 I have waited. Shrouded by dark, I have suppressed my hatred, but I waited for the stars to align. After a thousand years, spend wandering the darkest bowels on earth. Time to emerge from the shadows, as finally, the source of sun and the dark will be unleashed. By the empire of Arathia to ashes, now will I bring them chaos and destruction, none desolation. I will make them regret the day they dare to defy the greatest dark sorcerer ever to walk the earth. By the seven seals of the whore, and the talismans of Rastadar, I am the few astral that lord of the lost temple. By the sacred power of the ancient gods, by all the spirit servants of Hasmodan, by all the sacred castles of Pashtoval, Pashtoval, Pashtoval! Shit! Never give that last one right! Pashtovalavi. It's on the tip of my tongue! I knew it! I am so sorry. No problem. We'll just take it again. Wow, dude. Totally freaked me out. I'm scared to crap out of me, man. Oh, excuse me. If I may, I just have a quick word about the script. About the script? Yes. As my character is rather complex, I want to make sure I'm conveying all facets of his psychology. So, I ask myself whether this hatred that is consuming him isn't emanating from... You know what? Don't change your thing. You were great. Okay, everybody. Let's take it from where we left off, if you're all ready. Hey, hey. Name's Maurice. How you doing? David. David Gant. First time in a video game? Yes. Yeah, welcome to hell. Okay, let's do it again. Oh, by the way, can we please turn down the pyrotechnical effects? They really came a bit close to our slime. Let's not risk a pointless accident. Okay, I'll tell the guys. All right, silence on the set. And we are rolling. By the seven seals of the whore and the talismans of restenance I'll break you astraloth, that lord of the lost circle By the... Let's take it from the ancient gods By all the spirit servants of Esmeralda Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, sorry. There wasn't a problem with the sound there. I thought there was something a bit odd. Okay, we'll lose the sound effect for the moment, if that's all right. Yes, that's probably a good idea. Something wrong with the props, too. This reminds me of what happened to the two guys who played the role before you. Spellbook, smack the first one right in the face. Bam! Three-factor vertebrae. Yeah, second one. Took the scepter right up his... You know, they need to find the bug is what I'm saying. It's getting hotter in here. I'm too uncomfortable under that mask. Mask? What mask? Okay, let's go again. And... Action. By the seven seals of the fall And the talismans of restenance I'll break you astraloth, what's going on? Cut! Emily, get me the programmers. Hey, hey, hey, Dave, don't worry about it. It's just a bug they tried to fix last week. Generates 2,984 clones of who, moi. Look at them, I'm so sexy, look at that. Oh, man. Just ignore them, don't worry about it. Give me the phone. Hey, look, I don't give a crap how you do it. Just get those freaking trolls off my set. Now, hey, hey, hey, goblins, okay? Not trolls, goblins. Jesus Christ, ignorant. Last time one of them bought a few cases of beer, you know? Got a little messy, but... What a party. What a party. All right, looks good, they're gone. Whoo! Personally, I thought it was a tense class, set the production a little bit, but, you know, who am I? What are you gonna do? Some people got no artistic vision! Excuse me, could I borrow your telephone for a moment? Oh, yeah, sure. Dave, don't munch up all my menace, man, okay? William, yes, yes, it's David. Yes, I'm on the set right now. Tell me, these video game people, don't they seem a bit bizarre? Whoo! Well, no, no, something funny is happening here. Funny strange, not funny ha ha ha. Well, it's rather difficult to explain. Listen, I want to try and be sure of this. Yes, I know I signed a contract. But maybe we could... No, no, of course not. Hey, Dave, Dave. Yes, yes, maybe I am overreacting. Yes, fine. Okay, I'll call you later. Problems? Yes. No. Everything's fine. Okay, we're ready. Let's go again from the same place, please. And... Action! Oh, great asteroth, enter our dimension and deliver unto me my vengeance. Come, you must popularize. The same thing happened to Michael Jackson, man. You know, in that soft drink ad? Congratulations, you just became a legend. I told you to be careful with your silly pyrotechnical activities. I'm so sorry, this is the first time it's ever happened. Right. So what do we do now? I would like to go back and try again from the same spot, if that's okay with you. Let's do it. Okay, silence on the set. We are rolling. Oh, great asteroth, enter our dimension and deliver unto me my vengeance. Master of all hells, the portal is open. That was my entrance queue, wasn't it? Bloody hell! I don't believe it! What? Demon, yeah, that was your queue, but it'd be better if you entered through the portal of hell for continuity. Oh, the portal of hell? Of course, I said... I didn't need... I'll just take my entrance. That'd be good, let's do it again. Okay, we're gonna start the whole incantation over now that everybody's in place. Well, the whole incantation? But I thought you had that covered. David, it's cool, don't worry, everything's working perfectly now. Alright, this next take is the keeper, people. And... By the sacred power of the ancient gods, by all the spirit servants of heaven again, by all the sacred pasts, when surpassed by Malabi, appear! Beans of Hades, the portal is open! Don't touch me, don't without me! David, wait a sec, we're sorry, okay? Please don't go, are we gonna finish? I don't give a shit what you do. I'm getting the hell out of her. Great, I can't believe it. We've got to figure something out. What else to do? I mean, look, without the sorcerer, this whole story doesn't make any sense, you know? It didn't make much sense with it, frankly. That's what, what? Yeah, no. Oh, no, oh no, uh-uh. Oh, no, hell no. Don't even think about it, okay? Stop. He's perfect. Fred, call the costumer. I'm the Q-Asteroth, the lord of the last century. A cure! The Prince of Hades, the portal is open! It's the time! You didn't think I was going to let you get away with this now, did you? I thought there was something a bit odd. Nothing, but a usurper. Done for me to send you back to the shadows from when you came. Bloody hell! I don't believe it! Let humanity fall!