 Death and taxes the only two things that are certain in life This is a game called death and taxes where you die and you pay taxes You pay your taxes, and then you died. That's all that's gonna happen in the world. Let's go. Let's see what it's about I've seen this on steam a lot of other people have played it as well Skip intro. I don't want to skip the intro. I want to see what happens, huh? He opens the door He comes in fate keeper of world order There's two lemons. Are they missing What's up with the lemon sir? Are you part of the Beatles? The market. Oh, he's going to buy the lemons. I see But who taps on his shoulder a man from hell the devil himself. He's thinking about death. Oh Oh, oh, he's bringing the grim reaper. This is me. Ah, ha I like the translucent one. Let's be demonetized grim reaper though. Oh, that's sick Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that half-and-half dude is sick begin the bureaucratic afterlife. Let's do it guys Let's do it Me Momentous day You've already had 26 of me Listen, nobody's gonna do better than me. All right. All right. Hello. A pleasure to meet you fate I don't care much for being 26. Can I be fate? Hello pleasure to meet you Yeah, I'll be polite Why not, you know first impressions are really important All right, I can do that. Okay All right, and do not destroy the world. Okay, I'll try Oh Yes, I see. All right. I'm down for it. You talk so slow as fate. Oh I do have a dedication to the craft Why is it my hands? Yeah, hair, Mary humans March the great dying. Okay. Yeah, I just want to get to it I was born to do this. Yeah, I'm I'm ready. Listen. I'm ready. You can read it if you want All right I'm ready and I'm willing Oh The facts machine I need to mark some of the profiles before I end my shift I have a phone at least gift for procrastinating and scrolling through Parker my instructions for the day Let's read this welcome grim here the files on humans who are life-threatening Situations within your domain I'm granting you time to settle in so no difficult rules and requests yet of today Human quota one human has to die send me the files by fax after you've made your decision The marker of death better pick it up and start marking those files. Okay. Well not yet. Okay See what we got Leland Polikov, huh? A yellow sunrise his shots have been fired tonight is what Leland says every morning Looking into the distance prepared for all the crime victims that inevitably brought in that day occasionally they find bones from the dirt and use them to act out key scenes from whamble it or Victor Yashin Graduated at the top of their class made a fast-climbing career ladder becoming a chief safety inspector of local nuclear power plant They have already spotted several mistakes possibly preventing many accident Well, he's gonna live. This is your final choice. Yes. The other will unfortunately Have to go You know the other will have to go All right. Well put these into The the fax thing and there you go fate you take one little boy Huh, where are we going? Are we going up? Wait, what is where do I go? Hold on all the way up to the top. I want to talk to fate. Don't do I though? first day Welcome it was uh It was really good counting on your dedication You do important work perfect all lives are on the line. Yes Did you figure out the best choice the best there were only two options? I did figure out the best choice I get I mean I have to do the task, you know Yeah I'm ready for anything listen Future guidelines all right Let's go off I go Let's let's make it happen guys You know sometime you just gotta do What you gotta do and the day yes all in the day a new day awaits, you know The grim office. Okay, so this is where I go do my job. All right Go to for the day one human with an engineering or industrial background has to die Can't even amount count the amount of shoes they've made They dream of making shoes that gives an understanding of how it feels to be in other people's shoes because they're actually wearing other People's shoes doesn't really give any particular insights Okay, who do we have here? Oral van port barely hanging on while they're While they're already high living expenses keep rising. There's certain they can do great things with their arts degree. Okay, so you don't Really Bruno is infamously gruff drilling expert who has been working on the deep sea oil rings for countless years They have a tense relationship with their daughter and yet have Yeah, have lately been attempted to reconnect and make things work listen 46 or 43 Leon or Bruno Bruno is trying to reconnect and make things work not to say Man, I don't like doing this. All right. You're going to die. I'm sorry I want him to be able to reconnect with his daughter, you know, there we go and then we put what is this bodies? Keep piling up at your desk. Yeah, I don't care about it I don't care about it put them in there. Those are the choices. I've made do I guess that was the end of the day, huh? Whoa more of our plunder Emporium What is this? The Mortimer. Yeah Ah Mortimer Yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I buy stuff here? Yeah Okay. All right. All right. All right. I want a brass perfectly regular size toward gerbil made out of rubber very exciting this resonator Collates accelerated electromagnetic waves of various frequencies. Okay travel through neither and then blast them at you I want that gerbil Do I not have enough? I don't have anything All right. Well, whatever I guess back up to fate. I suppose fight. What have I got for you? Will you please? How was the second J? It was good. Yeah, I did follow the rules. Yeah Mm-hmm. Do not let the okay Sounds great. Mm-hmm. We could use more spawn. You know, I've got to go get a magnitude, you know Cap hers. Hey, thanks kitty. I've got to go get a attitude, you know I know the job needs to be done. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it You know, someone's got to do it go back up, please back to work. We go. All right new day dawns You ought to know the drill by now just in case here's another simple one. No special request try to follow the rule Okay, a quarter for the day two humans have to die. All right, so any two will do I apparently Apparently all right put you there and meal went to college at 19 to study religion for the lulls When weighing career options after graduation they decided to become priests again for the lulls Some argue their detachment gives them the ability to give a good unbiased advice. Okay, put you right there Alexander Meachley made a big career change shifting from bacon pizzas to local Paul Pucluses to robotics engineering their dreams to make a waffle destroying robot. She's deathly afraid of waffles Okay, I love waffles. So not sure I agree with you All right, Leo has been in politics for 40 years in that time to work hard on Relaxing the government's meddling in the real estate market. Although nobody has found Proper proof there have been rumors that Leo has taken many brides from a number of real estate agents Not so good. Colombo is a distinguished war veteran these days working as a well-regarded Passenger airplane pirate happily married and have five children It's a hobby. Colombo is extremely interested in the history of religious buildings. All right All right, y'all you're the last one Currently researching the soda market her bring to find a new angle It's a make-a-break situation for Yarl as they're trying to provide for their family whilst they're coming to credit card debt Their boss is thinking of firing them due to low results All right, I think That I mean two people have got to go, you know, I think waffle girl you know and You know Leo listen guys, I love waffles. I love them a lot a lot a lot I can't just let the waffle girl survive when two have to go, you know, I can't I can't let that happen I want waffles to remain in my life for all eternity fate How did I do? Three days Mm-hmm awesome balancing the world getting things done, you know, I feel good. I feel important Morale now, let me take a look at the lot of files Everything looks to be in order. You'll follow the rules and write the correct amount. Okay Pottington about your payment about my payment Am I getting back pay for the missing days am I We take our work satisfaction. I I hope you do I hope you do Yes, exactly Yeah, and if you mark more or less than necessarily you not get your fee at all, okay Okay, good good good All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow. Thank you so much for the tip I'm excited to get that money, you know, I got 900 V bucks. Oh Wow Alright good. Well with that money, I can buy a gerbil. Can't I let's buy gerbil just to start the day off, you know The job was not here anymore God Damn it. What is this? No? No, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care about any of those I'll wait for the gerbil to come back Let's uh, let's do it. Have you looked outside today? It rained. It's been raining for hours Appreciate to accompany the sponsors within me. Okay, three humans have to die. That's it That's it Mark F. Plyer. It is mark mark originates from the island of a Aria but moved to cosmopolous city at a young age They started engineering at the polytechnical Institute and started a career as a meatuber Mostly about videos and engineering videos about engineering, but they've gained a considerable following mainly they aspire Towards becoming a film director gross have him killed when younger Hakan was a driver of both ambulance and fuel trucks for the military now They drive a steel car street car across cosmopolous city have driven it for almost three decades in their spare time They watch a lot of television and solve all sorts I'm getting a call to come says a renowned professor of mathematics who enjoys challenging their students with a with Nine unsolvable questions equations. It's the best way to enforce them lately They started tutoring a gifted janitor with a troubled past. Okay, what about you, Anya? He's detectives when they have fancy algorithms and many concepts like AI machine learning not Anya car Carpova, that's for sure They just put the data in and regarded the results as absolute truth and requiring no critique The almighty machines knows all Grim. I am watching you. You should mark this profile to live Okay. Oh wait fate is is Watching Lucas has lived a calm content married life raising three kids and helped raise seven grandkids Yet they've never felt particularly happy up until a moment five years ago They admitted and accepted their preferred sexual orientation. Their family is very smart. That's wonderful. Oh wait Don't do anything jeepers. All right. All right. Here we go. Listen mark You know our time comes Everybody's time comes you know this better than anyone, you know when it's honest three people have to die three people All right, so you have to live I'm gonna make you live and Then you too I guess have to die three people three humans. Yep. All right. Well Mark it's been great. All right. Bye. Bye now. Bye. Bye. Bye. You know how to be done guys It had it had to be done. It's just the way that the cookie crumble sometimes, you know fate what you got Finally, I don't want to yeah, just as requested. Yep Yeah, of course, of course I I Did not expect you to turn out to be yeah, I'm dedicated you will get far middle management The cat okay Until tomorrow. All right. Well, let's do a couple more days, dude. Apparently spectrum is coming to my house to install new internet Fast speeds so I gotta I gotta hurry up. You know the grim office. Let's do it It's time What do we have two humans have to die spare any humans with a science background? Henry Birch when an adolescent Henry put a fellow student with a pen They realize from that moment onwards their best friend with only to be only but will only be found on the pages of books Okay, save anybody with a science back. Okay. Yeah manages a big software development project at glamazon Although they have zero idea of how software development works their uncle the CEO sees a bright future ahead of them Mitsumi was sentenced to community service at the Cosmopolist Polytechnical Institute after drunkenly assaulting a police officer After getting guidance from a local professor, they started to real violate their relationships confronting their past and thinking about their