 Welcome to ToffeeTV, it is a new series of Rotoglory. Rotoglory, classic season two. It's a classic Premier League. A classic Premier League we'll be taking on 19 other classic Premier League teams with classic Premier League players and it's going to be... You forgot something? Classic, I was going to say. Classic Premier League badges. Classic! Everything's classic. But on the way, we're also going to be playing classic Champions League because we qualified last season and we deserve to be there. We deserve to be there. This video is sponsored by One Football. One Football's app makes it easy to keep up to date with transfer news, scores and stats all in the one place. To download the One Football app, click the link in the description. The app is free. So there's going to be the likes of... We're playing port of face game but there's the likes of Wimbledon, the likes of... Bolton, I think. Bolton? Yeah, I feel Wednesday, David. You know, Bolton's got the likes of Nelcher and people like that. There's just so many good teams and so many old classic teams. Wimbledon... I can't wait to play Wimbledon. Oh, I can't wait to play Wimbledon. It's going to be absolutely amazing. But we start the season away at Portmouth. Look, I mean, first of all, first of all, look at the kit. Look at our kit. It's amazing, classic Premier League kits. We've gone for three at the back. Watson, Unsworth and Distan, unbelievable. Oliver Decaux, Mikhael Tete, Gary Speed. Peanuts. In midfield with Steven Peanout and up front, we've gone for... And Jake and Chelsea's Wayne Rooney and Duncan Fergus. Oh, my God! We've got the likes of Tim Kale on the bench. The likes of Yakubu on the bench. The likes of... Andi Peter Beardsley. Peter Beardsley and the Hinchcliff. Nuno Valente on the bench! Tim Howard. And also, most importantly, we have the choice of Tim Howard. Neville Southall. But we've gone for Nigel Martin. It's a long season. We've got a lot of games ahead. Gotta keep everyone fresh. Portmouth, Astan with David James. Sol Campbell. Cabal, Deere, Glenn Johnson. Hughes, Taylor, Patrick Beger, Crankshire. Crouch and Yakubu. Oh, my God! That's why we haven't played Yakubu. So gentlemen's agreement, let them have them today. It's gonna be unbelievable. Let's get into it. Come on! Fratton Park is looking delicious. I wonder if that fellow would be there with all the wee tattoos and the bell and all. Mr. Porter. Here we go. Oh. Oh, look at the boys. Look at the classic. Look at the eyes they've made up there. Come on, please. Not at all. The only thing I'm laughing at is me with the classic green, friendly referee kits on the face here. I'm hoping there's gonna be fireworks. I'm hoping there's gonna be sumo wrestlers on the Monday Night Fulties. Look at the jump. They're off the bat. And I know that our fans are gonna be right behind the team. Not hating any more. Come on! Here we go. And just push it. Come on. Yellow boys. Yes. Big dunk. Oh, it's a strange one. Come on. Here we go. Peanuts. There we go. Yes. Come on. Let's do this. Let's bring the phone back to Rotoglory. He's gone, he's gone. Go on. Are you fine? Go on. Big dunk. Big dunk. I don't want to shave. Great start. Great start. Oh, I can't see that. Unbelievable. Oh, unbelievable. Unbelievable. Yes! Unbelievable. What are we doing? Oh, no. Unbelievable. Go play. Oh, referee. He's playing down. Absolutely. He's playing down. Wayne Rooney, can you do something? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Peanuts. Peanuts. Peanuts. Peanuts. Oh, yes! You've got me in the box, you've got me in the box! Peanuts in low. Yes! Get in! Big dunk. What a way to start Duncan Ferguson. Oh, yes! The big match. Absolutely loving it. Campbell hasn't got a clue what day this is. Why has no one given me a job? It's beautiful. He's got one. But he's got one now. He's got Michael Shields now. But that's crossed him. Look at that Peanut. Clever play, really. That's a lovely ball. Oh. Peanut looked up. Big dunk. Making the run to the near post. Oh, man in the box. I rolled it into the bottom corner. James kicks it back. James kicks it back in. Not happy. And a great start for Everton. Steven Peanow. Peanut assist. Assist they won. Oh, Duncan Ferguson. Come on! Swept in. Won the love. Great