 okay there we are once again the famous Bendix diner as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld show comedians in cars getting coffee. Hasbro-Keyston, Jersey, Route 17 South. I'm headed to meet with William H. Morrill III commercial voiceover specialists and former NFL football quarterback for more wackiness or God knows what we're gonna talk about maybe more madness who the hell knows who the hell knows surely it's all right let me um is there something very suspicious with this court case of William Morrill being evicted I'm sorry okay is there something very suspicious about William Morrill's current eviction okay saying yes all right does it have something to do with the building manager the apartment building manager that son of a bitch we should this fuck them up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh the realtor that owns the complex is he trying to discriminate against those that are subsidized son of a bitch well that's good the important things is really getting his place back no I like I like to see justice served but it's been paid for oh oh is it is is William Morrill getting his apartment back soon okay okay that's good to hear went from a complete stop to a to a decent yes turn oh my god it's so fresh they say that every dog has a day will I be barking real loud soon look at that no hesitation look at that man but you know no one's above the law and that includes the realtor it's the second time of all of the goddamn bullshit am I wrong mysticism oh he's finished oh this is my friend Jimmy this is who is that Linda she's the manager of the 7-eleven here at the Exxon station she doesn't look indian she doesn't look indian she is oh you're in there yeah I love myself this chases the evil eye what you know what you know where I get these doing here I thought you you know where I get these the dollar zone in Satterbrook they got the Indian owners getting all kinds of amulets and I got the hand in my car you know the hand no no I'm talking about my ancient history is in my apartment conflict this is this is historic I thought you'd be gone I love Turkish food and I meant more people going back I got the prettiest belly dances I've met more people going back to the Netherlands today and other places too when you leave oh Judy thank you yeah six 15 years what time's it play where you got what you're gonna see your family Istanbul what time yeah tonight yeah I love the food I love their food you'll be able to have sex on the jet you're gonna be so tired in the jet what are you gonna do in that little bathroom well if there's a will there's a way you don't drink you know what they did to you when you told me you don't drink you don't know what you're missing a little one you know what they did to me on United Airlines and if you said when you see Judy when you give her message for me they give you nothing in the air life give her a follow-up by Billy they even charge you over 25 pounds of luggage I think they charge you extra still don't stay see twice well at least they can do that's a long flight I am too you're afraid of her but you pick up right and you hate and you hate oh we go out are we have more fun don't we oh hold on let me ask it tell me what that's mean on the airline are they gonna charge which your first name are they gonna charge Linda now Billy's friend Linda from 711 Billy's friend Linda from 711 that as the air is the airline going to charge her extra for her luggage no no it's going counterclockwise I'm not moving this you know is it Linda is Billy friend Linda going to miss him when she's over there in Turkey is Billy's friend Linda going to miss him when she's over in Turkey yes oh my god you kidding me and is Turkey have the prettiest belly dancers well I think YouTube I watched them they are the prettiest Egyptian no no no Turkey's got the best knowledge I think it's South Jersey South Jersey has the best now Kibbe is Lebanese right Kibbe that's Lebanese food I think they call it Kibbe I take half-hour showers I know I'm very meticulous I remember the complaints about you you mean by the cheap bastard that pays the water to you half-hour shower no I'm very meticulous no you overkill well I use cyroflex high-powered shower in the middle it's like like a waterfall he knows faster than well I always think I'm not rinsed yeah no he's got a little whacked out on the cleaning crap clean is nice but over overkill which one I feel many well she was here yesterday oh no oh I missed that I missed it well that's you know you could have been here oh my god I have plans my school what's that woman is that is crazy man that I lean that's okay I have much better taste no he doesn't like I have much better taste watch she got yellow teeth she's not a truck she's not pretty quiet does I lean love my friend Jimmy she could love me all she wants she doesn't stand a chance I'd rather have doesn't I mean love me I'd rather have a blow-up dog no I'd rather have a sex toy than her I don't think so yeah right that's a nightmare that you'll never wake up for me I can't stop people from having their thoughts just shows me crazy doesn't it oh boy he's gonna drink that's the night and she goes every everything she tells him is Billy Bob Bob Bob Billy you know Billy it's everybody she always says everybody's name at the end of every sentence right Linda you know what I mean Jimmy well Billy what do you think Bill what do you think will you stop she curse this out she cursed this up because it said things she don't want to hear she has this fiance from for eight years that never married she calls him my my guy he's lived down there six seven or eight years she's never been down there never been to his house she's claimed her brother her brother all she had dinner with a brother the other night she claimed your brother was doing money for more apartment we have see Emily is Eileen's brother stealing money her money I bet the boyfriend has a wife no idea right she's