 Oh, let me go to our let me go to Mahler's channel. Oh, is that what we're doing? Um, I was doing your channel, but So yeah, we is our lives is We is our lives is Let's see to know Everything wrong with avengers infinity war with sins sins. That is that is it I For the e-fap gods. I don't know what you mean. I don't know what that is What are you saying that full there's nothing to do with anything rags. What's wrong with you? One watching now. It must be me No, it's cunder thundt. Oh, there's two. Oh Hello cunder thundt. You're the first Um, but yes, hello because because cunder thundt Is the first person in the chat He gets to make a special There's a special message. He gets to he he says a comment and we'll say it out loud on stream to the 21 people watching Hello all my n words Oh, looks like you you've been given a great power cunder thundt. Don't don't Do you? Nate briggers that's true. That's true Show your appreciation by sending a super chat bitch. I'm in the I did that last time I spent two dollars to say hi rags Guys, we're trying to guys. We're trying to convince the world that we aren't racist chat. You're not you're not helping us right now There's king edward King edward's always uh, he's always a fun one Mostly because I have to like get through his full name before I can even find what he said in the chat I'm king edward long shanks the first hammer the scouselord of wales king of england exactly Which is an esteemed position to have by the way, his name is almost as long as denaris targaryen's like list of titles I love a davos the response that we just goes this is john snow. Yeah, uh king in the north About the only line I liked in that whole season There uh, there's more than just that. That's good. It's just so much bad. Sure. Sure there I like I liked the john and um Berek dondarian talk that was like the only that was the only good part of episode seven the conversation Jamie and olana have to Oh, yeah, that one was good He's a viper. Yes. Hello. Uh, let's let's see. What have we got for the fun little updates We got 31 funny kittens. That's not Oh, that's a good one. Look at him. Oh Oh, right. I should probably wait. Yeah, I usually No, look, he's kissing him. Look at that. He's so cute The kittens are doing a blep. Look at him. Oh, look at them. They're so Oh, you tried to oh, that's violent. We don't that's the hate speech He's not he's bathing. Oh, that's nudity. Don't Oh, this is like this is encouraging tribalism This is wwe kittens Yeah, oh Oh, it's a little black one You see What what why would you it's just the weird little it gets to me it is There's nothing wrong with being little There is something wrong with being a black cat. All right, the e-fap cover is on now. No more no more kittens You see everyone you asked us not to do the last Jedi so now we're reviewing kittens We were reviewing kittens. Yep. No go beck No, I think I think this I think the show needs more last Jedi based episodes Oh, is this gonna make it off screen a bit? God damn it. It is off screen a bit One anniversary of the last Jedi um We're in someone's own all time Someone said that uh, those were alt-right kittens. They are except for the little black one Yeah, he's a BLM kitten Well, actually nowadays, I mean if if I can be if I can be alt-right And if Ian Miles Chong can be alt-right and if sargon can be alt-right Why didn't you mention me as well, by the way? Anybody can be alt-right. So being black is no excuse anymore. It's not a get out of jail free card anymore What's off screen about that? I don't think I've ever been called alt-right. Yeah, oh you will Oh, you will I'm pretty sure just appearing here is gonna do it I stay away from talking about politics most of the time. You're too egalitarian to not be called alt-right I don't think I have any controversial opinions really There's no such thing as not having that It's impossible you thought you used to be pure. Oh, no Controversial opinion is okay Just wait until just Just wait until destiny invites you to a debate Then you'll be exposed Um, yeah, what may as well considering you just we've just mentioned that, uh Braggs, do you want to do you want to read? Oh fuck. Let's go in You could start med you Hang on. Let me drag it across Oh This is the the the gentleman from reddit This is about efap The gentleman So this is how you know you've you've struck it big if some randy on reddit talks about you I don't go to the reddit myself Okay, I have a subreddit. Um Cinema sin sins has a subreddit. I'm sure this is much more positive than the the one this came from Yeah, he has the word sin twice in his name. It has to be Too negative to be positive. That's true To be to be fair sins backwards is snis That is true. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, that sounds so evil this comment from reddit is as thus It's like, let me get a beer. I'll be right back Um, I guess I was just gonna say by the way apparently there's there's some news that came out that um TLJ's script was finished before tfa's script was yeah, I heard about that How is that Well, I I don't uh I'm not 100% sure It's it's come from someone who worked with it and someone who's actually in favor of tlj, but I don't know How would that how could you be in favor of tlj and think rain damage? This is That's true. I'm not I'm not serious. It's okay to like the last jedi. So no, it's not you. It's Um, but yeah, no, I thought it was interesting The comment says They are three youtubers who are known for making three to seven hour long streams attacking people who both enjoy And defend the last jedi movie triggered snowflakes For instance I remember hearing that they made a six hour stream Attacking a video that was responding to rags quite terrible I hate everything's video on how certain reactions I.e. the rampant negativity towards the movie and actors were unwarranted and the people who made them should be ashamed of themselves Note that IHE's video was not aimed at attacking or criticizing people who hated the movie or hand flaws Since he holds some of the same opinions They and their followers are known for having an arrogant tendency to silence opposing views on the matter By claiming that they have addressed every possible argument against them and call them objectively wrong Hence the numerous comments saying that You know, of course it follows logically They will search every video And claim that a five to six hour long video series by moller the one without the furry Oh, it's only matter of time Is the only video one should watch about the last jedi and why they say it is bad However, the biggest claim that they make is that all people who like the movie Attached to the star wars brand and that they can't come to dislike it because of that irony Politically to lean heavily towards the alt right Your next incense Just by talking to people who have already been accused of being all right, I will soon be accused by someone Yeah, hey chat. Hey chat make sure uh post f if you think that sin sins is alt right Cinema sin sins you have been called alt right. You just don't know it I know someone is going to meme it and now someone's going to read it and someone's going to believe it Don't worry people don't really believe that we are like five people And The whole chat's typing f so it's true. You are alt right that last sentence so rags. Just uh, just get that one Okay, we're almost there almost there if you've heard about the complaints that the actors had been harassed constantly Their views were heavily connected to that. What does that mean? It means that because we have negative opinions about the movie that we are directly connected With the people who said terrible things to the actors and actresses Even though we explicitly state over and over That you should not attack the actors and actresses for the character that they are portraying Because that would be retarded. It's just I just Yeah, like the way they phrase this whole thing. It's it's like they're reporting it It's like this is what I've heard and seen. I'm completely objective here. This is just how it goes You know, like they just objected the the bit about how we silence Uh opposing views. It's like how could you ever come to that conclusion with what we do? I love that part because we literally we Like I've been on once before um you generally Generally will show the video you're talking about You know as a general rule. Well, that's where we fuck up, isn't it? Yeah, man, we Nobody would know we silence criticism so much that we brought on sinsons twice after You know destroying his video. How dare you wolf? Oh, yeah, technically I have been on uh twice before Oh, yes, he was more of a uh subject and then a What's the opposite of subject? Uh Okay, you're an attacker now I did bring up right about both times though. You're silencing attacker alt writer. That's what you are now But yeah, like the Borg That's fun, you know You get a lot of these crazy things. Um, that is a very strange. I a part of me I don't think this person has ever actually watched an episode of evap. I mean, how can they they're like five hours long? Well, shit That is fair enough. Um What was that one that happened on twitter today? I think I sent wolf and rags it, uh, let me see if I can find it Because it's quite fun. Oh the guy who called you alt right because you don't like, uh black panther Give me give me why someone did someone had just liked it recently. I could find it Why don't you just go to the hard conversation where you posted it? There are so many ways to find it faster I was just hoping that all of a sudden my mouse is sensitivity going vertically Way faster than horizontally and I have no idea why that happened. What kind of mouse do you got? It's a it's a logitech g600. I've never had this happen before but it just now happened We got the same mouse Well, yeah, it's fucking amazing. I don't have no idea why it's doing this Um, so yeah, you accidentally click one of the buttons on the on the left side. They're they're all bound to um regular keyboard buttons That's interesting. That's very it's very strange Uh, so there's a conversation between people on twitter about whether or not I am like Uh, politically in line with the right even though they started out talking about whether or not I like the lj so it's just weird, but uh The conversation ends it follows Moller it makes complete sense, of course But uh, this guy completes the conversation with blocking me and the person who's talking to One of the last things he says is sure and the fact that he hates movies with minority or female Protagonists and like a likes a movie whose main character is a sympathetic dude advocating for genocide But the greater good is totally not influenced by anything other than logic and facts praise ben Shapiro Is that what's like way what? Ah, yes ben Shapiro who regularly advocates for genocide So because I criticized tlj and black panther I hate eddie filled with women or black people well minorities. He said anything any any race that's a minority I apparently Yeah, actually Thanos is the protagonist of infinity war and he's a minority. How many purple people are there in the universe exactly Yeah, how many purple friends do you have? My friend is purple I'm not racist. My friend is purple I once dated a purple Someone in the chat said the alt right sponsored by lodgesack sponsored by mula and the efap crew Um, yeah, there's a couple people who sent me it. So I figure I'll mention it There's a there's a video. I think it's called something like bad media criticism and um The reason that apparently came to me among other things was the eric taxon said like You couldn't talk about ballerot this because if you did it would take you like an hour Or whatever else and I was just like it's funny because I agreed with a lot of your points Not like the entire thing but The kind of thing that's you know undeniable where she says like when people get facts wrong It's like who's gonna disagree with that. Nobody likes it when someone gets facts wrong, but um We could totally watch that video on efap sometime, but um Eric moved on to twitter that was has said that he's apparently working on a video About me specifically and the topic up for discussion is how I avoid criticism So he knows we like do these like I think well considered he referenced efap at the wolf video. He must know that this exists So it's probably but hey, he even said he doesn't watch him Like like people can come on whenever they want like every person we've covered has been invited on Like rags if someone had a gun to every single person you ever cared about and they said make a good argument For how the people on efap avoid criticism Having watched all the episodes. What kind of argument would you make? Let me see Because personally I'd go for something like they try their best to uh, probably Break up videos the point where You can criticize each like sentence Or something. Um Yeah, but that wouldn't be avoiding criticism. That would just be the way that we criticize Well, no, this is what I mean. I don't think you can make a good argument But what's the best you could come up with because that's obviously what he's gonna do Or try I mean because he's like say that we if he just says we avoid criticism That's not gonna work It's just funny how the guy who disables ratings on his videos is the one accusing you of avoiding criticism Also, the guy who refuses to talk to me because I'm too toxic and then continues to make videos that relate to me Cool I completely agree with the guy Who commented about it a few episodes ago where he said the only reason He wants to talk to me is because I'm easier to anger So he would just pull a destiny on me to try and make himself look better without making any actual Good arguments. Well, this is the thing like me and rags I don't see how he could possibly consider us I don't even know how you consider us toxic. I don't know how you get to that point. I'm really a nice guy You have to tell people that because apparently it's just not true That sounds exactly the kind of thing a bad guy would say. Yeah, you wouldn't have to tell people you're a good guy That's how they get you So, yeah, but we're we're really nice people Um, I said any you're welcome to come on. He's just never gonna do it I imagine he'll address it in his video, but yeah, he said it's currently at 7 000 words And he's still going on it. So this might be a toro situation where we have to have like Eight hours of e fapping on whatever this video comes out We've already done that two weeks in a row But like in your videos You will even start off by saying based off of what I have heard about the last episodes I'm changing this and I'm amending that and I'm clarifying this Yeah, that's how I avoid criticism I don't I really am I mean, I'm super confused. That's not gonna end well for him I weren't but he is welcome to give it his best shot Some people in my discord rack and he's doing it to try and uh, because with wolves the video he did on wolf had a decent amount of views And I and people are expecting a small just to try and bank on criticism of me because it's It's something that apparently gets views which is bizarre to fucking hear because Like I'm just like I was fucking I had like 2 000 subscribers a year ago like bought now It's a good it's a thing to get views to make videos on me. That doesn't make sense to me I can tell you that it is I I have had, you know, a little bit of experience with that Well, whatever do you mean? I just but like is it worth it for him to do that? Or also getting all of the crap he's gonna get for it I don't know. He doesn't need to deal with any of the crap. He already deleted criticism and hides the likes. So Well, either way, and if if it gets dislikes and it's just brigading by Trolls or 4chan or whatever. So whatever he said, I don't know. Um I asked if you'll do a video on rags as well. Just you know to complete the three and uh, he said rags isn't worth mentioning Yeah, okay, so uh, it's weird though You'd think I'd be the easiest to go after because pretty much all of my content is off the cuff because I don't script or anything Not to mention the people have gone after you before Yeah, Mauler haven't had a whole lot of people go after us. That's true. Um Maybe they know it doesn't go well He's afraid that you're gonna do What you did to uh, jerry genesis He had a conversation on twitter about like all the biggest problems with my videos And one of them was that um, he says it takes me too long to make a point that apparently I do have some good points But I've got too much fluff in them and it would be much better if I reduced my videos by like a third I think he said and I was just like but that's not that's a lot of content But I was just that's not even that bad like is that worth making a video over Like your videos we've talked about this before if people's big criticism of you is that your videos are too long Like you're pretty much set. You're good to go. I mean, yeah, it's not the worst of criticisms. It's like, oh Yeah, it's not like you're lying. Are you taking things out of context? Are you being dishonest or you you don't have enough understanding of the source material or or we can't understand you or Things like that your videos too long. Yes. It's pretty good You know pretty good Yeah, just You know, it'll be interesting to have Possibly sin sins possibly even to our whoever when we eventually cover that video to bring one of them on Especially with wolf too just because it's living proof that the whole doesn't listen to criticism thing Just doesn't necessarily apply I mean, it would be really awkward if there was a tweet out there that said You know in order to talk about your video on how we don't take criticism You're welcome to join you are welcome to join us on a live stream to discuss it with us in person Like that would be kind of awkward to have that exist as a thing out there, you know I mean you turn down I'm curious if he knows about the toro podcast because that's us You know breaking down the criticism those addressed to us Responding to it and then having the person the author respond back like It doesn't get much more clear than that but I was thinking like it goes both ways too because we've had I mean, I know this is this is just me and wolf's weird But we we spoke to I had everything we addressed all of his criticisms that he fucking retracted I dare say most of them. I can't remember what all of them were but uh And then on the other on the other end of the scale there was a youtuber with I think something like 2000 Subscribers who made a video that addressed me and a couple other people in terms of like toxic tlj hate and um The section on me involved the whole like objectivity thing It's just like, mm-hmm. You know all the standard stuff you've heard about me And so I just put a comment saying like here's discord link I'll talk to you about it if you want because he actually said he would in the video and I did Then we had a conversation for about I want to say like two hours. I think that's a tweet you put out after it I'll put it in the um In the chat as well. Nice nice, dude, and um, I'll be interested to see what he puts out In future, you know, everybody does this stuff but um Like he liked my tweet about uh Not being able to take criticism apparently for for very taxed I'm just like there's too many people that this has happened with the ferv to make a strong argument But you know, we'll just have to see what he says by the time he makes it You know, like a lot of people are really really They're kind of invested in the idea that they're only real tactic against us a lot of the times Is just to try and convince people that we're something we're not Um Well, it's because they don't have any valid criticisms of anything we do so they have to rely on saying they're all right Yeah, if you guys were legitimately trying to criticize what we do I think the biggest argument I would make is that uh, we'll miss stuff Or we'll we'll make a point look something like something else because we take it too early but If we find that's the case we'll usually correct the record So then moments later we catch it And so my my conclusion would be they're not perfect, but then again Is there a show that does what we're doing that is perfect? So like it's pretty tough Get everything perfect. I mean We try and we try to have fun too obviously, but uh, Yeah, well, you know, criticism is a serious business There's a no fun zone Oh, yeah, so that's another thing I should probably mention. Um We did say we wouldn't cover cinema scenes After the predator one, but like I saw this one. He just gets so much wrong. It's insane. Um But on top of that, it's the fact that I mean, we've never been able to talk about infinity war I don't think so I don't think so. No. Well, we had that one video Um Oh The thing is that was like beating beating your Uh, like like domestic violence and stuff. It was it was his argument was the film justifies abuse as love Yes, written by the same guy who wrote aliens colonial marines. So, you know I still I don't I have no idea what the storyline is for that reason. Okay, mauler chat You say yes, if you want me and mauler to do a stream where the two of us play co-op colonial why would they say no? Oh Well, exactly. You can All right, we can I can play a shitty game twice. We're gonna call it We're gonna call it. Um, actually how many people can play colonial marines at once. Maybe it is like four people Oh my gosh, we could be like a trio. We could be a squad And sin sins can be there and we'll be like you can play the alien squad. Yeah, let let me see Split Wow, it's got a six out of 10 That's that's way too high. Some people will clap at anything Uh, be I was gonna say I can't tell how many people we can go on it might be four people though Movies with mickey was sort of addressing a concept while this is like Him pointing out plotted character errors or whatever. So much ease of breakdown and hey We were actually gonna have sin sins on again at some point and I figure this is much more suitable You know, I try and Execute the right content for the guest. It doesn't always work The way I do it. Usually it's just are you okay with this and they're like, yes And so that that works out, but this just seems right, you know And for the there's a lot of people asking like You know when when is ex-guest gonna come on? It's like seriously I am trying to get all the people who've been requested on it's just it's tough to get the right videos because um You know like like like logics for example, he was an awesome guest It's just that he didn't have huge amounts to say on the last Jedi because he's not that invested in it um We'd rather get that sorry. No, I know right Not that invested in the last Jedi He's got a cameo in my in my tfa series. So, you know, he likes uh, he likes star wars enough It's just yeah, we try and I don't know get it get it quite right, but we get an apology He he's uh, he's invested in star wars and we talked to him a little bit on logic stream Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean it was dependent that didn't go very well Well, it I think it got sorted out. It was that was a weird conversation because we didn't realize we were dealing with somebody Who because like he accused us of being like rampantly hatredy of it, right? I guess he wasn't used to it. Yeah. Yeah, which is fine. We we we explained it Um, he's a good guy Yeah, it kind of started off weird when we were all like, oh the last Jedi sucks and then like 20 minutes later I liked it and he's like, yeah, I worked on the set of the prequels When I do my prequels, I'm totally gonna talk to it. That'll be interesting. Um, oh, yeah I like the prequels are terrible, but I love them. But yeah, by the way, because of how terrible our structure is By the way, that that's yeah, so our guest today is sin sins. Hello Yeah Icon, it's a beautiful the only one who doesn't have a christmas icon. How dare you I mean It actually doesn't show up for me either, but I see it on the Oh, now I see it. Okay. I like it. I like it. You're not perpetuating the war against christmas. That's good It's a war rhino. It's a full christmas. Sean Hannity would be proud War for some of the rhinos were fighting for christmas against black panther I it's a war against christmas by the quanzinites The last thing is a lot of people want us to check out linkara doing a comic review on I think it's tfa and he has this like crazy rant against tlj hatred Yeah, do you guys know linkara at all? No, no, so he's from the channel awesome days. He's a comic book reviewer And I think there's very few of them or at least there certainly was a few of them back Like rewind like eight years And so he's got to be popular 10,000 subs so he's but like I saw it and it's just it was just embarrassing to watch And I was like we don't we don't need to cover it. We don't none of us can't mention It's literally him just going stop talking about the last Jedi. It's like, okay No, it's bad Um, the hell maybe we could uh, check it out if if we don't get a full fap I mean e-fap out of this, you know I don't know who said that what Speaking of full fap our subject video for today is cinemasins Everything wrong with avengers infinity war which Hopefully some of you may or may not have seen um, I haven't we have I liked it I haven't I may have given some people the wrong impression of my video even though I had a line for it I don't think it's a flawless film and we will probably cover the things that are that are uh, Fucky in it Aliens colonial marines is for player we can do it guys When would we do that? I don't know moller. I'm going to gift you aliens colonial marines on twitter. I am twitter steam I'm pretty sure I might have it I can't remember I'd pull up my steam But I don't want to do that right now because I don't feel calm screen, which is I shall look and see how much it costs I go in I don't You know, there we go. All right colonial Colon it starts with colon colon eel. It's only six bucks. I can get it for you And then the three of us can suffer together. Well, no, it won't be sufferable. We'll laugh at it Oh, wait. Yeah, I guess I don't have it. Well, they make sense. I don't have it. Why would I buy that game? Well, I'll buy it for both of you and we can all play it on stream together and laugh at how awful It's fine. Would we make that like an e-fap like a special edition of Aliens colonial marines collection We can call it e-gap every game a pause that makes some sense That doesn't have fap in it Yeah, you can't take fap out the fuck every every fuck every Sorry, someone in the game still have frames in them Well, this one freight has like stuttering frames all the time. So Every frame of stutter there we go. Apparently you can fix it up by doing changing something in any file, right? No, no We can I don't want to do that. We should we have to play it as a digital First off that doesn't fix that terrible game But second we should not do that because it's too funny to look at all the horrible shit in that game Someone desperately wants to know why jay sounds like pull betty Jay do you want to I I don't know that's that's vision People in the shafts and uh every game a play Yeah, that's honestly as as for all of the people whose voices I get compared to that's the one that I'm like, yeah, that's that's fine Uh a lot more often I get compared to h bomb a guy and I'm like Well, I mean I I I could hear a bit of it, but it's probably just because you guys are from similar areas or something What's interesting is that the six dollars is is for everything all the dlc's in the pack It's six dollars for everything Okay, well, I'll definitely buy it for you guys and we'll do it as like a cart How many do you see does this game have? Well, let me tell you more than it deserved nine The state is interrupted movie map pack bug hunt dlc reconnaissance pack um The sharp sticks sawed off double barrel shotgun the collector's edition pack and the limited edition pack We got to play it guys We got we got to give it we we can even do like the terrible dlc that people are like this fixes the whole story But it just makes the story even more retarded than it usually was We'll we'll figure something out because does assuming the online still works like a corp campaign thing, isn't Yeah, I mean we don't need to play the multiplayer. No one cares about what I was gonna say Do you know that it definitely is a corp campaign? Yes, I looked it up. Okay, good Uh All of the dlc's are the same price as the full collection Well, it seems they would Does this come with the the game does this come with the actual game? Someone suggested every frame of game and you could call it efag I don't know if People would be like, did you mean efrag that we're like, no No Um Sounds like bearing jay does not have an australian accent. How could you possibly? Yeah, he doesn't steal arid either The oh true true. He hasn't gotten his channel nuked for that yet I don't I don't this is this this is something i'm definitely not getting He's bearing as a youtuber who used a bear for a while and then the people who owned the picture of the bear Like claimed it and got his channel All of the story is don't sell merchandise with copyrighted material Make it just get a fan to draw you something pay them and then you're good You'll be fine Don't grab something off google and then put it on a t-shirt. That's not a good plan Don't do what soldier boy did You know about that I agree to the terms these teams subscribe or anything. I don't know about that Oh soldier boy like bought a bunch and knock off Chinese consoles and started calling them like the soldier console or whatever And started selling like illegal nintendo roms on them in nintendo's like seeking to put them in jail I like how so far i'm that character in like if this was a movie I would be that character who doesn't know what's going on And the rest of us are like Giving you all the exposition There's a whole lore book to read through free fat. Let's be fair Basically your Frodo and the rest of us are gandalf trying to tell you There's so much to explain Frodo I still haven't seen those films by the way What what's wrong with you? I told you to do it last time we talked I literally just watched all three of them yesterday Really? Really? Yeah. Well I do it like seven times a year They're my favorite movies. I watch them all the time. Pretty sure. Well, let's watch this. Let's watch this movie Let's watch the cinemas in this movie. Yeah, I was gonna say Do I do I read super chats as a thing before starting it or wait until we end it? We'll we'll take a break. All right, you can catch up. I can go outside and pee Go outside. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fucking piss where I sleep. Yeah Come on dogs are better than Geez Dogs at least care about their hygiene to some extent. Oh my god. All right. We will we will read them At a break. I will I will run through them. But until then yes, uh, Is everybody quite ready? I was born ready You know, I just I do think it's important to bring up for the people who are gonna be in the comments inevitably saying It's all just If you look at the comment section of this video As a response to that we don't care If you look in the comment section of this video like all of the top comments People correcting him about stuff. So if this is satire, then cinemas fans are not aware of that Well, I mean we're satire. Okay. Yeah, we're satire. So fuck you We're gonna sell our tax in that and put all over his twitter. Yeah satire I'm pretending to be a person who would do this. So if you're annoyed at me, I'm nailing it apparently I'm playing a character. Someone in the chat said satire is implied Yeah Curiously, by the way, you know the whole The the ding slam of the hammer noise thing. What did you what was your thought process for coming up with the um Your reverse version of that j exactly what we're gonna do because a lot of people will just do the dings anyway We when I when I have you mean the ding I use on my channel yours is like a So, um, I went into my music software and I made a sound I was curious if you would have considered like reversing the sound of the ding just for the hell of it Would they do that in their own videos anyway to um to take sins off I just wanted a uh a distinct sound that was like similar enough that people would know what it was The fart sound would have gotten you so many more views dude. So occasionally I do use like um You know the scene in in alien 3 where the guy screams fuck Wait, you mean in the cafeteria in the cafeteria when the guy's like fuck. Yeah, use that sound bite That's occasionally in my videos. I don't mind being demonetized. It's like the best part of that whole movie And it's just the best part of that entire film, yeah Sorry I don't need to read a super chat ahead of time. It's just the guy said that reaction is why I always hesitate to tell people I've neither seen harry potter or lord of the rigs I know a guy from high school who had never seen star wars And I was like how do you live in the west and you've never seen the biggest movie ever? I guess like literally ever for us though like between us four probably well Even me and wolf even just me like the amount of movies we've seen is is Probably unrealistic for the average person by far But My whole entire yesterday watching lord of the rings so Well, you know, it's like if I just spend time Woke up at seven in the morning got done it like 12 at night Still frustrating that he says the in 22 minutes or less thing. It's don't It bets this is 23 minutes Yeah, but he said he's gonna the doesn't account for the intro now trail rags. Jesus. Oh, okay idiot Spoilers by the way guys Thanos dies. I mean wait What doesn't know he doesn't Even for giving the nine seconds of black screen this logo takes a 34 comes back to life immediately I mean Wolf said in his original video on infinity war that Thanos healed himself Do you say via the time stone would you say in general? Well, um, I don't know if I said he healed himself I think I just said that he used the time stone because it looked green to me when he like vanished So I was just like, all right. So he just used the time stone Well, because uh The friend of mine was like You said that's not a thing that happened to me and I was like, it's not though He said look at the scene again, and if you look at it really slowly in hd It looks like something's happening with his wound like it might be sealing up and it's a bit of green on it Like it looks like he's healing himself. Yeah, and I was like, is that something he can do? Yeah, I mean I Like it wasn't me being disingenuous. I genuinely thought I think it's funny Because from just seeing in the cinema, I'm like, no, wolf was wrong and I saw in the blue right and I was like, wait, he might have been right But uh, yeah, I don't know seconds for one goddamn studio. Uh, I don't know about you guys Especially being as less invested in the mc than me probably but um, I enjoyed every fucking minute Every second of the intro because of the whole anniversary and this is the big finale sort of thing I like I liked the uh, the different music rather than like the heroic Uh, yeah, but it usually plays isn't it like they play the distress signal over this, right? Yeah, they they have like Thor saying we are refugees. Please don't kill I'm pretty sure it's again, not not just a correct, but it's just an interesting detail So I think I've said this on eFat before I can remember but um, the voice is Kenneth Branagh who uh directed the full one Wait, is that um the voice in the in the distress signal? Apparently No, it's uh, it's the director from full one. I think all white people sound the same. Yeah, man. Fuck Yeah, not all as guardians should have been uh, it should have been taken with easy doing the distress signal Yes, supposedly kills half of the people he encounters So is this half of what was left of asgard because it looks like a whole lot more Um, it's half a ship. So I can tell you as well I counted those bodies when I was doing my video on it and there are 16 people On that on the floor Correct me if I'm wrong, but at the end of Thor three There's quite a lot of people in that throne room ish look scene if you remember right like they're all standing Yeah, it's literally full, isn't