 Someday I will be so good that someone will come to my session I just got into our relationship probably too soon and I would like to know if it will be worth it Will we be compatible? Pretty sure asking will we be compatible is a clear sign but okay I can't check for you what comes for you Hmm, that's my job Ah, you like to chase huh? Yeah, and you also like people who feel but that's not enough honey. What do you mean? What do you want? Don't answer it's not a real question. I'm a professional. I know Tell me What do you like doing the most? Talking about my theories considering many perspectives about something. Yes. Yes. I knew that see I told you Here's my solution You tell this person the darkest of your opinions and see how they react if they freak out I would think about that relationship twice, but if they indulge with your theory Debate with you an author endless insight into the world then my child You are in the right path That would be it. Haha. How do you measure darkness? I mean that's totally relative. Sorry the session is over I'll be back. Oh, I like your energy very mystique. Yes. Why can I do for you sit down please? I? Just want to know one thing shoot Do you have a bathroom? Maybe I do can I use it? It is for a client this clients Okay, I'll be a client excellent now I see I see a Challenge in your future Really you must be strong as a challenge awaits you Fortunately fate is with you and you will weather the storm to emerge stronger on the other side Okay, thanks. How much is it? You don't care to know more details. No, I want to go to the bathroom here. Keep it all This is less than it costs Seriously for what you said you want more money. I could do it better It's all about predicting for a population another individual and keeping the future vague. That's all you did. I Am always right. Ask me what the challenges and you will see I don't care about the future really What if I told you you will have to rely on Someone else Completely Welcome to Micaela's fortune telling I say facts. I don't do guessings What can I do for you? What do you want to know? Nothing specific? I would like to know anything Maybe there's any danger in the future if my loved ones my family will suffer Anything at all some illness some accident just in case to avoid it Do you think you can avoid your destiny? Yes? Okay. Yes, you can I see Something you lost will turn up soon. What is it? Something Purple would it be my purple octopus I lost at a pool in 2005 exactly Wait, what? You've remembered that My plushie. Do you want crystal ball or tarot reading? Do I have to choose? You can choose. I see this will take a while Hello, oh hello and hello you not very common seeing people coming with a friend Well, actually I brought them to see their fortune. Not mine They need it. Okay. Well, if you agree, I see that a secret admirer Will soon send you a sign of affection Oh a secret admirer. Can you see when? Unfortunately? I can't see when But I'm getting something What is it? The sign of affection is a message and you will actually be very compatible because Somehow you will make sure that is the case. What do you mean? That is cryptic Yeah, it is very clear now. Even you can see it You will meet that secret admirer on your my type an app that uses personality types to make dating online more meaningful Yeah, I see a lot of emotions in your near future You will make good friends from all over the world You will laugh with the memes feed of the app where you can comment on memes and post them, too Users have the option to match with people who post interesting comments or memes and you wouldn't even have to pay for all of this It's hundred percent free. My session isn't though Available on iOS and Android. You're my type Download now What was that voice? What voice? You're singing that. I'm a singer An affortune teller. Can't you see like the face of the admirer? You like someone, don't you? And you're thinking about chasing after their relationship with them But you will completely forget about doing a god check Are you sure this person actually meets your emotional needs? You care too much You better make sure they care as much as you do Be careful Look I don't know how factual you are But tell me something I will pretend that I don't trust you but deep down I'm going to overthink about what you said and hope that if it's a good thing It's gonna happen If it's a bad thing I'm gonna ignore it. Why would you discriminate between bad and good? That is not very factual of you What? Can she hear my thoughts? How is that even possible? No, it was just a coincidence Okay, just act skeptical and don't show anything. Just poke her face Okay, I'll tell you something even if you won't believe it You will have a toaster banged on top of your head What? That's all I saw. I don't know what I don't know what it means. I He will return tonight Sorry tonight He who betrayed his friends whose hands rots with crafts Shall break free Innocence painting shall be spilled and servant and master shall be reunited once more Oh Sorry, did you say something? No, nothing Hi, oh, I love your crystal ball looks very magical And your cards you made them? They're awesome, and I like your place you use this fabric So it does not reflect light on the ball. So it is more legit glazing, right? Yeah, do you want to know the future? I don't know. I like writing my own destiny. It is more intense Why are you here? I want to live the experience Okay, I'll say this if that's okay. Yeah I see a tall dark handsome stranger in your future Wow That's lame What do you mean lame? I mean, it's kind of boring. I don't picture that in a romantic movie Why would you you're not living in a movie? Lame, right? If you use the ball you will see something specific, right? If you use the cards it will be somehow arbitrarily biased by a non deliberate choice Huh, I should probably go with the But how do I know how clear the image is? What if you see something meaningless that doesn't look like it? Hello Welcome to michaela's fortune telling Guessing what can I do for you? I would like to know why the person I'm dating doesn't trust me. Have you done something wrong? I can say with confidence that I haven't I have a record of the things I have done And so far I have been following the plan impeccably nothing should go wrong Okay, let's see This person trusts you Yeah, maybe not to the point of dying for you, but There's definitely trust Not complete trust, huh? We should be already at stage four Stage four. What is that? Complete trust We already followed the infatuation and romance stage Accommodation stage Challenge stage So now complete trust stage should come. I just don't understand what I did wrong I don't think you did anything wrong people are complicated Thank you very much Welcome to michaela's fortune telling. I say facts. I don't do guessing. What can I do for you? What do you want to know? Why Do you have a plasma ball? This is a crystal ball How does that help you see the future? Energy How does it? Never mind. Um here because I want to know what you see. That's all It's okay. It is a plasma ball Fine Uh, what do you see in my future? Can you be more Especifical? I have