 Where are you, Dion? Where are you? Get up the staircase! Dion, 4 seconds! Dion! Dion! Dion! Dion now! No! Dion! Dion! How's it going everybody? Todd's on the way here and the three idiots are back once again and this time we are playing Left 4 Dead 3. Back for blood. If you aren't aware of what this game is or this style of game basically you form a group of up to four people and try to play your way through a campaign without dying and losing all of your continues of course. So what better team than the three idiots? Of course Rhyme joins in in the later half of this video but still we got quite a competent team and I think a good chance of making it all the way through. We'll see if the zombies agree with that sentiment though. Oh Dion, come on, come here, come here. Bring it in, bring it in. Versus menu. Wait, I could challenge you? Oh no, I can't challenge you. I think we're on the same team, brother. Oh, we could go to campaign as a team. Yeah, yeah, that was for, oh, speed. Oh, shit! You want to do campaign? Yeah, a little busy getting my reps in, bro. What does this guy look like a fucking the generic coach of every high school football team right here? He's like, how tall you son? Why aren't you on my football team? So you didn't pass the clash. We'll get that taken care of for you. So why aren't you on my basketball team? We'll get that taken care of for you. Choose your deck. We have like decks and shit. I've got my Hoffman card activated. What the fuck? Oh wait, I was able to start with just us, I think. No, Ashley's here. Unless Ashley's a bot. Ashley might be a bot. No, X, X, Ashley, X, X has to be a real person. Uh, okay. Dot, are you with me? All right, let's go. You don't got to be so afraid, bro. Bro, I ain't scared of shit. I am the boss battle. That's why I'm going... Ooh, hold up. Lowering a bridge. Warning, lowering the bridge calls the whore. Does it really say that? Yes. Oh shit, I did that. Well, I mean, we had to do it anyway. Yo, shut the fuck up, zombies. I could have like mentally prepped myself first, at least. I think there is a friendly fire. I definitely just got shot in the back. Oh my god, Dotto, get out of there. There's a big guy over there. Where? Oh god. He's over there, man. Wait till he pops his dumbass head out again. I got something for him. Hello? Where's the dumbass at? I think he blew up. Did we kill him? I think he blew up and died. So, chat, how does it feel to watch, like, the POV of the greatest back-rebud players of all time? Honestly, like, I'm... Ooh, Glock X. Hey! That was mine, bro. I don't even know what I picked up, but I took a break. All right, did anybody find a toolkit? Did you hear that? Yeah, I hear some... I'm hearing some growling and some chevin'. Did anybody get a toolkit? They have nothing but find out they're breathing. Oh! Oh! Oh! Deon, Deon, please! Deon, I found Deon, please! I don't know how to save you! Thank you, Ashley. I was gonna... I don't even know how to save you. It's just like... It's just like Left 4 Dead. If you fall off a cliff, you'll get, like, a falling animation. God. Fuckin' left you for one second. Yeah, you left me for dead. Except this is Back to the Blood. Legally, we do have to state this is Back to the Blood and not Left 4 Dead. I came back for blood, bro. Oh, my God! Whoa! Oh, shit! Whoa! I think I killed it. God, this aim... Fuck you! Dude, this aim assist is too much. Do they expect babies to play this game? Just like Left 4 Dead. But this is Back to the Blood, legally. I'm good. I'm good. Bro, I am fucking nice. Yelp wasn't because I'm a bitch. That Yelp was because I was confident. Birds can alert the hordes. Birds are like cars. Are they zombie birds? What the fuck? So what? Should I just eat the birds away? No, no, no! No! No, you idiot! It was the opposite! No! You just leave them alone! No! No, no, no, no! There's a lot of them! No shit! There's a lot of them! Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! Fuck you! See, I just had to add a little spice. Bro, you are a mess! What do you mean? There better be some fucking paper towels in here. We are fucking covered in blood. If the game says don't touch the birds, they'll startle the horde and Dion chews the birds. That's not my point. At that point, I... What are you talking about? What are you talking about? If you say the birds alert the horde, then my first instinct is, okay, I have a gun, and I can prevent these birds from doing so if I just fucking kill them. Well, guess what? I didn't realize that they had ultra instinct and could dodge my bullets. The idea is that they squawk, dude. They'll squawk, and the horde will hear them, dude. Shut up! Two for one special! I literally played God of War once. Come here. That's fucking embarrassing. That's not me, Triv. Fucking idiot, bro. You know that shit was embarrassing. The only thing I don't like so far, even though there's no friendly fire, I don't like that. It gives me like an alert that I'm being shot by my teammate. Like, okay, it's not hurting me, so don't scare me like there's a zombie behind me. I'm backing up! I'm backing up! What is he only looking at me? Is it my complexion? Molly going out. I missed him somehow. I missed the fucking guy. Woo! Oh my God, Bonnie Vangelro! Auto-Aim guide me to his weak voice. I need to find a safe spot. Oh my God, he's got Bonnie Vangelro! No! No! No, Bonnie Vangelro! Oh no, Dion. He's turned his eyes toward me. No, no! He's got... Wait, where'd he go? I don't know. Look at that pussy running, bro. Yeah, you fucking bitch, dude. Fucking coward, bro. Bro, Bonnie Vangelro got his fucking ass kicked. If we can talk about that real quick. Bro, I think he deserved it, bro. My man got his fucking shit wrong. It's one of those games where they have... Woo! Woo! Oh yeah, that guy just blows up. That guy just fucking blows up. Oh, there's a lot in there. Hello. There's a few. He's back! Our old friend is back. All right, time to pull out the heavy artillery. Oh, and he is pissed this time. Frag out! I'm gonna just back up a little bit. Fuck off. Bonnie Vangelro, that guy did you... Oh, in there. Did he get grabbed? Oh, shit! What do you mean, get in there with your axe, bro? Unless you pussy. Bro, I'm not pussy. What's up, bitch? Yeah, bitch. Yeah, you don't like that, do you, bitch? Yeah. Yeah, I play Demon Souls. Get his ass, get his ass. Yeah, bitch! I've never been pussy. Pilt different. Run for it. I don't know. But help make his presence known again, I'm sure, if we wait. Fucking jump it from bush to bush. Where'd he go? I don't know. How do I... How do I... Okay. Okay. I could've been... I could've been worse, I guess. Why would you do that? I don't know, it seemed like the right idea at the time. I hear a giant monster now. I do as well. You know what? I'm going for it, bro. I'm not a pussy. Bro, I'm not pussy. I've never been pussy. Deon! I'm a pussy! Deon! I want to be a pussy! I want to live to be a pussy! I'm scared, I'm a bitch! Run! I'm getting across the bridge. I've decided to live. I choose to live. I don't want to be brave. I want to live. Shut up, bitch. What did that zombie say? What did he say? What? Chow! Did you...what? Did you say the n-word? Did anybody...what? Wait, what did he say? Did anybody hear that? I don't know, like... Hold on, hold on, Dada. We are on a bridge, so... No, I... I said I'm saying it! What did that zombie say to me? Maybe the gamer moment got the better of us. What? There's no way I heard that right. We are in fact on a bridge. Oh, see, we're about to go on a boat? Not on the bridge back for blood. Not on the bridge, dude. Garing into the ferry. This place is rather nice. This is some whole-ass Mario Kart map. Deon! Deon, I've got it! Deon, I've got it! Deon! I've got it! I've got it! I've got it! Deon, hold it together, man. We're almost at the meet-up spot. Oh, wait, we have to plant the explosives. Shit, we don't listen. All right, I picked up one. Where do I plant it? On the ferry, I think. I wasn't... I got to go back on this ship? No, wait, Deon, I'll come with you. I got the other explosive. No, you're right, it is. Oh, my God! Get on the... My battery's low. We have to get back on the ferry, Deon. All right, just remember, Dotto. Wait, do we...? Let's just do what we got to do. Let's just do what we got to do. Fuck you, bitch, fuck you, bitch, fuck you, bitch! Oh, his eyes! Deon, they're taking me! I'm trying, bro! I'm trying! All right, I need a heal. I need a heal. I'm planting these... All right, they're planting. We got to plant it! There's a staircase! Staircase, go up the staircase! Go up the staircase! None of time! Staircase! Staircase! I'm out of breath! There's a... Don't let that motherfucker grab you! I don't have time to shoot him! It's a staircase. Staircase, they're actually going up the staircase. It's a staircase. It's a staircase. Something's