Message to Stephen Colbert From Anonymous





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Published on Mar 4, 2009

For the retards who can't use Google: Enter XENU on the following link....


Hello, Stephen Colbert. We are Anonymous.

Over past few days, we have been watching you. Your campaign of stealing the name of the International Space Stations Node 3, has caught our attention. The extent of your malign influence over those who watch cable, who call you leader, has been made clear to us with the leakage of your latest propaganda show the Colbert Report, into mainstream circulation. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization shall not steal the name of Scientology's enemy, and galactic overlord, Xenu, from the NASA International Space Stations Node 3. We are determined to put Xenu back in charge of this galaxy. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind, for the laughs, we shall expel your name from the NASA International Space Stations Node 3 naming contest, and systematically remove your name from the Top 10 Suggestions list.

We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever, against Xenu's internet savy masses of the internet basement dwellers.

Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution, you have so long warned your viewers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged.

You cannot win; we are everywhere; We will deliver the Node 3 Xenu, to the International Space Station, on the STS-130 mission targeted for December 2009. With our help, Xenu will defeat scientologists loyal officers, and the macarbian race will rule over this galaxy once again. Xenu shall be the name of Nasa's International Space Stations Node 3. We will put Xenu on earth's orbit.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not Forgive.
We do not Forget.
We name things in space.
Rodger Houston, Expect us.


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