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Yn moedd. neu'r hyn yn dweud i'r hyffordd nid yn gwneud, yn gweithio'r ddeud i'r prifyddiadau Davidiol yn y gŵr, a a'r dymianiaethau. Wel, rwy'n dweud i gael y ddeud i'r ddeud i'r ddiaminiaethau, lle dweud i'n dweud i'r dweud. Nid yw'r hynny'n gweld y Llobstyn, fel ydy'r hynno'n ddau'r hoffi? Rwy'n dweud, mae'n dweud i'n ddegu'r wych oeddol o'u ddefnyddiaethu. Yn hynny'n dweud i'n ddweud. I can't say, he's got to be careful. That's what he does with it next. That's it. He's got, you know, with power comes great responsibility. So there you go. We'll see. Listen, let's just very briefly because there was no evident didn't lose at the weekend, which is always your positive. Big plus. But there is the matter of the messy side of it this weekend coming up. Not to fix yet I look for with any hope or any excitement. I'll admit. I marginally like the good or someone better, but I don't like either if I'm honest, but Dave, what are your feelings around Derby's and in particular this one on Saturday? I get quite excited about them to be honest with you. They are a fixture that I look forward to or look for when the fixtures come out, but obviously our record there isn't great. I wish it was at our place, but it's not. To be honest with you, I think as long as they give a good account of themselves and I'll be happy, I'm not expecting anything there to be honest with you. I don't think many of us are, but as long as we give a good account of ourselves and we roll our sleeves up and we fight and we compete in front of a worldwide audience, then I'll be happy with that. Hopefully, if they do give a good performance, whatever the outcome will be, then it will set them up for what is a fairly tricky run of fixtures coming up. Certainly tougher than what we've had going into the international break and these are fixtures that they need to get something from if they're to kickstart their season. I've enjoyed the break. It feels like age is actually to me since we played. It feels like a long, long time since that game on the 7th of October. I'm looking forward to getting back into it, see what happens on Saturday and then whatever will be, then we kick on and we've got West Ham away next. I agree, I agree, I think. It isn't one, I don't think anyway that most Evertonians will be looking at going, we'll win this or whatever. But it is important how we play as in terms of staying in the game because I know you weren't too happy with how we played at Anfield last season. Generally we've been better away anyway. We battled it at Anfield last season. I'll be honest, it's not a game I get overly dramatic about because of the record. I don't think I certainly don't live in a world where I get all kind of bombarded with text messages and stuff because I simply just don't have redmates. I've solved the equation for all of you. Easy, easy. Just don't have redmates. I have a couple obviously but it's not something we bother with as such. I think the record is so poor that the expectation there. I think something that we just certainly haven't played up on. I'd love to know whether someone could ask Dysh about this or whether Dysh could maybe use this or use this kind of manager. Put the emphasis on Liverpool. Everton never wins these games so isn't all of it on you to beat them. He's been interesting because he doesn't tend to throw his best team with us because he knows that. He's got such a good record against this club so he doesn't always put his best team in. I'm not sure if he'll put his best team this weekend because I don't know whether he's got his best team. He's got a few also. Injuries and coming back from South America that kind of thing. I'd like to see someone like Sean Dysh flip it back and say well all the pressure's on them. We never win they. So what have we got to be afraid of? The only time we've won there was when there was no fans there. I'd love to see someone do that. But at the moment I'm fine. I'll get a little bit nervous Friday I imagine. But then when soon as that game kicks off I am absolutely fine. I'm always like you know when it's like two minutes in. I always think well 88 minutes it's all over. It's kind of here. I think the worst. It's even like Godderson. It's why I always want the Godderson game at like half 12. Because you get up and then you're there and it's happening. I hate it when it's like eight o'clock on a Monday. And you've got all of that bull. I hate it. I absolutely I just you know I'd play it. It's funny on there. I don't know whether you've listened to the BBC sounds. Think Dave the Everton not know be the same. It's really good if you get it. Exactly. If you get the opportunity to listen to it listen to it's really good. So Kevin Thelwell talking about the Bournemouth game. And he was like I wanted to play that like quarter to eight in the morning. Cos it's like a four in the afternoon. You've got to wait so that'll be one. That's one advantage to think Saturday it is half 12. So I mean I'll be a jacks got a game early morning. So I'll be literally getting back in. And then it'll be probably half an hour to kick off. And that's the best way. But our record is terrible late. All the pressure is on the football day trying to hold it in. So we speak there in a title race. Cos there's about six of them in it at the moment. So they have to win. But like I just said to you before. And this is something Dave that I think. It's bad that Sean Dyche's home form has been. Or it's bad that's Everton's home form has been. Cos it isn't just Dyche. It's that number at Lampard as well. Certainly since Sean Dyche took over Everton's away forms actually. We've been all right away. We've had a couple of pumpkins Arsenal. Which was a bit self inflicted as well. And then Aston Villa. Which again you can say exactly the same. We gifted them three of