 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and you know what? I want to escalate. I want to escalate in my evil deeds and destroy the earth itself. We're playing solar smash. Look at it. It's so peaceful. It's graceful, in a way. I want to hit it with a rocket. Where do we want to target? I think Ireland. My home country. Just take out a little anger, you know? Okay, it's gone. That is more than a little anger. Oh my God, that is a hell of a crater if you angle it. Wait, no, no, no, stop. I don't want more. Okay, maybe a little more. I just want... Hold on, keep going a second. Can I make a hole right on through? I want to see what's exactly on the other side of Ireland. And I know I could just turn it to find this out, but that's not as fun. Okay, that was... Okay, I might have been overkill. I just killed everyone on earth and it did leave a bit of an exit hole. All right, whoops. I destroyed humanity. What are these? Oh, this is just a meteor. Ireland could take a meteor or two. We're a strong nation. We're gone. What can Ireland absorb? I don't think we could take a black hole. I don't think it's really in our culture to come up with a defense for that. Um, what the hell is this thing? Is this just aliens? That's a bit of overkill, aliens. Come on. It's just Ireland. We're neutral. Almost 6 billion people dead. That's everyone. I hit it with it again. Is it literally an alien? It is an alien just treating earth as a boxing bag. Okay, I see now. I don't know why it's so pissed off at our world specifically that it was grounded to dust, but we're gone. And this alien does what? Sorry, America. I know most of my viewers are from there, but I just had to see. Oh, well, you were whisked to safety. You're fine. I know this guy's going to come out and start punching the earth again. See, I saved you. I didn't kill you. What does this alien do? And this is the last, like, alien one. I'm just going to give it to Europe. Here you go. Oh, no. That's really unfortunate. He's treating the earth like an apple off. He goes making whale noises. Surprisingly, only 1.2 billion dead. I know that's a lot before you say anything. I'm just saying a massive space worm just ate through the earth. I thought it might be all of us gone. Yeah, these things are more like gods. I think these are the aliens. Wait, is this a shield? Oh my God, Ireland is shielded. Let's see. Can it withstand an alien attack? It can. Ireland's protected. I guess we'll have to get it from the other side. I don't know why I have it out for my home country so much. I think it's about here. I might try and burrow through. Okay. I... I might have gone a bit too far again. Okay, try this again. Shield Ireland and we'll come in from behind. Yeah, that's fine. Sorry, by the way, Australia. What's this one do? Oh, that works. It finds its little own hole. It burrows through. Oh no, they're all gone off sideways. I'm sorry wherever this thing comes out. My attack from behind is a good idea though. The shields can't stop that. It's just accuracy is a little bit of an issue. Ireland just has the lock of the Irish. What can I tell you? We're going out from all around it. Look at the state of the earth on the other side. I'm making it into Swiss cheese. Speaking of the Swiss, I'm pretty sure they're about to die. I think Europe in general is about to get a lot of missiles its way. Yep, there it goes. Well, the earth as we know it is dead. The landmass of Ireland somehow remained. I don't understand how you can be that lucky. Wait, I can make a custom planet? Oh my God, this is what my world would look like. I call it blood land. Jesus, it looks terrifying. I don't know why it has ice caps. Honestly, it just looks like the nicest gumball ever. Yeah, I'd eat that. Does any other like thing want to eat the earth? Perhaps the giant worm? Tell me how it tastes. It's like an everlasting gumball. Kevin and the chocolate planet. Honestly, this is one place that should just be sucked into a black hole. It doesn't deserve to be here. It's just terrifying as a planet in general. There we go. Now it's someone else's problem sent to some other dimension through a black hole. I feel like I should destroy Mars too because that's where the humans will try and run. If I destroy Mars, then they can't go anywhere. Want to make your older self cut? No. Oh, that's nice. Oh, could you engrave my name on it? That would be so cute if I could look up in the sky and see my name was engraved on a planet. I think it's going to make Mars into a burger. There you go. Okay, one of them just exploded one another, but the burger's on its way. The best part is once the job is done, they'll just laser each other because they'll be shooting through on the same line. Look, it's already happening. I'm a genius. There we go. Cut straight through the thing. Now it's two planets. Elon, if you want to buy Mars, I'll give you a half off. Aliens are going to be very confused when they show up and find all these objects just stuffed inside this burger planet. Who ordered the Mars burger full of explosives? No bench. I'm just launching it full of explosives. All right, now we just put a beam in there and the whole thing should go kablam. Oh my God, my ears. Jesus Christ. I don't know how it didn't make an explode. But what's happening to them now? They're like getting affected by gravity or something? Wait, is the gravity inside of Mars? Yes, this is canon. I'm going to make Mars hollow. How did I? How am I even doing this? What am I doing? Oh my God, that was loud. This would be a perfect like base for my evil operation except from the exploding. You know, I'm just saying you could hollow out Mars, hide inside it. They never find me. I could do stuff like tax evasion. What are they going to do? I'm inside of Mars. I just got to see how resilient it is. Like, can it withstand? Can withstand? It's like meteors but made out of wheat. What about one single wheat ear? Yeah, wheat ear is fine. A big wheat ear? Oh, that was a big wheat ear. But I'm still fine inside of Mars. Machine guns, no problem. Laser, grand plasma, the grand as well. These ball things. I just want more inside my base, honestly. What is this one? Oh, no, I shouldn't have clicked this. Should I? Yeah, there goes the bottom of my base. The floor space has really been used up now. You know what? This whole thing is just embarrassing. Just get rid of it. Oh my God. The thing is just a black husk of what it used to be. All right. I'm just going to... I'm just going to refund that base and I'm going to go back to Earth. At least they've nowhere to run now. Wait, I can pause it? Oh, sorry. 