 Hello! How are you? Before the video starts tonight, I am going to be on a Midsommar campaign on HyperRPG. It's gonna be a ton of fun, so please go there. It's gonna be at 6 p.m. Pacific time here on Wednesday. Uh, and then the following Tuesday, uh, I'll be doing it again. I think still at 6 p.m. But go tonight, 6 p.m. Pacific time, twitch.tv slash HyperRPG. The link is right here and in the top box in the description. The top box, top line. Anyway, see you there. It's gonna be a fun time. Anyway, enjoy the video! Prequel memes! I've been on a big ol' Star Wars kick recently, and I just watched all of the prequels again for the first time in a very long time. Back of the clones. Oh, it's a movie! It sounds like, hey, I haven't looked at prequel memes in a really long time, so I thought that I would look at some prequel memes. As I always do, I'm just gonna do top all time, because, uh, those are, uh, more or less the best ones, so let's go! I've seen this before. This is some good shit right here. Prepare to get blasted in the face with some cold hard upvotes. Create quali- Oh, that's an ad! This post somehow gets 1,300- 131,072 upvotes. I'll post again with two th- Wait. What? Is that... Ewan McGregor? 131,072 times? I can't see anything. I think that's what that is, though. I've made a huge mistake. Mom loves her Jesus Christmas present, and I'm not sure how to get this thing- how to get out of this thing alive when she figures it out. That's so good. I've seen this one before. You know, praise Ewan. Praise Obi-Wan. I want a framed- Like, this is a fancy-ass frame, too. I want a fancy-framed Obi-Wan Kenobi, uh, thing. I've been thinking about doing a PO Box video. Just one. Just opening up a PO Box for, like, a week or a month or something. So, if that happens, send me framed Ewan McGregor photos, please. Thank you. After playing 3,700 hours at Battlefront 2, I unlocked them all. Every single one of them. And I feel not just a sense of pride and accomplishment, but accomplished woman and accomplished children, too. I wanna play- I was gonna play more Battlefront 2, because apparently the new update- it's pretty sweet. Uh, but I haven't played Battlefront 2 in a while. Thank God for Hayden Christensen. It actually wasn't George's idea to have Anakin kill the younglings. I just showed up on set one day and started to whack those little fuckers. Turns out George was filming the whole time. Just started beating this shit out of the kids. I wouldn't put it past him. Not saying that Hayden Christensen is a horrible person, but he's got great ideas, you know? I just noticed that this is Palpatine. That's so good. When you're the main character of an open-world video game. Uh, it's true. It's true. Just running everywhere, huh? George is planning this all along. Just realized Darth Vader says Obi-Wan has taught you well after looking up and seeing Luke. That Luke has the high ground? Hell yeah! I don't think that that was planned at all, but we can pretend, we can believe. That is an awesome fight scene between Obi-Wan and Anakin and, uh... Revenge of the Sith? Yeah, revenge of the Sith. My favorite part is when they're battling and then they just swing. They don't hit each other at all, but they're doing the same swinging motion. Yeah, this. Right here. Why? They just swing and do nothing. Will Star Wars fans who got made fun of for liking the movies growing up believe people for liking the new Star Wars? You've become the very thing you swore to destroy. Happy New Year. I waited a whole year to do this. Hold on, wait. What did you do? What did you do? Is it when he says, uh... This is where the fun begins or whatever? Yup. Yup, yup, yup. The exact moment Samuel L. Jackson asked George Lucas for purple lightsabers on camera? Is it? I'm trying to figure out who we had to talk to about your light color. It's your lightsaber color. Oh, well... Good guys are green and blue. Bad guys are red. That's just the way it works. There's no purple left? You might get purple. I love the just-crap zoom on his face. Fuck yeah, Samuel L. Jackson. Thank you. If we underpaid these modern mumble rappers and overpaid teachers there would be less smarter people in the future and less shitty music. Maybe if you granted Anakin the rank of Jedi Master he wouldn't have got all states and wrecked the whole universe with Emperor Palpatine. God damn. What we want series is a go. You and McGregor is returning? Okay, but apparently there's not only a delay on it but they're shortening it too because it was originally, I think it was originally eight and they shortened it to six and now it's four episodes. I don't know what's happening. All those also are things that I heard through the grapevine. I don't know if any of them are true, but I'm excited for that show. Also, I bought this and I'm excited for our best $350 I've ever made. It's life-size. So cute. That little face. It's Apple right next to him. Oh my God, I'm so excited to get that. This little hair. His little hair. Oh, and he's holding it. He's holding the thing from the ship. This is going to be the greatest thing ever. I wonder what it's going to feel like. I wonder what it's made out of. I don't even know where I'm going to put him, but I bought it and I'm so excited. It's little hands. Oh God, I can't wait. It's going to be great. I have to wait until August or October though. Man, that's going to be wonderful. I want to get more stuff from this website. They have some sweet figurines, some sweet, sweet figurines. They had a really sweet, like they have this sick Han Solo one. The Kylo Ren one is dope. They have so much good shit on here. Played four roles in one movie. Played 200,000 roles in one movie with a million more well on the way. It's true. Did that do to all the voices for Clone Wars too? Not, I mean, not attacking the Clone Wars, but like the Clone Wars TV show. Class Clone's in school. This is where the fun begins. Class Clone's at home. That's pretty good. That's pretty true. Hayden Christensen tells Kelly Marie Tran to ignore the Star Wars haters. You're strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you. It's true. Oh, what did he do? Oh, it's General Kenobi, yeah. General Kenobi! I'm saying you need to calm down, lacking in empathy. Saying you need to calm down, lacking in empathy. A rude command stating the obvious. Saying, good, good, let the hate flow through you. Affirmative of their feelings. Confirms it's normal to be upset. Embrace the unlimited potential of the dark side. This is what we need to promote in 2020, guys. Let the hate flow through you. Sometimes you just gotta, but you know, don't let it cloud your judgment. 