 I'm already having really bad frame rate drops. It's not a great start. Oh, yeah, it's jumping a little bit. It's OK. Are they dating? No, he forgot about the dentist appointment. Oh, no. I'm working tomorrow. She's working tomorrow. She's working tomorrow over time. I'm not in the mood for this discussion again. Hey, Rose needs both. I wish she said again. Oh, no, you. Why don't we just go ahead and tell her? Yeah, who is this? Oh, yeah, go on our house. She just found out that they're getting a divorce and not a great way. Terrible chemistry. Oh, no, she's haunted for sure. Yeah, she's definitely haunted. She's a possessed child. She's got little dolls. None of this is good. This game is about exterminating the ghost inside of this child. I don't feel good about it anyway. Is that a weed plant? Damn, she made dolls of her parents because they fight all the time. I'm saying that is so sad. Oh, what character do you want? Or against the gender roles? I feel like I'm going to give you the British one. So, yeah, no, I have to. I have to I have because you identify as British. Yeah. You'll wait for the British to identify as Australian. Oh, no. Just take Elephant in a second. Oh, why don't you have? Why can't she hold elephant for this? Yeah, why can't she have an elephant? My parents are divorced. I don't remember being told. I just remember the one day we moved out from dad. I remember when my parents told me they were getting divorced, but I mean, they were already, like, kind of separated anyway. So how did they break any of it to you? My dad was like, so, Ethan, you probably figure this out already, but your mom and I are getting a divorce. And I said, yeah, no, I kind of figured. And that's a 16. Oh, well, that's easy. I was like 11, maybe 10. Oh, my God, she knows parkour. Possesco got cool. I want to wear overalls. You could wear overalls, dude. No. You could totally do that. No, I was talking about this super recently. Is this really funny thing where if you wear any kind of one piece, like a jumpsuit as a woman and then you have to go to the bathroom anyway, that's public. It requires taking all of your clothes up. You just have to sit in a public restroom, like ass naked. Really awkward. It's very sad. Like, you feel so good when you're wearing it. And you're like, I got this cute jumpsuit on and then you sit naked in the public restroom. Like, oh, my God, my waps are out. Oh, she's she's trying to make her parents work on their. Oh, that's sad. Oh, she's British, too. I'm all gold. I do feel represented. This game is very. You need in video games. This game is very inclusive. I know she's crying. Does she have magic tears? That's the dude. She do. She do have magic tears, don't she? Paul gives his hair. There you are. Oh, that's me. That's you. Look at you. Yeah, those are my vibes, if I'm being honest. This is very cute. Yeah, this is really cute. That's me. That's why you always say that to me. Did her parents turn into the actual things? Oh, I guess so. Wait. Then what's happened to them in the real world? They're dead. Oh, shit. Don't get old. I'll animate it. Yeah. Mo cab. Oh, the fuck. Oh, hello. Oh, OK. Who is this gentleman? This is so cute. Oh, my gosh. Where did she get money? Yeah, she's like six. Did she go to the bookstore by herself? You can't do that. That's why they need to get a divorce. They really should. Yeah, look at this. We need to fix our relationship, even. We need to fix our relationship. Yeah, we've had a lot of problems. That's why we're getting a divorce. Exactly. In the four years that we've been in this marriage, we've really failed our daughter. I know. We keep letting her go to the bookstore by herself. And we can't keep doing that. You keep missing your dentist appointment. And I'm like, oh, my god. But you have gross teeth because you're British. How does it feel to date a British woman? It's just pretty hot, you know? The stuff she says during bed is like, oh, my. Give me that in it. Harder. Give me that in it. Let's find a way. Oh, this is really cute. This is really cute. Look at this. Come help me pull this down, mate. All right. That's what you say when we're in bed. All right, come help me pull this down in it. All right. Oh, babes, come help me pull this down. My dating an American is like, you got any eagles out there? Can we have guns in the bedroom? How's that, Sam? I can't finish unless I'm holding a gun. All right, we've got to. We didn't listen to any of that. No, we have to put some fuses