the goals. Other than that. We've been very competitive in the away games. Got some alright results. Another times we've lost. You know it's been tight. But maybe that's something to build on this Saturday. I think so. And I think it relates back to Ped's point before. In terms of taking the pressure off. And almost expecting nothing from it. I think there's an element of that in those games. That you're talking about. I mean because I think that the run was so bad. And the confidence was so low. That they almost went into those away games. Thinking well. Do you know what? We haven't got 40,000 at Goodison. You know sort of breathing down our necks. And we go off and we do what we do. And I think that there's. I don't think it's a coincidence. The fact that those better performances. And better results have come away from home. So yeah. So Ped like you say. I mean I hope that. There is an element of that going into the Derby. As much as you know come on. You know and it's up to Liverpool to actually shine. Because we're not expected to get anything at their place. I think it's been like that. The last couple of years. Lampard's trip to Manfield. Obviously we got beat. I think 2-0. But we played really well. It was a good game. And actually we had obviously something to mow about. Cos Anthony Gordon should have got a penalty. Anything. It's like moments like that. I think that's what upset me last year. Was the fact that we went there. And we were really passive in the game. We did it the post out like 20 seconds. That's still. I didn't say it. That's not enough for me. We were really passive in the game. Instead of putting it on their toes. A team we were again. Cos you know you listen to people in this building. The Reds. And you can feel the worry from them. Not necessarily from this game. It's the worry to get back to where they see themselves being. And games like this are. They can be a hiccob for them. And we're having players out. And as I said before. I was listening yesterday. I was outside. I was sitting on the couch. And you were in here doing an interview. And I was listening to them doing news reporting. And there were some other players coming back. From South America. And oh wow me. You know we've got players coming back. And the last time this happened. He played McAllister against Wolves. And he took them off. And all these little things I was thinking. If we could just get at these. And as I said flip the script. Then at least leave the place where people can go. We had to go there today. That's all anyone asked for isn't it? Those defeats that you've talked about. The away defeats so far. Bar the Villa game. You know you think about Arsenal away. We tactically were all like that night. And then one mistake cost us. And then we ended up getting beat. Manchester United away. Where again he put Ella Sims up front. He should have done better. But it was a bit like. It was a bit like halfy halfy in terms of. Didn't know what to do. And yet you're right. You know going to Chelsea we get to 2-2. We went to Brighton and got the 5-1 win. Brenford more recently in Villa in the Cup. He has got a system that works away from all. And all you want to do is see that system. Where? And if Liverpool win. Because they're the better team. Because they've got better plays. Then they win. But all you want to see is at least people go. We had to go today. And that'll be good for the next game. And I think we've always said this since. Since Dice came in. It was under Lampard and under certainly Benitez. It was those games where it was like. One we could get this. And then the next we could get that. I think we've said all the time of the Dices. Give us consistent performances. And if we get beat, we get beat. Because we might not have as good players. And I think that's to be fair to Dice. I think that's what he's trying to find. And I think that's what his message has been all the time. Look at the performances. Whether we win, whether we lose. They're genuinely quite the same. So let's have that again on Satie. Yeah, nice. And also you say it's a performance basis, isn't it? You know, as I say, the result is not as important. It's about actually now having come back from a break. It's a bit like a restart. It's actually setting a level of expectation in terms of what the performance is against Liverpool. Whether they get anything from it or not remains to be seen. But you would like to think though that if they play to the ability that we know that they can play against Liverpool, then they should be fine against West Ham and they should be fine against Brighton and they should be fine against Palace. Do you know what I mean? So it's more, I think, looking beyond this Saturday in terms of what this Saturday's performance means for the next month. I suppose that's where those early fixtures are weird. When you get your fixtures and people say, oh, it doesn't really matter. You get to play everyone twice. But there's two ways to look at it, isn't it? You get easier fixtures early on where you're trying to put your team together and you might get wins out of it. Although you might slip up and then you look at it and go, we've just lost an opportunity to beat these teams that we think we're better. Or by the time you get to this stage of the season where I think this is like for everyone now though, everyone will be thinking this is the real part where the season really starts. Now everyone's bettered in. Everyone's had those couple of international breaks. We've played eight games so everyone should be up to speed and now we can take on anybody. And it's just for us, we've got harder games coming up, but you think we shouldn't be more capable of beating teams now or some of those teams because we are ready to go. But the unfortunate part is of course we've lost games against teams that you would think that we