 Did you know that Kellogg's conflicts were originally created as an anti-masturbation food? Yeah, John Kellogg who created them believed that masturbation was the root of every problem in this world. Everything from depression to bad skin to blindness to headaches, I mean everything. And he believed that the desire to masturbate came from eating spicy food so he was on the hunt to create the blandest food of all. He said grains are the thing because grains have absolutely no taste in them and if you crush the grain you take out any last remaining bits of taste and so voila the conflict, the cure to all desire to masturbate. So did it work? Well he also said that all men should get themselves circumcised without any kind of anesthetic because if you can associate the penis with pain you will never use it for pleasure again and for women he suggested that they should rub carbolic acid on their clitoris in order to burn off any sensation. So lots of masturbation to think about when you next have your breakfast.