it? Yeah, so this literally I mean, it's it's figuratively like a ceiling and everything you're only so tall. It's like mostly full guide, but uh The floor is full. This is important Of course This is what one would call a nitpick, but I don't even know if we can call it back. So I don't think it's accurate Yeah, not an accurate. I'm also wondering If you have a problem with nitpicks, then this is not the channel for like You I'm fine with the idea that they are nitpicking just make it right, you know be correct You know the part that gets me is that you would have split the the the ship in half And somehow corg and valkyrie ended up on the other half like you'd think Well, I mean, you know, no, no, no, how that happened, but it happened the film's telling us it happened on the news Steam has finished downloading aliens colonial marines Okay I have even better news someone in the chat said rhino milk balances the universe purple retard Um Yeah, anyway Since asgard lost so many at the hands of k blanchett and thorn part three does thanos update what constitutes 50 population of I don't think so You know what? I'm glad the movie didn't go into this I don't I don't think thanos gives of shit really. I think you know if you told thanos, um Let's just say there's a thousand people in universe and 500 will be killed by your actions He's like good Then if they go, however, if you don't be very specific 550 will die and he'd be like that's fine, too Like I'll get over close enough. Yeah, you know, this this film is really missing a scene where thanos sits down and then does some math Get like a calculator I've killed 20 people in this battle carry the four It's He's in a coma. So he's not technically dead. So that's point five It's about to like fuck up Thor and then Thor's like wait a lot of us have died already. He's like, oh shit Really? Like how many exactly half What if that's an odd number of people in the ship? I'm just picture like a thanos in like a business suit with big old glosses. Just like It's down at his little desk. He's like, all right Gotta pull out my pocket calculator guys His thumbs are like bigger than that prints out a little ticket and hands it to you like, all right You I owe you 200 lives Your next 200 babies are on me Um I like that he's counted himself though I don't know if you guys can see it yet But it says or should we give him a pass since he couldn't possibly know the devastation as god just went through Well, he could know that No, he could yeah, but uh, yeah Even still Or your brother's head this two hour and 30 minute incomplete movie Where thanos locates all the infinity stones is only necessary So the thanos can snap half the universe's population to death just so he can be lazy all this trouble He's going through to find infinity stones He could have traveled planet to planet and did this job faster like six years ago when we were introduced to him in the first Avengers Faster to go to every individual fucking planet And have an individual war on every single planet in the universe So my my thing with this right because a lot of people he's not the only person a lot of people have said like Number one. Why didn't thanos collect the stones any earlier and number two like why did he take so long? Why didn't he do it himself? Although there's all these other things but it's like um I think it's implied that he was trying to send out subordinates to get them first and then Loki kind of Failed him and Ronan betrayed him So wasn't there that like that uh after credits scene It was like one of the first times he was ever shown where he like grabbed some weapon and he was he said something to the effect of He grabs the gauntlet doesn't he yeah, which I think it's implied that the first place he goes to is Xandar and the reason he does is to get the power stone Which I assume they haven't said this I assume he needs the power power one first. Otherwise, he can't wield any of the other ones Like the power one gives him the power to wield the rest if you know what I mean It'll make him stronger in general anyway So, uh, it's probably a good one to go for first and the second he gets is the one that allows him to teleport It's just like this order seems seems worthy so far and then he goes after the one that's the hardest to get Um, but to do that he has to bait in the guardians, right? That's why he does that first That's the whole plot line and then his his men have to go to earth because that's where two of the While the remaining ones are Timeline wise it makes enough sense I don't I'm not sure where exactly the contradictions would lie like Is the complaint that he wasn't fast enough from what we know It's like people saying why didn't he do this sooner? Like the same question is just like why didn't anyone do anything sooner? It's like this is this is just how long it took him like if he was born sooner Maybe he would have done it sooner. Maybe if he had more time you would have got to this quicker And I might have had a new takes people time to do things if he had lost I might have agreed with him But he still wins like what difference does it make? Maybe if he wasn't purple he got off his ass and done it's faster, but you know How long the gauntlet had to be made we don't know how long that took Well, we know that he has it at the end of age of ultron. Yeah, but isn't that timeline wise we would then assume he goes to zandar Which means he has to travel there You know however long that takes destroy the whole planet take the stone And then meet up with Thor that would be his timeline Probably enough time in there to say that's what happened. I don't know. It's like is it three years? I feel like the thing that's going to take most time is him just doing his research first You'll be tough to find this out Someone said guys it there is an old Chinese proverb that says measure twice cut once I don't know what that means, but I agree Someone in a chat said why didn't Thanos just fly the eagles to endor? This trouble he's going through to find infinity stones He could have traveled planet to planet and did this job faster like six years ago when we were introduced to him in the first Yeah, I don't think you understand how big the universe is. Yeah, I was about to say we didn't even address his actual retarded point in fairness You can't just jump across the universe instantly without the fucking space stone. That's what he does it with But yeah, so yeah and have the tesseract It was destroyed on as god if Thor doesn't send Loki down into Odin's trophy room at the end of Thor the third Does the tesseract survive it and float around in space into Thanos quest and when he realizes He can't possess the space stone does the snap only produce impotent sparks at that point It's a hypothetical. What would happen if the movie was completely different Some part of me thinks that the space stone would be fine in space Yeah, I doubt it would be um as for him finding it they would probably have to make up a reason for why he could but uh Again, well, they don't do that with any of the other stones. Well, this is the thing I I just assumed Why not go because as writers, you know the rusos do a lot of things that I appreciate but I figure it's an easy explanation to just say if you possess one stone You get a sense of where the other stones are, you know So you just had to get one and you knew where one was and from there on but they don't ever have an explanation for that so I would rather sin that they'd be like how the hell did did Thanos know exactly where all the stones were but um You know, that's another that's another thing this one is just what would have happened if Loki didn't pick up the tesseract But that's not what happened and I think I talked to jay about this before but like it It's it would be out of character for him not to have grabbed the tesseract Yeah, that was when we were watching the film on on a call someone in the chat said Thanos ben and Guys, you know what to do Come on guys, let's see those Thanos ben photoshop. Do you want a michael sir? I don't Hey, man, it would look better than that awful quintin Thanos photoshop. That's true Can someone make that better as well imagine quintin, but physically fit Could you imagine quintin without a unibrow? Um Quintin said It's genuine question though, by the way, the the uh the big dude and the telekinetic guy They literally like teleport or else fly right to dr. Strange and they refer to him as stone keeper. It's like, how do you guys know? But it's almost the movie plays as if we should have known and I I don't remember any detail that we've explained it But hey Well with the time stone I feel like it doesn't really need an explanation because the time stone has been with dr. Strange for a while now And that's just something they could have researched Like you get the impression they're prepared for a really long time for this and if every stone was in like a constant place Then it would be fine for them to know where they were The ones that I have like the ones that it like it seems weird with are the ones that are moving about Like the mind stone and space stone weird that they know it's Wakanda Well, yeah, I was about to say the space stone has been with the asgardians for ages now, but It only recently nearly left asgard and I guess Thanos cut them off right as they were leaving that area Also, I'd like to bring up the fact that there are no war rhinos in Wakanda and that makes me very unhappy They account for that in the dialogue They're part of a tribe and then they say that tribe's not interested because they're still recovering or something like that They're in a rhino milk shortage. Yeah, they're in rhino recovery I'm sending it anyway We have a hawk Why does hawk hold back during the battle while Thanos destroys the asgardian ship until the end when Loki says We have a hawk the fuck was he doing before then? I just imagine that he was out for the count from a previous fight or something Unless you were a battle It could be yeah, well If we were asked to make a scene that's 10 seconds long to explain why this is the case I would probably just argue that he went back into banner form before then they get attacked He's consumed and then there's just a scene where he's like come on. Oh come on That he comes out and that would actually inform the rest of the film better in a way Yeah No, that's what I'm saying if I was if I was tasked to write it. That's what I would do Yeah, I probably would have started off with the very first thing we see is Thanos beating the shit out of hawk rather than Have this little jump ambush that doesn't really make too much sense It's there so that Loki can be the one to say we have a hawk this time But it's not like it contradicts anything in the film. It's just that we don't see it Yeah, why did it take so long to happen film? But it's enough like I said, there could have been a reason for it There's no it doesn't directly Screw but I I will give cinema sins leeway for this one. All right, cinema sins high five, okay All right, you got one thing right. Let's see all the other things you're gonna get wrong Thanos destroys hawk with only one stone in his glove later with many stones in the glove His punch will be held by super angry cap in America after going toe to toe. Um, he doesn't use the stone for either of these things Uh, what I will say is as far as I am aware Possessing the power stone makes you powerful quote-unquote, you know, oh Like well, but I mean the count as far as I'm concerned He's countering the hawk here. If you notice the way he fights. He's not just brawling He's like dodge counter dodge counter dodge counter and he any throat punches him as well with cap Do you guys remember him struggling to defeat cap? I'm pretty sure the scene I wish he would have showed it Um, is that he kicked everyone's ass. Thanos is just surprised He's like this is a normal human guy And he's desperately trying to stop me and then he just beats him into the ground He could have done it the whole fucking scene, but he's just staring at him What if I skip I have the scene like just memorized now because of the times I had to bring it up He doesn't use any of the stones. He like reaches out towards cap with his gauntlet hand Cap stops his hand and then he's like, huh, this guy's pretty strong And then Thanos just punches him straight out of the fight And that's that's it completely done Yeah, it doesn't power level wise and I'm confused by the point because Thanos beats everyone everyone Is it just he didn't beat cap fast enough? That's the problem He literally beat cap in like two seconds I just thought it was always an epic moment because cap is only A normal man pushed to his best limits sort of thing and he's the final line before he gets to his goal. That's really cool He is the final He's final avenger. Well, technically he's pumped full of autism Why oh shit the predator reference. Fuck. I couldn't totally miss that. Oh, yeah Uh, yeah, technically scarlet which is the last one, but you know The next part though the uh, he goes toe-to-toe with iron man on titan for a while He does iron man does seem to put up a better fight against Uh, Thanos than Hulk does but I feel like he's actually using like yeah, he's using tactics Besides didn't iron man defeat hulk Uh, did he when was that with a really really really big iron man suit? Hey, he did do it Ultron is like my least like memorized Oh, except dot world. Yeah, that that scene was also just hideous I thought the the mcu was pretty clear about hulk not being a smart fighter Remembering just throws himself at the enormous satan creature Just like yeah, fuck it I love that scene. It's awesome Oh with iron man on titan for a good bit and the power distribution slash comparisons and the mcu have never felt more Squirrely than in this week I mean they seem fine to me. I don't know also is valkyrie Valkyrie should really shout out valkyrie should have at least been shouted out in this movie Thank god and valkyrie god have my people the way to safety is all thor had to say later. Isn't that implied? Yeah, I would imagine I mean I wouldn't say that word without it being me now, but I mean I I I went into this thinking. Oh, so are they all dead then? Because they never really do mention them when the scene opens and it shows off the ship I was like, oh, that's a reference. Isn't it's the whole 50 50 people die 50 people don't sort of thing the problem with Jeremy's suggestion of putting in a line later of Thor saying thank god valkyrie got half my people to safety is that He literally doesn't see anyone else that knows who valkyrie is I mean what but how clunky would that have been? Yeah, I mean You could put in a line to that effect if he was talking to you know, he's like oh Thanos destroyed my ship. Oh, we have people. Okay. Well half of them were okay valkyrie. So, you know, you could you could write dialogue that That communicates that Maybe if you had Thor say something like you've you've killed my people and then Thanos just says half That was like it or um in that conversation with between uh Thor and rocket He could have been said something to the effect of at least half my people are safe, but But yeah, he does say that later, doesn't he? Does he pretty sure he does jay use your powers does Does Thor say I don't remember people are alive I don't remember him saying that Oh, I mean, it wouldn't be fap without being pedantic. So infinity war script All right, what does he what does somebody does say in that scene just so I can control effort? Um step through the hut rabbit He says rabbit through the whole thing I don't know We were talking through half the movie when we watched it Stabbed through the hut is a line from I think the scene you're talking about Wait, wait look up sister because he talks about um his sister At that point uh birthplace ham of dead brothers knowing blah blah blah blah killed by dark elf particular mid mission Uh I think it's earlier than that. It might have been in the scene where he first wakes up I can't remember someone in chat. There's a couple people in chat who said that um Thor says to rocket half my people are dead. All right, let me search for that half my Oh, yeah, he says, um The power stone because he stole it last week when he decimated zadda He stole the space stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. That's what he says Okay, so that's a really tiny, but okay. Yeah, but that's what we were getting for, right? Yeah, a little bit of exposition Just do what the f**k is it? It's a mission accomplished. That's true. Yeah pedantry wins folks. This is why the streams are seven hours long This guy we've sat through 18 goddamn films And if i'm remembering correctly 75 of the mcu has been Thanos bitching about traffic on the freeway And we haven't once been introduced to these powerful f**ks that follow him around or why he needs them I mean I mean, I guess I agree with him I would have been cool to have had these guys pop up in the other movies in some way shape or form No denying that I don't think they needed to be They don't need to it would have been, you know But that's true I think the mistake because I can't remember let media talk about this but um The lack of Thanos scenes was always implying that whoever ends up with Thanos has the freedom to do a lot Instead of being locked down to whatever happens in those scenes Or it was literally because they were just like we have no idea what we're doing with this guy So we just give him tiny scenes, but um Perfect man. It's it's almost like he uses uh, Loki and what's his name? Ronan Because they were like Not the people he actually cares about because not about you guys, but it looks like he cared about these four more so than I don't know Is the other people Showed up more in the first guardians film rather than The most bland villain ever conceived in the history of film being Ronan is like the weakest part of guardians one for me Isn't he returning? Oh god, why would he he's gonna be in captain marvel? I'm assuming it's just a cameo Oh my god, please Don't if they have an emotionless boring protagonist. Why not have a villain that reflects that? I wanted to be good At least make the villain good don't Stick us with Ronan You just mr. I'm bad because I'm bad. You're not like blue people No, I don't especially when they wear shitty eyeliner Sure, put infinity stone retrieval in the hands of your henchmen that works so well in the 39 other movies, didn't you? Well, clearly trust these guys more. That's what I was always they thought children of Thanos, right? Loki and Ronan weren't children of Thanos As a side note rags Do you I I pointed this out the last time we watched it But do you look at that that female alien and just immediately get a hellblade vibes every time Her face shows up because every time I see her I just see that that blue mark over her face and i'm just like hell blade hell blade hell blade Kind of by the way, hell blade was my 2017 game of the year. You should play a very good game Very good game. That's like your opinion It is Excellent. I've literally never heard of this game hell blade send it with sacrifice Yep, pretty good game the sequel to colonial marines. Oh, that looks good for my pc to run It's actually really well optimized. Yeah, it's gorgeous. Like what what graphics card do you get? I'll be honest. I couldn't tell you right now. I would have to check Tell us I don't I don't know right now I don't know Wait, you don't did you buy it pre-built? I did not buy it pre-built, but um, so how did you see for me? It was a christmas present Oh, and he didn't give you a look at the the side that shows you all your parts and all their glory Where you can like I trusted him with it. He knows this shit Well, that's your problem. You know what happens when you trust people you get the inquisition So go to Go to system um system Look at look up system specs Isn't that something you can do something? I don't know. I've never actually looked System information Yes, yeah, you just type into the little search bar system information and then I'm looking right at It's right under your no not right under your processor. Um Fuck, where is it actually people are saying actually, you know, this might be the But why why is this happening now anyway? Who cares because we're This is important go to I just go I just I've put it in myself. So I just know what it is I don't know wait wait wait right right click on the home screen and then go to display settings and then from there you go to about And oh fuck that doesn't show it either. Damn it here Look when you when you right click on your desktop, does it have nvidia control panel pop up? um No, wait, no, hang on. It's just what card do you have? Just right right click on your desktop. This is why the stream is seven hours long Because you So right click on your desktop and it says like view sort by refresh all that does it have nvidia control panel? no Oh Christ almighty. Do you have amd? I mean, I have an amd processor, but do you have it? Okay, hold on What gpu I have oh shit. I should probably do windows. Yeah, I don't actually know how Okay, okay. I will find this stuff out for you and I will let you know No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no This is what we're gonna do. This is what we're gonna do You're gonna click in the box at the bottom left and you're gonna type in run and enter Hang on, okay Okay, did you do that? Yeah Okay, did a little box pop up it is okay now type in dx diag hit enter Hang on. Well, I've forgotten literally all of this. Let's go to task manager. Go to task manager Just just go to task manager and then hit the performance tab and it's right there It's like this is like being uh on the phone to tech support, but And then hit the That's racism gpu Card information. Yes, we also accept payments of Gift cards and target gift cards Okay, did you go to dx diag? No, just go to task manager and hit the performance tab and it's right there. Oh, uh, okay Hang on This is right. Okay. Well, if you got performance What have you got the stream down is gpu. I do you see that gpu. See what just hit performance and it's right That's awesome. It wasn't entirely what I was looking for I was expecting Michael seer, but hey that works. Yeah What is it? What does it say? Uh, it says, uh, amd radion Yes, uh rx vega 11 Rx vega 11. I'm not familiar with uh, okay time to google search it. What was it again amd able to run it fine amd vega rx something 11 I've closed it. No rx 11 Let's see rx v 11 Okay, what we're gonna look it up. This is your gpu. Jesus. I've never even fucking heard of this Why do you have amd gpu? I don't know I mean, I have a rise in 1700 cpu But I have a gtx 1080 gpu. What the fuck are you doing with? When was this computer made? Uh, recently it was last christmas Hmm Ah, just just buy hellblade put it on the low settings. Is that the conclusion we've come to just buy hellblade Just buy hellblade, okay Yeah, make sure you listen Watch lord of the rings and you're expecting him to buy a game Well, he needs to be fair you can beat hellblade sooner than you can watch all three You can actually play hellblade three times before you finish all three lord of the rings movies No, that's that's hyperbolic, but mine wasn't Oh, that wasn't hyperbolic though the game will be tastefully played in two and a half hours Lord of the rings is 12 hours 12 Yes, you can't beat a you can't beat hellblade three times. Okay, maybe maybe two and a half It's only like a five hour game Yeah, I mean if you really rush through it, but do you want this man to rush through it rush through it? Dude, I played it. I like played the whole thing in like five maybe five or six hours I don't remember exactly because I played it an important distinction It's only an hour difference. It takes me that long to beat orion the blood first on pairing it to 12 hours. It's a big deal It's By side quests like it is there's no side quests. There are collectibles Okay, so I beat it in eight hours You just suck at the game. No, I enjoyed it I enjoyed it too. That's why I played it multiple times. I enjoyed it What do you mean you enjoyed it more you I mean, I enjoyed it three hours more than you did. Well, I enjoyed it enough to replay it multiple times after that No, for me Once it well you're a cut I'd rather play it But a quality playthrough Oh quality play too, huh worthless play through that's like all the people who are like halo fives a game It interpret it that way and it's only like Fucking hours your mics cutting out because whenever it hears bullshit it just turns off. Oh says So that's what happened the last time we streamed, huh? No, I what? What happened the last time we streamed right you were just filled with bullshit at the end you keep cutting out. What's that? You fuck So I've been playing elevator music this whole time. Are we good to go? um Yeah, excellent. So like this is movie infinity wall Oh, I like that movie. This is video. It's got Michael Sera in it. That's true This is one of them videos that says hey, it's not as good as you think it is. All right Oh, we're gonna we're gonna see about that once been introduced to these powerful f**ks that follow him around or why he needs the He calls them his children. That's your opinion Hey, look, it's held blade in the corner over there That ain't held blade at all Sure put infinity stone retrieval in the hands of your henchmen that works so well in the 39 other movies Didn't you literally grumble fine? I'll do it myself I mean even if they stole the stone, which they probably can't wield is something that is implied by the f**king old dude Pretty sure Thanos could take it off him with you know, how he does that throughout the movie with everyone else, but What is that better? Oh, not 39 other movies. Didn't you literally grumble fine? I'll do it myself Oh, no, Loki's gonna die again like in Thor the dark world Which definitely means he's probably not dead and even if he is I'm sending it anyway Because that dark world scene did not get sent enough. I mean he dies in Thor 1 too He does a lot He's like Sean Bean And yeah, I don't know if Sean Bean doesn't come back Yeah, he does in the next movie. He's in in a different movie. He's the same character He doesn't come back in a different movie. Well, he did come back and hit man So I guess he had to transcend different like The man can do it. No, no Sean Bean was in hit man The new one Yeah, oh people people got banned on twitter because they were like I gotta kill Sean Bean Do you know I found out uh destiny got removed from twitter because he Made a joke about how he was gonna bomb the offices of his isp. That's what he said And he got reported and removed from twitter. I was like, wow, don't make jokes on twitter guys This is the internet you've created. Yeah In previous movies, we were told Hulk and banner have different memories So how does banner remember the hulk alone? No, is that true? Yeah, they do have uh, uh banner doesn't recognize Valkyrie He's like, I feel like I know you but he doesn't know who she is Is there any other references to that or is it just ragnarok? I couldn't tell you I'm trying to remember if there's a scene where they kind of establish the Hulk's memories and banners Does well it would it would depend on what banner was doing on the ship Before we see him in the scene with hulk That's oh, yeah See this is the thing ragnarok closes out with the hulk form What if he then turned into banner and had a cup of tea and then they got attacked he saw Thanos went Oh my goodness and hit himself on something fell over And then when he finally woke up Loki saw him and went hey do the thing. There you go Continuity fixed. This is why you should write for movies guys Yeah, it's not that you can't fix it with making without making continuity eras. We just don't know Yeah, we there's there's multiple reasons why banner may have known that but I suppose uh Maybe if to help correct that you could have had him turn back into banner before getting sent away I don't know I probably would have made someone said that they established that in the original incredible hulk But in fairness nobody fucking remembers that movie Even marvel was like let's never speak at this again Genuinely the only reason I want to see that movie again is to try and remember it because I Can't tell you anything other than it is so forgettable Let's just walk what let's watch the incredible bulk That film's amazing Oh, Tony Stark famous avenger is running around central park and nobody's bothering him This guy is more famous than any president or celebrity in history That unfortunate pause frame I'm I'm going to lay it on the down low for you here cinema sins So I met michio. Um, no, sorry, uh, george takai I met george takai in person Um, and he was walking he left the hotel that I was working at And he walked down the street and he passed a fair number of people And nobody stopped him or anything. They just didn't either notice or they saw him and assumed He wasn't actually george takai or they didn't recognize him But wait a minute this this hotel thing was real. I thought that was just a joke for the last I'm fucking I'm deadly fucking serious Oh, I thought that was part of like the fictional rags lore. No, like I've talked to I've talked to famous people I shook his hand before I learned that he was a fucking cunt Well, yeah, I was gonna say a lot of people will notice a famous person and then decide to themselves I'm not gonna say anything but that's so cool. Maybe try and get a picture Um But to be surrounded in people like he's not just in beaver Or whoever boyband people if he was just in beaver someone might have shot him Back where he was like a super famous Teenage girls person, you know, like I don't know how old he was when that was the Like I'm trying to think who'd be comparable to tony stark walking around in Elon musk Yeah, see a lot of people in my town wouldn't even recognize him. I don't think See no, um, but he does bring up like the next one he brings up is the fact that Dr. Strange literally opens a portal in the park and still no one gives a shit Okay, yeah, that would yeah, but they're not gonna run to it the utmost They would just be surprised and stare at it people don't look up Well in that case, yeah, that that might just be bad In fairness in In the marvel world a portal opening in a solitary park is about the least interesting thing that could possibly happen I just I'd be like, is it the apocalypse guys? Is that why this? Is it bad? Should I leave? So how does banner remember the hulk alone knows tony stark famous avengers running around central park and nobody's bothering him This guy is more famous. I guess he is fair. I was about to say like he was the eye man soup But I guess people see his face enough just because he's a celebrity anyway Is that any president or celebrity in history tony stark to normal people see this while I know new yorkers are up on their avengers knowledge I'm not quite so sure they've been informed about them Yeah, they should have had all the extras like stop for a second just staring I suppose But um, that's minor as far as most people be considered, right? I reckon they should have had one like all of the extras at completely normally One extra who takes out their phone is just like takes a quick picture and then carries on going It's just like for the real is this is normal in the in the marvel universe. Who gives a shit? The masters of the mystic arts banks and six elemental crystals Huddling across the virgin universe If the universe is infinite or at least close to it then these stones were sent in directions that should have guaranteed close to infinite um The universe is an infinite It's just a little bit shy if it was just two inches more The last yeah, I'd be infinite Yeah, that's that's funny shit. Um I think no one could ever combine them all just based on sheer math also Yeah, no, why was why did six us in there has to be a number? No, he said that if if there was six and they were spread across the universe There's no way they'd just be like miles away from each other. Oh universe miles Like light years away from each other universe You can quote me on that But we're you know one of them the tests are active. Where is that originally? It's in like a weird wall in germany or something or poland like it's in it's captain america film that they find it, right? That's the original tesseract location. I don't know where it was before then but Whatever yeah, I'm not certain about like who made the infinity stones or What he's commented on is two of them are on earth one of them is Uh on vormir, whatever The the reality stone Was with norway It was the board the bridge All right, so that's norway the the reality stone got put inside Natalie portman after they opened up a weird portal That fucking I don't remember the dark will because I wish I could put the next stones and natalie portman We can't say that this gates the rose. I'm just gonna say they're like the universe is what like Tens of billions is years old Yeah, 1313 and a half a billion years The thing I was going to say was where they find the stones aren't necessarily where the stones started, you know Yeah, there's like there's like faster than light travel in the marvel universe. I believe I mean, of course There's like the bifrost and shit So these these stones are going to have been moved to band by people like for basically since there have been people To move around the stones who knew what they were So of course they're going to be like, you know, they're not going to be just in the places that they would have Gone to as soon as they were made Yeah, they've been found collected moved around Kept in locations So, hmm the most powerful thing and just gotta ignore it There's like a tree picture on where they find the Tesseract in Norway And someone's just said it's assumed to be left there by the Asgardians and it's like that would make sense because there is like a pattern or whatever So, yes That's that's the point is that it's not just convenient. It's not even convenient anyway Thanos has to jump around all over the place to collect these things And technically all the movies been leading up to this. So yeah, they've ended up where they've ended up There's no real problem there Why six two weeks? But the whole ding for there being six is fucking stupid. I don't even know how is Yeah, like there has to be a number of them if it was like a thousand or one. He would have been like that's right That's higher. Yeah, that's true Sting ha ha ha ha ha all autonomous sins makes videos ding Look, there's no pink stone ding We go through all the colors. No, that's so why six two weeks ago vision He's not one. Okay. If he had a fucking transponder and knew it He wouldn't have waited until two weeks ago to turn it off. So this is some bulls***. Why? Yeah, why? If he had a transponder and knew it, he wouldn't have waited until two weeks ago to turn it off I don't understand I mean he was on good terms with them until a while ago. So he turns it off so that you can secretly meet scarlet witch, right? So he would have turned it off just before going to meet her. That would be the idea I just don't see why that's a problem. Maybe he was just like, ah, fuck it. Nothing's happening Maybe it's like I wouldn't have done this for whatever reason Yeah, the way he's phrased this makes it sound like it would be an inherently A thing that vision would do like you would not allow a transponder on it's like, why wouldn't he? He's like the most team player out of all of them. Yeah, I mean he was making sandwiches for him in civil war I mean for for civil war. He wanted the pact Yeah, he wanted everybody to stay together. So Yeah, that's a weird. I don't understand that point Yeah, he bulls*** here. Captain I fell out hard. We're not gonna speak in terms Really? What was that letter caps at you at the end of civil war then? He specifically said if you need me, I'll be there And then Iron Man needed it. Okay, this is coming from Iron Man's perspective where he didn't really like him at that point Well, they've not made up since then. That's what the film say. They've not made up And Iron Man has kept a hold of that phone In case he needs him Tony just said there that they're not on speaking terms and yeah, they're not if you need if he needs him He'll be there. That's not like that's