 And we're back. Oh my god. Here we are. It's funny because you'd be like, oh, it was the last chapter like Kenobi and it's like No, it was Andor. That was the last of Star Wars. Oh, yeah, that was nice. The final chapter. I'm pretty sure the discussion on Andor ended with us saying like, oh boy It would suck if like it goes back to the you know The dark times, but there's no reason to assume otherwise What was the format the formula of that of course Boba and Kenobi like droves hardcore into the ground But the format we talk about with Disney TV shows was it is two but two to three fight scenes, right? It's like One maybe in the first act and then a little bit of downtime and then a big third act like action scene usually one more cameos Mando is definitely matter to so we're getting at least one cameo possibly two I would say an episode one and then we'll probably have one throughout. I've already heard the Boba Fett will be in this season Thank God. He is. Oh, thank goodness. We really need his incredible Insight and his very cool. Oh, yes Ness, whatever he does. It's cool. We need it. Yes I'm so excited Story very well Rockets again in name pointless quests and we've already been set with one He has to go to Mandalore that might not be okay or whatever to do Yeah Something about the Mandalorian home planet because I really care about the Mandalorian in their home planet Where everyone's just fucking like miserable or whatever they only assume that everyone's miserable and there's yeah Like full stops are after every word they diluted the hell out of like the Mandalorian like as a sort of cool thing from Star Wars Oh, yeah, they stink and then of course. Yeah Mandalorian I love how it's barely been a subject, but I was like, you know well This is the third season Looking out after one character and how is he doing? Well, he's gotten all the like the gadgets from across Star Wars and he's met all the cool people and He even spoke to Luke Skywalker took down the equivalent of Darth Vader in this storyline and rescued all of the people and he met all the People and he's Rose with fucking Boba Fett, but he's like the he's just like Ray kind of the same goal in the sequel trilogy They just want you to Feel the wonders of Star Wars through the character and then they completely forget to characterize the character Or they deliberately make them very bland so they can just fit into everything. There's no real stress there Yeah, but he's he's got a Naboo fighter and that's really cool and very practical for us from the prequels So that's cool. Remember. He used to hate droids. We were that was a thing once upon a time I can't believe that. Yeah, you're right a couple of episodes One of his most inconsistent character traits is now just gone. So that's better. I guess much better But they haven't given us any other ones except maybe that he he misses He likes grogu Well, he should be the leader and that's the big thing What if there's someone out there who went from season one Coverage season two coverage season three and they're like, wow, this will be a great season because he's not even gonna have grogu this time Well, have I got news for you? What There's been two bonus mandalorian episodes specials that came out in a different show man. It's really some gaps Oh boy got us Mandalorian is teamed back up with baby grogu because they realized holy fuck. We can't separate them That would be insane. People love the kid. Yeah, they're so they're such incredibly good characters and they have such chemistry I mean one of them has no personality and the other one's an actual infant and they can't speak Sometimes I think they are just trying to pad out the timecode in terms of like, all right You know mandalorian is walking into new places. He meets cameo. He's got the baby doing cute things He does some shooting with his gun or his ship. Is oh look a monster Every two episodes or something and then and then it's like we got the end credits. Yes Okay, we made it another one. All right. We'll just actually wonder like is there actually a writer's room Or is it just like a computer that just says what you should I've calculated it You need to have this happen at this timecode and this happened at this timecode and it's like you said It's the same recurring elements because yes, there will almost certainly be a scene That's just him walking into town with grogu doing some cute stuff along the way And then they meet the character who they're going to hang out with You know for that episode and then they leave and then grogu will do something cute on the ship And mando will look on like yeah, that's my boy and then they'll go off on their next adventure Is there a story? That's the question as there even been a story especially when um Season three if mandalore and that whole plot's meant to be a big thrust You would think that this season more than the other seasons would be the one to go proper serialization Where like each episode feeds directly into the next one and developing an overarching story I don't think it will no no me neither. We should probably discuss very quickly John favreau and his declining levels of respect from a lot of people. Thanks to these projects. Yeah It seems like he is the guy for hire who will come along and do like the project and it will probably make a lot of money Yeah, as for having any sort of enduring legacy or just being like a great piece of art I don't know. It seems like he doesn't care that much anymore about like storytelling Is he