 Hi. How goes it? Good. That's good. Not so good for women, though. So? Yeah. They're women. That's true. The United States government doesn't seem to care about women at all. Have they ever? No. Yeah. Josh! Hey, welcome back to our stupid directives of Corbin. I'm Rick. Wow. America, baby. Sincerely. Not in a good way. Sincerely. We can tell you, we're really happy that we live in California and not Texas or Georgia. Because at least we've got that. Until 2024. Anyways, that's all this is about. No, it's not. But this is, if you're watching this, reforming us today when the, when, yeah. It's America is going down the shitter. But you know who's not? The Bad Shove Bollywood, Shahrukh Khan. He's celebrating 30 years in Bollywood today. What? 30 years. What? And I'm 30. So you can say, Shahrukh Khan is my dad. I was going to say, I was going to phrase it literally on my mouth, my tongue were the words, Shahrukh Khan is your daddy. Yes, he is. He is your daddy. I need a shirt to say Shahrukh Khan is my daddy. Yes, Khan is my daddy. Get on it! And find some pose with him and Kajal and superimpose your face on her. Shahrukh Khan. Preferably with big red lips right behind you. Just kissing my neck. Yeah, with the big red lips behind you on that farm. Anyways, the Bad Shove, I think that's his nickname, the Bad Shove Bollywood. It is, the Bad Shove, I've never heard that. Hold on, is that another one of his nicknames? I thought it was Salami Nips, what's going on? Pretty sure it's, well, no, like his official name. That is his official name. No, not here. Oh. I could have swore, yeah, I think it's like something like the Bad Shove Bollywood. If he was truly a legend, like of all legends, we would be able to interview him in person and he'd show up and before he came, he would have done something so that while he was talking to us, he would open his shirt and he would have already taped big pieces of Salami on his nipples and made us eat it off of each nimble. Anyways. That's my dream. Gotta live for something. This is kind of an edit to celebrate Shahrukh Khan's 30 years in Bollywood. So this isn't like an evolution thing, this is just like a highlight reel. No. Well, it's a bunch of different stuff. There's clips of him speaking, kind of just to celebrate the biggest superstar in the world who can't hope to have the fandom of Taylor Swift. I was going to say, is he really the biggest superstar in the world because Kylie Minogue, she's pretty big. I don't know who that is. You don't remember Kylie Minogue? Oh, some of you do. Not bigger than Shahrukh Khan. It was a joke. Like our intro. Does it count? She's a girl. Not if she's from America. But anyways, yeah. Okay, great. So this is a little edit to celebrate. Sorry, Andrani's not here right now for that. She would enjoy, she enjoys all things SRK. Does she not enjoy some things at all? No, she enjoys all things SRK. In fact, probably this evening, we'll bust out our cosplay where I'm him and she's... Sorry. We've spoiled a little too much. She'd be Ronnie McCurge's who she'd be. When I came to Mumbai to work, I had lost everything in my life. So, you know, my parents and it was very sad. We had no money and we had a sister who was Radha Khan well at that time. And I just got married. I had no house. So I could not think anything can be worse than this. So in a strange way, the negativity in my life made me feel. So whatever I got, whether it was, you know... So I just went into work and I said, This is not good. I was able to become a movie star in Mumbai. It's a very famous line. Which my friends and I have written in our book. Because I'll open Mumbai one day. So... God of acting! Remember that. Ready, Rick? Ready, Rick? Then... I like this remake. Me too. Right? S-R-K S-R-K S-R-R-K S-R-R-K S-R-K S-R-R-K S-R-R-K Yeah! You are the greatest. But what he's achieved is all his own work. The credit goes to the man himself. So he could have been a superstar by looking at him? Only his mother could have been a superstar, no one else. You feed up with my head, but I made sure that all of you get some smiles when you see my face. Thank you. He's got to do that little thing surprising fans like that they've been doing with a lot of you. Yeah. Next year? We've been there. He did not show up for us though. It's a good view. Dave, they're like, who's that dude with the white beard? They're working. They're attached to my parents and I do miss them a lot. I do miss them a lot, especially now that I'm successful because I would like them to see parts of it. And I think the only way I can stop myself from going into depression like my sister has is to get up in the morning, weigh makeup and be someone else. Hmm. See? Asharuka is one of Bollywood's most prominent actors who's been at the forefront of the Indian film and television industry for over 30 years. Forbes have called him one of the biggest movie stars in the world and Newsweek have named him among 50 of the world's most powerful people. He's used his influence to help others. He's also got to feel awkward, man. Right? When you're at that, it's got to feel awkward. Just people yelling these superflatives at you. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Romance. From the last of the stars. From the last of the stars. Yeah. It's got to be awkward being at that level. I hear that. Actors that are known. Even here you get actors like Angel Garfield, Tom Holland, and they're at a certain level and they get it. They get it. Even at that level. You're amazing. But now at Pacino Street, I mean there's very few people at Charwokan's stardom level in terms of the amount of fandom he gets. No. And people calling him God, essentially. No. Like you're talking Elvis, Michael Jackson, it's that status. There's no actor in America that's at the level of SRK. No one. Comes close. The only thing that comes close are the superstars of music that we've had. And the closest I could think to that right now, and he's beloved by more people, would truly be like right now flaming hot is Harry Styles and Taylor Swift, Adele, but even they don't touch. Technically Johnny Depp right now. Yeah. Yeah. But I think... He's not even... Not only in the numbers of people, but the kind of adulation. Like Letterman said, this doesn't happen in my house. I promise you, Bieber, no one's showing up at their house every week and putting numbers like that where the cops have to come just because there's nothing going on that week except we want to be at SRK's house. He is... I don't think there's any argument that there's no bigger star on earth. No, absolutely not. What's your favorite SRK movie? Not Performance, your favorite film. Yeah, I was going to say because I initially go to the actor. Your favorite film that you could watch most? Or is it still, my name is kind of... No, I can't watch that one a lot because that one has some heaviness in it that I don't want to experience all the time, which is what's great about great dramas like that. That's a tough way. The one I could probably watch the most, even though it does get emotional as well, that I would just enjoy watching, surprisingly, would be Swadesh. Yeah. I could watch that one over and over again. It's got enough of the emotion to get me, but not make me feel down. I feel inspired at the end of Swadesh. There aren't points and knowing how it's going to work. You get the combination of the fun-loving SRK and the grounded Thespian. That's probably my favorite one. What, you, Sam? No, I know. For you, it's Devdas. For sure. Your ultimate... My favorites are the three that are about to come next to you. They're going to be the best. No, I could probably watch... DDLJ is so fun. K3G over and over. Yeah, K3G and DDLJ, they're right there. I don't have to think. They're so fun. I don't have to think at all. It's just you turn it on, you're like, oh, this song's on. Laugh and have a good time. Oh, Poo's coming on the channel. I would say on a rainy day, where you just want to have a... DDLJ, Pooch Coach Oda Hai. Yes. Those are just fun. Yeah. You could just turn them on. But there's a thing about Shahrukh Khan. He has such charisma, which is what we were saying. You're Zara, man. Yeah, of yours are. I think you said that was your favorite, actually. That is like... After we watched it. But that's deep. Yeah. Again. Like, my name is Khan. There's some depth and emotion. I'm crying at the end of your Zara. There's a reason certain films like DDLJ, K3G, Coach Coach Oda Hai work, even though they might be over the top and this kind of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes somebody would say cringe stuff going on. It's because he just has this charisma about him and it's endearing quality, which is what wasn't working for me in the beginning of Rangila. They were trying to do similar kind of acting. Right. And I was like, okay, but we don't have the loveability of the Shahrukh Khan here even though obviously I think Amir Khan... I'm not saying Amir Khan doesn't have charisma. It's just different. It's very... There's a likeability factor that is there. That's different. And I think it's obvious if you're an SRK fan and you've watched him for a long, long time, every time you revisit those films, it just deepens. But I think that likeability factor is there at the outset. Like, I'd really like to know people who see like for their very first SRK film if it's DDLJ. I can't imagine they don't walk away. If they're prepared for the silliness, I can't imagine they don't walk away liking him and feeling good with him on screen. Also something he said, he was like, the only way I can not go into depression is by putting on makeup and pretending to be somebody else. It's a very Johnny Depp thing. Very Johnny Depp thing. A lot of actors. A lot of actors. A lot of actors don't actually like themselves. They prefer being other people. They prefer being other people. It's more common than you would think. Yeah. It's the same stereotype of like a lot of comedians are sad and they like to make people laugh because they themselves aren't joy-filled inside. It happens a lot. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, that was fun. Sorry, headphones, you might have had some issues with the sound. That might have hurt. The audio was all not mixed well. But it was clearly put together with love. Yeah, it was clearly wonderful. Let us know what your favorite Shahrukh Khan film is and what should be our next Shahrukh Khan film. What we're watching next year. Oh, those three. Those three. But then also, she here, but I don't know if you know on Twitter. So you might not have heard. No, I know. You know that road trip film with Priyanka and Karina and Aliyah? Yeah. Farhan was directing? Uh-huh. It got shelved. Oh. Permanently? I don't know. Okay. But he's now working on Don Three. Okay, we gotta get on the Don Films now. We've gotta get on the Don Films now. Everybody's very excited that Farhan has now decided to start working on Don Three finally. I mean, I'm just not working on the script. We got plenty of time. Hey, if you need some white dudes who need to have their ass kicked by SRK, we'd be pleased. I'll do it shortlist. Let us know what your favorite Shahrukh Khan film is. What should be our next Shahrukh Khan film that we should watch is down below. And happy 30 years to the bunch of bellywood! Yeah, you look great for 85.