 335 pounds of pure athleticism. This is what would happen if Patrick Mahomes had the Jemarcus Russell diet, but was also as fast as Michael Vick. So EA dropped a William Perry quarterback card. William Perry is a legendary D-tackle. His nickname was The Fridge, because he's literally the size of a fridge. And in my head, I thought, oh, this is fun. It's gonna be a gimmick card. You know, that might be kind of funny. And then I saw his stats. He has the fastest quarterback in the game with 94 speed. He has 96 throw power, the most throw power in the game. He has 91 short, 90 mid and 90 deep accuracy. He has 95 throw under pressure. He has 95 throw on the run. He has 97 play action. And if that wasn't enough, he has 94 strength. He has 93 jump. I don't even know if William Perry can actually jump. Like in real life, I don't know if he could get both feet off the ground at the same time. Also a huge thank you to my money back hack, Upside, for sponsoring today's video. 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Make sure to check it out with that link in the top of the description and enjoy the rest of the video. Undoubtedly this is my favorite card in the game right now but they didn't even stop there. He has unique special X-Factors and crazy good discounted abilities. Your two unique X-Factors are either Escape Artist or Truz. You get either of them for 10 plays straight and after those 10 plays it deactivates and you could activate it again although it's pretty difficult. Truz makes it so you can't fumble. Escape Artist gives you improved scrambling speed and leaving the pocket. Truz is nice but Escape Artist is a lot more fun so I'm gonna be running Escape Artist. You could get Hot Route Master if you wanted to use him as a true quarterback but honestly my goal today is to go crazy like Michael Vick except the 335 pound edition so I won't be using Hot Route Master. He has three discounted abilities. You could either run Fast Break, Human Joystick, or Evasive. All three are hilarious. I'm gonna run Fast Break because I plan to run a lot of design QB runs. I'm gonna be using the Ravens Playbook which is obviously catered to Lamar Jackson. A funny idea I've used before is Leap Frog which prevents fumbles while hurtling so if you're out in the open field you can just hurdle and never fumble. Instead of this though I'm gonna run Bulldozer for more powerful truck animations. If you successfully get the truck animation you're not gonna fumble so I just wanna run through people. And then Gunslinger he actually gets for free so he's guaranteed to have an incredible quarterback ability for zero cost. All of that in total is four AP so we still have AP to use elsewhere on this team. There are strategy items specifically for zero chill players that give you a lot of really good boosts. The chill out strategy item gives you plus one speed and plus two strength amongst a lot of other things but those are the only ones that we can use. So if you were wondering the six foot two 335 pound William Perry has the exact same speed as Tyree Kill. Yup, Madden 24 Ultimate T. We've got an all 90 overall offensive line. I put Lynchpin on Corey Linsley for better blocking. I've got Tony Gonzalez, Tyree Kill, Jordan Addison and Mack Hollins to throw to. Keaton Mitchell's in the back field with me and defensively we have the middle linebacker Rob Gronkowski so no matter whether on offense or defense we'll have some really fun cards to use. Raven's offense, Chief's defense. We might even see a little bit of triple option today my new favorite offense. We're gonna hop into a much champions game so we get five minute quarters. Let's have some fun boys, William Perry, Rob Gronkowski, Jordan Addison, what we got baby? Buckner Wash, all right. And now with all videos like this I like to try and break a record and the record for the most rushing yards in a single game by a quarterback is held by Colin Kaepernick. He rushed for 181 yards in 2013. So my goal today is to beat that. We take this drive over at the eight I've got escape artists activated. Might have to start out with a throw. That's a beauty. This ball, William Perry, one for one 26 yards. I can't start out just running because as soon as he puts on all those QB spies I'm gonna be in trouble. So I have to like, I gotta bait him. I gotta bait him into thinking I'm passing, I'm passing and then