 Just play me some pimpin'. There we go. Don't get no wife. You don't get no wife. They don't get no wife in that. That's it. Cheap motherfucker. What? Ha ha ha ha. What's that right there? I hear it. What the bass is that? My sound off today. We ain't got no bass. This sound real pussy. Yeah. Bass out. J-O-N, what the fuck is that? I don't think he finished it yet. No, he playing that shit off his phone. J-O-N was makin' a beat. Danny went to sleep. Danny went to sleep. Danny went to sleep. J-O-N was makin' a beat. Danny went to sleep. Danny went to sleep. Danny went to sleep. I said, no, Chico, you might be wrong. It sounds like he made this bitch on a cellular phone that needed to be plugged in on 20% and was like, when I get home, I'ma finish this bitch. It's goin' hard. You hear the claps, you hear the snares. I'ma put something right there. I'ma leave that space and I'ma fill it in with some shit at my place when I get home. That shit gon' be on. I'm probably gon' play that shit through a microphone and it's gon' be lit when I balance it out and put the shit that be missin' in that bitch now. Hey, J-O-N made the beat his sole player. He recorded this bitch on a Motorola Razer. That's why you can't hear the bass comin' through the speaker. Hey, get this bitch finished, the tweaker is out. You know, Chico, that bitch already sounded lean. He made this bitch on an ass and machine. Damn, that's crazy as hell. He made it on an Etch-a-Sketch nigga in I can tell. No, that sounds so swear. It's like he recorded on his phone and left it on his own voicemail. Yeah, man, I ain't no hater, but this is sound great on an eight-track play. And yeah, it made me have it cause I'ma make it harder. He made this shit on a calculator he got from his daughter. Hey, man, where is this bitch, man? The hottest shit I've ever seen, he made this bitch on a microwave screen. On a microwave screen? On a microwave screen. He just kept hittin' the eight and the 116. Chico, when I said you gon' swear I'm a liar, he made this bitch on a goddamn air fryer. Air fryer, after this jail, when we leave you alone, he made this bitch on a rotary phone. You know, I heard what you say. He put it on that phone no one, you got to pay. I done heard it before. He made this bitch on a bottle at the liquor store. Is that a heart? Nah, nigga, that's a fluke. He made this bitch at the grocery store over by the fruit. Yeah, uh, tweaker, he made this bitch on the Walmart loudspeaker. You think that I'm wrong? He made this beat on a Walkman with one headphone. Oh, man. Yes, indeed. We're in this bitch, man. We're in this bitch. We are in this bitch. Like, if this, yes, that's how we, yes. Yes, indeed. It's 2023. This 85-way studio, but this also is the womb, because we in this bitch. Oh. We can call this bitch the womb, too. Oh, I probably won't look at none of these niggas that I got in there with me today, because they got their legs out and shit. But they didn't know that I had just got the air fixed in this motherfucker, so it's frosty in here. Yeah, it's real good. Yeah, you feel me? I feel you. Y'all ain't dressed for the occasion. That's the job you want. I'm just telling the people so they don't think I condone this type of shit. How y'all boys feeling, man? How you feeling? What you mean? How you feeling? What you mean? How you feeling? Like, I'm trying to stay out my feelings. Ain't no money over there. That wasn't what I was asking. I was asking how you feel. I be reading regular shit in my mind. I feel so real, so trill, like the recipient of a scholarship out of poverty. Yeah, deep. Yeah, that's me right there, scholarship out of poverty. Living how I want to. Yeah, doing what you want to. When I want to. Being where you want to be. How I want to be there. However you want to be there. That's it. How you feel, Otis? He ain't going to answer the Otis on camera. He'd think he better than that. Yeah, I'm Otis. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. There you go for a playoff. There you go. That shit like he was on one of them commercials. But they said, now a word for my satisfied customer. Yeah, I'm Otis. I'm Otis. Didn't mean it, man. Didn't mean it. I'm feeling motherfucking motivated because I watched y'all niggas on Netflix last night. You did? For the hell, yeah. Oh, my god. You know, we watched history. God damn it, oh man. That's me. Enjoy yourself. You know your car getting broke into tonight. We are shooting a special. And you is doing your only fans content on stage. Trying to get some old follow-up, then. When he nutted, bro, when nobody in there with me, it was just me. You was the only. This is easy. We, that shit ain't got too strong. Why you say that? Because I was had it the other day. Or it was a pregnancy pillow. The one that you lay between the legs. That ain't really a bad idea. I'm at home taking naps like I'm 10 months. Magazine, salt and pepper, and heavy deed all in the limousine, hanging pictures of my wall. Every Saturday, it was a rap attack. Mr. Magic, Marley Mall. I let my tape rock to my tape pop. Come on, man. All they rock to the end of the day. That man, I kept playing my tape till he didn't play no more. Till it broke. Come on, man. And you could always tell him when your tape about to break. That shit started going, ooh. Slow down a little bit. Yeah, and that shit didn't pop. That was some sad day. That was the saddest. I remember I was trying to not never forget, bro, I was trying to catch this one. A bond. Separated first came out. And you know how they premiered a song on the radio? Man, I heard the tale end of it. And I was like, what is that? And the guy sat at the radio all day waiting to press play and record at the same time to record this song. It was like midnight. They finally played that bitch again. I hit record and the tape pop. Man, damn. I was sick. We hear that word because I ain't had no problem. I did use the CD. You was recording shit all the radio on the CD? No, I'm just laying there, nigga. He came out. He was born during the Bernard C.D. era. Yeah. No, he wasn't. Yes, I was. DVD. My dad was a DVD man. But that don't mean you didn't listen to the tape. That nigga, oh, did you think he is? I'm 35. 35. Oh. Yeah. I thought he went to school with flying them. He was supposed to go to school. At some point, but I don't know if it was with flying them. I thought that, see that nigga tricked me. What? He tricked me. I thought that nigga was young. I'm 35, bro. That ain't young? I ain't old. I ain't say it ain't young. It ain't young. Right in the middle. Right, yeah. Right in the middle. You ain't in the middle yet. You just, this your first year of officially being grown. All right. Yeah. That's where it started. That's what it is? Yeah. All down. I thought I was grown all the time. What was I? Nah, you were a nigga and an adult. Now you're grown as me at 35. Yeah. First year. I know I was, because I had to, I had to got me a little ass for my birthday on Thursday and shit. And I just offered her $50. She ain't even wanted it. I was like, man, look, go get you something to eat, man. You said you ain't got you a little what? A little ass. OK. And you just gave her $50. After we was done. So you put a $10. But I just feel like. I didn't have to pay for it. It was free. Oh. 25-year-old would have never done that. That's what I'm saying. That's grown. 25-year-old is what you have done that. Yeah, because 25, I'd ask Huff or somebody else to do that. Duality. Fuck that. It's all about growth. And that's where you say how I feel. I feel like motherfuckers been bullshitting the whole time. Explain. Look how that shit happened. You was there. You know how it happened. And remember all the people who was telling us it wasn't going to happen the way that it happened? Right. And then it happened even bigger than they said how it wasn't going to happen. Right. Like, we succeeded harder than they thought we were going to fail. That is irrelevant. But to hear that shit in real life and know that it was already inaccurate when I was hearing it, where I was hearing it, and who I was hearing it from, it's like, no. Because you don't even get it. I already know it works. Working it. But now we get to show the world why it worked, why they love it, and how. Like, people don't know when it's nothing to compare it to. Right. I agree. I mean, I think that was the biggest thing. I think that it was the, as far as the journey, it was the newness and the unconventional nature of what we was doing. You hear how people talk about how it's never been done before. But when something's never been done before, people don't know how to receive it. Hold on. Let's see. That's why I got a backtrack right now. First of all, I'm grateful and thankful and appreciative. You know, if you don't say that, people will think that you don't mean that. Right. You know what I'm saying? But that's given already. They don't know what it took. You know those moments of trying to get this shit right and figuring it out. So I appreciate the opportunity to do what we do, because they could have just easily not fucked with it, too. Yeah, but I think that even if I don't think that it was an option of not fucking with it, because we fuck with it so hard, and that comes through. You know what I mean? Like, I think that when people see what we do, I think that it's a reflection of what we are putting out. Like, energy is real. The energy we put out and have been putting out has been consistent. So now, like we were saying earlier, like the game has shifted to where it's Netflix now. But 10 years ago, everybody was still trying to get on HBO and buying for that. But the energy was the same. People were trying to put out something that they would gravitate towards. But we decided