 Welcome to Church Of The Share where we celebrate all the things we do while seated. I'm your host Ian tonight. We're playing some Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But first, but first, we have to go over and monetize the Stram. And then I got to post the DissyCord. Say, get that shareable link, Derbra. Hey, Nick, how you doing? All that's done and ready? Uh, it is I, Beeferman. Hey, Jayrod, how you doing? We had 21 viewers before I ended the last stream. Wish I could have carried those over. Doing well, that's good. You're starting to sober up. Well, I'm sorry, but I mean, you were talking some wild-ish. Hey, Jimmy, how you doing? It got weird. I got weird. Didn't it? Eh, it's all right. I'm not complaining, dude. But yeah, you were, you were wiling out for sure, for sure. For sure, for sure. Bad, high-knit. Bad. High-knit, Ken. Spice up your Starfield stream with themed overlays? What? I'll probably fall asleep in an hour or two, but I'm here now. Well, that's fine. Yeah, because you're over there in the yuck, aren't you? In the UK's. So it's quite late over Yonder, wait. Nick, I know you're, I know where you are. Yeah, it's just gone 1 a.m., yeah. Just looking around for some stuff real quick. I'm really interested in getting over on Twitch, but I have to start all over, over there, so, so we'll see. Hey, Ty, I don't care too much for Twitch, like I'm a YouTube person, but I mean, I gotta do what I gotta do at this point. This weekend I'm gonna work on it. They got some hot strength. Bruh. I'm supposed to be watching the game, not the Jiggly Bits. Hello, Jake, how are you doing? How's the sound and everything? We all good? People will discover you easier on Twitch, yeah, because I'll be starting over, so over here I'm just kinda getting buried. Uh, yeah, exactly, Jimmy. That's what I'm hoping for, but I won't be able to do that anytime soon because I have to wait for them to invite me to the partner program. I seem to be speaking Mandarin, the fuh. Any progress on the strike? Okay, let's, let's get this, let's talk about this real quick, Zeely, since I don't think you're part of the Discord, so you probably missed this. The studios came back to the table, and everybody got excited, and then our, the spokespeople, they went and talked to them, and it was literally all they wanted to know, all the studios wanted to know is if we were ready to give in. That's it. So we are over 100 days at this point. The longest strike lasted, the last one was 150 days. And this one, we're easily gonna go over 150 days. So there's absolutely no progress being made, and the studios are sticking to their guns, and with the advancements in AI and all that stuff, yeah, we're a, we're screwed. But, and that's why I'm going so hard for the YouTube channel, because I don't foresee, I don't foresee myself being having my name on credits of anything. So even the people that I was talking to that I had partnered with, they pretty much stopped talking to me too. So it just, you know, they got their own shit to worry about, I'm gonna let them worry about it, worry about their shit, I'm gonna worry about my shit, and we're just gonna go on about our business. But yeah, that's the update. Thanks Viking. And I know this sounds especially bad to aspiring screenwriters and all that out there, but I don't see this, I don't see this ending well at all. Alright, let's find ourselves a game. We're on cross play, so hopefully we don't get any hackers, but if we do, we're just gonna play. How's the weather, Jake? Thank you, Ty. I know you would. Who in their right mind would pick Connie over Anna? But I know, I've tried to swap with people before too. Johnny, someone has to pick Leatherface. Breeze right past you without too much trouble, that's good. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I unlocked all, oh no, you're right! Hang on, let's pick someone else. Because I already, she's maxed out, and yeah, let's pick someone else. Let's pick Leland. Alright, so Leland, I haven't played with Leland much, but I do know that he can fight back without a bone shard. Leland used for the first time, but dude, haven't I played as Leland? Something's not, something's not, something doesn't seem right, because I've played as Leland, haven't I? And I'm glad you're feeling better. Is that Leatherface you're against? Level 80? No, he's level 14. Let's go. I'm excited to level up some more of my characters. Please don't start making noise right off the bat, Julie. God damn it, are you kidding me? I hate it when I get, when I spawn with idiots. I once paid a fine for throwing a marshmallow at a child. Remind me to tell y'all about the time I had to buy a peach because of something like that. Tell me after this game, just tell us the peach story, because I'm not 100% sure how to use this guy, so, bruh, this is literally the same, ee, give us your big juicy peach story. It wasn't big and