 So, you want a defraud in election? Good for you. Come with me and I'll walk you through the process of committing a class E felony. First, a quick gut check. The FBI says there is absolutely no coordinated fraud in our current electoral system, which means you can be the first. Let's find out how. Together! Oh, the fraud in person is the most obvious starting point. Here's how it works. Step 1. Show up to a polling station. Step 2. There should be someone else who also happens to live in that district. This could be tricky, since you could be recognized and that person could have already voted. Step 3. Copy the signature exactly. Step 4. Vote. Congratulations. You've committed a class E felony punishable by up to five years in prison. And you've added one whole extra vote. Now most people get stuck after step 4. Because they're in prison. Don't be deterred. If you really want to sway an election, you'll have to pay close attention to step 5. Step 5. Repeat steps one through four thousands of times. Remember, this step geometrically increases your chances of being arrested on a class E felony. Or in this case, thousands of class E felonies. Wow, I can hear you say. In person voting fraud is hard with few upsides. There's got to be another way. Welcome to part 2. This election you probably heard a bunch of ye who's barking about vote by mail fraud. And I bet you're asking yourself, can I get in on that action? Well, the short answer is no. No one's ever done it successfully and gotten away with it. But you're a maverick. So let's break new ground. Together! Step 1. Figure out everyone who's voting by mail this year. Step 2. Stale tens of thousands of ballots. Now remember, there are two ways to do this. One way is to sneak around their homes for hours waiting to steal the ballot in the exact time after the mailman drops it off and before that person comes out to check the mail. This method, while tedious, can be incredibly rewarding. For those who do it tens of thousands of times. Another way is to go house to house asking if they have a mail-in ballot inside and if you can have it. Then really hope none of them call the police on you. Step 3. Somehow stop anyone from knowing you have their ballots and prevent the state officials from emailing calling or paging the registered voters whose ballots you stole. I have literally no idea how to do this. Step 4. Match every voter's signature exactly by somehow finding all of them and tracing each one by hand. Step 5. Take a bunch of barcodes exactly matching the security systems of every state. Step 6. Get past the judges that oversee the ballot counting process. Step 7. Sneak past election officials who have been running elections for decades. Step 8. Congratulations! You've successfully and for the first time in modern history voted enough times to change an election and get away with it. Ha! Well I'm sure you've learned a lot today. But we've lost over something important. You go into prison. Now plenty of you will say, this is garbage or here's an idea you didn't mention or what about this guy on the internet who said he voted for his cat? Well, he doesn't exist. Someone who does exist is this man in Florida who applied for an extra mail in ballot for his recently deceased wife in order to, in his words, test the system. He's in jail now and he didn't even get to vote twice. So to recap, vote of fraud is super easy as long as you can, dodge the FBI, judges and local law enforcement, bypass the thousands of civil servants who have been running elections for years, dump thousands of ballots in important counties and help no one notice as they far exceed the amount of registered voters in that county or do any of that crazy stuff we talked about without getting caught. But don't let all this information deter you. Rise above, be the first and enjoy your stay in prison.