know, some days you get humbled really hard and you realize that I'm not king of the world. I'm not invincible. Today's one of those days. Oh. The gay. This man is gay. I've got one of those brain things, cool. All right, we've got a rogue in the party. Hopefully he can pick locks better than I can. Functional differences. Oh. And? Anyone? Here's actual best boy. Slapped the hand. Hello. He's from Waterdeep, too. You don't happen to be a cleric by any chance, do you? A doctor? Surgeon. Uncannily adroit with a dictionary. I love the mocap animations. I'm going to kiss this man. If not romance, then at least a bromance. Traveller's chest, so this is probably storage, huh? Hey, there it is. There's the Twitch Jops. Hold on, let's see. How do you look? Oh my God. Good Lord. Wait, can I? Ah, there we go. Censored. A true bard. Oh, hey, Gail. What's up? Go to hell. Oh. And good evening to you, too. Ha. You're a good sport. Oh my God. A starian. I forgot. I unequipped his. I've seen hell. I see. Hmm. I did not think that we... I guess it makes sense. At night, we would be in our casual clothes. How dare you put clothes on a starian? Listen, I don't want them to be cold. Ah, I remember this is Lazale. There she is. Get rid of them. Say please. Never. Ha, ha, ha. All right then. Well, then I guess I'm just going to go exploring. You try my patience. You try my good naturedness. I might not be so nice if you are not nice to me back. You are full up. Dismiss your weakest, warrior. Ah, ha, ha. All right then. Lazale, stay at camp. I will be at your camp. Do not keep me waiting. She's not a Dami mommy. She's just mean. I can make her worse. Yeah, maybe she doesn't need fixing. Maybe she's just not my speed. Ah, disarm. A starian? Do your thing. I need a two. A starian? Please. Don't fuck it up. Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, you were playing with my heart there, boy. Wow. Oh yeah, I forgot there was a guy on the floor. Yeah, I forgot about that. Wait, wait a minute. I know what to do. Ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, ha, ho, ha, ho, ho. Ha, ha, I'm a bard. I speak many tongues. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. The corpse has nothing to say. Damn it. I'm an idiot. Oh, no. Guy's ever been rejected by a literal corpse? Feels bad. I want to keep playing this game forever. Oh, this is so fun. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What? You just killed that girl. I'm not letting that happen. I didn't even get a chance to react. Yeah, he's just hanging out right there. What the heck? This work? Advantage? Sneak attack? Yes. Oh, my God. 25. Wow. Let's mock him to death. A bug. What's a good insult? Hold on. They call you a bugbear, but you're really bugging me and I can't even bear it. All right. It was so bad it killed him. There we go. It wasn't because the joke was good. It was because the joke was bad. Hello. Uh, Will. Will is over here, right? Yeah, there he is. Go on. Give me a best shot. Oh. Bug report. Invisible child. There are no children. I don't believe in children. Will, there's nobody there. Will, the accident was five years ago. You have to forgive yourself. It's not your fault. I'm no stranger to the infernal. Better to slay a devil before her fires burn common folk to ash. Her name is Carlac, an archdevil soldier I swore on my good eye to kill. Wait, but maybe I can change her. Let's join forces. I'll help you cast out this devil back into the hills of my bedroom. You can go to my camp. Go to my camp. A splendid plan. We'll talk more there. The absolute. Same as that goblin's Sazer. Strange power resonates within the corpse. It calls to you. Why let its host's memories go to waste? The tadpole has absorbed it all. Its experience could nourish you. No. Strengthen you. No, I'm just me. I'm just a me. All right. No, resist. It's not mine. I'm me. Oh, no. Roll again. Use an inspiration. Okay, so I can use... Oh, no. Inspiration again. I don't want it. I don't want it. No use. Compulsion takes over. Wow. Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. Where is it? Get rid of it. Gone. Be gone. Well, at least it's in a jar. Let's just leave it here. This is the Albear Cave. Make friends. I'm here to make friends. You feel the quake of its heavy footsteps before you see it. What's this? Something weak. Something tender. You're small, weak. Killing you would be a waste of time. You can go, but you make one wrong step and I'll rip you to shreds. All right. Okay. You know what? There's probably nothing important here. Can I still talk to you? I warned you, self-made. You don't listen. Yeah, I thought so. I should have expected that, honestly. Yeah, no. Let's just leave. What happened? I guess I made a wrong move. Yeah, I guess I stepped too close. I thought I'd be fine if I were up here, but time to leave. Whoa. Oh, my God. Okay. Well, screw this. No, no, no, no, no. I'll just grab the loot and leave. Over there. Guiled chest is trapped. Okay. Chest still trapped. I'm going to pick it up. Okay. Well, we're pretty low on resources. Much as I love to keep my speak with animals and heal giant strength, I think it's about time we get some resources back. So I'm going to long rest. You don't sleep well. Flitting between dreams and nightmares. Maybe you wake up because you know something is wrong. Excuse me, sir. Shit. Oh. Stop using that gate voice at me. It's making me like you more. Oh, that's not gentle. All right, that's enough. That's enough. That's good. That's good. Well, I was just an appetizer to you. I feel objectified. You just used me for just a nibble. Let a story invite you. Ouch. Let's go. That's a bit high. Nice. Dirty 20. Fine. The price just doubled. He doesn't know math. The risk he took was calculated. I hope they leave so that, you know, I can help the guy. Back again. You got a death wish, I reckon. Well, OK, then. What the heck? I give up. I'm a mercy, please. What happened? Oh my gosh. Oh, Gale's down. What happened? He just ran in, hit will and exploded. Just for the fun. There he goes. How could you? Because it was funny. Oh, wait. I remember this. I don't know if I should actually intrude knowing what's behind this door. Ah, yes. Do carry on. There's bookshops and bold escape that pay well for this kind of smud. You know what? Oh, now I feel kind of bad. I'm sorry. I ruined the moment. I mean, I was being genuine. You could make some money. No. All right. Well, I brought capitalism into it. Damn, you're right. Oh, there. There she is. The horn, the stink of a furnace. The blade of frontiers. Sorry, I'm just wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, wife. Will, let's not get too hasty. I think she could be an important asset. You really are no devil. Are you? I've been deceived. Thank the gods. I thought I was going to have to take your head. I would have stepped in and been first in line. Someone said, I'm thirsty. I'm so thirsty. And I mean, you would be too if you were out in the dry desert. And honestly, you know, like, we must satate our thirsts if we are to survive. It's a matter of life and death. So who can blame me? You need to be flame retardant. There are potions of fire resistant. I can get some fire resistant spells or defenses and stuff like that. She's crass and a bro. Oh, this is a tomboy I can get behind or under to tell you the subclass, unfortunately. I'll go around here. But you aren't from El Terrell. What's your story? I spent a good bit of time in the house. You brought some infernal machinery with you. That thing isn't meant to operate outside of earnest. I'm not sure how much longer it'll keep running the way it's going. If we can call you off, it'll stabilize your engine and allow you to touch him ever you please. Wait, I can equip the Salami. It's just an improvised weapon. Oh no, hold on. This might be the perfect weapon for a starian. Why is the salami 1d8? All right. Well a secret weapon to surpass metal gear. All right Oh, no, it's volo He's just making words up. He's trying his best Come on pigeon I'll help you. Don't worry. There we go Go to my camp. We'll talk there once we're both safe I'll slip away when the coast is clear. See you soon, my friend. I simply can't wait to pick your brain She just branded him somebody special The absolute has touched you There's a creature inside my head, can you help with that a creature I'm pretty sure you're infected too She saw those thoughts I see listen. We all got our interests lady. No need to judge. What exactly are you going to do? Whatever the absolute tells me to don't want anyone peeping on private matters Um, there we go secret and safe. I don't I don't like this. I'm curious But I feel like it's a little dirty to like save scum this but I am curious drink this It will purify You recognize telltale flecks of wear jackal blood. It's a potion of sleep. Oh wait a minute. I can't be magically slept This could have gone easy for you No, no Well, I thought it was gonna be nice as well. Okay. Well knock it down. I Like to imagine Victor's like Colac and then she just immediately knows what to do Geez, oh, no. Oh, oh, no. Okay. That's a lot more. Oh, that's a lot more people Okay, well, I guess we're slaying some goblins then I hope everyone else is not angry at us everyone