 microphone's here. First day as a junk. First day learning all these buttons, get me head down, but oh we got there, we got there. And the way it is, welcome along. Thanks for having us. No bother, I hear for a bit of golf, so it's, what you hear last year Danny? I was here last year, but it's a bit different this year because of the COVID last year, there was no crowds or anything like that, so it already looks like a different tournament, so I'm going to enjoy this one. First and last, I will not be asked back. I was a late replacement and I've just been to the driving range and it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. You're a good company, bud. Hey listen, I'm just looking forward to the party afterwards. Yeah, well there's that too, that's for sure. It's windy out there today, isn't it? It's going to be a tough, tough day. It is. As if the odds weren't stacked up against me already. Yeah, it's not going to be easy and what were you expecting? I don't know what I was expecting. I only found out about this last night at 7 o'clock. I was going to see Danny's sister Fiona in Copperface Jackson Dublin and he rang and he said, listen, can you play tomorrow? And I said, where? And he said, up in Rosapena and I was like, oh. And I thought about it and I said, okay. I actually said to him, I said, how stuck are they? And Danny said, well, stuck enough that they're asking you. That's very nice. So I didn't have enough preparation time. So I'm hoping everything will just come good. But apparently they only need two scores off every hole. So it'll be fine. We were here last year, Danny, you know what the crisis is. I had a disaster last year. Oh, yeah. But I'm looking forward to, I don't know, I feel good this year. I'm looking forward to going to the Seashells. Confident. When I go to the Seashells. Is that how it works? That's how it works. The golf course is surrounded by them. So there's going to be some cheating out there today. So who did you know the professionals you're out with? Yep. His name is Paul Ames. No, Paul. Yeah, is it? Paul Ames, yeah. And I think I met with Josie. Paul Eels. Paul Eels. Sorry, that's the Dublin accent coming up with me. Jose Caseros. Yeah, okay. Very good. We shall see. As long as they're patient, we won't have a problem. Yeah. And understanding, we'll get along just fine. They're used to that sort of thing. They'll be fine. I don't think they're going to be too used to this. I haven't brought the whiskey in me back. That's how bad it's getting. When did you come up? Did you say this morning? I drove up this morning purely because I love my pal and he wanted to spend time with me. So I said I come up and then I got here and I went, what have I done? So I'm looking forward to it. I'm on each other and it's going to be fun. And you know, it's not all about the gulf, is it? Well, for the next few hours it might be. Ask me how it's going. Yeah, it'll be fine. It was a different experience last year because there's a real buzz around here today. Yeah, no, it's great. Everybody's looking forward to it. Last year it was... Well, it was good. You couldn't kill anybody last year. This year there's a chance of killing someone. Just don't stand to the right. Well, I'm blunt enough. Just don't stand right. And when you see me come and stand in the middle, you'd be safe as houses. Do you ever decide to both of you play for a bit of golf? No, Danny's a naturally gifted sports person. I'm not blown smoke up as you know, but he is. No, he's not. I've played for a ball of him. No, he's not. Okay, so the standard I play at, he's very talented. And that's across all genres. But he can, he can turn it on. Me on the other hand, I could hit a good shot and then the next one I could miss the ball. That's, you know, it's a lottery, but you know... I've seen you playing well, Paddy. You can hit a ball. When Paddy drives a ball, Paddy would win the longest drive today. Not after meeting Scott Cannell. No, you will. No, he's a big man. You know, no. Paddy be hitting 3.50 if he catches it. 3.60. See, there you go. Not an answer. The one behind you too. But it's great. It's great to watch the professionals in action. You know, you think you're doing okay out there and then you watch some of the professionals in the way they ping it. It's annoying. They're annoyingly good. Everything's so easy for them. So it's very annoying to watch. You'd be panicking hitting your second shot knowing that you would need to get this on the green to get up with the pro because the other two boys have went out of bounds. It's an air-rackin' day. It is an air-rackin'. But it's fun. But you really want to do well in that as well for the team. Yeah, I understand. You do want to do your best. Your mum and dad are playing here today as well. My dad and my step-mum are out today. They're actually out soon. I had a team half there now actually. Watch this. This will be funny. Just as we speak, just out behind us here. Let's say leg is a golfer. He's actually quite good, isn't he? Yeah, he's quite steady. You wouldn't spot him in the colours, would you? No, he wouldn't stand out at all. No, very dull there. The only one in the golf cartel. He's supposed to be teeing off. He's around chatting to people. I love him all day. But yeah, you want to do the best for your team and you don't want to embarrass yourself. I'm sure in some holes, you probably experienced it last year, you had a wayward shot and you were thinking, oh my god, this is just not going to go well. Listen, this course is absolutely stunning and I love it, but I've never had a good game on it. I never came off the course going, I enjoyed that one. You could hit a great shot on this course and it could be an absolute disaster when you get up to it. So it's a hard course to play. Very hard. Probably the hardest I've played. Luckily, it's in a beautiful location that it makes up for itself. It's hard, hard, hard, hard. You play golf around the county plenty, so what's your favourite? This is my course. As a pennant, it's my course. This is the course I've played the most. Have you played on other courses around the county? Yeah, I've played Port Salon and Derrick Henney. I've played everywhere, I think. This is the most challenging. He's not selling. No, but it's beautiful, but it's just a tough course. I played the charity around in the cake club last week and I ran it with golf balls. That's nothing compared to what's over here. It's just long grass everywhere. I need you to use me putter. You could use your putter for 50 hours out. Think about the 19th hole. That's really probably the best approach. You don't have to tell us the truth if we are. Will you be there? A good crowd gathered as Pop's got away there. He's still chatting. I think he's still chatting, he hasn't moved off. I'll have to go watch him here now. I'm sure he'll pop into you now on some stage and say hello. He was threatening to yet, so hopefully he will. Listen, why is the best look today out there? I hope we get around it all. We'll see what happens. We'll be smiling like crying one way or the other. Till anchor. Say prayers people.