 I literally have no idea how to play this training day training sessions will improve player sharpness but it costs their fitness players who don't train will regain fitness but that will be the expense of some of their sharpness see some touchdowns that's right Leandra you got to go to practice you can't not go to practice okay uh plain next drill what's the fret oh shit okay um okay just go just block just block him okay good good d good d okay just you gotta tackle him okay what what y'all need to do on this drill here just all right incomplete good job greetings boss on behalf of the whole team i wanted to welcome you to Manchester United but the future is exciting no we got plenty of work to do okay a long season ahead of us harry i'll be expecting nothing but the very best from you and the rest of the lads the lads the fellers the transfer window is now open please mind the player it's valuable very depending on his form the time remaining on his contract and how port he is to the current club so really uh i don't care everything in our club has to be based on solid foundations this is why we're investing in young players in our academy we believe that we can find and develop our own talent coach please look carefully at the young players we currently have on our books it is now your responsibility to make sure we get the very best out of as many of those players as we can based on our own initial analysis we feel that sandro kona in particular has outstanding ability and the potential to become a world-class footballer he's a young man we believe he's a very bright future at this club okay we're gonna look at sandro kona sandro kuno kunye oh look at oh look at these guys potential anywhere but alley hat alley habash taj halyab no taj al-habash from saudi arabia 70 to 94 andre novikov from russia okay so what do we do this is a development squad hub for development developmental plan what do we want him to be his growth balance stopper weaver give all all players are set a development plan the plan to get the player to focus on improving particular skills in order to help develop his overall ability as the player gets older his skills start to decline you can choose a plan that slows down the decline of the particular skills are making player effective during games no look listen there there's a reason why they wanted me to come coach football here in europe okay now i'll be honest with you when i accepted the contract i thought it was something else okay i didn't know they wanted me to coach soccer but hey i signed a contract and i got to go through with it okay the best damn coach that has ever lived and i'm ready to show it here in in the the the u k the brit anglin i want him to be a mobile striker right wing back okay his pace is good not that good at shooting his passing dribbling is decent i really think this guy is probably going to be a good midfielder for us man united board good morning mr spand oh wait should i be talking a british accent we are delighted to have you join us we are all looking forward to seeing you enjoy success at our football club for manchester united achievement is not just measured by results on the pitch we have a brand to enhance a business to grow and a fan base to please given manchester united's identity in our long-term plans key areas we would like you to focus on include brand exposure expanding the brand and popularity of our club domestic success how well the team does in the league and domestic cup youth development how well we develop our youth academy bringing young talent and profit from sales of homegrown players and continental success how well the team does in international competitions the men just united owners are americans oh yeah that's right i forgot the bucks own man united objectives confidence rating your manager popularity is best now we've been okay well that should be a hundred already youth development critical priority youth development is centered on how well you develop young talent dude i feel like this is going to be a really hard franchise wait so this guy's already been scouted from everton okay why does everybody hate who's maguire and why does he ever does everybody hate him he's a slabhead what is a slabhead so i can scout players from other teams to trade for them but you you don't really trade in in the in the fifa right you buy you buy players from other other teams and you give them you just pay you just pay them money ooh 88 sprint speed lucas mora maybe i shouldn't i shouldn't worry about all this yet i shouldn't worry about all this good morning mr coach man introduce myself my name is j jackson one of your scouts scout players from other teams how do you how do you scout players who are already playing on other professional teams don't you just watch the game okay we're gonna scout america okay let's look at our roster goalkeeper david de gea dean henderson oh no so this is the backup alex telez is that wrong what is the de gea oh de gea i'm sorry linebacker alex telez brandon williams l shaw luke shaw cornerback tedden mengie rafael varane running back ethan layered erin won besaka you know football rules dude i'm playing football in all life rest day training day rest day training day rest day training day rest day yo what when do we play game okay our first game is a home game we're gonna open up the season against against leaps wait no wait what am i doing on stop buy players don't i already have a team you get emails with offers oh shit i didn't check any of my emails ignore three weeks of emails w manager dude but these are like my best players i don't want to get rid of these guys i don't want to sell my players okay you know what we'll sell maguire apparently he's a slab head which i don't know what that means okay we're on a four three defense slow buildup like listen defensively we want to have pressure lots of pressure on defense offensively the long ball we're gonna have a heavy passing game yeah we're gonna have a heavy passing game so we're gonna go for the long ball should i just have rinaldo do everything you know what our new captain is rinaldo penalty is rinaldo left corner for nandes right corner teles okay and then everybody rinaldo just does everything else okay and he's the captain better coach than ira rinaldo you just do everything all right ready break look i i'm not gonna transfer anybody right away because i don't know it's not like madden like i don't know everything like madden okay so i i'm not gonna transfer anybody yet would you like to attend the press conference absolutely all right fellas listen up listen up fellas i know there's been a lot of talk okay there's been a lot of talk about me coming in here as an american to teach y'all football okay now i'll be completely honest with you when i heard i was going to come here to coach football i thought we were doing something else okay i didn't know y'all meant soccer okay but that's fine coaching doesn't really matter with sporting coaching what matters is intensity you got to get buy in from the players you got to know what the hell you're talking about when it comes to leadership okay listen y'all are some of the best damn players in the world here you are okay and i know this is our first game we had been along offseason they said something about transfer windows and how there there wasn't no transfers you know i don't know shit about that okay i don't care what i care about is developing the best damn