outside I'm gonna see if they are I might just reload the save cuz up. Yep. They are okay I don't know that I want to fight an entire goblin camp for now. I'm gonna reload this quicksave I'm gonna try something because they only came because gut was alive. Here's what we're gonna do We're gonna do something dirty. Yeah, it's a rounder Jojo meme Jojo meme bush There we go. Oh my gosh, are they hostile? No, they are not good. I should have just well I didn't I couldn't have known that she was gonna call everyone. Let's save I I think I'm okay with this outcome more than the other one goblins are mean Going on here Unless you not Oh my god, oh my god, he's dead They're hilarious. I have I have heard the outtakes from she she also voices in Malady in Divinity 2 I love her outtakes. I love this sound I love that that's great to have a romantic interlude with will press one to have a romantic interlude with shadow heart press I do this is like Prime material to use for alert sounds. I just might did the elf bite you. He did What do you know about mind flayers Why I'm practically an expert. They've tentacles, you know quite shocking my god I was captured by mind flayers before I'm lucky to be alive You Ridiculous Examine me find out for yourself. Perhaps. That's for the best. I'd be irresponsible not to debunk such a strange Debunk Chad bar debunks claim of mind flayer infection Quit the shouting can you help I suppose I can Wait, hold on a minute For those of you who get squeamish around body horror I would look away now, but I want to see where this goes. I might have to look away not safe to look yet Start don't Don't look back yet. Don't look yet. Don't look yet. Oh presses against the skin Don't look yet. Oh, okay. No, I can't I actually can't do this. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't I just can't Alright, it's safe to look back again. Maybe it might help maybe but that's too. That's too much for me Oh, hello my guardian. I came just in time. Oh You are transforming. I know your voice. I've heard it before. Yes, you have I Saved you before It was her And I'm here to save you again. You've already done so there is great potential It comes from that parasite your instinct is to resist the power it gives but you must accept it I don't know. I'm not one to give my soul to God's like three of my companions have already done that So so Victor, what did you dream about you can change that? during shadow heart by all means leave if I am so distasteful I'd rather not turn my back on you if it's all the Cheese all right, I'm gonna be honest I see a lot of people simping for lazele and I don't see it I don't see the appeal like whenever people present me. They're like, oh because she's like ah, she's rude and mean I'm like, but that's awful. I don't like that. I can fix her. No, I can make her worse I don't know. I like a girl who likes me, you know Who shows some interest perhaps? I want a girl who will step on me for pleasure not because she wants to kill me Yeah Oh But I do believe in carnal pleasure. Oh Will will I know what you're thinking? Don't do it. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Listen We respect sex workers here and sex is only as sacred as we wish it to be But that woman will chop your penis off and serve it back to you for breakfast. Hello Gandrel us stranger forgive the aroma. How did iron vine an old hunter's trick your Monster hunter if the sheep are evil. Yes, I thought all girl were vagrant cutthroat. So what monster are you hunting? I think so dramatic. I'm hunting for a vampire spawn. Oh His name is a starium But I fear he's gone to ground. I Hope the hag of these lands can help me flush him out Only a spawn pity not like it's a real vampire. I don't know I'm sure a vampire spawn could still rip out your throat if you felt like it He's right. We'll be careful, but we should get going wait. That's it. We're just walking away This is a star in the vampire spawn you're hunting. I'm gonna pick number one, but number three is really funny I want to see what happens. What what? He's not taking you anywhere there I'm afraid you're wrong. Yeah Everyone disliked that wait Lazella proves That's real. She just okay. She just loves to hurt people. She's our asshole. She's not mine. You can have her. No, right No, I don't want to spend too many of my second-level spell spots So we are going to go is that that person low chance, but worth a try Nice Wait, no, that's a shadow heart. Why did I shoot shadow heart? Oh shit? Why did I do that? She can just heal herself. It's funny. Yeah, she could just heal herself. She's a cleric No, just heal yourself