juicy, that's for sure. Oh my god, he sucks so bad at this, he's even worse than Sonny. Welcome back, Tane. My dad's actually younger than me, so he wasn't there when I was born. Dude, Nick, if you believe that, you deserve, you deserve to buy a bridge. Why did my screen go black? Girl, if you don't get, fuck is he. Oh, this leather face is smart. He blocked all the, yeah, she definitely sold me out. And now I'm screwed. Use it, no, I don't know. Okay, I did fight back. I fought back. And the noise has awakened Mitch McCullough. Really? Okay, I'm dead. This guy sucks. This guy sucks all of the booty cheeks. Yeah, this, Leland is terrible. You know how bats are blind, but good hearers? Yeah, that's, I wonder how people subdue, you know how it'll pop up? It was like, what's it called? It says grandpa has been incapacitated. Like, how do you do that? Oh, it only gets worse. That was one of the more tame murders. Put a blanket over grandpa and he falls back to sleep. Yeah, that was, that was tame. That was one of the tamer kills. Of course I'd play with you, Nick. You can hit him using R2. Okay. He asked him to tell you about the war. Yeah, Ty, I would love to play with you all. In fact, it'd be great if we had like a viewer night, where I just played with everybody. I mean, it doesn't even have to be a special night. It can just be, you know, all of us get together and we can play. And if there's more than three of you, then we can like swap out. I guess we're playing as Ana. Let's give Ole Leland another try. I got a feeling if I can figure out how to play with him, it'll be relatively decent. See, Leland used for the first time. All the stuff is, sometimes my stuff doesn't get clocked. I just used Leland and it said use Leland for the first time. Oh yeah, he's, yeah, every single character has their own perks. So 100%. In fact, the only reason I didn't keep running that time is because I wanted to turn around and hit him. But he killed me right up the bat. You know, I've never actually seen Dazed and Confused. Hello, Mr. Leaderface. Let her face the music. Shit, Pickled Von Stenkenstein. Oh, I'm sure it's a good movie as much as everybody talks about it. I'm sorry, Connie. He's so slow. It's these big, dumb man hands. Go on, girl. I'll get you some. The family of woke ramps. Oh, not a sissy. Oh my God. Come on. See, it's her fucking, yeah, man, Leland is a lost cause, bro. He's slow. He's okay. I hate sissy skills. I really and truly do. Leland is grade A garbage. People actually choose to play as him. The dudes in this game suck. You know what? They don't sit through the entire game. It doesn't give me credit for playing it. I think that's the case. Let's test it. Yep. If you don't sit through the whole, this is a bunch of bullshit. If you don't sit through the entire match, you don't get credit for playing as that character. You get points, but you don't get any of the unlockables. That's horse shit. That is 100% just full up dookie drawers. That's my first real criticism about this. My first real criticism. Why would anyone want to sit through all that? It might be that, but at least, you know, have it to where if you get killed, if you die, if you legitimately die, you should be able to get the stuff, because you get points, of course. That's why I'd be messing with Lazy all the time. That's why I'm constantly picking on Lazy, because Lazy just constantly being the contrarian. Oh, we love you, Lazy. Now, I actually disagree with that, Jimmy. I actually legitimately disagree with that. Why is it not letting me use... What? That was weird. It wasn't letting me change. I guess we're going to try and play with Julie some more. I know I've used Julie more than five times. So I guess you either have to win. That ain't all Julie's got. I think you should be able to come back like Friday the 13th. I don't know. I don't like that. Oh, the peach story. So, okay, I was out with my friends, and we were all drunk. You got to keep that in mind. I was a teenager, probably 16 or 17. We walk into a grocery store, and we're going for snacks. So we walk in there, and we walk over to the produce section, because you had to walk through the produce section to get into the rest of the area. And I stepped... Well, I didn't step. Hang on. I looked down, and there's a smashed peach. It's already been smashed. So I'm like, ugh, nasty. And I kick it. I kind of slide it across there, and all my buddies start laughing. We make it all the way up to the checkout, and there's a manager standing there with the cashier. And she rings up all of our stuff, and the manager standing there, you know, manager-like watching us, and I'm like, what the hell is this all about? So he finally goes, and you're going to have to add that peach you stepped on, too. I was like, I didn't step on the peach. It was just there. Anyways, after she waited and everything, 16 cents, 16 cents for one peach. That man was pressed