 You get Amazon emails that say, we think you might like. No, I've unsubscribed from all those. But you know what I refer to. Yeah. Yeah. So I got an email from Amazon that said, hello, Rick, we found something that we think you might like. And they're recommending the last married couple in America with George Siegel and Natalie Wood. What's funny about that is I'm in it. Really? Yeah, I play their kid. Natalie Wood's last film, she was a very sweet lady, filmed it on the universal back lot. That's pretty funny. I didn't laugh once. Hey, welcome back to our stupid reaction to Corbin. I'm Rick. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. Thank you to everybody who supports our Patreon. Follow us through the content, subscribe, like button. Today, what are we doing? You know Natalie Wood. If you think you don't, West Side Story. She's the original Maria on that film. Maria. So Maria's my mama. I just met a girl named. It's actually not a bad audition song. I need a new audition song for musical theater, but I just, I want to do something from a new play. Newed play. Very, very new show. Today we have something from, it's a podcast segment, is why Indian weddings are the best. Are you familiar with this comedian at all? Andrew Shultz. Dice Clay? Yes, Andrew Dice Clay I'm very familiar with. No, Andrew Shultz, no. He's been really big on TikTok lately. I'm not on TikTok anymore. He puts his segments, got his shows on TikTok. And so I guess in this segment, he's talking to this gentleman. God, so this is his show and he has a guest. I don't know why he's dressed in that kind of garb. Maybe there's an Indian wedding. I have no idea. It's not cultural appropriation, right? Indians always tell us that's not a thing for Indians. That's what I'm told. Here we go. I had an absolutely fucking amazing time in this wedding. I do think that Indian weddings are the best weddings. I've been thinking about this a lot. I have been too. And I'm not saying this for a pandering reason. I think they are the best wedding. Oh, I recognize him. Yeah, I've seen him. He's very popular. Okay, expectation, as long as your reality exceeds the expectation, you think it's an amazing time, right? The cool thing about Indian wedding, especially as like a white person or non-Indian that's going into it, right, is outside of my interactions with you. Wow, hilarious. Interactions with you. My only interactions with Indians are in like the highest levels of professionalism, right? A doctor, don't be joking around with me that much if you're a doctor, a dentist, don't be kidding around, don't show too much personality. Fix me, bro. So you see like this muted version of Indians, right? If always in some sort of professional setting, they're not being that silly, because oftentimes the jobs they choose are very high stakes. You're the CEO of a company, they'll be kidding around, guy who runs Google, make sure to Google, Google. I don't have time. And then outside of that, it's a very tightly knit community. So there's not that many people from the outside that are gonna get access to it. So the first time a lot of non-Indians see Indians actually be Indians. That's true, is that a wedding, yeah. We assimilate everywhere else. Everywhere else, hey, what do you do? We'll figure it out. We'll keep our stuff as much as we can, but we're gonna assimilate to what you do. Indian wedding, you're gonna assimilate to us. Yes, and what's so interesting is the assimilation process is nothing. We're way more similar. You like to party your asses off, drink, dance, and the cool thing about it is the dancing is about enjoying. It's abandoned, yeah. Romance, no. Men dance with men. Yeah, 100%. When old people dance with young people, kids, everybody dancing. It was like a rave, it was like, just move your body. Move your body. Whatever you got to do. It was like burning man, like a little bit. At no point in time we're like, oh, I think they're trying to hook up or that kind of stuff like that. It wasn't sexualized, it was just everybody go have a good time. I didn't even think about that, yeah. I'm telling you, man, a really cool aspect was that when you see everybody dancing, first of all, Indians can bust it down, but there are also Indians that can't. But it's still. They still dance their ass off. It's just pure to dance. Right. If you're a white person, you're not dancing in a black wedding. And it's not. You're not dancing. You're not dancing in a Latin wedding. You're not making fool of yourself in a black or Latin wedding. There's no line dance where you gotta get it right. It's just. Have fun, that's how you get it right. Yeah. If you're having fun, you're doing it right. At least from the inside. The only line dance we have is, I hadn't even done it. It's a Punjabi thing, it's called a real good day at the end where you just get in line, everybody just runs around the room like a train. Yeah. That's it, there's no steps. If you don't know the Cupid Shuffle, you don't know the shit. You out. Right. You don't fucking retort. Right. You don't run in a line, man. Hands in the air. Hands in the air. One of the things about dancing, I think it's most uncomfortable for people is they don't know what to do with their arms. Yeah. So even if they are too. But they don't have rhythms. Yeah. Yeah. They don't know. And then you guys just have it built in. Up in the fucking air. That's the hardest thing is everything. I was telling every white person. What do you think this shit is? I feel not knowing what to do with their fucking hands. They had to build it into the dance. The margarita is all, what do I do with my hands? Right? I thought that was flying. Like trying to fly. Swap to fly. Swap to fly. That's what I thought of. I told every white person that was uncomfortable to dance, you just gotta shrug and then do something with it. I shrug, I'll eat, and then do that and it all flies. So we're watching everybody just like let loose. And again, I