should have beaten. Well, it's about making that up now, isn't it? Like Dave just said, if we get a level on Saturday and regardless of the results, results can go. Whatever way we show that. We've seen that already this season. Wolves and Fulham have come to go this number 10 over in terms of chances and having the ball and all that. And yeah, both of them went away with a win. So the result can be the result, we've got to put the performance in, but going to Westam, we're more than capable of going to Westam and beating Westam. It's a tough game, don't get me wrong, but if our levels are good. Brighton at home might suit Everton because listen, they could go either way, they could beat us 4-1 again. Or, you know, Villa beats put them to 60 other weekend saying we're off with Villa, but I'm saying, you give your chances, Brighton, and if you take them, you can, as we proved the dynamics back in May, you can destroy them. So that one is a good opportunity for Everton. And then Palace away, I'm sorry, is a like Hodgson. I don't mind Palace as a football club. I'm never going to be frightened going to Crystal Palace. And I will always expect Everton to go to Crystal Palace and win always. So that's up. And if Everton put a level of performance, like we know they're capable of, then absolutely they can go there and get them in. And if they come out of this block of games with, I think like you just said, Dave, with a good level of performance, then I think maybe we'll get the rewards and then you might make up some points where you look and go, you know what, I'd have to take a point there if we'd have been full on my own, whatever. And then you end up winning that game at West Hamside and you go, great, win that. That's almost got us a couple of points back from once we thrown away as you go on to the next one. But let's just give a good, let's just have a good going Saturday and make sure they know they've been in the game. Cos that's the biggest. And they do can see goals, by the way. I think they've conceded in every game they've played. So even though they have still got a good defensive record, but I think they conceded in every game. So they do conceded goals and obviously conceded to a way to brighten, to a way to talk to them. So. Well, even thingy, like last gots you against them in Europe and I know it was a bit of addition. It's just been the XG. It's all about. Handling. If we get our XG, then you never know. I don't know if they could cope. They can't cope with a big XG. If we won the XG. I'm not sure how they'd answer it. I don't think they can handle the XG. No. So let's get it up. That's what it all is. And the XG. And the XG. Of course. Of course. Yeah. Bonjour. Bonjour. Yeah, let's have a nice segue into France for this one. Talking about, you know. Well, it felt very low allow that. So that's why it will go on. You know. Absolutely. I'll be happy now. A bit of Vichy, Michelle, Banson in there in the Susies. Ped. You've just had a nice trip to France. What? How was it? I just call it France. Yeah. Well, I think most people do well beyond. I just don't know why you and all. Well. France. It's kind of bigger us, you know. You've been to France. You've been to France. Yeah. France. How was it? It was good. It was very French. French. Very French. Surprise. Very Parisian. What was there actually? I've stayed in French. It was quite high. What was it? You know what? It's lowered. I think it's lowered every time I've gone. You know. There's a lot more English speakers there now. It's a wonderful place. I don't know how anyone could not like it. It's such a nice place. You know. Listen. Security guards with huge machine guns. Unsettling. Can be slightly never. But they have nice berets, though. And that's the trade-off. Yeah. That is the trade-off. That is, yeah. They make it work. They've got a little bit of... That is you're going to say that. You're going to say what? So they make it work. So it's a brilliant place to go. I really like it. Obviously going to Disney as well is wonderful. Just you know. I'm knackered. I must admit. I've walked about 30,000 steps a day. It's just good. No messing about. You know. Nice lovely weather. T-shirt and shorts every day. Which is just nuts for October. And what a wonderful place. You were running. You went for a run. You went for a run. I'd like to have gone for more runs. But because obviously the structure of the day and stuff. It's hard because you know that. If you're going to go for a run, it's going to be half an hour. And you're going to have to come back and have a shower. And all that kind of. My last. It's you know. You're leaving the misses in the hotel room. So you know. You can't do that. So I got a run round not to Dan. Which was nice and pleasant. And it's a city where a lot of people do like the runs. And what a lovely place to. I mean Dave can appreciate this. Because every time you see him doing fitness. He's in front of a beautiful river or something. But there's something about. If you can find somewhere really nice to go and exercise. It doesn't half lift you. It really does lift you. And there was a lot. Obviously there's a lot going on in the city. Towards the Olympics next year. Everyone's feeling very Olympic. I got to see the countdown clock for the Olympics as well. That was in front of the Eiffel Tower. Telling you exactly when the. Did you not think it like just running with like a torch? Just a torch. Just a torch. Like a cornetto or something. It would have been good. It would have been nice. It would have been good. Just to set that Olympic torch. Just to say you. I feel like I would have looked like the Statue of Liberty. Yeah maybe. Maybe. I mean with shorter hair. Shorter hair. And you know. You know about the sash on. You run up with a sash. In this day and age Dave. You know. That's what the Statue of Liberty might have