 Hey, so a lot of people watch that other LP I did. I don't have an explanation why, but people seem to enjoy it, so I figured I might as well just keep going. The nice thing about the Retron 5 is that you can turn it off, and then when you turn it back on again, it'll load the game where you last, excuse me, where you last played. So I have to deal with these fucking bats again, and these statues, and this time I won't run into one. Anyway, so yeah, this is a few days later, in case you're not a few days later, a few weeks later obviously, so we're gonna get past this level. That's what we're gonna do. That is going to be a thing that happens, and it's gonna happen in this video, and I'm not gonna stop until this fucking thing... I hate this level so much. It's my least favorite level until I get to another level that I can't get past and keep dying on. I just want to get past these bats. I don't want these bats to have one. I don't want them to win. So yeah, we're doing a... oh thank god, I thought that was gonna be a weapon, I was gonna be stuck with like the scythe or something. Anyway, alright, are we at the... yes, we are at this part, and this time I'm going to, when I spot one, I'm just gonna go backwards immediately. See, I don't think you're supposed to... god damn it. Oh, lucky there, got real lucky. Just as I was talking about the stupid scythe, there it is right in front of me. Another part of this game is you don't want to be stuck with a shit-ass weapon, because if you're stuck with a shit-ass weapon, that's a problem, because... are these more? Okay, yeah, more of these things. And yeah, as if you can't tell, I'm already pretty... pretty out there, pretty wasted. Is that a... really? It is. Wow, I actually... I'll be damned. I did not expect to get a green suit. Now I have a fighting chance at getting past this, because oh god damn it. See, that's a huge problem with this weapon, is that one... that dude just flew down without landing. I regret nothing. Yeah, then there's... I don't even think I got this far in the last part. It's just... here's some... here's some platforms. This is... remember, this is a platformer game. And then there's the boss, and you literally just throw shit at him, and he circles around you, and that's it. Oh, that's not it, but you just kind of time it so you hit him... you're able to hit him twice. It's easier with bow and arrow, or crossbow. And then he slows down, and then he goes away, and he launches some shit at you, and you hopefully I'll dodge it, because if I don't, I'll be very disappointed. Okay, they're gonna be coming from the right. See if I can time this correctly, and the answer is no, I do not time it correctly. I never time that correctly. But all you gotta do is just kind of hit him as he circles you. This is a joke of a boss fight, to be honest with you. Considering how hard the rest of the level is, and this is what you gotta do, beat some ringworm dragon thing with predator teeth tusks, are those tusks? I don't know what's going on with this thing. There we go, and he's dead. The end. I finally got past this fucking level, alright. Alright, now you can see some of the rest of the game. How about that? Anyway, yeah, it felt like I didn't understand a lot, like a lot of people watched the last LP, and I didn't understand why. Yeah, you don't want the axe. The axe is a piece of shit. It's strong, but it's a piece of shit. Just just, it's a piece of shit. Just trust me on that. Yeah, here's what the gimmick at this level is that it rotates around, and you don't even have to, you can just, yeah those things float up beneath you. Those things are the biggest pain in the ass. So yeah, I'm gonna hate this level just as much as I hated the last one. But yeah, those things often have no rhyme or reason. They just generate somehow somewhere. I think that's the green frog suit. It's my frog suit. This is another reason why the bow and arrow is handy, or the crossbow, excuse me. What was I saying? Yeah, lots of people watched the last one, and I did not expect that. I would just expect it to just kill time, and you know, post a video for the sake of posting a video to be perfectly honest with you. You see what I'm talking about? These things are show up and ruin your day. Like there's no fucking rhyme or reason with these things. And how is that thing already there before I even got onto the screen? Oh god damn it! See, you, ah! You're gonna want the crossbow. Ah, shit! Oh, come on! What was that? Anyway, yeah, there's a hidden thing right there. Oh, my dog just came in the room to see how I'm doing. I'm just yelling, buddy. You