we'll break a big one. That or of course we just run triple option like an absolute psychopath. Here we go. Irv Smith Jr. is the middle handoff key, pitch it. Beautiful pitch, Keaton Mitchell. I love triple option. Just gonna hand this one off. Ooh, nice cutback by Keaton to make that a first down. Gonna go back to a pass. Right over the top Tony G's. Ooh, I'll be honest. I don't really know what happened there. Second to 10. He does not guard eight. You gotta guard that first in 10. William Perry, nice dot. Put a little wheel route on Keaton Mitchell here just in case that free forms there. Doesn't look like it's gonna be but the step up of the middle, I gotta truck him. No, William Perry, no. Maybe I should have gone to leaf frog and just hurtled right there or I could have gone with truss and bought an unable to fumble. That's a bummer, tough start. Second to six. He's got his half back, sort of. Third and six good defense. Maybe we get a stop here. Gonna send a hot blitz here. Let's see if his half back has a route. No, he's blocking. Gronk up the middle, I got him. Almost picked it. Fourth and six from the 20. All right, here we go. Dropping everybody into coverage. Guessing pass. Fourth and six, huge play. I see over the middle. I see the dig. I see the deep dig, no. Nice work. Nice conversion. Kind of expect a handoff now. Good. Oh, I missed an avalanche. That's a bummer. Missed an avalanche, can't be missing those. Second and one. Oh, bad ball. Really bad ball. Justin Reed, great man coverage. All right, we got another option on offense here, baby. I still got a scape artist. Go ahead, William Perry, just kidding. I'm predetermining. I can't predetermine something like that. You know, it's just gotta happen. Easy check down. There's Keaton Mitchell wide open. Don't get the juke there. I'm going to Tyreek. Nice catch Tyreek. Oh, was that dropped? Notice how that ball kind of like completely fell out of his hands. Whatever. Gonna go play action here. Let this set up. Oh, are we fast enough? Hey, we have vaded for a good amount of time there. I'm going to go QB Blast here. Second and 10. Take me home. Or Aaron Donald could blow the whole playoff. Third and nine, big conversion. I got underneath Tony G. It's going to make it a more manageable fourth down. I just want to do something so stupid here. All right guys, I don't care if this works or not. I'm running fucking triple option. And I'm not giving it to her, Smith. I'm getting out in the open. Give it, pitch it, pitch it, fuck it. I said I don't care. Clearly I care. Dude, that's so free if you just pitch it. I'm so sad, bro. I had this beautiful triple option play all chalked up in my head. Second and 10. Faking the splits here. Ooh, that one was a nice throw. I didn't think you'd have the first and 10. It's going to go with the handoff, Abel. Unlucky spot to do it because we can't fall right back on it. But damn, that was a big game. Think we have one more play with Abel Edge? Yeah, we have one more play with Abel Edge. I have a feeling he won't do that again. Get there. Dude, he really wants those and they're just not open. Winfield's still up. Wait, just a minute, Winfield. Antoine Winfield, very nice play right there. Try and tell me not to run triple option. See how that goes for you, bud. So that's interesting. When I run triple option to the left, it lets me pitch it. But if I run it to the right, it won't let me pitch it. At least it won't let me pitch it quickly, you know? I think Bobo can just run a fucking hitch and be fine. Interesting. All right, third and 10. We're really struggling right now. Just going to take whatever I can get. Nice move. Oh my God, that move was so sick. Deja Vu, gentlemen, fourth and four. Do I run this to Tyreek? What the fuck even is this play? As much as I'd love to be a dumb idiot, I'm not running that. Okay. Gotta go to A. Great ball! Perry, dude. That's off the opposite side. That's a very difficult throw for a right-handed quarterback. But it's an easy throw for William Perry. I might free form to X here. The feds can't stop me. Yep, the feds can't stop me. Second and 10. Everybody is boxed. Give one to Addison. He catches a nice contest to catch, but damn, that was some good defense. What do we got? Third and eight. Fourth and eight. I don't want a field goal. Field goal is beta shit. I'm going for it. I don't care if not a single