So I call the Mormon Q&A line again and this time I get Emma. I made up some story about getting advice regarding my "Mormon GF" before revealing that I am in fact an atheist. Then to my surprise Emma wants to talk some more. I ended up on the phone for 38 minutes whereas my goal is 10 minutes. This is the first part and edited heavily to remove the more boring portions. I'll upload Part 2 of Emma asap.