 Hello, hello, hello, I am Philip and I'm going to play Undertale. Why am I doing this? No idea because I love pixelated games. Maybe that's not true Maybe because I'm bored and exhausted. No, that's not my name. That's not the name Backspace Why why is nothing happening? Oh, yeah genius So this is the amazing and Not all too overrated if one is to believe the internet game by the name of Undertale and I'm currently typing a name in the most annoying frustrating way possible Amazing amazing graphics. I know Yes It's coming ever nearer to as we will it explode hopefully All right, so we are in Apparently oh Look at me. I'm adorable What now? Hello Oh Lovely. I'm moving. Where did the music go? Oh That's that's a black door dark Why thank you, this is so exciting. I'm dying Here we go, that is you so what did I decide on that voice the very combination of your being well That's that's lovely Your soul starts off weak But it can grow strong if you gain a lot of level What's selfie? Oh? Jesus Why love of course You want some love Don't you? Don't worry. I'll share some with you Oh, seriously Huh down here love is What Oh God, this is strangely perverse is Oh God you idiot in this world It's kill or be killed Why would anyone pass of an opportunity like this? Oh God die Okay that That is not what you're doing. It's not nice. Oh Someone is helping me. Whoa. I was saved by from a flower by a What seems like a gigantic cow What a terrible creature torturing such a poor innocent youth. I Do not be afraid my child. I am Toriel caretaker of the ruins I Passed through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down You are the first human to come here in a long time come. I'll guide you through the catacombs This way exciting The most exciting thing to ever have happened in my miserable little life The star whatever will happen if no nothing All right Welcome to your new home innocent one Allow me to educate you in the operation of the ruins amazing The rooms are full of puzzles Ancient fusions between the versions and door knobs One must solve them to move from room to room Please suggest yourself to the site of them only the fearless may proceed brave ones foolish ones both walk not the middle road Interesting Let me guess this bridge is going to end very badly for me make progress here You will need to trigger several switches Do not worry. I will label the ones that you need to flip. Oh Another one of those stay on the path. Gee. Thanks This is very interesting Resid Reed signs Do I get anything different when I proceed? No, okay. Oh Thank you Bend it. I'm proud of you little one. Let us move to the next room This which doesn't even work Well, I'm sure it's not going to cause any trouble later It's a human living in the underground monsters may attack you. You'll need to be prepared for this situation However, worry not. The process is simple when you encounter a monster. You will enter a fight Charming I know while you're in a fight strike up the friendly conversation Stole for time. Welcome to resolve the conflict practice talking to the dummy. I Must talk with the dummy. Oh God Fight act I can act. What does that do? Talk Sure, it doesn't seem much for conversation. Well, I figured that much total seems happy with you You won you and zero XP and zero gold Ah Very good, you're very good. I am aren't I? There is another puzzle in this room. I wonder if you can solve it Nope, how do I remove this? See? Yeah, it's with C Nothing happening here. Oh What? Throw it attacks me Can I talk it to fight? Compliment oh Probably didn't understand what you said, but it was fluttered anyway. Wow. She stared him down Amazing What's this the Western room is using rooms blueprint? Yeah, I can see that. Oh, oh, oh looks like Loads of death. This is the puzzle, but here take my hand for a moment Impressive I guess I love the music. I will be absolutely honest I'm going to play through the entirety of this game only to listen to this wonderful piano solo Puzzles seem a little too dangerous for now No, when you say stuff like that, I I don't trust you anymore Do you realize that? You have done excellently toss far my child However, I have a difficult request to ask of you. She's going to eat me. Isn't she? Oh like you do Walk to the end of the room by yourself Forgive me for this. Oh God Suddenly tense music. Oh My she is one of the worst quest givers in the world Making me walk alone through a room. How will I ever survive? People have died trying to walk from the end of one room to the beginning of another for centuries No millennia now. I don't think I'm going to make it. I don't think I'm going to make it. Oh God Greetings my child. Do not worry. I did not leave you. I was merely behind this pillar the whole time Thank you for trusting me. However, there was an important reason for this exercise To test your independence I must attend to some business and you must stay alone for a while Please remain here. It's dangerous to explore by myself. You know what that means time to explore. I Have an idea. I'll give you a Cell phone what You have a need for anything. Just call. Okay. This is