got right on eight years and never been to his house he must have a girlfriend or wife in that house what else what are the explanation can they be we've asked them we've said those Eileen's guy down there she's uh what's the word delusional what she imagines we asked that I asked does she have a wild imagination and make up stuff I seen the Turkish food on the travel channel when they traveled to Istanbul it's like all this wonderful because it's good food we know that but why because it's more exciting than Eileen I mean real I don't know how you want why you that's why I try to keep you on board and say why did you do that keep keeping me on board means he dominates the he dominates the conversation no he dominates yeah dominates how I feel she knows he's a male dominatrix she knows how I feel right about make your point get out look at look at look at look at Donald Trump you know despite his people just go his followers believe every word he was proven to lie 6.5 times per day Donald Trump oh yeah no I agree there's Donald Trump lie a lot more than six point five times eight days and his Twitter quiet there you go more than six point five times does he lie more than 20 times a day yes is his followers brain cell deficient is supported that's a funny question sure be funny no no no some people really have the odds are stupid fucks other baits behind I do Palavani you know the Persian clubs the swinging the clubs it's a sport ancient Persian sport and everybody does it because zircony the gymnasium it's so what are we getting home night plus seven hours and you're going to have to meet a guy with Jeff go to the bathroom that's a big time is seven hours ahead of us it's simple not anymore no they changed it well now you're behind us they moved to your son and me you're gonna have jet lag you're gonna be gonna land at night unfortunately at least the sex will be good listen I don't like I don't like flying over the ocean at night flying over the ocean at night is intimidating you know it's like when I go to the sun no people say you're gonna get burned I said traveling to the sun so this does this mean that my eyeballs are good luck because it matches the or his even his eyeballs the evil eye see she recognizes now you what what time do they want you to be at the airport yesterday JFK God then you could they got up the drivers gotta pay the GW bridge here we go it's my friend Linda even 11 going home to India she's going to have a nice India nice happy India to Turkey is she going to have a nice fun flight all the way over I use a driver from Satterbrook he only charges me 45,000 Newark Airport the guy in Satterbrook he's Turkish the drive the guy that owns the limo company in Pelley Avenue he's Turkish Pelley Avenue in Satterbrook 45 dollars at least we got oh I get back in my place whenever that will be for John I'm gonna go ahead go by you see the blimp from England that the baby Trump blimp they're gonna send it over to the United States it's a it's a blimp of Donald Trump in a diaper and he's got his fat and he's got the stupid hair I hope they ain't old-fashioned diapers you imagine women doing it I don't know I cannot imagine women doing that but they did it and a safe trip she doesn't know yet to sound she doesn't want to go out there if you're questioning it then you don't want to go yeah and your daughter's an asshole you're not going to see her her daughter's into herself and she thought what to spend time with her he's under jerk off so why bother stay here Arizona's a nice dry heat yeah I know Jersey is very negative overall corruption you name it it's just does true love I'm sorry does true love ever die when it's the real thing that's right well maybe it dies when people die love is forever isn't it should be unconditional That's true love, that's why I said true love. See, there you go. Something's wrong when you do it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, if it never dies, that means unconditional. Love is forever, isn't it? Love is forever. And a many splendor thing like that. I think it was a stupid move. What are you going to do? I don't want to help. You do, you're dissecting everything. No, I just thought it was funny, I love it. No, it's not. It's kind of corny, but anyway. Yeah, what do you want to know? Oh, God. I guess I'm coming up blank. I'm coming up blank right now. Oh, here we go. Just like all the crazy Trump supporters, is a person's perception meaningless unless they have a quote? That's a very big question, that's enough. I didn't even understand that. In other words, Trump is a lunatic, his supporters are lunatics, right? Yeah. But they keep believing what he says, like a friend of mine that I've known for long years. We've said, what does it take for you to turn away? Okay, more direct question would be, is a person's perception meaningless unless it's proved? That doesn't make sense. Well, perceived meaning what person thinks, like when Eileen tells you what she thinks. Well, that's like I say, when you all have a selective vote, you say perception, that's a very vaguer. Okay, so you got to give me a better question. Yeah, a person that argues based on selective beliefs without evidence. A selective belief system has a severe problem. Do people with a selective belief system have a severe problem? They only believe what they want to believe, don't they? Yeah, they'll be best classified as ignorant and stupidity. Yeah, yeah. Wow, yeah. Look who's coming in. True. No, nobody we know, but nobody we know, but it's like, it's like people, it's like, it's like people that watch Ancient Aliens and just dismiss the whole show. No, I have not heard people able to dismiss, because it sure was proof. They don't like it because it scares them. Yeah, well, if it wasn't a hot show, they wouldn't... They have conventions now, you know. Are any of the world's religions correct or right? Is religion a total load of bullshit? Yeah. Probably a controlled