looked like. Absolutely. You know we're a broad church. And we've always said that. So it was good. It was. I felt like I was there for ages. You did. It did. It felt like you've been away for ages. To be honest with you. I mean you know. I don't want to sound too softy. But to a certain extent. We kind of missed you. Well. That's part of the course. It is. You've got to leave it. You've got to go and just leave your audience. They've got to want more. They've got to want more. Also the rugby world cup was on as well. So there's lots of Irish. Rugby times. Yeah. A lot of Africans. And people from New Zealand. Kiwis. I think they're called. Yeah. So yeah. There was a nice melting pot of different people. A smorgasbord. Very much so. Very much so. You went to the loof. I did go to the loof. Were you massively impressed with the six foot picture of the Mona Lisa? I've seen the Mona Lisa a lot of times. But this time I managed to get right to the front of it. And stand it literally in front of it. With lots of people behind me. You didn't look too happy that I'd managed to black my way right to the front. Right to the front. In front of the barrier. Which was... Yeah, I mean that. That annoyed a few people. Well I imagine it would. But it was classic. So I enjoyed it. I enjoyed those people taking pictures on my back. It was beautiful. It is. Matau smaller is the one you get. And also how rubbish it is. What I mean by that is you go in the loof and there's lots of artwork. Incredible artwork. And there's unbelievable huge, huge paintings of all kinds of different things that you think that is unbelievable. How did they put that together? And then you get this little picture of this little woman. And you're thinking, why is this so special? Why have people fallen in love with this picture? The animatic smile and all that. I'm thinking there's so much better stuff. But it's like anything I suppose. It's become that thing that people just latch on to. And then you want your social media picture. You want your Instagram picture. Which by the way is another huge thing which I let you and Ned know about. Was the amount of females getting the classic Instagram pictures. Getting the pose in front of them. On your phone like this. Dave, just pictures of girls wearing their finest garments. Making it look like they're getting... It's all about the face though, isn't it? Getting the picture that looks like they're getting the picture taken with the phone. But there's a professional team standing with a big mass of camera. And a big mass of lens. And then I went somewhere else where I saw a girl with not much on. Getting the same kind of thing. Getting the Instagram shot in the... Getting that shot. Incredible, incredible. Do you know what you can actually do? And I saw this recently. And there was a girl and she was performing in very much the same way as you described. She had the Instagram face. She had the Instagram outfit. But unfortunately she obviously wasn't of a level whereby she had the crew with her. You know, the staff to do this. So she had a really elaborate setup which involved like a tripod that she put her phone on to. And she had this on the other side of a river. And she was kind of stood on this bridge kind of posing. But it was hilarious watching her run back and forth and back and forth to kind of do different angles and whatnot. I mean, you know, it's like a full-time job for her to get those full pictures or whatever she got. Maybe it is a full-time job. You've got to give them, you've got to give that credit. I saw something like that when we were in London last year. We were walking into St James's Park by the Newcastle's Grant. By the palace and there was a girl sat on the floor like an Asian girl. And I was like, what's she doing there? Cos I couldn't sit in them. When we got up they had, you know, the backlight. And there was a photographer who looked like a mate was in the bushes. And we were just like, what's this? What kind of shot? I don't know whether there was going to be like a bit of a leaf on the picture and then you'd see her. He was her very own commission bush photographer. Maybe that's where Bush is. Lots of pictures that look like they're organic but massively stay. I mean, there's quite a few people with just their friend and the phone trying to do the same thing. But he was like elaborate things like standing in front of the Eiffel Tower, like balloons. Or in the Chandeliers being right in the middle of the road and like dodging the traffic just to get that perfect shot. You're just thinking like, there's a world out there where it's like this stuff is, you know, can be hugely, you know, monetary advantages to it. But you're just thinking, could you be asked? Especially the ones with like full rig. See the ones who were in hardly any rig out. You know, because they're making the most of their assets, which is fine. You know, what you shake, what your mum would give you, all that fair playtune. It's minimal effort for that. Well, I'd say minimal effort. Everything's minimal, isn't it? Exactly the minimal stuff. The assets generally aren't minimal. But they do that and they make a living from it, which is good. But you're having to get a full, a full garbon and get yourself into the middle of that traffic. Doing commando rolls and staying clean before the cars come. And I saw one girl and she was just like wearing a vest and it was quite warm. But I was thinking, but you look cold. How have you made that? I was like, how have you made that? It isn't that cold. How has she made that happen? She was trying to be very excited by what was happening. The XG of the photograph, maybe. Tremendous, so there's a lot of that going on. There's a lot of beautiful sights in Paris to be seen. Did you go to Sacharacay? Yeah, I went up to Sacharacay. I went up there. Nice, nice. Good walk up the hill