in some things. Oh, OK. Something like that. OK, we need one more fuse. One more fuse in it. Oh, I'm doing flips. Yeah, we can do little jumpy jumps. The fuse is getting away. He's getting away. It's like a spider. Oh, oh, wow. OK, oh my gosh. Oh, it's it's teaching us the mechanics of the game. Wow, you're a genius. This is crazy. Now, this is how good games are made. Yeah, you think I should take notes for my game development career? Uh-huh. I think you should. Tutorial come first. Get back here, you stupid bitch. OK, wait, let's move this. Oh, no. Oh, like a little hamster. I want to love these. This is amazing. I look like a chikorita. That's what it is. You do. Come on, chikorita. This seems unsafe. OK, we have to interact. Yeah, this seems very unsafe. Whoa. Duh. This is so fun. OK, jump, dash. Comey, got him. Yeah. Finally. Where the fuck always? Is our marriage fixed yet? Want to do the meet? He's not just like him. Whoa. What that mouse do? It's your husband's sex doll. What is that? What the fuck? Wait, what? He's definitely fucked that before. He's 100% had sex with that thing. Oh my god. That's it. Oh, no. Is that what they're going for? Yeah. Cody, good to know. Oh, no. I feel like that's a sex joke in here. Just sucking up dust, huh? Oh, no. He's mad because he's vacuuming up anything. It's my fault now. All right. Yo, he's going to suck us in. Oh, no. Oh, my. Oh, my word. This is adorable. This is very, very cute. Sure, yeah. Yeah, whatever. I'm just trying to fuck that back room, you know what I'm saying? I see him moving like that. He's dancing on his little page feet. OK, they said collaboration, so I'm thinking we need to do different things. Yes, true. Not just the same exact. OK, so wait. You can get inside, and I'll see. Whoa. OK, how do I get you across? Probably this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, make it go up. There it is. Yeah. Look at us collaborating. Yeah, I think we should get remarried. I think so, too. This has really shown us what love is all about. I'll keep it out with my vacuum. Yeah, you keep your sex life alive with the vacuum. I'll fuck some other dude. Whatever. It seems like a good exchange. Seems fair to both bodies. No, don't go that way. Cool. Wow. Oh, thank you. Bye. You go first. Later, bitch. I'm going to meet up with my fucking vacuum. OK, so now I probably need to move this to the phantons all. Yeah. Wow, look at you. So smart. Yeah, I'm smart. You're so smart. OK, OK, I don't know what this. Oh, maybe do I have to electrocute myself? OK, I'm there. There we go. This is so cute. It is very cute. Honey, I shrunk my parents that are having relationship problems and don't love each other anymore. And also I'm possessed and I made voodoo dolls of them. Don't worry about it. It's all fine. It's fine. I have a fun game for you when you get here. Fun game for me? Jump into green, and then I switch. Jump. Into, oh, OK. Go inside, and then. OK. No, I'll switch you soon. Yo, there's rumors here. That's dope. Are they shitting out bananas? What specifically is dope about it? You just a big rumor fan. I love a good rumor, dude. I get psyched whenever I see a rumor, dude. Fucking pumped about it. Oh, yes, Mario Wall. I love that. I love that. What's that? I saw you, you bitch. Get your ass out. Oh, whoa. OK, it moated me. Ow. And you. What is it? What is it? Explain yourself. No, fuck. OK, so you go through this, and I switch it. I trust you with my life. Nope. Nope. Disregard. What is our objective? That's right, get sucked off by a vacuum boiler. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. OK, it's going to be great. This is a boss fight? Whoa, what with what? Dude, I'm just trying to get my dick sucked. I'm just trying to fuck a vacuum, dude. What the hell? Oh, yo. OK, so I'm going to suck these boys up, and then you aim. You aim it at the big boy up there, right in that mouth. What does that mouth do? We would like to know, mechanics-wise, actually, pretty curious for the gameplay. I would love if somebody asked that at a con. Genuinely, though. Genuinely. What does that mouth do? Oh, I'm up top. Do you want me to do the bottom? OK, I got to suck the boys up. I can't. What? Like, you've got to aim this way. Oh, I needed to. I was doing it. I was doing the wrong thing. Fucking hell, Marora. What? Fucking tack warfare. That's a bit fucked up. That's kind of cool, though. OK, OK, OK, I'll be on the bottom. OK, I do big boy, big toppy boy. I'm going to be at bottom. And that's what I always suspected, you know? I'm glad you're openly admitting it. It checks out. Your dirt mixed with semen is a hell of a concoction. Dude, is he going to throw crusty socks at us? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Give me, give me, give me, give me. I can't. And dunked on. Oh, yeah. And then we make him suck himself. We make him suck himself. That's pretty fucked up. Yeah. Suck your own eyes out, dude. Oh my god. This is, is this, is this PG? This is, I'm a little uncomfortable. I'm a little, I'm a little uncomfortable. Oh my god. You made this man eat his own eyes just now. That's nuts, dude. That's kind of fucked up. Well, at least we got the sick room of Brent. Not anymore. We dead now. We dead for real. Oh my god. This is horribly metal. Wait, before she leaves, where is she going? To buy more books? Yeah, probably to the bookstore for fuck's sake, May. But whatever her name is in, your name's May. Yeah, her name is Rose. And you're Cody, I think. I'm Cody. She's upset because she didn't know that her kid made toys. Maybe if you want such a stuck up bitch. Wee. I don't know why I find it funny. I shouldn't. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Extremely aggressive to people who don't deserve it. Fiction is a big, a big fan. Who's this new friend? It's whatever, it's going to be a dildo. It's whatever she has sex with. A hammer. Oh, interesting taste. We have to find his shaft. She's got great winged eyeliner, though. Like she does. Yeah, she did a great job. Yikes. Jesus. Yikes. Mr. Rose over there. How is the hammer going to do that? That's got to be quite heavy. What are you made of, woman? She's wood. Whoa, dude. Got to be careful about that. I just have this on my back. Grace. Oh, it's like Dr. Strange's cape. Just hangs out with you. Now this is Poggers. It's pod racing, though. OK. Hey. What? Can I do that to you? I don't know. You just stabbed me with a hammer or with a nail. Can you do anything to me? Oh. Did it hit you? It did a little bit, yeah. Yeah. Whoa. I fucking all I get to do is throw this thing and it just kind of bounces off. Wait, but I can do this. OK, so you go to the other side. You go to the other side. We've got to time it good. You ready? OK, boss. Go. No, I jumped, too. It's like I fell and then jumped. That was on me. OK, ready? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, can I maybe get them in with a nail? Do the thing? Yeah. Yeah, good. Look at us. Look at this teamwork. Maybe we can swing off that nail. OK, cool. Well, let's do that then. I'm going to recall mine. Beautiful. It's like the Leviathan act. Sweet moves. Sweet moves. What is this room? Is this a cupboard, maybe? Like what? Labyrinth is this? I'm fucking stupid. Wife can't jump for shit. Oh, so now to come over here and I'm going to nail it and then see that bottom blue thing. Yes, yes, yes, you are right. Yes, did we? Yeah, that's right. We're good. OK, yes. Look at us figuring things out, learning along the way. Well, do we get married? Do we get divorced and then married again? Yeah, like tax benefits. Whoa. Our first couples challenge, Alana. What more is this book? Think about it. The size of the nail compared to the size. It's a small book. Oh, yeah. All right, so it's a couple's challenge. What does that mean? OK. OK. Oh, neat, OK. Not entirely sure how this works, but I think maybe this is like I do. Maybe this got you get out of here. What the fuck? Not at all fair. Because you have a double back on them. Oh, no. Got him. Shit, shit, shit. You're doing great now. What happened? Yes. All right, so you use your little nails in an eye. Go along here. And then I go, whee. Get done. I'm just salty that you weren't, you know. Just like a couple's drop from the hill that would surely kill you, you know. OK, I push this. This goes here. Whee. Why are you telling me not to screw it up? What do I? Oh, I can move these platforms. OK, I see. OK, if we do with. Uh-huh. And then recall. Yes. And then you got to jump up there. Fuck. OK, we timed that wrong. OK. Oh, my God. I was like, maybe I don't have to dash. Maybe it's fine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was an accident. It's all right. It's got infinite lives. OK, OK. It's a hail that I'm living in. And then it's up. And then we. Nope, not yet. OK, OK, OK. Hold your ponies, mate. There you go. OK, great. No, I'm good. OK. Yeah, I think that's just kind of you just have time then. I don't think there's shit I can do here. Yep. Nice