growling. Something's rumbling and tumbling. Where are you, Deon? Where are you? Why did you go that way? No, it's not. Did you take it wrong way? Ashley came to save you. Get up the staircase! You got eleven cents! Ashley! No! Ashley, get off the boat! Ashley! They were so young. Did you see what happened to me? They were so young, chat. Bro, I got fucking... Fucking Spider-Man stuck on the fucking thing right on the last second. I could have made it. They were so young, chat. Oh my God. They didn't have to go out like that. Yo, something is growling. Ah! What the fuck? What the fuck? Ah! Ah! What's happening? Ah! Ah! Ah! I got you. Was that the game's equivalent of The Witch? What? You, you bitch. I thought it was stuck. I was coming to put it out of its misery. Oh my God. But why do I feel fear? Deon! Watch out, Deon! And that big fuck's gonna get me too! Oh my God! I can't run. I can't run. They're all over. Fuck off! And it's literally Call of Duty Controls. Don't get killed by zombies. And don't stay on boats longer than you have to. Fuck you. Oh, a pipe bomb! Oh! Oh, thank God. Yes. Bro, this thing's got crazy fire rate. Oh! Oh, there's already a big guy. Alright, he's dead. I got him. Why is this so powerful? What the fuck? Oh God, it has parasitic worms. Bro, this is the spooky level, bro. Bro, you got held down just like I did in that cabin. What the fuck happened to these turtles? Hey, don't come through. What the fuck happened to these turtles, bro? Oh my God! It's a turtle. Oh! Are we gonna not attack the big guy who just stayed in there? It's a turtle massacre. Wait, maybe these are... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Maybe these... These are squeaky toys. These are squeaky toys. These are not real turtles. Well, we have to be careful, bro. What if this alerts the zombies? If it does, I already squeaked up a goddamn store. Could not be me. Opening the safe room door will call a horde. Hey, guys! I know I'm not. I'm waiting for you guys to get here. What, open the door? I think I just heard somebody snarl and growl. I'm opening it. Fuck this shit. Get inside. Get indoors. Get indoors. Get indoors. Oh shit, we gotta build up a barricade? Ashley, get inside. Ashley! Ashley! Come on, hurry up. We gotta build a barricade. How do we build? I think I just build. I'm just holding down these windows. Get... I'm not doing anything. Get the windows. Get the windows. Get the windows. Get the windows. Get the windows. Oh, no! Wait, you wouldn't destroy my windows. Oh, fuck! You little bitch. You little bitch. Shut up, shut up. Shut up. One more one more one more. What is going on with every- Oh, this big guy. Oh my god! We did it, we did it, we did it. We did it, we did it. We can get out of video games. That's what I'm saying. That's not even climactic, we're just too good at games. Come on. Let's go. Yo, that's up, something called fashion police on that zombie. What are you wearing? Shut the fuck up. Look at your character, don't oh don't judge me. Look at this bro Or you look like a fucking boy scout fuck you Oh great rhyme scared the fucking birds Oh god, yeah, if you alert the birds they I'm throwing a pipe. I'm throwing a pipe bomb Yeah, run to the run to the glowing pipe. Oh, let me throw a little sum sum to Dane I hear something large Normal something foreboding this way comes I didn't realize I was surrounded what is going every What whoever said come on sounded like trunks come on The androids Oh There's a little sticky situation. All right. I shot your little All right, something's pissed something is pissed about Not good not good I want to be good again All right, I'm throwing my second pipe bomb fuck this shit Go to the pipe bomb go to the pipe bomb go to the pipe bomb. Just let me through Please be pardon me. I just want to be saying God dude did somebody alert every bird in the fucking universe because I'm looking through this hole And it is just zombies for days Get off of you piece of shit I'll just stand together. We're stronger together. Oh, come on. It's gotta be ending No, I'm I'm going now Big guy big guy coming in. We don't survive. I'm dead We survive these we survive these please sir. Please please sir I'm down. I'm down. There's no way If any of you are just if any of you are up just go for it We need to go for it if we get up Ashley if we get up, I think we just need to go for it. Protect us. We need to go for it Just run for it go for it. Just