 Punch him! Punch him, Jill! No! No! Hello there, my beautiful internet friends. This is a very different location and setting and type of video for me. One of my best friends, Aaron, from Life of Paulos. Hello. We're playing Apex Legends. Okay. Which is not a thing I do. No. Because there's a character that has, like, a couple things in common with you. Okay. Just, like, a little bit. I'm not guessing. It might be that. It might be that. So I assume after one lesson with you, I will be a pro and can now be a gamer. Absolutely. Yep. You're good to go. All right. Cool. Sounds good. I've got a leg up on the competition. I hate that pun so much. I'm so sorry. I'll see myself out. An important piece of information here is that I don't play video games. I play James' Journey on my phone, The Sims, and Cities and Skylines on my computer because I'm lame like that. Okay. So this is your PS5 controller. Okay. So this is the controller. PS5. PS5 controller. Have you ever played PS5? Okay. But you have my old PS4. So it's that horribly different. So when I was really sick, Aaron was so kind to give us his PS4 so I could be entertained with games. You played it like three times. I think it was three times. It was like a year and a half ago. Also, I feel like in gamer spirit, I brought all of the candy snacks today. I feel like the very gamer thing to do. You brought milk, Dad. So we're basically good. Then we're sad. So we're going to be playing as Octane. Okay. So Octane is sort of like, I don't want to say like tragic character. You can't really see it from here. We'll click on it. Wait. No, no, no. Oh, he's got two carbon fiber rocket feet with flames. He has like two prosthetic legs. Okay. He lost them in a grenade accident trying to be like a super stunt person. It happens. Like injects himself with something and makes him really fast during small moments during the course of your playing. So he's like really addicted to speed, which is kind of interesting for like a double amputee character. That is very interesting. I actually really like the design of the legs. Like that is freaking badass. Are there a lot of amputee characters in video games, or is this like one of a few? So after knowing you as a friend, I've actually noticed them more, I think. Wait for it. There you go. So I got spikes on my knees. Dude, this is like the really angry you want to hurt people with your prosthetics. So in theory, if I like need somebody. Yes. That'd be pretty cool. Yeah, the speed demon version. Yeah, but I really like the futuristic design of it. But use it above me though. Yeah, double above me. That's interesting. That's hardcore. Also the spikes, I should consider installing that like the back of my heel. That would actually be a pretty sick prosthetic on you. Jade Tiger. Oh, look at the springs in the feet. See, I've actually noticed the spikes. He controls his ankle movement. That is not particularly realistic, Aaron, in this futuristic video game. I'm sorry that I failed you. Also, I should show you that like, there are ways to like finish an opponent with like an execution move. He gets so happy after it. Just a bunch of kicks. Okay. Here's my controller. The power is mine. So is there any kind of backstory to, so like he lost his legs in a grenade? He was trying to do this like speed run of like a big thing back in Titanfall, which is a different game, but it's sort of based in the same universe. Oh cool. Okay. And he used a grenade to like sort of push him in a direction faster and ended up blowing off both of his legs. I'm sorry. I know. You're an idiot. It's super sad. But he had like basically new legs put on and now he's like the fastest character. That's really interesting. Okay. I'm curious. Do you think that if you had two carbon fiber racket feet, you could run faster than normal people? Well actually there was that runner a while back who had like the running blades. Yes. And he was, I think they had to disqualify him because like they found out that like the running blades like return more energy than like normal runners. False. It does not. Oh wait, I heard that. Okay. I swear. Everyone thinks that though. Everyone thinks that. Well then they disqualified him unfairly right? Yeah. But whatever version he had, I thought I heard that they returned a little bit more energy, so they had to disqualify him. I thought. It's actually, I believe 90% energy return with a carbon fiber blade and 180 if you have two perfectly good legs. What? So that is actually something a lot of people, a lot of people are like, maybe I should cut my legs off to have an advantage. I'm like, don't do it. I mean I was going to do it. But now that you've convinced me otherwise. Now I look like a gamer. I need like a can of monster energy drink in my hand too. I'm nervous. I shouldn't be nervous. A video game. All