2004 CGI versus 2019. Yeah. Oh, too. We need to go up, not down. I mean, they're both... Garfield. Up, up, up. You need permission to perform this action. Oh. Access denied! God damn! I've had this key for six years. I should have known this would have happened eventually. Oh, no. Just like in real life, Dar, the mall you got your legs cut off. God damn it. I just keep happening. How many more can we add to the staircase? God damn! When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a three-year-old holding a toy lightsaber. Good soldiers follow orders. You just take the fucking train. Anakin. The Jedi. Anakin. The Jedi. Anakin. The Jedi. The Sith. Yeah. Well, maybe if you let him achieve the rank of master, he wouldn't have gone to the Sith. It is all. It is all Mace Windu's fault, isn't it? Pretty much all Windu's fault, actually. So we can blame Mace Windu on the Sith taking over and about Darth Vader and the Death Star and all that shit. Because if you just granted him the rank of master, he probably would have been fine, you know? When you find out Anakin is holding an eye. When you remember that age is based on a planet's position with respect to the sun. When you realize that that's a statue, he has two sons. Anakin is technically- It is real weird this whole thing. She's thirsty as hell for Anakin. I mean, they're thirsty for each other, but in the second one it's just like, My, you've grown. It's kind of gross. Oh, fuck yes. I want this so bad. That has made it to the front page in two words. Can we make it there in less? Yep, I hope that got front page. That's great. It is Count Dooku's lightsaber. Presses the print button twice. The printer. Two thousand units. Two hundred thousand units already with a million more well on the way. Very true. I hate these Reddit ads, like the ads that are posted on Reddit. I hate that they're in a meme format. It makes me so angry. Your thoughts dwell on your mother. My thoughts dwell on your mother. Oh, hell yeah. I can get them. Leaks Kenobi movie intro. This doesn't make any sense. Another happy landing. Uh, Obi-Wan does have the best quotes. This is good shit. I want an entire unit that's just Obi-Wan Kenobi. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Hello there. Nothing better. Ain't nothing better than that. This is Liam. He is the best friend ever. He spent two hundred dollars to take me out to eat. Love him like a brother. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Liam? That's so good. Would you realize that senators and anagram for treason? Make a co-op level. They should make a co-op game where you and your buddy go through many levels leveling up beating bosses, but the final bosses each other. There you go. Like a Star Wars fan. Like a Star Wars is so good. I should play it. I should play it on the channel. These aren't the droids you're looking for. These aren't the droids where, holy shit, Obi-Wan. Cody? You son of a bitch. How the fuck did you survive that fall? That's so good. Aw, this is me. General Kenobi. This makes me happy. So Hayden and I were practicing the big moose to far fight. And we started improvising moves. There it is, yes. And it looked really good. And then I went to Georgia and was like, did you get that? No. Do you know how much it would cost to record everything? That's true. So much. Guys, nothing is filled until I say action. You wouldn't have been pretty heartbroken after that. Well, obviously. But also, it would cost so much money to just record everything. Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse almost included a scene where Tom Holland, Toby McGuire, Andrew Garfield as cameos, but it was cut to avoid confusing people. We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close. That would have been so good. I feel like that's not true though. I feel like that's not true. But that would have been so good. You've become the very thing you've swore to destroy. Padme's ass. No, a synth. Padme's ass. Why god damn it, Padme. Quit flirting with him. He's only 10. Padme, he'll grow. It is gross. How am I- I think there's only a five-year difference though. In the Phantom Menace, Anakin is age nine and Padme is 14. Okay, yeah. It's only five years. By the time of their sexual relationship and attack of the clones set 10 years later, he was 19 and she was 24. So the age difference was just five years. Well, the age difference wouldn't change. So, you know, it just is a little creepy when you look at this. They don't look five years apart. Oh man. The entire Star Wars fan base at the moment is very true. I can't wait for the Obi-Wan show though. I hope it's good. I love you and McGregor so much. They're general Kenobi. I hope this is real. I really, really hope this is real. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let it be real. Let it be real. Give me the photo that we're looking for. Yes! It's real! It's real! General Kenobi. There it goes. That is great shit. I love that that's a thing. Anyway, guys, I'm going to end this video here on prequel memes. Look at Ewan. What a lovely guy. Look at that smile. God, he's great. Do it or miss. You will try backflips. Thank you for watching. Hope you enjoyed looking through some prequel memes with me. I know I enjoyed it. I love Star Wars. I love the prequels. It's a great time when you perfectly capture what an awkward teenage slash young adult boy is like, but critics don't like it because it's awkward. He did do a good job because, you know, he's awkward boy. He's an awkward boy. I got the legacy lightsabers of Luke and Anakin at Galaxy's Edge. So there's that. I don't have anything more to add, but I want a choreographed cool fight scene. Anyway, ending it here. Thank you so much for watching. Love you. May the force be with you, Pham. May the force be with you. Let's make the entire comment section just general Kenobi. Do it. I don't care. Bet you can't.