over 16 cents. Anyways, that's my peach story. Actually, hang on here. Well, I guess we're going to have to sit through them if we want to get the points, guys. No, I said the time I had to buy a peach. I was forced to buy a peach. Like a literal ass story. What's the OK for, Jayrod? Are those testicles? Have you not seen it? Have you not seen testicles before? Oh, Lord. I mean, no shame if you've never even put a mirror down there. But I'm just saying, not in the game. Yeah, you can 100% just spam it with Julie, and it'll work. Man, Julie's proficiency is through the roof. The muscle memory plan is hers. What in the hell? Wang titties, the fuck. I'm going to regret that. When life grabs you by the balls, you are in comfort. No, no, no, sir. God damn it. Are you kidding me? Scares me every time. Come on, come on, come on, come on. All right, we're going for the game plan from yesterday. I hear him, but I don't see him. Requires unlock tool. I just used the unlock tool. What the bitch? I don't have an unlock tool. Do you? Oh, OK. I used one on that door, and I used one. Oh, no. And deliver the mailman's mail to stats and skills. Hopefully you have a lockpick, because holy shit. All of us out here, not one of us has a lockpick. Dude, I can't even see myself on my own screen over here. Stop. Oh my god, you did not just do that. Your comment got flagged? What are you talking about? Liking. What are you talking about? What comment? It's just on yours? OK. Dude, I wish I could. How do you not see him? How do you not see him? This game is fantastic. I'm going to come over here. Now that that gate's open, I'm going to come over here. Or I don't have another. It's open, manga. How are y'all not turning it off? What are y'all doing? Are you kidding me? Go, go, go. Douchebag. Oh my god, I'm sorry. Oh, that was such toxic behavior. I'm so sorry. I am so, so sorry. I don't know why I did that. What? Girl couldn't even get over the. Why can't she get over the? What the hell's wrong with her that she can't get over the? Why did she keep falling? I don't know. She keeps falling. I don't know if she's canceling it or what. Wow, what the hell were the family members doing? I didn't get, yeah, I didn't get a. Did I get found once? I don't think I got found once. That was hella game play. You're rewatching? That's fine. I had to go back to, for what? To see what she was doing? Or because I swung the gate closed. That was dirty though. That was dirty. That was so dirty. The gate closed? Yeah, that was, oh. Is it Josias? Josias? And hello from America. Thanks for stopping in. Oh, one of the killers disconnected. I'm still laughing even the second. Yeah, I'm going to clip it. I'll clip it. That was disgusting behavior. I'm not going to lie. That was absolutely atrocious, toxic behavior. But they weren't anywhere around us. So I mean, it was all in good fun. But yeah, it's hella toxic. Hella toxic. Oh my god. Why did I do that? Like, I was like, I was running through it and the prompt came up and it was like, close. And I just hit it. It was like, it just spammed square. But Connie takes forever to uh, uh-oh, uh-oh. There we go. They were being morons. I can't believe I did that. I can't believe I did that. I read that as Mormons. I mean, fair, right? Bye, suckers. You going to let me play as Julie? I'm still laughing. I'm crying. She is really, really good. I ain't going to lie. Hang on, let me go check something. No, that's not what I wanted. That's what I wanted. That was so toxic. I ought to be fine. This game, it's so hilarious. It is funny, isn't it? Did I get your name right? Is it Josias or is it Josias? The strain I got now in New Jersey, Gas Man. And I think it's that giggle gas? Probably, yeah. But yeah, this game. Oh, man. I would not be surprised if I got reported for doing what I did. I would not be a bit surprised. All right, let's do the purple titty monster. We'll do the purple titty monster tonight, at least for this round. OK, so I don't think Shell's watching, but if Shell's watching, I had her crying laughing earlier. And then last night, I was laughing so hard because I was so high in the bed. I don't know why I told you about her laughing today. That's a whole different scenario. But last night, I was so high, everything she said was just absurdly, ridiculously funny. I couldn't go to sleep because it even scared me at one point in time because I couldn't get a breath in. So I couldn't breathe to calm down. And I was like, I'm literally going to die laughing because I was laughing so hard I was wheezing and I couldn't catch my breath. And Shell's like, god damn, what's wrong with you? Like, oh, never mind. I know exactly what's wrong with you. Good way to go? Yeah, that and not my preferred way, but I'm sure you guys can guess what my preferred way would be. Imagine how fucking traumatizing that would be to your partner, though. It's like, I know that Hootenanny