population. Yeah, because the crap just doesn't end. No, but sing-swearing is not wrong, it's the point. It just doesn't stop, you know. You get one thing taken away, then you get it back. And your cable, remember when your cable went out? You get me alone, right? You all get off my fucking back. How much more do you think I can take? I'm worn out. Meanwhile, people with young children get all kinds of... They get all kinds of benefits. They're electricity's paid for, they're rent, they're this, they're that, but... I'm so tired of this. But you've got a lot of questions you can answer. Religion? Yeah. Are any of the world's religions correct or right? Is religion a total load of bullshit? Yeah, because if you add too much and you embellish too much... Are you just wasting time? Well, it probably confuses it. Well, no, but it's just a waste of time. I mean, just get to the point. Like I said, be quiet. What's the world worth to the point? It's just a thing. That's why it's good to think hard about the question before you ask it. What's the pain? Is love forever? True love never dies, does it? Love is forever, isn't it? Bam, bam. That means that's the same as saying... You get right to it. Yeah. You get right to it. That's the same as saying unconditional love. Yeah. Well, I understand that. Well, you just said, yeah. It's true love forever. Well, evidently, there are couples that have been married for 50 years and longer. You know, and... Is there such a thing as death or dying? Life goes on. It continues, doesn't it? Not what I just did, not done before. It verifies the people I met that were killed and brought back. And the documentaries I've seen. There you go. I had this guy that... Well, he must have... He probably has psychological issues because he was insisting to me that when you die, you just... The worms get you, the worms crawl in, the worms cry, you turn to dust and that's it. He says it's the end. There's no soul, there's no nothing. Well, you've heard one guy. That's pretty depressing. I told him that. That's pretty depressing. I hope that you just hear what my friend Jimmy said about some guy he knows. He said there's no such thing as death or dying. So this guy, Jimmy knows, is that really cool? Bullshit, isn't he? Yeah, a guy from San Francisco. It doesn't matter where he is. He's bullshit. He's a homeopathic practitioner. And a musician, yeah. There's a lot of jobs, so there you go. You see how you get things going? Bam, bam, get to it. Is this guy that? Is this guy that? Did she say this? Did she do that? Is Eileen's brother stealing her money? Oh, is he breaking it? No. You know, she can't argue when she just goes on the way, and you ask a thing and it goes back and gives a yes, and bam. Well, as far as relationships go with the Eileen situation, it's a no-brainer because if you know somebody for eight years and you haven't been to his house. It doesn't matter. You can't get through it. You can't get through it. She will not listen. She will not listen. Look, guaranteed, the weeks will go by and she will not go to Roche Park. And she has a car. I'm surprised she even drives. I'm surprised. Oh, oh, I'd be a nervous wreck at any time. Now, what she did when she got into the accident, she could have very easily hit somebody. What would she do? Yeah. She would have been in deep duty. You know, but I don't know. I don't know. It's nothing worse than you try to help them and they yes you to death and they don't do nothing about it. There's all the appointments down here at McDonald's. I think they have an incredible, they just make up an awful lot of stories and lies. Oh, here we go. Maybe it's important. Yeah. Considering my apartment and everything, I am so sick and tired and fed up with all of the bullshit. Am I wrong? There you go, Jimmy. Because the system keeps screwing you over. Do I ever be right to be pissed off and angry and just plain stressed out and worn out? There you go, Jimmy. There you go. Because it never ends. Every day. Who wants to hit me over the head now, Jimmy? Who wants to pound me today? Who wants about a pound of my fucking flesh, Jimmy? I'm a little tired. How much more can you endure? What do you think I feel like? What do you think I feel? You get bound up because you get nervous. Yeah, but you're dealing with a health issue, too. Yeah, but I'm not talking about the drugs. I'm dealing with cancer to the top of it. Right. I think how hard this little addiction would be alone for anybody that's otherwise healthy. You're right. With the health issue at the top of it. I'm tired. A lesser person would be in probably bargain region. I'm tired. You're not going to get me, but I'm tired. They shut off your cable. They shut off your electricity. They do this. They evict you. The system keeps fucking you over. I know. And fate, because of the bladder. Does my friend really deserve all this shit he's going through? Hell no. Does my friend William Morrill deserve all this shit that he's been going through? I think your problem is you're not bracing your elbow. Ask it again. Does my friend William deserve all this shit that he's been going through? See how it works now? Yeah, and I think holding it vertically like this is also... Don't wrap it around your finger. No, but squeeze it tight when you're holding it. Keep the energy level. Don't wrap it. Don't make it weird. Don't influence it in any way. Let it answer. Let it work for you. There's no telling when Eileen shows up. Oh, boy. No, but she's... I like when she gets pissed at this. Remember when she was going by Billy Billy? Now, if her brother was that bad, would she go off and have lunch and dinner with him? If he was really that bad... You went out with your brother? So what's going on? My brother is against me. My brother is against me. Well, we quarter in a lot of... She changes stories all the time. I said, you sat right here as if you met him here. You know what? Come on. This has been Omega Lab 21 production.