doing the next line king live adaptation thing thing? I think yeah, I think so. Yeah, that's I can't imagine they'll put more effort into the sequel than the previous ones That's probably worse. Remember when he when he directed iron man. That was those good times And that was a nightmare production that they piece together through hard work and passion Oh, well, yeah, but that's no we don't want that anymore. We won key jangling. That's what we want Well, this is felonie favreau wick We've had over two seasons Of din jaren and you know, like nothing about him. Yep There's really nothing to know about him. It seems too dark Yeah, kind of like a personality vacuum constipated and full stops everywhere I still remember when I was like hyped for the idea of a story that was not directly connected to like the main saga About a bounty hunter in this galaxy. It's like a story that I wanted to see for a long time And it's so lame that it isn't what I thought it was going to be Yeah, because we're gonna get amuse again. We're just gonna go to famous places see famous people And apparently there's no cap on this. They may just keep it going forever as the latest It'll just keep going until it stops generating money and that's when they decide that it ends It's like merchandise. It's not an actual story. Oh, yeah, it's absolutely shelves until it stops selling It's always been that people who are just now realizing it are. I mean, I'm glad you eventually caught up but I mean, this has always just been it's been fast food. It's empty calories. Um, like, well, I say that about every Show like this it drives me down. I feel like I'm I'm watching something and I gain nothing is kind of what I'm getting at There was a there was a thread talking about like the comments from him that got Misunderstood, I guess by about the two-year gap or whatever There's some people saying like, oh god, like it kind of makes sense Like, you know, the Mandalorian shows aren't exactly known for making much sense at all That's what I'll say like, what do you mean? They're bangers like especially compared to like Boba Fett, whatever Then I saw another comment saying it's it's got nothing on Kenobi but Which I can read in a different way, but uh, like there was a huge drop-off in quality between seizes one and two I was just sitting like bad people will tell themselves anything like The stories that that'll get spun to like justify why you'll look back and be like did I even like that? What was even in there? And you'll just remember anything like oh That's what it is. It fell off like a season one and two pretty close in terms of quality. I'm not gonna lie Yeah, they're both really bad. I don't know which one's worse. I think this Um, it's really tough to say Yeah, because season one's surprising when you start to dig in what is interesting that somebody would look at season one and two and like Note market differences between them when they follow the exact same story structure and stuff from a lot of the same problems Yeah, I think season two was more Obviously bad more. Maybe that's just me. They have more cameos. Yeah Because I think people like in season one It felt more removed with uh mysteries and clues to things but season two was like ball of fat ball could tan They'll go mad or all those Yeah, all those mystery clues led nowhere. I just can't believe they just put two mando episodes in there That was so weird. I think I think I'll never get over that. It's just like, oh, yo that happened It's like oh, he's not in this episode at all And the the production value was clearly to the point where it's like Probably started filming season three something got in the way and it got canned after two episodes or some shit I can't imagine what happened behind the scenes to make it so that two episodes that seem to be built by two Like different groups of people ended up in a different tv show. Like what the fuck is that? I can only assume that it was Yeah, meta reasons. Oh, yeah, something happened. Yeah, but we finally got us mandalorian season three Oh my god, are you guys ready for this roller coaster? I'm ready to delve back into the world of star wars the last star wars content We watched was andor and this will be like the opposite of andor Yeah, the story will be the anti andor had a story and characters. Yep and like themes Yep, this will have none of them Well, it will only have a story in the descriptive sense like yeah, I guess that's whatever happened The opening like shot or the opening action the character takes Should be representative of like the overall arcing thing that's going to be happening in the season Give you little clues garen fucking tea. We don't get that with mando because they have no idea what's happening And probably something cool. That's that's going to be the The sort of rule of thumb for them. I think just show us cool stuff. It's still not really In the mindset of oh, there's a new season of mando even though we're about to watch it I was like nobody even seems to care about this one, but we'll see It's been a while, right? So you think that people would be like just really giddy for new mando stories My mom was excited. What's yours? She's excited for grogu I think it's safe to say that boba fair and kanobi really did dampen people's sort of this was safer mando was just safer kanobi and boba fair There was higher expectations and it was like of lower quality. So it's like back to the safety This is just like the standard burger from mcdonald's now Oh, yeah, that