 What is Hattin' in Magnet Sights? So the Black Vagging is back, I'm ready to react. And I love Alan's trailers and I've been watching them for a while, but some reason I missed the last two. So I'm going to be doing Guardians of the Galaxy and I'll be doing Planet of the Apes. So, let's get this in and do this. Sa! Lawson. Keep your star pads on. It's to some of its most popular titles and its biggest stars, contracts about to expire. Watch Marvel Studios scrape the bottom of the barrel for their obscure 70s comic book that barely anyone read. Proving ones and for all, we'll see anything if you slap Marvel's name in front of it. Guardians of the Galaxy. Suga for Marvel's attempted Star Wars and a science fantasy adventure about heroes you've never heard of. Starling. Who? Protecting a planet none of them live on. From an underdeveloped alien villain whose problems you couldn't care less about. We're really reaching there. This was a fun movie. Journey across the galaxy to meet this gang of lovable misfits. There's Captain Starboard from America. The human leader from a different time and place. Like Captain America. Gamora. The black widowish leather-clad female assassin. Like Black Widow. Drax. The guy with the killer abs. Who doesn't understand our customs in a Thor kind of way. Groot. A big hulking tree. Get it. And Rocket. The wisecracking tech genius with a drinking problem. Like Tony Stark. What I'm trying to say is they're the space Avengers. But I guess it's technically not stealing if they're ripping off themselves. Watch the Guardians race to find an excuse for more Avengers sequels by chasing after the Infinity Stone. An orb of womb-conquering power that no one bothers to guard. And a gem so powerful it can kill you just by touching it. Unless you're this guy. Or you can join hands to disperse its power. Unless you're these guys. Or you can just jam it into a hammer and use it safely from there. It's best not to think bad too hard. The Avengers was nerdy. You ain't seen nothing yet. Between all the action and comedy. Get ready for a whole lot of space mumbo jumbo. I will enthrall 1,000 years of free justice on Zandark. What's important now is we get the Ravager's army to help us save Zandark. So we can get the stone together. And the remnants of the system were forged into concentrated inks. Then if you can figure any of that out. Try to figure out why this Blue Alien isn't working with this Blue Alien. Who's working for this Blue Alien. To kill this Green Alien. Who both want to kill this Purple Alien. As does this Christmas colored alien. But if you get confused. The hero is still the long guy. So experience the swagger of a movie studio truck on its own power. As Marvel trolls the wool. It falls out middle fingers to the audience they know they have in the palm of their hands. Oh you like superheroes? Well how about a movie that stars a f***ing raccoon and a f***ing tree? You like Vin Diesel? Yeah well we cast it and he only says f***ing live. Oh yeah! Who got in there? We'll put him in stupid outfits and make him say spaceball s***. You gotta do that when your voice acting. You gotta get in your s***. Because who doesn't want to be in a f***ing Marvel movie? Hey recognize that chubby idiot from Parks and Rec. We're gonna turn him into a sex symbol. That would be hilarious. Remember the worst movie we ever made Howard the Duck? Stick that after the credits when everyone's expecting Avengers 2. It'll totally f*** with our fans and they'll love it anyways. Speaking of which remember Thanos from that one scene at the end of the Avengers a few years ago? Well we're bringing him back and he's still not doing s***. Why? Because f*** you. We're Marvel that's why. What are you gonna do? Watch DC. Marvel Chris number three. I mean the Terry. Drax on Drax off Chewbacca. The King. Dr. Steve Rool. And Darkseid. The Spaceship Features. I get where Star Lord's Walkman came from but where do you get a tape deck for a spaceship? I have no idea. Galaxy Shack? No. Be sure to subscribe for more honest trailers. Hey screen junkies want to see the coolest swing set ever built? Vendil got into that s***. That's how you gotta do it. You gotta throw your whole body into voice acting when you're doing that s***. You can't be afraid to act like a crazy summa bitch when you're doing it. That's exactly how it works. Just so you know. Coming from a voice actor who wants to get more voice acting parts. I think I'd be good at it. Any movie directors watching telling you. I could be almost anything you want me to be. Telling you. Except for certain women. I can only do a certain pitch of female voice. But whatever you need. From females to children. To dark. Sidious. Characters. Everything you need I got for ya. Anyway Magsights. Post your comments below. Let me know if you thought about this honest trailer. It was good to me. As usual honest trailer. I don't think I ever don't laugh during an honest trailer review. So. Post your comments below and I will see you in the next video. Foe. Playing out of the eights. One million subscribers. Woo!