obviously not the fantasy land. I was expecting Be good. All right Yeah, it's a spank that I am I better move along ring Hello, this is Toriel. You have not left the room. Have you? There are a few puzzles ahead that I have yet to explain It would be dangerous to try to solve them yourself. Be good. All right click It's a nice five a talk rabbit rabbit Excuse me human. I have some advice for you about battling monsters If you act a certain way or fight until you almost defeat them They might not want to battle you anymore If a monster does not want to fight you, please Be the hell out of it Use some mercy human rabbit What of course The frog is missing from the human condition is that we humans do not understand or partake in the act of Mercy What's this Playfully crinkling through the leaves fills you with determination HP fully restored. Oh So that's a save button cool cool cool Whimsum approached me clay Let's do something. Let's terrorize Yeah, he seems like someone who'd be horrified and no, I should console him Yeah, I've been playing the psychopaths way too much in dishonored lately, so let's be nice for a change. Hey How much of your first word Whimsum burst into tears and runs away well, I Do believe I did not do what I was hoping to do Why are there so many leaves? Fine. I'll go in that direction first. Oh My what's this now? It says take one take a piece of candy sure You don't piece of candy Press C to open the menu Item monster candy. Oh, this is going to be lovely Monster Candy Hills 10 experience has a distinct non liquorice flavor cool So I did not get poisoned by horrible horribleness Let's Pause on saving for now. Oh No Let us fight. What? I have no choice. What is going on? Whimson continues to mutter apologies. Oh Jesus, so that's how you do it. All right Yeah, I feel a disturbance in the force This looks like a trap No, no, no, no, no, no, no Remove yourself. Come on. Oh I'm going to need This is going to take a while before I get used to it. Wow croak croak Oh my How horrifying Shakespearean too gold. Yeah, I Knew something like that would happen, right? Oh, of course obvious. Yeah, obvious Ring hello, this is story for no reason in particular. We sure you prefer cinnamon or butterscotch Butterscotch Oh, I see. Thank you very much Ring This is so real kind of ridiculous to keep saying that when you're the only one who has the phone number You do not dislike cinnamon, do you? I know what your preference is but Would you turn up your nose if you found it on your plate? Right, right. I understand Thank you for being patient by the way Yeah, I guess that you might not like Define that I'm not in the room is that was going to turn the cow woman into the final boss I'm calling it now Three out of four gray rocks recommend you push them Thank you for the recommendation Let's act. Let's threaten the frog Well amazing Shiver shiver Jesus why For it seems reluctant to fight you Well mercy spare you won you and zero experience into gold How lovely I'm a winner So they keep telling me This is most fortunate Please on step on the leaves Why not? Something horrible going to happen monsters Malt small blocking the way. Oh My I'm going to flirt with it Sorry, honey What a meaningful conversation after some extensive wiggling Why why why is this happening? More small weights pensively. All right stereotypical Curvaciously attractive, but no brains All right But I didn't even do anything Geez Burbles quietly. All right time to attack That's because you're a oh it wiggles so very sexily Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's that's nasty The remover of lime gelatin was true Shall I be merciless and murder the sexy thing? Yes, apparently I shall Okay, so how do I do this bloody hell? I don't believe it. All right Let's try again So now I'm not falling through here, but I'm falling through this Yeah That's unfortunate. Most unfortunate Whoops that that was My loving creased. Oh my weapon stick. I'm a bandage gold 12 Useful. All right. I Want to pass through this No, this is getting Old now am I missing something? Not just being a big fat idiot Will I fall through the hole now? Yeah All right, so I will fall through this hole no matter what Let's Say that I flee Yeah Good. I Just want to pass this place here Because I don't like it and it makes me feel strangely unpleasant Come on Don't slow me down like this. All right. I I'm beginning to see Oh God, I'm an idiot because obvious so very obvious I'm an absolute idiot meow gee That really is not necessary Okay, we've taken yet another frog How can I miss this? obviously All that has to happen is for me to move according to the lease Sorry guys. It's Far too late in the night for me to think clearly Uh-oh rivet rivet. Oh God What along with the bloody combat? Excellent. I have shown a surprising lack of mercy. That was absolutely idiotic and I'm going to flee because I have So little HP right now. All right. Well there Partner who said you could push me around? Hmm. So you're asking me to move over Okay, just for you pumpkin Hmm, you want me to prove some more? Alrighty, how's this? Oh? God Hmm. That was the