makes sense. We should have a get a previously on I hope they involve seeds that aren't even in this fucking show Because otherwise people are gonna know what's going on. Wait, sorry. Why are they showing us this cover your face? You are not mandalorian. I guess we're seeing bocaton. Oh, is she like all over this? I think I heard that she's like all over the stage. I wouldn't have thought we'd see her in episode one But I guess maybe we are have you ever removed your helmet. I have you for sake of bad Lawrence by taking your helmet off loser It's weird. We have a strange like crossover where the last thing we watched from starburst was andor which had like Plot and good characters and great scenes and stuff And we're also watching the last of us where you have ager Pascal acting really well Now we have this which is like the combined worst elements of both Where we just don't get to have him acting and we don't get to have characters or like a plot or anything Yeah, and he stopped being in the suit. I think even in season two So it's just he does voice lines every once in a while now Oh, I hope he's just like oh if you guys don't care I don't care either He can be like I'm gonna just You don't drop this role because of the money and the prestige, but man Like what a shitty I want to go over here and act in this other show It feels that way Which is funny right because if everything goes the way we expect you might only have like fucking two episodes of The last of us left to film now. Oh my goodness. It's the cool blacksmith. She's so cool and awesome She hit it right with her hammer This totally looks like a blacksmith sort of like area doesn't it doesn't look like a set at all with everything being super clean and shiny Oh, this is absolute. This is so this is so fucking fake Lame lame lame. Do you remember Jabba's palace that whole fucking every room? At least it's not ruin nasty Yeah, it doesn't think I don't need sly everywhere. Okay, it'd be nice if we can have some delicious hot cream Maybe this is a brand new sort of smithing area It was curbs in one of the shots. Yeah, I was about to say one. Oh come on They're trying. Wow, maybe not a very steady hand there. Oh, she's making a mask Oh my goodness gracious whole things and tips are like, uh Redeem redeem himself relieve himself of his burden of having taken away his helmet or something even though He's the leader literally died if he hadn't done it and it means he's no longer a Mandalorian Which is one of the most stupid like no homers club type things ever Oh, it's like a tiny person helmet. It's a little child Look at all these fucking losers Is it just me or does that look really it's like a bunch of people camped out in front of a star to get tickets This is a flashback, isn't it? Man, no, we're getting initiated or something. I swear on my name and the names of the ancestors Think if I like this show more, I wouldn't find this as cringe I find these guys very uh, try hard at this point in terms of like, oh, they're super try hard Aren't we super cool and mystical and Like that's not the problem is that used to be cool and mystical, but then this show is providing the supreme and satisfying answers Now they're shit. Well remember when Did the what what's the word did they all die in uh in navarro? That was there was a pile of their armors, right? They at least gave up their arms the black smith and the one Chungus guy died and everyone except them, right? Oh, well, you know the last time we were with them in boba fair. It was just her and that guy Well, I can't drink it. You just gave me the helmet. Yeah, this is what they teach you how to drink with it Odd because it's it's a big deal Oh, no, they're getting invaded. It's a tsunami. What the fuck? Oh, a big alligator. How did they know it was coming? She could sense it. I get why is this happening? Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew. Oh, come on. Why if you die you suck. Wow, you get a jetpack and everything Just go in the cave. Oh my god, Mandalorians are so shit all of you back up into the cave now How are animals blasterproof in this universe? Sudden giant crocodile. Oh my god the amount of people falling over who have jetpacks just start flying you losers Fly away This thing is clearly land bound I throw at it Oh, come on we're like this guy We should use these we're like three minutes into the actual start of this. Okay. Now some of them are going to land on it Let me guess that won't kill it in the eye Oh, look at that shock. Wow, that's art. Oh, oh, oh you suck You're so shit. Why are you attaching yourself to it? Why are they all attaching themselves to it? Oh, wait, wait, wait. So the blasters can't penetrate it. But those who are grabbing to its skin. What is the point of that? It's just gonna pull you doing That guy's gone too. Why are you within head range? Oh my god, these guys suck. There you go. Yeah, there you go He's death rolling. He's death rolling. You guys suck Oh, here she comes Do something cool. Have a lady. Why the fuck are you still carrying those you moron? You need to save his life Throw them. What are you doing? Are you fucking smithing tools? Why are you why are you hold them with you? Why what are you doing? Why are they still shooting it Go inside What what are you doing over there? Oh, why didn't you get up on the hill and we didn't need to do that Oh, my wait, that's mando. So this isn't a flashback. Okay. Okay Sure. So he just happened to be visiting them when the giant crocodiles was