to put out something that we wanted people to fuck with. And whatever the machine is, no matter what it shifts to, we have to come to us because people, the people made what we do what it is. You know what I'm saying? It's for black people anyway! Yeah, exactly. That doesn't care if I'm on stage, man. Yeah, all the way. You know what I'm saying? But it's for all people. It is. And that's what's so dope about it is everybody gets to see and form their own opinion. Right. You know what I mean? That's the beautiful part. I love this shit. Like, I can't ask. Like, cause we'd have been in the game together from the jump. Like, there's something that always keeps me in. And I guess if you want to use humble as a word, but I always think if somebody would have told us when we was walking up and down Times Square trying to send $50 home, Western Union, that one day we'll be sitting here. Would you have believed it? I feel, you know how my mind said this? I was like, yeah, of course. What else, though? You get what I'm saying? Cause even at that time, I already knew that was going to be a phase two. Like that wasn't, like it didn't take us long to realize that even that opportunity wasn't as what it was presented. It's like, oh, oh, okay. It don't just happen like that. Yeah. It had to hit the ground running. Right. But I had said this, that's why I don't answer the question, will you see yourself in the next five years? Because... Cause it might take you five more weeks to blow up. Exactly. Five more days. Yeah, and it's like, I never limit myself to where my mind can drum up. Because if you'd have asked me that when I was an open micker at the comedies on the Greensboro, I wouldn't have named half of the shit I've done already. Right. I wouldn't even have been able to dream up what God has put into my life that I've already accomplished. God and people too. I don't think people get enough credit. In what regard? Because you end to come up doing comedy for fucking damn near 10 years straight before you even do anything major that you feel like is a project, you know what I'm saying? On the major platform, when those people build you up and they tell you that shit and they motivate you and they keep you going. But all the people who say positive shit, who believe in you, who just run up on you that you've never seen, that you didn't even know who the fuck you were. Those people push you to another level too because you get that confirmation that you got good shit that you have. You know what I mean? That they fuck with you wherever it is. Like even if you did some shit that's small and local and you posted it and it got a thousand views. You run into 800 of them people who literally watched that shit. You get what I'm saying? Bull cities. In North Carolina, July 15th. Coming to the city, man. You're on Performing Hot 70s. When she go city, he knows it. He beat up them. You know what I'm saying? Bull city. Y'all love it. Get your tickets. Y'all. Yeah, y'all. You know what I'm saying? That ain't it. That ain't it. Do this. Do this. That's the Bull city right there. That's the Bull city. Bull city. Yeah, we coming. Bull Carolina, all the money raised. Nah, they don't like that. July 15th, you're on the North Carolina. Bull city. You're on Performing Hot 70s. They don't do that shit. No, people live there. But they don't like that on them. That's like, oh, it's over. It's over. It's the state. North Carolina. You know where you're going, man? You should have talked about it. That would have probably been better. What? You know what I'm saying? July 15th. All right, no. Now, put it in there. Come on. Tell them to come to the show July 15th. So they don't think we laugh. Y'all, they'll show up to that show July 15th. You know what I'm saying? No, right? You see what she said? July 15th, you do them North Carolina. July 15th, North Carolina. Don't see these boys. Yeah. North Carolina. You know what I'm saying? North Carolina. I don't know if she ain't saying a new one, but it's North. North Carolina. There you go. All right, come on. Don't get your hands dirty. Don't get your hands dirty. This episode is sponsored by Bluetooth. Fellas, come on, man. It's summertime. It's a hot girl summer, man. These girls ain't going to get no hotter. You know what I'm saying? So if you're trying to heat up the bedroom, you know what I'm saying? You're trying to set that thing ablaze, get you a Bluetooth, increase your performance, and give you the extra confidence in the bedroom. You know what I'm saying? 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On the last day of the first season. Now, I mean, I'm talking about when it actually came. You know what, now that you say that, the whole entirety of it. Because on the last day, the last season of the first season of Wild'n Out, we shot. We did that just off the top. And everybody was like, amen, when this shit hit, it's going to be. And we was like, all right, you know what I mean? We don't even know if this shit going to come out for real. But then when it came out, you remember you checked the Twitter? I had probably about maybe 1,000 followers at that time. Maybe at that. May I check my mentions? I had 690 something mentions after that old school battle came out. And at that time, I was like, what the fuck? I'd never seen no shit like that before. So that was the first time that I had ever seen a response like you was talking about in the masses. But that individual, like you said, the people that come up to you that's been seeing you from the beginning, today is so crazy. Because a lot of those people who would come and watch me at the Comedy Zone do, open mic was like, hitting me today like, man, this is so amazing. I've been watching you from the beginning, man. I knew you was going to be something. And those people actually did tell me I was going to be something. Bro, I remember I had did a show. I want to say in like, Dayton, Ohio, whichever one of them comedy clubs would that shit look like you in the shower? Toledo. Yeah, yeah. Man, I'm talking shit. This lady in the front row was like, I've been to nine of your shows. Somebody else was like, I've been to 12 of them. And then this white dude, who was just sitting there? I've been to about 35 of your shows. Man, who the fuck is that? I would never forget this shit. It's just, you never know. Who paying attention? Like who paying attention? Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to be crazy because now people are like, oh shit, we watching it in London. Yeah. But they supposed to been watching it. But see, people, it's like that attachment. You know what I mean? You can have something, but when a certain something gets attached to it, it's kind of like, you know what I mean? Getting your product in Walmart. You know what I mean? You can be selling that shit. I mean, hand over fist. That's exactly what it's like. We in Walmart now. We in Walmart now. Like it's like you could be, it don't matter how good you do it locally, nor how many other stores you'd have had your product in. Once you get in Walmart, you in Walmart. Yeah, in that bitch. You know what I mean? And that's the thing people understand. It's not about how you, when you get into a space like that, it's not about how much you sell. It's about how much they buy. I'm watching this shit every day. At me too. Every day. Oh fuck, I'm about to die. Every day, I'm going to watch this shit. I told you. Even when I'm not watching it, and I'm about to go to sleep, I'm leaving this shit on the TV. Keep it on. I'm starting to call somebody at 12 o'clock hitting the window. What the fuck going on? I stayed up at three. They didn't put the subtitles on there. So even motherfuckers who can't hear about the white shit. This shit is beautiful. Negative. Yeah. Look, somewhere somebody reading that shit with the caption on Japanese. Yo man, make sure you put the catches on this shit, man. We got some people who can't hear who want to read it. And we fucked with them too. Y'all got some people in Japan watching that shit, the caption in Japanese. They don't give a fuck. They just looking at us and like, they are so black. They're fascinated by how black we are. How black we are. They are so fucking black. All the way, man. All the way. They love that shit. Yeah, man. And for me, it's like the response and seeing how people are receiving something that, you know, we've been doing for so long and it's like, it's always crazy when somebody sees something that you've been doing for years and they react to it like it's never been seen before. It hasn't. They haven't seen this shit before. But it's wild to see people who you would have thought have always been watching it. Say, man, man, it's undeniable when it's in Wal-Mart. You know what I'm saying? You can act like you don't see it everywhere else. But when you walk in Wal-Mart and see that display, you be like, y'all, man, I gotta call you, man. I just seen your chips in Wal-Mart, nigga. You can grab it afterwards. I wonder how many people haven't watched this shit on purpose. Yeah. I don't wanna see no niggas turn that law and order on, man. Time. That's crazy, man. Shout out to all the people who tried to ignore this shit. But you can't. You can't. Yeah. You can't. You can't. And that's the beautiful part of it. And I, in watching it, it's like, man, you know what I mean? This is a... Give me some of your favorite 85 South moments. Period? Period. Oh my God. When you see it, that bitch wake up in the morning and fly out the window like a pterodactyl. Niggas. Niggas. That shit. That niggas said, why? Bro, I almost threw up my niggas. That, man, it's so many, bro. It's so many. Fly as the blow up dog. Amen. You as the crackhead. Don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know. You when you said the nigga in New York. You said, bro, I got a train. It's just a picture in the trip. Make him go find it. Go find that. New York. Make him go find it. The New York episode, man. Oh my God. I mean, it's so many songs, man. We was in making. I think I was watching the Toastal episode so early. I said, we ain't Toastal television. Put some toast in the Toastal. Yeah. Oh, that Toastal one, when you was like, man, them white, then when you got to do, amen, please, man, please try. Oh my God, man. Hey, yo, that's crazy, man. Amen, listen, them. Chicago, when they had that first head, Otter 2? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That ain't gonna have a burst. No. That was something, that took it to a, I think that was one of the moments that really, for us in the moment, we realized in that moment, like, oh, we doing some different shit right here. Because it's never prepared. They just break out of song. Yeah, we never knew it. Like, he came, I'm assuming to, you know, I guess he, we had no idea. We used to literally walk through the whole crowd. Yeah, yeah. You remember this shit, like the entire crowd? That's where that skew me came from. In South Carolina, like walking through the crowd, bro. Like, it's so many songs. Like, my, it's so many moments at 85, so. Why y'all don't do a sound track like that? But it's crazy, because it's so many that, we will, now we got studio, we going to that bitch. Big belly nigga in Macon. I'm talking about with all the songs y'all come up with on stage. Big belly nigga in Macon. What you think we gonna come off stage and just go remember them as we go out here and out? I can be in New York, outside forever in New York. She's confident. She's confident. Them titties of mine, even though that would never, we never seen that one, but that one was classic. San Antonio. Yes. Them titties of mine. Is it a lone lost San Antonio episode? I think that's... Joe, drop the episodes. Yeah, we did like, we did like five shows. Hey man, we got to celebrate. We got to give them some shit to let them know that make a 85 self show is on Netflix. So I might just have to say, welcome back to the 85 self show on Netflix. Gee, we used to bar Netflix. Gonna send that screenshot. Next year we gonna have us a 2B special. Yeah, oh, the 2B movie coming. A 2B movie is, I'm talking about, we got to do a 2B movie. I want to do a low budget movie first. I want them to, I want the world to see how good we can make a low budget hood classic nigga. We need to make us a little low budget and moving. The call center, with a general ass title. Call center. Man, I'm leaving the call center. If you ain't been there, do shit. You gonna sit your black ass over there and answer them motherfucking calls. Oh, here come Big Larry. Hey, hey, hey, this is my goddamn call center. All calls goes to me. Yeah, come on, man, the street. That's the name of the movie. Let's do some stupid, man. Up the street. Let's do a movie where everybody trying to get that GED together. GED to get a ride up the street. No, we need to do one where everybody trying to get that GED together. What? GED. Yep. Yep. That's getting it together. The process. GED. Getting it together. Together. Together. Together. Together. GED. Yep. That's it. That's three right there. Call center, Up the Street and GED. That's three. That's three we can put out right there. All the way. Where mama? Where mama? Bro, where mama? This kid, where mama? This is just where mama? That's the movie. We just looking for mama. We don't know where mama at. Where is mama? Mama. Then when you find that then she's just like, yeah, y'all looking for me for that. That's it. Get it going. It's just a whole movie to find out. It's just a whole movie to find out what mama was up to. I'm broke. No way. That's what the fuck I'm at. Right. She gonna be in Colorado. And then you come up. Mama went on to whoop everybody and beginin' up it. Exactly. They start doin' a very short film. Very short film. Where mama? Then you come back. Very short film. That's the whole film category. Where daddy? We'll win everything. We didn't drop trailers all day. Yeah, that's it. Where mama? That said Larry. You just put trailers out in the movies that ain't never come out. Hey Chico, where daddy gonna be three minutes long? Yeah. Where daddy? Don't ask me about your motherfuckin' daddy. Ask your daddy about your daddy. Then the shit just go off and mama just goin' up. Chico being just a black mama cussin' for five minutes straight. They was in the studio and watched the Tubi movie earlier I called him. I was like, y'all ain't watchin' the Tubi movie. Tubi got a big movie. Since Tubi ain't got a series, I wanna do a series of all the shit your father wasn't doing when he was not being a good father. This is what, these were some of the best moments of this nigga life. Unbeknownst to you, you missed my birthday party. Chico being a suck. Wait a minute. Now, wait a minute. Look, they go off on what Chico being a suck. I was on tour with Public Entertainment when you, when you was born. You know I was a rapper in 93. Hey man. It got to go off when he get ready to answer. Look, let me tell you what happened. Chico being a suck. Chico being a suck. They'll be soon, all the way. They'll be alive. Bad but Tubi do. Some of these motherfuckers so short, all they do is go off. Chico the title, Chico being a suck. Yeah man, damn that. Look man, you ain't got my mind. I'm gon' kill your ass. What's your favorite though? Now think about it. What's your favorite hood movie? My favorite hood movie? Your favorite hood movie. Like low budget? Yeah, just low budget. Not the main, I got the menaces inside. I got a new favorite movie there. The one you just did. Oh, The Dirty Third? Yeah, that don't count over there. My all time favorite independent movie is Who Made the Potato Salad. You fuckin' Who Made the Potato Salad? But I was, you know it's like, before it was that one, it was Unbounded. I think Unbounded is one of the greatest movies ever made. Come on man, Jelassi's team, and you know what time it is. QC, Queens City, Charlotte, North Carolina, we comin' to the Bojangles arena. What the fuck are you missin'? See how excited she was? That's how excited y'all better be. Jelassi's team, we comin' to the QC. Come to the show. Jelassi's team, come to the show. Come on now. You gotta walk way up in the game. Damn, see that? See that type of thing? Keep workin' on some things. QC, Charlotte, July 16th, Bojangles arena. Come to the show. Oh, she gon' be doin' great. She gon' be doin' great. She gon' be doin' great. She gon' be doin' great. Kissin' the parking lot so he wants your dreads. Oh, see that back there? QL16, she gon' doin' for you. At a discounted price, if you get your tickets today, she's so sure, baby. Smellin' incense, no gas. She smell like cocoa butter made from scratch. She sellin' it, QL16, and Charlotte, North Carolina, at the Bojangles arena. QL16, QL16, she gon' get your tickets. Come on in here, man. This is the third grade teacher, and she gon' be givin' out books. QL16, Charlotte, North Carolina, get your tickets. Books for the kids. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Raina Cole. And y'all know, Orlando, we owe y'all, so we comin' back in a big way. August 10th, poor minds is comin' to Orlando for our live show. Yes, we comin' to Orlando Improv. I cannot wait to see all y'all faces, you know. Unfortunately, we had to reschedule these days, so I'm super excited to come out and see y'all doors open at seven. Yes, and the show starts at eight, and we back bigger than ever. Let me tell y'all, y'all should be happy, because this show, this round, it's super lit. So Orlando, August 10th, doors open at seven. Show starts at eight. Orlando Improv. We'll see y'all, and we outside Boogie's hearing. Put it on, because we comin'. That's it. One of you motherfuckers been talkin' to friends. I don't know who it is. Could be you, could be you, could be you. They're gonna remember me and ask me, like, yeah, catch this. Yeah, see if you catch the net, car wash. Car wash? From the 70s car wash? No, car wash. Car wash for Snoop Dogg? That ain't really a low budget, though. Who all over there shittin' me? Stacey? Nigga, don't say my name, nigga. If it's like you had Disney Child, then car wash is hard. Yeah, that was a little bit... Oh, that ain't true. Is the East Side of this one, too? Yeah. Who? East Side of the Snoop Dogg. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit, what about the move when Silk the Shocker was doin' karate? Hot boy. That nigga was doin' karate. Shut the fuck up. He was, bruh. He was. Silk the Shocker was, that nigga had a dojo and everything, that nigga was... The first I got to hook up? Yeah, the first I got to hook up? Ball of blockin'? Ball of blockin'? Ball of blockin'? Oh, yeah, ball of blockin' with that craze? See, that's your problem. That had two people in it. Somebody had to beat your ass. Yeah, uh-huh. Somebody had to beat your stupid ass up. But nigga sleep on it, nigga sleep on choices. I fuck with the choices. Choices was my shit, bruh. Choices, what else? Choices was hard. It's a... Man. It's a DC, it's a DC Hood movie. And motherfuckers ain't seated. Taraji P. Henson in it. What is it called? It got Harrison. I'm gonna tell you another good one. Black Spring Break. Black Spring Break is hilarious. With Daeron Southwood. Daeron Southwood, yeah, uh-huh. And he said, well, be over the night to pick you up in a limo. Limo? You mean limo-zine? Trippin' a good-ass movie. Trippin'? Trippin', yeah. And Three Strikes. Some of them shit's so terrible they good. Fat Beach. Fat Beach, yeah. Three Strikes, my shit, too. Even though they ain't no budget, but still. Nah, we goin' good classics. Good classics. Shottles. You know what? The first low budget, another one that went, like the Leprechaun. The first Leprechaun? Leprechaun in the hood? The Leprechaun in the hood, yeah. That shit was disrespectful, bro. Well, that shit was goofy as hell. That shit was goofy as hell. Tales from the hood is a hood classic to be to, man. Tales from the hood, bro. They were fuckin' niggas, my nigga. That nigga called the niggas. That move made me hate dolls for real. That move made me hate dolls. Yeah, them niggas, but the scariest one to me love all the stories. The scariest one was the one when... David Allen Gryff? No, not David Allen Gryff. You were scared of the abusive stepfather? Yeah, yeah. Not David Allen Gryff. That was the last one when the niggas found out they was dead, bro. That was when that nigga smacked that nigga with the pace. Hmm. He was like, what the fuck? The stuff. And they said, the shit, the shit, the shit. It's right over here. And when we said, this ain't... Who y'all been feeling the best crackhead? And it ain't the pterodome knife to hell, motherfucker. I was like, oh, no. Who y'all been feeling the best crackhead ever? The big crackhead ever. Had a barrier in Samuel L. Jackson. Oh, no. Had a jungle fever? No. Shit. Well, ain't nobody fuckin' with jungle fever. Like, shit. The momma won't fuck. Cuz I'm a... The momma won't fuck. How did that happen? No, that nigga said, I hate the resort to knockin' old people over the head for money. But I do it. You know I do it. I do it. I like gettin' high. That nigga always start dancin' when he wants one. You talkin' about Gator. Come on, man. Hey, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna fuckin' right there. Get to my fuckin' money. I smoke the motherfuckin' TV. Yeah, yeah. Where's the TV, Gator? You know where the TV is. I smoke the motherfuckin' TV. Yeah, I was sayin'. Can you believe that shit? Sorry, motherfucker. I didn't even daddy pop until I made this dad Jeff in you. Yeah. And they put out a little doo-doo by that big and hit it there in the stomach. I think Spike Lee should make more movies like that. Hell, yeah. Cuz he's missed a whole generation. Yeah. It'd be difficult now, though. No, it wouldn't. Spike Lee gotta have a lot of movies, though, that we just don't know about. He doesn't know about it. We should know about it. I agree. Nigga, we knew about all the mother ones. I agree. Back to makin' them good-ass black stories, man. I agree. And when I was becomein' an alpha in my niggas, I had watched school days. And I had seen it before, but that shit hit different with niggas. It hit different when you boy, I'm talkin' about with them niggas. And I was, you know, becomein' an alpha. So that scene when them niggas was at that step show, it was with the brothers of the illustrious alpha, five-alpha fraternity incorporated in them niggas. I was like, ooh. They made you learn that shit. Yeah, hell yeah. We did it at our probate. We definitely was at our probate. I am, bro. All the way. This nigga here. Yeah. He long stroke. Yeah, exactly. That's... What's your favorite Spike Lee movie, though? I gotta say, Do the Right Thing, bro. Do the Right Thing? That's the class of mine. He got gang. Gotta say. Yeah. He got gang. That's dark. He's kinda dark. He got gang. I'm gonna tell you the one that, like, resonated with me the most, though. It's Crooklyn. Oh, Crooklyn, man. That's my daughter. Mama favorite movie. Spike Lee wrote that, too? Yeah, Spike Lee. A Spike Lee joint, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Crooklyn was good, man. Niggas is good about bamboozling, though. Bamboozling, yeah. Bamboozling, yeah. It's hilarious, my nigga. Boy, that one was right. I be smackin' them hoes. I be smackin' my hoes. Everyone knows it goes. Smackin' these hoes. I be smackin' them hoes. I be smackin' my hoes. Everyone knows it goes. Smackin' these hoes. Smackin' them hoes. Smackin' them hoes. Smackin' them hoes. Smackin' these hoes. Spike Lee wrote that. Bamboozling. I be smackin' my hoes. I be smackin' my hoes. I be smackin' my hoes. Thank you. That was an awesome name. Spike Lee wrote that. Media. Niggas is a beautiful thing. Niggas is a beautiful thing. What's that other one he wrote with Robert Townsend, man, when they was Hollywood Shuffle? Hollywood. No, that was just Robert Townsend and then Hollywood Shuffle. Then returning to Zombie Pimp. Moe better blue. Moe better blue. Classic. That's a classic. That's a good one. Him and, him and, uh, but that Malcolm X probably. Now check this out though. One night I'm in LA though. I'm in LA though. One of my favorite characters. Hold on, I'm in LA though. I'm in LA though. I'm in LA. You know how I be when I be in LA. I'm on LA time in business. Man, I'm on stage at the comedy store, right? Uh huh. I get off stage. Guess who out there? Ooh, my fucking Spike Lee. For real? Fucking with it. That's crazy. He's Don Cheadle character. Moe better blue is one of my favorite characters ever. Mouse? No, that was Denzel once. Yeah, Denzel. Yeah, it up. You know Don Cheadle was his homeboy. Yeah. My favorite. Who your favorite movie character ever? If you got a favorite. In all the movies. In all the movies ever. I got a number one. Blue. Period. Period. I have number one. Ordale Robey. Jackie Brown. Ordale Robey. I can do it. Like period? What? Man, Ordale Robey, the coldest nigga ever. The way he got Chris Tucker to getting that trunk and that car on that movie. And then he say, look, you remember the three machine guns I sold last year? From a fire heart beat? No, that's Samuel Jackson. Samuel Jackson is Ordale Robey. Okay. And then you got Vanessa Chris Tucker to get that truck. and tell him I'm going in the truck to show him the goods. You pop out, rack this motherfucker. And that nigga, Christophe, was like, man, I ain't finna get no, yeah, I ain't finna shoot nobody. I ain't say nothing about you, shoot nobody. All you gotta do is put him in there, get the idea. He said, man, I ain't getting no goddamn truck. He's like, man, we ain't going away, but took a real town, we ain't gonna be in there no more than 20 minutes. Who heard the, I ain't gonna be in that motherfucker for no minutes, man. He said, man, I can't believe you do me like this. He said, nigga, do you like what, man? I wanna help you. I just don't wanna ride in the truck in no car. He was like, well, how small was that jail cell, motherfucker? And then you know, I ain't got him. He was like, look, after we get finished fucking with these Koreans, take it to Roscoe's chicken and waffles on me. That's gold special, smothering the nineties, gravy, colas, that's some good eating. Got that nigga in the trunk, brought him a plate, strawberry letter 23, pulled around the corner, jumped out the, jumped out the car, opened the trunk, shot that nigga two times in the head, pulled off. Coldest nigga ever, man. That nigga pulled up on Robert De Niro with Chris Tucker body in the trunk. I remember that move. He opened up the trunk and was like, nigga, who the fuck is this? He said, what do you do? He said, that's, that's Beaumont. Like who's Beaumont? Favorite. And then Roy, he had to let go. The nigga said, what he do? He put himself in a position where he was gonna have to do 10 years in prison. That's what he did. And if you know Beaumont, do you know, ain't no way you can do 10 years. And if you know that, then you know Beaumont's gonna do anything Beaumont can to keep from doing them 10 years, including telling the federal government, any and every motherfucking thing about my black hair. And that's a situation of him or me. And you best believe it ain't gonna be me. Yeah, that nigga's a cold nigga, man. I'ma go with, I like Ed's Alba, bro. Edges, who? Ed's Alba. Who the fuck is, is what? Edges Alba. Elba, nigga? Elba. This nigga said, What movie is Edges Alba? What movie is Edges Alba? What did Edges Alba? You know what, what, what, what, what, what? That's Edges Alba. That's Edges Alba? I thought that was, no, I'm thinking you saying that's a movie character. I thought Edges Alba was in a movie I'd never seen before. That goddamn Beast of No Nation. I ain't never seen that. Oh my God, listen. Beast of No Nation. You ever seen that color? That nigga Edges Alba, he, Edges Alba. Elba. This nigga probably watch this shit. Who's that asshole saying my name like that? I'm talking to you, dude. Listen, bro, he like, he like this African warlord. Okay. And it's like this little boy, you know, their refugee, they come in, kill air, don't fuck it up, I'ma watch it tonight. Listen, you, besides that motherfucking 85 South show, for real? It's not another better show on that bitch. I ain't seen it. It's a series. It's a movie. Okay. I bet I'ma watch this shit. The whole African fight, Beast of No Nation. More than weed, man. That's a good-ass move, bro. Beast of No Nation. Beast of No Nation. That's it. I'ma put that on the playlist. I gotta see that. I ain't never watched that. When I first heard Edges Alba talk in real life, it fucked it up. Because, bro, like, this nigga would string a bell on the wire. I'm trying to think about it. If I had to pick a favorite movie character of all time, I don't, I never thought about it. Man, if I had to pick one for you, I'd think you'd pick a nigga like JD's Revenge. No, that's a cold motherfucker. You know this. I fuck with all that. That's what I'm saying. Like, I'ma see every old bitch move it. That's the best fucking I ever had. That's cause you're fucking with dates. You know what I mean? He put the whole I Got Mad about it. He got put the whole I Got Mad at himself. Damn, that ain't put the whole I Got Mad. Damn. It might be Nino Brown, though. Weston. Man, that's a cold one. Nino Brown. No, Weston appeared. Oh, Nino Brown. Nino Brown. Oh, you said the favorite movie character. Oh, a character. Yeah, your favorite character in a movie. You know what I mean? They don't have to be an actor, I'm saying. And the daddy from Sugar Hill, too. Oh, yeah. What do you want from me? That's the same nigga from Tell from the Hood. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All the way. He's a cold nigga. Fuck Smith, Carlos Miller. Oh, shit. You know what time this boy DC on Flip? Jic-O-Bing. Hey. Make it, man. July 30th, make in Coliseum. That's like the make in Coliseum. We gonna be no. We gonna be making y'all laugh like a motherfucker. Fuck you, tell him I don't want to tell him I don't back. Get there early, cuz you know the traffic in making me crazy here when I'm down there. So get them tickets. Hit the website. Pull up. And we'll see you in make July 30th. Three-Headed Mom for tour. Get your tickets, man. You know what's happening? What's up, man? What's up, man? What's up, some bias? What's up, some bias? Y'all have a great show, man. Thank you, man. Hey, man, I appreciate y'all, bro. Love, coffee. Oh, shit. Well, I don't know, somebody you made me yawn, ugly, ugly. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, XP. And Miami. I'm excited. I'm excited, too. We been long. And I can't wait to see y'all. It's the perfect way to kind of, I guess, end the summer, cuz the summer's almost be over. And it's like August 13th. We gonna be in Miami. Miami and Prop. Show's doors open at 7. Show starts at 8. Yes, and I'm telling y'all, look. This is right before my birthday, too. So y'all know I'm finna be liin', turnin' net. Ooh, I'm finna put it on for Miami. I'm telling y'all, listen. August 13th. Doors open at 7. Show starts at 8. Miami and Prop. Y'all, please do not miss this show. Y'all know we gonna have people poppin' up, rollin' up on us. Miami, it's gonna be fun. Welcome to Miami. Here we go. So I'm Miami. Best of luck. See y'all soon. What's up, all people? You like to be there or be queer? Well, what's with that giggy bitch? Hey, what's up, Virginia? July 22nd, I will be in Tyson's corner. Talk to me. What you got goin' on in the 22nd? Pull up on me. What's the theater correct? Capital One Hall, that's what we gonna be. Make sure you grab those tickets and pull up on me. I've been tryin' to see you. I know what you said about... Come over there, though. I'm workin' on somethin' bigger than us. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. There's blessings that's gonna come through here, too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever been know that? Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing. Every n***a here done called a hood blessing before. Like, when you're driving home and you see the pole leave behind you for a little bit, then they hit the light and just scoot on beside ya. Yeah, that's a good n***a blessing right there. Cause at the end of the day, I'm on tour. And I need you to be there so I can tell some jokes to you. I'll see you when you come see me. Creeper was the crackhead in the Dothermite movie. Oh, yeah. Hamburger pen. I gotta say Bumper Johnson. Oh, you talkin' about Hoodlum? Bumper Johnson, man, Hoodlum. Yeah, Hoodlum. Lawrence Fishburne, that's the code when I fuck with him. Yeah. Ferris Styles was a code-ass character, too. Ferris Styles was a code character, too. Lawrence Fishburne, that's a good conversation. Back then, you either had that type of dad. You played the coldest n****s in movies. Back then, you either had that type of dad. You either had a Ferris-style type dad. You had him, you know, bro, you know. N***a, he was so dope with n***a-cunches. Yeah. Oh, he wasn't there? Yeah, he wasn't there. Yeah, but that Hoodlum man, Hoodlum's so crazy. Carlos, did you smell it with him for a while? I just hate when they make movies about black people and they be like, you can't feed this baby with drug money. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Now, that's when you know they be miscommunicating with the Hoodlum. They might have said that at first, but after a while, you can feed that baby with it. Yeah, you can feed that baby some steak with drug money, especially depending on where era it was in. The mommas didn't like the drug money and move it back there. They always thought, get this dope money out of my house. You a liar. They always give the momma a whack-ass job. Yeah, the momma used to have it. Momma, you are a soft-weight McKinnon, man. Listen, son, in 90 days, we all gonna have health and dental insurance. One of my benefits did you. Momma, you ain't gonna never make it out of his fixing his dishwash. Push him out. Before he gets to the dope, she got some wack-ass Bible verse. I'd rather sell crack in the hell than to have a talk. But momma, I get up. Then it goes through a monologue. I couldn't believe my momma would even talk to me that way when all I was trying to do was help the situation we was in. But now I realize, I'm really on my own. Then it cuts up. Then they had that one scene with a white cop show up. Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, can I ask you a few questions about your son? Don't have a son. Well, if you remember anything, you give me a call. Yeah, that's how I be in the movies, boy. The movies be wacky as hell. They let the momma run back into the sun before the police get to him door and gate. Oh, yeah, all the way. They gonna lock your ass up. They gonna lock your nigga's ass up. Yeah, this is what a nigga really ballin' now. A nigga out there with a Miko or like, hey, take a picture. Nigga be like, hey, yo, hey, yo, smooth. Your mom, yo. Hey, your mom's, man. So this is what you doing? Then you gotta stop. Your gang says, hey, yo, yo, yo, chill, bro. It's my momma, man. Your mom's, what you doin' out here? So your name's not Anthony no more. Mr., oh shit, I say Mr. A Money. Now did you carry a thing? But they just put a lien on the house and I don't know what I'm gonna do. I did the best I can and they let me go from this up with mechanic job and everything's just been gone crazy. And I just want you to come home. Mama, mama, mama, mama. Come home. Mama, mama. Look at me. Stop all that crying. I paid the house off this morning. Everything's taken care of. I don't need you crying. That's what I've been trying to tell you this whole time. All I've been trying to do is make it better for us. And that's what this does, mama. You see all these people in here? They work for me. If you call that worth it. Me. Me. She go call over you. She gon' be. She gon' be. As soon as she passed out, he didn't do it. I know one character that was cold as fuck. He was the main character. Who was that? That nigga from... Oh, yeah. Oh, Cardi. Cardi won the coldest niggas ever. Clip it with the top, that nigga. Clip the bow. That nigga was walking out of the back. He might stay away from my woman. What did you say? Oh, you talking about Cardi. That nigga said, what did you say? Man, it was like this. Yeah. Suck it. Suck it. Suck it, nigga. Suck it. Nigga. That nigga said, suck it. Suck it, nigga. Yeah. She wasn't doing it like that before you left for the war, was she? Yeah, uh-huh. Never pipe the hand that feeds you, nigga. Merry Christmas Santa Claus. Hey, man. That nigga, Cardi, was a cold mama. Kirby was a raw nigga, then moving on. That nigga, Cardi, poor dumb sucker on a lollipop. Uh, huh, Cardi. Suck it. You grabbed the old leg. Everybody just trying to eat something. And you done grabbed the real motherfucking leg. I should've used it to kick you in between your fucking shoulder plates. Hey, man. Remember the daughter Carrie Bates, my bitch. You got more heart than your own, man? You got more heart than your punk ass daddy. That's a classic right there, man. That's a classic, girl. That's a classic right there, man. Another classic on man, nigga, don't talk about bruh. It's colors, bruh. Oh, what? Colors was a good classic. I am a nightmare walking. It's like a past talking. You know my favorite part is tell her, take it out, snob, that is our job. With the clips, ding, ding, ding, ding, on the nile. Yo, man, my man Pac-Man Puss it in on my mans, man. They did them bad, man. Left them laying in the bed like a pig with a big dick, man. You take it out, snob, that is our job. I'm saying that, they work this too. Oh, yeah, but that's the movie, man. It's the movie. They ain't gonna give a fuck about that. They ain't gonna give a fuck about that. They ain't gonna give a fuck about that. Yeah, they ain't gonna give a fuck about that. My bad, excuse me. But, yeah, that nigga Damon Wayans and that motherfucker, man, colors was a classic. This guy's a blood. Rocket. Rocket. Yeah, Rocket. I don't know when they whooped that nigga ass. You know another one? They whooped his ass and put his face on the grill. You know another one that they don't talk about? What's about man, Glenn Plummer? South Central. South Central. OG Bombay, South Central, bro. Your son out there breaking in cars. What? Jimmy's only 10 years old. At that age, they don't ask no questions. It's all the whole story. That nigga said, gotta go, Bobby. Can't hear all that? That nigga told him the whole story. Very good. All them little boys breaking in them cars and he give them $10, $20, maybe, maybe. He didn't sell them same radios for $100. Man. New house for Ray Ray. Man. New car for Ray Ray. For Ray Ray. Ray Ray, Ray Ray. Man. Hey, what about that one? Hey, one of my favorite scenes on South Central is when that nigga, Black Ron, saved my man from getting raped by the white dudes. Hey, this is a man. He's a man. This a man. He was like, why need 25 carton cigarettes? This a man. Man, I said, I want this to serve for 15 years. 