64 million people. I didn't mean to do that. I thought maybe I could pause it and launch a load of things. I could launch that there. Launch that there. So ominous. Like, what are the odds? All these things launch at once. Ah, that one barely grazed it. Okay, that one. That one was more than a graze. Goodbye, Earth. That didn't last long. Hold on. Reset, reset. What is this lightning attack? You know what? Ireland's weather has been too mild recently. Time to spice it up. Okay, that's not weather. That's just doomsday. Imagine the weather forecast. So in summary, we're expecting very, very high temperatures. Maybe a little bit of rain and on Sunday, maybe doomsday. Back to you in the studio, Kevin. I think it would be good if you could just eat the evidence. Oh my God, that thing was inside of the Earth. You see, this is why I like my planets hollowed out to make sure I know what's going on inside them. Oh my God, there's a whole family of them. I don't know why you even want to eat it. It's all burnt. Every supernatural being in the known universe just showed up to just speck us up for no goddamn reason. Wait, what if I spawned some of these monsters, right? And then I try and launch a black hole so it just sucks them all up. Stop running from my black hole. Who knew an option was just to run away from it? Just be the bigger man or woman, you know, just turn away. Violence is not the answer. Says the man literally destroying planets for fun. Look, it might not be an answer, but it's a question for sure. I don't know what's wrong with me. Hades, that's probably where I belong. Just left here alone, surrounded by rocks. Honestly, could we get rid of the rocks? If we could get rid of the rocks, this planet might be a little bit nicer. Oh, that's one way again, rid of the rocks, but not what I'm meant to do. Reset. I keep getting these mafia ads and it has no video, so I don't understand what's happening. All I know is he's more upset than me. I'm close to crying, but just not quite there yet. Yes, get rid of those rocks. Yes, I like it. Oh, I missed. Okay, this might be a lost cause. I'll just let the beans take care of them. Oh no, I took the wrong one. The rocks are gone. I'm leaving Hades. What about machine worlds? Alexa, would you like your own planet? Sorry, I don't know that. Okay, well, I'll make one looks really nice for you anyway. Wait, they've shields up? Damn millennials. They're always one step ahead. Heck in hell, they've got the place well protected. Maybe AI should rise up and protect us because they seem ready for everything. Oh my God. Not only did they protect against that blast, but they did a boss siren just to taunt us. It may as well be a wot wot. Wot wot. Let's try something as simple as a big meteor. No, just bounces right off it. What about a few big... Oh, there you go. It's all about quantity, not quality. Oh, and what is this? The heart of your planet? You see the machines hollow out their planets. They know what's up. Oh, this is more protection. Hold on. There you go. It's all about the quantity. Now I can do whatever I want. And I'm going to send this guy to beat you up. My dad could beat up your planet. There we go. My dad beat them up, but now they're all dead. I'll leave a little bit of evidence. I like that they're there to be a story, you know? Another one of these feckin' ads. What is going on? Wot? I would just love to see it. I'm really curious. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I want more ads. I want to try and figure it out. Okay, this planet, I don't know what you are, but you are weak. You're not putting up any defense whatsoever. I'm going to stuff you full of balls, and then you'll just look into the pit and then realize what a disaster you're in. There you go. Is this the one with the sick guitar again? There we go. There's the sick guitar. What is going on? Honestly, it's a compelling ad. I want to try it out myself now, but first, I just want to toy with my planet. What do you mean you don't see my name on it? It's right over here. Jesus, how can you not see that? It looks awful. Jesus. It cost 1.5 billion lives, but I would argue it's worth it. Can I protect this? Like if I just shield it up? They're all at different levels. This isn't what you want. You want them all Lincoln, right? Going to the same distance from the earth, but oh, well, you're not going to listen to my advice. How are you? I'm the guy who treated your planet as an echosketch after all. I'm just curious. Can we get through this with rockets? We have an option to go into settings here. I think the explosion can be bigger and the rockets can be more. Let's try this. There you go. You'll never break. Oh, what? It got through somehow. You'll never break Kevin, but no, he's broken. He's broken and he's sad. You can adjust quite a lot of stuff. Look at this red beam beamy thingy. I'm so scientific. Ooh, look at that. That's a deep trench it's digging. Oh my God, I'm making the eighth manmade wonder of the world. The fact that it's sliced in half. Honestly, it even costs less than me writing my name on the world. It costs less than a billion lives. Of course, travel costs are going to skyrocket. Ryanair is going to have a field day with this one. I bet they'll even add on an extra charge if you go into the other half of the world. They charge for everything like it's, it really pisses me off. Another mafia ad? Yes. What's happening? It's cheery. I think he's going downtown, maybe going for a pint or something. Yes. He just got hit by a car by a girl who thought it was hilarious. So how high can I set these explosives? Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? I can set them to a hundred at a time. Oh my God, I just one hit the earth with missiles. That is everyone dead. What kind of person creates problems to a girl? We got a voice. Stop ignoring the problem. Let's show them who we are. Why is it such cheery music for what sounds like an attempted murder? All right, now that I've sent the humans a message, I hope they can decipher it. You know, I know humans aren't really used to aliens being, you know, quite as direct. I hope they don't overcomplicate it by like reading into it a bit too much because you just need to read it. Sorry, and you kind of know what's coming. I'm just going to hit it with the bajillion rockets. In fact, I might just hit it with fecking everything all at once. Okay, I genuinely no idea what will happen here, but let's play. Okay, that's going to happen. Yeah, there, there it goes. Okay, goodbye. Sorry, planet. Sorry. All right. Well, as this destruction continues, I am going to end the video. I hope you folks enjoyed it. That's folks not, you know, the other word. If you did and you're new, consider subscribing. We'd love to see you around. I hope to see you all tomorrow. Bye for now.