 Everyone's always complaining about my hair. Is it good now? If I look tired or sick and looking in the viewfinder, I do look pretty pale right now. It felt like tired or sick. It's only because I have been up for like two days straight with absolutely no sleep out of like a constant anxiety for how everything is falling apart around me But a hoi-hoi and welcome to Where I go over only the no wait, it's SCP memes now I took out the dank memes from site 19 because SCP is better for the search metrics. Yeah, so it has to be in the title anyway SCP memes and I just want to say There were not a lot of memes this week apparently or at least not good ones I got my list from Yasi, and it was not a very long list So I picked out ones that I'm Normally probably wouldn't have that I don't have might not have a whole lot to say about but I'll um Sure, I can bullshit my way through it Let's get started My scp idea in my head my scp idea on paper Spooky people looking at a camera Jamba juice, but scary honest to God even if that is what like I get the inclination that the The the creator of this is trying to say that like Jamba juice, but scary somehow is an inferior product But it really isn't it's actually just as valid of a story idea if you can somehow make it work Jamba juice, but scary I mean maybe Jamba juice, but weird would probably be better than Jamba juice, but scary, but I've never been to a Jamba juice actually Should give that some consideration I also haven't eaten in well, I ate some but I didn't eat much anything yet at all yesterday Just wasn't feeling you know more anxiety. I think Was it I mean I was about to say what does a Jamba juice serve? Of course it serves juice What else do they serve? I'll have to look that up Benjamin Franklin is an scp panic He's only a normal person who got resurrected and isn't dangerous calm. It's penis grants reality bending abilities panic This one's included mostly because it's about scp 3 3 1 3, which is one of mine It's called poor Richard, and it's about Benjamin Franklin's magical wish granting Thing I'm not gonna say Why am I not gonna say penis? I think I might get demonetized if I say it too many times I don't want to get demonetized. Please YouTube. I need the money but Every once in a while this comes up and someone's like wait, that's a real thing or like someone will be like Hey, I wish Benjamin Franklin was an scp, and I'll be like he is an scp. I wrote it Technically I guess it's the the object is something else, but Man the rewrite of scp 1 6 6 the whole scp community. See I don't think that's true It's not the whole scp community. This I talked about this on Monday no Tuesday. Why would I don't do videos on I am very tired I don't do money videos on Monday, but I'm like did I talk about this on Monday? Anyway on Tuesday I was talking about how there's a different there's like this divide this artificial divide between on and off-site peoples and Part of that artificial divide I think is that sometimes the off-site people think that whatever that I don't know anybody who liked the scp 1 6 6 rewrite So that must mean nobody likes it. Trust me a vast majority of Site authors and people who are registered on the site quite liked it Personally, I think 1 6 6 is not a great article at its core and the rewrite Which is barely a rewrite to be honest with you like not much changes except the more problematic bits that involve it being a teenage succubus which is Why Anyway, but that part's taken out and instead it's turned into something a little bit less sexual Harry Potter fans. I want to be a wizard Star Wars fans. I want to be a Jedi scp fans. I'm good. Thanks. I Mean if you got a brain in your head, you might think that but there's plenty of scp fans They're like, I want to be scp-049. I want to be scp-173 Wouldn't it be club peanut peanut peanut peanut kids? I'm turning into a grumpy old man in my senility 058 I think I forgot something clay if you forgot then it wasn't important 058. Yeah, you're right his daily dose of W Nestics Yeah, forgetting to take your pills that let you remember things is probably a bad thing I've had a nickel for every Ronald Reagan scp that predicted the future. I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot But it's weird that it happened twice. I am not I've seen this before the atomic adventures of Ronnie Reagan I have not read it nor do I remember which scp number it is But I do know scp 1981 Ronald Reagan cut up while talking It's good times. It's good times I'm not entirely sure. I even particularly like 1981 come to think of it, but it's a classic and people enjoy it My scp article be so short then boom seven addendum three interviews six experiment logs and five Yeah, um If you know the writing chops to back up that kind of level don't do it just write flash fiction You don't try a short story You can do it like people like well, I thought you're you don't you don't you advise people to include a narrative I do because that makes it easier for you to get your story out there, but you can create a narrative in like 200 300 words If you know what you're doing if you don't know what you're doing try until you do Keep failing You know one's ever becoming good at something until they're bad at it a lot So be bad at it a lot and learn how to do the thing that you need to do on the scp wiki Which is create flash fiction the scp wiki Has places for short story link stuff and has places for novel link stuff much much more rarely But the vast majority of the stuff on the site is flash fiction sub 1500 words If you can't get your idea across in less than 1500 words You're not really writing for the scp wiki so much as you just writing short stories Which is cool, but not really what the wiki is about Thank you very much for watching if you enjoyed the video scroll down and hit the subscribe button and then hit the notification bell next to that So you're notified when I upload new videos and then head on over to patreon.com Ford slash de Samarian and pledge at any level like everybody here on the screen already has including dr. 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