not speaking to me when yeah If you if you desperately need me the world is in danger. Call me. That's not hey, just just we'll have a chat whenever, you know Hey, man, we're gonna get burgers downtown If you need me for burgers, I'll be there There's a sale of pennies Like dude, I my credit card's max. Do you have do you have like 20 bucks for me? I only know this thanks to the um not movie bob bob vids video on cinema sense They're very two different content creators and I feel sorry for bob vids that he gets mixed up in movie bob, but um He shows a clip that I hadn't seen before you probably know about this jay, but um Cinema sense jeremy he actually like had this little bit in a video about how stupid it is that um Captain america civil war was trying to happen when you got batman vissus superman happening And he was like, you'll never be able to be more interesting than batman vissus superman batman vissus superman will destroy you at the box office and it's like Like a complete remix Oh dear I haven't seen that clip. Oh, have you seen the bob vids video on cinema sense? I have uh, I must have It's right at the end. I think it's quite amusing. I could play it But I mean that'll just be another thing we could possibly do later All these dudes are superheroes and they all sense something sinister is happening outside But instead of instantly leaping into battle, they take several seconds to gape like children at the strange noise like dickheads So Yeah, they take a few seconds to go. Hang on. There's something going like they sense that something's wrong. They don't Yeah, here are noises like what's that noise? You know, it's spread to every single noise Yeah, I mentioned it's like the floor creaked in that asian was just like I got it. He's dying That's such a weird complaint like it's literally like windy, isn't it? They only go outside where they start seeing things that are quite big moving through the way they're like Oh, shit something's going on like imagine iron man suits up and he like busts out of his house And then it was just like pepper was drying her hair with a hairdryer. It's like, oh well, you know Captain, I heard a noise outside I need to be too fast and you know one day One day if I don't do this I run the risk of standing around for a few seconds looking like a dick So I have to do this. It's important The alien ship causes peter's spidey sense to go off and homecoming didn't give us any indication spidey sense even existed And now this movie is just thrusting an army like well almost like they forgot it was a thing in her own He has it in civil war. Does he have it in um in homecoming at all People say that there is a very brief scene as far as I'm aware There was just a very brief scene where he dodges an attack without seeing it and that's about it Oh, well, yeah, the civil war reference is awesome because it's He detects something that's being thrown at him before it's thrown at him. That's that's the scene cinema sin's obviously missed it It's okay. We all we all have these moments. You just have more of them. It's fine. Guys. Can spiders actually do that? Hmm can spiders actually tell the future? No spiders can't fucking tell the future What a stupid If spider-man can surely real spiders can Okay, spider-man can't tell the future I won't cut you Look if spiders could do that All I'm saying is spiders can probably tell the future You're ironically asking if spiders can tell the future No, no, all I'm saying is yeah spiders can probably tell the future If it's in spite if spider-man can do it clearly spiders can do it as well Well, it does follow since when did spider-man tell the future? He can tell when something's been thrown and before he's been thrown It's doing it being thrown they would be indestructible Isn't the logic that when you go to hit a spider it like goes And it's just like how do I do that so fast? It's because that's that's flies that do that. That's your opinion flies Ever I just have a really good reaction time Yeah, that's why I have so much trouble killing all the goddamn gnats in my house Flies have very little ass so they could take off like a shot and they have very fast reflexes People say the spider also they fly it's in the name People posted spiders and like Just imagine Saruman is a spider and Gandalf's like we can't Use the Palantir we they aren't all accounted for This is just Saruman shows up. He's a giant fucking splitter on top of a tower. She lobbed though That would just be that would just be interesting. Well. Yeah. Well, she lobbed clearly She would have killed Frodo if she could use the she couldn't tell the future. She just oh wait spoilers. Sorry, Jay You'll see the film eventually I was um, I was just a second there. So I missed that spoiler. I was just putting collecting the fucking emotes with Yes, how many fucking like how is it that these people just have all these goddamn emotes Righto goes butterfly milk spider like I didn't know there were these many emotes on youtube spider milk I still can't get over the idea like if science tried to study spiders and their ability to see the future I don't think like guys we seriously do to fucking concentrate Almost like they forgot it was a thing and are only now implementing it. I need you to cause distraction We're all gonna die. Ned you are a treasure I I approve of him approving of that. I love that bit in the cinema Okay, yeah, it's like an amazing reaction Maybe none of the classmates on the bus see Peter do this but plenty of other drivers and passengers on this bridge What the fuck are they gonna do about it? Just say that is my first question. What the fuck could they do some of them might have been distracted by the giant fucking spaceship hovering over the city That's another fair point. No, but there's a boy on that bus Well, so let's picture rags your on your way to work for some reason you work in a building to go on your computer You have to travel there and you're like Oh, wow, that's that spider-man guy. That's that spider-man guy I kind of what's more shocking a giant I mean, what's more shocking spider-man jumping out of a bus or a giant flying donut over new york I mean what you I'm the most benefit of the doubt rags then pulls the bus over or follows it to the thing and then goes Who on this bus is not accounted for and who was at the beginning of the ride? And then they go, uh, peter parker and then you go I know Then rags could be the next spider-man villains Peter Parker is don't don't don't be I don't see why that matters even a little. I'd be the dash cam goblin Wait, so my dash cams as well This wouldn't blow his cover This is the thing doesn't die anyway. He can't even that's actually another really good point Nobody would care because everyone is dust Cams and government surveillance his transition was definitely seen and captured on film and peter's cover is blown forever Why would it blow his cover? You can't see his face Yeah You can tell he's Like I said, the best you can do is know that he's from that school. That's about it. What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before. Yeah, sure They've seen a spaceship and it usually means bad things. I've seen a tornado before that doesn't mean that when it happens I'm going to sit on the bus reading you I'm just gonna wait. He's complaining that that guy's complaining I just want to say that um My guess based on the fact that he sins the stan lee cameo My guess is that he made this video before stan lee died and then just kept Like sat on it until the endgame trailer dropped to release it Does he have any kind of like rest in peace stan lee in this video at all? No Yeah, that does make it sound like he didn't account for that Really weird to sin that as well because it's obviously a joke like this is a fucking stan lee cameo But I suppose stan lee It's the fucking it's a good satire. I can't make fun of his drawers like yeah It's an old dude who said you have never seen a spaceship before because It's probably referencing the fact that he's seen all kinds of crazy shit across all of these marvel movies If we have you hear the theory that it's the same guy For all the carriers He's like a super powerful being or something is the one I've heard. Yeah is the count saint germain Read a book people Dude a minute ago, you were making metal fly with a flick of your wrist. Why do you even need the futuristic space? But it will increase his chances of success. Yeah, why not if he just doesn't give enough of a shit Why not send enormous hulk man to go and do the job for you? Why not? All right, look is squidward ever been like a model work And besides besides he does do it himself it a moment. What's big man takes the other big man away like it's What's a strange comment This for you Bruce's Hulk transformation troubles become an impotence metaphor and does that mean when he's successful It's like he's a huge green boner and what does that say about his character that he can only become a wrecked when he's angry This is the most embarrassing mark What anyone got a comment for that? I don't Um, it's just I don't know what to say about that Clearly a joke. It's like this isn't really fun A reptile dysfunction, but he's like, hey, he's angry. He's also listen 40% of men over the age of 50 struggle with a Rectile dysfunction. It's totally normal and it's nothing to be ashamed about. You shouldn't joke about it Thank you, right A gruffalo has been since in the cut I realized that nanobots are a legit real world science to a degree But tony suit is applying it in ways that make it utterly unbelievable This is a movie about a purple man who kills half the universe by dissolving them one by snapping his fingers That's believable. All right. The part This is the problems cinema sins. You're targeting that as the unbelievable part With all this other shit. There's literally a magic portal on screen right now that leads to a giant like crocodile man But here's the thing. It's believable when it's magic All right. Well, you're saying it's not believable because tony is just a human and all this technology If it's technology, but if it's magic You see as long as it doesn't have any explanatory power and it's literally magic It's believable this movie. Do these this franchise Combines like magic and science. So doesn't it? But in the first thought he says Your your ancestors called it magic, but you call it science Well, I was just gonna say the only iron man suit that I think is believable and obviously I'm I'm a layman is the first suit He builds that one actually looks legitimately like it would work The other ones seem a bit science fiction like they're extremely Compact considering the amount of weaponry that are in them and the amount of functionality they have Yeah, there does get a point where even I'm like, uh, unless it's before the nanobots thing The nanobots thing is still like opus fuck, but I mean His his technology got into the realm of magic well before Uh, whoever I'm on three the fucking suit that like flies individually and can travel across the world To attach itself to him and attaches itself to other people it will like come on you believe that I don't believe that Yeah on the subject of hulk's boner. I think how big that dick is That was an important comment All right Nobody judge the universe. I mean only Thor knows about it Oh, and this is an actual problem I have with the film He's he's highlighting here. They show us The wizard people can literally chop arms off And uh, then the the big bad of the film has a gauntlet that's destroying it's like, can you can you can you chop his arm off? To be fair, they are only able to do that because he puts his arm through the pool Yeah, but when they when they put him in stasis thanos doctor strange could open a portal They could you know slot him through just by his arm, but then poof cut it off No, it's plausible is the thing like I don't think this film is perfect But I would like it if I was writing it. I don't know how I would answer that I feel like uh, it doesn't work because he has a power What if he just opened the portal beneath him and then closed it really so that it just chopped off his legs But then you don't know he sells the gauntlet on what if he can change reality and give himself new legs, you know And besides he may have spoken to a spider oracle before then to know that that was gonna happen Thinkin about it Doctor Strange is essentially a spider in this film I mean he does to have that little twitching moment. So correct when he's angry. This is the most embarrassing mark Robolo's been since in the cut. I realize that nanobots are legit real world science I just do do you want to bring up as well that this is a world where alien technology crashed on earth Well, what about Wakanda? They're balls that can fix your spine if it's snapped it off Yeah, they know how to do that somehow because of a metal That's that makes sense They have a really strong metal which means that they're super smart Because reasons people post the spider that the clocks on that earth after it To a degree but tony suit is applying it in ways that make it utterly unbelievable Here's some s*** we definitely won't use later when it could sway the fate of the universe I mean there are much more important dangerous hands that this can be used for to cut off in this film Yeah, I agree unlock 17 a thank f***ing god stark had pre-designed and built and voice program for deployment A space worthy iron spider-man suit in the i'm guessing a few months since spider-man homecoming If we take this point for it actually being accurate. Is it unrealistic that he could have made a spider-man suit in a few months? I I I can't believe that didn't he mass produce iron man suits for himself in the third iron man movie If he has the measurements of peter then that's it Surely he would be able to but that's not really relevant because this suit was built And unavailable in spider-man homecoming and a jerry forgot How did you get peter's measurements? Is peter's really surprised when he sees the first suit? Um, I don't know i'm an tony's a smart man. This is the real plot hole Well, it's possible that it's a one-size-fits-all but it like shrinks down to his Do we want to know how to imagine him? Do we want to know that he more than likely consulted a spider and the spider was like, oh, yeah He's like 5 foot 11 People could if ever a spider crawls into your like a backyard and he looks for a spider He's like he's a spider Big stress like i'm thinking of a cartoon like a big stressed face with a spider right next to you like, how do I die? There's like you don't want to know He just goes up to he goes up to pepper and he's like listen if you see a spider don't kill it I need to talk to it Yeah, this point I could totally imagine Tony just having measurements requirements and he just puts it in a machine and it makes it for him because of how much everything's automated at this point But uh, he has nanobots that can build different weapons for him when he needs them. Mm-hmm so Yeah, a bit of a bit of a flub there, but you know, this is the first mistake He's made Um I'm gonna mention the fact that it was um Like fact that he gets the time since homecoming completely wrong and the fact that it was literally in homecoming as well Oh, we didn't mention that didn't we? Did you mention that? Yeah Oh, oh, shit Yeah, I got sidetracked with spiders. The spiders are distracting. It's it's only fair. Um, how do we establish they can tell the future It's very distracting They should have seen this coming. So he's his problem here is the why didn't he make it so it flies him back instead of using the uh Parachute If you're telling me that the suit doesn't fly then why doesn't it if the suit does fly then there's no need for the parachute set Why doesn't the suit fly? I don't think I don't think spider-man needed flight when he made that made that suit because of the whole web slinging thing But um, you know what I don't even necessarily have a problem with that My question extends past that to why doesn't i-man just make everybody a suit at this point? outside of just himself and peter Oh god But um, yeah, the suit does not fly. That is that is that is true End off especially if you've got friday controlling it Somehow after that massive battle that ended in that one park banner retraced his steps and found tony's phone in the rubble Like a needle in a haystack called and thinks you're making this too difficult Isn't this just where they originally started the fight? Yeah, I thought this is where they were He looks kind of like it And he would make sense if wong was here because he got knocked out here Well, then again, he went back to that. Yeah, I don't know. That doesn't seem too farfetched to me Yeah They were like flying through the city though. Well, I mean I will agree it's a convenience I guess. Yeah, it's all great convenience Well, this is 100 definitely not a reaction to cinemasense complaining about text place names and movies being used when they're unnecessary This is 100 definitely not a reaction to cinemasense complaining about text place names and movies being used Does anyone know what that means? I think No, I got nothing. Uh, all I have to say is that this was obviously a joke Yeah, the fact that they called space space. Yeah, that does seem like a that does seem like a joke to me Obviously, we know this is and it assists the tone as well because we're about to jump into the guardians That's probably what they were going for. I don't I don't know what he's saying Cinemasense complaining about text place names and movies being used when they are unnecessary of all the retro references to make Groot is playing defender. What a f***ing infuriating video game Why is he even playing ancient earth games anyway? Aren't there modern alien games to download? Uh, why do they have ancient earth music on board? Oh because quill is from earth and he likes all the shit from earth He probably played defender because it's like from the 80s or whatever When was quill when it quill leave earth was it 90s? I think it was the 80s. Let's have a look when a defender release Wait, that's not what I'm looking for defender arcade I imagine they probably did try and find a game that matches 1981 Peter will left earth I mean has cinemasense ever wondered how difficult is it to keep a tree entertained? Oh and peter quill was abducted in 1980 Oh You're out apparently But uh, well it doesn't even matter because quill's listening to music that was beyond When he was in because he got like updates and stuff, but um Yeah, I imagine it's peter quill is the reason that Groot has that From the nebula that Thor is convenient and logical, but I do love fig newtons after that What convenient and illogical when they were responding to his distress signal. What's what's the fig newtons bit? Why would he what what does fig newtons have anything to do with? Well, it's clearly a joke. What's the joke though? Satire that Thor is convenient and illogical And illogical I would agree it's inconvenient that he slammed the fucking hood of the ship But the reason they're here is the distress signal, which is fine with me And then the fig newtons just saved time It's not like a plot control. It's or anything because this doesn't need to happen for the plot I was convinced right well this part does because Thor gets them to go to nowhere Yeah, would they you think they would still find Thor if they didn't have like him just slam Oh, yeah, no, they would eventually have found Thor anyway They could have just done the whole scam for life signals and it's like there's only one It's holy jar someone said it's a ricky barbie reference What's that? You don't know what you've never seen talladega knights? Oh, I saw it when it came out, but I forgotten it. I'm sorry. Yeah, I I saw a long time ago But I if there's a reference to it. I don't know it. I mean, I I haven't seen it in a while myself, but Okay Moving I like it N illogical, but I do love fig newtons after that encounter with a sudden new alien being Groot is still playing handheld video games There comes a point when a parent's got a parent and clearly no one aboard the tree Yeah, I do want to say, um Like an encounter with a new kind of alien being for the guardians has just got to be like A normal day's day. Yeah, the why would Groot care? I don't know why he would It's like, oh, they're doing what they literally like normally do I should look up from my game for this Isn't the whole point is that they get annoyed at him for not paying attention in this film? Yes, that's a recurring joke. So yeah, okay The ship ever did that so Groot and I love how he has the arrow by the way Like if you guys did realize I was talking about Groot holding the game Oh, wait when he talks about Groot You like on screen. He's referring to the on-screen character Groot. No, he's referring to drax the big purple guy Fucked up the arrow. That's confusing It's up like that affluenza kid in texas and everyone around him acts like oh snap He's such a bad seed. Why didn't anyone do anything? He is anxious angry. He feels tremendous loss And guilt so basically every single american then or even every human are we all anxious angry and feeling lost these Do you guys feel tremendous loss every day? Yes, I feel it every time like I finished my bag of doritos Don't think of the doritos that you've lost because really you've gained them Every time I look at my notifications on twitter. I do get these feelings Don't be sorry that the doritos are gone. Be happy that you ate them It's like some guy was like i'm all right and then cinema sins is like what the fuck is wrong with you God now I now I want to go to the party store and get some doritos You probably shouldn't I know I shouldn't but Whitakers and species who the hell are you guys? That's an awfully rude way to greet people you don't know I once woke up in this room and this dude tried to do all this gnarly To me with these strange tools and I was like who the hell are you and he said I'm your fucking dentist asshole Dr. James Packard EDS was tough, but fair Thanos Yeah, what can you say, you know, he's like, yeah, that was that That was an attempt to understand why you skip over a lot of sins here jane Yeah Also, I just noticed your fucking icot You put the hat. Oh the hat does make sense actually It's christmas. It's christmas. No, I mean like it looked like he'd put it on its face But then I was like, oh no spiders have big asses in which they tell time The future time. Yeah, that's where that that's where they're like their time glands are kept They basically shed out time Shit time You know that if spiders didn't exist time wouldn't wouldn't pass So that's why god made tarantulas. Thanks before spiders. There was no time I mean technically there was a plate where there was no time But so is there like a passage in the holy bible where it's like on the first day god created light and on the second He made spiders that's actually Spiders first. Yeah first wall for the fuck. Yeah. Well, he'd need time for existence He can't make spiders if he can't see them He would have time first. He did have to make time first. You can't make light before you make time because existence is temporal So are you saying that the reason that spiders look so fucked up is because god couldn't see what he was making? Yes, probably Okay, that makes sense then Retrieves another stone. He'll be too powerful to stop. He already is how exactly did they expect to stop thanos who doesn't even need a holy bible baggins Already has two of them plus thanos needs gamora to get the soul stone keeping gamora away from thanos is strategy 101 but because there's no time they hastily conjure up some no-ass plant Uh, I would imagine a big reason for why just trying to get a gamora to safety is never going to work Is because the more thanos collects the stones the more powers he gets And it'll just be a matter of time before he finds it as opposed to them being able to prevent him from getting an additional stone That they could then use against him. That's actually what quill says. I think Especially since didn't they say thanos sent gamora to find out where the time another time stone the soul stone was Uh, so if thanos knew where to send her surely if he can't find her he can just go himself Yeah, I don't think it's the end of the world if if gamora had even died here Like just she just shot herself in the head. I think thanos would probably have backup plans Yeah There was a way for her to find out the information Then there was a way for thanos to find out the information that isn't her wasn't it a map that she found out That's actually she said she found a map and she read it right and then she boomed it or something It's a map to look skywalker Well, I was always just like why did she just straight up bird it instead of looking at it first I think that's what she says in the recording. I don't know. Um, but yeah What was the other point you made thanos needs gamora How exactly did they expect to stop thanos who doesn't even need infinity stones to be powerful? So yeah, I'm but I believe quill's plan was to get the reality stone And use it to destroy thanos, which by the way if they'd gotten there in time to do that that might actually have worked Because the reality stone seems pretty OP Are all by you guys it's pretty good I mean they almost stopped they were really close to stopping thanos when he had um all of them nearly For three or four. I think it was four Yeah, keeping gamora away from thanos is strategy one-on-one, but because there's no time they hastily conjure up some no-ass plant I think it was a decent plan with the amount of time they had Yeah Also, it's just no time in quotation marks plan here like how they don't have any time Oh, they don't I was supposedly on the run and hiding out from I guess the government, but this apartment or hotel room is largest This looks like a honeymoon not a couple on the lamb What but I think vision probably has a decent amount of money. Yeah Yeah, no one knows where you are you're hiding Like if the one knows where you are and that's why you're there It doesn't matter how nice the room around you is if no one knows you're there And for all we know this is one room in one bathroom and that's it like Probably I would say that That is what I would assume from looking at it Yeah, that was a weird comment too. He makes a lot of weird comments I think it's just because he has to make comments, right? You just have to find something Okay Romancing the stone also they went from kind of maybe flirty to kissy face hotel buddies and deeply in love entirely off-screen I think it would have been better if we had more time with them. Yes Yeah, that's fair enough Hey, look, this is the believable though I love this F***ing MCU I refuse to believe anything is an accident and I'm losing sleep trying to unravel the meaning of we will deep fry your kebab Is it a promise a threat a guarantee a cipher key The sign is taking up way more screen space than Wanda's face I just like this the second I saw this I like Yeah, Jeremy's not been to scotland. He doesn't understand what it's like like They deep fry a lot there. That's the thing that happens If I can go to my local chippy and get like anything on them any deep fried. I like if I want Do you think that the deep fried kebabs are the reason why they're so stupid that they'll throw um, What's his f***ing jail? Oh Yeah They've deep fried those f***ing deep fried kebabs. They just deep fried their f***ing brains as well I mean, I just the fact he says it takes up way more space than her face Is he talking about the sign itself versus the size of her face? Actually, yeah, the sign is about like Roughly it looks like it's roughly the size same size as her face such a strange comment But yeah, uh, it doesn't it's it's it's gonna be one of those things where they they have the uh secrets videos for films Where they're like everything explained and then this is the thumbnail It would help explain it would just be another explanation as to did they have a um like a Like text that showed their location before this scene to establish that they were in scotland Oh, I think they do have the the text for scotland. Yeah, okay But it's it's clearly for all we know that sign is actually there in real life Well, it was for the scene. What I'm saying is like it wasn't placed there for a reason It's just as a part of the set. Well the way they were filming so who cares It almost certainly is yeah, do you think actually what if this was advertising to get america to deep fry their kebabs? No, it's a it's a hidden message about killing minorities Gotcha, I don't I don't quite see it, but the kebab. So I think wait, wait, wait Deep fry the jews. You mean no clearly says kebab and those that see that's the first of this stream I think jay you said we say it all the time Yeah, we got seven minutes before the stream started That's true Fair enough. Yeah, it only took us two hours to make a jew joke How the f*** did that alien assassin sneak up on an android? Because he's an assassin you dip I love that he actually referred to as an alien assassin that's How did this alien assassin do something sneaky? How did etio do anything in the assassin's grade game? If vision had gone wait and turns and grabs this the thing before it attacks him He could have paused this and said how the f*** didn't the alien assassin manage to sneak up on this robot? You'll be like, oh Dingy the way whatever The play It stopped me from phasing That's literally the only explanation this movie's gonna give for why the two most powerful adventures end up needing help from some punchy Fools like black That that's apparently how it works the film doesn't give us anything else But that's not necessarily something you can complain about most I guess you can call it an inconvenience But uh the weapon that the enemies have happened to make it so that vision can't use the power that makes him extremely OP but um Someone said it's about deep frying your family carry wagons Also, surely uh vision has had the mo the mind stone for a really long time now They they know that he has got it because they've done their research clearly So they would they will have brought weapons that are prepared to deal with him Right? Oh, no There is the the comment that uh, they know more than the They know more than we'd assume the nothing they know more than nothing Also, I'm uh rags is An excellent comparison to be able to see if cinemasins was indeed right and uh Looks I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You did that Oh, sorry jay, sorry rags is usually what it snaps things. That's my bad I didn't mean to say a while Yeah, um, that's definitive proof that cinemasins. I guess he's right We do have to see the same size as the face Mm-hmm, but he said way bigger and I suppose you can say that's that's bigger. So it's on point Are the two most powerful Avengers end up needing help from some punchy fools like black widow and no longer captain america Wanda is hand to handing this henchman. She's a magic witch that fools. She's not hand to handing She's uh using a telekinesis to prevent attacks over and over again Do you notice how they don't connect? Because she's just repelling america. Wanda is hand to handing this henchman She's a magic witch that fooled all the minds of the avengers with false visions of awful futures at once She blasts her away and then she blasts her away with her. Does she have to throw her mind powers at people? I do think he makes like a decent point When he's bringing up the fact that she like mind controlled people before I would I would also I would say though that I I would imagine that if you were doing this You would your attention would be occupied. I was about to say she could only mind control people when she gets the jump on them she's never done it um While like in the middle of combat Like if you're if you're just throwing blows at her that she has to block or else it'll potentially kill her She probably doesn't have the presence of mind to be thinking about mind controlling She's probably frantically trying to block the attacks that are coming at her face And yeah, I don't yeah, I don't fall that point and then the whole throw her mind power thing I don't I don't is he asking why she doesn't pick someone up and throw them instead of throwing a thing at them that Grows them across the room. Is that his question? They always assume that he's making like I think it's that he she's making hand motions to use her mind powers Hasn't she always done that? Isn't that how it worked in Age of Ultron? I can I can understand why you'd be like she's got mind powers. Why does she need to wave her hands about? Well, it's probably because it helps her concentrate. She's not being gray. It's not the same thing She doesn't that's never how they portrayed it that she can just I would say the reason is probably that It's a visual medium and we want more visual It makes you much more interesting in terms of like certainly visually, but she always seems to have like it's like waves of power She like blasts them out Um as for like picking up things she'll always wrap them in the red crap, you know, it's not like she picks them up She's picking them up via lifting everything around them. If you know what I mean Like of course your mind is Your mind is part of your body like it's all physical Yeah, it's kind of hard to explain. I'd need to like show visuals, but um For example, when she like lifts the guy in civil war She's sparkle bending. She doesn't just She doesn't just lift him. She's like wrapped him in the red stuff And then throws the red stuff up. He's inside the red stuff at that point. Do you do am I making sense? Yes, I got you there. You know, there's um There there's actually a book series Aragon and the first Yes, I hear the film is amazing. No, it's not. It's the exact opposite of that I heard it was better than black panther No, that's like your opinion. Oh, actually, I don't know. Uh, yeah, that's up there. They're both They're both pretty fucking awful. We can watch aragon again. It's been ages, but the the books are actually Let's let's let's absolutely not watch that movie and I'll just I'll just stick with the books We will now that you've seen Lord of the Rings Yeah, let's play colonial marines, but we can't Okay, we can we can laugh at colonial marines. There's no laughing aragon. Yes, there is. I've watched death note Why would you do that to yourself? I walked into it and I it was early in the the night morning and I was busy Early in the night morning Right Picture right that's the name of my band early in the night trying to explain this to an agri wolf I need you to understand that aragon is a thing I brought up for a reason and the reason is that Uh, the way that magic where I like the way that magic is like explained and designed in aragon It's very difficult to use and it's very dangerous because you like think of things and like this ancient magic language But if you fuck up the words in your head then like then it does what the words actually are that you think of They don't do what you like want want to happen So you a lot of it So when you're learning magic you speak the words aloud so that you don't accidentally think of something different than what you really want to have happen You know Yeah, I think I said like the third book aragon meets like this bumble fuck out in the middle of nowhere Who just uses magic without saying anything and he's like holy shit. Why the fuck do you do that? Yeah, like early on like When when you're learning magic It's very important that you say it out loud and you use very specific words as to what you want to do So it helps you to focus what you really want to have happen So it's very very possible that she's using these hand motions to direct the power that she wants to do something specific Rags, I love you even more now that I know that I am not the only person That has read those books. I read aragon. Well, it's unfair because me and jay can't read so that's a bit. Well, that's true Yeah, that's a bit bookish. Well, that's why I'm like biased towards rags Rags I thought it was because I was I was handsome and fluffy It's a bonus with false visions of awful futures Let's let's go back a bit don't cut cinemas inside of context magic Witch that fooled all the minds of the Avengers with false