 Don't flop ATL. Y'all make some motherfuckin' noise. Yeah! ATL workshop. This is certified block party. Tasha Ellen, y'all gotta check this shit out. Yeah! Y'all should go to www.blockparty.com. I'm gonna talk to my man. Yo, what's good? Don't flop all fucking day. Don't flop worldwide. Don't flop global. Whatever you wanna call it. Any word that means worldwide. We're here in Atlanta, man. We've had a three crazy battles so far. We're gonna enter another fourth battle of the day. Shout out to everybody from Atlanta coming to show love. And yeah, this is another promo battle. You know the score, just like all the UK battles. Click through the end vote for the easy one. I'm gonna get straight into the introductions. MC on my right hand side. Appearing in Don't Flop numerous times. You know the name, Real Deal. Make some noise. Yeah! And to my left, we got ATL's own Sid Vicious. Yeah! I gotta go first. Alright, cool. It's Sid, but it's Real Deal. It's round number one on Real, though. Let's go. Yo, y'all hear me? Yeah! That sorry, sad-ass introduction is the shit you bring. Like, excuse me, I was sick for a week. The flu and obesity are two different things. Listen, judging by size, you think this guy would worry me. You big for no reason. It won't do shit. Apply security. Y'all ready? Listen, Snow. This is about to go from bad to ugly. Fuck a casket. I had your body like mattress money. Don't try to pump me, Snow. I wouldn't let Ashton pump me. My wolves run through snow like Alaskan Huskies. Y'all like, hold on. Rookie's verse, that's over. Sonny is Trev sober. Yeah, I just figured out eight last week. He fed his fucking love some leftover. Homie's eating and I'm getting the dough this weekend. It don't matter who you put in front of me. They getting that Hulk vs. Loki treatment. I don't give a fuck if you at home homie. This fool house knows that I'm going to beat him. Jodie Sweeten. I got a habit making it crystal. I'm going to have it crystal Jodie Sweeten. There he goes again. I said last week I put a redneck in line like a honky ton. Just so I can climb the ladder and you booked me a battle with Donkey Kong. You look like your father figure growing up was Papa Johns. Papa Johns. You don't have a leg to stand on. God damn I'm doing Kamala wrong. Your bitch is a $60 a night room at a conelodge. You a weirdo who be watching people tap like referees in the octagon. I walk in your crib like this your bitch. She getting hockered on and then she talk slick back. I breeze her and get my faunzy on. I set up shot on your block more nerds with magazines than a comic con. Fuck you to fuck out. You'll feel more kicks to the stomach than Octo mom. Bitch in your face talking all that jazz. The meme that Saga's on. This is 95 David vs Elijah one. I would escape if it was the ice that Crosby's on. You big assing on YouTube like Nikki's Anaconda song. Both of us should be Islamic because you need to fast for Ramadan and I'm known to rock Pete Fiddles and take heads off like Jahan Jones. I ain't bring shit but one round and fillers nigga. Real shooter no. It only takes one round of killer nigga. I'ma squeeze it'll help this nigga fall asleep since he don't know what that drama mean. I gotta lie. Try to sleep in a shot from me. We'll stop your dreams like doctors. I'm moving like caches but I got the right hook to ruin your glass chick. When I box a nigga I have to view him in caskets. Let a couple pop a boom metal jasses. I cap ten waves wet him like a boat ride. I put a round to his neck like a cactus like a coat dry miss. Like Medetron. She don't get hotter than white phosphorus. One shell with no gun. That's my accomplishment. There was no hope. Niggas traded scholarships for our politics. They teach niggas how to stick in a place and call it politics. So when you rep your state I'll send niggas like a congressman. Call it tip or just a pile of shit. Grind your kids getting felonies before they even drive a whip. Tonight they can't fold or even get a good job for shit. You're a working man huh. Bitch suck a pollen ditch with no condiments. I said crime. You may be up in the cell but take a just from your belt. They can put me under the cell. I see food so let's crowd get a couple of shells. The only woman that I... Hit him up on the cell. The text said you ain't gonna stay. And if you read this it's too late. I'm basically Drake. That tech boat. I said I hit him up on the cell. The text said you ain't gonna stay. And if you read this it's too late. I'm basically Drake. That tech boat. Fresco. Let it bang in your face. That ass is out. I'm thinking the same. Whoever pitchin' a picture. Town gassed. We're in gun bars. Please dead. Whisk with rhinoceros. Lost of all street credit. I tried to be nice. I told this big motherfucker to step aside. I'm just here to drink some beers. He's clearly here to test my pride. That's why I love Battle Rep. Because you get to hide the Jekyll side. And this is sin from Atlanta. This is for the 92 Pirates. No way I can let him slide. I researched this. Your great grandma worked at Claremont to pay off your cheap ass. That's real shit. That's real shit. She was the first lunacy, right? So you won't be on these streets scrounging. No way his insecure ass ever talked to brugs because they'd clown him. Big boy grew up an outcast. His nickname was on trade 3000. Can't touch. Is it me or did I really receive the first official bear hug? So fat when your back itches you don't even try to reach. It's nature. So it's instinctual that you go to try to find a treat. You're a monster. But you look like the chubby fat kid growing up that used to wear his gym shorts as boxers. This is where I swag. This is the swag part. Listen, you at home every night wondering why your chick is major late. It's cause you wine and diner. I tell that bitch go fix a paper plate. As far as whores go, that stripper