 We had a little bit of action this morning in the Chinese professional baseball league starts off with the male cheerleader cheering in an airplane Of course it does but top of the fourth inning double play ball This guy's trying to impress the new national audience He botches it guy gets on base and that's kind of big Maybe he botched it on purpose because he knew his team was gonna protest that hitters bat. Yes that bat Illegal why I don't know. Oh Radio's in hey, I got a bat here. It's got a human head on some sort of animal body. Is this legal? Yes, that's legal Okay, cool legal no problem then Apparently the other team the guardians take offense to this but first a nice play by the third baseman Just a nice play base is loaded one out guns down the runner at home takes the angle gets the hop catcher Secures the bag. Okay. Some monkeys jacking off another monkey's tail and back to the baseball action We go because now pitcher Henry Sosa goes inside More inside and the third pitch even more inside apparently they think this batter is the one that said they were cheating So if you're keeping track at home first pitch inside second pitch inside third pitch more inside Something is afoot and he's looking around like why haven't I hit him yet? I was supposed to hit him now the dugout dugout start barking and the catchers like what? Why are you mad at me and the hitter points at the catcher and the catcher says don't point at me. It's not me I got nothing to do with this. I don't want to hit you We don't do that in the CP BL here. You know that it's fucking him So now the catcher is gonna turn to the dugout and yes, he's him It's not me and he's gonna squat down. He's gonna tell the dugout I'm not trying to hit him this fucker out there on the mound is so in the fourth pitch Of course just drilled some right in the butt actually hit him in the pocket where this dude has it looks like More batting gloves even though he's a wearing to already so maybe it didn't even hurt It kind of made like a plasticky sound, but the bench is clear because we've got a big Oh, what the hell and what party going on just a what what what the fuck what? Going on and then huge aggressive push. You see that. I mean, oh my god Just a huge push right out the gates. Look at this. Oh shit. I mean, oh my god Okay, and that was it batter doesn't care at all and the catcher. He surely doesn't care looking at me He's like god damn it. I didn't want to hit him and Then they separate and they go on their way and so says I stuck up for my teammates And then he tries to hawk a big loogie, but the results are kind of pathetic And he's gonna look around and be like oh shit I hope no one saw how pathetic the end result of that loogie was yeah Yeah, I see that and they didn't and the umpires get together and they say what should we do and then they say Let's just eject no one and keep playing. That's what they did