visions of awful futures at once Why didn't you do that at once? She had to do them one at a time. Hey, look, it's helblad A little bit a little bit. Does she have to throw her mind powers at people? I do like There's something about that delivery that I find funny. Why does she have to throw her mind powers at people? It's funny, but it's just She just like rips her brain out of her skull and like shucks it at someone Yeah, in context. No, there's a big sense, but Why did cap need to make a dramatic entrance into this scene and why on the other side of the tracks? Why isn't he helping already? I find it funnier to point out that this Uh helblad decides to immediately skewer this random person who's standing there It's like it could just be some old guy like her She's trying she's trying to kill half the universe. She probably doesn't care I would care about an old man old man a very an old man Like gary old man. That's gary old man, but uh, why does she hate gary old man? Yeah, like why does cap need to make a dramatic entrance into this scene? First of all, you could ask that about every single entrance for every single character Does any character ever enter enter like on a segue or something? Boring Oh, yeah, but that's not a villain entrance at that point. He's not quite the villain yet You know, I wish he kept that segue like even in the final fight. Well, that's true. Cap is old So someone just mentioned that little potato. That's that's true. Cap. Cap is an old man. So I'm not even wrong on that but um Yeah, now I just have like resnav quotes going through my head because you mentioned gary old man He did way more than just that get your head out. Well, that's what I casual. Well, that's all I know of him um Bruce banners showed up on a moped in avengers. Oh my god, you're right That was like the hilarious terrible entrance where he's just like Wait, what you're rid of edges? Bruce Banner turns up to the wall in new york on a moped He's just like hey guys, and then he turns into the Hulk like immediately after Oh, I don't remember that. Yeah, it beats walking True, but uh, yeah Is he asking him why he wasn't helped? Yeah, why isn't he helping already? I don't know cap arrived there stood still Preparing to catch a spear. You're right. That's right. He wasn't the dark knight. I forgot Bracks why is he helping already? That's the most normal role gary old man's ever played He's like a straight up normal family man police officer person. So he's played some weird fucking roles I just like love his like obnoxious russian accent whenever he's like screaming in black ops Yes, and and the time it took both scarlet witch and proxima to figure out who it was Either of them could have potentially won the fight while the other was distracted I think it was a fair bet Maybe cap to have assumed that they'd be distracted by uh The fact that he was there. I don't know It's um I doubt either of them would have won the fight ever because scarlet witch can just keep pushing everyone away from me It's a pretty tough person to beat. You know in fact if I was gonna surprise attack I probably would have done it to both of them instead of just the one, you know I guess they do surprise attack her as well Audience applause break Guns oh, yeah, there's this weird shit with falcons guns. They look appear out of his wrists or some shit You slow it down I feel like he's just saying that guns should be redundant in these fights Oh, he's saying like what's the point in even having guns? Yeah In fairness, what's the what's the point of even having falcon because really? Well, hang on they stab one of these guys don't they so bullets would work Theoretically and bullets do work all the creepy things that attack Wakanda. So it should have the black panther spears You should have Wakanda bullets that when you attack it with somebody it's like a nuke inside the body Listen black those I would much rather have a stargate spear That's your opinion These henchmen failed to get the stone they were sent after and they piece out to save their own skin And I'm pretty sure even they know that Thanos values the stones over his henchmen. I don't even think that's true I don't yeah, I don't know the film Everybody really liked the line where Thanos says I take it the more is dead Because everyone's like oh, he cares about where the squid would died. He actually asks That is actually kind of cares. Okay He says the day extracted a heavy toll. So yeah, uh, no, I think if they told Thanos that we nearly died We had to exit. I doubt you would be like, well, I have to kill you now Because you didn't die getting the stone That doesn't make sense. So they just keep coming. So what the f*** are these minions thinking? Thanos isn't like a psychopath in that sense. Is he is he honestly asking why they decided to bail out instead of die? I think so, yes That's an interesting question We could figure out the answer bailing out like this stay close check in don't take any chances Oh, I mean, he's not bailed out and he clearly has like Nothing to say here. He's just he's just he's sinking with his ship Who now? Maybe maybe he's just applying that mentality to uh to everyone else Wait, you're saying cinemasins is yes, but I think he's doing pretty well for himself Yeah, I'd be fair. He's not said much wrong yet. Does anybody um, no, I mean no, not that Money-wise like I'm pretty sure cinemasins is probably making a extremely large about somebody with this Oh, yeah, for sure. I think he would According to social blade. He makes something crazy like a hundred thousand a month or something I was gonna say he's gotta be a millionaire by now, right? Oh, yeah without a doubt um Yeah, he's not doing did you were you being ironic when you said that he's not been doing well so far Uh, I may I may have been being ironic There is there is potential there on skin And I'm pretty sure even they know that Thanos values the stones over his henchmen So what the f*** are these minions thinking bailing out like this stay close check in don't take any chances We just wanted time, you know to figure out the whole having sex with a synthetic vibranium body thing It's a lot tougher than you'd think I hope Thanos No Okay, okay This is keeping count during all this disorder and chaos because I can't figure out how many are dying at first glance But I'm sure he knows how to keep the death at half season Wouldn't wouldn't you assume from that that he doesn't actually care about getting it accurate down to the person You're like white white Yeah, I mean he knows obviously from the beginning Thanos is like there's no way we can know for certain Until people will be hiding people might be on holiday on a different planet You can't just it's gonna be tough to nail it and it's like all right, johnson's We've got a consensus here. Where are the johnson's? What about pregnant people? It's that kind of motivation and it's not that he's like ocd and wants exactly have the universe to be destroyed On holiday sir, like I said if if a wizard was like oh you killed 56 instead of 50 out of 100 He'd probably be like that's that's fine I just like resources. He doesn't give a shit about like the exact numbers I just like to interpret this scene as this is the death of shrek's entire kind And that's why he's the last ogre He had to go into the swamps because Thanos killed everyone else interact for we see other ogres Um, don't those ogres are his offspring We have oh wait. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot there was like an ogre I know I see no spoilers, please. I I haven't seen shrek 4. You shouldn't we have we have new memes Um, we'll we'll see shrek 4 after we see eric gone. Oh my god And that'll be after we play Well, luckily it's only like 80 minutes long so Oh my goodness, yeah There is bull That's These streams are gonna kill me To finish it off Okay Um Never stop being talented audience never stop Uh, anyway, yeah, I gotta admit that this Sorry, I didn't I didn't quite show it properly last time but I the glove has michael cirrus is facing Wait what the first one is michael cirrus gauntlet jabs Oh my god That second one is insane The set yeah These will all be posted to the efap memes thing on my discord after the thing don't worry guys I can't figure out how many are dying at first glance, but I'm sure he knows how to keep the death at half season What's wrong little one the fact that thanos would ever have stopped on his kill quest for even a moment because of a cute kid Is a big pill to swallow Uh, wasn't you just standing around? Yeah, he's done at this point. There's literally he's has made a lot of people up to be executed He doesn't know what else is he gonna do do anything and oh doesn't he spot her because she pushes one of the guards away Yeah, she she's like fighting against one of the guards That thanos. Yeah, that would catch my attention too. I'd be like, huh. How's that kid doing little little shit What would ever have stopped on his kill quest for even a moment because of a cute kid is a big pill to swallow Why is that a big pill to swallow? Yeah I could tell because I was gonna say if you're an evil Sola son of a bitch who's a huge guy and you see this little thing going like You'd probably be like, uh, look at that I could totally see him being interested. You're quite the fighter. Come on. She asked a question That's it. She's displayed zero fighter characteristics. Well other than the the person she fought just now. Yeah other than that How do you how could he possibly have missed that? Is this one of his deliberate mistake things that he does? He just added I mean, he says he makes deliberate mistakes and he does but like just I I think they're just filler is my understanding of it You know, I've made a few videos about cinema since before so I feel like Um, I don't get why would you make deliberate mistakes though? Why would you want to do that? So the video can be 20 minutes long I just I don't She's inquisitive confused scared guileless, but a fighter. She is not clearly. She is she becomes gamora who's like best fighter Saf genocide scene illustrates a curious character detail in guardians of the galaxy when they told us gamora was the only Origin law survivor of the zeho beret people. Yep that Unless someone has an explanation for that. That's just a continuity error as far as I can tell Yeah, I don't know especially didn't see did she say that like her entire planet was destroyed in guardians? Did she was under the impression that the planet is destroyed when she talks to Thanos, isn't she? Now is now is zeho beret her species or just like a culture within that species or a country or a certain like a tribe or a bloodline Is that the whole is that the whole species? Because normally when you say the people it's not an entire species It's like a country or an ethnic group. God. Look how much she weighs a whole 852 gretts. Oh man. That's what a fucking fat ass That's interesting though cybernetic skeleton ocular and respiratory implants enhance neurological system enhanced regeneration implant I don't know that i've googled i've googled gamora's species and she is a zen waboris What is what is according to the comics though? And this is someone else. I don't know It's a comic picture actually next to it. So Um, but yeah, no, uh, there are ways to explain this she could be like It'll be awkward though exposition wise be like it says who you're you're the last survivor that she goes That's what I tell people You're like, uh, according to the according to the mcu wiki sheet that is a species But um, yeah, I would say as far as I can tell it's just something that either they just didn't care to fix Um, if your weight if your weight starts with an eight don't even talk to me What if it's 80? Oh, uh, a little potato said, oh wait, that would be an anorexic The roosters implied that thunders may have been lying about her planet being a paradise after killing half their people That could be interesting too, but uh, if I think it's safe to assume it's just a small continuity or I guess and There is a chance that this is wrong Also, how weird is that that he picks up on this But he misses all of those major details like spider-man suit and stuff Hmm because like this is not easy. Isn't this a zoomed in picture and this is a briefly put on screen Is this even from the trailer by the way? I don't know if this is actually from the film. Is this from the film? Even if his note expect to know this is j really I don't know I remember the trailer displaying the details. I can't remember if the film does but that would be another interesting thought Let's go watch the whole film right now. Yeah, it could have been a retcon. Let's watch it live on you No, we can't do that. Reynolds gets me. I want you to promise me. You'll kill me One other thing you could do just find a distant planet to live on lay low Find a cave maybe find spark and don't allow Thanos to ever get near you. Don't allow Thanos to get near you Yeah, like that's if that's within your power then geez You can tell if we're going to stop Thanos then gosh, you can't just like shoot her now Let's just go blow up the dreadnought It's just like that. He turns up at this this mysterious cave and she's like, no How did you know he was fucking Thanos and I know shit Am I not allowed in this cave and she's like, no Well, I didn't see a fucking door Well, you don't have to be so mean The cave was unlocked I assume I could just go Cave was unlocked Your cave door is wide open. I don't know You left your mail outside You have an address the yellow page Look, it's about to rain. I just wanted to get your Amazon package before I got your newspaper is going to get wet Movie characters think that a problem This will be a bond if they swear on a loved one, but of course it doesn't work that way cliche Yeah That's the thing that happens in other movies. Sure Yeah, uh, she expected him to follow through. Well, hang on mate. He does follow through with this, doesn't he? Yeah, the bubbles come out. He does. He does kill her. Oh, he tries But that's not even true And I was about to defend it even if it would be true because that's that's totally fine That he wouldn't want to kill her even when he's told to promise because he loves her, but he does actually do it. So I realize she has a hate boner of justice, but goddamn what was she thinking? She's the one that's been reminding others how fucking powerful Thanos is Which is why she tries to immediately kill him while he's off guard I just like the phrase hate boner of justice I'm gonna rename my channel Yeah, uh By the way, it's a strange comment. He's making here as well considering she does kill him from Like in in a manner that she expects to work as in she it makes sense to her She stabs him in the the heart and knife him in the throat as well, right? So yeah, as far as she's concerned, I've done it and we can assume that that's actually always a way you could have killed him But obviously he's fucking with reality. So And as far as they know that he doesn't have the reality stone. Yeah, all this makes sense. So what are you doing? I would just like you all to know that I've now changed my twitter name to hate boner of justice I think I'm fucking deleted For hate speech against. I don't know. That's fine. I hope you enjoyed your patreon Oh, yeah, that'll go down to premature self-reprobation You knew I come I count it on So he assumed that the guardian ship would get the distress signal from the statesman They'd follow it. They just so happened to run into Thor. He'd tell them about the reality stone Why would he assume that Thor is the only person who knows about the Um The so let's think of the only way Thanos would know they would come there is that he assumes they'd want to protect Whatever stone is there or he could have asked a spider That's true But he would have he has to assume that they know that the reality stone is there Which I think since they've met the collector previously And the collector is one that has it. I don't know Yeah, well, it's been established that the the ancient monk guy. He knows about the infinity stones Who else knows about him? I'm I'm willing to in Except that it's Thanos could have been waiting there for a long time depending on certain things taking place Um Because there's no reason why he would have known that Thor bumped into the guardians That's the part if he knew that then this would have made sense or more sense um Because as much as there's a distress signal, that's not a guarantee that the guardians would find Thor, right? Someone's saying in guardians when they literally saw it So what? I guess the stone not the reality stone. They saw the power stone The reality stone gets taken there and at the end of Thor 2 um Which is after you remember something from Thor 2 I remembered I remembered other things like Natalie Pullman gets the stone inside it. I remembered that I'm just impressed that anyone remembers anything. I don't know anything from incredible hulk. That would be more impressive The grenades are like little black holes Oh, yeah, they look super OP And neat. I remember when Loki turned into Captain America briefly. That was funny I actually saw that clip before I saw the movie and I was like, I might watch it just for that now In fairness, that was the only good part of the whole movie. That was the highlight. But yeah, uh I can't think of it being an absolutely reasonable Anybody got anything for this because I really can't think of why Thanos would assume they would be there at this time Uh, it's a matter. Yeah, it's the matter of the time scale. How long would he have waited there been there? So it does yeah, it's That just what if you just like waited there for a few months and was like Um, we've been really bored. I've been hanging out with Benicio del Toro He just keeps him alive just for that telling me about his time on the last Jedi it's been really shit It's like oh Tell them about the reality stone and that she would agree to come here. This is fucking impossibly brilliant He didn't even tell Thor he'd be coming here He just told his minions to get the two stones on earth and made him a titan the only reason he pulls the Oh, yeah, but Thor assumed that he'd go for the next stone Because it was he knew it was taking the thingy. So that's not out and reasonable that part trigger here Is because the movie knows it's going to undo the act and keep Gamora alive for oh So this is covering his ass for the earliest sin then Because he's now saying the only reason he pulled the triggers because he couldn't kill her But that's like matter as hell. Peter definitely thought he was gonna kill her Well, no, it's just the movie knows he he He can't kill her so he's saying he's saying that he wouldn't have pulled the trigger if Have a way out of it The movie wouldn't have the balls to just kill Gamora here, which as if to imply they would never kill Gamora. It's like oh, but well Now his love for her and dope. He's digging a hole. Isn't he further and further with this? Puppy dog nature 100% does not jive with his willfully pulling the trigger here. Is that really willfully? What do you mean? What do you what? He absolutely did not want to pull the trigger That's such a weird point to make keep Gamora alive for now His love for her and dopey puppy dog nature 100% does not jive with his willfully pulling the trigger Yeah, it takes him a while to pull that trigger She has to like convince him there Thanos has to convince him Yeah, I never would have worked if not for Thanos actually encouraging it like Because he wouldn't have had the time like that was what stopped him But uh Thanos was basically that kid on xbox live. He's like do it, bro Do it on me one of the only rust Rust with pistols only Yeah, I'm 93 rafticus only Intervention no heartbeat sensor If yous rb starts your f**king f**k Trigger here Why did Drax and Mantis go back to normal when Thanos leaves the stone powers aren't proximity based but somehow the damage I have no idea how the reality stone works. So any issues he brings up with them. I agree with She did was only temporary This is a hologram of Ross whose physical body is in a completely different room somewhere in the country And yet he's able to walk around this room like he's physically in this one Is he I think we're supposed to imply Assume that whatever Ross is seeing right now is like a a CGI projected sort of room On top of his room with all these things every you don't know how it works Every time we get uh holograms in a mood But how does it work? And it's like I think he's just like sort of realized. Hey, I can send this and people will be like, okay And now he does every time he sees it explicitly explained I think it can make enough sense. Have they never done this before? I feel like they must have done this before I mean they've been in that room before. Yeah, but fully fledged walking around holograms that can react and thinking to you like I get that that's that's pretty high tech but uh I made you got the nano tech earlier like isn't this just part for the course now There's another problem for the MCU. Their technology is getting to like extreme limits But I'm just what I watched the film this never stood out as something unbelievable Well, it doesn't matter. Anyway, it's literally the functionality of this is a phone call like who cares Yeah, hell he could have fucking showed up He in a replica room with a virtual reality display And if so, there should be a camera somewhere in here tracking his eye movements Not necessarily if it scans the entire room and projects it to him and it scans his entire room projects it to them That's kind of what I was trying to say. He would be looking at his version of their holograms He can face the right way. Oh, yeah, someone brought up boff the thing in civil war. That's what technically speaking is another version of this. So Um, that's that's an extremely ridiculous technology. It projects your memories as like Move a roundable videos that you can walk in so You know sci-fi sci-fi sci-fi way when he's talking to people, right? No one in this movie should own a rickenbacher base and have it displayed on a floor stand in some kind of library This guitar is the biggest lie the mcu ever told. I've played one of these tell me congressman. Have you ever played a rickenbacher base? Is that a reference? Literally, nobody Nobody fucking cares that you play a guitar. Is he pulling a derrick savage? I mean, yeah, I get the reference, but is this is a reference though. Is there some film that this happens in? I don't know Uh, it's it's like when people show up and they pull out a guitar. You're like, no, no, don't don't please don't No, no one wants to hear. No, stop. Don't do that go away It's um, I get it. Yeah Nobody chats got anything. So I assume this is actually just him saying this so okay Where's the fight Bucky aren't we just gonna gloss over the fact that's a running joke apparently He says that every time bucky shows up She's like, okay. Why you don't like bucky. I guess it must have been awkward in civil war. He shows up a lot in that I like bucky Well, you're wrong. Fuck you. I like it. Wait, are you implying that you don't like cinemasons? Um, yes, that's just rude Dude, what's this? I like how he even colored his hands purple That's that a stark shoulder missile from earth easily blasts a hole in the hull of this alien spaceship the hell Didn't we just establish that his technology is incredible? And that was a sin earlier and now it's a sin that is in technology is amazing He launched a rocket at a wall of a spaceship. What the fuck did you think was going to happen? Ironman broke into this place by lasering it open. It's just metal by the looks of things. It doesn't look like it's any kind of special metal fortunately Special special metal that makes you really smart. Yeah, I mean that's that you can only find that on Wakanda So are you saying this giant doughnut was built in an impenetrable forest? Yes Maybe we're just fine. If you're a freqle filled with the doughnut ships Fucking bucky. Those are only half doughnuts The fact that a stark shoulder missile from earth easily blasts a hole in the hull of this alien spaceship The hell is this spray stuff Tony's using here to seal the breach in the ship's hole? Nanomagic canned convenience. It's magic whiz and it's cheesing me off. Way to introduce a new character It's partially convenient. Sure. I'll give him that one too Knock on much Um character in the movie in the 19th film of a franchise and completely kill him off in an hour I wanted more of this guy Darth Maul and ebony maul are now in some seventh circle of movie franchise hell Where they were told they were special and maul their fates with maul flanders at the hades maul So I say we take the fight. Um maul survives who's maul Maul maul survives. In fairness maul's survival is bullshit. Wait, hold on that was supposed to be maul as in Darth Maul And he spelled it m o l l franchise and completely kill him. No, he actually did put see Darth Maul He did spell it. Oh wait, so what's maul flanders then? I think he just Rhymed a bunch of shit with maul. There's not supposed to be maul flanders. Maul, maul, maul Oh, yeah, because maul, wait, so there's got to be a joke then I'm assuming I can't tell. He's just rhyming shit. He's ordered to decipher this. Yeah, maul flanders got booed out as well But um, yeah, you're right. Darth Maul is not dead It's still bullshit. In fact, well it is bullshit, but um, he's not just not dead though He got given like a whole fucking loader development. This is a really lazy poorly written joke If this was my joke, I wouldn't have put it in I mean, I have to be like figuring this shit out every time that he makes a joke Yeah, but which of these jokes would you have put in? None of them because they're not good So you can't you can't just be like cutting this one out because at that point you've got if you if you introduce that kind of standard You've just not got a video anymore. Yeah, but is that so bad? No Well, it is for me because then I don't get to make a video about it. Oh, you have to make original content. Okay He actually has in fairness. It's just it's just people like to see him rip a pass intimacy. And it's unfortunately fine. Do it Like an ebony maul are now in some seventh level of movie franchise hell Where they were told they were special and maul their fates with maul flanders at the Hades mall So I say we take the fight to him granted the ship you're on is going to him And you haven't stated declaratively that you can turn the ship around despite being asked twice by strange Maybe this is less of a choice than the movie or Tony once I just want to say they literally pilot the ship in this film Yeah, they definitely do and um, he Gives his reasoning it's solid reasoning Why fight Thanos on earth when you can destroy and fuck up everything instead of fighting him on his own? So that they can just have their controlled Group v1, which is exactly what they do Even was that a problem granted the ship you're on is going to him And you haven't stated declaratively that you can turn the ship around despite being asked twice by strange Maybe this is less of a choice than the movie or Tony wants to make it seem your planet was on the brink of collapse I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then I don't know has 50% of the planet multiplied and brought it back to pre Thanos population numbers I guess you plan on snapping the universe back to half its people every 20 people say this a lot Like it's so dumb because all people will do is repopulate And I'm just saying they're like but Can you just do it again? Isn't that a possibility Especially if it takes like many many years Also don't birth rates fall after the technology develops No, it's quality of life improves generally. Um But every 20 years, I mean 20 years is what do we call 20 years a generation? Yeah, I mean there's there's ways around this people are people are at breeding age by 20 And um not to mention the I don't know maybe people It's gonna be a weird universe considering every single living life form went through everyone going into dust No, I don't know Yeah, um like the beginning of the the next Avengers movie will be strange, but Um years or so this seems so f***ing pointless. Don't do this Yeah, if it works for 20 years at least that's still something for Thanos I'm sure he feels happy that he wouldn't have to do anything for 20 years Finally sisterly love is what causes her to give up the location of the soul stone and therefore the fate of the entire universe She begged her boyfriend to kill her rather than let Thanos He does understand that people are much more willing to let themselves die than people they love die Or is that a new concept to him? Maybe he doesn't love anybody Like I would ask him genuinely as a human being I'd be like would you listen to your brother's life sister being tortured extensively? Knowing that you have to say one word to prevent it from happening I guess he wouldn't if he knew that he would say the word I don't know if Jeremy's been in the locale. I've been in like search and rescue and stuff It's pretty tough to listen to people screaming agony and not to mention uh, there are people It's pretty it's pretty f***ing gut wrenching There are people in this universe that would actually argue they would rather keep their loved one alive F*** the universe like that's to the point human humans get with love I just can't believe you're breaking this down like rationally Rationally, she should allow her sister to be tortured indefinitely. It's like You know what you're not wrong Plus when I'm getting a new hammer and Thor 33 the third Oaten told him his hammer was just something that focused his power now That's been forgotten and a hammer is important again. Uh, that's something that focused his power sounds important I was going to say that's J. You made the same point in your video, right? I did yeah, it's I love that he just doesn't notice it himself Like Odin's like hey, you don't need it full power, but it's good to focus your power That he's like, oh, it's suddenly it's important again. It's like, I don't know focus sounds important Is that I've never seen this video before ever and it was just like my knee jerk reaction to that is like, um That didn't pass the smell test You're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball, but you're handing him a fake eyeball So he still only has one stupid eyeball. I thought that eyeball does work Yeah, it'll actually It you know, we obviously have to give the pass of like, I don't fucking know how it works biologically, but It is a an eye from space the rocket has so it's just assumed that yeah, it does actually work It's a space. I space I All right Some random computerized alien eyeball has a connection port that matches Thor's flesh based eye socket So then he immediately acknowledges that actually How could you send it for that and then send it for that? You can't do both This is a great freeze frame, by the way Oh mine's probably different to those He's just looking off in like completely different directions with each of his eyes. I'm on the next scene Um Haka connection board. Oh, this is a second Marvel movie to wait I like that he covers that entire scene without sending the most ridiculous line In the entire movie in my opinion where Thor like puts in the eye and then he's like this thing doesn't work Everything looks black When he has two eyes Yeah, and and and there are plenty of lights around them. Whether or not there's no lights outside the ship Wait, what other oh Days of future past okay Oh, yeah, that's true. Well, he wasn't wasted in either of these movies though Yeah, I don't see how he's wasted in this movie or days of future past I like I was just trying to figure out I was just trying to figure out which one he was actually in because I was like, I don't remember him being in the mcu This is like if you don't if you don't justify the the statement that he was wasted in this then people just have to sort of Oh, yeah, he was wasted. Ha ha ha ha. People who agree agree. People who don't don't moving on That's all I feel like that's how these videos are designed, isn't it? Well, yeah, here's the ding. Don't ask me why He's Peter Dinklage and he killed everyone anyway. Who'll accept me? Let me do some math here 300 dwarfs. I wonder if you can guess what his points gonna be guys It's not half of them. Hmm Now why in the world with Thanos not have killed only half of these dwarfs? Why why would that happen? Either because there are more dwarfs elsewhere or because he's does it because Thanos specifically says that it's the greater good That's more important Well, my assumption is that he actually wants to prevent these guys from creating weapons that can stop him Mm-hmm, and then he precisely why the remaining dwarf has been he's has his hands melded together He's been de-handed. He's been de-handed wars. We're here. One is left Oh, he's so condescending over this point as well. It's really just like does he think this is the entire dwarf population They just live in a foundry and that's it Yeah, I That seems unreasonable. I would assume naturally that this is just a place. They work they commute here Don't they have like fortresses and mines and stuff under mountain? That's what I've heard. They have a mountain planet Multiply by pi r squared. That's 99.67 percent of the dwarf population Which means he must have let 299 other dwarfs on some other hammer building station live That's all well and good, but how did she get out of the mid-air suspension thing that she was in? Doesn't that thing make you for all we know it works I mean, yeah, we could have had a scene where she like Uh, I don't know lets a circuit attached to something and then it zaps it or she fires something out of a thing Yeah The movie's telling us she got out. Um, but I suppose it would have been neat to know how She is, you know, and robotic as fuck. So I would just assume that she had something that allowed it Yeah, she literally does come apart Yes Tense and purposes immobile in fact, I'm kind of wondering how she was even able to kill that guy Wind up and planting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you I'm sorry. I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you I'm trying to say that something is coming really because there was absolutely nothing urgent about by the sense, yo Three what you were saying at all in theory it could even summon the bifrost Because why not Thor's gonna have to get to earth faster than a ship can take them somehow So bacon the bifrost into this baby. I wouldn't staff do that as well Spear sorry Pretty sure he does it. I don't remember that he uses the bifrost. You know what uh, remember he has to summon dark magic or whatever Yeah, hang on wait. Uh, what's his name? Heimdall's sword does it too? Well heimdall in fairness you gotta like put it in the ground No, I know he does it in his movie Oh, right Forgot about that You're right But people like he keeps a ball of writing the movie for them to try and turn my criticism about myself I'm not saying these things are in the film. I'm suggesting what we could assume It's the whole point It's a thing called inference as long as there's no information to counter it you can infer But um, you know, I I actually agreed with him that it's a bit of a jump And maybe we could have seen how she did it it would have probably have improved it Yeah, like I'm fine with that Somehow we've agreed with him a couple like you guys are I'm not crazy, right? Like we're not we haven't just shat on him Yeah, some of them are a lot of a lot of them are just fucking stupid or wrong But some of them are reasonable. Yeah, I agree with some of these I've already agreed with a couple of them You could essentially like you could create Pretty much like a whole youtube channel. That's kind of dedicated To going over these points kind of did you you think that would work? I don't think it's possible I think they'd make loads of mistakes And on original but you could probably do it you'd need you would need an animal avatar to really sell it to people though Well like a spider or something Uh, spiders can tell the future. So it's not really fair Oh, yeah, if you ever get to choose I just looked by notifications on to it. I don't even know what this is The person said I