don't have to be. I'm just obnoxious. Hey, don't give me that look. My dog is judging me. My dog's name, we have a Malamute mix named Ulysses, and we also have a Corgi mix named Clyde. And Clyde is a snob and a brat, and he looks very smug. And right now he is smugly... Oh, he's not in here. He's smugly doing something somewhere else. But yeah, the level rotates around. Once you get to the end of the next thing, it rotates around again. You have to jump over those spikes that killed me the last time. It's kind of annoying. See, where the fuck did this thing come from? That's beneath you. Okay, he's gone. And then another one's gonna pop up like right where that like thing... Oh, okay. They just generate wherever. I thought they came out of those blue dots down there. God damn it. And then it's so easy to get frustrated with those guys because they keep coming. So my natural inclination is to be like, well, I'm just gonna keep running and see if I can get past them. I don't need a weapon. You have to let the... By the way, to make the green suit appear so you get the powered up weapon, you have to generate... Make that first one generate or that second one will be a weapon. It won't be the suit. It'll be a weapon. So yeah. Oh, come on! Each shit! And then it just like... Can I even make this jump? Oh, it can. Sweet. Alright. I wonder what'll be in this chest now. It will probably be just a wizard thing that makes me turn into something else. This thing up here. But yeah, anyway, well, that's another shit-ass weapon. Yeah, I just put that video up just for shits and giggles. I didn't think anyone would watch it. In fact, I was counting on not anybody watching. But people seem to like it, so I'm gonna do another. I'm gonna keep going on this particular game for at least a little while. I didn't even see that. My talk is seriously getting really irritated. I'm like yelling. It's okay. Don't worry about it, buddy. It's okay. I'm gonna hear my dog voice. What are you doing? What are you doing? As your gopher. Don't worry about it. Um, yeah, I might do... I kind of want to do like... I don't want to just do Super Ghouls and Ghosts because I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not sadistic. I was gonna say statistic. I'm not sadistic, so I don't want to play this game, you know, until the end of time. I'd like to do other shit, too. So, uh... Yeah, I get used to seeing this part a lot because it's hard to get past. How many times have I had to? Yeah, I think I might go past the game over. I don't know. Hopefully, I don't think... At the rate I'm dying here, I don't think... Oh, come on! That's not even fair! That's horseshit. See, you just want to keep going and then you jump and then you go and hopefully make it over those spikes and you just keep going and hope they don't fucking materialize from nothing beneath you just like that. What an asshole! Look at this! I can't get past this. I can't... Oh, come on! Look at all this shit I have to dodge! And there's spikes on the ceiling. Slow down! Ah! See, I actually jumped before... People will say, like, oh, the slowdown actually helps you at games like this, which is such a load of shit. Because, number one, the slowdown is unpredictable. You don't know when it's going to show up and when it's going to go away. And, number two, the game doesn't... Like, everything slows down, including you, including the controller input. Oh, shit. Wow, that was close. The spikes almost generated beneath me. Um, that would have been weird. Yeah, your controller input also slows down. So, not only do you not... Can you not count on when it shows up and when it goes away, but it... Like... What was I saying? I got distracted. That happens a lot when I drink. I get distracted really easily. Okay, um... Alright, we got the green suit. Oh, this shit-ass controller input for the slowdown. God damn it! Like, there's no... There's no pattern! This game is predicated on pattern recognition and those guys have no pattern! God! I'm so sick of seeing that map. I've only got four or five guys left. Hey, where is it? There it is. There we go. Oh, God, you really want to get fricking fucked on this level? Try the lance. But, yeah. Any time anybody tells you... Oh, the slowdown helps you. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. Fuck you. Oh, come on. Uh, how many guys do I have left? I can't even get to the end of that one corridor because I keep... Those guys keep showing up and just ruining my shit. Stop ruining my shit. Simple request. And I've been doing this commentary for 10 minutes now and I haven't gotten a... I haven't had a sip of a drink yet. That's problematic. I'm gonna want to change that. Anyway, yeah, a lot of... People watch the last one so I'm gonna keep going, but here's the thing. I feel like such an obnoxious douchebag as I'm talking because I've had a lot of whiskey and I feel like just like... Oh, I guess it's irrelevant how I feel, but it's like really people like this? Okay, whatever. I'll try it again and see if people like this. And if people do, cool. If they don't, well... Then hammer the shit out of that dislike button, please. I insist. Now, are these guys gonna keep coming? Yes, they are. See, I used to think they came out of that like blue... like blueberry or whatever that is. Is that supposed to be an eyeball? By the way, you can see how kind of like rushed... You can see kind of like the lines of the... You know, where the certain patterns begin and others end if you look closely enough. Can I like fucking get past this, please? Even my dog is pissed off at this game. He just left. This is such a fucking load of shit. Can I go? Am I allowed to progress with the game? Or am I doomed? Okay, I'm allowed to progress with the game. Thank you for allowing me to fucking move forward. This is not my least favorite level. This has surpassed the shit-ass towers. The towers of... The towers of bullshit. All right, I'm getting somewhere here. All right, just don't fire a thing at me, please. God damn it, that was really stupid. I should have dropped down and docked. Here, yeah, here is where you really need the, um... The bow and arrow, the crossbow. Because it knocks out those two guys at the same time. All right, let's get over here. What? All right, that was a little over the top, Emil. I'm not really actually that angry. I feel like, you know, as a let's play guy, or I'm not a let's play guy, like I'm on, let's be honest, but as a person that is doing a let's play, I feel like I should be outraged at everything that bad that happens to me. Kind of like being a sports columnist, or kind of like being a person in general, just... What makes me mad today? I enjoy being angry. It's easy emotional direction. What should I... Come on, this is... Oh, I got a lucky break there. I actually didn't take damage, and that guy is past me. Okay, cool, or I'm past him rather. God damn, like... What just happened to the volume there? I hope you didn't hear that. Okay, here we go. Sorry, I got distracted there again. I got distracted by the game. The thing I'm trying to accomplish. I only have two guys left. Son of a bitch. All right, just please get out of my life. Oh god, no. God damn it. Can I at least get to the end of this corridor thingy? The end of this hallway? Whatever you want to call this? Why am I calling it a corridor? There we go. The crossbow pays off. All right, I got to the end of it. Oh, that's right. I've gotten to the end of this before, and the spikes killed me. Can I make this jump? God damn it. I got too cute there. I wanted to extend the double jump as much as I possibly could, and it backfired, as it will often do. Don't need the knife. Don't get the knife. Can I get past this level? Will this entire video be nothing but me dying on this fucking level, other than the first two minutes of me getting through the towers finally? So yeah, how are you? How are you? You watching this right now, and then talking directly to you. How are you? How are you doing today? Or tonight? Or this morning? Whenever you're fucking watching this, when do I post in the like 5am mountain time? I guess it's like 7am Eastern time? I guess that's the... where most people in the... Well, I'm talking United States. If you're overseas someplace, or if you're not in the United States, you're shit out of luck, because I don't know your time system, sorry. I don't know what time it is where you live. All right, let's get past this. Yeah, let's use this ledge for once. Oh wow! Yeah, that's the problem with this fucking crossbow, is that one stray one can kind of go on its own. At least gonna keep... Okay, thank you. One stray one can stay on the screen forever, seemingly forever. And... all right, let's get past this shit, huh? There, yeah, let's use this fucking ledge and use it to duck, instead of standing up there like a sitting duck. This is the farthest I've gotten with the green suit. Amazing. Now I can actually miss that jump and take damage and progress with the game instead of... I'm not... I just realized the microphone was further away from me. I should... Okay, let's make this jump! Yeah, motherfucker! What do you think of that? I'm not going back for that. That's probably the gold suit. I... can I even hit