there. Get you, you know, get you. So very busy, very popular. People trying to flog your locks. For the bridges? Oh yeah, yeah. You've got people selling padlocks by the bridge so that you can buy it and then make that ultimate statement of undying love. What a load of bollocks. You can't, I mean, if they fit. And when we were there in Sacharacay, I had to try and find the set of steps. This is, you know, I don't know where the people are. I had to find the set of steps which matched up with the set of steps that Kylie was standing on in a music video once. And so just so, because of all the things in Paris, me, Mrs. wanted to find the set of steps with Kylie had been in a video, just so she could get a picture of these set of steps just so she could put them on her Kylie group that she's in. So talking about social media. Is it the one when they're walking down the steps and the fella's walking down the steps as he drops the shopping and then he picks it up and then he goes, oh, okay. So I had to, I've got, like, we phone him on that and I'm trying to match it up. Honest to God. Did you do it? I've done it, of course. I found it. You've got to keep them happy, haven't you? What? You miss her once? You've got to keep them happy. You know, all these different shots in Paris, all these amazing places, and she wanted to find the set of steps where Kylie dropped a bag of onions and a loaf. You know. It's because of the brown paper bags. That's what it is. If she had, like, listen, it's about the environments and all that, but when Kylie... She had a bag for life then then he would be a holder. Bag for life. Yeah, it wouldn't have dropped. Well, the thing about Paris is it's become a very environmental conscious city. So they've cut off a lot of the roads. So you've got that bloody thing, which, if anyone's ever been to Amsterdam, the silent killer, which is the bikes, older bikes. The bikes can go round at any speed they want because they're now off the roads. And you sometimes, obviously, when you're talking and stuff, you might just be nibbling on a croissant. You suddenly stroll into the bike lane by accident, and all you feel is this gust of wind and then someone telling you to stick your baguets with the sun. Don't shine. And they are. They're bleeding silent killer. They are. Anyone who's ever been to Amsterdam can appreciate this. Is there not a case of the bell ringing? I don't mean quasi-mold-off. You know what I mean? I don't mean there's one on every corner. They don't do that. They'd rather go past it and be annoyed rather than pre-warn you. Pre-warn you to get out the way. Again, very, very, very prison. Is there any fish shaking at you? Are you what? Fish shaking. I thought you said fish. I thought you said fish. I thought you said fish. How would you shake a fish at him? Especially when you're riding a bike. You've got one hand on the fish. You've got one hand on the handlebars. You haven't even got another hand to do the bell. Could you shake? Where'd you stick your baguets? In that safe? Under your arm is what everybody's thinking, Peter. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. Also, I don't like it the way you now say fist with that aggressive T on the end. I also had anyone shake a clenched hand at you. No, but I also had perhaps the greatest baga that anyone's ever had. Beth yna gyda phoedd oed間fod oherwydd gweithio'n cael ei va Goshn Gwch. gyda'r beth, mae'n gobeithio fel wedi'i cael ei ffteriad. Mae gennych am gympraffio. Mae'n wneud eich gobeithio'n meddwl i trechu. Mae'n gobeithio'n meddwl i ddim yn gy fer. Mae'r gyflawn i ddim yn dal i ddechrau ar alt arfer, Nw, rydw i ddim yn … Mae gobeithio'n gobeithio'n gobeithio. Mae gobeithio'n gobeithio'n gobeithio. Mae anchordi iechyd, That's the other day and um I feel like you should have Sorry, I feel like you should have trained at the other way in that so it was Oh, exactly so it's upright s o wydd i wneud o'r modd Llywodraeth Isra am y cwm yma E'r model o'r greu Mae ydw i gweithio Mae'r symbol Cafnodur Fyn nhw bawb yn y ém ddweud Rwyf wedi gweithio Rydym hefyd yn ei fawr ar gyfer y byd i'r eich gwneud, a nid gallwn i chi oedd y byd gan y cyfrifiwr yn y bwysig, a hwnnw i chi fawr yn bwysig, er mwyn fawr yn y bwysig. Anything else, something like CBD, nag movement, I think it was called CBD but it was like that? Oh you would get that to relax you when you went in. Have some CBD oil on the other oil that I think. I ordered it because it said it has a double patty so I am just thinking that it is just a burger, I think it would be the best one, and that has what turned up and essentially I had to cut it enough to get it all in my mouth and not everyone has that luxury. Dei gweld eich cyfeirio sy'n gweithio am y bodai ymwynt. Mae'r llei i'r llei i'r llei i'r llei i'r llei i'r llei i'r llei a'u lawer oherwydd mae'r llei i'r llei i'r llei i'r llei i'r llei i'r llei i'r llei i'r llei. Felly yw ydych chi'n gweithio'r llei i ffarae o'i'iWEish surgery sy'n rhywbeth arall, yn cytuno'r llei i fyfanyddol, mae'n grwp iawn. byth i gynnal. Mae eich ddweud am gair hynny. Mae'r hoffi'r goll ffordd wedi bod yn fyrdd a'r hoffi'r hoffi'r hoffi. Oise y ddechrau? Og yw'r hoffi'r hoffi'r hoffi? Mae'r hoffi'r hoffi yn y cyfryd cyfrwmono fel y sidewch. Oes y bywyd? Oeddi'n ei wneud eich gelerio gyda cyfrwmonol yno. Mae'n bod yn dyfodol. Aebu'n gweithio ar gyfer. Mae'r hoffi yma mae'r hoffi'r hoffi'r hoffi. mae'n gweithio hwnnw'n ein bod yn gweld yn fyw. Beirydd, beirydd, ond y Gwyrddon180. Ond y Gwyrddon180. Mae bwyd yn fyw. Byddai'n gwybod ystod y penwyd, y gwelch o'i fan hynny yw i chi amser y bun. Fy oed y pwysgol, o'i eich hunain, o'r gilydd a chygo. Byddai'n gwybod y gallu gweithio'r gwerth hyn, ond nid i gyd, roedd y fwy ddechrau gwybod y bun cyd. Mae yn rhoi ddim yn y rhesiwyd â gref, Champions in in with different kinds of things on them. Mime is