wrong direction Okay, think I got it well, you're one Silver stone miss Oh God Hmm. You want to admit to stay there? You're giving me a real walk out I don't think it's easier when you just ask Please don't move He did not move so nice of him so so nice of him Knowing the mouse might one day leave his hole and get the cheese It feels you with determination Well amazing Good job me I'm asked to save a level and this cheese has been here quite a long time. It's stuck to the table What a pity. I was feeling in the mood for some cheese Is this a gravestone or a ghost? I don't trust this Are they gone yet? This ghost keeps saying sir cloud repeatedly Pretending to sleep move it with force. Yes Napster Yeah, let's Let's cheer. No, let's yeah cheering the ghost is a good idea. I think Hey, whoa Okay, I Am seriously falling in love with the music in this game Let's try and cheer him up further It all naps the block a little joke Really not feeling up to it right now. Sorry cheering seems to have improved Napster blocks mood again. Let's see if we can do even better Nubs the block wants to show you something. Let me try What? Huh, I call it dapper block Do you like it? Napster block eagerly awaits your response. That's a bloke flirt oh No, oh God I usually come to the ruins because there's nobody around but they met somebody nice. Oh I'm rambling again. I'll get out of your way Thank you. Thank you creepy ghost person That was not stole creepy and weird I Had to flirt with a ghost to get him out of the way. What's next for God's sake? Did you miss it spider bait cell down and to the right? Come eat food made by spiders for spiders of spiders Okay, how can I resist such a tempting offer? Spider bake sale or proceeds go to real spiders. Oh God I I don't want to No, no, I'm not leaving you my money. Thank you very much. Thank you. Goodbye Creepy creepies by the people rabbit rabbit shy My friend never listens to me. Whenever I talk they skip through my words by pressing X That's right pressing X Well, at least you listen to me I'm nice like that Ribbit, ribbit. I heard using F4 can make you have a full screen But what does F4 stand for? Four frogs. I have only seen a maximum of three frogs in this room This is troubling to say the least ribbit, and this is where I'm talking with frogs I have heard you are quite merciful for a human Surely, you know by now a monster wears a yellow name when you can spare it What do you think of that? It's very Helpful It is rather helpful Remember sparing is just saying you won't fight Maybe one day you'll have to do it even if their name isn't yellow Hello, I just realized that it has been a while since I have cleaned up. I was not expecting to have company so soon There are probably a lot of things lying about here and there. You can pick them up, but do not carry more than you need Someday you might see something you really like you'll want to leave room in your pockets for that Click the cow woman is amusing and impressive There is just one switch Alright, just one switch a I Spec that it's somewhere around. Oh Alright, I see so it's right over here How I survive I do not know My goss crawled up close Alright Let's find this one He seems like a turf opponent He does warm The aroma of lime gelatin was true lovely lovely lovely Let us be done with you you villainous fellow he does warm. Oh god. I Hate Mini games like this one. I hate mini games like this one Yeah, and now I can now I didn't need to you didn't need to do that. I Will spare you Thank you. I I did not press the switch. Did I? Good job me Finally a job done right. Oh Look at those things whatever are they is a switch press it sure nothing happened Why not? Oh, let's look at the instructions the far door is not an exit. It simply marks the rotation in perspective Well, that sounds good. Press this which to nothing happened all over again It's a switch press it Yes Nothing happened again, so I expect something cookies is going to happen. No My Unpleasant I'm still pressing switches and nothing is happening Why What does this keep happening? I'm sure I'm missing something. Oh I see. It's a switch press it. Yes Do I go and press the other blue switch? No Okay, obviously, I'm not going to be pressing the green switch anytime soon Let's press the blue switch here. No, nothing happened That's so weird. I fell again. I Fell again Let's see then. Yeah, obviously the same room or just which switched perspectives Press the blue switch. I did I already did this Yes Wonderful, can I maybe move along? Not before I'm done. Oh god this horrible let's Make short work of these two contains vitamin 2 vitamin 2 B a what don't you remember? All right from locally very locally. Oh god he's showing Vegetables at me because with the name like vegetoid what skin I expect. Oh god Doesn't have a caring world And I will most certainly spare him I made some progress and now nothing nothing nothing happened So I suppose I had pressed the green one here if you can read this press the red switch Okay, the red switch It's a switch press it. Yes, please All right And now I guess it's time to press the green one. Yes, sir