killing them really Okay, and what So why did this even happen? There's really bad CGI guts everywhere. Why did this happen? I don't know because we needed an action scene. Is this a common occurrence in this fucking world? Maybe you should have your ceremonies away from the water You're seeing it. Oh again twice. They've already done the noise twice Yeah, of course they have oh fuck off everyone starts saying this is the way This is the way One scene and we're already we're back. We're back into shit star wars. Yeah, he lands and he's like Jesus christ We've been in space for like a week and this baby has taken so many shits Yeah, I locked him in his little room. I think he's dying. I can't believe I can't believe he hasn't choked on the fumes It was little bubble. I can't believe I bought this fucking ship You have removed your helmet. I don't we've done all of this. We've had this conversation He's betrayed the mandalore as he took the helmet off. He's gonna go to mandalore the creed teaches us of redemption Redemption is no longer possible since the destruction of our home world Who makes all these stupid rules? What is that even? You can't bathe in the minds of mandalore if you you can't I like how redemption isn't tied to some principle or foundation Yeah, and rags of what gets you into this dishonorable place like taking your helmet off even temporarily even to save a life We don't mean about it. It makes them stupid. No, it sucks. There's like nothing interesting or cool about them Is this inscription not mandalorian is relic only proves mandalore's entire surface has been crystallized by fusion race That proves the entire surface of a planet has been turned into crystals. Obviously Does it even prove anything? No Why don't you just pay some money to send someone to look with like a satellite? We just go there. You guys have starships. You guys have starships You just actually not a big deal at all if this is the new republic Is there any reason why you can't go to mandalore? Go there. Like are they did I have a blockade or something to prevent people from going there? We brought this up with uh with boba fed, but the idea that she's like no, fuck that. It won't work You'll never be redeemed. He's like, okay. I get to keep my handle though, right? And then she's like Yeah, I guess so he's like I don't mind armor and the darksaber and she's like, yeah, I guess so Yeah, yeah, but on paper on paper. You're not a man. Yeah. He's like, can I still bounty hunt? It's like Yes, yeah He has the darksaber. Yeah Everybody used it on the giant robot in boba fair. He was like Why didn't he even go there? Why didn't he just go to mandalore and I don't know Surely he could do it pretty quickly right because of the whole hyperdrive thing Assuming that these trips don't take like multiple days or weeks depending on the distance I mean mandalore. He could have gone there by now. Surely well then again I don't know how much time has passed. I can't believe he's in this stupid ship. I can't get over how dumb this ship is What is that the marker looks like this silhouette of like a mandalorian flying mandalorian Oh, look at them this four of them. Well, that's new I guess. Well, maybe it's a rebel's thing or a clomeless thing Are there like whales that can travel comment section? Let us know Wait, was he how did you get in there? What? Hey? Yeah, what? I guess the compartment's attached together. You know like a tunnel But there's a there that man. Yeah, I guess he must have custom installed it. Otherwise. Why the hell would that be there? That's horseshoes What's the matter seems like he's actually just sleeping in this position, man This would be so much comfortable with you know, a big ship. Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean Back to back to this place Yeah, that's right. All right time to get our cameo Yeah Hooray. Oh, I guess they're doing a big pan of this area to show how it's developed. Look, it's a little bit greener See, they got some trees and stuff. Don't care. Oh, well because I was about to complain about how we're wasting time with all these shots But it's like, oh, I guess it's a little bit of world building. I'll give you that Absolutely fine. Yeah, I have no complaints about these shots. Yeah, this is yeah, because nobody says anything No, exactly. No one's talking here. All right. Here we go. We got mando walking through town Of the outer room That's looking at him sitting in his little little cradle. Oh, look at him. Look at how adorable he is. Oh, he likes food too. Remember That's a thing. Yeah, that's right food I see that robot is the guy I want to see the story of this robot chef with six arms Yeah Let's just come to here, right? There he is Rats on the trees tree rats A lot has changed around here Shut the fuck up. Why would you say that? I can see that with my eyes I was about to say it's funny how freaking went to all those legs to explain the the subtle vision of Showing us things have changed that bad is just like things have changed around here It's a statue to this fucking robot. How come he gets a statue? Shouldn't everyone get a statue? Well, yeah, remember old man in the desert? Where's his statue? Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah He didn't get a statue Mando should get a statue too. Look at everyone Everyone liberate this place a little worry about holding his his cape. Yeah, look at that funny. What is my life? You carry caves. Oh my god. Oh my god This needs the flintstones moment where they look at the camera and say yeah, it's a living How do they get up the stairs? Show me you cowards go back Oh The belters are mining the asteroid fields at the edge of the system. You did that really quick I can't like what a couple of years Who knows maybe 20 years of past who fucking knows you're still running around here with the Same little crit using the force for that. He's like pushing against the table. I guess that's the most content You'll get out of the episode probably I removed my helmet and now I'm an apostate I removed my helmet now, but apostate which I love the grief would just be like what What a dumb Pirates in the courtyard. Yeah, I mean, why not? A ship with sails that's just sitting in the courtyard. I just I'm just glad that these people arrived right when man Oh, it's the bad people. Look, it's the people who are bad. That'll be enough of that Enough of that vain. They don't have police. You have to go to the high magistrate You don't have police. That's like whenever someone's getting robbed you go to the mayor's office And you personally get the mayor to come here and then he does come here Personally, this is a school. Your cut of my boss's treasure. They built this salute. Yeah, so it's my cut So What's the issue? It's it's my cut. Join me for a drink back at my office. We drink here At the school. Maybe we just want to drink at a school. Are you just evil? Are you just evil? Oh, because there's not a bar inside. There's no alcohol in But rags, it's a pride thing you see because it was a bar when he was last here We built another bar and I was gonna say just go to the other fucking bar. What's wrong with you? We're actually gonna have a fight because you just you want to drink in a school I mean the alien looks good, I guess I like the variety in the aliens. Obviously this If it hasn't been mentioned, this clearly has the highest budget and care out of all the shitty star wars shows Outside of and or of course I'm never talking about and or if I say anything like that. Okay Sounds like you went soft. What are we going to just shoot them all go? Oh my gosh, I carry you're on a gun. Don't miss and hit anyone behind you Yeah, it seems really dangerous to just do this here. Yeah All right responsible. Mr. High magistrate. Are they gonna laugh and hug? Oh, okay Shark that Navarro is no longer friendly to pirates as of now It was friendly to pirates before Now they wanted to drink at the school. Oh, there you go too far Now all you're better dead. It just goes like oh, you're not you could have told us before I guess none of the men had time to shoot or anything And I guess that this guy's not very upset about all of his buddies getting killed. Well, no pirates We don't have so obviously he'll be back with more men. Why would you do this? Sure, you want to let him go? He'll let it be known that Navarro is respectable now Ah, yes, not to be trifled with they're not just gonna you you literally only did this because mando happens to be visiting If he wasn't here, you'd be dead It's the same with the Mandalorians. They would have been eaten by that crocodile if mando hadn't shown up at just the right moment Do plenty of them worry about the crocodile Dude that is that is where they're empathizing I need a marshal What about marshal dinner? After she brought in Moff Gideon, she was recruited by special forces You mean she was fired by disney or recruited by special forces? The worst thing we intend is to bow down to yet another far off bureaucracy under my watch Navarro will be yeah, but Navarro is a planet not just this one city Well, that's but this is the star wars problem that they always have Yeah, they say go to a planet and you land on the planet exactly where you need to as if a planet is just a No one goes anywhere else. Yeah, it's one little mini map It's just this compensation to make me think about how much we've delved into the bureaucracy and and or and all of the like Yeah, you know contractors and all of the different divisions of the empire and how they manage these sectors and cities and you know Parts of the empire. I can't serve as your marshal. I have something pressing to attend to what can we provide? I need him back Wait, he's gonna try and bring him back. Yeah No, just get a new unit buy one from the company the company makes and sells. He needs to draw it. Oh my god Fuck off. Why you don't know people. What and Mando's been his life bounty hunting, right? He doesn't have connections He doesn't have friends and contacts droids are You know what? I think the reason why they're doing this is so that they can have a kind of chrome sort of rusty looking version of Of the yeah, so Where you're gonna put the droid though. You only have a small ship. Yeah, that's right. Where will you put him? Yeah, this is why they're doing it because he can be like a gold I can sell as a toy. This is a skill he has. If you so desperately wanted to so desperately want his brain Just put it in a different droid. I'm assuming that's possible. Yes Specifically an ig unit. Why are you doing this? merchandise, I'm asking in universe Yeah He's hooked up to power Let's see if we can wake him up. I can't believe that there's like still the robot and so he got exploded to bits How was he passed? Yeah, I fell into the lava remember. I thought he went into the lava, but whatever Somehow ig 11 has returned I just like that. They left us data just in there in the statue as well Oh, yeah, just anyone care about the fact you just defaced the statue hardcore