 Oh my god. Um, wow. This is kind of insane. I never thought I'd actually be seeing this, but I have a vlogging camera. But since we all know what happened with that other video, I'm deciding that it's time for me to get fully committed to YouTube. I'm done half-assing it. I'm done taking breaks. I'm done doing silly excuses. And I think that you guys genuinely enjoy watching me and like go through real life situations because no YouTuber shows this anymore. So I thought, why not vlog some of my life? But if you want to see the mess that it's created since the day I got it, which today. Wow, wee, everybody. Now to organize this all, so we'll just, we'll see how that goes. But let me know, like if you guys want more of these vlogs, I'm definitely not gonna do daily ones because that's insane at Jake Paul. But maybe like a weekly vlog every now and then to show you what's going on in my life when I'm doing. Cause I feel like it's nice to update you guys cause you guys are my friends. I mean, I talk to a lot of you. And it's also fun to see someone struggle trying to organize shit. Let's just, just watch. Someone please, please tell me what in the world this is. Like, I've never seen it before. I'm so lost, I'm confused. I'm like honestly convinced this is some, some plug in Europe. And this is the extent of boxes I have. For those of you wondering, this is the camera I bought and we have one, two, three, four, five, six boxes for you. I don't know why I'm a hoarder. You'll get to see my closet someday. All right, let's see here. Tomorrow I have to go on a field trip to a poetry festival actually in Newark, New Jersey. Going all day with my friends on skipping school and I have to dress well and comfortably because it's like freezing now. Freezing is below 60 for me by the way. Outfit is ready. This could be the end of tonight. I mean, I don't know what else I would do that is actually, actually hold on, hold on, hold on. No Patrick Mayonnaise is an instrument. Oh my God, you guys honestly need to tell me what to improve about these vlogs. Like yeah, it's my first vlog that I'm doing and I'm not really experienced and I know all of you watch those vloggers out there. So I would love to get some assistance. I mean, like any tips, I'm open to criticism, like tell me, because I wanted to improve for you guys. But gotta look fresh for tomorrow obviously. Got to get rid of all the acne so I can have clear skin for once. Until then, I'm just gonna respond to you guys on Snapchat, Instagram, and Twitter because I love doing that. I'm really trying to think of what kind of vlogs I wanna make. I don't really know yet. The thing is like I watch Conan Gray. I watch Cat Creature. I don't watch any of the big YouTubers vlog besides like Jenna Marbles and her Christmas vlogs because I just don't like forced entertainment, I guess. I like things to be genuine and spontaneous and not everything is like, oh, we almost ran over someone. Like why can't we just have calm days and enjoy people living their lives and watch them go through real shit? And I think that's what you guys want because that's how I've always been. So I'm gonna do what I feel is right. Please tell me if audio is okay by the way because I have no idea yet. We'll see in the video. And it's also so hard to believe the fact that this was 39K last week. And it's not me trying to brag. I am genuinely surprised by it and never expected this to happen to me. And I mean, obviously you can tell I'm trying to make the most of it because I feel like this is my second chance that life is giving me and I don't wanna lose that anymore. So I'm gonna be committed to it. Because I remember for the new year, I was still in like an awkward place in life and I didn't know what I was doing. Didn't know what I wanted to do. And I said, you know what, Frederick? Like why not just say, reach for 100K by the end of this year? At the time, I had 10,000 and last year my goal was that. So I reached it. I just thought 100,000 is so out of the ordinary. It would never happen in real life. You probably can't take me serious when I look like Squidward. So I tried not my best but I did what I wanted to at the time which was like occasionally be consistent and sometimes I just hang out with friends and don't prioritize you guys. I didn't prioritize my mental health and like I'll be in all of that conversation. We've been through it. But when I took that break, I remember realized that I was just not confident that this could work out and sad to say that getting a viral video makes you more confident. I mean, it does. I'm not gonna lie about it. It made me more confident. It made my parents more confident that I could, you know, pay for college and have a side job that isn't like a bad job. But at the end of the day, even though I have college applications, homework for AP classes to go around, respond to you guys daily, making new friendships, hang out with my friends, taking care of myself, doing photography, making videos, vlogging, all this stuff I'm so happy to do because if my job in life is to just have fun, record it, edit it, what is there to complain about is my motto. So I'm really happy that I can do this and I really thank you guys for it. And like I said, at 100K, I promise you guys