10 bucks of cigarettes, lots and lots of cigarettes. That nigga said, I'm going to talk and you're going to listen. I have a son. And I was on him about the way he dressed. Put your shoulders up. Hold your head up. Behave you like that his whole young life. That's a woman, man. That's South Central, man. Since then, I've been committing me some robbery with a hot babe. Loco. Just give me the drink. Will we get you high, baby? Because I got the rock. Freeze. Pull the car over. That was a cold ass woman. Bruh, that was a cold ass woman. It was, bro. That shit was good. You told me, Bobby Johnson. Where you at? My daughter can't sit through the shit that I like, man. But he ain't always shit. I remember my daughter hurt my feeling so bad. I was trying to show her wrestling from when I was a young Debbie Debbie to get her wrestling. No, man. I hated it. I was trying to show her. I mean, I'm talking about classic matches. I'm talking about, I'm trying to show her. Remember when Shawn Michaels threw Mardi Genetti through the glass on Brutus de Bobba's Big Cake Show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, Daddy, why is this so violent? I'm like, fat. It's not real. She was like, well, if it's not real, why do you care? I said, go upstairs. Just go upstairs. She had real logical reasons on why you shouldn't been watching this shit when you was her. I've been trying to force her to like this shit to that. I'm talking about now that she, you know, she kind of a little bit more receptive to it now. The only thing that we didn't watch that she was cool with was the last dragon, because she's seen how, that's my favorite movie, not just still act like a little boy when I watch the last dragon. I'm still singing and doing the moves. So she kind of got to do that. You do be doing the moves in front of the TV. Yes, all the way still to this day. When you reached that upper level, your mind body and soul must be one. I know the breakdances and everything. When that nigga was outside, it was like, man, you see. That nigga was wiggling out the roof, nigga. That shit cold. I just watched my favorite scene in that whole movie though. It's when show number went to the piece of real shop and broke up everything and threw that little, threw his little brother in the garbage. That little brother had to forget all this. You ain't my brother. You ain't my brother. You ain't nothing. You a sucker. Forget this beginning. We looking for Lee Roy. I'm Lee Roy. Oh, you tell him I'm a junior. Yeah, junior. May y'all never watch the penitentiary? Fly too sweet, fly. No. Come on, cat. How I did. The penitentiary, how I did. Sweet too. I ain't never seen that before. Oh, in the boxing? When he taught him how to box, that's why he was, he remember when he started winning, he was like, fly sweet too. Fly. I seen penitentiary one through five. Bro. It's five of you? You ain't never seen the penitentiary? I ain't never seen that. Man, that shit came out in like 76. One of the greatest. With Leon in it? Yes. Oh, I thought you were talking about Leon. Just like Sugar Ray Leonard. Listen, bro, call it sweet too. Too sweet. He look like Sugar Ray Leonard. For real? Yep. I got to watch that. That shit cold. That's a cold ass movie, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where I went. I got him here. That's confused with the mobile blues. Mobile blues, right. No. Hey, what's up? Houston, Texas. July 29. You're making Carlos Miller. That's right. I'm coming down there. Where am I going to be at Craig Foreman's Hall? Make sure you grab those tickets and pull up on me. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's a blessing that's going to come through here too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever bein' know that? Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing. Here in the hell done called a hood blessing before. Like when you driving home and you see the police behind you for a little bit, then they hit the light and just scoot on beside you. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good blessing right there. Is it the end of the day? I'm on tour. And I'll come see you when you come see me. With that kind of money still living in the projects, we had to figure it out. What's happening? Phoenix, Phoenix. I'm not speaking for every man. If I make it to be making $200 million, I can make $200,000. I feel like I supposed to fuck any bitch I want. So if Zion, if you want to do that, live your life. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, and you are tuned in to another episode. Show these little tricks. Now, they buy how I don't take y'all everywhere. Now, come on over. All them vines and shit, old days and shit. What we gonna see today? What we got right here? This granddaddy, man. Come on. This is what I got for my 40th. I ain't do nothing to it. Usually I put 40s on everything I got. I ain't do nothing to this, but put some music in there. You know what I'm saying? Did you do the do on it? You did the booty cat. Did you do the do? Woo, you was hitting on that joint? Yeah, 100%. Give my booty eight out of that. God damn, OK? That's living a life. When you stand on a blow-up mattress and you can get a girl lick your ass, you're a man. You're cold-blooded. Hey. Shit, nigga be broke in the bitch, man. Think about it. You ever been so broke, you just feel like you about to pass away sometime soon? You be like, I know God ain't got me out here living like this. Barry and native, you understand me? You got this monkey off your back, you understand me? If you ain't never broke a female, no chicken. Now, it's nothing that you know me should glorify and be proud of, but you know, it's just culture. The one, too, when he was Earl the goat, man of goat. Oh, yeah, the goat? Oh, yeah, the goat. That nigga said everything was taking coins off the top of the backboard. The Earl man-a-go was jumping up, taking coins off the top of the backboard. Hey, yo, kid, what's your name? Earl man-a-go. Did he say man-a-go? And then the Earl man-a-go jumped up with some chucks on and touched the top of the backboard. Oh, when he snatched the dollar off that bitch? Yeah, he snatched the dollar off the top of the backboard. Went some Chuck Taylor. Coolie, how used to be my shit, too? Oh, Coolie, how sad is a motherfucker, man? Hell, dawg, that's not what I'm talking about. Come on, I'm talking about how to hustle. When they killed cold-cheek, man, listen, bro. I'm talking about before they killed cold-cheek. Man, man, I don't care. They ain't had to do cold-cheeks like that, bro. Nah, they didn't. They didn't, bro. They didn't. We needed this segment, man, for classic black cinema. Yeah. Any honorable mentions in there? Oh, there's plenty of honorable ones. Lack of one of blues. Lack of one of blues? Uh, what else? What's another classic black movie that most people don't? Rosewood. Rosewood. Warriors. Warriors? Well, Warriors wasn't really black. Don't try the gang bang for real. I mean, that was the original gang bang. Warriors. Come on. Color purple? Color purple. Yeah, of course. Beloved. Beloved. Beloved. Beloved. I want you to touch me on the inside. Yes. Yeah. I'm going to have to go back to the 70s. I'm going to have to go... You got to collectivize. Will it dynamite? Oh, well, I'm going to pull up the education. I've been walking out. Any time I see steps that's more than 12 steps, that's how I walk down the steps. Sideway. Sideway. You think you're so tough with your pretty black bitches and your fancy cars and your $100 fur coat. $100? This is lame. You forgot one thing, Sarge. What's that? Those pretty white ones that work for me, too. Yeah. That's what you say. I've moved every bitch in every kind of place and one thing I've learned is you've got to collectivize. So you're telling me that I got some of the coldest animals and they can only run in certain parts of the jungle? Willie. I think it was talking about it. Willie has a bigger stable. Does he get more real estate? Yeah, that was a cold meeting. Man, that movie's so mother... That's a cold meeting. Then this nigga went and did 40 years on Sesame Street. Yeah. Got that big bag. One, two, three, four, five. That dynamite was on Sesame Street literally for 40 years. With the little bandana tied to the set. Well, that boy, I tell you, that's a show that had me in the headlock, too, that Sesame Street boy. Man, what's that one with Barry White? It was like an adult comedy, though. It had Barry White, it was Cartoon. Man. Barry White was one of the voices on the Cartoon, bro. Oh, it was CJ in the bed. I think so, it was a Cartoon, though. It was a Cartoon. Knocked out. Nah, it was like, it was a bed. It looked like a black boy in a bed, so... C. Vangemonde. Tone Low was on that shit, too. Yeah, C. Vangemonde. I think Dick Gregory was a voice on that, too. Oh, he may have been. But, yeah, that Sesame Street, boy. We went to Sesame Place when I was a young Mega Man. He fucked you up. What? I'm talking about the happiest I've ever been. See, that's why I grew up in the 80s, and it was kind of fucked up, the type of shit, dude. We were entertained by, like, everything that we was watching on TV if we would have seen it in real life, we would have scared the fuck out of us. Like a fucking fraggle rock. The fuck is a fraggle? These little motherfuckers had talent, too, and most of their shit sound kind of like a rendition of the Jackson 5. Even when the shit come on, you just see these little weird-ass fraggles pop up. Let the music play. Work is for another day. They chilling, but they working at the same time, just being fraggles. Fraggle rock. Fraggle rock. Jim Henson was getting hired in a motherfucker. Pull it up. Fraggle rock. Shit was crazy. Come on, man. These motherfuckers used to come up like where the