All right. I do believe that's that Woohoo progress. Let's see. Uh-oh Oh dear That the clunger than I thought it would how did you get here my child? Are you hurt? There there I will heal you. I Should not have left you alone for so long. She's guarding a black evil-looking tree It was irresponsible to try to surprise you like that Well, I suppose I cannot hide it any longer come small one. She wants to sacrifice me to the tree doesn't she? Oh god, she wants to sacrifice me to the tree Look at the wall. No seriously. Look at it. It's a horrified Person thing do you smell that? Surprise. It is a butterscotch cinnamon pie. I thought we might celebrate your arrival Would you to have a nice time living here, so I'll hold off on snail pie for tonight Here I have another surprise for you. She's going to murder me. I Want to go and remove myself from this equation She's crazy. She's evil. The fire isn't burning hot. Just pleasantly warm You could put your hand inside. I don't want to do that It's a history book. Here's a random page Probably hand a berry and fearful of further human attacks. We retreated Far far into the earth we walked until we reached the caverns and This was our new home which we named home Holy and original I'm afraid There's great as our King is he's pretty lousy at names Yeah, I could tell the ends of the tools have been filed down to make them safer. She This woman cow person thing. It's evil. She probably baked something in the pie. What a nice smell too hot to eat though The stove top is very clean. Toriel must use fire magic instead What a nice yeah, yeah, yeah There is some white fur stuck in the drain. Yeah, that's not creepy at all For some reason there is a brand-name chop What why Trying to make sense of this game. It's like trying to make sense of my own mind. They're both bloody ridiculous Inside is an old calendar from the beginning of 201x All right This is it Room of your own. I hope you like it It's going to get really Horrible Look these cool toys. They don't interest you at all Yeah, uh-oh I don't trust any of this you found a slice of buzzer scotch cinnamon pie It's probably filled with horrible poison a box of kid's shoes in the disparity of sizes Yeah, that's that's not Not creepy at all Let's go talk with the cow person Shall we find a shrine to the old gods? Oh It's Toriel's diary read the circled passage you read the passage Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling lonely The rest of the page is filled with jokes of a similar caliber. Okay, scratch out. She's not evil. She's just insane and lonely It's an encyclopedia of subterranean plants you open to the middle Typho a group of wetland flowering plants with brown oblong setpool setpots No more commonly there's water sausages Just as delicious as non-water sausages You pick inside scandalous It's Toriel's sock drawer Ah the cactus truly the most tsundere of plants It's this was funny definitely bigger than a twin sized bed Yeah The cow woman I can see how she used that just a regular old bucket of snails Oh god snail soup Horrible horrible horrible room under renovations It's me. Oh, it is a water sausage Don't suppose no inside the drawer Our flower season some broken cranes I'm still not feeling right about this No, no something is off about this Where's mom cow? Or is she a rabbit she looks like a rabbit right now No, she's a girl Up already I see um, I want you to know how glad I am to have someone here There are so many old books I want to share I want to read and show you my favorite bug hunting spot I've also prepared the curriculum for your education This may come as a surprise to you, but I have always wanted to be a teacher Actually, perhaps that isn't very surprising still I'm glad to have you living here. What did you want something? What is it? And can I go home? What this this is your home now? Um, would you like to hear about this book? I'm reading there is called 72 uses for snails How about it? How to exit the ruins um How about an exciting snail fact? Did you know that snails make terrible shoelaces? Oh god Interesting how to exit the ruins I have to do something stay here She's going to kill me and stuff me I want to save What is it about this tree? Every time this old tree grows and it leaves they fall right off Yeah, because It's been taken care of by a crazy cow woman You wish to know how to return home. Do you not? Her head of us lies the end of the ruins A one-way exit to the rest of the underground I'm going to destroy it No one will ever be able to leave again There'll be a good child and go upstairs I told you she was crazy This is like Stephen King's misery all over again Every human that falls down here meets the same fate I have seen it again and again they come they leave They die You naive child If you leave the ruins They asgule Will kill you I'm only protecting you. Do you understand? Go to your room. I'm not going Do not try to stop me. This is your final warning I'm not going to the room You want to leave so badly You're just like the others There is only one solution to this Prove yourself Prove to me you're strong enough to