that? No, I don't care. All right, let's move on with the game. Imagine that. Yeah, you don't go that way, you go this way. I remember the first time I got this far, I went to the right. And I was like, oh, you just get over those spikes right there. Like, motherfucker. Okay, this is where you float on a baked cherry pie crust. And, uh, you are stuck. There's no... I don't think there's any hidden treasure chests here, but the game just got a lot harder. Because now you got these like... Look at this, this thing will stay on here and I'm screwed! I can't use my weapon! Okay, shit. Yeah, I think you're in a blueberry pie and there's like steam. There's purple steam coming out of it. And I'm on my last guy. Yeah, it looks... If you look up top, there's... It looks like a blueberry pie. And I'm riding a cherry crust through a blueberry pie and he's like... Cancerous, tumorous, uh, blueberries are attacking me. They're growing spikes and attacking me. So, yep, then we just go over here and then these things show up. Which is really, really a lot of help. Those guys are so helpful and so friendly and nice and... Yeah, you just... There's no advice you can get. I can give for this part. There's no like... Oh my god, I probably should have jumped over that thing. It's just, you're... It's just the game saying... Game over. That's what it's saying. It's literally what it's saying right now. Is game over? Would you like to continue? Last time I quit at my first game over, I will not be doing that this time. Let's keep going, okay? Okay. Let's continue traveling on this pie crust. Destroying... Oh, come on! That's a chip. Whatever. I'm just wasting lives. All right, at least I got past the rotating level. Right, Ulysses? I'm happy about that. Yeah, I guess it's just this... There is a certain amount of pattern recognition here. Of course there... Why do I keep saying that? Of course there is. But it's a lot easier than those... Oh god. It's a lot easier than those... Blue genie scythe carrying things. Although these guys are kind of assholes. Oh, come on! I hit it like 70 times! You're supposed to fucking explode when I hit you 70 times! Not kill me! All right. Get past that. And yeah, there's no advice here like, Oh, you want to stay on the middle. Oh, you want to stay on the right or stay on the left. The advice I can give is fucking survive. And these things are timed. So they don't stay there forever. All right. We're getting close to the end. Hopefully I can get there. And face the... And you can at least see the boss. If I don't beat him. The boss here is a little more tough, I guess. There's a lot of slowdown on this boss fight. Like a lot, you'll see. Actually, this boss isn't that hard now that I think of it. You just stand here and you throw your weapon. And it kind of like peers out of the screen like, Is there somebody there? Hey, what's going on? We're just three dragon heads. And we're just going to sit here and absorb damage and see how fucking slow this is. Ugh. All right. One left. And he turns into this like... Oh, come on! You come on! You can't be serious! I fucking pressed the button like well before that came. That is what I'm talking about. That is an example of the slowdown not helping you. I saw... Yeah, the slowdown allows you to see the projectile. Does it allow you to fucking jump out of the way? No, because your controller input is also slowed down. Ugh. Oh, I can't wait for the well-actually police to correct me on that one. I'm really looking forward to that. I might lose sleep tonight. Fuck you, man! Come on! It's fucking... Blueberry pie from hell, I guess? I don't know. Fuck this, man. I'm so mad! I had that fucking th- I had that fucking guy beat! Let's calm down. Let's calm down. Let's not take this so personally. This is not a personal... Wow. Okay, maybe this is the advice. You stay over here and you don't... Yeah, sometimes they... Those things release like a series of bullets or whatever, and sometimes they don't. I don't know why. There's a lot you could ask of Supergirls and Ghosts. Why? Come on. That's not even... That's not even a thing. At least this level is not that long. It's not like a fucking marathon level like the last one. Or like, uh... Yeah, the last level was pretty long, I suppose. The key here is to kill these, uh... Things before they are able to start flying around. This should be two more coming. What? Again! No rhyme or reason there. Just... It's just gonna materialize when it feels like it. Yeah, I'm gonna try this. I think if you just stay over here... Then duck and do this. I think you're fine. I think that is the way to get through this first part without getting hit. That's handy. And let's just, uh... Jump over this guy. And hell, let's jump over this guy, too. Oh, come on! With your hit detection! With your hit detection! What is that? Ugh. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I just don't care. All right, we're gonna beat the game. There's our map. There's our roadmap. We're gonna beat the fucking game with four guys left. I know it says three, but this is a Super Nintendo. It actually includes zero. I guess any... I guess a lot of games do that. Not just Super Nintendo games, but... Well, anyway. Yeah, I'm running out of things to... Talk about. That's why I was asking, you know... How are you? So... If you could just explain it... You know, amuse yourself with your own commentary. Oh, come on! Really? I forgot to mention that, too. Not only do you have the... The absurd difficulty in the slowdown, but you also, and all the other fun stuff you get to deal with in Super Golden Ghost, but you also have the Castlevania jump back when you get hit by something. So, in this level in particular... You get to jump back! You get to! Oh, kill me. No, not literally. Like, not in the game, either. Don't kill me. I'd like to get past this part. I'd like to at least have another shot at the boss, please. That would be helpful. It would be nice if they're... Oh, God. What are you even supposed to do there? How do I even get past that part before? Christ, on a crutch. Oh, wow. That was luck. It was the magic of the cherry pie crust. Hey, remember that song Cherry Pie? Yeah, me neither. Forget I brought that up. Let's get these guys out of the way. Okay. Where's the other one? There should be another one showing up. Oh, it looks like I dodged a bullet. It's not showing up. Cool, but I don't trust this game, so I'm gonna keep fucking firing on it. What?! Fucking for real! Are you for real? Are you for real? You've... I've never had that happen before. I've... That just... What? How do you... I'm laughing. I'm not crying. It might sound like I'm weeping in them. No, I'm not crying. I think I'm sick of this game. I've never had that happen before. The platform disappears. It's supposed to bring me to the fucking boss. Oh, fuck you. Oh, each shit. Eat a cherry pie full of shit. Guy's gonna fucking follow me. All right, let's not get hit. Can we at least get to the boss again? So you can at least see what the final form of the boss looks like. He turns into this like... I don't know. Some kind of like alien not dragon thing. You kill the first two dragon heads and then the third one... Whatever... Whichever one happens to be left is... Turns into some like thing that like bounces around the screen. It's really goofy when it throws fireballs. You kind of saw... Obviously you saw the fireball that killed me. That slowed the game down. All right, now I know to stand at the fucking end of this thing so I can actually get to the boss fight. Jesus Christ. I didn't know that. God damn. I'm not gonna let that happen again. God, what? That is such horse shit. And then you're just teleported here and just stand here up and move up and get these constipated looking dragons. They seriously look like they need to take a shit or maybe they are taking a shit. Who knows? Hydra dragon. The colors of the Mexican flag for some reason. They're red, white, and green are all I guess... See? Same fucking thing. Same thing. Same thing. I see it. It registers in my brain. I jump. The input doesn't actually get registered because the game has slowed down. You know what? I hate this game. I'm gonna take down... I'm gonna delete my video. I'm gonna delete the first LP. I'm gonna delete this LP when I'm done with it because I take back everything good I've ever said about this game. This is such horse shit. I'm not actually that. I agree. I'm just being stupid. And I've had a few drinks. So let's not land on that. Thank you. I appreciate it. Let's kill this thing. I've got... This is my last guy. This is it. This is it. This is the end of the video. So... If you're still typing how you are and explaining what's going on in your life in the comments, you should probably wrap it up because this video's gonna end very soon. You can probably see that by the counter. The hell am I even talking about? I'm even... I'm more... I think I'm more drunk. Oh my god. Yeah, I think I'm more drunk for this one than I was for the last one. That's the excuse I'm gonna stick with. That's why I'm performing so poorly. And that's what she said, right? Am I right? All right, with that, I'm out of here. Have a good rest of your day. Thank you for watching.