start for the Blues. Here are the yellows as it is today. That's the toffees. Yes! Oh, yes! Duncan. Oh, football. Speed up. You offside. I know, I know, I know. They're long. Oh! Come on! Good football, good football. Campbell still fuming. Still absolutely livid. Players here. Andre. Andre, get up. Speed up. Peanut. Peanut. Boomie. Oh, it's a poor ball. But can you? He can. Oh, Jesus. He's done something outrageous. Oh, it's a long one. All right, all right, all right. You've got it. Nigel. No! Not to kill! No! No! Fuck! Classic, Evan. To go with the classic game. The Q-Boom. Giving it all up. Well done, Nigel. Well done, Nigel. You abs. What happened, mate? Don't pick with the zoom of a bad. Martin. And he was it this time. It's not forward. Let's see what's going on. It's Martin and Andre. Oh, it's against it. And your Q-Boom. They were not your Q-Boom, though. Oh, my God. Goblin up. That's a bad call. As you'll see, Evan, you can see Matt Taylor with the long ball. Nigel, mate, what are you? Stay at home. Doesn't stay at home. Kicks him against those wits, boat race. And the yak. Leave the yak. And he will score. Oh, Jesus. Score he did. Oh, my God. Come on. Well, we hope you have a clean seat, God, in the worst possible manner. Oh, oh, oh. Why have they got 2-1-1? Why have they got 2-1-1? Crouch. What a tackle. What a tackle. Nigel, Martin, don't shoot at me. Well, what has gone on at the Everton backline here? Nigel, Nigel, didn't get up on Crouch. Oh, dear me. That corner was done just enough. Well, you might as Crouch on the floor for a start. Why don't you see what happens here? Patrick Vig has kept it alive. Oh, no. He's dead with Montreux. Montreux on to Crouch. Nigel Martin. And you put it into the middle there. Oh, it's uprange. It's again by the goalkeeper. Go on. Go on. The cork and he boos one. He boos one. Almost cork. James out there. The full on boom. James does well. The cork gets passed. It's a goal. It's great for strike. What? Oh, Lee is falling back. I don't know what to say. Fegersman is ready to gobble it up. Here we go. Here we go. Big Silvan this time. Big Silvan. Big Silvan. He's won. He's silly. All right. All right. But he has to take both of his wrists. No. No, he's just got one wrist. Take some balls. But the trick is... Yeah, we're not nuts, are we? Well, through the gap. The cork. What a bully broke the lines. Can she else guess? Oh, it's full there. Fegerson. Yes. Get in. Get in. I mean, the Russian should have scored, but the big man. Get in. Two for the day. The blues have... Celebrating. Broke the lines. Yes. I mean, can she else guess? Unselfishly squaring her. That is boss. Fegerson. That's it, a beanie. Lovely ball, Lee Silvan. What a lovely ball, that is. It was behind him. It was for that to finish. That is a great finish. Yeah, that's all we need to go on. Wild. Oh. We stopped it before, Glenn. Jonson could love it. Give it. Into the cork on the net. Come on. Two-one. Just before half-time. No more mistake. Keep it. You've gone tight marking on Duncan Fegerson. Just can't keep it tight till half-time. Oh. Oh. There you are. No-one following Martin. Give Nigel Martin room to the cyber to-do. Get up. Well, that's alright. Here we go. Here we go. Duncan. You've got to be stronger, Duncan. The core superb. Send the superb. Send it to Birgley. Oh, have you done? Was it me? No, no. Birgley. Pass by Kitzy Askus. Just can't keep it tight till half-time. No more cup-bites. Ex-cup-bites. Enjoy that. Everton. As usual. Plotting around downfall. Dear me. No-one. What is that ball? It's just a shotgun ball. You're cubing with a goal and an assist today. Nigel Martin. Ex-ball. Two-two. Ah. Oh, my God. Right on that. Ah. Where do you get two minutes from? It's the yak. Ah. Entertainment. Now there's entertainment. There's entertainment. Entertainment. Duncan could just like us to be able to keep- keep all other of all. I'm dominating. I'm dominating. Two-two. No more cheap goals in this half. Let's just get this game one. Let's get off to a good start. Changes will be made, Blues. Changes will be made. This formation will never again see the light of day. I think we're utilising our players. That's all there is. I know. But I think it's shot. It's shot me out. All right. Stay calm. Stay