tried as a as an explanation. Give me one sec Okay, I'm really curious. I know I need to see it I'm trying to get it on the stream first so they can see it. There you go This is the grill of the purple Okay All right, man Thanos bend mobile you I mean I agree an attempt was made I feel oh, wow just may as well throw this one in because why not but uh, he even did like the whole hellblade thing with only Of his face. I feel like you should read this uh wolf Oh, I should read this. Oh god Illustration of That's amazing. That's great. I'm the first one to admit Bulb in the pack and that never really bothered me though because I knew I gots the swagger Genesis 33 seconds It's not even yours Someone someone please send this to jared. I don't know how you I don't know how you're gonna do it, but do it This is amazing. I mean, I know jared watches these e-fabs, but that is incredible I can't believe someone went to they even got the fucking the fucking black mark on the door I I can't believe someone went through the fucking effort to make It's your raw jared Oh my god, that is amazing I'm just like reading it in jared's voice I'm the first one to admit i'm not the brightest bulb in the pack and that never really bothered me though because I know I gots the swagger beautiful jared quote Oh, they forgot the ninja turtles action figures in the background and the skeleton There's so much jared lore. It's kind of tough to fiddle in Yeah, yeah, you would have to like It'd have to be like a 4k resolution incredibly detailed drawing, but at least he got the fucking burn door Oh, yeah, by the way, there's a video we're supposed to be watching I think um, let me just Okay Got that jared into this baby and we're set one of the odds of far flung planet moon like there's probably a point there Somehow so bacon the bifrost into this baby and we're set. All right. Yeah. Well, yeah So anyway, I was actually gonna say that I actually do have criticisms of how easy it is to make that that weapon Um, but the the only counter I've heard is just the it's impossible for most if anyone to wield it Thor's like one of the only people that remain that can wield it I don't know if that's sufficient. It just seems pretty easy to make the weapon. You know like it requires The forge to be active force of a star. Yeah, but it seems that on a good day for this forge. That was normal It does seem to be the power source that they use for the forge Because I agree that that's a lot of power, but apparently that was just that was a normal day at this forge Yeah, it's sort of like it's like the facility is kind of set up to do that So, yeah, uh, just seems, you know um Oh wait, somebody somebody just said etry designed it. Did he Was was stormbreaker made in response to thanos? Like the blueprint or was it always around? I I don't know I want to say it was made specifically for Thor Like what i'm saying is like did he make it because thanos has the gauntlet He was like I need to design a weapon that can beat that but the thing is he didn't have any hands. It's pretty difficult to you know No, where did they what is with these people? It's like you're writing the movie again. I said, maybe I have no idea I know there's no lie. This is thorsy where they can use them suggesting ways that it could be possible There is a line that says Thor is one of the few people like that most people wouldn't be able to wield it when he Says that oh, yeah, wait So i'm fine the guardians that they'd lack the strength to wield them and they'd kill them minds into madness or something It looks like the movie's right in itself. I didn't have to do that actually It's designed against thanos. Thor says herself if anyone tries to wield it Uh, they would go mad. Yeah, and then rocket says, uh, is it weird that I want to do it more now? Right, that's that scene But yeah, um, I guess my point is you know, how many other people could wield it? And he has guardian Good hulk good hulk do it Well hulk couldn't lift the original hammer. That's true, but I always thought that was more of a Like some weird spell about weirdness as opposed to um That's true like power, you know, like it seemed like it was a bit of an Excalibur thing going on All exposed why can't you do it? Why could you do it the last Jedi fads card? It's not the same thing Suggest what I haven't said it's not a mistake. I would literally just ask you questions So if I was to make a video I probably would highlight this as an issue Didn't I open with saying that? Or am I crazy? Can I say some of the long lines of like the issue I have with it and then I carried on? I think you said it could have been better explained. I think that's very convenient and easy to do I mean, I do kind of feel about that that way about the entire forging scene is things about it Unless be fair, we never hear about this thing before this movie And it's not like we have to because Um, I suppose they would have been providing all of the Asgardian weapons like the armor and whatever else they have We can assume that relationship's been going for a while, but it would have been neat to have actually told us it exists Um, yeah, this wouldn't be in a in a video if I made it because You know, I love infinity wall, but I still think there's there's more issues in it than like civil war, for example for a writing But I don't know how you could have made a flawless film when you've got the this many elements flying around and It's a little bit tough Like how do you make a reasonable excuse for them to defeat Thanos when you've got no backup from any other writers? like, um You have to invent the reason that you can be defeated In your own movie. That's pretty tough So, uh, I don't hold it against them. I think they did a fantastic job for The position they were in Ryan Johnson on the other hand, he was he was given star wars on a platter They were like, here's all your setups. Do whatever you want. And he was like, they're all nothing. It's like, oh Okay What are the odds a far flung planet moon like titan would have air breathable by humans? So wait at the Is that the only planet he's ever said before? Um, what about all the other planets? It's Genuinely, I would have expected it's just sort of universal rule that pretty much fucking oxygen is just on every planet Also, it's all of the alien speaking English. That's been like that's another thing we should say. I suppose Okay, guys, I got a quick thing to say Has nothing to do with the video. Um Well, two things one, uh, I gotta leave for maybe about half an hour or so I gotta go pick up something for my sister Because she's bedridden and shit so well good, but luckily you guys will still be streaming for a good couple hours Well, I mean I could What do you think my uh, what do you think my response to that is going to be? I don't know Can you answer it objectively? Um, no No, I can't All right subjectively then No She's not you calling your sister ugly Oh Yes, yes, I am Okay, well fair enough, but well, that's the first thing, but I will be back. We don't all have it man That's all good. You you you'll come back when you come back And the second thing before I go, um I was looking to see if that timestamp was real And I just typed in jared genesis rags to find it And one of the videos that I found was um, you know that that fight scene between anakin obi one Uh, uh count dooku in episode two. Mm-hmm Okay, so there's a video where they put jared's face over count dooku Me and rags are obi one and anakin and moller your yoda And that's the whole video It's called darth jared genesis versus jedi master moller and wolf into rags Why has nobody made me aware of this video? It's only got 85 views, but oh my god He's made two months ago. I've never heard of this Jared even commented on it. It's amazing Well, you know what while you're gone wolf, we'll we'll check that out and I'll read super chats as well as a sort of Oh, you get I don't know if it's a good intro for jade to the whole fucking Jared lore, but oh, that's true. It's on him. He should have he should have watched every single e-fab episode Three times by now Three of them All all but the ones that jared was actually Um, but yeah off you go man. Go go go. It's okay. All right. See you guys soon Um Yeah, if either of you guys want to do anything specific We've got apparently half an hour to do stuff. I'm gonna try and get through literally every single super chat We've had up to this point, so Sure. Here we go. Um, what seems to be the officer problem. That is a wonderful reference to rags from Last episode? I can't remember when you said that right. Yeah, it was when you were drunk Yay, but when everyone assumed something was wrong with you alistar. That said hi rags. So hello Um, Rihonda mohler sit oiti. Uh, I don't I don't speak welsh. I don't know welsh. I'll have to respond. I I'm fine that there we go nailed it Infinity war you can't deny. It's good jared genesis. I don't actually know jared's position on infinity war. That would be interesting I would uh Curious facet said if everybody is alt right, no one will be Once they've accused everyone of being alt right Who is an alt right? Um, what happened to calling is is it like calling someone right leading is just not enough anymore Like it because if they would just say they to say someone's alt right means they're like an extremist I guess is at the point Generally an alt right all the alt right is a somewhat loose group But for the most part what they have in common is they want a white ethno state Well, that's not something that I remember saying but you know I feel like Wait what? I feel like anyone Sorry, just to clarify for right I was saying as if they're implying I'm alt right. That's not something that I would follow But yeah, oh, yeah, no obvious. No, none of us are alt right. That's I feel like anyone at this point people who the reason that people say that is that Literally, they just view anyone more to the right of them as the most extreme right as you can be It's like the same thing happened with just like people calling anyone more left than them an sjw or that Like just so many words across the meeting because people throw them around for no reason Yeah, but now when you call people fucking alt right then Fuck like that's got such a negative connotation now Because it'll make people go your channel can get shut down and your patreon can get taken away And you can get deep platformed because enough people say that you're alt right when you're really not I mean it's like it's like a scare word Yeah, because people will it's happened on that subreddit the uh that that shot was from People will call me alt right and then some people will be like wait Like he is like because they'll be like oh shit if if you're going to say it so abrasively Then people will be like oh, it must be true if you're saying it like that like nobody would accuse someone Fascist and nice support autocracy and all sorts of crazy shit like that No backing for it, but people enough people just lie about it And eventually it might catch on with certain circles Um, but yeah It's just it'll never end. Um, Merry Christmas, but with women, but anyway guys On top leaves skull wheels on a stog and Rage is what was the funniest rhino milk green milk is one of my favorite scenes in the saga or re killed Han mines number three no offense sin sins. They didn't know you Pretty sure he's okay with it at this point um Which is the funniest? Oh, well the the funniest has to be the one where me wolf and appa bend almost died Listening to uh, patrick williams. Have you seen that uh, jay? Is this the one where he said, um, this is my favorite edition? Yeah, and we just lost our minds like Just did so that one I think i've seen all the ones where you covered patrick. Oh, he's wonderful. Um, I like seeing him covered Yeah, it's a pity that we'd have to search through his library to find some more things to cover But some of his videos are just like i've not even seen the films he's covering or he's doing more a conceptual thing like Talking about the shots a director uses where it's just like most of times. I'm just like that's true. They do use those Doesn't you have a second last for a jedi video you haven't Oh, we did we did two of his last jedi videos, didn't we? Or am I crazy? I thought we did you did another star wars one, but it was about the camera working star wars, so Um, so it was all good Well, I loved your infinity war review thumbs up. Thank you space balls is a better star wars film than the last jedi There are some jokes in the last jedi that feel like they were taken from space balls. That's the weird thing Merry christmas. E fat boys keep being great. Same to everyone on the discord except cb Who is wrong about sandwiches bill bow baggings? I mean You can't say that everyone has their own opinions about sandwiches recommend the animes I coo and megaloboxing both awesome sports animes also unbridled prays dragons super ball brawley when I don't I'm not an anime poisson No, I've seen a couple of them. Um Well, what animes have you seen rags? samurai champloo ghost in the shell full metal alchemist um Brotherhood or the original one This two full metal alchemist animes, right? Yeah, I've seen the movie. I saw second gig and I saw standalone complex and I've seen it rise I've seen One punch man fma brotherhood code. Yes I think I've seen another two. I usually remember referencing five, but I've forgotten I've seen some just not enough. I am so sorry. Um, but yeah If you have anime recommendations, I pretty much Smiler owl is my filter he'll decide on which ones I should put my time into because I'm usually trying to get through movies and tv shows for the most part because they're like Fill up most of my references Greetings more. I hope you can wish me a happy birthday as I travel all the way north of edmonton canada for business It'll probably be better when I watched the last Jedi from last year. Well Happy birthday chemist web Is that a Is chemist a first name? I can't be a first name, right? Uh, well, he could maybe he's uh, maybe he's from like a pokemon game Oh And they would they would have like electrodes and volt orbs and stuff, wouldn't they? um, oh wait chemists what maybe What would a chemist have? I feel like um, like grimer and muck would be too like The chemist wouldn't have that did I say muck and ooze? There could be a pokemon ooze at this point. I don't know. I don't know the pokemon. It's been ages He has a Pikachu. Just got here. What did I miss chemical fish? You missed the spiders tell the future you've missed everything all of the means at least we got to see women in christmas. That's true Uh meant to send this two weeks ago Glad to see the band back together been catching up on all the old e-fabs and Tdw podcast to fill the void between days also love you wolf now do another podcast so I can donate directly We I'll I will throw that on a we should ask him that once he's back I'll put wolf podcast question mark and we'll see what he says um I'm broke because of my Mustang, but here take my money. I love when you guys get together Oh, well, we we love it too To cover you know and even when jay pops around it's not even so bad right right j Um, I'm sorry. What I was on reddit. Oh, I was saying you're going to have around too Oh, uh, I wish I wasn't being so vacant when you said it's okay Have you watched old videos from confused matthew? I've only seen one video from confused matthew and it was in relation to checking out what people thought of the force awakens I don't know his channel very well. I'm afraid Uh clone of kylo in episode nine confirmed his name is kyle mccarthy I mean Anything could happen in episode nine. I wouldn't be opposed um Apparently monkey jones talked about the drama between quintin and me yesterday. Oh, I uh, he did Briefly it's kind of interesting. I can talk about that for a second because obviously I I saw it. I left a comment on his video as well trying to see if it's any response. Um, but basically he's he's talking about how quintin was supposed to Uh Come on, they did their interview or whatever and they're sorting it out and it's going to be released soon enough But then monkey just casually says do you know that he um He and rags had something going on and he apparently lied about rags And then they sort of move on about it and I've said that um We would come on to his podcast if you wanted so we could talk about what happened. Yeah, absolutely But my comment Only got two likes and it's fell into Obscurity you could try commenting if you want in the video. I'll give you the uh the link Uh, because he I don't think he has a twitter anymore. He got banned. So I don't know how to contact him But yeah, you know if anybody Was wondering whether or not me and rags would actually be up for we would Oh, yeah, absolutely I think it'd be fun a crossover of the state of the youtube and efap. Why not? Uh, mulla, just say subscribe to pewdiepie and then you're all right. Oh, I don't even need to do that apparently Uh, Shapiro is an Aryan name, but anyway guys Just popping in to drop this you guys are hilarious and yes rags eats minorities for fun rags seriously What I've told you several times about eating people I haven't eaten anyone I mean like not I always I taste people Hmm I don't know about that That's disturbing. Hey wolf Ralph the movie maker featured you ranting about justice league in the beginning of his video on the film that came out yesterday He did but it wasn't in any way a negative thing by the looks of things I was When someone said Ralph the movie maker referenced him I checked it out and I was like please please be nice for once Please don't be like oh this guy like hurts the movie But uh, it seemed like Ralph hated justice league quite a bit as well um Merry Christmas you lovely folks mulla. This is for your Christmas present fall out new vegas and all its dlc and for everyone else You have my thanks and for those Those who've played it. What's your favorite dlc? Either of you guys played fall out new vegas Uh, I've played it. I love it. It's one of my favorite games I literally just started it. Well one of my favorite games of all time I was gonna say I have it and I need to play it eventually. I'm pretty sure I have it Um, but yeah, I only ever hear good things about new vegas apart from didn't a video come out recently Oh, no, it was um, I hate everything Put out a podcast where him and his friends. We're trying to talk about how uh new vegas isn't as good as people say it is Which was interesting they were mainly gunning for the um I think that the amount of bugs that are in it. I cannot remember Based on the fact that I've only ever heard it just verbally related completely. I would believe it's not actually that good It's it's it is a very it's a very good game Um, it's got its flaws. It's a little dated But I think it's still Really really good. Like I could I could still play it like I've gone back and played it Yeah, I hear that it just needs uh patches or you know mods Yeah, and there's tons of mods for it. There's fucking tons of mods for it Um Yes, uh, I'm actually curious as to how you decide what is worthy of efab. Is there a criteria by the way? I've been a fan of you guys for a year I usually try and watch the first portion of a video and see if it can work Like I haven't I don't know what's gonna happen in the rest of this video now outside of what I saw in Jay's video on it. Um We watched the joseph anderson ones ahead of time Because I was shocked to see that they were actually as bad as they were But then stuff like major lee's video like I'd only seen Five minutes of it and I was like, oh, this will be fun Uh, but like criteria complicated. There are you know, because there's the idea like why don't we ever cover a video That's like really well made on here and I don't think we would never do that Like that might happen one day um I just don't know the context in which we would do it and I don't know how it would work. Would we be like Play it pause it say we agree then play, you know, how would what would we do? I guess we could elaborate on why we agree but um Yeah, it's it's complicated. There's not really a criteria to be honest. Um Fellas, I need your help with the conundrum. You see I acquired my wife when I was 16 She is 14 I'm not 25 years old. Is it weird to keep my wife? Or is it okay because she's She's grandfathered in I do not understand that at all. Say say that one more time. I could help you I acquired my wife you when I was 16. She is 14. I am now 25 Is it weird to keep my wife you or is it okay because she is grandfathered in? Well, she's 23 now, right? What does grandfathered in mean? What? Well, they're just saying she's she's 14 now No, because they're two years apart. So now is waifu's 23 and that's perfectly fine I don't know if it's a meme I'm assuming it's some kind of weird. I don't know We just say we we we nod and agree I don't know. What does she's grandfathered in mean? Oh grandfathered in means that when a rule is applied to something that's kind of retroactive It means all the things that it applied to that happened before the law took place or exempt under the law Like if you ban like if you ban the sale of like a certain kind of firearm But you've already purchased it and you own it then it's legal for you to still have it It's grandfathered in under the new law Well, um, I mean, yeah, if you're 25 and she's 23 that should be fine. Yeah, fuck her Houston productions won brown table vids on tlj a bad. Well We got those two and then we got Sean's video Jenny Nicholson's video and a couple of other people including, uh Reality punch studios. I think it's the thing is like you guys don't want us covering the last Jedi every episode or every other or even every like Three I assume It's kind of hard for us to tell exactly how long Was that sorry? I'm sure there are people who want that Well, I mean, you know, you've got to get some variety, but I don't know Uh, how much people would how much of a gap people would actually want but um You know, we figure three episodes of things that aren't tlj would probably be nice before another tlj or even more. We'll see we'll see Um, oh good. I'm only 20 minutes late another 20 to go till the first video dissection. Good to have a new e-fap I've have seen the other ones three times each and they were getting a bit bored. Oh infinite memes Is the gimparino sin sins will you milk him? I can't it's a spider now And even if we were to try and do it he would see it come in because he could see the future so No, that's not possible. Um, did you know fennec foxes are legal pet in the uk The fennec fox Oh, it's like a little it's little foxes with the big ears. Oh They're legal pets apparently I didn't realize the are there laws for like could you I'm trying to throw things that if they're classified as dangerous you need a license to own A lot of times if they're like exotic pets That is very interesting. Once when I was in germany, I saw a Lady on a tram with a fox So Make of that what you will we shall make of that what we wish to make of it. Um Who's our lead? I still think the right opinion was a dope guest. I mean we will be having him back if he's okay with it Um, we'll figure out when you know, like I said if we cover An eventual eric tackson video that's talking about how I don't take criticism Having to ro guest on that would be hilarious, but I don't know if If those two are friends, maybe to ro wouldn't want to do that. It's completely up to him Well, he was friends with quintin Yes, so he could be friends with allegedly rags allegedly their friends allegedly Uh, I'm so happy you're roasting this hack fraud. I hate sort of a sin so much I just want to stick to my two index fingers into his urethra And then using my thumbs for leverage to in his male member inside out like a tube sock. That's The channel you might like seems excessive. I was about to say, do you are you aware of sins? There is a channel on youtube that uh responds to him regularly or semi-regularly. I suppose. Um, I've gone I'm trying to respond to him less because I don't like being reliant on one other person like one individuals content I have Recently in the last like couple of months. I have made Four five videos on him The people is that what people mostly want do you find in your audience? Um, they are Of the last couple of months my most like some of my most viewed videos are not in response to cinema sense So, is that wait? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I consider that good because it means I can branch out. I want to branch out and like I I clearly can because people are still watching me when I talk about other stuff Wait, why did wolf say what the fuck? What are you doing wolf? Also? Yeah, so yeah, if you guys don't already know this is the halfway promotion. I guess That's sin sin's channel He uh, he does what we're doing right now. So if you enjoy this then, you know Kind of makes sense to subscribe. I think yeah, but he's a specialist Yeah, he does it even better than what you're doing with lord Oh, I mean, he's I meant he's got autism, but yeah, that's too that you can't still ban you from patreon They will ban you from patreon if you say oh you want rags. Hmm well I've been I've been getting some new info on this stuff over During the stream like matt christensen's tweet about it and nuance bros because Patreon called some of these guys and they had conversations about things. Oh, yeah, I've heard about that really weird So, yeah, matt is saying Let me scroll up and get it. So matt christensen whom you all should watch and subscribe to said I just spoke with jacklyn heart the author of the sargon response statement from patreon for 30 minutes I am somehow even less confident in the platform now. We'll report back with a video by saturday Unfortunately, i'm not at liberty to release a recording of this conversation But I will provide you with as much detail as possible Tldr patreon is explicitly not pro free speech not pro free market in their terms of service enforcement Is subjective by design and another interesting tidbit patreon is watching my live streams and joe rogans on the issue Cool, i'm sure they're big fans that's uh Worrying isn't it And nuance bro within the hour said nuance bro is a great channel you should watch them too Uh just got off the phone with patreon I insisted on recording the conversation But they said they wouldn't have the convo with me if I recorded it when I explained the context of sargon's comment They said well, it wasn't just this one incident and alluded to an earlier 2017 incident When I asked for the specifics of the case They said they would email me after the call which doesn't help because context is everything and I can't respond to something I have no info on If it wasn't the only reason they should have explained that in their post about the incident And then nuance bro posts later. Oh, no, they didn't they just emailed me this They are citing sargon's incident at vid con Are you fucking kidding me a bullshit article from mike? Yeah, the one with anita What did you do there? Absolutely ridiculous. Also, I don't even know what they're asking for me to look for in the youtube video But he didn't do anything there. Are you just sat there? He sat there anita sarkeesian verbally berated him from the stage And they're citing that as a reason why sargon was booted from patreon I'm not making this shit up. That's this is stuff that they emailed to nuance bro, and he's putting out on twitter And they're using the bullshit hit piece from mike the mike are Well, uh Patreon and not I mean, I don't know if it's the same for you rags But I have a lot of people on patreon basically saying they can't support what patreon in general now anyway Yeah, I've I've lost some I people have told me that they're pulling out and they can't and that's totally fine I completely understand and once I get back into the videos and Into the swing of things and once a stable alternative pops up. I'm switching that day Like I'm I'm ready to be gone. Yeah, because subscribe star going through a bunch of problems right now as well Oh, yeah, it's all it's all it's fucking it's a Freaking cartel. I mean sort and scale are the fifth largest content creator on patreon. They pulled out there's a channel With 1.1 million subs and they pulled out of patreon there. What's their name? Any second to look for it scrolly scroll But they're yeah, they made a They made a channel. There's a channel with one point one. Yeah wrangler star They have 1.1 million subs on youtube and they left patreon um sam harris left I'm pretty sure that Dave Rubin is right on the cusp of leaving and so is peters and Um, I'm gonna leave once a waltz an alternative pops up. I'm I'm jumping ship too um In the fact that they're like sending emails to people and getting into voice calls with people is It's if to me it feels like they were planning something like this and this is just they're trying to enact it now it's just their excuse to Get rid of people who aren't pro political correctness um Yeah, no, it's um, it's a shame and it's just causing loads of fucking issues now all over the place for so many content creators when Yeah, they just it's too it's at the baseline. It's hypocritical Like there's people who are still on patreon that have done way worse than what sargon has done. So oh, yeah, absolutely it's it's a I mean it's like uh Matt said their terms of service is subjective by design They want to have that as an excuse so that they can get rid of anyone they don't like Sargon is just a big figurehead, isn't he? He's not like The worst but he's like the the big one that people know about. Oh, yeah, he's for a lot of people represents that group Yeah, he's he's anti political correctness. He's pro free speech. He's I mean, he's a classical liberal He's he's just he's a very reasonable guy but Well, the chat won't agree with you on that one. I don't think well, they can they can disagree But I don't think there's there's really no positions that he holds think are extreme in any way I mean, I wouldn't say I know enough about him to agree or disagree with that but I've I've seen a couple of like takedowns of him, but I have no idea whether or not they would be Biased or like, you know, if they were taking that context watch his stuff I've watched a couple I've watched a couple of his videos, but I don't really enjoy them like I It's not what I really want to spend like my time doing there are creators I prefer Yeah, so he's very There's he's got a huge amount of people who really like his content and loads of people on the other side of the fence But he's been made the poster boy for Whether or not patreon can be trusted now, so he's going to be on people's minds as a topic Because of the fact that they've done this like this is a thing. I don't even know that um There'll be people who are pulling out a patreon That may or may not have ever seen content from Sargon it's just because of the principle They don't like the principle. It's uh Not it's not something they want to support and that's that's basically what the the Thing is and it's relevant because me and rags and j actually and and if wolf decided to get it back up again We're all people who like patreon or at least use it to support our channels. So It's complicated and unfortunate and yeah, I'm more curious to see how this all unfolds and what we end up with If there'll be alternatives or if patreon will roll back the decisions I don't know if they've gone too far to ever do that as in like they wouldn't want to be seen as someone who Undo these things, you know I feel like if they undid this they would just piss off the people who agreed with it And they wouldn't fully like redeem themselves in the eyes of the people didn't sargon said that if they reinstated his account He still wouldn't he he'd close it anyway I wouldn't expect him to carry on on there because they've done it already Yeah, and and they're kind of at the point where No matter what they do at this point. They've already played their hand Like they've made their move and they've made it known that they're not just sketchy at this point They're just outright They want to get people that they don't like Off and they want to essentially rob them a potentially rob them of their livelihoods Because that's what they'll do that's what these people do Unlike because they don't like your politics if they don't like your opinions Then they want you they don't want you to Have your livelihood. They want to deploy on the clips of jack conty Specifically talking about that Oh many like he was on the ribbon report talking about it Like he explicitly was saying if you're a content creator and you want to have these Discussions, then you have absolutely nothing to fear and nothing to worry about And we would never take you down for having that's that's a duh and you know here we are Oh, I hate planet earth. This timeline sucks. He was making like 12 grand a month from patreon And just like that no warning no email no call just poof. It's gone You'd think they if they were doing this from a position of they want to make Things better. They could have told him like this is your final warning From what we found do this again and we'll cancel your account because you could at least then be like, oh, okay But um, that's part of that's part of the principal problem But anyway, I will go back to um, two super chats. Will there be a just write seven basic questions of narrative drama e-fap? That's actually You can find that on me and wolf doing it on on his channel It's called a moeller and Or dishonor wolf and moller against just write or something like that, but I think we'll cover it again on here sometime Because it's quite the interesting video in terms of um, I don't know mental gymnastics. I suppose Uh, what happened to the acting male stream? Was it conflicting times? I know he wasn't able to show up then Is there any chance he could show up? I think he's trying to say act man and um Wolf did explain it that he was unable to show up and then we weren't able to Do some form of a reschedule. I think that was the last stream wolf did before he took his break. So Shame. Yeah, you probably want to set it up again in future sometime maybe Um him or I watched every your very first video dark descent versus machine for pigs last night You've come a long way also e-fap linkara, please I mean, yes, that is a really old set of videos that are interesting to compare to my new ones, but As for linkara, like I said at most we could play that section for the memes It's kind of funny, but I mean it's not not not much to cover I would say um, have you guys played speck ops the line? If so, what do you think about it? Have you guys probably heard of it? I haven't played it. I played it. It's neat Oh act man calls himself acting male. Okay. I don't know that. I really don't watch his channel. I didn't know that either Um But yeah speck ops the line was was cool. I found the mechanics a little boring after a while though Um But I thought the story was neat and the comments it was making about um Things I will just say things. Um, if you're interested to do the prequels I recommend sf debris video about lucas hero journey and rest he has interesting take on decisions. He made the I think there's gonna be a lot of videos. I have to watch in prep for the prequels Anakin aimed duke's head Thor sucks sw3 greater than infinity war I'm gonna say I agree. I have no idea what I'm dealing with there. I was off by five minutes. God damn it. I mean I think you guessed we'd be 40 minutes before we started and we were like 35 I'm so sorry. Gotta go eat supper. Don't eat fap too hard while I'm gone Gonna fall on them hardy fap today That reaction is why I always hesitate to tell people I've seen neither harry poll Oh, yeah, I did read that one out. Half of america is erica de guil with followers That's probably referencing when I was talking about um, just in beaver, I imagine um Thanos is Darth plague is confirmed. But anyway guys beautiful. Hey guys big fan of it and join the efab keep up the good work And hopefully this video makes more to do is evil laugh. Oh, I didn't know I had a little laugh might be an impression um I was gonna say by the way because we could we could definitely talk about it But I guess I'll do a reassurance. Um for those who don't know I'm putting out a new video