This song is about an annoying girl who used to get us in trouble. We think it's because she drank too much coffee. We tried to avoid her, and even ran from her; however, she kept following us for hours on end. She threw rocks at us because we would not play with her. She totally sucked our time dry. She is Latte Vampiress.
Special Thanks to: Euphoria Emporium, Rochelle Putnam, Geoff Blackburn, Slap Energy Drinks