humans lived and trying not to get killed, just be out fucking with people. Oh, nigga, these motherfuckers had whole lives where they would go on vacation and travel across country and all this shit. People would come spend the night. I tell you, my little brother, boy, that nigga, Bonnie and lamb chops. My baby brother, he tortured us with that. Lamb chops? Bruh. Oh, my God. That nigga, Antoine Bean used to be on that Bonnie and that, but I can't even lie. Now as a grown man, when I go back and watch some of them Bonnie episodes, Bonnie then was jamming on that motherfucker. I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas. Bonnie had a rap beef and didn't even know it. He said he had a rap beef. When he got a line where he said, Barney probably loses, man, I'm laid up with baby bar. Hey, good thing y'all ain't got young baby, because that Coco Miller shit is driving me crazy. But some of that shit be rockin' though, I ain't gon' lie. They got a lot of black shows now. It sound like whole rap songs. Yeah, they got that, what's that, something corner that the kids be watchin' there? Gracie's corner. Backyardigans go in. Backyardigans out there that shit produced by DJ Drum on God. Yeah, my daughter was on that door, door to explore, and then it was this cartoon that used to come on PBS Kids called Super Wild. Oh, so basically what y'all are sayin' is y'all want to create an educational show for some black kids. Oh, what? We need, okay, let's do it. We need some people who know how to work puppets and shit. I know how to work puppets. We'll do the voices. All you gotta do is do the puppets shit. We gon' teach black kids. But we gon' have the kids. We gon' do real black shit. We gon' teach them how to pay a bill. Yeah. This is a bill. Yeah. The numbers on this bill is real. Yeah. So when you in the house and you want to chill, cut the light off just a little, or you might get a bill, bill, bill. All the way. Come on. We gotta have puppets that teach the kids. What? Oh, no, kids! What is he doin'? I'm cutting y'all crap. I know you didn't say what I thought you said, but put your hands up. I'm a nigga. Don't let nobody call you unless you're a nigga like me. Right. Nigga, man, let's get this. Yeah. I'm going back, kids. Yeah. Let me be example. You let somebody call you a nigga, you may end up in prison. What's up, kids? You niggas ready to go to the slammer? No! Can you spell slammer? Can you spell slammer? I niggas say it. We'll rock in the slammer. We gotta do that, bruh. Jesus Christ. How you keep... Oh! You got all the drawers hanging out together. It's difficult to wake up. I'm so sorry, kids. I can't seem to lift my spirit. I'm telling you, bruh, that's the one right there. At least the key is the real way. Let's do it. We gotta do it, man, all the way. We'll do three episodes, and then get discontinued. Right, but that's all you need is three. That bitch is going to live forever. I think he's saying, Nigga, parents going back to school? Call you a nigga. She's a nigga like me. See you next week. My dad got caught stealing out the grocery store. That's crazy, man. We should do something for the kids. Got some lotions. Got some socks. We can't buy that stuff, Mr. Bear. Why not? Because it's stolen. Who said that? Hey, man. That's that boy. Oh, my God. That'd be hilarious, bruh. Nigga, you're kicking all these good ideas over here. Don't listen to me. That's all I'm saying. Don't let these niggas pick up on this. Who's doing them? They'll be done already. Yeah, this is, you know, creating an intellectual property right here. You know what I mean? All we're waiting on now is them people to hit us back about the puppets. There's somebody out there that made them, too. Boy, we get some puppets. Joe, we get some puppets. Oh, my God. Chico, did you see this? Do the voices for the puppets. Somebody made us some light-up pussies. The pussy pierced on the ass tray. Wow. Fuck me up. That's crazy. If I said the pussy looked like this, I would be terrified. Why you saying that? Why? Because look how the lips and shape, they like wedge. She got some words to say. Like, maybe your pussy lips look like Chick-fil-A fries. That's crazy. Stop, man. You can't be pussy-particular, man. I'm just saying that pussy got some words to say and some mouths on that. No, ain't nothing that shaped like this. It's a reflection of what it could. This is crazy. I mean... Would you even feel comfortable using that? Yeah. It's at a different level of arousal. And I probably licked the ashes up out this morning. Turn it off. So you do too much. You don't do too much. That's why I'm taking you nowhere, man. God damn. Bro, what is wrong with you, my man? You're like, back, back. Why you talking that color? What? I don't know what you're talking about, bro. What you been eatin' ass is knobbin' the knob. God damn. Yeah, that's tough. Be careful, man. I don't do nobody like that. Fuck around and eat some shit you can't swallow. I don't even want you to elaborate on this. I don't want to let that one just sit there. I don't want it to press 11. Netflix and chill. We now part of the official Netflix and chill. Man, look. Man, you know how many black children gonna be born because of this? All the way. All the way. Without question. It's going down. We got something to do with the black population now. We showing them that we are well above what they thought we were. This shit is just amazing, man. Shout out to everybody who been fuckin' with us since day one. I don't know what your day one is. I don't know if your day one was from Steve's studio. I don't know if your day one was Brick Wall. I don't know if you was around during the back room sessions. I don't know if you were there when we moved to the trap. I don't know if you was. I don't know where you been. I don't know where you started this journey. But at whatever point you got on and stayed on, I told you. Now we going even bigger. We trying to get us a special on Disney Channel. With Mickey Mouse and Nell. 85 South Shore Old Heights. We bringing our old puppets. We bringing our old puppets for the kids on the Disney Channel. We going to be puppets. Oh, little kids. Yeah, boy. I can't wait. We going to have a Sesame Street run. It's eight. All right. Y'all too graphic. No. You got to do it, bro. You shouldn't do that. Why not? Because your mama might whoop over us. Whoop. And she whoop through both. It's just simple. Yeah. All the way. You know what I mean? Too graphic for the kids. Too graphic. P.U. That's how you teach the kids how to be clean. You know what I mean? Make sure you wipe your own ass. All the way, G. That's a lie, man. We got it. We got it, man. We got to watch this. Black kids are responding. They are like able to respond to those type of messages. Yeah. Yeah. All the way. There's a music involved. And you know how every episode should start off? Wow. Somebody dropping the kid like a single mom dropping the kid off trying to explain where she's going. I'm going downtown to look for work. You're just going to have to stay here on educational corner until I get back. Educational corner. We teaching you outside industry. Boy, you know how many people want to take their kids to educational corner? Boy, I'm telling you, it'll be a corner. We standing on a corner at all this shit happy ordinance corner. That looks just like my block. This is your block. And you are welcome to come to it. All kids are welcome here on the educational corner. And guess what we're learning today? Is he over there? We're going this way. He's over there. We're going to pick this thing off the corner. We had to replace male man Otis for being insensitive. Can you say insensitive? That's right kids. Male man Otis will no longer be on the show. You don't have to worry about hard words that you've been saying. We're about to pass on behalf of male man. We're going to go paperless. Can you say paperless? All the way. This fucking up all male man Otis going to come back as a double character. Hey, you look familiar. I told you. You see them nicking over there? Keep popping back up. I just noticed we land being a victim of a theft. What? It looks like somebody attempted to steal our sleek Johnson signature pair of silver rice boots. Because the play has gone awful. Man, somebody stole the glass to put them on their shoes. Glass for y'all man. That's all glass. Used to be your glass. Oh my goodness. Don't let nobody call you a nigga. Hey man. Sponsored in part by Chico Color Big. If you make dolls, you make them puppets. Yeah, we'll buy our puppets. We need the educational point of puppets. That shit will be crazy. Don't make them perfect either. Make them look kind of fucked up. Not like fucked up, but kind of ugly enough to get the point across. Education of course. What I will say is don't try to make them look like us. We want some real puppets and I want my shit to be like blue or purple or something. What are those colors that kids can get them? They can gravitate towards. And no, we will not be using curse words. Not on the kids. Not for the kids. Hey, kids, you look cool. If we made it an adult show, bro. Yeah, it probably would have been an adult show. With the kids shit, that would be hilarious. We could add so much more in there. If it's an adult show for kids. That's something we cannot keep clean. Too much to keep clean, bro. That's too much. Yeah, kids show for adults. Here is heroin for a child. Yeah, but stay away from it. Right, but now. Yeah, you gotta stay away from it. But then you gotta change it now. Oh no, kids, who's that? It's Perk, 30. It's not Perk! I'm Perk who says I'm used to pain. Some of them people use another thing. What is it supposed to be used for, Mr. Perk, 30? Oh, after surgery and stuff. Don't put Perk and