right, let's do it. Like pick a spot on the map and try to fly toward that. Oh boy. All right. So do it. So go ahead and press square. Okay. I'm going to start your character straight down. Kind of like, put it like straight down if you can point a little bit further. Yeah. Like right for that big area right there. Try to find your gun. There's a gun in there. Okay. All right. Hopefully your teammates will come help you out and like protect you a little bit. Team mates, I need help. I've never played a game in my life. That's a grenade. Oh, okay. Well, we got to be careful with grenades. We do. That's a bad guy right there. Okay. Hold on. He's a little bit over to the left. I'm just going to, you know what? He's right up to the left. He's right there. Right in front of you. Wait. He's almost around the corner here. Oh, hide behind him. That's your buddy. That's your good guy. Thanks for your help. That's a bad guy. Shoot him. Okay. Shoot him. Oh, almost. Here, just keep that, keep that like that. That aim up. Yeah. So if you see him, we're going to shoot him immediately. Right there. He's off to the right. Ready to shoot him. He's right behind that thing. Oh, shoot. Shoot. Reload. Okay. See where it takes time on. No. Don't shoot. Don't hurt my friend. Dammit. That's okay. It's okay. We almost, we almost got him. You were really close. There were a couple of times there. I was like, she's going to get a hit on. That was good. All right. Grab a gun. Okay. Oh, there's people right next to you. They're all over. Punch him. Punch him, Jill. Get him. Get him. Come back. Come back. Punch him. No. It's okay. No. He's going to try to revive you. If you can hear me, I guarantee you I'm not worth reviving, but I would appreciate it. I am not available. We'll see if they're going to be nice to their amputee friend. Yeah. That's right. I'm just a poor amputee playing a poor amputee character. We're going to get you getting some damage. We're going to either punch someone or we're going to shoot them. It's going to be good. I feel like punching people would be a lot more satisfying. Follow that guy. Okay. There might be people out here. We'll see. There he is. That's a guy. Yeah. I'm so sneaky. Oh, someone's shooting at you from across the thing. Get him. There we go. Perfect. Get him. Every time someone starts shooting at me, I panic. It's okay. We'll get you in that game right away. I will be a great asset. Don't worry. Pick up a different gun if you want, like something else other than the bow. No. She's going to go full leg of this. Absolutely. Your teammate is doing some interesting gestures at you. I think they realize you're new. Can I punch them? No, we don't want to. You can. You can't punch your own teammate. We're all these bad guys here, so get ready to bow them. Okay. Okay. Check it out. That's the sniper rifle. Okay. No. Oh, no, I got you. I get why people throw their controllers in rations. Two minutes of playing the first person shooter, Joe's like. I also just feel myself needing to cuss a lot more than I normally would. That's okay. I think you should just let it fly. It is kind of therapeutic. I feel a little like amped up. It's kind of fun, right? So after that performance, I feel like it is time that I make an announcement that this is now going to be a gaming channel. Yes. The potential that I have is just. Limitless. Limitless. It's too much to waste. Just talking about like mental health. Oh, yeah. Or, you know, amputation. No. Games. Okay. So now that I've mastered one amputee character by mastered, I mean died three times. What other characters are there in video games? I've got a couple other ones for you. I think we've got a horror game that we can maybe use. Oh, dear. But I'm going to keep it a surprise for next time. If anyone wants to follow this Fantastic Humans channel, this is Aaron Paulos. Hello. From Life of Paulos. It makes a lot of sense that we're doing this crossover because our genres are so. So similar. Yeah, very similar. Basically the same genre. So Supercar Community News talks a lot about fantastic cars. It's totally not gossipy at all either. No. Not for a second. It is classy though. So, thank you for showing me around Apex Legends. For sharing your wisdom and instruction. A huge thank you to my patrons for making these videos possible. And to you watching this video right now, thank you for spending a few minutes out of your day here with us today. Playing a silly video game that was actually a lot more fun than I would think it was. You could be anywhere else in the world doing anything else. And you chose to hang out with us for a few minutes. I really appreciate that. I love you guys. I'm thinking about you and we'll see you in the next video. Oh, also, let me know if you're other games you want me to play in the comment section down below. Bye guys.