go for the hole make your run for it The truck literally said time the truck said time to run All right, yeah, apparently we're supposed to run through There's a load of barnacles. We missed the trucks and we're supposed to just run through So we do we want to just run past that part when we died? Yes, we just want to keep so we activate the tow truck and then right when that Door is open. We gotta just throw something in there to like stun them or kill a bunch of them at once And then we just got a sprint. I have a pipe bomb. So that'll draw Not the fun with the birds. Yeah, don't fuck with the energy. There it goes Well, this could have been real easy to deal with if we didn't fuck with those birds and now And now here we go. Fuck it with birds again. All right, are we going? Are you ready? All right. It's time operation push through As soon as we get as soon as we can we get through there? Hold on. Let's just look over there Don't shoot. Go left. Yeah, how long he left? I go go go go go Ryan's triggered all the birds Dino just doesn't care about his friends Dino we don't run. Ryan's going. I'm going fuck this shit I threw two pipe bombs Rob Ryan's triggered all the birds just run for it You're so selfish This is Dorya though. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Get to the door and turn back and help Ashley make it I don't know if Ashley made the run Run Ashley, run! Run! But they're good. We're good. Did Ashley get in? Did Ashley get in? She's in but I don't know if this door is gonna hold up. All right Well then let's get the fuck out of here. Let's not stick around and find out We can go upstairs. Let's get the fuck out of here. We can just get a fucking Chas Get the fuck out of there! Run! Run! Just get the fuck out of there! Man, I don't want to be here anymore, man. Get into the safe room. Oh, that means we're almost there. Oh my god, Dotto, I came out to help and you're just surrounded. I know. I got surrounded pretty quickly. Oh! Rhyme's getting fucked up. If anybody could help you out. There's a lot up here. Yeah, that's why I wouldn't have recommended going by yourself. Dotto! There's a menu up here. We made it pretty far for a couple of goopers. We did. You know, we did. Safe room! Safe room! Safe room! Safe room! Safe room! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in, Ashley! Get in, Ashley! Ashley! Ashley, don't fight the good fight! Oh my god. Oh my god. I think we got out of that one by the skin of our teeth. God, dude. I got a grenade in the hole. The Tec-9? Damn, I got a little Tec-9. Okay. I regret to inform you. I don't know for sure, but this looking kind of like a boss area up here. Well, this is the final act. Oh! Oh! I didn't make me slip! Guys! Guys! Dion! Dion! I'm watching you! I'm watching you! Woo! I can see how you slipped! I lost so much health already! Wait, where's the ammo for this shit? Oh, is this the ammo? I already got it. I already got it. There. Alright, fire it. I got another one. I got another one. Where do I lie? I don't think... Can we get another one? Get some space. I'm dead. That difficulty spike is no joke. I got jump! What the fuck? No, I'm telling you, there's a bunch of other ammo around. I think we have to shoot it multiple times. I don't know, though. Unless there's another thing to shoot. Oh, yeah. Somebody clear it. Clear it. Clear it. Clear it. Clear it. You have to clear it, dumbass. Clear it. Clear it. Clear it. I still don't understand what I was supposed to do, but good job. Somebody shoot the zombies for me, please! Somebody shoot the zombies! Is somebody hitting me from behind? I thought that was fucking friendly fire. They got to change the fucking color of that shit, man. I know. They got to make it like yellow. Or who cares? It doesn't hurt me. Is it clear? Hold on. There's another... How would serve ammunition over here? Alright, pick it up. Pick it up. I got it. Clear it. Don't forget to clear it. Did you clear it? Or is it being fired right now? It's firing. Alright, we did it. Alright, escape in the Humvee. Get in the car! Get in the car! Get in the car! Is everybody in the car? Get in the fucking car! There's no ammo. I already used it all. Is everybody in the car? We're in a car drive! I don't know how to... Am I driving? Ashley, get in the car! Ashley, get in the car! Ashley, get in the car! Just get in the car! This dude is like, not a fight. We out of this bitch. Fuck this place. Let's go!