about 87 options. So at least I want to know if I can rule out something by knowing what you see. This is merely an experiment Okay The future is wild with many paths and add some hand gestures to increase mysticism. Oh Did you just read that? No, no, I was telling you to add some hand gestures How Like this So the future is wild with many paths. Yes, I know. That's why I'm here You're welcome What Welcome first of all I don't believe in fortune telling if I'm here is because it was recommended to me and I'm curious about your method So I would really like to know the future of my goals. What will be the success rate? I have a huge amount of goals and I want to know which ones are the most likely to fail Okay drink this tea No, it's tea. You drink first Now tell me what do you see in the tea leaves? Hmm A mess What kind of mess messy tea leaves like spread all over the ends of a cup Really focus on what you see Open your mind. Let it flow trust your intuition. You must broaden your mind First you must look beyond Now tell me What do you see? A stain of tea leaves You have an amazing energy Thank you. So do you Huh, thank you. So what do you want to see? Can I see what my boyfriend is doing right now? Why do you think he's cheating on you? Oh, no, he wouldn't cheat on me. Come on I just want to know what he's doing something when I get home I tell him you were doing this and he gets all paranoid and he thinks I'm watching him or something Okay, sounds fun. He is Yeah Doing the dishes That's it. Yeah. Oh wait, he's going somewhere He's doing the laundry now Really? I can make a prank with that He is saying something. What is it? I wish I got More help from my girlfriend This is too much work for me alone Oh What else? Catch a tiger by the toe if it all is let it go You know, I can see in the ball what you will choose Okay, what if you see in the cards what I will choose Welcome to Mikhail's fortune-telling. I say facts. I don't do guessings. What can I do for you? What do you want to know? Fortune-telling isn't real. I could give you countless logical arguments that prove my point Why are you here then? Oh because you want to improve your relationship. Don't be so ambitious and let your partner make mistakes Wait, how do you know I was ambitious? I never tell anyone anything I just know it This is getting fun. Why don't you pick a card? What is this? The high priestess. See this proves my point. You're giving advice to your partner that he's not asking for Go easy. Be less proactive and gentler in your suggestions To have no intention of running over this sweet person in your life But it could happen by accident. You don't need to be in total control of this relationship In fact, that's my ruin it a few months from now on What do you know? Do you know about? Oh No What do you know about my intentions? What are yours? How do you figure out? I demand you to tell me your methods now because it is my goal to learn them This art takes years to master. I learned fast. I can learn now. Tell me This is not a class I have some people I need to learn the best way to influence You have more power than influence than you realize. The car says that Where is there anything you want to know? I would like to understand myself better. Sure. Let's see I'm seeing something, but I don't quite get it. It is too abstract I have no idea what it means. I've never seen anything like this before Is this real? A mirror? I don't know how to put words into this Can I try? Please Yeah I know why you can't put words into it. They're literally my thoughts Nothing new But I can see your future And not because of the ball Someone will fall in love with you tonight Really? Can you see something else? So, how do you measure darkness? It's pretty obvious. Not to me. It is completely relative Do you want me to see what will happen in a dark moment perhaps? Oh, yeah Okay You will get annoyed with someone and attack them with the nearest metal object you can find That is so vague By the way, what's your favorite hobby? I would say painting. Oh Okay, go with the ball finally Planned for many pleasures ahead. We're done. Hmm awesome. Thank you so much Hey, hello, are you gonna be the one the one don't worry. So what brings you here? I just want to know why my partner is mad at me. Oh, you have a partner Disappointing Okay, let's see Hmm First of all, your partner is not mad at you But that makes no sense. I know something's wrong Hmm, it's not your fault Yeah, no, you're just hyper aware of your partner's emotions. But don't worry. Just ask if it's something to talk about perhaps Okay. Yeah, I was avoiding that. Thank you. You're right. Uh, you're good at this Why do you do this? When did you start? Do you like it? Doesn't it get boring? Don't you get tired? It must be exhausting to do this for so many people It is exhausting. Yeah Hello, hello, so why I'm here, right? Well, apparently my relationship isn't danger I know that I think about it. It could have been painter Ah Yeah, either way, I need an instruction to fix this. Okay, but I can't give you an instruction I will show you a possibility in your future. That's all. Yeah, but I need an instruction possibility No, they are not instructions. They are images and you make decisions based on that. Okay. Yeah You are a very fun person to hang out with You live completely in the moment Yep, you are encantador charming But your partner is so pissed at you What is that? Because you're not meeting your partner's needs Emotions are important. You must be reliable. It is our relationship Sure You know what? I can't do that. So I will paint something Yeah, she won't be mad anymore. Yes, and then I keep moving on with my life and everyone happy Hi, hi, how can I help you? I want to see my future partner Finally someone creative You think so? Yes, okay The one you love is closer than you think Is she talking about herself? Did she also notice a chemistry between us? Yes, pay attention to your surroundings. That person could be anywhere Love is coming. By the way, I love your plasma ball It is a crystal ball Oh my god, she likes me. I will be more obvious then Now that I see this Some types of lightning including the most common types Never leave the clouds But travel between different charged areas within or between clouds And I find that fascinating. They never leave the clouds. I mean Can't you see the beauty of it? It's like a beautiful tragedy But why would it be tragedy if clouds are so magnificent? I wish I was a lightning that travels between clouds What are their needs? They don't have much. They don't have to speak about them They just go here and there no pressure pure freedom clouds would support me And I would give them the space to be themselves Uh, I might have lost you. Did you see that? I can't focus look at this You are the best actor of the world The best actor of the world Welcome to this session Do you want me to read your fortune? You will wake up tomorrow You will eat tomorrow You will move tomorrow and you will breathe tomorrow. Thank you very much for coming to my session And thank you so much for watching my video. I haven't finished yet, but I decided it was a good moment to Record the ending