on Christmas It's gonna be long. It's fully edited and more is happening. So I am making content for people who feel like I'm not making content Just clarification. I don't know if you want to make any kind of comment on that as well rags in case people are concerned I should I'll try to have it out As a morning of the 22nd Mm-hmm. There you go. We got videos on the way is the point. How long is how long rags to reach? It's gonna be long like hours hour It's gonna be probably over an hour. Well, there you go. There's stuff on the way absolute guarantee I'm putting out a video then and new year's eve But the new year's eve one's different from the tfa series and the the second part is already on the way Working on it. This is all on the patreon. I throw updates on there and obviously If I one day do the subscribe stuff thing, I'll just do updates on both of them. I guess I don't know we'll figure that out down the line Do you guys share the profits from the super chats? If no, why not? Uh Yeah, mauler. Well, I mean, I just you know, you know rags if he does his streams He keeps the the the channel income he gets same for wolf and uh Yeah, that's I mean, you know ultimately even I would consider rags and wolf co-hosts But if they were to be unavailable EFAP would continue because it's mainly like I'm just trying to bring people on and do this thing um Yeah, like I think you said you're gonna start upstream and again on you once you've got your Yes, because I can stream. Yes, and I will happily jump on them if you would like me to and then It's the same for wolf as well. Like I think he's starting his backup once I think in the new year, so You know, it's it's the kind of thing we would just do our own channels sort of stuff And I try and sort out all of the technical stuff. Well, I just only ask them that they show up Um, and obviously if they don't want to they don't have to as well. It's completely up to them And then we have guests like time time traveling spiders or whatever it is That's that sort of shit Spiders that can see the future Time traveling spiders is the same thing if they can look into the future you may as well be traveling Let's be honest because they can't go into the power. It's totally the same thing time Uh, this is the most important point that's been brought up yet That's another super chat that wants us to cover linkara Really people really want us to cover that uh new lego movie song everyone's a nazi everyone's a fascist where we disagree Everything is sexist. That's that's wonderful Everything's racist when it's about me. You have to squeeze that in but you can Um, wasn't that song a commentary on how awful society is though in the lego movie? It was almost implying that um We're encouraged to Let's just treat it as though everything's fine even though it's not Yes, and a lot of people did take it as a dumb song that was encouraging that mindset of everything's awesome It's like I think I mean it's a kids movie But apparently I've always felt the lego movie has a couple of things to say that slip under the radar if you know what I mean Yeah The second one's coming up pretty soon, isn't it? I'm not sure how I feel about a second one I don't think the film needed a second one, but hopefully it's still good Um, and I've watched any star wars But here's an idea to fix the force and ray and every million force users one is so special They learn everything quicker and have super force said special person would die in a few weeks from how powerful the force is in them I mean I don't know if it makes Ray die I was gonna say she'll be she'll be dead soon, but right uh You know they could still do that. Um Yeah, I would just fix from the ground up avengers 4 Is fallout 76 Don't I don't know about that graphics card is a cuisine art nobody expects the british sin Nice Thanos represents socialism because of his adidas chin I don't know how to respond to that adidas chin Every frame of software programming every frame of getting distracted just like jared I'm pretty sure this is this is the point where we were trying to figure out what graphics card I had. Oh, yeah Thanks for watching this insult interlude. This is why you should never do a cinema sins video There's many arguments for that This arguing is hilarious. Merry christmas guys. That must have been the graphics card. Absolutely. No, no wait What was the argument wolf and rags were having I forget? it was um There were a few in this dream. I feel like already Fuck I've completely forgotten. It's because the elevator music. It's convinced me to forget it. Um Oh, someone's asked in an actual thing. He wants you to take on the whole patreon thing So you've got your answers for that already. There you go Infinity stones are implied right click start and click device manager. It should be under display adapter. There you go This you could definitely tell through the superchats where we are It's pretty simple. You're toxic because you don't agree with him just that they have no principles or consistency They're hypocrites by nature. There is no logic in their philosophy or behavior I can only assume that's about eric taxon. Maybe I'm not sure but um, I mean, yeah, I've met those types all the time Speaking of spidey, what are your thoughts of no mention of uncle ben and homecoming aka the reason why he's a superhero? We don't need to see it. How many times have we seen thomas and martha die? I actually thought it was cliche when um We saw Thomas and martha die again in batman vs. Superman They have the the quick flashback and you even see the pearls fall to the ground and at that point I was just like how many times have I actually seen Batman's mum and dad die and the pearls fall to the ground Is that in the comic? It must be in the comic because I feel like somebody's getting it from somewhere But um, I thought it was great that they didn't show uncle ben dying again because I kind of Think I might have started finding it funny. It's a it's a subtle um subtle reference to the the liberation of clams everywhere And I get that people would be like But now we don't know how he became a superhero and it's obviously a reaction to the fact that yeah We've had two major franchise movies for spider-man that have both ended Like you all know and I don't know. I thought it was clever that they were like instead of doing an origin spider-man movie We will do a A just continuation will move on because You can't assume what spider-man's history was but uh because of all the stuff we've had already but I can understand why people would have been annoyed about it. The pills killed batman's parents They slipped on the pills and marvel presents parents didn't just die They were murdered That's actually true in this case Yeah, I hope you have a bollock at that point Marvel presents spider rhino into the milk verse I'd watch it Can you imagine a rhino with six legs? Spiders have eight legs Yeah, but could you imagine a rhino with six legs? He's asking a completely different question jg's Uh on the note of spider future sense all spiders have microscopic hairs and fibers all over their bodies This allows them to detect minuscule changes in air pressure and vibrations around them giving them a sixth sense Well, there you go That sounds like that sounds like the feeling of touch. That's the sense we already have true But it's like super high Super high it's the 12th sense It's like dear devil saying that he doesn't have an additional sense just all the same senses but good aside from sight But you know Yeah, no I never like similar sense for a smart ass tone just makes him sound like he thinks better for everybody I mean you could say that about me and rags to be honest Yeah But I mean, yeah, but yeah, but ours is satire Yeah, ours is okay because it's not totally real 100% totally a character I finally learned how to super chat after ten e-faps. I'm a smirty boy Wonderful. Am I the only one who was annoyed about cw saying lair and han were on a mission in empire? Cinema wins saying they're on a mission in empire. They were just fleeing the empire the whole movie Um, oh he was trying to compare it to empire, I guess so You know like we shouldn't be complaining about the b-plot in canto bites if we're not going to complain about The best spin plot if you will but there are so many reasons why that's just not Comparable um because yeah, they're not on a mission. They're just running away from the empire Um, I'll be right back It's all good. I love your channel really looking forward to tfa video. I love to see videos where you perform surgery with a butcher knife Beautiful That's I don't know if I don't know if I'd recommend that though. Are you doing e-fap on cinemasense video? I hope you finish your stream before 2019. We're getting there Um, I love what you guys do. You should also watch linkara's review. See there's another request Unless it's important to the plot movies don't need to explain every little detail and his needless exposition when they do But sometimes there's things that are worth explaining Because like on cinemasense will be unhappy if they don't do that True But you know like the one where she was suspended in mid-air It's like the idea is the movies told us that she's trapped suspended in mid-air And then I feel like the fact that it cuts away from that even though it was perfectly capable of showing us How it escaped his movie literally telling us it doesn't really matter how she escaped. You just did Yeah, if I was more More openly critical of this film. I probably would That would have annoyed me more But um, so if I was making like a breakdown of this movie, I probably would focus on that but You know, I'll employ the just right response subjectively speaking. It didn't bother me I mean, I get the impression that If they wanted to write a way out of that for uh, nebula They could have very easily and they just cut because they like you that they're like We don't need to spend time showing you this rather than we couldn't really figure out how she did it Um Cynical reviews has just added me in a post that says film director says most of hollywood secretly hated the last jedi That journalists are forced to give fake positive reviews That seems unlikely Let me have a look hang on Like all the people I know internally, there's all these people that won't even journalists that gave a positive Already what one moment wolf. I'm just listening to something Journalists that give a positive reviews are like I do Listening to something I need to maintain my access Like by the way to the person in the chat who asked me if I saw the hellboy trailer I thought it looked horrible. Okay. I openly said listen something and then jay is like Okay, jay is the worst. Yeah, so if you guys want to check that out. I don't know how How trustworthy of a source it is But um, I will keep an eye on it For another time, but that's interesting if if true Little basil notification Oh It's just the one fox wolf. What did you post loads? No, you post it too How dare you ignore the second I mean, you know Sometimes sometimes two is too many. You know what? I'm saying that that's what I'm saying Hey in the famous words of tommy y zoe two is okay, but three is a crowd About four I don't know. I'd have to ask tommy. I don't fucking had stuff before Um, also, I'm nearly at the end of reading the stupid chats. That's what we've been doing this whole time wolf Yeah, I know I've been listening the whole time And you mr. Guy who was talking about like flipping a dick inside out What's wrong with you? That's what you were saying. What the fuck to now I understand Yeah, I was in the I was just in the car driving over to the pharmacy and then I hear that I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? It was weird. It was weird. Um Would you guys have a host mumkey jones or eli walls? I don't know who the second one is but yeah, mumkey would be allowed on here Even though you would say such controversial things that would get him banned from get us all banned from youtube, I guess Would the join button on youtube be a good alternative Um, apparently I've I've actually approved for that to be on my channel, but it doesn't show up so I don't know that Is essentially enabling subscriptions on youtube like monthly subscription So a subscription to what? That's the thing. It's it's like patreon where you don't necessarily get anything But you can then keep up monthly donations of us of assault. I suppose That's Okay, why not I want to start newking people. So let's switch to youtube Well, I was gonna say youtube This is a good time for youtube to bring something like that in but uh, yeah, I've enabled it But it doesn't show up So I'm gonna have to talk to like a youtube person eventually or something because I remember youtube used to have like a donation button And then it came out that like youtube got most of the donations anyway. They still get most of it It's like not most of it. Oh, oh, it's a little thing No, I mean they just they still get a lot of bigger cuts of The revenue you mean like from superchats. Yeah, like they they have a decent For example, I think patreon is five percent while youtube is 30 something percent So that's a lot more. It's a lot more. So you guys have to send 30 percent more than you want So if you send if you send a dollar you got to send dollar 30 Someone's asking what what's our most hyped film of 2019 Oh I feel like I have an answer to this that isn't end game Hold on. I need to look up 2019 I don't know Oh, good god, there are so many bad movies coming out next year there is captain marvel a lad in the lion king Dumbo star wars episode nine I love the last DARK RENIX It's like jesus christ. It's like the you just look it up and it's like wow you're you're really trying to prepare us for the worst Uh it it's chapter two. Oh, that that should be good Yeah, so I I saw um mortal engines the other day is awful. Don't go see it and um There was a trailer for a film called captive state That looked kind of interesting. So I'm I'm curious what that's all about So, all right, that's my answer apart from you know end game. Oh my god. We're getting frozen too Oh also, okay I thought people were like, you know They they didn't like frozen one in the first place the fucking song lasted for ages Oh, the joking movie. Yeah, because everyone loves that fucking basic bitch song All I know about the joke movie is when phoenix is playing him and that's enough to say you should go see it And I was like fucking Deadpool 2 pointed out that frozen stole a song from a different movie I didn't know that Yep, it's one of the jokes. They actually make that joke twice in that movie frozen to freeze hard far from home I'm really excited Yeah, far from home could be cool. Um Oh, also captain marvel. We're all very excited for that I think I hope it's good. Yeah That even existed Wow, you hate women. Is that is that what's happening here? Yeah, well john wick 3 There's a john wick 3 In 2019, you know how the last one ended Well, definitely. Yeah, I very I'm I'm excited to see john wick 3. I very controversially do not like john wick 2 All right I'm one of them evil people. I love john wick. I'm just I'm just really averse to the idea of the fact of them that they're making a fucking Lion King remake. I hated the trailer so much like to the core of my soul. I wanted to die Well, it's like why can't disney focus on? You know trying to create new classics instead of going like oh, it's because every new movie they make is shit That's your opinion Hey, hi on disney make model films technically too Marvel was doing marvel was doing its thing before it was acquired by disney. I'm not giving them credit for that shit We give them credit for styles is untitled terminator. Look, they're making fucking three remakes the uh, uh Lion King Aladdin and dumbo like who the fuck cares about dumbo Hellboy that looks like it's gonna be shit if jim crow isn't in the new dumbo. I will boycott it Oh, jim crow is not going to be in it. I don't think I do that The film I'm least excited for is Artemis foul It looks horrible You're more excited for episode nine I haven't heard the name Artemis foul since I was like a seven-year-old. Holy shit Did they look the movie just looks atrocious? Oh god, the new terminator film too. Yeah, the new terminator film. I'm definitely concerned about mauler We're gonna. I'm gonna have to like fly out to the uk to see it with you Just because I don't want to have to suffer through that alone I hate it because I I need to make a terminator genesis video. I'm before you get that done I'm gonna have to do the fucking new one Where do you live wolf michigan? Ah, fuck that shit Hey, zombie land 2 is coming out. That could be good I don't know how you make a sequel out of zombie land exactly like it's I don't know. I just have him fiddle fuck around for two hours. I'll be entertained Oh god have to do in star wars angry birds too Oh my god. Yes I mean Jesus christ, why why doesn't slender slender sony make another slenderman movie? Well, they're adding jesus christ By my man. No, it made practically nothing Oh god, the kid who would be king. Have you seen the trailer for that? What is that? Oh, are they are they ripping off the man who would be king? Which is like one of the movies I've ever seen. I don't I've never seen it I just know that the kid who would be king. I saw the trailer Recently and it looks like absolute shit. It's like I I will give you the premise It's a little fat kid who finds x-caliber and then he has to fight aliens or something Oh, hey rags. I like that. You've seen that film by the way What the man who would be king. Yeah, it's cool. Oh, it's so fucking good I remember my dad showed me when I was really young and it's my dad showed me that when I was young Jared's from chat Jared hello there Jared real man who had been king wait put put up that picture Foreign to see bro. What the fuck? I know right. Yeah, hang on. Let me find the picture Jared don't leave just just look at the screen for a little bit. We're gonna show you you got some fan art, buddy Yeah, I will we'll read out more the rest of the super chats at the end. I suppose but we'll uh All right, here it is someone created this chariot. I love what he's doing with the hair Side note mortal engines could lose 100 million dollars Cool, isn't that I think that's somewhere near what solo last I can remember I need it. I remember remember robin hood was the movie that came out Oh the new one that came out. Yeah, when you said that I immediately thought the russell crow one I was like, no he's talking about the other one. Yeah, I like the russell crow one. I haven't seen it Oh, it's it's good. It's worth seeing but I mean, it's funny that I remember that one before the one That's just come out. Yeah, I haven't seen the russell crow one either But that was the first thing I thought of and then I was like, oh no, wait, they made another one They made one this year. It came out in november at the end of november. We've all forgotten I didn't know about it in the first place Jared says, oh my god, he's a queer I got good on you Jared. There are more. We love your buddy. There are more memes as well There are there are four memes in which I must share That's the first one. I'm not a hundred percent sure on this one, but I mean It is a meme. It's just worth sharing The fuck is wrong with his eyes? Do you not see the genius of the last jedi ragas? This one you get a lot of creative ideas with this, you know, please just let me die Fucking spider oracle spider No This is a weird one. Oh my god, that's amazing Oh my god, okay, so kylo ben sarah rhino being milled to bible Possibly the greatest of all time. Oh god another one is the last one Oh Wait, is that the the mcdonald's creature? Dude, I I feel like I'm on deviant art from 2006. I mean, holy shit. This is awesome EFAP is weird. I think we've definitely crossed into that territory now Um, oh my god, look at his fucking mustache. It just looks it looks off-putting Oh Uh, mumkey jones has sent me a p.m. Saying he'd happily get us on uh day of the youtube Hooray, that'll be cool I'll see uh, I'll be honest. I don't know anything about mumkey jones aside from anybody with an animal avatar Could be okay Well, the the funny thing is i'm pretty sure Mumkey doesn't actually like me. I'm not sure if he knows who I am Like because he's said things about me before Yeah, he sniped at you a bit. I don't mind because I snipe at people. I just wonder if what's he said But he said i'm really bad for film criticism and I tell people that they're not allowed to like things Okay, is mumkey like I mean, I know i'm being a little hyperbolic since you know, people call us all right when we're all left-wingers Well, would he be like left-wing in our sphere or left-er wing? I have no idea. I don't know. I don't care. Honestly. Yeah, I don't really mind I'll happily talk to him about all this shit anyway because yeah, I don't really care either I just heard I mean when you said film bad for film criticism. I was like From what I understand he he's the kind of guy who'd be like, yeah, fuck it. Whatever I was just I was just you know ranting about youtube channels, whatever and I'd be like Yeah, I know It's like most of the people that like criticize us or we criticize them They have no idea who we are. They just yeah, they're they're generally very far left So when you tell me that a guy says that you're bad for film criticism, I immediately think pretty far left For see you're right, but it's like why though? Why why is that the case? I don't know. I guess it's like the left just has the worst taste in films for some reason I'm not sure you know label and dismiss is the tactic which is what you guys just did You said the left like bad films label and dismiss while I'm wolf Well done Even though you can see myself left sometimes I do consider myself left. It's just like the rest of the lefters are like The catchphrase Yeah, it's like I'm that guy who's like in the classroom full of like Retards and I'm like in the corner like just just don't associate with them All right, we we are totally going to continue with the video. Oh sonic the hedgehog is coming out We didn't need to be reminded of that rags. What's wrong with you? But yeah, uh, you have to see this one Oh god, is this one going to be even better than the dv in our picture? That's amazing The whole thing is great. I like that. I like that. Kylo Ben Thanos Oh, it's amazing. We'll never be able to have an episode of e-fap anymore. So we're too busy laughing at memes like Oh, yeah, we're in videos actually laughing at memes Say like again Like do I say like weird like this isn't the first time I've heard that someone say that I haven't noticed like like Like like Like Come on precious crystal fox boy. You got to give me a little bit more instruction in that Although I do love the fact that you actually made sure you surname precious crystal fox boy You guys I mean, I know this is a weird thing to say, but are you guys good for me to press play on this thing? Oh, yeah, I forgot we were watching a video by a shitty person To this baby and oh god, I forget. Yeah, it's weird to get back into the groove actually We're like halfway through and I've been streaming for like three hours I mean Like I said, I feel like we break the record every time. This is actually the longest I think we've ever sped but I don't know What are the odds of far from means though? It's true on planet moon like titan would have air breathable by humans But yeah, that's in-house logic apparently 100 percent I was gonna say in-house rule for mcu is that every planet has fucking oxygen apparently So wait at the end of captain america red skull touches the space stone and is sent into space To be a sort of keeper of the soul stone. It really just becomes the witch king of germany. Yeah idiot Yeah, come on. Don't you know your gnaw school? Him saying it really seems like a reason to shoehorn red skull back into the story. I would be like Oh, you gotta put up the video. They can't see it. Oh, shit. Sorry um The you see what would you do without me monitoring the chat and being the word of the people remember the reason Why we did this in the first place? Yeah, I'm like the mouth of sauron only I like speak for the chat I get pictures of the mouth of sauron be like aron you you don't have the light on he's like He's trying to address the orcs and it's like Fucking idiot put the lights on Oh, he forgot to put on his fucking armor and he's like dude. They can tell you're an elf. Oh, shit Yeah, wolf. You're officially the hero of the stream now. You did that. Um, was that a spoiler? Hooray Ignore that sauron's an elf Let him think that's his it's it's not really important, but Thank you for spawn camp for sending two dollars to let us know the video isn't on the screen Mate, that's a hero right there Someone said mouth of sauron wolf artwork. Oh god You know, you got me for that. I'm afraid of what would happen with that Um, what like horrifying monster. Oh, they probably just put like a wolf's muzzle popping out of the helmet That's true That could actually be funny to say that they did this to shoehorn red skull back into the story. Does he even affect the story? He's just there It's more of a cameo, isn't it? Yeah, I'd say it's a cameo at most like it's me Um, making him red skull. It could have been anybody. It doesn't really matter I don't know. I guess they just made him red skull because it they could Tie it in in some way. That's it. They don't have to introduce a new character for it I guess I guess it's so that we have the answer of what happened to him when he got absorbed by the the goop in captain america now He didn't look like he died. He like got transported and this is apparently where he went I would give it to him that it seems He wants to go I'd give it to him that it seems kind of uh arbitrary that this is what happened to him that he he Touched the uh, which shown was it the space stone and then got sent to guard the soul stone He didn't even got it. He's just he apparently guides people to it Oh, yeah Whatever he does and this is the thing you could be like that. Why why is that happening? I'd be like why not? I don't know. There's no rules on what happens when you touch the tesseract. Is there Even though fury touches it, but he has a glove on so Oh, I mean look this is just what happens when Elbs go to valinor. I mean look at what happened to elrond. He got fucked up This is true. This is what this is how elrond ended up. This has nothing to do with red skull Yeah, this is what tolking forgot to put in the appendices and you know when it comes to in hugo weaving was in mortal engines Oh, dear I get saddens me when good people are in bad things Bad in the film I mean he Don't character fucking patrick stewart played a shit in like a literal shit in the emoji movie a literal shit emoji He was a difference. Okay. He was still a shit Yeah, but these days if you're a good actor, what are your what are your options? I've literally got a list of He wasn't shit. He was the shit Yeah, it is tough. Well, how does an actor know if a movie's gonna be bad? He can't even be the shit because he had a kid who was also a shit No, I he the kid was being a little shit Oh, you know what you're both being little shits. How about that? Dun dun dun You see moller. This is why me and rags hook up, but we don't involve you You guys hang out without me sometimes well Yeah, anyway, I don't think anybody cares the red skull really turned up here because it doesn't really matter. That's what I was saying Chew horn red skull back into the story more than anything that makes sense Guiding. I'm sorry. What would have made sense when when he got transported by the store the the tech What what exactly is the outcome there that's supposed to happen? Obviously he was supposed to go to heaven idiot He was supposed to turn into a constellation like the dragon at the end of dragon heart He goes to not see heaven Wait, which dragon heart movie the first one? Well That's typically the one I think about Yeah, you reviewed the dragon heart Yeah, I reviewed the fourth one that had patrick stewart in it too Oh King of thieves where they bring back robin williams There was a wait a minute. There was a second Aladdin. There was a third Aladdin. What the fuck? Okay, listen So there's three Aladdin movies soon to be four right the the second and third were straight to phs But I wouldn't bear with me the third one is actually good They got robin williams back I know that they like Had an Aladdin tv show or maybe there was a hurt or no I think there was an Aladdin and a hercules tv show, but it was 1996 they made Aladdin and the king of thieves And it's actually good Oh party here um Yeah, I guess I guess zenith needs the clarification again. So uh Uh, like I said, it has no effect on the story whether or not red skull is here So to say that it's convenient that he ended up here like wouldn't make sense to say they're shoehorning him back in I could agree with that but who cares What what relevance does it have that red skull is here? And how do you know it wasn't possible for him to end up here as a result of tesseract? It's just it's the same inference back and forth if someone said he was hit by the tesseract He couldn't possibly end up here. I could be like he was hit by the tesseract. It doesn't make sense. He'd go anywhere But here Nobody ain't got nothing But uh, yeah, I mean if he turned out to like take over the world as a result of this or something I'd probably be like, yeah, this is kind of weird But you know, whatever those to a treasure. I cannot I actually thought by the way I don't know if you guys agree with this but you know and I think I talked to Wolf and jay about it when we rewatched the movie but um The line where where Thanos is crying and then More is like what? You're crying because you're sad about not being able to take over the world and then it pans over to red skull and he's like Such tears are not for him And then she goes oh my god And it's like I think she could have figured that out or at least we could have figured that out Just by having the seed without Exposition man And I wonder why red skull would even say that like what would be his investment to let him know It broke his little nazi heart. He was like, oh It's sad Hey, he's a ring right now. He doesn't have a heart. Well, here's the thing. You don't know that this is nazi hell He has to spend eternity helping people are not white. I have to say nazi hell is a lot less brutal He has to spend an eternity amongst people who aren't white Well, yeah purple a purple guy in a green chick walked up and you have to help him and you're in and you're a You're gonna feel about it You have to help a purple man take over the universe God, there's so many more layers to this scene that I ever saw Satan sitting there and he's like, what do you think of that, huh green people? He's not even right now. I didn't think about that. Did you and he's like green sounds so bad It's like what about people then, huh? What about that people? So do you think the planet is just so big that all the nazis like they couldn't possibly find each other So they just have to deal with all the multicultural aliens that just show up to get rocks Imagine you landed on the other side of the planet and you were like, right Where's this stone and they just have to walk around for ages and you can just see the distance elrond. It's like, hey All right, save you some time What do you think elrond does up there all the time is just like place sedoku masturbates That would be a long time doing that. Yeah, well, what else are you gonna fucking do? I I don't know is there A spacey There maybe he's got like fucking Minecraft on his oh boy or whatever Someone said that the The reason he's there is to explain like the stone and how it works and everything What I was saying about him. It doesn't matter that it's him We could have had any other person do that it being red skull doesn't really change anything It's like it could have been a spider. Could have been a spider. Yeah We're just on the same wavelength right now A lot of people looking for the soul stone since you got sent here in 1945 what happened before you were here It's warren g. Harding guiding people back then I don't know Hey, you know, what's the problem? You know what's the sin with this movie is that something that isn't related to its plot in any way I like the idea that he's genuinely concerned about this He's like guys you have to like who was the ward of this planet and the roosters are like There wasn't one that sins is like that's unacceptable Hey, the real the real problem with uh, if this is nazi hell then clearly this was just his shift He was working the afternoons. That's true. There could be several people here who commute man Yeah, what if they just like all right, I'll take the shift fine. What do you do? I work nights in nazi hell The hours are killer, but I am dead so So what do you do exactly? Well, you know, I guard a rock at the bottom of a really big cliff and hope that Someone is going to take it. I get five deutsch marks an hour to save up for a ticket to limbo. Oh god. No. No jared. No No, no, no, hey rex. Can you see that in the chat? God from jared Jared Jared no jared. Are you atop or a bottom? Okay, even if he was atop, I would not allow him to be even if he was atop So Holds a special place among the infinity stones. Why you might say it Doesn't you like proceed to explain it? My best my favorite thing is you could take that single clip and play it after like half of his clips and you would have like More valid criticism of him than he has of this before playing this doesn't red skull say the reason is special is like it's not It's not in a location. It's something you have to like in slash sacrifice for you can't pick it off a shelf you have to You know do a thing for I think what he's asking is why is this the own? Why is this stone different from the other stones? We don't well I mean Soul stone, I don't know. Do we I'm curious though. Do we need a reason? I I guess it seems a little Arbitrary, but it's like it's a two and a half hour movie with what I will accept it space mind Reality time I forget the other one and soul soul Seems a little like it if you were to pick a special one I don't know because the other ones you can actually tie to to something. I would I would imagine people would argue maybe not mind But uh, soul, right? That's how how tangible is soul Not very so I maybe that's why it's special. I don't know Oh Men in black international is coming out next year. Oh god. I watched the trailer. Why Why wait, they're making another men in black too. Yes Oh my god, why can't we just get like original movies that are I watched the the hell boy and men in black two trailers back to back Earlier today and I was very sad after both of them. That's literally the exact same thing I did I was just sad. I just watched him. I was like, oh, okay I watched the hell boy one and I was like, why? why Why don't you just come out with hell boy three like everyone once they hired a guy with a Larger than normal chin the guy from stranger things and then they tried to give him makeup to make him look like ron pilman And it's like wait a minute. That's ron pilman wait, so That that's that's uh, what's his fucking name dennis hopper is it? No hopper hopper is this guy in the show I can't remember what his first name is in the show Yeah, hopper he's playing That's him. I mean, I will I will confuse it was kind of fat Wasn't he I don't know Maybe he lost weight for the role He lost weight and gained about 300 pounds of muscle his name is david harvard. Yeah, very faint. Oh boy Jesus christ. I like you as an actor mr. Hopper, but please don't do this movie Just say no He's already he's already done it. Just stop doing it Just like it's too late. Just give the film is finished. Well, just give us a spider whether or not it will be good Look, just let del Toro make hellboy 3. It's what everyone's fucking wanted since hellboy 2 I don't get that. I thought hellboy 2 was like successful like what happened to hellboy 3 I don't really know And man the special effects in the hellboy one and two so cool. Then again, that's just Guillermo del Toro, so Um, I think I'm gonna have to take off here in a second. I'm getting super tired. I've been up for a long time