survive Fight By the crazy cow woman Talk. You couldn't think of any conversation topics Oh boy Oh my this is horrible All right, stop with the cow woman. Oh my This isn't pleasant And she's very strong actually Which let me just say Does not help me in any way I feel like I'm I'm I'm a goner. Whoa Whoa This hurt so badly Oh god I managed to survive this one. Oh surprisingly Oh 62 points of damage All right, I think she is intentionally trying not to hurt me. I'm not sure of course All right 2 hp guys 2 hp 61 I'm so close so close and yet so far away Let us see then Should this be the end? I think not probably not Damn that was weak All right Let us end this Actually feel bad You are stronger than I thought Listen to me small one if you go beyond this door Keep walking as far as you can Eventually you will reach an exit This is a lot more dramatic Asgore do not let Asgore Take your soul His plan cannot be allowed to succeed Be good Want you my child Very dramatic. Thank you. Can we move on? Oh god. She felt pieces I broke her heart. Oh my I truly am a merciless monster Which is just the way I like it This was a very friendly door by the way Look at her little smile Oh, it's all so silent all of a sudden I do believe this is a nice place To Meet a buddy Come on. Stop wasting my time game Thank you Oh girls you again I hope you like your choice after all It's not as if you can go back and change fate In this world it's kill or be killed That old hag too She could break the rules She tried so hard to save you humans But when it came down to it She couldn't even save herself What an idiot That was not at all too creepy Amazing She Thank you toby fox for this I'm now going to have nightmares of flowers turning evil all my Life basically. Oh I love the ambience ha ha Yes, I know how pretentious it sounds when one says ambience instead of ambience But hey Oh, it's getting creepier now Lovely No keep walking. She said keep walking. I think I'm going to stick to that Uh-oh Hell who might you be shadow person? Human Don't you know how to greet a new pal Turn around and shake my hand Oh god, oh lord Hey The old whoopie kusher in the hand trick. It's always funny Anyways, you're a human, right? That's getting hilarious. I'm sans sans the skeleton I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now But you know I don't really care about capturing anybody. Now my brother papyrus He's a human hunting fanatic Hey, actually, I think that's him over there. I have an idea Go through this gate thingy. Yeah, go right through my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone Quick behind that conveniently shaped lump Oh god So bro, you know what son brother It's been eight days and you still haven't recalibrated your puzzles. You just hang around outside your station. What are you even doing? Staring in this lamp is totally cool. Do you want to look? No, I don't have time for that Whatever human comes through here. Hard to be ready. I will be the one. I must be the one I'll capture the human Then I the great papyrus Will get all the things I utterly deserve Respect recognition I will finally be able to join the rule guard Here's a nice game by the way People will ask to be my Friend I will bath in a shower of kisses every morning Maybe this lamp will help you Sons, you're not helping you lazybones All you do is sit and boon boon doogle You get lazier and lazier every day. Hey, take it easy. I've got a ton of work to do Today done today. Sorry a skeleton. Ha ha Sons, come on. Come on. You're smiling I am and I hate it So Why does someone as great as me Have to do so much just to get some recognition Whoa, sounds like you're really working yourself Down to the bone Oh I will attend to my puzzles. That's where you work. But a little more Backbone into it Okay, you can come out now You ought to get going. He might come back and if he does You'll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes What's it called up? Look, there's nothing to be afraid of It's just a dark oven filled with skeletons and horrible monsters Oh Some sort of checkpoint or sentry station with their bottles of ketchup mustard and relish sitting inside So I cannot save the game here. All right, maybe at the lamp probably not Yeah, fair enough. Let's move on. Actually, hey Hey to bother you, but can you do me a favor? I was thinking my brother's being kind of down lately. He's never seen a human before And seeing you might just make his day. Don't worry. He's not dangerous even if he tries to be Thanks a million. I'll be up ahead Oh, well, I think this was a rather The convenience of that lump still fills you with determination Oh, I'm level five already amazing. Anyway, thank you guys for watching. I Might play more of this. I'm not sure if I will make it a regular daily thing But hey, I did have a lot of fun, especially now the the game actually started being funny and It's actually doesn't oh Doesn't have that creepy vibe of a giant car woman And misery and all that and all that blah, blah, blah. Thank you for watching. I really enjoy this And if you did too, well, I can only hope that you will subscribe Bye