is good, but good god, how are you going to kill me with it? Hey, we got another one where there's somebody everywhere. You notice how I'm walking away and it's still just yellow? Yeah, no matter where I go, it's yellow. OK, it just stopped. Let me guess. No, we don't have any, which one calls it? None of the family are playing peace. Get off me. This is definitely not the stream you want to be in while high, that's for sure. Because we get funny as hell in here. Being high is half the funny, at least, yeah. Where am I, the gas station? Yep, BroboCop? That dude, that is a great username, BroboCop? Where is that? OK, so if I come back this way, there's a well right there. Oh no, sorry, y'all, I'm concentrating like a mad person. If one of them comes my way, I'm going for the well. Oh god, oh god, really? All right, so it's just a matter of having patience now. God damn you, damn. Bro, you realize you just fell through the pick lock? God damn it. Oh, this one's wild. OK, where did she come from? She went out the door. Oh, come on, man. That was some whore shit. Y'all saw her walk out the door. How did she get back in? How the hell did she get back in? I'm all about some whiskey, Jimmy. What do you like to drink? Technically, my state says it's OK, but the country still says no. So there is that, technically, yeah. Might be. I don't know, but you guys saw her run out and they can't travel through the crawl spaces. So what the fuck, right? A scarecrow down there just gave up. Man, that sucked. I did not level up. Why do you keep saying that? Well, the ultimate escape leveled up. Hugs, if you want them, I'm fine. I'm becoming summer man. His power, you ask. The ability to be a functional human being. Oh, but with the, oh. Oh, Ty, are you talking about hugging Nick? I'm sure he'll take one. Yeah, I thought so. I thought so. Well, I actually think the best part about this, Brian, is that I have been, I'm really good at getting away from them. That's why I get so butt hurt when I get killed, because it seems like sometimes certain things work and sometimes other things don't work. So I don't know. You have to stay for the whole game, right? That's all right, it's whatever. The ones that I can't stand are Sissy, because she stunlocks you, and she's fast. At least Johnny and the cook aren't anywhere near as fast. I was talking to Shell about this game, and I realized this game is really 4v4. It's not asymmetrical, because Grandpa, even though he's an NPC, is still another character you've got to worry about. We'll play one more, and then I'll go ahead and take a break. Haven't been going long enough yet. But other than that, I mean, I'm really good at getting away from them. So I don't have any problems most of the time. All right, let's go with what do y'all want? Y'all want original faded haze or marine? Jamison with RC Cola? I used to mix Jack with RC Cola. I preferred that over Coke. But I haven't had Jamison with RC. Marine? All right. We'll do faded next, Zeely. We part of the blue titty committee today. Oh, hang on, Brian. You've been outvoted, brother. You've been outvoted. We'll do marine next time. Both Lazy and Zeely requested faded. You don't have RC Cola in the UK? That's crazy. Dr. Pepper and Maker's Mark? Yes. Dr. Pepper and literally any liquor. I haven't found a liquor that's not good with it. It's not bad with, oh, I can't do Pepsi and whiskey. I had a really bad experience on Pepsi and whiskey. Sissy, stop being so damn impatient. We have A-starts or Aztarts or Aztartes. Only Dan's. We have L-Slime-choppel. OK, I don't like Ninja's name. I don't tax the poor? Bruh, who are these people? I don't want to play with these douchebags. Yeah, RC Cola was a lot more popular when I was a kid, too. Anna, if you don't hurry up. Yeah, I just said lords. But I don't know, the person playing Anna seems very suspect with that name. Disarono with Coke is similar to Dr. Pepper? Yeah, I can see that. Did y'all know that one of the flavors in Dr. Pepper is prunes? That's not borderline. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he meant. You know what, I haven't seen many PC players in cross-play, period. I'm wondering if the devs are just like banning anybody. Just like mass banning to try and fix the game. Well, that's because of the caffeine. It's not real prunes. It's prune flavoring. It's the caffeine in Dr. Pepper that makes you poop, because they have a higher caffeine content. Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper have the same caffeine content. So false rumor, that's research. That's what that is. You don't poop. Nick, you're full of shit. I guess there's a lock box over there. Are you kidding me? By the time you saw through both of them, I'm gonna be long gone, playa. Never mind, maybe I'm not. In my heart, it's real prunes. It's just flavoring. Oh, where's my, uh-oh. Dr. Pepper tastes like Texas, do you? That could have been a clippable moment, too. Where? I like the Yeagermeister and Oach. Ugh, what kind of monster are you? Yeagermeister, that's like brushing your teeth and then, ugh. I don't like you anymore, Jimmy. How dare you like something that I don't? Ugh, nasty bastard. Somebody ban Jimmy right this very second. I am kidding. Any of you ban him, I'ma ban you. Honestly, it works well. Did you know Dr. Pepper is not correct? It's actually Dr. Pepper's Mots, oh, Lord. Are you getting chased? Why am I going in the direction everyone was running from? Oh, shit, he scared the, but Jesus out of me. I think I lost an entire testicle. You scared the nuts off me, fam. What would be, I'm still confused in what clip you're talking about. Would you get off me? I don't know you like that. Oh, see ya, player. Yeah, okay. Ah, I know where this is. You stay in there, Anna. I swear, I saw it happen. Yeah, you're right, it happened. If you don't get your vulva out of my fucking face, Jesus Christ, that's just rude sticking your whole vulva in somebody's face. I mean, unless they request it, then, you know, let your freak flag fly. But, I am not trying to be your guy in a college as guh. I think you can. I think that underneath the screen in the options, there should, well, like with the share button and all that stuff, I'm pretty sure you can. So yeah, if y'all wanna clip it, go ahead. If y'all wanna clip any moment, just do it. You ain't gotta wait for me to say okay. Stream E Montage. I wish I could do a funny E stream. Go ahead. If you go back and watch it, I will give you permission to do that because that's the kind of shit that makes you famous is when people cut together your content don't get it twisted. I'd be perfectly happy with that. Cause like people all the time are like, oh my God, he stole my videos. Like, no dog, he's helping you boost your ish. Stream E Montage for after hours. I could play something stupid like one of those erotic games. Oh, did y'all see Cook? Did y'all see him? I saw him. Generators turned off? God damn it. All right, whatever. Ah damn, I'm the last victim standing too. Did he lose sight of me? He did lose sight of me, but I'm about to die. I'm waiting for my video to stop buffering. I'm gonna die. So considering that she's a collection of ones and zeros, Julie sure got something going on. I will 100% just sit here and collect points. You should see the other clip from the other night, Nick. It was absolutely glorious. I'm gonna go out my own way, you solid ass bitch. Why is this so damn funny? Well, your way looks painful. I go out on my turns. My turns. He doesn't get the kill though. That means he doesn't get the points for killing me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Gotcha bitch. Oh look, they fixed it. This time it didn't say level 16. Jumping through a window is your own time. I did it, didn't I? Ha ha ha ha ha. Anyways, y'all talk amongst yourselves. I'm gonna go ahead and go on break. And when I get back, we will continue this nonsense. I already got the, you know how I do. Every night I gotta get at least one W and that was the first game of the night. So we're good. I'll be back in about 15 minutes, y'all. That's funny. All right. Okay. Face cam back. I think we lasted longer that round than some of the other rounds. Yeah, we did. That's a shame. All right. And that means I didn't get any points either. But this is interesting. Why I say that is, so if you're, let's say you're playing and you just happen to have like another console or some other copy of the game and you're trying to just load in people that you can just run and kill yourself. I was thinking about this. It would be an easy way to level up, right? Well, they thought of that. So if you're idle, I mean, it's a lot to have to go through, but let's see here. Oh, this is Connie. That's not what I wanted. Yeah, move a little bit. Yeah. The secret to lasting longer, don't move. I mean, all guys know that. All of us know that. All right. What did I say? Marine the next time? You can lean controller so character spins. I know that Leatherface is like, what's this guy doing? I'm gonna murder him anyways. It cannot be a satisfying kill. If you are lost in the basement, find an open. Yeah, I know. Man, I wanna play as Ana. I'm so much better as Ana. But what we're gonna do is we're gonna boost her proficiency or maybe her strength or toughness. I mean, don't really, strength is like to, I don't know what strength does actually, but we're gonna boost her proficiency. Ana with that fall damage, definitely. Ana can take a licking and keep on ticking. I know it makes you stronger, but I don't know in what context. I mean, what's the difference between toughness and stronger? Do you like do more damage if you hit him with a bone shard or something? I don't know. All right, so we have Eve Viren. We have Mr. Threeshot. We have yours. Is that an eye? Yoris Alvaldo? I don't know. Ace Vanity, Superior Cam, and Momo 5C. Damn, phone update. Uh-oh. Did your phone update in the middle of the stream? How dare you step away to update your phone? How dare you? I knew you didn't like me, Jayrod. I knew it. Ooh, family house, Dawn. Can y'all remember if we've ever played the family house at night? I don't think we have. Ah, you're fine, Nick. If you fall asleep, you fall asleep. When she's hanging there like that, she looks like Katy Perry. Are you really? All right, we're not gonna be like those cats. Let them make as much noise as they want. If you do, I wish you sweet dreams. Aw. I'll be very, very quiet. I'm hunting Wabbit. Let's go ahead and grab this in case we need to run for it. I'm sorry, I'm kind of blind. Takes a lot to keep me mad. Fair enough. I'm just kidding. Let's do that. And then there's a Shikon over there. Kill him with kindness. You got damn right. Damn, where was he? Are you an absolute bag of asses? Are you for cereal? Absolutely an entire bag of asses. This one is, I only get mad when Holloway swoops in and gets the only question I know. Ooh, this is tense. I must be camping, because this is intense. Or when people write books about New York. That's a good one. We're not staying here. Or maybe we are. Okay, he's gonna head that way. What the hell was that? I feel like I should have found a damn exit by now. Whoever this leather face is, he's really damn good. I've been in here, haven't I? Yeah, I've been in here. Ah, yeah, he destroyed all that stuff. Okay, I've been this way. I love that line, too. How do people like this happen? Like, how do they just happen? Oh, oh, oh, we lucky as hell, bruh. Hi, Viking. Have a good night, man. I think that's grandpa. I think I'm fine. We're going into our hidey hole. There's someone else out here. Can y'all hear that? Anybody got headphones on? All right, we gotta take a chance. What are you doing? What the? Oh, okay, all right. Nevermind, I'm dead. No way. Yes! Bye, Johnny. I don't know because Sissy can. I know he's mad. I know he is big mad. Neither, both him and Cook. I popped my perk at the last minute. I couldn't wait that long. Oh, the dude's right here. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Momo5C is hiding right here. They're gonna lock everything down on him. I knew I heard someone else around me. Momo, just take your time, bruh. Just take your time. Just, no, don't run, sonny. Just take your time. Oh, Cook can hear him. If he uses his perk right now, he'll be screwed. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Just hide, Momo, you're fine. You're fine. Don't move an inch. Bruh, I wanna watch this. You can't, you can't. Leather face is right there, dude. What are you doing? Every leather face is an idiot. Oh, nevermind. Dude, you're just gonna get chopped up. You're just gonna get chopped up. Yeah, you're dead, you're dead. Dude, there ain't no way in hell. Ain't no way you make it through this. You should have just waited. Yeah, see? Rip, sonny. Anyways, beaver's in the chat. We got another W, two Ws. We got a two W average. Even though last night I won like four rounds. We got a two W average per stream. I am perfectly good with that. Big fat W. That's it. All that gameplay and all I get is like three points. Thank y'all for the beers in the chat. Yeah, so if you leave before, that's why it shows who disconnected. That's why it shows it. Huh, that's interesting. If you don't stay for the entire match, you don't get the points, you don't get the swag. That's crazy. I actually don't like cutting down the bone scraps because that helps you know where the killers are if they're chasing or if they're out and about because they just walk right through it. I always have another plan of action. Oh, look. It did it again. Oh well. It did that weird glitch thing again. It is creepy, yeah. It's just a glitch of some kind. Either that or it's when people are hacking. It's one or the other. After this, I'm gonna go take my gummy and then I'll give you guys another hour with me. Or until it kicks in. One of the other, I haven't eaten today, so. It might kick in pretty damn quick. Yeah, yeah, I've drank almost this whole thing tonight. Thank you for the concern, I appreciate you. See, it says Julie used five times. I know I've used her more than five times. I'm back, had to go to a meeting real quick. Ready for more chainsaw fun? Hell yeah. Yeah, so we need to continue on with Julie, hoping we get at least, I would say what? At least two more, right? Our first W of the night was with Julie. And then I think it's five times per that outfit. You can't choose that outfit. Look, Julie used five times. It doesn't say anything about that outfit and I can't use that outfit until I unlock it. Yeah, maybe it's a bug. It might be a bug, but it only happens when there's PC players in here. If you notice, uh-oh, Grave Robber 79, level 26. Y'all, I don't like this. We got a PC player leather face. Let's see what happens. So Grave Robber on PC is playing his leather face. Let's see what it do. Let's see if leather face does anything wonky. It might be a bug too, Nick, I don't know. I'd have to like contact the devs. I don't even have social media to do that with. The other night, I think it was last night. Wasn't it last night when I was winning and I suddenly got a, yeah, see, automatically, look at this, automatically in danger. Yeah, that's, that's sketch as hell. Damn, Leland sounds like me in the bedroom. Oh, gotta stay focused. Oh, I'm just kidding. Shell would divorce me. Y'all, I'm so wrong for what I just did. I just locked dude out. Gotta stay focused. It's so hard. What do I do with this? Girl, you know, you'll know when the time comes. Oh, that brought back a core memory. Like when my, oh shit, he scared the Jesus pants off me. Y'all ever seen Jesus pants? They really lay across your lap. He scared the Jesus pants off you. Why are we all, I almost made a poopy. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna wait for somebody else to open up a door. Well, I'm playing toxic as hell tonight. I knew it. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. This is fun. Little did he know that the video game was slowly turning players evil. Soon, he would be playing his defense. No, no, we're never doing that again. I don't care how much people beg for it. If anybody wants to see me use the family, gotta be a $50 super chat. That's the... I did not just do that. Y'all, I think I'm screwed. I screwed up. Yeah, I'm making too many mistakes. Head upstairs, leather face. Ain't nothing going on down here. Ooh, this is, this is intense. Young Colin Powell. I do, I do. But literally anybody comes in here saying they want me to play as family, I'll do it. It's going to cost you 50 bucks. 100%. You want to come and see it? Dude, they are, oh my God. Oh shit, look, look guys. For real, for real? Damn, Derek. You're going to get, you're going to get lazy and complex. Did everybody die? Yeah, everybody's dead. I know I'm the last one standing, but I didn't know if anybody had escaped. Now all they have to do is camp. Yeah, I thought so. You're going to be the lead kid after that. God damn, man. Damn, that was a good crew of, wow. That was a good crew of killers. I'm not going to lie, mad respect to them, even though two of them just walked right past me. See, now it's not doing that 16, it was just a, I know, I know. Or else I'd have been like, she didn't mean it like that. I know you were messing with her. Yeah. I'm going to go grab a gummy and come back and we'll play for another hour. All right, so bear with me for a second. Well, it's going to take like two minutes to walk in the house and get back. Okie dokie. Oh, just picking handsome men of color. Jimmy Brown got the snickle fritz. Wenjie of this here is like five shots of Erika. Whoa. Good Lord. Lazy is invited to the cookout? Of course. Uh, just to let you know, Lazy, that means you've been accepted. Colin Powell is handsome. I think what she was saying was, now I'm going to let Lazy speak for herself. I wonder how many times Colin Powell when he was younger heard, look, it's palmin' to Colin. It feels like it's been ages since, since I was able to level up. Colin Powell is not an handsome man. I don't think so. Oh yeah, I'm sure. I would tell y'all what they called me, but other than Free Willy and Barney the dinosaur. Lazy Idris Elba. You gotta go though? All right, Nick, have a good night, man. Try and get some rest. Also email me and tell me how your health is. Oh, are you kidding me? No, I'm not. I'm not playing with Sonny or, I was just thinking about you the other day. I'm not playing as Sonny or Leland. That ain't gonna happen. Take care of yourself, brother. Love your face. There we go. I guess we're playing as Anna. Why can't I, oh, because it's an X by her name, not an X, a check mark. Well, I want to play as, I want to play as Julie because I want to unlock these damn clothes. Scooby-dooby-doo. I got the hungriest dog on earth. I see well bulldogs have weight problems, yeah. Same with pit bulls. My dog constantly, constantly hungry. There we go. Did we get it? Or did we already have that unlocked? We did. We got stripes. We got a new outfit, finally. Fetum, carrot, celery, cucumbers, all that stuff, definitely. We got our new outfit. That means we need five more rounds. They say, E, what are you thinking? I cannot shake it to that. I take a liking to, no, I got it wrong. Nevermind. He loves watermelon. Who doesn't? Anybody in here ever met anyone who doesn't like watermelon? Watch, lazy. Lazy doesn't like watermelon. Watch, watch. It's coming. Y'all know it's coming. I do have a new thing. Hang on. Quicker recharge rate reduces the ability recharge time to 110 seconds. Running stamina consumption is reduced by 50% while ability is active. Hell yeah. While active grants immunity to tracking