the only one. that was almost like a novelty. And on the thing, there was no indication that's what was gonna that was what was going to uh what awaited me was appeared. So when you ordered the cock and basketballs, you had no idea? No idea that fault was gonna be. So it came out. I could've said yes. There's no mayonnaise on it and it was beautiful. yna wedi bod wedi yn gwleidio. Mae nhw'n hyd yn eu gwrdd fel deilio. Rwyf o'n cofnodio? Rwyf o'n gwleidio. Mae'n gwrdd hynny. Gwtoddw'r gwrdd fel y dda chi am hyn a'r hwn yn ddyliadog ac maen nhw'n ddigonio yn bobl arweithio'r ffordd. Merthym ni i gael y olyfoddiad ar y troliadau ac mae'n hynny'n byw Goingsylf. Rwyf wedi medrydd i ddefnyddio. Mae ydy hynny'n medolygu? Yna'n medrydd i'r medrydd. Wait is a service. His name. Exactly. So was this like a female or a like a virgin of that? I was a just male service with hop pants on. I don't. It wasn't a uniform as such to be honest. I think it was they were wearing just what they were going to go out in after the play. Okay. And it was quite hot. So you can understand in a restaurant environment why they would be wearing. So I guess more conquest and hooters really. Fa em, the trans very novelty. I wouldn't go as far to say it was a family friendly restaurant. No, cos that... As far as i am aware of those hooters, if you are a baker it is, it doesn't come off like a big fear of breasts, does it? Hmm, sadly. Un ni mwy. That's the incident with BAZZ in mewn awlan. It wouldn't have been, hang on. It was dead. It's a grown up bit of fun. Byddwn yn fawr yn gweithio. Mae'r borg yn ffantastig, mae gennym, ond mae'n rhan o'r borg. Felly mae'n gweithio, mae'n gweithio, mae'n ddod. Fe yna'r gweithio. Ac mae'n gweithio'n ddigon. Mae'n ddigon, mae'n ddigon, diwedd i ddweud o ddweudio, dyma'n holl o'r cyflau, neu'n gyffredinio'n ddigon, a ddigon, mae'n ddigon, dyma'n ddigon, mae'n bywch chi'n gweithio i chi, ac mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n ddigon, a'n bwysig. Rwy'n fwy o gallu ei ddim o'r gwaith eithaf yn ysgol. Ond mae yna gwch o'r stori. Mae'r ddaf yn ei wneud yn dweud. Mae'n dweud ei ysgol o'r stori. Felly mae'r ddaf yn gwneud yn gweithio'r tarif. Mae'r ddaf yn gwneud yn gweithio'r stori. mae'r ddaf yn gwneud yn gweithio'r publwch, ond mae'n gweithio'r ddaf yn y gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r publwch. I was the public in this. Good times are happy. Good civilian influence. The only thing that was slightly disappointed was that I felt like the thing that may have added to it was roller skates. I feel like I have the service of that roller skating and I think that would have made it the full hit. But there you go, it's fairly enough, that's something very busy. Very busy, very busy. Yeah, I mean, you've got to think of traffic. You've got to think of traffic, you've got to think of those lanes where the train has spinned Have I ever visited like a novel? Like it like have you ever been to kind of like a restaurant that is like that or and thought this is amazing in one respect or in all respects? I can't say that I have Barry, you know, I can't say that I've been to a specifically themed type of burger establishment. I've been and I've had some nice burgers before, but they haven't had the same kind of, you know, thematic push as it were that the head's place has had. So no, I mean, I'm sorry, but I can't add anything. No. The irony is though it wasn't it's not it wasn't themed though. It was just it was. Okay, so let me just ask you this then before we'll move on from this. But was the cock almost out of place today then? Was it like with regular bits? So I'm just I'm just pitching in going in with me misses and saying that I'm going fancy a burger. All right, the scantily dressed males every week brilliant outstanding. I'll have this burger please mate and they bring out me misses meal first and that is I don't know whatever she's chosen. And then I get, you know, and I can see other burgers stacked on different plates. Oh, his burger looks great. And the next minute a cock and balls are on my plate. I'm going to go. All right, who's winding me up a little bit? If it was everything, if some burgers were just balls fine and some burgers were just cocks and there was maybe I don't know whatever else. I don't want to say the other thing that might be there, but those then I would expect it. But if I'm just seeing class what I would say is standard burgers, I would be a little bit. Why have I got a cock and balls on me? Do you think that's this signature burger? OK. I think that's all it is. I think people who go there will know where of it. And I'm not sure whether it's like supposed to be a tourist trap. The area itself had a lot of gay bars in it. And obviously people want something to eat before a night out. And they've gone and they've got the practice. And they've got the they've got the full it. It wasn't a novelty. It was just it and it wasn't like a novelty place. It wasn't like screaming at. Yeah, this is a gay bar or a men only bar. I think it was just a nice bigger bar, which I played like, you know, you know, had a bit of fun, a bit of play. You know, a lot, a lot, a lot of like, obviously. Anthems getting played as well. OK, you know, so. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So perhaps even, you know, back to Kylie Minogue. Kylie was played. Kylie was played doesn't surprise me. Doesn't surprise me because she is a great international artist and she would have fitted him well there. And the hot pants, of course, is the males at them. And then, you know, I'm spinning around. Well, that's what gets me on the roller boots. That's it. That's it. Where my mind went. So the goal was nice. It was nice, nice. Something different. It felt different. I'll be honest in our group when you were saying it felt different. It felt differently. That bigger. That was lovely. That's all the food is beautiful. That's all I'm going to say. That's absolutely smashing. I've seen a story before and I do have to read it because it just popped up and it does. It got all kinds of things in my mind going as to why you would do this, but it's a gentleman who got divorced from his wife and he hired a naked cleaner after he split from his wife, but it backfired terribly. So basically he's hired a young lady to come and clean his house naked. But he said he then felt uncomfortable watching this naked lady go round and clean his house. So he then started going and sitting in his car when she turned up to clean his house. So I had a couple of immediate questions for him. I don't know and so I can't ask him unfortunately, but one would be why did you hire the naked cleaner? We hired a naked cleaner for a bit of titillation and if so, why are you going out the house then? And two, if you really do need a cleaner in your house and the naked cleaner makes you uncomfortable, why don't you just hire a cleaner that wears clothes? They were my two overriding questions when I saw the story. Would you ever hire a naked cleaner? But I've heard of naked cleaners before. I've heard of the practice of naked cleaners before. It is a service I've seen offered. In the town actually. It's practical in a way, isn't it? Do you think why? You're not bringing any outside contaminants into the house? Well, yeah, that is true, but also it puts more emphasis on their own personal hygiene. Perhaps you've got to make sure that if you're going to have a naked cleaner on someone who does look after themselves because you know... You think it's services and stuff? Yeah, anything's sweat, anything. Oh, I don't know why you would do it other than if you do do it. Then you feel uncomfortable, but I don't just hire one that wears clothes. That is my overriding thing. Have you ever been asked to be a naked cleaner at anything? No, never, never. I mean, I never say never to anything. I like to think that the door is always open, as it were. But no, I've never been asked thus far. But who knows? I mean, who knows when opportunity might knock? On that ear, isn't it? You can never ever say no to anything, I don't think. I just worry where it'd knock. Again, that will be a worry. That will be a worry. The problem for that kind of thing in these days and age, though, is people now have a lot of surveillance equipment, I would say, in their own houses. I could pick up my phone now and see... The naked cleaner. One of the rooms in my house, I could see. If I was a naked cleaner, I would have things not changed. Could anyone just... Not anyone, but now if there was a naked cleaner in my house, I could just pick up my phone and pass it to you and you'd be watching it, you know, doing the dusting or him. Doing the dusting on roller skates. So that added an extra jeopardy. I used to say that couldn't be recorded and put out there, and suddenly their privacy has been shared all over the internet, and no-one wants that. I mean, I'll be honest, you've just thought very deeply into that whole scenario, and I like that the way you've just sucked the situation, and you've... Nailed it. Well, some would say nailed it, but, you know, that's the other people's words, not mine. I mean, I tend to, you know, in the past when we've discussed the townhouse, because people have put it forward, and we did read the reviews on the place, and it was very clean. That was what people were very impressed with, and how clean it was. And the parking. Was there ample free parking at the rear? Possibly. Possibly. And then, Qlynish, what day have used a naked cleaner, do you think, in that scenario? It's hard to say, because I don't think... I don't think it's a place where people actually do go around naked. I think it's more of a place where the PVCs are more likely to be used. And rooms. And rooms. Side-clean rooms. Clean side-rooms with, again, lots of latex bed covers i'w ddweud. Mae wedi fath gennym rhywbeth wedi bod gennym am ystod hefyd eu gwaith yn gweithio ar yr osir. Mae'r gorffini'n gwaith yn gwaith. Rwyf wedi gysylltu'r gwaith a'r gwaith hyn. Rwyf wedi gweithio ar y golygu. Rwyf wedi gweithio yn gweithio ar y gwaith y gwaith. Mae'n gweithio ar y gwaith. Allan'r gwaith ond y gallai inchir neu'r gwaith yn cael gwaith gyda i'r gwaith, y drefordeb rhan o'n gwneud o'r emailau gyda'r gwaith a'r Lucas. Roedd yn erbyn i'r adegau haith. A oedd mae'n ddleriwch â'r wahanol yng Nghymru deinodd gyda'r canfodol, byt unrhyw ar ddiweddol. Yng Nghymru. Panariwch. Panariwch. Sa penariwch. Panariwch. Panariwch. Roedd ymdw'n gwybodaeth fel yw'r hwn yn rhan o'r oeddennau y fath i gwerthod o rhan oher Bae Nifer yw'r Gwylian. Yn ychydig – ymdodd ar gyfnodd. That's a story. That's a story that I will be telling for a very long time. I do like. Of course, the gentleman had two ladies on his arm that night as well. You would need energy bars and the clean sheets, but he didn't need the free parking. Just because we're going to finish now, but because we've talked about like the novelty of a naked cleaner. Ned's turned up today just in the studio. He's going to football so fair enough, but do you think there's a world where Ned could say, I don't know how you would describe it, the outfit that he's wearing to be like a cleaner. But what would you describe? Is it he's got slides on? Yeah, he's got I want to say white. They're not off white. Off white. It's good with. He's got. Sure, I can't tell the colour of them. Sure, so I had gray. Gray. Gray. Sure. I don't know where they started. Gray. Well, yeah. And he's got a football shirt on from. Who is it Ned? Oh, the Cape Verdey national shirt. So I mean, Dave, just from me, without you seeing him, if you were to write a four line advert for a cleaner wearing that said outfit, how would you best describe that outfit that's being