That I mean, do you want to we'll try and push through a bit more of this video? Shall we and then yeah, sure? Yeah But I'm just it's getting tough. Mm-hmm. I mean we've nearly reached the four hour mark Which is I think we're supposed to reach that and then we're allowed to quit before everyone's angry at us wisdom But why the stone demands a sacrifice. We've only been going for four hours Feels like longer than that Oh, yeah, so why does the time stone? Why does the soul stone require all this shit? It's just like I don't know Just does the whole stone requires so many more parameters to acquire. I guess the question is why wouldn't it? Have we been presented anything that would suggest it wouldn't it's like well the other stones It's like yeah, but none of the other stones are like the other stones What's the power of the soul stone exactly? We don't ever find out. I don't think on a way He does use the soul stone on doctor strange to figure out which one is the correct doctor strange. I believe It controls souls Uh, you could argue it's just that if that's the only time he uses it in the film, which I'd have to check It allows you to tell who the true person is question mark I'm guessing it's going to be illusions Guessing it's going to be really important for wiping out half the population that too But Yeah So the stones themselves said okay If you're powerful enough to hold the other five gems will let you change reality move across space at will Increase your strength and harness the most powerful energy in the universe go into the past and the future and access other people's Did you say the creators of the stones go into the past in the future? I'm only rewind. I didn't I guess you can go to the future. That's true Did he say the creators of the stones because what they just sort of didn't they just sort of happen According to the movies He said during wasn't it in the when the universe was created six stones were hurtled across the universe. That's what he said Yeah, it's basically the backstory of bionicle I don't yeah, I don't think anyone said they were created, but maybe they were in the Comics, I don't know. I doubt that he's gone and read something to be like no in the comics It's different. You could just stop there, but yeah I don't know how he's read it in here when it comes to controlling all life in the universe That's where we draw the line Dude's got kind of a thing for bubbles. I see I feel like the sacrifice Why is it a sin? All right, I would agree that the bubbles that kind of yeah, I did say when we watched it I would prefer something else. In fact, I would prefer nothing I think bubbles are just typically associated with Kind of like You should have turned it into a rubber chicken. Yes, that would have improved And she squeezes it and it makes that annoying noise Really fucking meta and it's a it's a still in packaged Blu-ray copy of Avengers infinity war If someone says what molla look at chat and now I'm looking and I'm like wait, what am I supposed to see Jared genesis said that your british accent jingles his bells. Oh good lord What doesn't Jared? Except gomor would have played now you're trying to get the british Thanos have been given his own proper origin film And if we'd had more reason to suspect his love for her, I agree. Does anyone else disagree with that statement? Yeah, sure. So like how could you not want that? Yeah This death is sad until you realize that a the time stone will end up figuring into her coming back to life anyway And b that despite all the problems since the firing of james gun guardians of the galaxy 3 was ready to go into production after this movie Yeah, that's true. Um, but I don't know if it was guaranteed that she was in it Was it if it was fair enough? Um, apparently it's been leaked that she is confirmed But she's only confirmed to appear in it and that could be like, you know flashbacks In the soul stone any capacity. We don't know Those i'm curious about what if thanos had the time stone already Sacrifice to got the other stone and then reverse time on here I feel like the soul stone is smart enough to know that You know, like that's what is like The soul stones like no backsies The soul stones like wait, oh my god, you'll get your soul stones. It's like hey, you can't do that I feel like the soul stone would punish him for it like kill him or something It just squirts like has a little water squirter and sprays him in the face like no No What the hell happens here? He kills her the weather gets weird a flash and suddenly he's in a pool of water with a stone How and where is there any water here anyway? It's like an ice dimension with yeah No, I I agree sin. I don't know what's going on in this scene really I don't think it matters though Yeah, it's unusual. I was mostly just put off by the fact that this is like the ugliest shot in the entire movie How would you feel about that if the shot said you were ugly? Well, I am a big sign on this on the moon back there that says you are ugly Imagine imagine red skull was next to him as well. He goes, that's the soul stone by the way You have you know, I don't even have a nose and I think you're ugly Thanos is like, yeah, no, I get it. He's like you have to put it in the glove. He's like, yeah, no, I got it You could use that reality stone to change your fucking face Oh Snow see not on form here anymore. I'm actually so confused by this cut I suspect the next movie might hinge in some small way on it But whatever it's still a weird cut location change in the movie and I shall send it Something's as if you had to justify sending something So come on Just one line about how Thanos or something with the stones tells him exactly where each one is would be Fucking terrific. It's I agree didn't help him at all with the soul stone He needed Gamora to tell him that so why the precision knowledge with the unless there's something they're saving for the second one I mean Why wouldn't they have just It's possible that there's something we haven't thought of here and it's going to be a reveal for the next part It's kind of a difficulty when criticizing. Yeah as soon as endgame comes out It'll be much easier to criticize infinity war definitively In fact, there might be more about infinity war that will be worse once we see endgame Because we'll be like, oh, so why didn't this happen? Why didn't it, you know But at the same time there might be stuff that's like, oh, so that's why that was like that. True It might be stuff that gets better The others these ships hit the earth at massive speed. I don't know. Sorry. Did you just say massive speed? Their speed is very large. I don't Would you say that if speed was a number? They're they're such big speed Oh wait From uh, fuck well very It would be better to say like same speed. Oh, you could say massive amounts of speed rags Down with thrust said it and you fucking pointed it out like it's something like Huge more. I think he said was that it Something he describes something as there was a huge more about and you just pull as a go It was big little wasn't it that might be another one. No that Is he stupid enough to say that no, I swear to god I think that there was a point where we at least it was either downward thrust or someone else who said big No way. Actually, I think that might have been Jared Well, either way huge more. I'm almost sitting and something down with thrust said It was hilarious, um Yes huge more or to tell him that so why the precision knowledge with the others these ships hit the earth at massive speed I don't understand why they don't do to the planet with meteors that large would do like in deep impact or f***ing age of ultron I he might be right with that Sure Yeah, and yet they don't they just cause little fire ripples and loud noises this battle at Wakanda doesn't make a whole lot of Strategical sense Thanos already has enough stones to wreck these earthlings on his own He needs vision stone. That's basically the only reason he sends this army feels doesn't imply that You just answered your own question. Yeah, like he needs vision stone That's the only reason he says the army pretty big reason. Yeah, that's kind of yeah I only need this stone to nuke the universe so And and this is going on while he's getting the other stones like it seems reasonable and obviously Thanos is like hey if they're unsuccessful, I will mop up is what he does Define to me I think actually to do with a bunch of our characters that didn't make the trip to titan and we came up with this I'm gonna hold it open that suicide. So I was facing Thanos without that axe Okay, dude You f***ing had a magical hammer made by this guy at this place and your sister smashed it like it was chocolate I take offense to the idea that an axe from here could defeat Thanos and the fact that it near to be fair I don't know Hella could have or hell. What was the name in It was hella in the movie. It's hell in the fifth. So hella probably could have done some damage to Thanos. Honestly Hella she seemed OP from Ragnarok really OP And can you imagine her fighting Thanos that could have been cool to be honest But I imagine she could do some damage before he yeah She could just like lower her head and run and like stab him with a stupid CGI antlers The other fact that she could destroy milnia doesn't tell me that Thanos is immune to milnia You know, I mean look milnia was like really really small But the axe is really really big There you go sin sin. That's one you can catch him on Is smaller than the other hammer Okay And even it's a hammocks as well. It's like a hammer and an axe Someone said hella er I believe a hammer axe is called a mole. I may be mistaken. No hammocks. It's in Terraria they call it a hammocks. I believe I was when he said a hammocks. I imagined an axe made out of ham. So yeah, I'm fucking with you I don't know the actual name for it is No, I want no one ham If it's called a mole, that's that's that's interesting I believe the idea is called a mole Smoked ham Axma that an axe from here could defeat panos and the fact that it also the fact that he's complaining And it's like what else is Thor gonna do? I mean, this seems like the best plan I don't know even though, you know, we didn't know about it before now I just What I'm trying to imply here is that Thor's alternative is to what not use it It may as well try He's star wars esk skid style troop transports are super inefficient in that only 20 of their surface area can hold troops That one annoyed me because I felt like there were ways to counter it, but I couldn't think of any I mean, he's right It's a shit design I The problem is it's like well, how much fucking technology space do they need to be able to generate the hoveriness of it? I don't know We're inefficient, you know, it's kind of like Yeah, I'm assuming because it's Wakanda If it ran on Yeah, yeah, if it ran on gasoline and wheels It would be more efficient Well, these are probably faster And they're all terrain how fast are they going in that only 20 percent of their surface area This is slow mo can hold troops also 20 percent is such a reach. Yeah, I don't think I call that 20 percent of its surface area I get his point. I agree with his point. I probably but yeah They could have been better designed I suppose, but I mean the army gets here anyways I don't know what difference it would make Look at that distance between the shield and the Wakandan troops that everybody including Natasha Just traversed in three seconds and that pissing match competition. Did you miss the hovercraft that they used to get there? Well, I mean, I don't even think This is like not a quote Patrick Willems, but isn't this on aren't they using montage? Aren't they saying? Look, they walked from there to there, but we're not going to show you it And what this is a jump cut. Yeah I've heard that films use those they I don't think films have ever used those. It's only ever in Sorry, I was sick Okay, so it's a maybe Infinity war is just trying to give it a go like pioneer this technique Education at the shield was 100% unnecessary to the story and the battle. I agree. There is no reason this takes place I don't know why they have it It's almost as if it's like a reference to how this is a thing that would happen In like older wars, you know, you meet up and be like, hey They just really wanted to replicate that one scene from the third pirates of the caribbean movie Except they forgot that was the worst of the three Um, that sounded funnier in my head. No, I'm sorry. I was reading something. Um Florida bad has sex with pitbull at his yard his neighbors beg him to stop I can imagine that would distract you So I was posted on twitter. I was just like, oh my oh, of course florida bad. Um Yeah, yeah moller. It's like those florida and africa games from dp. Oh, yeah All right, there's there's more memes too. Well, we'll keep with the video and then uh, and then we will cut more more memes Oh good Just what I wanted to see in this giant marvel movie swarms of easily killable cgi monster clothes Thanos could easily just do the job right now, but no he couldn't he's busy on titan. He's really busy Yeah, he's elsewhere right now. He does come here and finish the job himself as soon as he can come on jeremy See I remember in my video I put uh, I specifically used the word in Thanos can't be in two places at once Which is apparently a mistake because in the comics that the reality stone literally lets him do that But you know, this isn't the comics. They're we've not seen that ability of the reality stone Well, that's what everyone says about he could generate resources with the globe and I was like, when do they establish? He can do that I mean To be fairly established when he has all the stones he can basically just control like all aspects of reality I feel like it's a fair assumption. This is the thing if that's something that he could do Like he can just do anything then But there's the questions just never end with that one wouldn't it be just like why don't you just make everybody feel happy and good forever You know what I mean, just be like that would just be like taking away their free will But bottomizing them I think fan Thanos has got too much of like a moral high standing to do that Fair enough. We will see them address it in the second film. I am certain of it. They probably won't Why do that when you can reenact Braveheart? They went to the trouble of showing him getting a Wakandan made but How is this a reenactment of Braveheart? I don't it's just because I would much rather have that gun than that weird spear thing You don't want to fire blue goop at them. First off, I know how to operate a weapon I don't know. Look, I he's got sights for starters That's true, but he doesn't have a spear Oh, yeah So yeah And in battle all we really see him do is fire a machine gun. How many arms does it take to hold and fire a machine gun? I'm confused. Does he expect the orb to be firing things? Is that what he's trying to say here? I don't I feel like the fact that we get shown it specifically means that We would expect it to come into play and it just sort of doesn't well I'm assuming that they showed the machine gun so that he can use the machine gun Not only that, but we do see him use it on them He uses it to defend himself at one point because one of them jumps on him Oh, yeah But I always thought the point of it was to tell us he's got his arm back Because he got it torn off by I had bad I'm just trying to figure out how he came to the conclusion that fucking This movie's battle scenes were anything like Braveheart He's like Sid was since do you know what Braveheart is? Because this is nothing like Braveheart I could explain this one and my very expansive experience of this channel Um, one of the main things he likes to do is compare things for the most arbitrary and sometimes like just completely like manufactured reasons possible I remember he compared the warcraft movie to rocky and monsters ink What? Yeah, can you can you even guess why he like like he would compare the answer is ink? Yeah What the fuck um because it has Non-white humans in it I'll tell you the parallel between uh warcraft and monsters ink It was that uh in warcraft gildan Uses humans as fuel to power as magic and in monsters ink they use humans to get uh scare energy from them to power their stuff Okay That was too similar. Oh wait, isn't don't you say this movie that movie or something when you just I did it. I had to stop doing that because it got too repetitive because of the sheer amount he did it times he's done it Well, yeah, all right. So basically every battle scene is just like braveheart Just like if a fps adds 80 s it must be a copy of call of duty every moment. We agree with him It's like the next sin. We'll be like It's like the idea that the the trained military guy is using a machine gun is like that seems really appropriate A machine gun will fuck you up Well, yeah, I mean, I don't have a problem with that I mean because I have my own issues with the wakanda fight. I'm waiting for him to bring them up But uh the ones he's brought up so far a little bit 50 50 with me I'm no war machine fan But this shit looks hella useful and he should just do that all battle I don't think he has infinite things I'm just gonna say as well as soon as they open the barrier you see war machine just like Pummelling the opening with explosions like they're not the same explosives, but he is he is doing similarly effective things Someone said bucky must be uh mel Gibson because the hair is true In order to keep the aliens from going around and flanking them They open the fucking shield barrier directly in front of them and honestly, it's one of the most baffling military decision Uh the way I even when I was I was watching this film I think I currently don't was but My sister and a boy friend watching it for the first time and they're the kind of people who never Point out anything wrong with films. They just quote-unquote enjoy them And uh my sister like when this happened. She was like what? I was like what and she was like, why don't they just put more people on vision in case someone gets through Now loads of double get through and I was like Uh, yeah, I don't know I don't I don't think it was a good idea at all You Polluted your sister's mind and now she's gotta Now she's not gonna let anybody have opinions because the fact that you see what objectivity does to a family They they open like open section blah blah blah. I don't just like oh man. Couldn't you've opened a smaller section? Because it's like a really big I thought the idea here was that It's so that they wouldn't break through a bunch of different places on the wall Yeah, because you can only look you could only cover a certain part of it You would bait them into coming it out of the same one place as a choke Which I agree in principle But then you think about it and you're like how many of them things were getting through when you had an entire army plowing Into the wall and it was like I'd say about 10 per 100 So if they were doing that all over the map, then you just post everybody around everywhere So they're taking on maybe three at a time at most as opposed to they just get utterly annihilated here by the uh The dog things because there's like hundreds coming through Should it just open to gap just big enough for one of them to fit through at a time and had someone just like keep shooting The same spot. I wish you told shuri to open and close it every 10 seconds Oh, yeah, I came up with that one It'd be good shit be good shit No, because they have vibranium that makes them smart for some reason Apparently don't Denzel started firing on friendly tanks and curge under fire Why not leave cap and you and falcon and war machine here to get the stragglers getting through one at a time And send the entire rest of the army to the back to fight the alien foot soldiers I agree I love how they both leap in here punching like they somehow know these aren't aliens with poison skin or acid blood There are frogs here on earth that have poison skin. Also, say why didn't Thanos staff his army way? So he's like He's surprised that they just assumed they could attack these things What else do you want them to do? I just find it amusing. So he's like they could have had poison skin. It's like You know what? Yeah, they also black panthers wearing gloves. That's true. But cap wasn't that's a sin Cap might have died Cap might have died in this battle. Oh, yeah, by the way, see how many there are It's just like oh god opening that portion of the gate may not know you know It's plan if black panther just used his silent shoes. He might have been able to sneak behind all of them Yeah He should have used his shoes in his balls And that like punch thing Where like they punch him and then punch him in the same spot and they Explode or something. I do think you see him using that in the background of this one. Yeah No, he does use it a couple of times. Um, I think With aliens that are oh, okay Poison skin or acid blood a bunch of whatever If Thor can withstand the energy a bunch of whatever was that just I think he's giving up A bunch of whatever. Fuck it star or what can kill him It's almost like this movie is saying all that stuff that could have killed Thor in the other movies Well, forget all that because he can take the brunt of a star's energy Honestly, if you look at all the things he's survived and all the things that come close to killing him I can't even draw you up what can kill Thor, but I think if you chopped his head off, he'd probably die That's my guess I don't know what you could what could you use to chop his head off? Well, uh, he does get stabbed by Loki in avengers He gets stabbed by um What's your name hella bell like you forget which one they use uh, hello Uh And then you've got yeah, so you can stab him And you need he could have been killed in ragnarok from what I understand being captured and zapped and shit. I don't know I don't know what it would take to kill him. I don't Because this movie really needs him to but he is they've always implied that Thor's one of the most powerful avengers, right? That's always been a thing And he's clearly one of the most powerful asgardians because I mean seems to be the only person who's better than him is hella Groot finally looks up from his video game and don't tell me it's because he cares about Thor The movie just needs him to get involved here in a second teenagers do not act moody for a long time And then suddenly sacrifice a limb for a creepy stranger Most teenagers aren't made out of wood either, but you know I The problem for me was that they didn't prep a handle before doing this I think it's kind of weird to me that he'd be like, yeah, let's do this whole thing It's like, oh it cuz tiri is like, oh, fuck. We didn't get the handle look for that handle Yeah, I could be wrong about this but my Understanding of it was that the metal filled the mold for the top of the x but it didn't feel like there wasn't enough of it to Fill the mold for the house Oh, really? I'm I am not sure if I'm pulling that out of my ass or not So what was their plan? I thought tirion was looking for a handle though because he says like you have to find the handle What did you mean that when they smacked it open? They would have been a handle in there had they been enough Yes, okay. That might be it. I don't know I'd just like to think that tirion was drunk as usual and like totally forgot that he needed a handle for it Yeah, I'll I'll do a set of ascends here be like, how is it that a tree Put a rope on it and swing it around to connect two pieces of scalding hot magical metal It's just like magic wood. I don't know. That's how it works Magic tree person is not sacrificing a limb. He's gonna grow it back. Well, that's the weird thing I don't know why you picked that to sin like why would you go for that? That's something that we know we can do Yeah, he sacrificed all of him in the first movie Need the axe Why he's not the god of axes is he? So He wants to kill Thanos Well, he's it does regenerate him from what I understand doing the thing with the axe But he doesn't avenge us right he strikes himself with lightning or whatever and it like boosts him I Don't remember that it's when he's like all sad Because he got booted out of the aircraft craft carrier I can't remember if he gets hit by lightning But he he has a moment where all his armor like attaches it to himself And I think he holds the hammer up to the sky. I can't remember I'd have to uh, yeah, so now he in the weapon or one, you know, I usually forget about Thor's involvement in the previous two adventurous movies And you're not gonna catch me defending Thor makes sense. He's like one of the most nonsense characters in terms of Limits and abilities to be honest. I don't know what he's capable of really Yeah, I mean as much as I didn't really like Ragnarok myself. I gotta say like What was Thor prior to Ragnarok? There was just nothing to him at all. There's not much to describe character wise. He was uh All I remember was when he went into the cave in the middle of nowhere with Dude to look at a pool to go into a vision where heimdall was like evil or something And then he smacked vision in the face with his hammer And then vision came to life and then he was like I did this for a reason We know that he's um referencing Odin saying you're not the god you're not Thor god of hammers, but it is established that is the weapon helps with Thor It gives him a boost And even says it'll help you focus your power. You could interpret that however you want really hate it I thought he and the hammer were one But ultimately that hammer didn't matter and he didn't help make the hammer either My point is these movies give zero F***s about how the magic space weapons wielded by god's work or don't work. That's a pretty funny sentence Yeah, tell us what the rules are I mean, they're not as clear as they could be. I'll give him that but you have to a bit That's a funny thing to say Audience applause break how the f*** did Thor know where to go? He's not gonna unsin this moment. It was awesome. How could he? It's like the best moment in the movie He hardly roofs any sins for this entire film I'm kind of like There were a lot of opportunities for that and I don't think anyone would really have minded to be honest I will he's got more dislikes on this one than usual, right? Like it He and a couple people But I guess that happens whenever he takes on a movie that's loved all of the comments are like Like all of the top comments on this video are people correcting him about stuff, which This is the thing. I think if he had better writing that wouldn't be happening This one thing that's really interesting to me is one time they did a switchover episode with Honest trailers where honest trailers did an episode of cinema sins and cinema sins did an honest trailer and My opinion. I haven't I haven't looked in it. I haven't assessed it properly but from my opinion of it The screen junkies version the honest trailers version of a cinema sins video the writing is so much sharper It's just like his his uh someone who actually has like a real like A good writing team behind it doing a cinema sins video. Yeah generally I don't watch cinema sins, but from what I've seen of the writing on this. It's just like Really first drafty lazy Just not. Yeah, it's not good. It's not whatever or witty really um So I looked at the video Because I wanted to see how many dislikes they had and oof. There's a lot, but I looked at the comments and I feel like I have to read this one out because it's breaking my brain at the moment. Okay Um, it's by a man called cremit the frog cremit Yeah, and he says If the people who caused the big bang George bush Actually thought this through they would have had about one million infinity stones just to make sure they couldn't be reunited And I'm I'm struggling to understand what he meant by george bush created the big bang Like I just don't get it. There's there's a lot to break down from that But I like it. Oh, you guys were like this. So because I've been checking my twitter obviously because of uh, the Bebes, you know that thing we read out at the beginning with the guy who said that I hate movies with minority or female Protagonists and that I am sympathetic for genocide He said that I've taken him out of context I guess a fan of mine A fan of mine is like you're gonna tell us what the context is. He said I do his work for him But he said that I've hurt his pride. I was like you Wait, wait. You have hurt his. No, he's hurt my pride. That's why I've done this is what he's saying Done what there is no context that justifies you saying I hate movies with minority or female protagonist You need to read that super chat. Holy shit The big bang was an inside job But that's some delusional shit like as what context could make it look good that you're accusing me of sympathetic for genocide I mean what context makes george bush creating the big bang makes sense You know what you've taken that guy out of context I read it verbato. No No Well, can you name a single movie with a minority protagonist that you actually like? I did in my tweet The first one I thought of because I'd watched it recently Thought how interesting it was that it wasn't politicized was predator 2 You got a black lead with two hispanic co leads And then a white guy as well Look lord of the rings had so much diversity. It had the hobbits How many movies do you see with hobbits dwarves elves dwarves elves wizards literal orcs Orcs I don't think that counts There's a lot of orc representation and urkai and nazgul And cave trolls and goblins. We brought up men in black today. I actually really like men in black the first one I'm not sure about the second one, but I remember liking the third one and I know the movie's not perfect But I do still like I am legend I like I am legend But then you have to you know the problem with this is that they might have some kind of weird thing where they go Oh, no, that doesn't count because x Why wouldn't it count Will Smith is like the only person in that movie It doesn't because because they're weird like that They've accused me of not liking any movies with minorities as leads So of course they're not going to let me get away with it that I like a thing with the minority lead That means their narrative isn't quite correct Um, yeah, no The reason I find it hard to think about is because I don't think about that shit It's like what movies do you like with minorities? I've never categorized films as have minority leads. I just like good characters So then it's like I have to look through them and it's like, oh, yeah, I guess um Female protagonists like well, you can just roll out aliens like every single time Just for some reason people think that that movie never existed Terminator 2 is like one of my favorite films of all time since I was a kid It's like, oh, yeah, that's I mean, that's John Connor as a protagonist technically But Sarah Connor is absolutely a fucking main character Um Oh last samurai my favorite character was katsumoto. He was asian doesn't count He's a he's a male. He's probably cisgendered too There was what there was a female in the movie I remember seeing one Kill bill like I'm pretty sure she's a girl, right? Who am I thermans of one man? We confirm Won't ask um Oh, yeah, so tiring. Uh, anyway, let's carry on Go once he got his new axe. Why'd he go to earth instead of titan? Why not new york or norway? Thor doesn't even know Well, how would he know what's going on on titan? I don't well, so the question is why does he go straight to the Wakanda fight? Who could have Let him know. That's where he needs to go I got nothing Sure Yeah, let's go titan. That's not Well, then the question is like if he just knows where everything fucking is for some reason then why wouldn't he go to titan and again I I've got nothing. I don't know how he knows to come here. I don't know how he doesn't know not to come here I don't know anything They don't explain that So You know the best I could think is like I don't know the axe told him The axe has his own little internet attached to it. That's how it works Yeah, it's got the dust and a lazy and tail rules where the axe just talks to you Bad CGI floating head bruce gives me nightmares. Yeah, I don't yeah, that's why it looks really really bad I'm not sure how to fix it exactly I'm gonna. I'm gonna do it. I think it's the lighting, isn't it? It must be the light in you. Also. Yeah, that's that's all good rags. We'll Thanks. Yeah, I've been up for ages. Um next efap will be the three of us playing aliens colonial marines It'll be great We figure out that so I mean do you want to should I do one more run around with memes before you go? Just to see the ones that have been made. Yeah, sure. You bet. All right. Let's have oh, it'll be easy We just do an efap but instead of watching a video. We play a game Just we'll yeah, we'll have to test sticks. I don't fucking know that it'll be really weird But I'm pretty sure we'd be able to pull it off. It's how long is the game? No, that's a problem. No, it's only like four hours Okay, so It's super short. It's like half the length of an only foot There's a couple of um ones responding to the whole wolf mouth of saran thing. So Oh my god, that's nightmarish. Well, there's another one. That's horrifying. Kill it Oh god, my lord you scream These smiles Amazing Three of the four of god are all But then uh It's absolutely just we've we've got the entries You don't have the light Wow, wow This is the same person who did the three last time Who made that horrifying sketch of the the balloon dog thing? Yeah Oh, man We got some good artists in our community genuinely beautiful, um What's that? So someone said Thor went to earth because he knows there are two stones there He doesn't know about Titan at all. The question is how did he know to go to Wakanda specifically that? He went to the perfect Wakanda at that point. I'm sure actually that's a good question. I don't think he does Everybody on earth know about Wakanda now But he hasn't been to earth for like years because he's been in ragnarok times and stuff But either way, uh It's a really good position for him to land exactly. That's all um But yes, that's if you want to get going rags. Thank you for being on for so long and sleep well Oh, you bet. That was really good. That was really good. Yeah, we've only got five six minutes left. We'll get there Yeah, make sure you go buy the terrible game Oh, it's already Now it's your turn. You got plenty of super chests to pay for it. That's that's true We'll read I'll read the rest of them out once we get through this video. We're nearly there. We're doing it You know what would be awesome since the death snap doesn't discriminate if it killed Thanos too Imagine Thanos actually deciding for the greater good that he could even die with such a snap We we don't know that he didn't decide that we just know that he survived like half of the people in the universe did didn't um He looks at himself in the dream state that he goes into As if to imply he's like i'm still here Moller the screen. Oh shit You see this is what i'm here for I'm very Okay, though. Uh, yeah, that's um That's weird This is that you don't really know that that's not the case I think it would have been a cool line to have in this though Though I know that for a fact cinemasense would be complaining though He should be like i'll fucking conveniently survive the snap Like it's 50 50 Guess what you don't have the balls for that with all six stones I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist Why though why a snap and not an okay sign or salute or A lot of the sins are just asking why psych I don't know jeremy I don't know why it's a snap But why not a snap? I don't know a little finger or the shocker It's fair. I think it should be the shocker. That's true I feel like with just the four stones he currently possesses he could easily end this fight right now Yes, he turns all this rubble into like bats or whatever and it's like why not just turn iron man into bats Or sludge Why not turn any of them into anything and for some reason Thanos just doesn't and it's like, okay See my answer to that specifically would be um I assume he's he's trying to permanently kill iron man and The effects of the reality stone appear to be temporary from