can't speak for you guys. But that was my experience. And I was like, oh shit. Like I don't have to feel insecure. Everybody is either looking amazing or making a fool of themselves. Because it's all in the, in the guise of fun. As long as you're having fun, you're doing the right thing. Yeah. Also, food. Chicken food is perfect wedding food. Yeah. Ending food is stews. Yeah. Right? Like if you go to like wedding, usually wedding food sucks. Yeah. I didn't realize that. It sucks. And it's like, you don't want- You'll get the beef or the chicken or the fish. And you're gonna sit at a table with people you don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, yep. You know what I mean? That's lunch room food for kids. Like that's the reason why it sucks when you go to public school. You get like this whole bag lunch. It sucks because you have to make 300. The Indian food is built for it. The longer it sits in the stew, the better it gets. The stew. So everything is delicious food. Everybody's having a great time. I mean, it was just, it was just amazing. I just think about, because my parents, when they would, when like, I have all these Indian kids I grew up with. A few of my grooms have been here. Is that Ric Flair? My parents and my friends had kids. Every week they would go to each other's house. They would just move the furniture in the living room and just put on music and dance. That's what a party was to me. I didn't know you went out to clubs and shit like that. And there was always this thing they would do that I didn't realize I do it now all the time. If you're not dancing, they just pull you in and make you dance. It doesn't fucking, there is no judgment. There is no, are you good or are you not? Just move your body, have fun. That's all we want. And I didn't realize that until you said it just now. That's what I do. When I saw you guys at the bar on Friday, I was like, where the fuck are they? I went looking for you and then I was like, every one of you. I was like, get your ass on the floor. And then anybody that was insecure, I would just yank them in or shove them to the center and just be like, just go, who cares? So you know my girl is like, hates attention. Yeah. Right? Like she does not want fucking attention. She was dancing in the middle of the circle. That does not happen unless she feels incredibly, she would never do that. She was like, this is what she said. She's like, there's actually great practice for our wedding. I'm like, you wouldn't dance in the circle and then you're like, that's funny. It was just really cool to see that environment and that doesn't exist everywhere. Yeah. I didn't even realize that. And I was trying to think what are the best way or why are Indian weddings so fun? And I was thinking it's just any culture where family is really important. The wedding is probably fun. If our Greek weddings are fire. Yeah. Because it's a big family culture. Italian weddings are probably fire because it's family and it's food. So probably fire. But then Indian weddings, we just, India, if you go to India, it's just matte colors everywhere. Dude. Everywhere. It's the best wedding, man. Also, just the idea that you want people to embrace your culture and dress up. Yeah. Like it was fucking Halloween for us. We're trying to match up. Like, look at these things. We kept them, right? We got sneakers, the whole thing. So many people wanted to keep the plug, the turbine. I was surprised. Yeah, you kept yours. Oh, was that not supposed to? No, you absolutely can't. Okay. Just don't throw them on the ground or whatever. Let me know, mistreat it. But everybody was like, no, I want to keep mine. That wasn't Indian. The Indians were like, no, you can have it. You hit this shit every once in a while. When you say something, nope. The plug was fired, dude. The plug was fired. And it was cool going to the good war. Good war. Good war. This guy was telling me that if you're hungry, anywhere in the world just go to a good war. Yeah. They'll feed you. They were feeding like the soldiers that they were fighting against. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like crazy. Yeah, it's a big thing. It's called lunger. And it's like a big like practice for six, which is like, we feed people, we eat food. Even if we're beefing. Nice. What's the actual name of the Golden Temple? I forget. I'm under sub. They feed like 50,000 people a day. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, it was just really beautiful to learn about that because we're in where the ceremony was. That being said, that's my last religious ceremony at a wedding. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do anymore. Well, yeah, I'm sick. You became sick. I'm sick. Mark bent the knee. Can I tell you something? This is something really important. Another thing Indians won't do at their wedding. I'm convinced there is no correct way to say it. It's seek and sick interchangeably. We dress up in suits on Friday. We come Saturday. All the Indians are in tuxedos and suits and we're the only ones dressing up in suits. You can wear, that's what I said when you were like, what's going on? I'm not going to wear it at all. I'm looking like assholes. I'm looking like we're making fun of the people. Right, right. Not at all. It is, you can wear western or eastern. That's why when you asked me. Why don't you guys go western? We would have went eastern with you guys on Friday. If you go to a lot of Indian weddings, you can't really wear that suit again. But if you wear a suit as a dude, you just mix and match shirt and tie and that's it. So I don't need, it's almost like, you know how women need outfits for every wedding or whatever? Like if you wear that outfit again, everybody's like, you wore that shit. If I have a suit, I have a black suit. I just change out the shirt and tie and I'm good. Right. I have to buy a new one of those every single time I go to a wedding. And so it's like. I don't wear the same