 Be a good boy somewhere else. Ain't nobody gonna bring me down, ain't nobody gonna slow me down. Oh, I gotta keep on walking. Hey everyone and welcome to Calm Calm. It's time again for your calm from our calm. We will calm about them. Episode number. It is. It's episode. This is July and we've got three new videos so let's get to those comments. First up was rules for that. Princesses. Rachel, you got some comments for us? No, I do. Ian, do you have some comments about that? It's me. I'm the Disney Princess. I knew you were. From Andrew Tripp. That singing was spot on Ian. Keep it up and you too shall one day become a Disney Princess. I always knew you had an idea. Let it go. Let it go. Don't start again. I'm not ready to laugh that hard. So, as you can tell, I'm a professional singer and actually I only do normons or stuff on the sign because it's fun. We had an entirely different joke written but then Ian sang. And that's the joke. And that was too good of a joke to make any other jokes. Rachel, you can sing. Ricky, you can sing. He doesn't admit to it. Kyle can sing great. And I think Allison can sing at least twice as well as I can. I just can't. You can sing. Okay, I can't sing effectively. If she's not usually on key but sometimes she's on key. You know, just not long with the notes. This is good. This is good. I can work with this. Yeah, exactly. Actually, your Hamilton is pretty spot on. Yeah, your Hamilton's good. I can get some Nicki verses right now and then. Yeah, I bet you could. And once in one of these con-coms forever ago, I did Modern Major General and it was terrible. So, don't go look it up. From Larry Davidson. Remember, Princess is where they end up. Not always where they start. Okay, so, okay. Let's have the conversation. Sure. Need a Disney Princess B-Royal? No. Yes. Okay, first off, explain. Fight. Like, it's called a Disney Princess, right? Yeah. We don't count, uh, Megara. Okay, all right. I already, okay, all right, all right. We don't count Megara. We don't count Esmeralda because they're not princesses. But do we count Mulan? Um, she becomes a princess. She marries the prince at the end. No, she doesn't marry anyone. No, he's a general. She doesn't marry anyone. She doesn't even marry him. And the only thing that they resolve is that she's going to go get food for him. In Mulan too, they marry. It's still not a prince. Anyway, Rachel, your side, go. Mulan's a Disney princess and she's not a royal at all. Therefore, Disney princesses don't have to be royal. Milana is. Milana is royal just because some of them are royal. Doesn't mean all of them are royal. It has to do with the magnanimity of spirit that is traditionally thought of as being held by a princess or another person in a royal capacity, such as a chiefly's daughter. What about Esmeralda? Esmeralda is not really, is not really a Disney princess. I don't think she's marketed like one. I think she's just a different male protagonist. As we know, Quasimodo is the protag of that. Sarah Silverman is literally a princess in the movie. Yeah, she's a princess. She, her data was rewritten to not be the princess that she actually is. Oh, they changed the lines on you? Yeah, she's princess something. What about Mae Marion? Mae Marion. Mae Marion. She's just a maid. Mae Marion? No, I think Mae. From Robin Hood? No, she's not royal. But she's like some royal maid. She's a royal maid to like no one. Or she a maid in? I don't know. She's a maid. She's like, by that they mean like Virgin Mary. Okay. Also, Megara is a princess and that's where we cut. Go. I am the very model of a modern major demigod. What is a demigod's wife? Like, what is that? It depends on which one. Okay, so fun factor. She's dead. He kills her after. It's a really sad, it's not a great story actually. But if it like worked out, she would like, I don't know. His immortal shade went up to Olympus. I guess he did princely stuff there. All I'm saying is that Hades follows all of his deals to the letter and Hercules breaks his deals. Right. Yeah, because there's stupid deals. Like, he says that he's going to go in the little lake thing and he doesn't. He comes out. Little known fact, Hades is actually the one who wrote the art of the deal. We have Prison Architect, which was a fun video that was sponsored by Paradox Games. Which is a really cool Paradox Games. Paradox Games is a cool place. Go check them out during the steam sale. And check out our videos about them because they're funny. 