calm. Still stay calm. What are you doing? Now we plan it. What are you doing? I don't know. Shit. Bastard. Changes have been made. Formation has been changed. Big, big moment now. Three-two down. Half an hour to play. I don't know how we're three-two down, but we are. Go on. That's brilliant. Go on. Yes. Come on. Recycle, recycle. Dunk. Yes. Hattick for the big man. What a blow from Andy Inchcliff, Dad. Come on. Big dunking. Three-three. Come on. Come on. Changes, no chance. Just when Paul Smith thought he was going to lock it down. Look at that. Backouts. I don't know how we're three-two down. It's not a ball. That is a classic. The big man. Classic. Classic bag. Oh. Cranciara. And Nomador. I don't even remember Nomador. Nomador Bulgarians. That would be very good. Come on. Twenty minutes. If you didn't include stoppers, time left. Oh. Inchcliff Beardley's got it. Go on. Go on, Beardley. Take him on slowly. You don't need to beat him for pace. Just take him on slowly. He's got it. He's got it. Oh. Not a corner. Come on. Come on, Beardley. That's chin. One chin to deal that. Inchcliff. Beardley. Oh. Cutting. Injolcian. Rovic Olwoodson changed. Orthodox. Orthodox. Just one to the right. Get to make the run. Okay. Three, two, one. I've gone. It's going to be one. It is one. Oh. Come on. Ten minutes left. Come on. Yeah. No running. The heads. No, no, no, no. No. Yes, Nigel. Brich. Brich. Brich. Brich. It's only one more. What? Don't sin. Can see how he's... Oh. Come on, big win. Ah, great. Okay. Slowly. Yeah, all right, all right, all right. I'm doing Russian. Go do Russian. There's men in there. All there's men in there. All there's unbelievable men in there. What? Reflecting on... Oh, no, big win, big win, big win. Oh, Campbell. No! Exposed. Do what you have to do. Do what you have to do. Yes! Oh, no. How do you reflect on... Opening day of the season. He's open to match, but... He's pre-programmed today. Don't kick. Oh, listen, it's a tough place to go. I'm not over. Right, here we go. Second game of the season. We're away again. I don't know whether they're having some work. I don't know, whatever. Yeah. We've brought on... We've brought Peter Baddlin, who made a big difference and in case we'll start this, we'll start with a four at the back, playing black paint. This is Shearer. The classic partnership of Shearer and Matt Jansen. I mean, everyone remembers that. It was the classic partnership. Brett Emerson. Brett Emerson, Damian Dove, Tugay. Matt Jansen. Matt Jansen. Geoff Kenneth. Glameless Shaw. Helen Henry. Henningberg. And Bradley Greedle. We've gone for the classic pink with alternative shorts. We have gone with alternative shorts. That's what we do. Come on. Three points. Let's do it. Right. Here we go. Green. We've been to the trust of greens before. They were listening. That's it. The kids. Bradley Greedle's kids. Hugh Winslock. Helen Henry. He kicked his grandma to stop a goal. In the classic... Yeah, that's all. Creepyness. Kit. Matt. Come on. We had to get it. We asked them loads of made the journey. Tim Flowers. Tim Flowers. He got a goal. Bradley Greedle. It's conservation. Come on. Massive conservation. The milkman. He's not delivering. It's not the moment. He's not delivering. And he's beaten up. It's his time. Sheeran. He's goal-sharer. The milkman. Yes. Nice one, man. Closest to the door. And I'm very nearly behind again. Fist into Ferguson. Up to Chelsea's point. Like Neil point. Ferguson's kept it. We've done him where he's going with it. Go on, Spino. Go on, Spino. Before we play that. Lovely. Oh, Speedo. That's it. Wrong way, wrong way, wrong way. These are very much playing on the counterattack. And they've opened us up again. Like a tin of biscuits at Christmas when someone comes round. Speed. What is going on here? Our legs are gone. What have you been doing? It's raining. Oh, come on. Come on, man. Everton did have Royston Drenth in the sweet train. And I know that they were... I think you're very late. A coach party turned up. About two. It looked like a party bus turned up. From Amsterdam, smoking pancakes. Big win. Yes. Go on. What's going on? Just thought the Blackburn have started the better. Yeah. The Blackburn have started knowing that. Christian Daly's on the bench. And