one. Yeah, it was a bit. It was a bit weird. Oh, probably the same thing. Maybe I'm going to do like a. And like a seems right, I think. Yeah, the other one, maybe like sort of about you. Nope. Oh, you made it work. It's OK. Cool. Oh, don't do that too soon. I died. Oh, OK, great. It wasn't my fault. I died. And then a little bit high. OK, yes. Yes. What is a couple of games gaming out here? Just a couple of gamers. You know, oh, you have to jump on the thing. Yes. Ready? And there we go. So progressive, they decided to give the woman. Oh, the hammer, you know. I know, right? Think women are strong enough to use tools is. Makes you think, OK, what the fuck am I going to do about this? Oh, OK. What? OK. You almost did fall. OK, you fucking stupid fucking. It's her, our daughter. Whoa, angry boxes. Another boss battle. No, no, you fucking don't. No, that's what I was fucking. Shit, dick, shit, dick. You can't do it all believe in you. Oh, my God. OK, I can't. I can't. I totally can't. You're my key. You're very very nice. Score. Fuck off. Shit. You got it, you got it. OK, OK. Fucking I keep not looking at the soul blades is the problem, I'm adding. Nope. You fucking again. A lot of a lot of feeling good about this one. I believe feeling good about it. Yes, we did it. Whoa, like it's Dragon Balls. He all of a sudden. Yo, this crazy. Are you that shit? Gray, I don't know why I did that, but it seemed like the right thing to do. I'm not sure. What to OK. OK, you're supposed to get to him, I think. Yes, queen. Go. You're a lady. Yeah, that checks out. Hell, yeah. Tweet. All right. It's your worst enemy, a spade. Oh, shuffle. Yo, what is he getting? Yo, he's got a gun. This dude got a gun. Oh, he's making holes in you. OK, why did it? Why does it have that kind of built into it? What is this machine? This dude's fucking not any. It belongs to Looney being Tony. There's something wrong with you. I don't know if I've ever told you that before, but it's true. I'm very aware of it. Yes, come here, my aura. Get it all on. OK, I feel like we just defeated a serial killer. What? I take back everything bad. I have said about the shit's fucking dope. What the fuck? That was crazy. Yeah, that was pretty sick. What does it all mean? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out. Oh, don't worry about it. You dopey slut. He's really trying to flatten you. Yeah, he's I don't for you. I'm the man up with the patriarchy for once. OK, up with the patriarchy. Nobody ever else has the patriarchy. You know, put it on the thing. Are you sure? I think that's a situation. Oh, I flip you. OK, OK, let's go. Hell, yeah. I see. Oh, that's that's going to be a good time. He's cutting off little triangles, isn't he? Yeah, no, he is. Yeah, you're not wrong. Shapes. They're all going to do that. He's going to do this bit. He's going to give it to us again. It's going to really give it to us, isn't it? This dude's really OK. Yeah, do it, daddy. Go, go, go, go, go, go, King. OK, well, that's not ideal. I'm getting actually stressed. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. OK, ow. OK, OK, OK. He spanked you hard there. He gave me a little bit of a spank, isn't he? The slap animation is really funny. OK, ready? Oh, wait. Yes, get on. OK, OK, OK, let's go, let's go, let's go. Finish him. It's damn it. OK, it's going to be one more, I think. We can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it. Ow. OK, hold on, I'll be back. OK, I'm back. Ow. Oh, God, you almost got slapped again. So little, oh, we spanked him. OK, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Yes. Yes, yes. Look at that. Big daddy toolbox. Is the hammer dead? I hope not. We haven't given him his shaft. Whoa, they're having a party, dude. Look at all these tunes. They're playing pass with them now. Yeah, you should have lived that one up, baby. Yeah? Oh, there you go, bud. Damn, dude. This is so cute, though. Whoa. OK. Whoa. Whoa. Cool. Look at us. Look at us, guys. Is this room, though? Oh, my God. Don't leave us. We don't know what your parents look like outside, but it's probably pretty fucked up. Oh, no. Why would he do that? That's so rude. Because we're still getting a divorce. Yeah, that's true. The plot or whatever. And even if you argue constantly and has a terrible impact on children, divorce is the worst option. Can never be a good idea. Good thing. Oh, my God. Why does it make you regret everything? I'm sick of women getting all the credit for men's ideas. Me, too, dude. Me, too.