 Stop washing your butt with soap. Yeah, I said it. You could be damaging the thin, sensitive skin back there. You should just use water to clean your peach, according to some experts. This avoids stripping the area of the oils your bum needs. Others say you can sparingly use gentle, unscented cleanser. And it's fine to use a washcloth or luffa. Just don't scrub too hard. That could cause micro-fissures. Yikes. The consensus seems to be no washing with bath soap, no washing with bar soap. Just don't do it, okay?