Yeah, remember how you mentioned you needed this guy for trust good job, man. How'd you miss other shots? Oh, wow, shoot him. Shoot his head. Shoot his head. That's how you kill him. He's head. Oh my god, mando. What are you doing? What? That is a literal hot potato, man Shoot his head. Shoot his head. You know how to Oh Okay, also big big tip when there's a crawly robot trying to kill you just leave the fucking room I think he defaulted to his old programming. You think you think oh you think Now we're down to statue and a robot. All right, we're already down to robot. I guess we're just down a statue And you look like an intelligent loser. He still wants to fix him. I guess I can't I just get a new one. I don't get it, man Go to the store and purchase one with money. You would think this is where they put boba in right? It's like, oh, I need someone I can trust. Yeah, that's actually a really great point. Why would you ask boba? Look who it is He's so fucking insistent that it's this robot. What what does he think robots are? I don't know He's a very strange man I remember he hated all droids guys I would rather see the sitcom of these guys repairing, you know, you know, And they sing too like alvin and the chipmunks, uh, no, I don't need that That's no good. I need this one. This one is my friend Memory circuit Well, when you crushed his head, you probably did that. He says the memory circuit is shot. We'll put in a new one But that would be different You can just get another one just get a new fucking draw. This is beyond Agony he really really wants this one robot. Yeah by any joint. This one is poodoo. Can you fix it without the memory circuit? Yes, but I don't think What if I find you the part What if we order one from like the internet? Space mazon. No, why do you what if I so much grief? What if I just what if I go to the company's website and order a new part and use money to purchase it? Yeah, if grogo truly wanted him there, he would have used the force So I'll quest this now to get a stupid memory part. This is definitely a side quest Safe until I get back with that part What happened to what happened to going to man? Wait, wait, what happened to mandalore? As we're doing that after we get the unit so that we have a body guard or some shit He needs that droid for that apparently. Why doesn't he get one of the mandaloreans to go with him? Why wouldn't it why he's tried with the the group right? I'm guessing. I don't know He saved the lives. They could oh him one Well, you'd think one of them would be like, fuck it. I'll come Yeah Last time it wasn't a group. Everyone died We're like honor bound to help him because he saved their lives from the crocodile Let's go to mandalore and check it out Because that's probably useful information for us to know anyway And plus if he's in a past state and he's going we should have one of our own watch. Yeah and this Hang on kid. We got pirates. Oh Oh For real you can't just sneak away. You have to cut down four of my brothers. Oh He's upset about it. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty he's fucked right if they just start shooting at him, right? Well, they're right next to an asteroid field. So we're gonna be going going through that It's gonna be a great action scene. I'm sure man. We got big monster fight blaster fight and space fight They did the Playing for an asteroid field was like really dangerous No, it's what you normally do now This isn't a thing that like Han Solo did out of desperation being a talented pilot This is just what everyone does. All right. When's when's one of the pirates going to crash into an asteroid soon Why did you make the noise again? I was about to ask they probably Algorithmically figure out how long how many times they can play it per episode and when oh, there's like six of them now Geez one two three four five Y'all suck Well, let's use our radar in this I guess we're fucked You're gonna surprise attack us Yeah, god, how is he so good at everything? He's an amazing shot an excellent pilot. He can repage roids. He can like do anything I need my sword fighter. They did it again. They did it again Oh, shit, like that's like buildings and stuff. Are they okay? That's fine door, but Bringing the Mandalorian to you captain captain. Who is the captain? Who are they? Are they a recognizable iconic character? Oh, that's a cool ship. Yeah, I like the ship. Oh dead. Oh, man. Do us. Fuck now. There's yeah, you did Dink ferric. They have a target lock on us. Dang. I don't care how bad he smells you have to Oh, he does look dank. Oh look at him. He's dank. I have no quarrel with you guardian shard shard A tree frog as in a frog who is also a tree. It's actually cool to just look at him Because the small PG And I say that as if they've had only cg or something so they haven't They did it again. Oh, and he's just there you go. You got away with hyperspace. Okay Oh, he got away because all the guns missed him. That guy's gonna be a minor villain throughout the season. Yeah This is kalabala. It's another planet in the Mandalorian system. I don't care Mando just land Maybe he's not gonna remember anything you're saying right now. Anyway Mandalorian cards a Mandalorian castle. It's probably really shit. Oh, this will be bokeh town then probably It's a cool robot. That's a droid get that one damn two cameo I think everything we said about the formula has been in this episode We've had several action scenes actually to be fair I said two to three and that's exactly what we got