 From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News! This episode is brought to you by the audiobook One Bad Night by Jason R. Davis, narrated by Darren Marlar. Here's a free sample on the audiobooks page at MarlarHouse.com. What comes to mind when you think of back-to-school prep? Stocking up on notebooks and pencils, a trip to the mall for the latest sneakers? How about watching hours of content on YouTube? Well, for Generation Z, the video platform has become an integral part of the yearly late summer ritual, providing product suggestions, style inspiration and do-it-yourself ideas. The most popular content of middle school students is hairstyles, makeup and pranks. High school students look most at advice sites, life hacks and skits. And college students are surfing mostly for advice and tech products. Do they make a Cliff's Notes version of YouTube? A woman in Germany called police to report what she thought was a bare-chested man with two big white dots on his forehead staring into her window. Well, the man turned out to be an emu which had escaped from a local zoo. I can only assume that men look a lot different in Germany. Long drives and short fuses do not mix. A recent study shows that the average couple can last only 22 minutes into a road trip before they get into their first argument. That means most couples start bickering not long after they leave the driveway. The most common cause of car crankiness is clashes over directions, with 44% of the respondents to this recent survey admitting they thought over which way to go. Seems much of the stress of driving is caused by our own partner when we're behind the wheel, which is exactly why every Sunday before heading to church I lock my wife in the trunk. Hundreds of pastors from Richmond, Virginia have signed a new statement of unity, rejecting the ideology of white supremacy and affirming that every human being is created in the image of God. According to CBN, the Metro Richmond pastors and ministry leaders who signed the statement repented for any role the church has played in the sins of racism and resolved to preach, teach and advocate against it. But then somebody mentioned that Jesus wasn't white and a fistfight broke out. Your puppy may have a better understanding of language than you think. Researchers in Budapest used fMRI to monitor 13 dogs while they listened to human speech, and the scientists discovered that the animals processed both the meaning of words and the tone in which the words were spoken, using similar areas of the brain that humans do. So your chewed-up slippers may not be because he's a bad dog but because his feelings were hurt when you said bad dog. The nation's largest atheist organization, Freedom from Religion, is demanding that Senator Marco Rubio, a Republican from Florida, stop tweeting Bible verses from his Twitter account, telling him that doing so is a violation of the United States Constitution. No, it's not. It's kind of interesting a group who's always screaming for freedom of speech when they want to say something don't believe in free speech for people that say stuff they don't agree with. Then again, this is America, so you also have the right to be a hypocrite. A new study reports that older women are doing more and more binge drinking. Usually after seeing the selection of older men available to them. In England, a farmer thanked firefighters who rescued a litter of piglets and two sows from a barn fire in February by giving them sausages made out of the animals. Well, good thing they didn't have to save his kids from the fire. The study says every droid in the workforce is going to cost six humans their jobs. Plus, they don't pick it for 15 bucks an hour. In fact, they don't get paid at all, and they're perfectly happy about it. On September 9th, in Austin, Texas, they're going to have a clown-only showing of the new movie It, based on the Stephen King novel. Because just being a Stephen King movie isn't disturbing enough. A guy in New Zealand was robbed of everything in his pockets by two men with a garden rake. So, once you anti-Second Amendment folks get the guns banned, you'll next have to work on banning garden utensils. Sears says it's going to close another 28 Kmart stores. If you see a blue light special, it might be a sale on buying the actual store. If you're already an official weirdo, please share this video on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit and other social media to help get the word out. To become an official weirdo, click that subscribe button and click that little bell next to the subscribe button to be a part of the notification squad. While you're at it, click that like button to let the world know that you're a weirdo.