point is scored today. Let's get the decoy Tony G moving over here, yeah? Should make him think I'm going to Tony G? No, stop it! TJ Watt is fucking deleting my O-line. This is the battle of mid. This is a mid-off. Who is gonna be more mid? I'm not running this in. I'm leaving it for William Perry, but me and you are having a mid-off right now and I think I'm winning. Or no, you're winning because you're more mid than me. Gun heavy Raven, QB Blast. I'm gonna call a bunch of fake audibles. I'm gonna get him thinking this is a pass or maybe just same thing other side, fuck it. Let's go William! God, I suck. Maybe that's all we needed to get our mojo back. You know what I mean? I was wrong. I hate how bad offensive linemen are in men. They're just so stupid. They're all morons. Nobody knows how to properly double team. Oh, he dropped that, did he? Oh no. Guys, I'm just goofing around at this point. But you know what? William Perry is now bending the end zone one time and I plan to keep that up. I plan to do it another time. It's hard to get him any yards right now though with the way his D-line is playing. I'll be blocking five against three and I can't even get out of the pocket. Ooh, nice ball. RPO, is this an RPO? No. Nice ball. Damn, that was unlucky. He's up to the two now. I'm run committing middle. That was a good call, Matthew. Let's get it, baby. Second and goal from the three, pushed him back a yard. What's he gonna try here? How's he gonna get in the end zone? He hasn't done it yet. I kind of expect him to do the same thing. It's an RPO this time, but it's bottled, Martin Emerson. Absolutely blew that up. I'm calling the time out. I'm not letting you chew the clock. You gotta earn this, buddy. Does he do another RPO? I wouldn't be shocked if he did another RPO. This does not look like an RPO to me. If it is, I just don't know which one it is. It is an RPO. Of course it is. 10-24, 10-24. It's honestly a miracle that I stopped his RPO the first time. Get how hard it is to stop these RPOs, bro? He gave me too much clock. He gave William Perry way too much clock though. 37 seconds against the goat. Good luck, bud. Maybe I'll just beam Jordan Edison for a bazillion yards. Let me go keep Mitchell out the backfield here. That went virtually nowhere. Gotta burn our time out a little early. And by a little early, I mean super fucking early. I don't know what I wanna do here. Ooh, but I really like that. He's trying to cut me off, but nice route, Tony G. Can we do a little more of that? Damn. I wasn't even like, I couldn't have even caught that. Damn, he's gonna score too. He's just gearing for a field goal, calls the time out there. I don't actually know what he's doing. 59 yard field goal? I feel like that's pretty doable. I don't see why he can't. No, you did not just catch that. Alrighty. I guess it's my fault through a stupid ball. You should on-site kick this. I'm determined to get an on-site kick today. Do you believe Travis Kelsey does not? He will not allow it. Interesting past decision, Michael Vick. You know what's crazy? That's Michael Vick's fourth interception and I have six points. There's something so criminal about sitting in the pocket and throwing with William Perry quarterback, you know? Like, yeah, you could pick up the yards and you could score the touchdown. It's not the way he was meant to be used. That's all there is to it. But at the same time, I want to win the game. So let's do what we can to win this game. Okay. You know, I dive like an idiot like that a lot and I don't fumble that much. I think William Perry might specifically be fumble prone. Like maybe to tone down his crazy stats. Hey, I like what you're doing. See, like right there, like I would have fumbled that ball. I respect him for showing love to the playbook though. Nice pass, nice catch, 33. Who will win the battle of mid? Wait, that is blanking. Is this a run play? Oh yeah, we made the dude. I actually blitzed the safety and the corner on that side. He got eight yards. Hello, they'll play action now? No, same thing. There's grown. Fumbles have their bed in this game. This might be a record for the amount of fumbles I've ever personally seen in a game. I think we're sitting at six, six fumbles. All right, Reek, I'll give you one, buddy. Calculated, this game is easy. That was the freest throw of my life. Keaton Mitchell, calculated free, easiest