no, they have to be at their best. Sheerat 1-0. And now it's not Sheerat, is it? Doesn't look like Sheerat. It's somewhat... Glameless, though. Glameless shocks. To be fair, that's what he deserved. But we've been awful. I don't know what's happening here. We just don't look like the same scene at the moment. We have to pick this up. We promised our fans to be better this season. They were. Go on. Go on. Alright, it's a ball. It's behind him. Why didn't he just use his right foot? Why didn't he use his right foot? He went on to... Daniel Day-Lewis meet right off there. Pulled it back onto my left foot. And he smashed it wide. That is that win in some of the battles. It's been a... What a ball. It's a chance. Great ball. Shrewing quick succession. Come on, it's coming. Look at this from Arteta. Or maybe not. Have it in corner. Arteta to take. Ball. Perfect. Yes! Yes! He delivers! He delivers! He brought you a pint of semi-skimmed and a yoghurt. And you said thank you very much and gobbled it all up. I think he brought you full fat, full thick white stuff delivered by this man, as he did do famously around Halewood when he was at Everton, apparently. There he is. There's the cross. And there he is. Neapote, bone shackle like a boom. Top in. Who in the right mind will believe he is a milkman? Built like an absolute world-class athlete. Hung like a donkey. And he hung in the air. It hung like a donkey then, yeah. Very much so. It's won a piece. Now come on. Come on! Let's dunk. There's a little flick from Duncan. He's spun. He's spun. Get round it. He'll win it. He'll win it though. Arteta, he's got the great stats. Snowden's gone. Go on, stats. Go on, stats. Stands it up Neapote. Get it! You've got the cross coming in like on her. Get it! You're going to cross the man. Woo-hoo-hoo! It's all turned round. Let's show. You're not smiling now, are you? You're fucking co-commit. Taking job with NBC in 15 years' time, are you? Aye. Come on. Great play. Great play. Look at this. Arteta, who's been our best player in this life. Look at that. Snowden using the moustache. And basically getting in between. Yes! Someone. And Brad Breedle. The shouting closed. Oh, he just sets it up. Look at that. Hennemberg fuming. And there's Beard though. Two-one. Come on. That's trying to extend this. Entertainment. Entertainment. I'm not being funny, but within two games of playing this. Not even a game in an half. I feel 100 times better than I felt at all in that other silly game you've played. Right. Aye, it's modern day play. It's so shit anyway. That kid's greedy, horrible bastard. Not interested, but we're all over the place. And there's the hinge clip. Yes! Yes, hinge clip! Come on! 50-50. Wasn't looking at the ball. So, I mean, wasn't looking at the man either. So, come with this chin here. Let's have a look. Let's see how the hinge fit. No, no, no. Oh! Full on. Break speed. Beautiful. Answering off there. Okay, that's when you do the split. The dog's gone. So, Hennemberg. Two guy, big one. Yes! That's a good one. Can she else kiss the basely? Protect the ball, basely? Great ball. Good running by Dunn. Lovely. There's men in the box. Penalty. Just hold it for Penalty to go past. Go on. First ball. Oh, apologies. Oh, no. He's drunk. Could have been out of sight at the moment. True one up. This is where they can see that the game's fought. Right on out. He said, don't do it again. He said, don't do it again. He said, don't do it again. Bastard. I said, don't do it again. Well, this is a terrific show. There she is. 2-2. We are consistent. Consistent? Shit. Very disappointing. I'm disappointed in the goalkeeper. Very disappointed. And I was saltball watching on for the bench. He may be getting a chance. All same Howard. I mean, it's a shock on the tendon. Where's the snow can go though? Bad goalkeeper. Where the snow can go? He pushed it back into Alan Jere territory. I got one man to mark and doesn't do so. Come on. Oh, that's a duck. Up, up, peanut. Bay's leech. Billion bite. Horrible. Horrible referee. Nice. It's not all right. That was a strange half of football. Come on. Goal. Snow's joining in. Joppen ball. It's the one ball. Matt Janssen. And what's my line? Matt Janssen bites. Broke back. It's broke back mountain. Goal kick. Broke back mountain. Oh, no. No one wants to see that at this stage. There's still 40 minutes left. Not with this light. That's kept it alive. Stay at your feet. What's going on? The score's going to be massive here. It could have been, like, 5-1 up. And now, you know, and get on. All right. That's all right. That's okay. We're all right. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Yeah, Nigel. Anytime you're comfortable. Goal kick, goal kick. Goal kick. Right. Come on. Yes. We love each other. Bigsons, go, go, go. He's picked up. What? Oh, no. Who was outside? I don't believe you're outside. Oh. Oh. That is cruel. That's cruel. Sometimes you've got to be cruel to the camera. No, but that watching camera. In the right measure. That watching camera. Win it, win it, win it. Come on. Yes. Go and play it. I'm nearly not flying me. Come on, come on. Yes. The oldest. Seriously. Are you ready? You're not. You're not playing foul, then? No, no, no. I don't mean that. Not bad. Come on. Okay. I'm here. Now, go. It's going in beautifully, basely. Go on! Get in there. Get in, Colin Endie. Get in, Colin Endie. You silly bit. Bigsons. Get my pat on the head. Bigsons, because I've had to get his fork. Go to the stairs, innit? Bigsons was there. The in Colin Endie said no, son. Beautiful list. Look at this. What a bore. Look at Basely. Wait. Come on, take me, son. Wait. Oh, look at Dunk. He's about to get his fork. Colin Endie. Dunk's armed it up. Yeah, but I'm fine. It's 3-2. Well, the entertainers are ahead again. I mean, you mightn't be callin' us entertains. You mightn't be callin' us. Not bad. You can't defend. But we are 3-2 up. We're 20 minutes to go. I feel like it. Go on. It's double Dunker. Go on. Go on. Make the roll. And again, big win. Well done, speed up. Go on. No. Oh! That's just it, because I thought he was off. What's he here? That's Gleeville. He's human. Figures, he must have been onside, yeah? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know how he's onside. Probably the 10th, or he... Unlucky. Dunkin's last action at the half. That's a game. I'm off you go. I'm not sure. And they've made up changes well. David, though. Oh. Tommy Graveson and Tim Kale make their first. First appearance of the season. Olly Decor as well. And the last game, just... Go on, get on it, go on. Yes! Come on, this is the moment. The Russian. This is the moment. The Russian's gone really wide. Get the Russian. Forget the Russian. Look at that. The space. He's picked up Beardsley. Oh! Got the carry done there. All right, all right, all right. Elements all to the ice. They're opened up ahead for our Tete. And he just attacked it. There's the pass now. And the early shot there for Beardsley. He's almost caught out three. Oh, come on. Let's finish it off here. Great. Let's get it done here. There's that Tete. One assist all the way from the corner. Big silver. And this time there's the run again. It's not long to some degree. It wasn't supposed to be the ball. Yeah. Win it. Go on, Tim. Won it. It was a foul, bruv. That Tete stayed out there for the court. Come on, last couple of minutes. Oh! Sambal. Sambal. I'm being flicked. Not happy at all. The referee. Keep us on. Keep us on. Keep us on. Into the mix for Cancel's, guys. That ball did you. We've got loads of space here. Can't go back to the goalie. I can't do it. It's not getting in that three points. Win it. Win it, Timmy. Well, don't, Timmy. It's a foul, referee. Come on, ref. Come on, ref. Ssss... That's a sneak. Ssss... It's not. Yeah! Points. Come on, man. Four points in the first two games. Two-way games as well. Pate that. Like that. You've been fiddled off of and that up to start. Get off. Beautiful. That. Ooh, up to third. Up to third in the Premier League table. A real beaten Arsenal. The only team in 100% row. Wimbledon. 87-19. Look at this league table. That's incredible. Look at that. Not a forest bottom. Play two lost two. Have you scored a goal yet, Forest? Come to probably, come to go to the next. Two games played, two away games. And we are third in the table. Next time we'll be at home to West Ham United. Gotta give them an iron because we ate the bastards. There you go. Thanks for watching. Road to Glory season two. It's back. Woo. Attack, classic.