what we've been showing Sure, but it neutralizes them. So you just walk up to him then stand on his face I feel like you wouldn't be able to kill him once he was bat Yes, but it would make it so that you could take these guys out much easier, right? Yeah, but you take them on one at a time with that Yeah, snap is cooler. Whoever's you know, that's why he snaps because it's cool I can currently manipulate all the energy in the world reality itself And let's not forget control all life in the universe with three of those stones Don't let him close his fist. What he can't use the stones if he doesn't close his fist since f***ing when moving and Um, I thought they were consistent on that Is that not true? Yeah, I mean, it's not like The stones are powerful, but he does need a way to wield them and communicate to them what he wants them to do Right I was gonna say I thought is there a time in the movie where he's using them and he's not doing something with his fist I thought he always closed his fist I think he does And if he's if his problem with this He says since f***ing when and I'm saying that I thought it was always that way and then why as for why I'd be like, well How do the stones know to be used versus not used? I mean clearly that it's not just him closing his fist clearly there's like some kind of you know Telepathic or whatever element to it because you know, he's able to make them do basically anything by closing his fist You know, I what he should have sinned here is that he rips the uh the cloak that upset me That thing does not deserve to do it. I didn't even notice you did that It it made me sad. It's like don't rip that thing I'm not so sad And f***ing why movie honestly for a bunch of all powerful when they're combined together magic space gems The infinity stones are super restrictive That punch somehow doesn't kill peter so how come what why would it kill pizza? Why a punch but he's he's super strong super regenerative addy has an eye in the helmet What I wanted to bring up there was also the He says the the stones are super limited when it's not the stones that are limited The gauntlet like how he's interacting with the stones. It's limited not the stones themselves The thing that was built to wield the stones is the limited thing. Yeah, and that's fair That was a good punch, but I mean peter isn't just a guy. He's got lots of things Isn't it a lot of people talk about how spider-man is probably one of if not the most op avenger outside of stuff like Thor Is he? Yeah, because he's got a lot of powers like A lot of really good powers like he's really strong spider-man from what I know There's got to be a spider-man nude in in the chat who can answer that question So I have heard from several people who really like spider-man that that's the case specifically Mcu spider-man do we have any confirmation that he is that power? Oh, we'll continuity Not yeah in the mcu. He's Okay From what I well think about this the fact that he he closes winter soldiers punch with his metal arm with ease like peter's strong Also, he is precognition. I guess 20 times his weight like a normal spider. He's a spider. That's true It's Stones are super restrictive That punch somehow doesn't kill peter god damn that was a punch Okay, how many times do we see someone like get horribly beat the shit out of and they don't die in these movies? Well, that's your opinion And look what happens to Thor when he fights the hulk Or what happens to Loki when he also fights the hulk A lot of people have been beaten to shit. Yeah, and well, we we kind of just went over it It's like he's also super human and he also has a suit of armor. So I don't know How can all these superheroes be so emotionally wound up to make this same fatal mistake when they hear about losing their loved ones? Yeah, sure It's within his character to do this But i'm sending the movie that this is the reason why Thanos escapes. Hey, there you go. That's like one for one how you feel love Yeah, and I don't necessarily disagree um I do get frustrated if people say it's out of character, but if they don't and they just say it's And yeah, I'd bring in my other criticism Which is Once we see endgame, we will know the answer to this But why didn't dr. Strange just stop peter from doing that and then they just beat Thanos that way what happens then? Yeah, my problem was more just it was kind of cliche Cliche within the mcu or like how many times in movies have you seen this happen? Seeing this exact scenario pop up I Obviously only this time, but I mean like the whole Someone loses their shit and because of that it fucks up everything I'd have to think of some examples for you, but Oh god, what's this one? Oh my god, oh my god That's amazing If you saw this stream with no context of what e5 is you'd never be able to understand would you? What is this nonsense? I mean, it's been so long since we last saw jared that there's probably people who watch us regularly That don't understand this myself included Plasma warrior said there was no other way from dr. Strange come on mohler as I said once we see endgame Once we see what the plan was Which is going to end with some people definitely staying dead Uh, I will be criticizing this film for not being able to just do this What is preventing dr. Strange from knocking star lord away from this fight? I don't understand I just want to appreciate Uh, so all this weight in his endgame to provide me a reason why he couldn't do that If endgame does that fair enough if endgame does not do that then But yes, go on So I just want to appreciate how glorious the cgi is right there. Oh, yeah, the sound of cgi is amazing Someone said I just came back from a shower and I see fucking jared hugging Mantis has thrown several hundred feet away from Thanos spidey reacts to this and apparently can jump said amount of feet before mantis lands Well, he finally answers the thing. Yeah, that seems like he must have jumped really fast But um, I feel like he could do that. They're low gravity there. So I suppose he would have had the time I don't know It's about what happens when a film character uses a bruce almighty moon as a projectile And I've got to say I should have asked this question years ago But also everybody survives the moon's meteor shower. So you can see the bind I'm in I know we like him and she loves him, but honestly, I mean, yeah Iron man gets hit by it. You got that spider man dodges all of it Which if there's going to be a character that can dodge a meteor shower, it would be spider man, right? Yeah, I mean he could tell the future Um Yeah, uh to clarify again. So if dr. Strange prevented star lord from hitting Thanos They got the glove off him and then killed him And then something worse happens somehow like something goes even wronger Then yeah, you got me, but I don't see what they're gonna do to explain that But I suppose we shall see kill his ass and destroy the stone you idiots the universe isn't that the conflict in the film What he's describing here And I guess he's saying that they should kill them sooner That's precisely what is happening vision is actually in favor of what Jeremy is saying It's just the other characters don't want to kill him Which is what I thought was the running theme in this movie that no one wants to sacrifice A single person to save the greater collective even though it's the most pragmatic choice But if I remember from my comment section this, uh, I can't remember specifically, but he contradicts himself with this sin I will see if I can find something on it if Does it stake not once during this battle? Do we see if they're making any real progress against the cgi? He does use that thing Just a bunch of quickly edited fights that act as filler until Thanos gets here. That's true, but is that The negative. I mean it's a battle I was gonna say like You know, I'm not a huge fan of how this battle takes place But now they have to show people fighting because that what else would be happening I don't understand the problem here Sure, it's kind of cool to see bucky pick up rocket and perform a 360 death ballet But in the end who cares about the stupid army? It's like watching the Harlem Globetrotters beat the Washington point that we we like it just to see all these new characters interacting with each other Yeah, imagine if like at the Pelinor fields Rohan like breaches the oracle line and then it just ends and we go We skip to when they win Yeah, it's like Yeah Bucky and rocket interacting cap and Groot interacting Thor and cap interacting They're the bits that everyone loves in this in the broccanda sequence The pack that them killing these random dog things. Yeah, no one really cares. You got me. That's true Yeah, I found the uh, I found the contradiction. He uh earlier. He says, uh That there's no way star lord would kill Gamora because he loves her so much and now he says Yeah, but they should kill vision even though they love him Well, the the convenience of sinning, isn't it? It's like You'll just sin Even if it just whatever happened sin it Michael bay coaches both teams after Thor's arrival where he thundergrewed axed everyone Seeing him punch foes one at the time here makes me wonder why it doesn't just keep doing that first thing You're okay Wait, so he's saying that you should just activate the bifrost over and over again No, no like the aoe that he has Like swing the axe around which I actually don't think is a unfair criticism. I mean, yeah, that's fine I mean it would it would be boring as shit, but practically That could actually work pretty well Yeah, I don't necessarily don't really know how Thor's power works if he has to charge it up or he has to wait He's got he's got a cool down timer. Sure like notice you've copied my beard. He's only a level 60, okay There's no one to fight for a few seconds. So we can have a please fuck off We we just love the fact that they got to say something to each other You can't let them have that you have to be like guys. You keep fighting humorous exchange about hair dicks Why was she up there all this time? Because scarlet which was there to destroy the mind stone is sure he got it out of vision Geez lady. Who do you think you are? You're worse than cinema sins. I'm not saying I like Is he proud of himself for that? Hey, we made a self-aware joke that means we're okay and all of the bad things that we said don't count Yeah You know what good good on you jeremy you I wish you'd do that a bit more But I also could tell blade a lot of us. Hey, we're being lazy, but we know we're being lazy. So it's okay Um The Wakandan battle rhinos. I'm just saying they would have been super useful in this battle Vision X makana. He should be vining by gentekins He should be vomiting magenta computer code at the point at this point But somehow he has the strength to stand grab a weapon and kill a fool Why would we not expect him to be able to do those things? He's been stabbed that just stopped him from phasing and it made him a lot weaker. It didn't make it didn't like immobilize him He's I feel like he's desperate to make this a sin The fact that he said he should be and then all these things when we have no reason to assume that he should Be doing all these things. I mean you can say that about a lot of these things like Well, the one of the major criticisms I know that he receives is x makina not being x makina And this is just a really great example of x makina not being x makina vision does not come out of nowhere Vision is not able to do this for no reason He this whole seed is about vision like I just Sometimes you just you can't say anything you just have to go. You know what I'm just gonna I'm just gonna stop saying things Computer code can't wait until we get our vision solo trilogy Oh, yes, but somehow he just runs around zapping people with his forehead And he meets some kind of guy and he's like what's your name? And then he's like v and then he goes. What's your people? He goes. I have no people and he goes. Hmm Vision stop stop. We are not doing that To stand grab a weapon and kill a fool come on movie have just 25 percent more consistent Wow really he doubled on this as well Jeremy Holy s*** this fight between strange and Thanos is first of all amazing as f***. I'll take off two sins for it Doesn't he sometimes take off like 10? Yeah, the number he takes off is pretty arbitrary, but I feel like yeah, I remember the uh the force awakens trailer He took off every sin for Han Solo Well, yeah, I mean I thought the the 1v1s with Thanos and doc straight and Thanos and Iron Man were amazing But also it's so even the master force awakens trailer. I remember that he also uh sinned Just Han Solo having something in his pocket That he didn't know what it was. It's like, I don't know what that is sin. I'm like Amazing this is you're sending a trailer. This is this is what you're gonna run into you're not gonna know like Yeah, he's desperate for content. I guess so long that it makes the group fight against Thanos that came before it Seems silly and wimpy and underwritten So Iron Man shield can apparently withstand that good to know It's not like these stones are the most powerful f***ing objects in the universe or anything So the question is should Iron Man be able to withstand the power of that for a few seconds? Yes or no? I think it's pushing it. I think it's it's 50 50. Yeah, it's like Well, how much technology does Iron Man need to be able to put up with that? I don't know And also like have to know like what kind of energy is being shot out of his hand anyway, so I'm happy to concede that he shouldn't be able to Put up with that, but I mean Iron Man does lose this fight just FYI I'm thinking what do we see like the power stone not destroy in Guardians? Also, uh, Matthew said it does fail to withstand it It's like it does put up with it for even a few seconds and I guess sins is saying Cinema sins is saying that it shouldn't even be able to do that And they do vaporize Ronan with that power in Guardians And it is pretty OP, you know someone said I think Robert Downey Jr's paycheck for Avengers can withstand a few seconds of the power stone This is very true Cap That's him Man, he skipped right past all the Iron Man thing Surprised, but okay. He skipped past most of Titan. Yeah, that arrival needed some kind of narration or verbal confirmation What what's that? He he's the only person who has seen Thanos, correct out of all these guys Assuming, you know, because for some reason he has the memories of Hulk if he's not supposed to Oh, I mean what what do you think every purple person is Thanos? You racist But I you know that's clearly not for the audience because we know it's I don't know whatever I'm not even 100% sure of what his problem is there. I understand my child better than anyone You could never if we're about to see a reenactment of Spike Lee's old boy here I'd only like to see one specific scene the soul still I know I don't get that joke there's a scene where she gets a little bit naked with uh with with Thanos is played by uh George Brolin who is in old boy and garlic witch is played by Elizabeth Olson who is in a boy Yes, and those two have have have the the the um you can't see because it's just so explicit They do things In the film, you know You know that makes a weird kind of sense, but that's so weird seeing him in Deadpool 2 and then seeing him here Okay, what did you think about it in Deadpool 2 don't they? I think so They call him Thanos. Yeah, most people don't like the the remake versus the original as far as I know They do the nasty Zone is the only one to demand a sacrifice. So you it was a wild boar expected better. Are you referring to a specific scene sin or something specific? I'm not or you're referring to the fact that I was being coy about Thanos and Scarlet witch having their way with each other understand its power But the Mayan stone is the largest one and takes up the leader position of all the stones in the glove Honestly, should anything be able to do? I don't know. I don't know why that that's that way either Wait, did he did he say that you had a problem with that or did you just say it? Or you said it and then he rolled the dinger which would imply it's a joke or a problem of It's either something or it's not something it's one of those two I should have said words Honestly, should anything be able to defeat the glove anything be able to defeat that glove right now? Let alone a new axe that we only just learned about we now interrupt this I will grant that all of the infinity stones in a single glove I I feel like just the axe shouldn't be able to defeat them But the fact that we just learned about it has nothing to do with that Yeah, like um In terms of power levels, you wouldn't expect the thing that's much easier to construct compared to The gauntlet plus all the stones to defeat the gauntlet and all the stones, but you know, it's They tell us that apparently that's how it works to me. I thought it was silly that it overpowers the glove Or gauntlet, but ultimately Thanos does still win So I wonder if he thought was successful That the problem would have been you know Oh, that's pretty convenient that you managed to make a weapon that stopped him that was way easier to construct than collecting six stones across the universe You know it's complicated, but uh, yeah, I don't think How would you do that scene though? Would you have it so the axe is propelled away, but Thor still somehow Gets a strike in I guess I'd have it maybe so that Thanos is taken by surprise by Thor Maybe throws the axe Thor boosts the axe back Thor grabs it in midair as it's coming back and swoops Underneath the the beam and then stabs him with it. Maybe something like that. Sure. Just to make us a bit more satisfied Yeah, I feel like it's fine as it is, but the power levels do feel a little. Yeah, it's yeah, it's it's complicated and and I do I think they could have done it better. Yes Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows starring Josh Brolin is Dumbledore Here comes the part of the movie where the snap of death plays again. Can you see how similar they are? What now? The Harry Potter The Deathly Hallows and that scene from Infinity War. I can't even remember the Deathly Hallows, honestly I'm pretty sure the scene he's referring to I'm guessing that the scene he's referring to is The one that the train station like right after he dies. Yeah because that's sort of what That's that What Not only do they not serve even remotely similar purposes, but they don't even look remotely the same Exactly. I'm not even sure how we can tell what scene he's referring to because I can't any real Interesting game who's gonna live and who's gonna die? And apparently it takes its time picking and choosing because all the dramatically relevant deaths wait for each other So we can see them all rather than happening at the same time. Also I think I think it's safe to assume that these things happen at similar times But we just see all these guys Split the screen 16 ways The only argument he would have you took that joke from me Oh, that's true. You did make that joke How dare you you should ban him will Just ban him from life kick v Imitation is the purest form of flattery. That's true. He flattered you Is a good thing. But yeah, uh, the only time you could say it is on Titan where they all disappear one by one in like one cut. So it's like, yeah, okay Uh, but again I don't know. How does this work? How is it supposed to work? I don't know How how fast are people supposed to tear the dust? I don't know Oh his gun stays solid, but the new vibranium arm turns to dust And his clothes do I feel it's kind of weird, but it's that you've got to draw I mean, I guess it would make more sense if everyone's like clothes fell where they were before In in Buffy when vampires are in a mirror They go they can't they have no reflection, right? But their clothes don't either and then you're like, wait What about things they're holding and then what if they grab somebody? Do they go invisible like how does this way and obviously the show never answers that because I don't think there is an answer for that I don't think there's an answer for this either You know, yes, you're right cinema sense. I don't know how that works. I don't I don't think anybody does Well, it's distressing to see your favorite characters wasting away. Don't you just know they're all going to be back? I mean the interesting part to me is that I don't know Which will be back entirely. I know a couple of guarantees But there are some where I'm like, I wonder they might kill them I feel like the snap is going to be fully undone and then the people who die are going to be Killed off by different things Okay, that could happen too. That is that that is my I mean that is what I was assuming would happen. I don't know Really what I'm basing that on but you know, I assume that everyone who was snapped away is going to be coming back And then maybe some of them will die anyway, but The snap will be fully undone is my guess This kind of death scene is reminiscent of twilight breaking dawn part two or the movie stage is a free-for-all Ew, why are you referencing twilight? Stage is a free-for-all with death galore and show us through the vision I actually know about that scene because I did actually watch that movie Um You that is not not by choice. I will I will happily admit that But yeah, they show Isn't it like everybody gets brutally murdered and then it's it's like the future vision that someone shows the bad guy and the bad guy It's like, oh shit. Okay I don't know. I don't watch twilight. I it's my understanding that it is what happens yeah So to death everybody and then undeath them, I guess is I don't know why you need to compare to twilight breaking dawn part two In order the ultimate movie humiliation Only to show us that it was a vision like a new chapter of final destination with sexy vampires It has emotional impact as an idea But absolutely none because you know it will be reversed. There was no other way Glad you could mention this just before you waste away into nothing I hear the snap loves letting people have final words before they go Yeah I don't respond to things like that You managed to speak before you went to dust. What the fuck? It's like Yeah Apparently you had that amount of time. I don't know jeez did Thanos move out into kamisatsu or whatever the f*** that was In a wrinkle in time. You know what that means. Chris fine is going to complete the chris quad fecta in Avengers 4 Woohoo. Yeah, by the way, you can't judge me for watching that you watched a wrinkle in time twice wolf um That's at least hilarious I don't know how hilarious breaking door part two could be if I had alcohol I guess it's a good thing. Nick fury always carries around his captain marvel x mocking a pager with him Why x mocking it again? Those he literally just inserted those words like Hey, I need more words in the sentence. The convenience is not that he has it It's that he was able to activate it in time because if the whole point of this Is to activate what does he say? Code something when he sees people start to into dust sound jackson. He says something like He says motherfucker. No, no, no He says something like code red or code one or something like that as if to imply We're dealing with something that's extremely bad. And then he immediately goes for this So like I said, it would be convenient that he managed to get it done right before he got pooped, but It's not captain marvel x mocking a No, no, wherever he goes and that the snap waited for him to use it I feel like you could have you could have criticized this movie a little more Um, but he also could have praised it a hell of a lot more too. I don't know Like it with his structure I always expect him to do more of the he celebrates the really big payoffs But he sort of you know, like the one with Thor smacks down to the ground you'd think he'd want to I feel like that was awesome. Ding ding ding ding I don't know I don't I the the sin removal always confuses me because there are so many Opportunities he has to do it that he doesn't take and I don't know what makes the difference He's a very strange man strange content creator I don't know that reference That same yeah as all could it be all I've got is because it sounded old and it's all is it like to do with Wicked witch of the west getting melted in the water. Oh, okay. I think that probably is it the Yeah, the green witch getting watered to death is my guess I have what happens in that film Can chat What was that reference to We'll find out I'm sure but yeah, that was That was that it took us way longer than we should have been that was 22 minutes over five hours. So that's a Certainly a record Um, well, it doesn't help that me and rags decided to fight several times Elevator music fixed it. It's fine Did you actually play elevator music for the stream at one point? Yeah Everything that was really happy about it Um, I'll have to watch the replay I'm a I'm a read out some super chats and then we'll probably do our outro because my goodness It's it's genuinely actually five hours. Um Jordan Peterson is building his own alternative to patreon for free speech eventually all democrats will be on twitter and youtube and all Republicans will be on bit shoot and gab left is going radical Oh god, who knows what's gonna happen. That's why I wanted to stay off that topic until we see more results But I mean we have sort of talked about it a lot with me and rags So we'll see I suppose uh for sins sins his described my favorite gladiator joke had me in stitches keep up the great work and thank Thanks for making my commute less boring No, there you go That was I've actually got um a lot of criticism for that joke. So don't don't um Be happy be happy take it Uh See my super chat. I wasn't here. I've read all of them out. So I Should have I was not sure which one it would be When are you publishing the e-fap law book slash grimoire slash omnibus? Um They're all they're all ready. They're all out there. You can you can totally do it Uh bets on the optimus foul movie turning out like the Percy Jackson movies that series really went downhill midway through I'm not read them I think the uh I read the first three and then never really finished Percy Jackson. I think the optimus foul Uh movies are gonna start low and then continue to be low if they continue to be made If they are continue to be made sure that's good with that Um, hey, the video isn't on screen. Well, thank you for that. Welcome back to e-fap. Mr. J Not referring to wolf No, J. Hello, but he's been here the whole time You left He hasn't been here for a while though. Oh, I was on e-fap before and now i'm on e-fap again Okay, that does make sense. I I thought they would have been referring to wolf leaving and coming back It's been a long day. It's been a long day I don't normally like degenerates like rags and wolf, but it's christmas and your channels are growing on me We can come together to celebrate the travesty that his cinema sends. That's beautiful. That's a very beautiful message The big bang was an inside job. I can't remember though George Bush created the big bang so that kyle ben could drink my rhino milk with bilbo baggins See, I wonder if mark boggy or the one who did that I wonder if he knows where the bilbo bag at the beam comes from because i'm starting to be convinced that nobody even knows Is that is that from the first e-fap? It's from a stream on wolf's channel from well before e-fap was a thing Oh I was covering jared before it was cool. And yeah, and it's it's it's like I wonder if I wonder if people know Who's your favorite female author gq jordan peterson interview minus deborah muck doesn't exist oof Who's your favorite female author wolf? Uh Let me look behind me because i'm sure i'm gonna fucking Actually, you know what michelle paver She's I haven't read her books in fucking forever But chronicles of ancient darkness was like my favorite book series ever as a kid Well, so I say her Also albinadi if I've missed it just at me and chat with what the super chat had I guess, uh Did you as non-doctor someone said iron rain? Dr. Strange had already seen every possible out kind of letting star-lord free than us Probably was only a way to make the sure they'd ultimately went like I said, we'll find out in end game If that makes sense, uh cinema sins doesn't understand cinema. I mean he understands some of it I don't think that he's 100 awful. Would you say that j? No, I think that he has merit He just fills his videos with a lot of stuff that doesn't need to be there Yeah, and he gets a lot of stuff wrong to the point where you're like, okay You did that on purpose then and then you find out that he apparently does it on purpose and you're like, oh why? Uh if Thanos closed his fist it would be physically impossible to pull off the gauntlet, uh Well, not while he's asleep, right Or in whatever stands the thing he puts him in Just just tie the stones out of the gauntlet. Why not? Just shoot him in the head with a busy look Can you imagine Iron Man doing that and he just falls over and the gauntlet comes off and just like, oh my god I think it was just another request to look at Linkara's video. Oh, okay He says that tfa is not a retread of a new hope. Well Linkara is welcome to think whatever he wants He's just unfortunately horribly wrong a little bit horribly wrong. Yeah Um, but yes, that is all of the super chats. Um Oh before we leave it's we probably aren't going to pause it too much but just I think I think we have to I think we're obligated to All right that one. I know this is gonna be You know Yeah, of course, you know I described it to you. You know what? Shut up. Whoops What the fuck install extension This is from youtube though Yeah, why is it telling me that? Oh, it works this time. Okay. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. What's up, guy? Oh, I didn't know what they put I didn't know they put this audio in Is this I wonder if this has been claimed. I don't know if this is enough to prevent it from being claimed I think pausing it every like 10 seconds or so is probably gonna be wise if you don't want to get claimed That's true. We'll have to do that. You're gonna pay for all the jet. I think why am I anakin? Why am I yote? No This is amazing. I feel bad that I have to keep pausing Oh my god, he's a queer Oh my god, he's a queer You know, I thought this was just the unadulterated scene with the with the icons on there I didn't know that they put the audio from our streams I can't wait to see what he says about you Because a lot of this this must be the whole scene like I can't see how it would be cut down And this is the thing that Is that they're all just fucking computers and yet they make it seem like they're different. They're all just machine Wait, are those dog barking sounds I think so, yeah Oh my god, it's it's game it's game the You wanted a pc that ran the same as the xbox It still would have been better. I don't care what anybody tells me What the fuck are these noises? I I don't know when to actually Oh god, not this one. I know what song's playing I covered this on one of my podcasts. I think it was before I even met you. Uh, mauler It it was some cringe furry rap. Oh wait, it's actually quite loud for just called apparently I wonder if they actually say from copyright with how big the pictures are that Anyways guys Hello there ladies and gentlemen So much better than I ever thought Why have I never been made aware of this this has been out for two months and I nobody told me about it I I only just stumbled upon it. I'm just waiting for a Jared I don't really have much of a comment nor do I really That's for my producer review what a strange quote for you Have you seen the press video like the the kids in the film call him ass bigger and I was like, well, I guess I'll call him Because fuck you And I'm sorry for the spoiler there What a fucking night This would have taken a decent amount of time to make Hey, no You know, he seems like a really genuine guy like you're not gonna find many people like that You can totally make soundboards for all of us apparently That's uh everyone i'm spamming this link in the chat I Go like this video That is too good Wait, I mean do you spam me? I can't see it. I yeah, I just spammed it Oh, yeah, the guy even um apparently he uh Noticed when I mentioned him two hours ago and he said I got mentioned on e-fap I didn't understand any of that but I loved it I genuinely For the two of us. This is amazing e-fap one two three or one or two or whatever like Jared is a miracle that happened to the internet um This is important lore Yeah, I can't believe that was the thing we just watched. Um I don't know. I don't know how to wind down from that, you know It's like where do we go from here? Um Do you have a copy found? Oh, does it hang on? Let me just get the actual youtube link from Go to this uh link. Okay If it ever posts There we go apparently and if the links don't work It's literally called darth jared genesis versus jedi master moller and wolf and rags And then e-fap is in parentheses capitalizes the air Um But yeah, uh, I guess first thing would be so Thanks very much for guessting. Um, mr. Simpsons Would you like to talk a bit about your channel at the end even though you've been here before you can be like, hey I do other things. I have a garbage channel where I leech off other people's content to, uh Do nothing but get views Um, it's it's all really bad Um, if like you've you've heard me on e-fap. You've heard me Brian and milkin spiders can predict the future. So if you're curious like what actual stupid shit I say on my own channel Uh, then then, you know You can find out by by giving it a click Yeah, and I mean, you know, if you liked what happened on this stream today, you'll get more of it on his channel he does a lot of um Telling cinema sense to just chill out, you know, sometimes just needs someone to do that Even though there's a couple of them. He does do it pretty well so would recommend As for dude, he even got he even posted a video called when you get mentioned on e-fap It's literally that it's a surprise to be sure but a welcome one scene We had uh, there was a super chat when you were gone. Um asking Uh, well, I was just gonna say do you want to say anything about potential future for your channel wolf? Oh, uh, I don't know I'm Focusing focusing I'm just focusing on other things right now I don't really have any immediate plans for when I'm coming back to my channel. The specific thing was about your podcast. I don't know if you had Separate oh, well Well, that's a part of my channel. So, you know, I don't really have any plans for it But I will be on here. So Well, fair enough for my channel You've got a video coming Christmas and a video Christmas. Did you New Year's eve? They're the two videos the first one is The tfa analysis part one All right, it's on its way. I'm working on part two It's going to be a slow release these things take way too long to make and then Christmas Goddamn it. New Year's eve is um Gonna be something else Uh But yes, you got those those to look forward to I suppose and I think that about does it for e-fap number 19 I think this is we've we've nearly hit 20 episodes guys And e-fap number 20 shall be aliens colonial marines That's very possible. I don't know when though. I don't know if we'll get another one done before the end of this year No, I think that might be it. Yeah, it may be just like the beginning of january. Yes So Happy Christmas and a merry new year everyone uh next year There'll be who knows what'll happen all kinds of things Uh 19 episodes of e-fap within however long we did which means, you know, we might even hit 100 in a few years, you know Who knows so much potential that'll be like five million hours so many possible guests so many everything Um, yeah, that that's about it. Anything else anybody wants to say? Drink more rhino milk Yes Thank you all for this party first That's that's just a that's a given dude. Come on, but um Thank you all for watching. Thank you for the very kind donations and we shall see you next time you can catch Sorry, obviously in the description. There is a link to the channel. This will be uploaded on if you guys want to see it Past live, um, it'll be up there in a I guess like five hours from now or something, but um Goodbye all and good night And good luck