sense in your butt. Oh, wait, Perk, 30. You got too far. Hey, don't let nobody... Man, don't just come back. I see it. You see what I mean about it? Hey, man, every time Nick said wrong shit, they getting holed up. Gotta come back as another character, bro. You got to. That's hilarious, man. You just keep getting put off the show and coming back as somebody different. I'm a piece of man, Perk! Looks an awful lot like me. Hell, man, oh, this is me! Oh, man. You see them goddamn things? Hey, man, that's the recurrent thing about the show right there. This piece of man, Perk, will no longer be with us. Because he was being insensitive. Can you say insensitive? That's classic, man. Oh, my God. Look at that. All right, man, what we gonna take over next? The world. Pinkie in the brain. We trying to go over there. B.T. Plus. B.T. or some Tyler Perry? Tyler Perry got it. Man, we need to get Tyler Perry in here, man. You think he'll come over here? Yeah, he'll come over here. You know Tyler Perry? No, I don't, but I feel like he know us. Clay, you know the nigga? He feel like he know us, he know who we is. You think so? You probably don't know nobody that he didn't create. If he didn't have something to do with it, he ain't gonna... It's what now? I think Tyler Perry. He know y'all is, bro. I think so, and I think he'll come in. You think so? I don't know. You think so? I know he know. Do we need to reach out to him? I call that nigga right now. Call him. Damn, man. He probably do watch this shit. I know he do, bro. Roll up the Fed as John and watch this shit. All the way. I believe. Morgan Freeman watch it. I believe. He probably sits there and wonders what we're going to do next. As we walk upon the stage back and forth. I wonder what these Negroes are going to accomplish as they move forward. Wow. And they looked happy. That's what we get to do the next time. And they looked happy. As happy as a nigga eating cornbread, they were happy. We gotta get, baby. We gotta get Morgan Freeman to do the intro of the next one. Ladies and gentlemen, that'll be hard. We should definitely look into that. Because now we're taking over. We're going to do some shows in Saudi Arabia, or something. I don't know, but they're going to give us about a half a million for a show. I'm just making up shit. It feels good. You're doing the B Simone. You're manifesting. That's what you're doing. Would y'all do a prison show? Nope. Do a prison show? Niggas in prison don't want to be there. Why the fuck would I go by them? And they're going to understand that. A point was made. Not doing it. I'm not going to do a prison show, but I would advocate for them to be able to watch us in prison. Yeah, they should definitely be able to watch us in prison. I do a prison show. I've been on the outside looking instead of inside. Because they get to watch Wild'n Out in prison. No, they don't. Yes, they do, boy. You get your head knocked off. On TV. You know what I mean, Niggas come home especially from the feds. But we had to watch Jerry Springer to see some ass up in there back in there. Federal Petitentiary, man. Everybody that come home from the feds be like, bro, that was my Wild'n Out was my shit in prison. But we'll take the guy down. Don't wait until you're in prison, girl. Just start watching comedy. The insurance girl flow at the sexy bitch on TV in that motherfucker. They don't show you a lot of women in there because you... Flow, bro. Out of a gun, flow down so many times. Oh, Lord. Ladies and gentlemen, Otis will no longer be on the show with him. Because he is being insensitive. Don't know why he got you in there. I thought you were saying he was what it took. Man, man, Otis will no longer be with us. Bro, flow. All right. I feel you, though, man. Yeah, but they ain't show a lot of shit when I was in jail back in the day. They ain't show a lot of... You know what I'm saying? Wild'n Out, y'all the sexy women in there, they ain't doing all that. Well, you just wasn't in the fed. Huh? They do it in the fed. Now, today, they wasn't doing it back then. You ain't go to the feds. No. So, yeah. Shut up. They still in jail for a weekend, bro. They ain't act like you did so much time. I did. I did. 25 years, brother. Been locked up. I've been in the shackles all my life. That motherfucker did one weekend, bro. Got out Monday. Me and my house in jail. They don't know what they were watching. That TV didn't change that whole thing. They ain't jerked off the floor the whole two days. You ain't even had to jerk off. They ain't even had to do that shit. They ain't jerked off the floor for two days. They ain't used to show you shit like that. They make you... There's a bunch of niggas in there. Why would they show you something to get you aroused? They showed you stupid shit. Maury. You got to be happy that a bitch... I used to be happy when the baby wasn't the niggas. Because the bitch is going to run off and we're going to see that ass. I... I... Please don't beat this niggas, baby. They're... Bro, something wrong with this niggas, man. No, I know you are. That's the part that's fucked up about it. That's why they think it's crazy. They used to wish they was the daddy so we could see the girl run off. Run off to that ass. And then you got to get... That's a short run. Hey, man, I'm going to get the fuck out of here, man. Yo, crazy. That's a niggas out there with blankets. Money bag, what's your... You are not... You are not the father. You got to throw that blanket over your head real quicker. Hey, man, on that note, this is... This is 85-5-5-5-7. I'll take my mic off. Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is 85-5-5-7. And me, oh, man, all this will not be... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is it? Don't let nobody... Hey, man, we out here. Oh, my... Hey, what's up, sonny and Tony out, July the 28th. I'm going to be down there in Pines Theater. Don't let nobody tell you, no different. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's a blessing that's going to come through here, too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever been know that? Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be the... It might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing. It ain't nothing called a hood blessing before. Like, when you're driving home, and you see the pole leave behind you for a little bit, then they hit the light and just scoot on beside you. Yeah. Yeah, that's the good old... That's the right though. This everybody in San Antonio, man, pull up on me July 28th. You already know. I'm going to get the coming of San Antonio off. But when I do, I'm in San Antonio. And I'll come see you when you come see me. It means because you was watching this show thinking, oh, they didn't finally put the shit back on you. We weren't. It's on the app. It's on the app. Just listen, the rest of the audio is on the app. TV, wherever you get your subscription... No, it's not. It's just available directly where they sell apps. Well, they don't sell apps on Apple TV? It's where... Well, y'all should fuck with us too, Apple TV. It is on there. Don't say fuck nobody. Oh, we do. Oh. Yeah. So, subscribe to the app. It's only $8.99 a month or $85 a year. So, you get a whole year for $85. Did you know that? It's $8.50 and then you got to pay taxes. Yeah. So, you know, it's $8. You know, we get them all type of content. You know what? We not even going to tell them who you got your glasses from until they get it on Apple. I mean, hey, you got to watch the app. The app is available. All of these people that say we should keep putting this on YouTube for free. What about the years of freedom that we've already provided upon you? We gave this away for free for years. Let's move together. Why would you let somebody come to this show and put it on another network and you're buying their subscription? You don't ask them why you're buying their shit. So, don't ask us. We're putting it on the app. We saw what you said in the comments. We saw it. The good, the bad. And the ugly. So, you know what? We're folding under this pressure. We hear you. We hear you. We just get the fuck on that y'all way. Just for an hour though. That's all you get is an hour. So, don't you take a play with it. We're the rest of it. I think they should get 37 minutes. I don't see. We got to hurry up. We just put a whole bunch of ads in between. Like long way in there, like 5 minute ads. Hey, how you doing? Slow motion ads. Go ahead and make sure. Channel85.com. I want to make sure I read what they wrote. They wrote some shit out for us. These niggas don't know how to spell or type proper sentences, but they trying to get us to get y'all to buy the app. What you think we want to read this shit? China 85, man. So, we can talk that shit, man. Ladies, don't shoot like this. That's right. On the app. Uncensored, unfiltered and edited. Can you believe that? There's actual production in it. Jump cuts, clips. All types of exclusive shit that they don't even know that we did. They don't even know that we got a show where we'd be cooking like, excited foods and shit. That's on the app. Chico got a head right and claim that he teached. Nobody passed it. That's why the shit look like this. But we're working on it and you can see it on the app. Tax course that we had uploaded on it. They don't even know that we got a whole show about Wall Street. And a $5 dollar on the app. Right. And we got the alternate ending to the color purple up there. Oh, man. We got the raw dishes, all the uncut, all the bloopers. We got all that. Right. It's on the app. So if you want to see some shit that you know they trying to have from me. Go to the app. I'm leaving though. China 85.com. 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