throw of my life. I'm scared to go in the open field. That was so unbelievably close to his user. That's disgusting. Might try and go Addison for the tutty here if he's there. Oh, Addison's got him. Addison's got him, but he's not in. First in goal. I need to play. I need gun heavy Raven. He thinks I'm doing it. Dude, I hate when they go William, go William. Dude, stop, touch back. This guy's a bum. He's actually the most fumble prone card I've ever used in my whole life. That is not an exaggeration, bro. I've used so many quarterbacks. I've ran like an idiot with so many quarterbacks. Nobody has ever fumbled seven times in a game or five times in a game. Oh my God. I guess it makes sense. Like he probably shouldn't be good at running the ball. I'm just so sad. Ooh, nice route. Little escape route there. Boom. Michael Vick has four interceptions. They fumbled twice. I have one interception I fumbled five times. It's six to 10. That was criminal though. We are right there. I think he even stuck the ball out and he fumbled it through the back of their end zone. Oh, nice hit. We're hitting hard though. We're hitting hard. Oh my God, boys. Well, okay, so if he gets a field goal, he's up by seven, so the game is still truly winnable. That would have been such a nasty play. Dude, I gotta watch that bag. Maybe the ref's got it wrong. Maybe that was a touchdown, dude. Do you think this is a stretch run? No, play action. I just pulled just some readout, which is bad. I kind of need him on this play. Probably actually a run. Actually no, tight end attack maybe. What do we think here? Oh no, actually a run. Nice defense. We're all over that. Second and 10. Just gotta keep him out the end zone. We'll keep him out the end zone. We're doing just fine. Play action. I have this so bottled. Third and 10, good to do it. We're just holding the field goal. We get William Perry down there. We score. We go for two. We win the ball game. That's the plan of attack, I'd say. I just got a fucking encroachment. And I stopped him. That hurts. Third and five. RPO handoff, pain. If you really wanted to, you could just run RPO every play and you'd score all the time. It's how this game works. I don't really know what this is. Could be an RPO. Do it, do it, do it, do it. Throw something, throw something. Diabolical. Second and goal from the nine. That was good defense. If he runs the balls, what I'm worried about. Second and goal, boys. Okay. Great defense intercepted by Will Anderson. You bet your sweet ass I am not running this in. This will be a William Perry touchdown. Get out. It's a battle of mid. Who will win? If you don't like the battle of mid, then you don't like football. William Perry can't even fucking QB sneak. You can't push, push. Wait, are you serious? You're the fattest piece of shit I've ever seen in this game. And you can't push, push. Oh my God, you're actually lying. There's no way. He's not even in goal line. He has 2D linemen and Josh fuck. Oh, that's Ted Hendricks, I think. What? What? What? Wait, you're telling me that wasn't it? It is a touchdown there, but this might actually be the most, the shittiest quarterback I've ever used. As much as I love him, as much as I want this to be good, this is so dog shit. I'm going rave and heavy, baby. That was so bagged. No, no, you have to tackle him. Oh! Yeah, that wasn't open at all. He saw my audible. I'm still going for a speed onsite. I said I wanted an onsite kick. I'm gonna get it. I said I'd do it, so I'm gonna do it. Oh, that was a dog shit kick. That's football IQ, gentlemen. Just slapping that ball after seven yards. All right, first and 10. He's across from 38, he's in field goal range. How does he play this? That's fine, go ahead and get all those yards. That inhibits your ability to chew the clock. I'm gonna bring Justin Reed down for this run. Oh, he's not running. Oh, no he is. Great defense. I'm gonna bring Justin Reed down again. Play action. Oh, that was actually a run. He's gotta get a first down. I'm about to just blitzkronk and just see what happens. Oh, I'm right on him. Oh, I almost sacked him, but dude, that's actually pretty good because it stops the clock fourth and eight. Now he's gotta kick his field goal right now. Oh, that was risky as all hell, but it worked fourth and eight. Wait, is he faking it? No kidding. All right, so he goes up by one. Now it's just up