10 out of 10 would check out. So the first comment here I have is, honestly, I just picked it because the person who wrote it, we have Fred Durst. I always knew he was a fan. Fred Durst, big fan. He says, gotta be honest, who hasn't heard of this game? It's a pretty good forestry sim. Is this, I guess, a joke on resource management for prisons? I've actually, I've never played Prison Architect. I did not also play Prison Architect. But I presume it takes a lot of. But I've played a lot of roller coaster tycoon. Yeah. And so I know what a simulator game is and I can imagine that you have to like manage all sorts of stupid resources in doing this. So that makes sense. Right. But Fred Durst commented on our, look at him. That's really cool. I also, I'm glad that he knows about quality gaming. Yeah. Gatsby, please stay away from the microphone. No, he can go ahead. We don't want to hear his opinions. Wow. He's a dog. They're great opinions. They're the best opinions. Our second comment is from Heliofage, who says, the voice of Rimi plays and I'm like, I know that voice. So we had some guest people in on this video. We did. And who's the voice of Rimi? Rimi plays a lot of games. I don't know him. Kyle knows him. Kyle knows him. And we were going to have some other people on. Which one did he voice? That's what I meant to say. He voices the, the, the guy who is the foreman. Okay. Very like, he's like, he's like, I want to play in the foreman. He's like, I am the foreman. That's him. That was funny. But did you know that I'm also in that video? I did. I did. I could tell. Because I bragged about it around the house. I was salty because I didn't even know there were voices that needed to be done. And I was never even concerned. But you did such a great job. It was like four hours before it went up. Why would they, why would they ever go past you? You did such a perfect job for him. I'm a little upset because I voiced the CEO at the end. And I did like clean takes, right? And then I did a bunch of Boston accent garbage takes. Can you, can you, just for the sake of example, can you give us one of those lines in a Boston accent? Sure. Park the car, wicked awesome. Is it John F. Kennedy over there on the couch next to me? It is in fact John F. Kennedy. Oh my God, back from the dead. He's here guys. Just put Fred Durst over my face, John. He'll do it. We had a, it was just for me and this one and you? Yeah. Because I know in Stilares we had a ton of people. A bunch of people, the professors in it. Professors in it, we got Chris and or Jack, or both. I believe both Chris and Jack. So we've officially collaborated with Asaka, so that's great. Yeah, that's really cool. They also posted the best movie marathoning for this weekend. Yeah. Where it was the three days of Goldsburg. Where you play Independence Day on the fourth. The Fly on the fifth for Jifly Fifth. Sure. And a July 6th park for Jurassic Park. July 6th park is one of their big deals. I know this. Anyway, if you haven't checked out Chris and Jack, go check them out. They're great. Yeah, they're great. They're wonderful. And we had a bunch of other people who helped with that. They helped with the Gyrox. And we should have more people helping out in the future for all of our videos. Because now, hey, we know people now. They like us. They really like us. Keep subscribing and maybe we'll know more people. Yeah, please do guys. Is it my turn? Please subscribe. Okay, so I'm reading for the I'm reading comments from the grappling rules show video. And our first comment is from Jacob Griswald. It says never played Pathfinder, but these are still enjoyable. Thank you. If I can make Pathfinder enjoyable, I can make that's actually, I mean, that's my whole job. My job is actually to make things that people don't want to like think about. Interesting addition because I'm a Latin teacher. It's actually hard to write these four. Because I write the fifth edition ones. And it's like, Oh, what are weird, like out of the way rules in fifth edition? And this is like, well, it is not really that many because fifth edition is so simple and streamlined and amazing. So I do feel like you do take a lot of hard information and make it entertaining. Because like I look at the Pathfinder book and I'm just like, I don't know. I'll play a fighter. What I'm doing, and I might, what I'm doing in the second writing pass on all of the fifth edition ones, there's just a lot more room for like jokes and just like having fun with it. Because there's not, it's not just all densely packed rules content. So I get like, it's really great just being able to like kind of put more creativity in those. But also at the same time, that's like why I like Pathfinder is because you can make a 10 minute video on how to do a six second action. And please suggest more, even more complex rule systems below. And I will force my friends to play them. We're going to play, I don't know, something to do with Gerps. Gerps? Gerps? Gerps. I have a conspiracy theory that literally nobody has ever run a session of Gerps. I have played one session of Gerps. What is Gerps mean for you? It stands for Generic Usage Retail Generic Universal Role Playing System. Yep. It's, you're supposed to be able, it's like a, it doesn't have any like flavor to it. It's just like, here's a class that does physical damage with an object. It could be a fighter or it could be an engineer who has a wrench. And it's a, It does not matter. And if you can like write in whatever you need to in the blanks for the flavor. One of my friends tried to play an Assassin's Creed campaign. I played an Assassin's Creed character Esk person and the session went one time and then we were done. Wow. It seems like a very efficient system. It was great. But you're lying because nobody has ever played Gerps. I tried. Comment about your favorite Gerps times. Oh, that sounds bad. I tried to play