 What's the new channel fam? New channel, new channel, new channel. This is the new channel. Crank in place is still happening. This is an additional channel that I made. I made a new channel called Cranky Vods. Kind of an homage to Cranky Vlogs where I'm just gonna be posting all of the Twitch streams in their entirety. So it's just youtube.com slash Cranky Vods. So now, if you guys wish to watch those streams after I've already streamed them, I'm just gonna be uploading all of the streams there. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Now this is a bridge. Am I right gamers? Wow, wee, this is a bridge. Wow, wee. Yeah, I know, I know Subbler. That's what I said too. Let me go like this. Now that. Now that is a bridge. If I ever done seen one. All right gamers. So this is a tough one, okay? Chat needs to help me how to, chat needs to help me figure out how to bridge build. Jesus, I can't speak. What if go like this? Uh-huh. How's that? Guys, I'm an engineer for sure. Full proof. It's a perfect bridge. Okay. So we need to figure out. Oh, let's just get rid of it all. Get rid of it all. I don't want any of it. You didn't support it at the end. All right. So. Hmm. This is the real engineer major. That's me. You need more secure supports. I need a better support system. You're right. Okay. Hold on. Go like this and go like this. I think that's a good idea. Let's just, I know that this is over budget. I know that. See. I don't get it. My how about a symmetrical arc? All right. Now you're thinking. Wow, wee. It's not symmetrical. What are you talking about? It's so symmetrical. You don't think this is symmetrical? You can't even tell which side is left and which side is right. This is like the fourth level. This is so painful for most people to watch. Just everybody in chat. Just no, no, no. Making a lot of triangles. Making a lot of triangles. But the triangles can't be under here. Right? Cause the boat, am I right? I've got to be right. See, now the boat comes. God, this is the perfect bridge. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What if I do this? Hey now. Now that's a bridge. Wait, I know what to do. I know what to do. This will work though. Am I really dumb? Guys, this is where I shine. This is where my big engineer boy brain comes into play. For I am a master of engineering tools. Now would you look at that? The perfect bridge. Cars must collect their checkpoints before collecting their flag. Guys, guys, this is easy. I couldn't think of an easier task, you know? So you guys, now I'm learning about physics and how that works. Maybe I should have just done it from the bottom with this one in general. But whatever, whatever, whatever, it's fine. A bridge number two didn't work. Let's delete these. Let's see what happens. Just the bridge fail miserably. It does. Let's just, let's just see where we're at. All right, so top bridge is bad. Top bridge bad, top bridge bad. You're going to cry? Why? Why? I built the USS engineer board junior from my bare hands. What kind of qualifications do you think I had for that? Every qualifications that I needed. And so while being such a qualified individual, I can obviously make a bridge. God, the music is so calm for something so chaotic and terrible. Now here, here is a bridge. Too much stress over there, huh? And I wish I were not stupid. I think that would probably help with this. Folks, connect to the bridge. I can connect to the bridges? What? I can do that? That's allowed? My guy. Okay, well, I didn't know that I could do that. Let me fix this then. That might be fine. Top one's probably going to break. Bottom one broke too? There's a curve tool? Phil? Is that a road? Is that a road, dude? You bet, yeah. You bet your sweet took as it is. Now this is going to be a fucking bridge, my guy. One of the best bridges you've ever seen in your life. I can't wait for this, can you? This is not the game for me. Whoa. Come on, you can do it. Draw bridge. Okay, I can figure this out. Hydraulics to here. And hydraulics to here. Split joint. Okay, how do I put a split joint there? Double click. Ooh. Remove the two indicated struts. Interesting. It's next level. It's going to take me 10 minutes, all right? Maybe less, I think less. Going across all the way, okay? Easy money, okay? And then we go like this. Up to here. This, up to here. Make a split joint. Get rid of this shit. Right here. And this shit right here. Okay? And then we take this. Baby, baby, good. Always supposed to go the other way. How do I change it? Two, two, one, two. One, two, two, one. Hold on. What is this? Get rid of this shit. And this, ah, I see what I did. Is that the way that I wanted to do? No, what the fuck is this shit? The bottom supports need to be properly connected? What are you talking about? Support the bottom. I don't understand you. You need to connect the metal support to the yellow dots. What are you talking about, man? What are you talking about? This, like this? Like this bitch? Is this what you mean? No, it's not. It's not what you mean at all. Everything needs to be triangles. Everything is triangles. What the fuck do you mean? Perfect. I really don't fucking get it. Triangle. It is a triangle. The red, what do you mean? The red, what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Like this? Like this? Is this what you mean? What are you talking about? Not big enough. Is it? And that's on bridges. That's on bridges. Baby, that's on bridges. And that's on bridges. How long did that take? Rope support. Rope and cables are strong. It cannot be compressed. Why did they have hot bear balloons in the sky? It's my question. Whoopsies. Wait, why wouldn't the hot air balloons be in the sky? How about that for a big bridge? All right. Am I doing it, chat? Am I doing it up to your standards? You guys have ridiculously high standards. I just want to say more ropes, you say? More ropes. I get rid of these entirely. Let's just see what happens. Your ideas are stupid, chat. Your ideas are dumb and I don't like them. I'm just telling you straight up that your ideas suck. Now this is an idea. This is one for the ages. Look at this, no stress. Actually, that worked. See, chat? I'm pretty good at figuring things out. Everybody, just why are you doing a curved bridge? Stop doing it. Well, chat, why don't you just let me figure it out, okay? What about reinforced roads, chat? Wouldn't that be a sight for sore eyes, huh? This is the worst day of my life. Why do they gotta have this cool calming music on something that's obviously stressful? That's not gonna be able to do it. Not that one measly stick. There's no way. No way. That's the same exact thing that I just did, isn't it? Isn't that the same thing that I had before? Why didn't I do it the first time? Oh, the road's too short. I get it. I get it. I got it. Perfect. Okay, road, here we go. Road, perfect. Perfect. Oh, a landing pad. Oh, perfect. Gamers, where does he land? Bang, right over here. Why, why are you doing that? Why is it just falling? I don't understand. I don't get why it's just falling off. Go, go, go. Bro, moment. There we go. 10 seconds, we did that. 10 damn seconds. What is that, my crank crew?