 SNES drunk Welcome back to boss time on level two here for XLA But before we do that we need to get underneath these giant trash compactor things that want to crush us We're also not with our best weapon That was close there at least not my preferred weapon This weapons, okay. The other one is Yeah, it's all right, I guess it looks a lot stronger than it really is Maybe that's just me and here we've got This scary ass looking thing Goddamn It's moon not quite moonwalking, but it's backpedaling presumably because we're firing at it, but we could stop firing and it would still go backwards for some reason and Till it stops Yeah, it's the hitbox on this thing is really tricky like I'm not sure you're supposed to hit it like from the front somehow Like right there you see how it like makes that sound and I'm really not sure like right there, but it's it's constantly moving around and it's really jittery Really the biggest threat of death against this guy is accidentally hitting the ceiling But he's got a very predictable attack pattern I don't know if his stuff changes on different difficulty levels if he throws more projectiles or what But come on get back here. What are you doing? Yeah, if he throws more of those like slow motion Sunset rider style bullets there or what? Or if his hitbox is even smaller see this is his main attack here. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit Oh shit That was close that was too close And of course you can take out his front gun there if you want. It doesn't really matter I don't think I don't think that's you know, I don't think you have to take that out in order to Beat this guy, but yeah, let's take it out anyway Why is it that whenever they For whatever reason video game developers have managed to absolutely nail that sound When you right there when you manage to get Damage on an enemy right there and it makes that like almost like buzzing sound like that is so satisfying That right there like I just love that sound. Whoa, that was close Damn Like how did they know that that sound would be the right sound for that particular instance? But it just whatever it is it just works Sound design and music are things I've always been interested in with from video games ever since I was a kid Am I ever gonna play that's the thing about this boss is that it takes a long fucking time to beat him My my last guy here for this continues. So I better fucking This battle is very long you got to take your pick your spots because It's not like you can get ahead of the guy and fire on the guy when oh shit. Oh shit When he moves all the way to the front of the Viewing area there When I played this and my girlfriend was watching she said this boss music sounded like to petch mode on crack We're big to petch mode fans Come on already That was too close Suppose it doesn't matter with the projectiles because I've got two weapons I can take three more hits from those before I die but collision with the ceiling or with the boss No good Or with that Laser right there. That's not good to Come on already. There we go. Thank you for dying really appreciate it Thank you for taking the time out of your day to crumple into a smoldering mass of iron and metal and Steel and whatever else So onward ho Do we get another weapon for this one? I believe we do yes, we do So we get this. It's called a needle cracker I never I never really looked at the weapon names up there before until now interesting This this is a homing gun of sorts, but it's a lot more powerful than the other weapon in its place And this music is kind of goofy. It's like I don't know It's just it's not like the rest of the music in this game This music kind of like swing your partner around around it. It's got like a frickin Swing vibe to it almost It's got the Burundi drums like how Adam Ants never mind never I'm just rambling. I Hate this oh Come on Careful you have to really kind of oh, that's bullshit All right. Well, we're gonna use our first continue Get through this god forsaken level This is probably my least favorite level in the game because it's the least interesting It's really not a lot going on here. I mean, I guess the aspect of Blasting your way through this PVC pipe maze whatever it's supposed to be it's kind of neat But the boss is kind of blah The terrain is kind of blah the music is kind of goofy. I Like the other levels a lot more It's pretty hard though. I'll say that much shit. I should have switched guns before that part It's another aspect of strategy in this game is that if you come across a part like that that you know You'll have trouble with and you'll you're gonna get take a hit switch guns to a gun that you don't ever use For a much less powerful gun and absorb the hit with that gun so you lose that weapon It won't be a big deal Where am I going? Okay? There we go Come on really. Oh just barely made that What's coming up here? I honestly don't remember is it the octopus things? Yeah You got these goofy ass guys that just pop up out of nowhere. Yeah, as you can see kind of a boring Not much to say When I see the Mars landscape like this, I can't help but think of the movie total recall Just watch that on Netflix the other day for about the 300th time Get your ass to Mars The the main villain in that movie always cracks me up at the very is monologue at the very end He talks about blah blah blah blah and I'll be home in time for cornflakes Took a bad hit there This guy's not that hard, but oh, yeah, all my fucking weapons are gone. This is bad Circle around. Yeah, see you can take three hits from projectiles and you can still fire. You just won't have a Special weapon you get this weak little pea shooter here So this will probably take a while a lot longer than normally does Kill this guy However, if you if all three weapons are damaged and you take another hit from a projectile just like that you get You're done son See if this guy won't last nearly as long now though that I've got. Oh free guy cool There we go. So slow moving level to I Guess it's on par with the pace of the other level But I think side-scrollers side-scrolling levels are more pleasant when they When they're a little slower paced, I don't know why that is whoa shit. That was really close That was also very close. I should be a little more careful Think we got another maze we got a blast our way through here and then it's the boss if I remember correctly Excuse me more of these things I guess There's nothing more frustrating than a shoot-em-up. That's really Slow-paced like this is slow paced for this game At least in my opinion it is but there is games like blaze on Holy shit that game is the slowest piece of shit ever do not ever play that Oh, I'm invincible I might as well. Oh All right boss time and I got all three weapons and two guys, so yeah the game blaze on is slower than shit It is it's an awful game Crawls along at a snail's pace hardly any enemies. It's bad Okay Is this the witch hat boss? I think it is looks like a the spaceship looks like a witch's hat at first And then it morphs into something else. Yep Okay Damn it number two not good. You have to kind of go the opposite Headed there we go. Now. I'm in a good rhythm here There we go Look out one one weepin Now he goes into his second form. I blast his ass open and he this thing materializes and now it's just Dodge the two lasers. Ah, son of a bitch Come on once again. I have to do this with one fucking guy. I Don't want to do this whole level again Yes Excellent. There we go. All right. We're gonna call this an episode. Thanks for watching and have a great rest of your day