Gerps once and we like, I think only one of us knew how to play, right? Yeah. So he sat down and was like, Okay, I'll make some characters. And then eight hours later he had one of them done. Which is Pathfinder times. So, man. It sounds torturous. Speaking of torturous. This, this comment is from Vesta. And they are talking about a moment when Ian slaps a bunch of books down on the table that he says they're Pathfinder rules books. But anyways, that's context for Vesta's comment. And she says in Pathfinder, proceeds to slap Caesar onto the table. A tube wrap play. That's pretty funny. I, that's pretty good. I wanted to read the thread for this because it's funny. Do it, do it. Spencer Cubista says, little known fact, it was Caesar's mastery of grappling rules that allowed him to conquer all of Gaul. He seized it quickly. Yeah, there's more seizing puns in the thread. Go look up the thread, guys. I've been told I can only read one comment in a thread. I have an easier time reading to those Caesar books than I do the grappling rule sometimes. Oh, that's crazy, dude. It's actually all Greek to me. It's not. It's, it's, it's just not, it's not funny. Not a funny joke, Ricky. You think we do not hear this, Ricky? You think these are not, these are new to us? Vi. I am, uh, I always say it's always per, it's all Persian to me in class. Wow. And I'm sorry. Does that get laughs? No, it's when they say, don't you think Greek? And I just turn and say, no, I know Greek. And then that increases the respect for me. That increases, no, I know Greek. They think I am an excellent person with high quality because I say things like that. But okay, all right, whatever you say. You're the Latin man. I am. And the grapple man. No, much worse than that. Okay. I have one more comment on the grappling video. It's from Rachel Butcher Conn. Oh, surprise comment. Yeah. From Rachel Butcher Conn, it says, Come on. Bonus comment. Bonus comment. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. She says, uh, this man is so smart and handsome, would grapple 10 out of 10. And to that, I say, get away from my husband. I just went through like three possible jokes in my head. And they're all. Not as good as what you said. No, I just can't say them on, I can't say them. Just watch you say them and John will get rid of them. No, no, no, because you might move. Anyway, um, thank you. 10 out of 10, 10 out of 10 would, uh, would decline to, to how, to compare it to CMD. So we'll keep making videos. Y'all keep commenting on them. And you can see yourself featured here. Tell us ideas for what you want in rule show. Tell us ideas on what you want in general. In general. Send me a Christmas list. Oh, yeah. I'm not Santa. That's contrary to popular. That was suspicious. I am not Santa. It was incredibly suspicious. Have you ever heard a person who's not Santa say I'm not Santa? Have you ever seen a picture of Ian and Santa in the same place? Actually, I have a theory that when Ian gets old, he's going to look exactly like Santa. No, I need to look exactly. Given the right hair styling circumstances and clothing choices. Exactly like John Hammond. I need to look exactly like the Jurassic Park guy. Oh my God. That guy looks like Santa. Except instead of bringing presents, he brings death. A tiny lizard and falls into a death. To be fair, he does get eaten by that tiny lizard. I don't want you to be like that, man. Technically, his grandparents sound the T-Rex, or his grandparents. His grandchildren sound the T-Rex alarm that sounds like, and that makes him fall down the hill. And then the copies get him. Right, okay. So he's scared of T-Rexes and eaten by chickens. You've also read the book. I have. I had to read the book for English class. Really? In senior year, yeah. Wow, I read it in sixth grade. I never read the book because I'm not a nerd. There we go. She wins, yeah. Well, we'll keep making content. You guys keep commenting on it. Check out our streams like The Morning Show and Digital Cardboard. And Playing Rules Live. And check out KilnSpark on the podcast channel. Come to Play Rules Live and see all the jokes that Ian wanted to make, but couldn't. It's true. And come see Alternigos, which should be out. Probably by Friday this week, maybe. Whenever, just replace this week with whatever week it comes out, yeah. Right. Thanks. Bye. Bye. All right, stop filming. Quick hurry before John gets more material. We're not rolling. We're not filming. I know I'm going to break my style. And I'm going to break me down. Oh no. I got to keep on. Thanks for watching. If you want more, you can go over to twitch.tv slash thedoormasterTV right this minute. And we are streaming our morning show. We have a morning show. What do we do on a morning show? What do you want me to do? Because this is, because we both do the morning show. We do. Yeah. And we stream every single weekday morning on Twitch from 8 a.m. to 9 a.m. Central's time. And it's been fun, but not a lot of people know about it. So we're just advertising it real quick. You can go watch it right now. If you're watching this during that time, if you're not, then it's not happening. But if it is, go, go, go, come say hi. Thanks.