to William Perry to take me to the promised land. Two timeouts to salvation, really. I'm gonna take the easy one here to Tony G. Try to juke around Hendricks, don't get it, but still, that was nice. Can just go no huddle here, run the same thing. Although I might be able to hit Tyree Killip aside. Does he switch to Willis? Yes, he does. That's fine. He adjusted, so Keaton Mitchell's now open. Out of bounds after seven. Beautiful. You know what's funny? His passing stats are actually quite impressive. He's got a good completion percentage, a lot of yards, no touchdowns, and then one interception. It's not anything special, but it's, you know, he ain't playing poorly. Tyreek, damn, that was really good defense. I think that was Sherman. Yeah, that was Sherman's. Playmaker on B, chucking it up. Oh, what was that knockout? He had it, and then the ball went over his head. Oh, that was Bogue. He totally had it. All right, fourth and three. Biggest play of the game. Right in the middle is Keaton Mitchell. Right, we're in field goal range. Right, we're in field goal range. Oh my God. Did we just win the ball game? Coach adjustments. Wait, that was actually the biggest play of the game. All right, naturally, we have to go fullback dive here. He does have three timeouts, though. So actually, if I really want to win the game, I got to get first down. If Irv Smith's fullback dive wants to go for a first down, I would, there's second and eight. Low key, what if I just sat in the pocket for eternity, and just jade up clock like that? Is that even possible for me? William, William, William, it's the game. Why is coach not telling me to go to a field goal? He calls the timeout. Oh my God, William Perry, say whatever you want. He just ended the ball game. We just need to kneel this ball. Just got a milk out every second o'clock that we can. He'll call a timeout. That is fine. I will just do one more kneel, and then he actually can't ice me now. So once I kneel this, I can take it in two seconds. Three, two. Call my own timeout, and now he can't ice me. Now we just come out, bury the field goal with butker 35 yards for the ball game. But if I shank this though, wait, why is it iced? Whoa, that's fast. Whoa, that's fast. Still got it, and I think he fucking roughed the kicker. Dude, what if I missed though? What if I missed and he roughed the kicker? Decline ball game. Let it be known in history today. January 2nd of 2024, the Battle of Mid was conducted where the Atlanta Falcons beat the Buffalo Bills 15 to 13 in the greatest Battle of Mid. Loki, if I had put Trezz on, I would have won by, I think, 30. William Perry still outperformed Michael Vick. 84.621 for 29, 72% completion and interception. He had five interceptions. 15 for 26 on the ground, a fucking horrible stat line, but he did have two touchdowns. Three fumbles is hilarious. You literally had five. They didn't even count multiple of his fumbles for some reason, and I need to watch the one where he fumbled through the fucking back of his end zone. First and goal, negative 79 yard rush by William Perry. Yeah, this is the one. All right, boys, play of the game. Play of the century right here. So he run commits, which is hilarious because despite him run committing, he's still bagged every single route. Other than maybe Tyree kill, but I don't know, maybe that corner jumps up like a weak character and just bags it. So we decided to scramble around the edge like an absolute psychopath. I feel like I have the edge here, and we're gonna find out. We're gonna find out right now. He's reaching. He's reaching. God, you're such a bum. Dude, just keep reaching. How did it fall out of your hands? Yeah, dude, he's so easily could have just stuck that out there. I didn't throw the ball. What are you doing? That is such, that's an all time bummer, dude. GGs to my opponent, the battle of mid. We are victorious. William Perry quarterback, hilarious on paper. I mean, listen though, like if you use him with Hot Rod Master and Gunslinger, it's probably a totally different story and you just sit in the pocket and every once in a while you scramble, but wow, that was the most fumble prone quarterback I've ever used. Or maybe it was just an unlucky game. I don't know, but I had a good time. I had a fun time. That's what mattered. All right guys, I love y'all. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace.