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Trevor's Rant (Civil War on Drugs Part 2)

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Published on Jun 1, 2011

Trevor's rant about what the new Confederate Flag should be...

We could, uh... we could put a naked girl on the flag, with, like, big whoppers. And she's sittin' in her doorway, and you're walkin' through town, and she's like, "Hey, stranger, come over here." And you're like, "What do you want, woman?" And she's like, "so you can come in and have supper at my place." And you're like, "But I'm a good Christian man with a wife at home. I can't be hangin' around with strange women." And she's like, "I ain't gonna bite you, mister." And you're like, "I don't know..." But then, all of a sudden, the rain starts commin', almost as if God himself is pushin' you toward her doorway. So, you go in, and she's sittin' down and she's got a hot meal, and it's been a long time for you've had a hot meal and a cold pillow. So, you sit down, and she takes a napkin, and tucks it into your collar. Now, it's been a long time for you've felt the fingers of a woman, so you're gettin' mighty excited. Then, all of a sudden, her sisters come over, and you're like, "How many sisters?" One sister. Two sister. Three sister. Four sister. Five sister. Five sisters come over. So you're like, "Oh my God, I gotta get outta here, the devil is temptin' me." But, then, all of a sudden, her clothes fall off. And you're like, "What? How did that happen? A woman's clothes just fall right off her body?" Then your clothes fall of and you're like, "What? What's goin' on here?" Then an earthquake happens. You both land in the tub...

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