suit for the last three years every day of my wedding. Your wedding, your house wedding, your own wedding. That's what we do. I have one suit. So it's easy for Indian wedding and works to do both. So I'm like, I'll just wear the suit at night. Cause then I just change out the shirt and tie. I don't have to shop. It's convenience. It's laziness. All the eastern people. Nobody's there. Why are you making it? We're not the only assholes. We showed up basically in black things. We're wearing the same suit on Saturday night. I was walking in the hallway and I saw your cousin who's maybe the most handsome Indian person I've ever seen in my life. He's a weight 2.0 and everybody bothers him. Oh my God. It's 2.0. Yeah. You wish. Was it Rithik Rosha? That motherfucker is so handsome. He's like, he's like the high cost 3,000. So yeah. 100%. Remember when the Terminator had to fight the liquid? He's the liquid. He's the liquid. What? You've met him. No, I would have remembered him. I would have remembered him. We would have blown away by that guy. I like those spike stands. Yeah. Damn. He told me. He told me. So I couldn't even talk to him. And he's the sweetest kid on earth. Don't be sweet. Yeah, don't hear. Don't be sweet. Blue eyes, fair skin. I'm going to slap them in his mouth. He's excited. I keep saying excited, motherfucker. He's like, he's showing off his stomach. I'm telling you, I had some motherfuckers. I was insecure talking to him, bro. Super. It felt uncomfortable. And he was in the tux. He goes, oh, you guys are going with the traditional tie tonight. Well, I'm seeing him in the tux. I'm like, oh, this motherfucker, I'm not setting us up at the tux. You set us up at the tux. You set us up at the ceremony, at the sixth ceremony. You didn't tell me we were going to be sitting there for four hours. That was great. That was very funny. That was great. Yeah, the Indian weddings are, I've only ever been to one. But it was before the channel. A friend of mine who, they're friends of mine, a white dude and Indian, her family's Punjabi, went to their wedding probably five years ago. And it was so much fun. Their families, obviously, as we know, they'll go to their weddings. And they don't care. They just dance their asses off. But apparently, I dance to a lot of songs I now love. Sure. But I did not realize were a part of that. If I went now, I'd be requesting songs. Absolutely, you would. Ask the DJ to play certain songs. And it's very cool. I remember every time in India, there's always a wedding going on somewhere. We wanted to go when we were there. Yeah, I remember the two different times that I was in Kolkata with Indrani, we're walking. And I wanted so badly, you know the wedding's happening before you ever get to the wedding. Because you hear it. And then when you get up there, I mean, it is banging. And I said what I did about the interchangeability of sick and seek. Because while we've been watching Indian matchmaking, we've watched multiple episodes now. Sick and seeks themselves constantly interchanging the pronunciation. I turned to Indrani and went, they say it both ways. Got to be. I think what I've been told by people is that it's sick, but they will not correct somebody if they say seek. Well, they themselves, I heard, there they are, a whole family. It's important to them that they're marrying a seek or sick person Punjabi. It's a big deal. And the whole family's having conversations about it with people and they're just interchangeably using sick and seek. And it happened multiple times throughout the seasons. So I would love to go to any way. When we were in India, I was hoping somebody would be having a wedding that we could just crash. Unfortunately. And we didn't do, we did head cover when we went to the Golden Temple because that's just out of respect. You gotta do it. We could have done the full head guard, but we were, even though everyone was saying it's totally fine, we just were not ready to. Oh, white American, you have to just be very careful. Yeah, it just, it can, we didn't want to give the appearance at all that we were in any way disrespecting a place that is a pretty holy place for millions. If you haven't seen our Golden Temple video, please go check that out. What a great place. We were only in Amritsar for a day. A day. And we did so much in that time. I think we had like five days. The one thing we didn't get to do because it was closed that day was we walked by the location that's the massacre. The massacre, but it was closed. Unfortunately. But we did see that cool sculpture. Yeah. My favorite food we had the entire time we were in India was in Amritsar. Every single thing I had was. And there is, in the Golden Temple, all of it, we all agreed about it. Oh yeah. And Johnny and Corbin and I, and we got to eat. There is just this peace and presence and kindness pervading every single human being in that place. I look forward to being able to go back someday. Yeah, it's a beautiful, beautiful place. Very funny. I love those mic stands actually. Those mic stands are killer. You need to have, I think you need to have a heavy table. You just have a heavy stand. No, you need to have, because I'm pretty sure they clamp onto something. Oh, I thought they had a stand on the ground and they came off stand. No, I think they're clamped, they were clamped onto the coffee table, which I think was like a marble coffee table. So it was like heavy and sturdy enough to hold and move. Yeah, that was a fun segment. I've always wanted to like have a setup. I just need to have like, I think at least two to three cameras for like the podcast. Right. Which is why I haven't done another one because I want to do it in like a multi-camera thing. Right. But it's, that's expensive because I need to buy more. Yeah. Anyway, it's very funny. Very great. Let us know if there's other podcasts, like segments like this. And if you're having a wedding, please invite us. We'd love to go. We come. Josh!