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Touch-a Touch Me, TSA Security (Rocky Horror Parody by The Kinsey Sicks)

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Published on Dec 4, 2010

Now included in The Kinsey Sicks' 8th Album "Electile Dysfunction": http://www.kinseysicks.com/store/elec...
Next time you hear "Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me" from Rocky Horror, think of your favorite frisky airport security person! Join America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet in demanding dinner and a condom with each enhanced TSA airport patdown. Unless, of course, the TSA person is hot, in which case dinner is not necessary.

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"Touch-a Touch Me, TSA Security"
Lyrics Copyright Ben Schatz 2010

I PUT EVERYTHING IN, MY AIRPORT BIN
I'D ONLY EVER FRISKED BEFORE (YOU MEAN SHE? UH HUH!)
NOW FOR NO  COST I'M GETTING TSA HEAVY PETTING
BUT IF YOU TOUCH ME THERE I'LL NEED A WEDDING

NOW I'M FEELING A GLOW, DON'T MAKE ME GO
I'VE FACED A STUD AND I WANT (MORE, MORE, MORE)
I'LL COME BACK, I'M PERSISTENT; DON'T NEED TO FLY LONG-DISTANCE
YOU'VE GOTTA ITCH MY SCRATCH, BRING TWO ASSISTANTS

TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCH ME, I'LL CATCH THE FLIGHT AT 8:30
GRILL ME, DRILL ME, COP A FEEL ME
IT'S A  FEATURE OF MY FLIGHT

I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE; SO CHANGE YOUR COLOR CODE
WHEN YOU FEEL ME UP AND FEEL ME DOWN,DOWN, DOWN
THE AIRPORT'S NEW ATTRACTION: CUSTOMER SATISFACTION
THESE EXTRA FRIENDLY SKIES GIVE COVERT ACTION

TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCH ME; I LOVE WHEN YOU'RE FLIRTY
GRILL ME, DRILL ME, YOU CAN BILL ME
AS A FEATURE OF THE FLIGHT

TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCH ME; I WANT MORE AIRPORT SECURITY
GRILL ME, DRILL ME, WITH SKILL ME
AS A FEATURE OF THE FLIGHT

TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCH ME, MY F-BOMBS ARE DIRTY
GRILL ME, DRILL ME, HOLD STILL ME
BEFORE THEY SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT
SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT
SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT
SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT
SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT
SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT
SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT
SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT
SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT
SEAT YA ON THE FLIGHT

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