 I am proud of my culture we may not just listen listen everyone listen white lives matter I think i'm already demonetized just by having the word white in my title so I guess we can just throw all the politeness out of the books this is the NFL's all white team next week i'm making an NFL's all black team where basically I just make an NFL team okay hold up wait a second I can't make these jokes here let me look up the there's actually some truth to this we're new we're gonna do a little calculated racism here okay because white people are discriminated against in the NFL or maybe we're just really not that fast I'm actually I'm pretty sure it's like 60 is it 60 percent of the NFL is black and I think it might be 80 percent of the NBA 68 it's 68 percent black is the NFL 28 white and then everything else you know the other thing that I found very interesting as a Samoan and I think what it means to be Samoan is you're like a Pacific means you're an Islander like from Hawaii or other similar islands you're 56 times more likely to be in the NFL than any other American counterpart as a Samoan I don't know why it is like people like Troy Palamalu photo leotard that guy did the huddle highlight on I don't know what it is I think it's something to do with their culture like the way they raised their kids they like breed NFL players I guess we could say now it's actually a miracle that we even have a white halfback because halfbacks that are white are very few and far between in the NFL there's Danny Woodhead Rex Burkehead and then Christian McCaffrey Christian McCaffrey is the fastest guy I could get 91 speed is the fastest of any of the white players on this whole team the fastest white player in Madden is 91 speed that's crazy I think Paul girl says decent speed to 89 89 is not bad now I will say this I didn't have a trouble finding a puncher or kicker that's always good and then I thought there are a like there's a ton of really good white quarterbacks but I think Tom Brady really exemplifies the slow white really good passing quarterback although a lot of quarterbacks are like that now the other thing about the racial divide in the NFL is offensive linemen are ridiculously so wide receivers halfbacks cornerbacks there's not a single white cornerback in the NFL not one that is incredible there's only two white d tackles and not a single white cornerback in the NFL I don't even know how that is possible that's literally ridiculous so I had to put free safety Dwight Clark Daniel Sorenson and Paul Kraus in who are all like either safeties or like an out of position Paul Kraus d tackles Kyle Williams and Matthew Owenitis I've never even heard of this guy Bolsa and JJ Watt great dns linebackers there was actually some very solid linebackers although there's not many past these guys I think there's Nick Perry Nick Perry and then a couple of randoms uh Eric Wedel Harrison Smith so that's like that's pretty crazy to me I don't know why that is honestly to be honest I think it's just the positions that require speed are just predominantly black halfback wide receiver cornerback so but honestly the team is like better than I thought it would be so 88 overall we got a really really good offensive line all these players could be a little bit better there's some better versions of these cards when I'm doing wheel of mud and building teams it costs so many coins I wish there was a sandbox but you know on 2k you can just like put like Larry Bird Kobe Bryant all these players on a team why can't I have a sandbox mode where I can put like bojaks and a half back and do all this stuff but not have to spend like a ton of real money Madden sucks so this is the all-white team I'm proud of my skin color it may not be the fastest or the most athletic or the highest jumper what's the difference but we have some offensive linemen and we have slow efficient quarterbacks let's hop into this game white people and yeah I know I didn't shave my beard I suck I'm sorry okay his top three wait what is mariota is mariota what nationality is mariota to me he looks like a mixed maybe I was gonna say he's got an all-black top three dude you know it's actually super bizarre is watching my team look at that everybody's white you never see that it just looks so weird I'm not saying that in like a weird way I'm just saying like how often do you see every player on the field is white it just looks bizarre oh no my coach is Jim Caldwell did I cheat there's not even that many black coaches and I happen to have Jim Caldwell as my gosh that's a mistake darn it guys I actually like already messed up this sucks all right let's see if we can hit oh I kind of want to hit Gronk oh shoot I forgot this is Tom Brady I'm so used to scrambling out right there and I can actually have gotten yards on that but Tom Brady is not exactly a speed demon he's not Randall Cunningham this is Tom Brady and we're gonna hit this screen pass oh oh he's the attack was coming McCaffrey's got it give me a spin McCaffrey nasty spin there's 14 yards let's hit up an inside zone give me some blocks white boys represent my oh that's not cool this is going to be a monumental win for white people his whole defense is black let's get a w I honestly want to throw to a uh oh he broke on it oh Gronk Gronk could have had that oh my gosh I'm so depressed oh Tom Brady wants to scramble he's so slow he actually got five yards though they never they never expect it okay fourth and seven I think we can definitely get this yeah I had PAD pounds I really like this play this should totally be there Edelman or Nelson I'm not sure oh Edelman Edelman come on just catch your buddy yes yes he caught it okay good yeah see when they run stuff like that it's pretty much pretty much a gimme I'm gonna get Edelman on a user playmaker come on I just need a little bit of time in his pocket come on go up the field oh no his user his user was all over it second and ten let's give it back to McCaffrey there was nothing wrong with what we were doing before great hand cake block oh when we get to the edge McCaffrey to the end zone how did that juke come out exactly I don't know what God's name McCaffrey just did but that was awesome white people we have seven points on the board