A holiday carol for the new generation.
It's a little dark, so you might wanna press the high quality link, or turn your brightness up on your monitor.
21st Century Christmas, 21st Century ya (x2)
Back from some face implant surgery (doesn't exist)
Body's still aching like an old man's should be.
Gearing up for that one big night,
Hoping that everything goes all right.
Alot has changed in this digital age,
Every reindeer has his own myspace page.
"Ho ho ho" is now "LOL",
Little guys are texting their fellow elves.
The whole present thing is all automated,
Sliding down chimneys is so outdated.
My sled is pimped out and totally new,
Five gaming systems give me something to do.
The long ride might start getting lonely,
Log on to FaceBook set my status to phone me.
Sled chat opens up and it's the Mrs. (eww)
She just wanted to wish me a Merry Christmas.
GPS tells me where to go,
Gold windshield wipers get me through the snow.
Got my own personal cell phone tower,
Amazing mileage with 9 deer power.
Wi-fi, Hi-fi, Hi-def gadgets,
A hip new grill and a hoodie to match it.
Headphones in and my iphone on,
Drank enough coffee I'll be up till dawn.
The economy's turned pretty bad,
My sleigh looks like one big ad.
But it hasn't affected us all that much,
Partly because we (Santa and Elves) make our own money.