silly. That's a lot of noxious fumes. Okay. What do we do about all this? What happens? If we just shoot it Wow good thing carlack wasn't standing there. Maybe carlack. Maybe you could jump like here No, no, no, no, no stop party stop party party stop. God damn it Ah It looks like we got to go into turn-based mode. Did we win? No. Oh, what is this? Darkness advanced darkness logbook of sendings. Who's been sending ordered novices to collapse tunnel You'd be proud of them. Forgive me. We only meant to spread her light. This is a path to the underdark Into the underdark damn it goes down far Wow So the underdark is like a second layer underneath Faerun, right? It's not just a deep cave. It's like a second earth I never really understood what the underdark was because I thought it was another dimension But it's been described to me. It's a whole ecosystem. Hmm interesting. Uh, this portcullis is uh, it doesn't unless it goes down Here let's lockpick it up scary things down here in the dark. Oh my gosh. Ow. Ow. Ow. Leave leave leave. No, no, no, no, no Okay, okay, okay. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it Oh Gales dead. Hmm Any potential love interests yet? Yes Carlac absolutely 100 carlac is carlac going to be my new mom father Yeah, maybe it depends. It depends how she I would like her to be it depends how she responds because we Hear respect consent in this household father. I got an email from a Nigerian prince who said he needs my help Oh, no. I just need to send him money and he'll pay me back No Gabo no You've fallen for the classic blunders There is no Nigerian prince that that needs your help. The money's not coming But father he said I'd get to next the money back And what's stopping him from taking the the amounts you have and running Gabo think think Gabo What will you have when you give him all your gold father? They have banned me from wikipedia for deleting Nigeria Otherwise, have you told me I Oh, geez. I owe thanks I am the druid halson. You're an extremely buff elf. Good sir. I spoke to neti She said you could help me with a parasite in my head. You're aware of the monster inside you You don't bow to the absolute like the true souls do Ever since I discovered these so-called true souls are infected with them Someone is using very powerful magic to modify these tadpoles They're using them to exert control all over the infected I overheard that the cultists are sending all of their captives to moonrise towers If you want to find a cure you must head there and discover how the tadpoles are being manipulated You seem to know a lot about this. Will you come with me to moonrise? I wish I could but there's still work. I've yet to finish But if you could help me I'd be free to join your journey to moonrise Oh another companion. Wait, so he can join your party? I thought I already had all the companion characters interesting All right, how do I help help me eliminate the drown? Up to down already father. I crave murder Uh, no, well, we'll save some goblins as as many goblins as possible. Yeah Critical miss. Wow. What a start. Yeah rat is a swordsman That was close. Oh, that was very close to something very bad on you one papa. Good job There we are ragslin is done Oh, who's here? Oh more more goblins. I see they see everybody dead and ragslin dead. Oh god more goblins Oh No, okay. Hold on. Hold on. I don't want to have to uh, but it's so far away What we're gonna do we're gonna grease this place up so they can slow it'll slow them down Hold we want them to bunch up. Actually, I think this is as good as it's gonna get and fire Nice, but they're dead. They're all dead Baldur's gates is directed by michael bay. Nice smile. Yeah, let's go to The grove and let's freaking a long rest my god else She's coming. Who? Oh, uh-oh You've been naughty. God's dammit Anyone but her Um, okay, listen you flatterer Oh, they don't like it. No, I don't I don't I don't want to say something that'll make them upset. Yeah, that was inappropriate I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's not appropriate for the for the moment. Maybe in a future playthrough the bard Bard no bard. Yes. Just who in the nine hells are you? Well, you absolute stinker You kept me a secret I'm will's patron my pet's been unruly And his leash needs a yank If she's evil, why do they make her so promiscuous? We had a deal will But carlack's still breathing. Don't you worry that ship has long sailed the sticks But a defiant pup must still pay his price will burns in the fires of avernus The lightning storms of dis strike his flesh His soul passes through each layer of the hells gaining their essence Oh, shit. He's like part devil now. Honestly will I mean you don't look too bad I mean it is pretty messed up. This is practically mutilation But like I don't know will you look you look you look pretty good. You accidentally romance shadow heart Seems it's very easy to act. I I'm trying to Like Take note of what the dialogue options are saying. I promised I'd be back. Hello You hope to drew it as powerful as halson might be able to remove your tadpole But he couldn't there must be some way to get rid of the tadpole It is wrapped in magic that prevents its removal until the source of the tadpole's magic is destroyed Any attempt to remove it will kill you. How do you know all of this? Who are you? And this also confirms to me that volos an idiot. He doesn't actually know To how to remove the tadpole. Okay The cultists are gathering Moonrise towers. Oh, how coincidental the powers your parasite gives you to convince them You are one of them And when you find the source of their magic destroy it I still don't like Using the tadpole, but we'll see we'll see how things go. Yeah, I like will honestly Probably the biggest problem with him is that he probably doesn't sleep as well anymore Could you imagine trying to like rest your head on a pillow with that? Those are probably like the most inconvenient horn shapes to have you can never sleep on your side ever again I'm so sorry about your your pillow must be like completely ragged by now. I'd save on this one He's just kind of a jerk You shouldn't be standing out in the water. It's dangerous Oh, it's harpies. Oh god. Oh, no Maybe I can change her um Oh god, okay. Oh Oh, no, they're all lured in by the song except for astarian because he's gay You oh, no the bisexuals and straights have been taken over by the song I'll save you die hoppy. Finally. This is astarian's uh Redemption arc is astarian gay or european. He's both gay and european and neither is disgrace No child run away. Oh god. No astarian your gayness is being suppressed. It's an anti-gay field I got a pair of gloves the other day, but both were left-handed on one hand. That's great But on the other it's not right Oh, shut up shut up chat. I just got it shut up a bed roll I wonder if it heals everybody else like it does in divinity. All right carlack. I'm ready Oh, no, no, no, no All right, I didn't do that. That was carlack. I was like, ah, I inched close at the moment I was thinking oh, I'm so close. I'm glad I didn't trip that and then carlack immediately. Hey, what's going on over here? What if the blast that Ignis ah, there we go. So is this just a cave full of traps? No, there is a path up here Nothing really. Wow. What a ripoff tpk via huge rock for nothing. Yeah There's an old school dungeon master running this game How does the paladin protect against the heat of a fire bolt? He turns up as I see streams over That's it. That's that that's no more That's the best one my chat surpassed me. I have no career in streaming anymore Why am I here? You should be the streamer chat. Gabbo You're now the star of the show You're gonna be right in the middle the center of the screen playing the game You're way better at jokes than I am. Does this mean I get to smooch carlack Oh, absolutely here kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss What do you call a bard's favorite snack inspirations? That's good father why Father why now? Gabbo you have been Subjecting me to your puns all stream. Yeah, but when I do it, it's cute. Damn Ouch, I think I'm pretty happy with uh most of the quests that I've got done Oh the under dark. Uh, never mind. We're not killing the goblins. Yeah, we're gonna try out the under dark. Uh-oh What in the hell's are you Me when carlack Oh shit Who's there? So where are the oh no smash Smashing time. Oh my god Oh no, it's starting. Oh no, it's starting. Oh fuck. Oh shit I I I had a feeling that was gonna happen. Ah shit shitty titty. Ah shitty shitty titty. Yeah Oh No We needed one you roll the one wait, maybe shadow heart. Maybe you can take care of him just the one 70% does not bad Nice stab Nice. All right, a star again is alive. I was hoping to push these guys off, but they were Too big where we add in the game still act one. What what dm? What is it? Oh It was that thank you dungeon master You don't see anything. Fuck you dm. Yeah. No, I got a mod I got a mod on because I don't want to miss any of these character stories It does make the game easier, but I'm okay with that. I mean you can break the game vanilla anyway right now Logan runesmith has a all wizard party So he respect all of his party members to be wizards of conjuration Look look how many So, yeah, I don't I don't feel bad about modding the game to be easier because you can do that ridiculous ship Even unmodded. Have you romanced carlock yet? No, I wish she crushed my skull with her thighs She's not if she crushes mine first. All right. Let's go to sleep. Thank you for being patient with me chat You want to sleep are you? Hello? Oh, hello. Hi buzzing. Honestly, I couldn't wait to talk to you When I look at you feel real again alive Gods I want to ride you to you see stars The stream's over. Goodbye. No more we're done. I'm sorry chat. I can't be here right now I need I need like an hour to myself. Hold on. I need to go get echo. I'm sorry. Hold on one second. Goodbye I'm sorry Ladies this is how you grab a man you be forward and you tell them your intentions I think she like you I I'm glad I'm sorry I shouldn't tease you or myself I give anything to touch you, but I can't Not until I can be sure I won't burn you. I know some magic that might help me handle your fire. Let's see Sleep on it. Maybe If you thought of something by morning, I'd love to know For now, it's enough just to know you care enough to try Yeah Romance get so it's just uh, why are you all burned? Did you spontaneously combust during the night? I'll gov. I'll tell you when you're older So what's this away? Can I just like jump down gale? You know what to do everybody jump We Surprised oh god. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I'm fucked. Oh, I'm fucked Oh, I'm really fucked Uh guys A little hand. Uh, we're gonna try and hurt as many as we can. Oh, yeah Nice explode. Oh, no, that's bad There we go. Oh, geez elixir fire resistance Hey carlac Carlac carlac. We need we need to go to camp right now right now carlac right now Hey, you hey you carlac. I'd love to be able to touch you properly Where would you stop? Oh, uh, uh, this is how the first fire genasi is born in therune Do you know there's an op bug where if you go near an enemy and then save the game and go outside You can get vitamin d for free Oh, that's good. You don't have enough camps. Yes, I do shut up game Hey Look at the tieflings. Let's say you gale enjoy your time. Thank you for seeking me out Amid all this merriment, I wasn't sure we'd have a chance to speak this evening It was something rather magical. I wish to show you. I like the sound of magical. What do you have planned? A lesson And trust me when I say few have experienced the pleasure I offer to teach Oh, I think I've heard about this. I heard this is like kiss gale or kick him in the balls And they've recently added an in between no disrespect to gale, but I'm just not I'm not shooting for him, you know Hello shadow heart in your Fire you've yet to throw everyone seems to be in high spirits. Share a bottle with me Yeah, we should wait a little while Until the others have drifted off. Oh wait. Oh, um, not share aren't not keen on sharing with the others Not tonight Oh Oops, what does gale say? I think That's not what I wanted. Whoops accidental riz. I'm sorry. I'm not Chat I've never been good at picking up on on new windows or romantic hints So what happens if I go to bed? Can I like reject her advances? I'm gonna try it Oh, jeez. Uh, yeah, I'm definitely gonna save some but I'm gonna do this out of curiosity like I'm gonna see what happens if I reject her come here to begin I think a toast is an order Any suggestions? To friendship, right friendship Very well have it your way To friendship. Oh that hurts. Okay. So you can reject her. I wonder what car like has to say about that Wait, did we nearly like? Oh, okay. The others will be awake soon. We should get back then I suppose so Celebration's over gotta feel so bad the trail again. She trails off You read an invitation in her eyes Hmm. Let the moment pass. I oh We should head back. Wow Oh, that sucks. That is a lot of damage father. I know emotional damage. Uh, look Call me crazy this it'll break immersion But I need there to be like a label of like progress romance next to the dialogue box Maybe someone will make a mod for that. Didn't know I would have to dodge all these these advancements I can think of carlack celebration Quiet to a soothing hum You've picked up a few pleasant memories on your journey amongst your struggles Spend the night thinking with carlack with a profane flush of arousal You realize she may well be doing the same He's gonna rub one out daddy. You want to know why the cow got a phd in biology? They were an expert in the field by dumb tish Wait, why'd you put the clown nose on me? Gov gov is the one that made the bad joke Is it me? Oh, have you been looking at me differently? I have a confession I was too hasty to judge you. Oh, I thought you witless Guttless Unimpressively bland you've gained my respect and more still my yearning When I come near Your odor alone is enough to make my neck sweat and my hair stand on end Thanks I've been wanting a hot gift Yankee girlfriend. I'm flattered, but the answer's no Hey, you're the one who wanted me You will wonder how my lips might have tasted how my fingers on your skin might have felt And you will wish you could return to this lost moment Just kidding. Oh a wizard weary traveler You've got so much help Who's there wanderer? Elminster Oh The very same gale. I um Gale my boy I've come to address a most pressing matter I'll speak as plainly as I can for swearing the accustomed thrills that decorate my speech just go I'm here on behalf of mistra. You must find The heart of the absolute and use yourself as the um catalyst that will burn it from this world You're tasking him to kill himself He is not but it seems that mistra is oh god He'll be resurrected. Well, I mean if she would have mentioned that right? I don't think she promises anything Me thinks this god may be power tripping as gods tend to do. I don't know about this one I don't I don't trust her the absolute will fall at our hand by our methods Not because some god told us to you're seriously considering doing what elminster said, of course We offer the clearest solution to our problem. All I have to do is Find the right place and time close my eyes And let go okay. Oh, I want to give him a hug There's gotta me more options, but she's choosing the easy one. That's my that's my belief Remarkable for this state hidden all this time. Oh, whoa, that's a lot of gates. This might kill me Let's try it One down I see Oh my god, that was extremely close Oh, come on. I disarmed it though. Wow. All right. That's not that's not cool Lethander's light may be infinite, but his mercy is not return Now Am I stupid it might be stupid Lethander's light may be infinite, but his mercy is not return now My brain cell is working so hard you guys It's right in front of my face, isn't it? It's right in front of my face and I'm I'm just Just a fool. Oh Don't look at me. What is this? The blood of Lethander This is gonna kill me, isn't it? I'm gonna take it Yes, it would What's the worst that could happen yoink? Everyone disapproves. Oh, I'm dead aren't I? I am so dead. This is the finding out portion of the fuck around You see I keep fucking around I keep finding out But I just decide you know what I just I just can't get enough of this fucking around, you know It's like ah Some more fucking around to do I cannot wait To find out Um Four turns to leave this place And I am trapped in this field Three turns left. I can do it in three turns right? I can do it in three turns No, no, no, no, what am I doing? Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What did I do? What did I do? Why did I I didn't mean to click that? I live to fuck around another day. What is it Shen? What's up? You want me to see what happens? Do you want to see a starian getting wrecked? Yeah Yeah Sure already chat. We're gonna we're about to do we're gonna become a react react andy. We're gonna react to some content Oh wait, is this what I think it is? I think I've heard of this So this is that canon. I thought the mindflare parasite protects you from light. Well, apparently there's a limit Somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full concentrated power of the sun Next time just warn me before you do something stupid at least then I can get out of the blast radius That's amazing. That's great Is it just me or that feels canon? Because a starian feels like the kind of character that the universe just shits on Hello. Oh, it's you that was riding the dragon Supreme kith rack Has black it sent you to slay me with your own blade. I've come to aid you Don't trust him I know you carry the astral prism laser within it lies the seed of black its demise And I intend to help you bring it to fruition Bring the prism to boulders gate. I'll be waiting in a tap room called charis's caress That is where we decide the fate of my people I served flaketh the whole of my life yet. She names me her charlotte. We'll meet you in boulders gate Do not make me regret it. I'll be waiting laser Wow a nice get the Yankee And they can just travel through space just like that. All right then in that case I feel like we're good to go Let's go to Moonrise tower. All right, you're about to progress your adventure Make sure to tie any loose ends before advancing. Uh, yes, I'm gonna quick save. All right, let's go