talent that we got okay i think we've done a pretty damn good job of that so far so here's what we're gonna do we're gonna go out there we're gonna kick lead's ass for four quarters okay we're gonna go out there we're gonna kick their ass for four quarters i know it's a big rivalry and i can't wait to hear more about it in the future but we're gonna come out here with a bang we're gonna kick some ass okay you ready uh maguire break them out wait we're playing a team a bunch of kids why is there a bunch of kids going out we have tables oh let's open the tables well i win my first ever fifa game okay we have we decided to make ronaldo the captain just basically do everything okay here we go which way are we going okay we're on offense we're on offense good pass all right good job guys couldn't play it in and the flag has gone up here offside it is offside wrap let the kids play okay it's a key part of it rodrigo oh interception but it fizzles out thanks to that piece of defending go go go sancho okay i'm getting to try steward how would you sum up their ambitions now well their main aim is to get into next season there we go park but f me in the a dude okay hey we got great our time of possession is just fantastic right now okay trashford dude i'm actually owning i'm owning dude what are you doing defense go go tackle that guy what are you doing and then it's a pretty tidy finish to 20 okay good job just keep just keep on passing okay passing games looking good that was actually sick dude i was trying to put him to sleep i was trying to put him to sleep um how do i uh let's see about the delivery dude hey we got hey we got to make a play here good d good work to win the ball back by jim and sancho could be a chance to break here oh wrap and send the first 45 well it's been the tight first half well hit with power and almost the right precision has been so much speculation in terms of whether the transfer would go ahead but it will wait what they trade a mid game but he's a fantastic talent who will ah look at my character it's so funny oh come on wrath let the kids play the game oh ronaldo nice what a great goal that is touchdown dude i kind of like having maguire on the team because it's all i was successful they can't i'm gonna keep a choir it's funny how that's a good first half that's a hell of a first half we only scored one point i don't know why i thought that was three points whenever we kick that in the goal but that's fine okay we're tied up we're tied up okay keep your eyes up here i know y'all are tired i know y'all are tired keep your eyes up here now here's what we're gonna do in this next half we gotta go out there okay next half we gotta go out there and we gotta keep the pressure on i want our defensive pressure to be so high off the edge let me tell you we're gonna go out there we need interceptions we need to get some good tackles in there i'm gonna go win the damn game ronaldo go break them out let's go shit listen i don't know what the hell offsides means in this damn game okay first off i don't know who the hell invented offsides and soccer but ain't nothing like offsides and football okay a b maguire quit me into jackass i don't even know what you did but i know every other damn person in this locker room is pissed off at you so chill out and relax hey coach why aren't you wearing any shoes because i like the way the damn turf feels on my feet okay and so the second half gets underway almost a case of the two teams saying to each other whatever you can do i can do just as well for opter ego oh oh interception good good united being afforded too much space that ran house kick chuck norris well let's look at this nice nice there it is look at that yeah right there look at that it's maybe like that no we ain't losing leads oh lord oh jesus okay and over comes the corner and might still be probably good for nanda is well it came to nothing in the air oh it's a rash for good sir you put them in a great position without your one goal lead they're never going to be out to relax what just happened it just ran i just happened okay we just got to ride it out we got to run some clock okay we got to run the clock down and enter the last twenty in our first ever game okay house but we're thinking defensively i can't believe mcguire got to announce a yellow card what a wanker i'll say this looks promising yeah true i don't know what the hell that was all about oh good shit oh come on left he got he's faking it and now to level the game how do you i hit right how do you dive i pressed right oh i use the right stick oh no well here i was doing a left stick we got to go at him in a high rate of speed well nothing comes up it's promising well the united fans can sense a winner coming here but can they create one more big chance oh they might score here sewers it was a good finish but the keeper has to do better at his near post it was beating far too easily on that occasion nice hey stay strong boys stay strong well that could be a key moment they have to take no sort of chances they won't get too many more but let's credit the goalkeeper i'm gonna turn one of these attacks into a goal when it fizzles out thanks to that piece of defending and the conditions look pretty good for the counter attack might be a chance here the finisher right on the ref hello and there it is the final whistle it's a match of the united victory well it's a good result to start the captain there we go chat first game is a win well i'm really happy about the way our team played today i am i'm very very happy by the by the way we went out there and played today it was an incredibly good performance you know starting off the our career on the right foot you know it's something i was very very proud of to be able to go out here and you know show my football coaching expertise over from the states and showing y'all what it's all about i was very very happy by that the game plan basically was this just give the ball to rinaldo uh rinaldo had a hell of a game he i think he had scored he scored twice and then sandwich i scored a couple touchdowns and then uh hey you know just we keep going from there you know we got to take this momentum in the next game hey coach trevor from oibra of times is it true when you showed up you were acting an american flag and when immigration asked for your passport you gave them another american flag and a gun also why are you fixated on oil products well i did you know i did actually uh because here's the thing american as an american citizen you know i don't need no passport okay passport's right here come my hip hello coach found congratulations on your first winners head coach thank you some of the lads were calling you a right good wanker for an american coach how does it feel that you're already becoming a fan favorite well that's the thing you know and uh it's great to be here and that uh they've already kind of bestowed some great nicknames and stuff for us you know and this is the fans being fans you know uh a right good wanker or left good wanker listen i i i try to get political here uh but but you know i'm glad that they uh that they come in here and they uh they respect the process and seem things are going real well so uh absolutely no i do appreciate that thank you uh i don't know okay thank you thank y'all for coming out here and being so supportive what we're doing uh here in manchester and uh see y'all next week so godwin ourselves championship thank you