from the cook and Johnny, while greatly reducing stamina consumed from, boy, that is overpowered. Are you kidding me? Have you met, is there a reason why you've never had watermelon tie? My dog used to lick beer out of the glass if it was on the floor. After slurping, but you're also, you're allergic to watermelon? That's terrible. It doesn't seem good to me, I guess. But you said you have no idea. I'm just confused. Nevermind. Don't mind me. All right, slaughterhouse day. We have pit bull from Miami speaking of pit bull. Dolly. Oh, lazy loves watermelon. Flusky, propane six. Oh, Lord, that guy. You are trying way too hard. But Flusky is on PC, so let's see if any shenanigans happen. Ooh, happy wife. Shell, you're in the chat. Not in the chat. You're in the game. Right? Hey. Derek, your dog ain't the only one. Am I right or am I wrong? They're like, eat, step up off them. I cannot shake it to dad. I like all of the features, but I take a liking to it. Okay, once again, we have a PC player. Pete, this. We have a PC player. And once again, automatic, automatic. Ooh, Blair Underwood is out. What are you doing, Heffy? The fuck are you doing? Oh, we gotta get to this thing. Come on, we gotta get to the lock box before we get chopped up into itty-bitty bits. He takes after me. That's what I'm talking about, bruh. Exactly what I'm talking about. Ah, they're both small bottles. Ooh, take that, big dog. That was a nice escape. I had to use my perk to do it, but that was a nice escape. Ooh, that scared the sh- Ooh, Lord Jesus. Uh-huh. Bye, bitch. Grandpa isn't even scary to you anymore. Every, it seems like it's, I always, that always pops up right when I'm about to turn a blind corner or something. Where am I? Oh, I know where I am. I gotta be real careful over here. Says he has to be real careful, jumps up. Guys, I'm fucked up, bruh. He is right above me. What do you mean you think you lost him? They're literally all over the place. Oh, this is terrible. This is terrible. I can think anything since I don't do anything. I don't know what to do. Grandpa immobilized. No, they aren't gone. This dude is hella camping. I need another lockpick. Come on, come on, come on. They're coming. Is she? No way she's doing that. Go through, go through. Y'all, they have no idea where I am. I can't see, y'all, I can't see. Ooh, my heart. Come on, they're nowhere around you. God damn it, I couldn't even hear her. I couldn't, she is so quiet. Damn, I almost had it. Damn, that's twice that, that this group of kill, well, it's a different group of killers, but this twice that they killed all of us. That sucked. Jayrod has a taste for chocolate. So I was throwing some out there. Grandpa is a mummified living corpse. Damn, man. Yeah, Leatherface didn't even get a kill that time. I'm definitely not playing in that lobby again. Can you just read a book by the gate? If you're a killer, like no one could get out. Yeah, but there's, if you do that, there's a, I guess, hang on, I don't know what keeps you from doing that because there's three exits in every place. And if there's three exits and three killers, why couldn't they just camp? You got a good point, Lazy. What book would they read? That's a good question. What book would they read? Nah, I don't wanna play with a level 20. Oh, I'm already in here, nevermind. Tuesdays with Mori. Human cookbook. Y'all, how many breaks have I taken tonight? Ken by Keenly Patrick Burke's a good one. No, I'm not talking about like game night. I'm talking about since I started this. It's been one or two. Ready Player One, that's a good one. I like that name, Chain Smoke Poetry. That's a cool name. Y'all, I'm playing Reckless as Hell tonight. Why can't I hear the chainsaw down here? But he's, oh yeah, that's right. He can like turn it off and on. But isn't it weird? That got me. That got me again. Isn't it weird that ever since I spawned? Ah, fuck you, man. That was one of the killers. Are you kidding me? Fucker, go away. Oh my God, what is up? All right, what we're gonna do is we're gonna go hide over here in our hiding spot. He's got an electric one, quitter. Damn, damn. Yeah, I know, you're coming for me. What the hell? Yeah, I know, come on, come get me. Yeah, I'm dead. Hey, Leatherface. Oh shit, he has chainsaw died. I know, he big man. He's like, that's gonna be my kill. It's not polite and kind to call someone a quitter. Well, my back is starting to bother me before my gummy even kicks in. So I gotta call it a night. Tomorrow there will be more Texas Chainsaw Massacre at 5 p.m. I might even play some armored core, I don't know. But anyways, it's good enough for night. Thanks, thank you everybody for hanging out with me. Bye, Lazy, bye, Jayrod, bye, Chainsmoke, bye, Ty, bye, Jimmy, bye, Derek, bye, Viking and anyone else who might be in here. Love y'all, see you tomorrow night. There will be no stream with Chad in the morning because I have a doctor's appointment.