takes the cake. She got you throwing paper in the air like a ticker tape parade. Me? Nah, I offered to buy her a beer to make her pay for the tab. I skip her songs on the jukebox. She ain't even that. I have a wave in the cab then it straight to the pad. Then I fuck her till she walking like a baby giraffe. Good swag. There's a difference. You just look tough. Catch me after a good buzz. I'm bad enough to give Marcellus Wallace wife a foot rub. It's honey, nests, bricks, John John and Sid. That's a solid starting five. But as far as who makes the best decisions, I have to give that part the side. He's been on BET URL. He really built a brand that'll carry. But he wears colored contacts, which makes y'all the hocks. A good team ran by a fair. I said, let it be stated that this crime is my declaration of greatness. Whether my statements are debated or celebrated, you've been hating ever since Obama was nominated. I said, you've been hating ever since Obama was nominated. This for every cell phone and iPod you confiscated. Not a rapper. Why is that complicated? He's probably an English major. So Ron is honestly basic. You don't got to flow. You just keep talking and giving statements. You make some good points. Because it's a battle. I said, yo, so let's face it. This kid is dope, but he barely be spitting. And if dogs got a sense of humor, I don't care if he kicked me. He's a teacher, not a rapper. Seeing him at the school, I ain't there for nobody. This kid a real deal is trash. I don't know why he's gassed. You're a teacher, not a rapper. So quick, confusing the past. This kid gonna be getting lectures at his battles, but be battling his class. These dudes came in the class. These guys were puffy, but she got nades because she was sad. She said, Mr. Welling, I have one question I gotta ask. How does she give me a 30 on a test and I thought I passed? I mean, I'm a strange student. If I failed, I'm a daddy behind the mat. He said, my relapse. That's not a 30. That's a 3-0 box. It's like a vice war. Again, a lot of views, but I would just give you the trauma to find you a team of doctors. Vodka from your nugget. You don't really think that Mr. Feeny would freaking beat me? You're playing yourselves. He rhymed, Mr. Feeny would freaking beat me, and y'all cheered, you should be ashamed. There's a giant gap when it comes to skill between you and me. Your bender battle was years ago. You still on a losing streak. I said, your bender battle was years ago. You still on a losing streak. You should thank me. I got you added to the bill like ratuity. Got you added to the bill like ratuity. Fuck no. I don't give a shit. I keep them in question. Y'all really actually cheered for an easy e-reference. That shit's played out. Get you laid out. I only took this battle to get the paid route. Hold on. I said, fuck this shit. I didn't even want this battle. You got on your horn like, what is the price, sonny? And then he gets back on the horn with me like, yo, bro, would you do it for the right money? This is about to get tight ugly. You gonna see a little white buddy get thrown in the crowd like Spike Dudley. The newer fans like Buddhist, man. They hate this bum. You couldn't get crowd noise if you rapped at New Atlanta Stadium. How the fuck you know nothing about good lines and you built like an offensive tap? After your bender battle you a G bulldog, you a peach. That's how you rep your steak. Fuck Jason's camp. They only scary until they meet leather face. It's okay, buddy. I know when no one will ever take your teddy's place. Bring me some loot shorts. Next time you have me go up against the professor and escalate. I got this quick shook. After this he'll get a two page spread in that yearbook. In high school I was out hustling with a rear of crooks. In high school you were perfecting your Richard Deer look. I hate Jesus. I let out someone getting caught in like hay fever. So I don't care if I use the pump or the cane neaver. I ain't got no type I'll throw some moan right streamer. In Atlanta I'm the gatekeeper. The face seeker with strange features. I'll put them hands on you like a face seeker. My phone was like a space seeker and a steak freezer. This is when you cook the beef in bulk you get it way cheaper. Straight ether. Y'all see the folk regression when I'm spinning? I actually rap just to get elections for a living. I heard you kill Snow last week. Who gives a fuck? He said it in a minute. We ain't seen Snow. It's feeling like taxes in the winter. Now I said hold on, hold on, hold on. I said yo he ain't seen Snow it's feeling like taxes in the winter. Fuck. You got it? You got it? But if I lose tonight after the show it's popping off like these whack wristbands like that faux nipple is caged I'm the matstick man but for all the battle fans I'm glad that I had this chance to introduce to you Bastion player. I was sick but all jokes aside we go way back like when Bronton was getting real views that from your overtime round had to be your best round you should be still loose when you hearing these drums they got air fools I don't know Oh my God now I don't hear you real deal with all your rebuttals you're a fucking drunk then you come here and come with a half ass third you're a fucking punk matter of fact if we pay you again and you come like that I'm a fuck you up Oh shit I don't need that shit fuck that shit I said yo I said this is the divine features of nine eaters but my job I said yo this is the divine features of nine eaters this is the divine features this is the divine features of nine eaters divine teacher looking to my eyes deeper and people can find Jesus I'm the fire breather Baldeen you die screaming swine eating line teacher I'll bleed you for five leaders yo man I appreciate y'all coming out man that's sick man fucking loose if you haven't got this shit I pass the 3PO like R2D2 in a green room