I think wait I have to make this first okay I made it some points let's go all right seven to zero this is a good start who's just he's got to have at least one white player right I don't think I can't see a single white player maybe 29 is white see sometimes it's hard to tell you know skit like like when you look at me like you wouldn't know I'm white unless I told you that you'd assume I'm like black or mixed at least right guys he's got who's that quarterback mario da bettas oh Zach Hurts okay Zach Hurts is one of us he's one of my players oh and we have a great start look at this what do we got something deep so oh nothing deep he's going for the short one third and seven Luke Keekley guarding the middle on a third and seven we could come up with a stop on the first drive I'd be stoked let's get it pump his lesney with his like 91 zone coverage that card is really good really good okay looks like we're about to get another score his three letter abbreviation is dad it's kind of funny that your three letter abbreviation is dad because I'm clearly your daddy right now cross the middle Tom Brady wants oh my gosh Tom Brady wants these scrambling yards I am getting Tom Brady at least I'm getting Tom Brady at least fifth D this nigga guy I'm thinking about sending a dog dude and I got Edelman this is kind of just like the Patriots team right here and Burke had this is just the Patriots this is really just a Patriots lineup just random really good white wide receivers oh Edelman it's the Brady to Edelman connection that's why it works out for that touchdown right there 14 to zero who's your daddy now daddy fried god it's too easy white people are clearly the best NFL players you know I should do non white or black only like Samoans Latinos what even other nationality is there even a single Asian player in the NFL unless that Thomas Duarte guy that guy that K really likes is he Asian top Paul Krauss I was just said Thomas Duarte Paul Krauss with a pick and I want to take this one back oh this spin the spin didn't get it it's 14 is here it's my ball it's the second quarter wow it's serious trivia though it's the who in the NFL is Asian that's a rage quit you can't keep up with an all-white NFL team why are you playing this game uh range quits let's get it let's hop into another game there she is the top three of our white guys Jordy Nelson Luke Keekley and Cronk are in for a second game and we might actually be playing someone with a similar team to ours that's why I like to see Nelson is going to split this right here oh he was open to I totally could have thrown it X go up the field no let's hit something why yes here we go Edelman oh I think you roll forward that's a first down third and oh 14 inches this is why I'm okay for this is you know who is the QB sneak God is Tom Brady we're not good at a lot of things in the NFL clearly but white people are good at QB sneak and that's what I want to see out of Tom Brady let's go as a first down hits a doesn't hit a we're hitting rb simple read please don't blitz please don't blitz oh he did blitz but we got the outside edge and we're getting some great blocks we got one spin two spins and I got laid out but that's a first down another one of Tom Brady's friends here we go Rex Burkhead give me some blocks oh no what is that 4-3 do we take our field goal honestly I think we do here's why we take our field because white people are good kickers we're good special no wait okay good I totally thought he blocked that oh god okay side to sometimes black it's scripted it's really stupid what the fuck was that let's go a little hat-back toss Christian McCaffrey is nah inside zone to the right oh my god why is mccaffrey running so slow he's gas third and eight and I don't know who to hit doesn't look like anyone it's oh wait X is actually open for the touchdown dude ready to Edelman this is all I need 10 to 0 give me the play action there's the play action oh my gosh what we didn't suck him I knew he was doing play action that's why I said the full blitz six and a half hours later let's go this way we're going this way and to the outside oh my god he's so fast oh mccaffrey's faster though wow that could have been like a 10-yard loss or a 10-yard gain we did the 10-yard gain dude why is two clock not work I've been using two clock this entire game all-time best play ever tied at an angle oh let me do a little stop juke ah I shouldn't have done it I could have really I really could have fumbled there really just I wish I wanted this game to be over I'm gonna lose if I give this ball back to him and I don't score I'm gonna lose so we got to make sure we score here uh-oh mccaffrey's one spin but that's only gonna put me on what a third and five they ain't over till it's over baby being the cheesy bastard I am I'm running tight on dangle I know how dang good this play is all right we got him there's mccaffrey oh it's burkhead rex burkhead with a spin still moving all right a touchdown here pretty much gets me to win but I don't have the dutch down yet so let's see if we can just cut something up oh great edge blocking in the and that could not have been easier actually gentlemen and this could get blocked actually but we're good 17 to 7 let's see where he goes he wants a deep one whole cross wants a pit okay that's gonna be the game he's probably gonna quit yeah you know what guys yep that's the game and there's a quick the all white squad I'm really proud of my all white I'm proud of my culture I'm proud of my heritage we played really well in these two games 17 to 7 you guys actually didn't even see a game in the middle where I got absolutely stomped and it would not have been fun to post so I didn't pose it but the two games that I did win were very fun that's gonna be it for now guys I think the next team I'm gonna do is it all not you can't be white and you can't be black because I'm there's like a million really good black players in the NFL we know that there's like a good amount of good white players but what about like just random shit like asian Latino Samoans well okay I hope you guys enjoyed we got some dubs that was really fun stay tuned for more drop your suggestions in the comments and I'll talk to you guys later see you peace