because the first and one we just had a deathly action scenes the Weird standoff one that was like half an action scene We literally got two to three scenes of action and they never show them getting in and out of that ship They never will Hi, I'm such and such. Welcome to set. Okay. Okay, fine. Just walking. I guess. So you're really busy. Yeah Yeah, you just sit here all day every day bokeh town. I'm here to join you when I returned without the darksaber My forces melted away. I'm sorry You know way all of them died because you didn't have the dog Sword the fucking glowy sword. That's that's what no way I guess the saying left like yeah, you leave them wave that thing around And they'll do whatever you say. They really just give a shit about whoever carries the sword Wave the thing around To her little stupid She's like You then it's like, yeah, which of us has the stupid rules again And also like it's pretty lame. There's like well, you've got the sword. So we'll follow you It's like, what if they're bad later? It's reminding me of all the questions we had What if you have a heart attack who gets the sword then remember? She's like pissed at him because he beat the guy with the darksaber. That's why Yeah, like Man, so hit life sucks then everyone abandoned it I'm going to mandalore so that I may bathe in the living waters They're beneath the civic center in the city of sundari. I wonder what a mandalorian civics and he's like Okay, by the way, do we have like a droid memory pack or something? The planet is really we're gonna have to have an ig unit around and just go and check Can't you just give her a call or something? You went like in the real world. We've sent probes Like a surprise venus. She'll surprise him later in the season. She'll arrive in the nick of time in some Yeah We did it Yeah, it's just the way that is. Yeah, that's everything you'd expect it to be. It's exactly what we haven't we haven't skipped a beat Amazing. No, don't have everyone day of phelone Yeah, good job. I hope you're getting kind well for this It sucks. This by the way is the cracked formula. This is probably the best thing they've got going for him because people love this It's the algorithm that that kevin figgy bot was talking about and she She-hoke I can't imagine doing anyone near as good as this It's like wine. It's like, oh, I don't know this this hits all those basic like satisfaction levels for the average audience member I think All of the appearances of something that should be good, but it's it's just not it's got your action It's got your mystery. It's got your comedy It's got your cute factor Like it's got all of the things and the fact that you can just jump between different places in the star wars universe Jump to new stuff and jump to old stuff And there's a format for television right of like each episode is like some new adventure that ties into a grand narrative Like it has all of the things that it needs to be really cool But it's just like the writing sucks also everything. He just did he could have just all did that just giving them a call It's like, hey, do you still have that droid? Yeah, it's broken to try to fix it. Well, it seemed like he came up with the idea after seeing it in the plaza He was just like, you know what? I like this droid now. I want it. It's like, oh, and then I love a grief car I was just like, well, you can't then he's like, yeah, I can I can just take parts off it and then rewire it And then that'll just work and he's like, okay, and then it does and then it's a crazy robot that tries to kill them I just want to remind you I when I was watching that action scene, right? He's like great You know catch baby Yoda. It's like what the fuck are you doing? It's it's killing the person who holds it That's the whole idea It reminds me of how we've been a boost our fighter thing where this character against all logic and reason Needs to do things so that we can have callbacks and references Yep Even though like the the naboo star fighter makes no sense at all for him to have at all But it's a reference to remember the prequels. So we're gonna have it I need a companion. So I'm going to against all reason try and reprogram this one robot that exploded But I guess didn't explode or fall in the lava so that it can Be a bodyguard with me instead of anything any of the other options I have That's the only reason why they even showed the flashback of that robot in the beginning Like he remember this thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because I remember saying like why are they showing us this I hope they involve scenes that aren't even in this fucking show Because otherwise people are gonna know what's going on. Wait. Sorry. Why are they showing us this dude? That's so funny because that that as you said as you put it out in that flashback He just fucking obliterates like this there's nothing and it's like no, don't you worry there's plenty of him left Like what his entire top half is just Fine, this is where the bomb is Yeah, right in the middle. It's completely fine. Well, the question of course would be why is it the lower half of him Is blown to smithereens, but the top half is not is he made of stronger stuff on the top half? The epicenter of the explosion and I thought if you remember the episode You have to dig for this pretty sure that's supposed to be a detonation to prevent like Anyone from accessing him as a droid or something right don't they have to because it's it's set up earlier on He goes to do it and like they have to tell him not to or some shit. My designs are compromised. I must self-destruct I'm not permitted to be captured. I must be destroyed Man, it would be really awkward if that was the case and then they would just like yeah, but merchandise Yeah, but fuck you then if these shitty writing decisions wait They do the whole thing where they show the city is like, oh, this is all nice and changed and then Mandu was like a lot of changed Idiots in the back who didn't understand what's going on. I guess They don't trust you to infer anything not a bit I can't give you that much responsibility man. I'll come out and the reality and it's pretty funny when like none of this Is that complicated like it's all very straightforward and I was sort of floored as we were watching it's like Oh, yeah, that's what mando is You know like an episode is like 30 minutes and it feels like we achieve what could have been done in 10 Because of how much time like how long it takes to achieve anything in this show It's so thin in terms of the writing like I never feel like I'm getting much out of any given scene No, it's like the scene it's five minutes long and it could best be summed up as I need this I don't have it. Where can I get it go there? Okay. It's like does it advance the character? It's like no not really because we're not really any characters in the show And grief like it's Carl Weathers. That's why he was ever put in this in the first place Like isn't it cool that Carl Weathers is here and it's like, yeah, that is cool This season two was like it's grief Weathers character you like right guys and you sort of sitting there like Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, and then he turns up in season three and you're like, ah grief kaga Gosh, we have such a long history, buddy. And you're like maybe one thing they did together. You're like, well, they They've shot that stuff together. I know that I guess they they're trying to imply that they just welded the fucker together again Well, somehow IG 11 returned. That's all you need. Yeah. Yeah Um, can I just say thank you to the person who fucking designed anything about this episode putting that scene at the beginning With the giant monster fight. Thank you for letting us know the you know, we're in for exactly what we were expecting straight away Yeah, one of the most embarrassing fucking displays from the Mandalorians. I have ever seen let's grapple him and then Everything about it, man The first thought I had is everyone get in the cave. It can't get us then we could shoot it from a distance with our guns Yeah, or just leaves, you know, and then it's like second thought fly It can't get you if you fly It continues to annoy me how they have just like animals out and about who are blaster proof Because when you think about what a blaster does to like metal and stuff and it just Melts through it and it's this hyper is like how the fuck are all of these creatures just immune to blasters I'll buy what are they made out of a shell or some kind of alien creature being able to like deflect or even tank it But yeah, when you when you shoot inside their mouth several times. I'm just like, okay fine I guess whatever. Yeah, this is like those shitty fifties movies where it's oh, it's a big ant But our tanks are ineffective Well, the fact that as you put it out like blasters aren't working. Let me try my grapple like Well, the grapple and that was we're able to And then it actually sticks in. Yeah, you're right. What a shitty fight that's only meant to make people go Whoa, the Mandalorians are shooting their guns against a giant croc amon Multiple are dying. Woo. They're so cool. It was really bad, but I can't see this trick in our audience. We should be fine Ifap chat, how you feeling? I think this was shit, but I wonder if that's going to be controversial I'm assuming not this time around. I know it's better than Boba Fett and Kenobi at least in production value But holy fuck the writing. I love that she ratted with their fucking tools, man. What was that? Yeah, that's fucking pointless Mandalorians are great guys And you're right to think that they're cool I guess they just assume you've watched Boba Fett because the only thing they say is like, oh, yeah grow where you came back to me Anyway, moving on Oh, I want to say yes But like that opening conversation Mando has with Smith lady felt like 70 of it. We'd heard in Boba Fett Yeah, it felt pointless. Yeah, I still don't know why he wants to be a Mandalorian again I have no idea what investment or connection Honestly rags, I think they think that they did all of that in the previous season Oh, yeah, I'm sure that yeah, that's all done. We know we know all that stuff And it's like his parents were killed and he was rescued by Mandalorians. That's why it's like that is you think that's sufficient Okay, even though he should be the leader right now because he has a dark saber, but that's fine That's a different thing. Remember these are spooky weird cult The dark saber people are a different spooky weird Mandalorian cult. They're all weird cults. They suck Wish there was at least one respectable color Yeah, just one come on and just wipe the floor of every other Mandalorian because they're actually cool Yeah off to a great fucking start Yeah, incredible work. It's like we never left nothing less having left ladies and gentlemen Thanks for watching folks. That was Mandoir in season three episode one. See you next time. Yep. Good stuff Bye everyone Would you bring me