 What do you- No! Yeah, that was so lame. How is this all top already? Dude, that nasty's gotta be so pissed. Hahaha. Trust me, bros, we got late game. Here's the best item every game magize. If anybody tells you otherwise, they don't even know League. Okay, so you guys want to play a game of League? My League streams are something else. I am going top or feed. Hey, who do I ban? Who to ban in League? Uh, Akali? Yes. Wait, did they change some of these runes? Have they changed anything recently? Nasus? Oh my gosh, really? Nasus destroys Kale. I know that. Well, we win our game of League. I only haven't played in like 5 months. As fan of League, Andy? Dude, I'm an- I'm a League god. I invented League. I've been playing League since before League was born. I've been playing Born since before it was League. Okay, you know what you do, chat? Let me tell you about something. Let me teach you about a certain item. Okay, it's magize. Okay, every game magize. That means we start Dark Seal. Okay, I don't give a damn. Do you guys know how League works? Can you teach us noobs? Okay, so here's basically how this game works. You go and your goal is to basically go and kill the enemy Nexus, right? Like a base that you want to try and kill. But to do that, you need to break down a bunch of their towers and stuff, and while you're on the way to break down those towers, they spawn these minions. And each one of these minions, one of you kill them by getting the last hit, not if you just kill them or in the vicinity, like you actually have to get the last hit on them. You get some gold. So then you use that gold to buy items. You want to get the last hits on these guys to get gold, and then that way you become stronger and then eventually you can fight and team fights and engage on the team and then win the game. That's how the game is supposed to work. Now, typically how the game ends up being played out is you go and then you fight and then you're fighting this lane with one guy, and then he ends up picking a champion that just completely counters your champion. There's nothing you can do about it. So while this is happening and it's frustrating enough to begin with, then you have the person in your game who's playing the jungle, who's supposed to be the guy who's like the support ganking and doing all that. He ends up raging out at you saying that we're going to lose because of your lane. So then instead of him helping you and actually being supportive, his actions make you angry and upset and then you end up playing worse because you're sitting in chat typing the whole time while he's also doing the same thing and to be honest, not really doing much to help anyway. So that's kind of how it goes. And then at the end of the game, you get really upset and you're like, why did I even do this? Oh my gosh. Wow. Wow. Okay. He got away. Actually got away. That's crazy. I missed that last hit. Okay. So I got level six. Level six is good because that means you get your ultimate at level six. And okay. So he's also level six. So his ultimate basically makes him super strong and makes it to where you can just basically kill me, which is lame. My ultimate, what it does is it lets me attack at a range once I hit level six. Like it makes my auto attacks stronger. So what I'm doing right now, I'm harassing him. You want to poke and harass him basically to try and make them kind of like, oh, I don't want to go up there and get poked down and take a lot of damage. This champion is really dumb. The one that he's playing, it's like an AFK champion. Where all he has to do is basically last hit and then eventually, as the game goes on, he just gets stronger. Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope. I should have ignited him. And I didn't. Oh my God. Look at this. They literally just, he just runs up and base tanks everything. This champion is like super dumb. He's been like this for years. Okay, I don't know the new items. They changed all the items. I don't even know how they work anymore. Did you play Dota? No, I don't like Dota. So I'm losing actually pretty bad right now. I guess a champion that already counters me pretty bad. The reason why he counters me pretty bad is I do a lot of stuff based on my attack speed and he like directly just reduces my attack speed. So he basically unpunished, and he can last hit mobs. Every time that he last hits a mob, he gets stronger every single time. He's almost to the point where he's like disgusted and strong, I think. Nice. Okay. So what I did there to bait him in was I engaged him in a disadvantageous situation to kind of bait him into attacking me. And then the jungler came. The frozen tundra. Quicks. Frick, I misspelled souls. Dude, is he just fricking retribution aura? Like why am I taking damage? Like what is this, dude? Dude, suck my dick. Like, please. Dude, slow. I couldn't even slow him. It was fairly on cooldown. What item do I build? I don't know any of the new items. Kraken Slayer. Gale Force. Gale Force 1. There's three men. Oh god. Come on. How is his ult up already? What is that garbage? How is his ult already up again? It just runs into the tower. Like, no minions. This champion is so- Nasses is literally the stupidest champion in WoW. How long have you been playing League? 