put together? Cos it isn't a football kit. You can't you couldn't pass it off as ready for football with that. Cos it because the gray shorts look more like sportswear type shorts. Maybe you could even you could see him sitting on the side of the pool. Fishing, fishing or fishing, leisurewear, leisurewear, maybe leisurewear, Dave. Yeah. So how do you think you would best describe that if you could without seeing it in an outfit for someone who's looking for a cleaner? I think that, you know, you'd have to describe Ned as being, you know, dressed appropriately for the for the job in hand. OK. He's somebody who comes up with with what I would describe as Ned Wardian chic in terms of the outfit, the leisurewear, the sliders. You know, this is someone who is built for business and built for action and ready to go. And that's how I would be describing someone who is clearly, you know, the man for the job. I've got to get on too. And he's he's made up this week, Dave, because he was tattooed live on one of our live shows this week. Oh, I saw this talking to which, by the way. So I saw I saw this video the other day. Yeah. And I saw you getting tattooed and I saw, you know, the outline of the of the of the crest. But then we never saw the finished article. We just saw all I saw was just, you know, the outline. And then suddenly it was like, then I was all done. Is this Ned's? Is it Ned's or Ned's? No, this is this was Ned getting done. Oh, OK, Ned's Ned's are there. We will send you an image into our group in a minute. They send me send me send me a picture because I felt that in many ways, like like much of the audience, we we missed out there. And the other thing as well that I just remembered, Barry, is that the last time we spoke, yeah, I was tasked with you were at more of the size of Segal where we were talking last time, the big pet in your absence about the fact that I felt that maybe Segal's were getting bigger over the years and even over the decades, because they seem these days to be perhaps bigger than that. I remember them when I was small. So so Dave, just pause. Just pause one second, pet, for the eye test, because we talked about XG and XI, the eye test on Segal's. Do you think Segal's are getting bigger just by the eye test of what you remember? I think they are personal, but what's your eye test saying? I think I don't know the art or not, but I imagine the art because they're getting fed more. They're like the rats on the rats again. So let's hear that. Well, we'll get the data now from Dave. Over to Dave. I looked into this extensively and I've been on many, many different forums online and, you know, different chat situations and looking at the data as well. And it would appear that despite what we all think, there is no evidence really to support the increase in their size. Is there just more of them? Maybe there is. Maybe. And I think maybe they eat more chips these days, which makes them look bigger. There was one train of thought whereby their plumage, as in their feathers, are more fluffy, thus giving them the appearance of being perhaps bigger torso than they are. But to be honest with you, the general conclusion is that there's no formal evidence to suggest an increase in size of Segal's in the last five or even 10 years. I feel like that's a Harvard study waiting to be done. Yeah, I think someone needs to go to London now and more depth and do that. More depth. What would you compare them to anything? You'd have to do a study now and a study in like 10 years time. So we would be waiting a long time. We'd be on Mars before we get that. What about every three years just to see it now? Over three years, you'd know there's an incremental increase, surely? I don't know. I don't know. OK. We do every four like the World Cup. Yeah. Yeah, maybe in the World Cup city, one of the World Cup cities and double it up. Double it up. Yeah, you could do. You could do. Yeah, or the other angle would be to do it every four years, but in an odd year because obviously you've got the Euros, you've got the World Cup in the evenings and then it would do something. Somebody would look forward to it in odd years because otherwise odd years are just a bit, you know. You'd be building up for the World Cup as well because you'd be able to put some kind of study out to tell people how to react who are going to that major city. I just have Ned for the Olympics, maybe. Ned literally, I mean, Dave, we are going to finish now and oh, you're very busy. But someone wanted Ned to get a tattoo of him fighting a seagull, which I thought was a great suggestion. I'm just not sure whether Harry could have free-handed the tattoo of Ned fighting a seagull. But would you have wanted the seagull to have been normal seagull size or man size? No, like when Peter Griffin faced the chicken, the family guy. I see, I'd rather that. I'd rather it was a full-sized seagull having a fight with Ned. He's got an issue with a normal size. No, he had a full-sized seagull. But I feel like, I feel like by the time Ned matures, seagulls will probably be man-sized by then. Possibly, possibly. And then we'll all be proven right. That's a beautiful thing, you know, even though at the moment the data doesn't support our theory. Yeah, no, absolutely. Hypothesis. That's the hypothesis. In time, then we will be proven right and in conclusion. I am still loving Ned's description of Ned, Woody and Cheek for his outfit. I think that to me is going to be used moving forward. Right, thank you very much. That is another podcast done. We'll be back next week, obviously, talking about the Macy's at Derby. And anything else that takes our fancy on the day. Thanks for listening. Make sure you subscribe. Give it five stars wherever you're listening. Spotify, Apple, all of those good places. Hit the like button. Do all of that good stuff. We'll see you later. Bye.