a gaming channel. I promised you I would make merch. I just got it on my finger and now it's in my hair, but I wanna stick to those promises and I'm gonna get this shit done. Unless I'm really boring at vlogs, then I'll stop. We'll just do other stuff. Oh, my mom's home. Let's go visit her. Ah. In there. It came in with a new camera. Oh, it's good? Mm-hmm. Okay. You happy? Yeah. The fact that they support me with this and my relationship with them is better than ever. Like, it runs a lot. Life's going good. And I got this little cat with me. Yeah, I would kiss you right now, but I have chapstick on and a face mask. You understand? No, you don't. All right, but this mask is starting to make me unable to speak, so I'm gonna wash that off. Diesel. Diesel. Okay, your food. It's really, really, really old right now. I think it's about 30 something. And this is the extent of what I'm wearing. It's a stage room, by the way. I have a field trip today, so I have to pack for food. Abbey, say hi. Look at the rainbows. Oh, Abbey. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. I know, right? We're currently at Newark, New Jersey for the Dodge Poetry Festival. It's like the biggest poetry festival in the northern hemisphere or something. And it's about to start. And there's a rainbow on my face. What you're gonna see today have dedicated their lives to an art form. Thank you all for being here. I'm gonna have to thank the organizers. There's just a lot more to put this together. Okay. Hello. When you were talking about writing as a whole, and we would all marvel as the sun and moon started looping the sky like a jit, it's pronounced jit, as the car is going to pop, and then as our fan. Okay, I'm home now. Oh my God. Poetry Festival. That's a whole lot of me, because that was like three hours worth of driving on a bus and sleeping, my eyes are so bloodshot from it. By the way, I never talked about the glasses I wasn't wearing, but these are from Fermu. They may be fake, but it's really good quality, and they're nice enough to give me this code. Not sponsored by the way. It's your choice to use the code. You don't have to or anything, but just know that if you want clear glasses like me, this is a good company. And I'm just very comfortable in this outfit right now. It's three layers. Diesel's being bad, it's okay. But later today, I have to go shopping with them friends, because we have spear week next week, and you're gonna be seeing all my outfits because we are going all the way. Oh my little diesel. Hi, hi, look at you. Oh, oh my God. But I don't feel like changing that much, so I think I'm just gonna rest for a little bit and like sleep a little more before I have to go again. Late in bed all day. Ah, I legit just took a nap. Okay, so we have to go to play this closet. We have to go to play this closet, we just sit there. Ah, nothing is going right for me. Shut up. Hello? No. Anyways, we have to go to play this closet, we just left our store, and then we have to go to like the dollar store, and then we have to go to somewhere else. What's that fun? All right, so we're in the same outfit because I'm way too lazy to change. I also have to get this put into my car. It's like something you put for cameras, so I can vlog while I'm in the car. And I'm prepared to struggle because there is two steps for this. Today is a pretty cloudy day, but I'm actually found that because I find clouds pretty, like it makes me happier than the bright sunny day when my eyes are blinded. All right, let's see how they do this. First step is to install this, but I'm gonna take off the adhesive thing, I'm gonna get my alcohol pad. Oh, God, I can taste it. Stick it on there, click in. Ooh, that seems pretty solid actually. Upside down like this. How do you expect me to turn my camera like this? Why does this work so good? I'm so impressed. I am gonna wait for my friends to come and then we're gonna go head out to, who knows where. I have biggest numbers on all of them. No, not on that one. Yeah, they're fine. She's fine there. Hey, everyone. You look like a pack of shit. Look at the camera. Is it recorded? Yeah, it's recorded. Can I call them? No. It's time to get some of that spear wing stuff. And get. Ah, hug me again. No. What a bitch, what a one. Okay, wait, America first. America first, find America. This is it. I can't wear a skirt. Actually, I could wear a skirt. Did they wear afros in the 80s? Yes. I'm already doing an afro with my hair. I have my own hair. I know, world's biggest afro wig. It's like a challenge, a YouTube challenge. Should I just buy this? Put it on my head. Honestly? Yes. I'm doing America Monday, guys. Got all their stuff. This is all we need for spirit week. I, Frederick, don't put this in the video. Oh my God, I'm turning it off. All right, so we're gonna, cherry. No. Morrish town. M-O-O. We wanna give out our location. You know what? Geographically on the map, it's about 131.7 feet. We're going to the thrift store. Ladies closet, the best thrift store here and the only thrift store here. All right, let's see what we can get. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. These men's, all they are. I will definitely not fit in them though. All right. And there's a drive-in movie going on right over there. Right all the way down there. Now, we're just getting food at Chipotle, because we're fat. At my Chipotle. Woo! What the fuck? What's going on? They're playing, they're playing Justin Bieber. All right, so what do we do today, Abby? We went to Play-Dohs and now we're going to the Target. Can I buy something for $4? Sure, did. And what do I need from here? Makeup brushes. And why do I need makeup brushes? Are you going to draw on your eyebrows? Yeah, what am I drawing on my eyebrows today? Next week I'm going to be. Red, white, and blue? Yes. Oh, I have to lock it. Please, yeah. Abby, you know, I actually went here one time and like every person started staring at me, because I was wearing the yellow raincoat and everything and my yellow condors and they were like, what's this extra gay boy doing in the Target? He's being held up. I had the big camera too, it was even worse. It was like holding the big camera like this. I'm so white that I'm... I'm blind. Wait, Abby, can you please pose like them? Please, please. Abby, do you like pumpkin spice? Shut up, I'm gonna kill you. No, do you like pumpkin spice or not? Do you like it or not? No. Where did this come from? Here you go, man. They call me white and white. Which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, yes. These are cheap, they're a dollar. Is there like a set? I'm looking for like a... A dollar. A dollar, friend, do you know what I'm saying? Is the small angled brush the good brush? That's three dollars. You know what? A dollar. But that was not good for eyebrows. This is your friend. Oh, I forgot, we're having a sleepover tonight at my house, so I'm sorry if this video goes up You literally have to introduce who Maya and me are first. Okay, well, did she... Wait, no, I don't want to... No! We know Ethan! I want you to put that. And then slash Ethan all over it. No, I'm not kidding. It's gonna be so funny. Okay, okay, okay. What you have to do is make sure I'm in the frame. Wait, here you go. All of you heard of the song, right? Bitch, I'm a cat. I'm a cat. Bitch, I'm a cat. Bitch, I'm a cat. I'll go moo. Bro, I'm gonna kill you. Why? All these balls and you suck it. Happy birthday. It's a ten dollar birthday. It's a ten dollar birthday. Go like... Shock! Chocolate! Wait. Wait, what's this for? That's so stupid. What? Shut up. You're such a party pooper, you know? I think I just want to look back at this when I'm like 30. Oh! No, look here. Don't look there. I look like I'm just a neck. Here, you always have been. You're the neck. But I think I just like this so when I'm like old, I'll look back at myself and be like... What a dumbass. I'm sure Jake Paul will do the same thing. Oh wait. Who? I didn't seek. I didn't seek. I didn't seek! Okay, I get the Eek, but what's Hyde being? Oh, I just... I just realized it. Oh, we're coming back for this one. Okay, I'm gonna... I'll see you at my house. Oh, it looks right on the camera. It looks what? Right on the camera. This is actually orange. I got it for $4, but... It does look red. Yeah. I wish it was red now. But it's too early to get my hair done. Give me a minute. Come back to look at it like 50 years from now and never talk to each other anymore because I hate you. Because you probably... I bet that. Sure. No. No. Ah, ruin my hair. I'd rather be woman because I thought something was good. Okay. Maya, be happy. Do you want me to highlight it so you can still see like strips of the dark? Or do you just want your roots dark and basically the whole tip? Um, the first one. Because you still want some light dark going through it. See in the back when we got the dryers. Did you turn it on? Oh, my God. Bravo, noodle boy. Look here. Not here. Look where? There. Hi. She's doing her hair red. Like Ariana Grande. And he's dyeing his hair purple. Purple. Thank you, Addy. I'm hanging it on you. And I'm back in the chamber. I think I'm done incubating for now. Actually, it's not. That's a change. We're going to have a great day at work. I feel like the majority of this vlog has been us just going to places to eat. Right? Right? I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm God. Thank you, sir. Oh, God. All right. I'm going to do this. Yeah, I'm fat. I get it. I'm so full. I am so full. So much to eat. All just because I... I got to go to work. I'm going to go to work with new hair and a freaking woman's shirt probably. And glasses from that same company, by the way. Let me dye. Honestly, it's a woman's jacket probably because the buttons aren't... Can someone please tell me? Just confirm. Yeah, I have so much homework to do and I really think that it's better for me to just end the vlog this week because it's a lot of stuff. Trust me, I don't hang out with my friends every single day like this. It's mainly just work, sleep, work, sleep. But to everyone who's still watching, thank you. Let me know your honest opinion about my vlogs. What do you want me to change about it? What do you want to see? What do you like about them? Any feedback is helpful. And I'll see you guys next week, I guess, on a new vlog. And I love you guys, by the way. And everything is less than three. I can't really do the sign right now because I'm holding you. Yeah, wish me luck on homework. I'm busy editing, Jesus. Thank you.