18 years? Just watch, dude. Trust me, bros. We got late game. Would you guys say the rift maker? More like the bitch maker. Cause they gonna be a bitch after I hit him with it. Nasses is coming. No, get over here and jump. Wait, what? Sivir? Oh god. What are you- No! No, what are you doing? No, no, no, no. Okay. Thank god. Dude, that Nasses gotta be so pissed. Oh god, Sivir. Okay. How long does the match go? Oh my gosh. Dude, dude, Nasses is just running in there. Just kill everyone. How long does the match last? Anywhere between 30 and 40 minutes. It depends on if it's a good match. Like, this is a good match. Okay, so now I'm gonna build the Magi. It's the best item every game Magi's. If anybody tells you otherwise, they don't even know League. Okay, they might as well just quit. Now whoever yummy is on, who is yummy? Yo, Pantheon! What are you doing, Pan? You're baiting me. He's not a tank yet, but he's baiting me. So let me explain. Like, based on how you move, like, you can, like, telegraph, like, what you're thinking, based on how you click. Like, head fake, essentially, like, yo, I'm going in. Right? But then if, like, I follow you in, then you can't just be like, yo, I'm out, dog. You know what I mean? It's something that happens a lot in low elo. Where players will move in a certain way that baits their teammates into doing something stupid. Why is just... Mods change the section of feeding, frenzy. See, I threw that at him to scare him. So I hit that vision thing to scare him. What are you doing? You're going for this? Okay. I mean, hey, it's all you. I mean, yo, I got the minion. Okay, I slowed him and I left. Nice. Speed up, move in. You got the CS? That was good. Thank you. Dude, I carried that fight, dude. I hard carried that fight. Believers. Believers, believers, believers. Win lane, win game. Contact me on my AOL. Contact me on aim for a elo boost service and coaching. Do you guys want one more? Alright, we'll do another one. We'll do one more. Wait, who's my lane? Who do I have? Do I have Nautilus? Who's my lane? Do I have Pantheon? Pantheon. I will strike you down. Pantheon is like a god at level one, right? Or is he a god at level two? What level is he a god? Level three? Okay. I have fear, dude. I have fear in my heart, dude. I have fear, I have fear, I have fear. I'm fearing, I'm fearing, I'm fearing myself. Frick. That was so lame. Yeah, it's really important that I get the XP, right? So even if I miss farm, it's really important that I'm in XP range so I can auto attack. So the reason why I need level six is so I can make sure that I can attack at a range. Because I can't attack at a range until level six. Oh, Rengar is mid, okay. Okay, good. Let's get Nashor's. B-curve bow. Blasting wand. Okay, I'm gonna get Boots. Don't get Magi's. Every game is Magi's. If you don't get Magi's, you don't play League. That's how it works. No, you don't need wards. Why do I need wards if I already know where the team is? Want to enemy jungle? I already know enemy jungle is. Okay, now you're gonna, okay. See, the good thing I got them boots. Dude, pretty soon it's just gonna be like it's just gonna be a whole different game. League of S-fans. S-fans of legends. Stop feed. I want to play longer. Stop talking and all chat with your nonsense. Don't crack the egg if you don't want the yoke. Play up. Okay, watch this. This is a hard snowball. A hard snowball is about to happen, chat. You ready? It's okay. Look, listen. You know what that means? That only gives me an opportunity to get Magi's. Hey, yo dog. Hey, let me, hey, hey. Let me, hey, hey. I healed you. I get the assist. Man, gotta form that Magi's. Look at that. Six stacks. Easy clap, boys. Six stacks. Wait, what, what the, what, what the, what? Kale ult? God ult? God king ult. Look at this, boom. God king Kale. Best Kale. 18 stack Magi's. Dude, I barely didn't have my ult up, dude. I barely didn't have my ult. I wish, dude. If I had my flash, if I had my flash I would have gone over. I know, but I thought about taking the plant. Taking the plant. Uh-oh. Uh, uh, team? Team? Uh, hello? Lag? I'm lagging. I'm lagging. Reconnecting? AT&T! Wait, why did they make that face? They're disappointed? I should be. I should be. I should be. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming. There's three people coming top right now. I can feel it. One and then two, three right here. I told you. I still got one. Some people say you don't need wards, or you need wards, and I say I am a ward. Okay, award-winning actor. S-Fan television. Nice to meet me. Look, you don't need wards. You just need brains. You need psychic. That's how it works. You still died? Yeah, but that's because I made a mistake. I made a miscalculation. Dude, Soraka, this isn't War Song Gulch. Okay? I don't need the only Q with healers. Oh, God. Save him. Soraka, you're a God. You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, dude. Dude, you stole my penta, dude. Do I end? I kind of didn't want to. You paid $24.99 to Twitch Interactive? Yo, who sneaked the Tier 3 out of me? Probably Amaranth. S-Minus on Kale. You're welcome for the experience. Minus two lever penalty. Suck a dick. Really?