future Well, good job two humans have to die. Okay. Okay, okay nuclear physicist I'm sorry You've got a guy You're a nuclear physicist. You're a science background. So fun lives and breathe statistics They work as a statistical consultant at several companies and give lectures at a university every time they get drunk They start ranting about the the misuse of p-values. Okay. Well, that's a mathematician not a scientist Eiji is currently incarcerated at the local jail for producing hard drugs at the organic synthesis lab They had access as a chemistry student. They still dream of finishing the degree Now which is to be a diplomat. They're constantly negotiating gang deals in jail and surviving. Okay. Well, you know two people got to go and I think we've figured out the the contestants. Oh, that's right Wait spare spare anyone with the science background fuck fates gonna be upsetty spaghetti with me. I made a mistake Today anyway five days How does it feel? Okay, I feel like I'm not killing enough people. I crave more. I still feel awful every moment is living hell I hate this job, you know, it's a job like any other but I have grown to enjoy it. Yeah, you know You know absolutely sure You know somebody's got to choose, you know Unbeknownst to the humans But you hand out the rules and make me do the choices. Oh, you know, you're the boss. Mm-hmm. Yeah, this is perennial invigorated We know what we are doing, of course you do Before you go Hmm not really I don't think so I Bid you a good night. See you tomorrow all right Listen guys. I've got The spectrum people are gonna be here soon, you know, so I think I got one more day in me one more day Where does the taxes part come in a total of six humans have to die at least two humans age six year older have to die Any humans with an economy related profession have to die. There are eight people a Solid Stalwart journalist has an obsession. They adamantly claim They saw when they were younger a headless rider emerged deep from within the autumn mist searching for their long-lost beret. All right Alita a science teacher. Oh That's economy related. Okay enjoys having their pupils do a diverse array of experiments some more explosive than others No need to worry. They adhere to safety regulations mostly. Okay. Okay Zanthopy van der war is an aging senator holding on to power because they can't imagine they They could do anything else with their life. It's not only it's the only thing they have left Unfortunately, they're also growing increasingly misinformed and illiterate in the way they were and the way the modern world works both politically and technologically You're 78. Okay. Jean-Baptiste Is a retired carpenter and a veteran of the long ago military conflict at the Marisola Peninsula for years They've had to deal with the bouts of PTSD, which they managed to alleviate in the trial that years by painting and composing Melancholic folk songs. They run a successful investment firm on the side two humans over the age of 60 Okay, sesame has been working on an eco research NGO for about six months trying to figure out their financial situation Bookkeeping has been sloppy enough Uh, that it'll take them a while. They're a huge fan of swimming often go on nighttime swims. Cool. Cool. Cool an electronics enthusiast Serena has continued working as an electrician well into their retirement. Although their grandkids keep telling them to retire Okay, okay It's a widely celebrated economy. Well, he's in the economy related So he's he's got to go and a shopkeeper frustrated with the bland condiment selection at the local grocery stores Son, you opened up a shop to smell specialty cooking ingredients. Okay So here we go So two people over the age of 60 have got to go So all right and you are Uh an economy person Jean-Baptiste How old are you? Okay, okay, okay 74 Okay Jean-Baptiste or this person You know, I'm gonna keep Jean-Baptiste Alive live Jean-Baptiste six humans have to die. So one two three Okay, I guess four Uh five six I guess you'll live The swimmer will survive I have made my choices and the people would pay. Well guys, we've done a lot of good stuff here I don't know where the taxes come in though, but you know Maybe they'll never come Looks to be a rough day out there new recruits are often faltered during dark times Uh, I was built for dark times dude. Mm-hmm Of course I will Any idea what do you mean? Don't know what happened. You're in charge after all perhaps an economic crash corruption bad management a day like any other Don't really care death of death. You know, it's not that I don't care. But you know death is death eventually Yeah, memento mori All right. Well guys with the Sweet cash that I've obtained before I go I'm going to buy some sweet goodies A fidget spinner, dude Spins and words it clicks and clacks very soothing and helpful in times of stress Yes Oh Yeah, no, I know all about it. I know all about it. You don't need to tell me more about it I know about it. Uh a visage which in equal parts bold gruff smooth and cool straight from the old days when expensive Adjutant told me smoking was cool burn burn. You know what? We've we've got so much cash. Why not buy? I can buy a mirror Well, I've done it. Well, I've done it. I bought out your whole shop mortimer I bought out the whole damn shop well pals Wait a second dressing room Oh must be hearing things Far deeper. What are you? Oh jamares Interesting Interesting up hold on Fam Listen, I'd love to listen to the chimera more but the spectrum people are here. So I need to go. Thank you so much I hope that my internet gets even better and I don't know death and taxes they all happen to us. Don't forget to pay your taxes. It's illegal to not pay your taxes You've got to pay your taxes. We all do you know just like dying. It's gonna happen to all of us You got to pay your taxes because it's inevitable We'll have to pay him at some point. So Thank you all so much. I love how sweet this dude looks. It's pretty dope I will see you guys later. I don't know why I've been clapping Doesn't make any sense Anywho, I'm sorry to rush out of here. I enjoyed this game very fun. Uh, I will see you later. All right. Bye. Bye