 Alright Jeff Zambello Commodore Zambello. We're gonna start off with the cock dribble water saving faucet now We're gonna see what awaits us here at the Royal Hibachi Buffet This is the official I Yeah, it's the official pagan Christmas 2018 Lunch buffet show Royal Hibachi grill And buffet rule 46 West Saturday Book New Jersey. Oh look what I see Commodore Zambello. I see succulent duck and before I go Record some What do you call mongolian barbecue action, I better grab it well at last I'm gonna grab this sucker. Oh, yeah To Bishop Brian the exorcist Bishop has seen on the travel channels hit show ghost adventure I know he likes duck and here's some Succulent succulent pieces of very meaty duck This duck was out of luck, but Fortunately, I am in luck Because I got plenty of it. So what a wonderful surf and turf I will start off with All right, look at that Now Now I will see if there's any mongolian barbecue. Oh I missed all the action. I missed it because I had to go get the duck. Oh my god Codfish Mussels with clams and marinara Codfish. Oh Wow, they got a whole cut. Oh, look at that. They got covers now That's good. That is very good. Very sanitary Barbecue lamb ribs are back. I'm gonna get some You know what? I'm gonna have to go on the other side. I'm gonna get some cod Because this is a special catch of the day Catch of the day Look at that I like to put a whole cod fish out there here at the royal of watching buffet Look at that There's some unruly, undisciplined child screaming right now. Oh Krampus, where are you my hero when we need you the most? This holiday season Surf and turf succulent duck with With fresh cod fish right off the bone. See that? Right off the bone royal of box coming at you, baby Well, how about she buffet think I have enough cut this What do you think Bishop Brian exorcist Bishop? Do I have enough circuit turf succulent duck with some codfish? I I did dedicate last week's show to WWE well former WWE Superstar and Cruiserweight champion and zoe mori Because he calls himself muscles marinara, but he did not Reply to me because I ate a ton of muscles marinara last week, but he said nothing Here as you can see there is shrimp calamari northern Black muscles in marinara sauce up. I think I hear the old Mongolian barbecue dude. I Think I hear some action going on Yes, I Got some in my plate. I got succulent meat is duck with bakalaw. Look at that Nice big pieces of cod fish bakalaw over here. We got We got chicken shrimp broccoli lo mein noodle A few some pieces of baby corn This is part one of the vapors of life Mongolian barbecue. Look at that. Look at those beautiful steam papers of life Enough to wait the dead enough to wake any any Mummy from ancient Egypt Actually look at my beautiful serpent turf sight The undisputed king of all Mongolian barbecue. This is Christmas a weak pagan Christmas actually I celebrate winter solstice you all Festivist for the rest of us and Krampus is my hero Krampus is my mentor But let's just call it pagan Christmas 2018 because this week is believe it or not Pagan Christmas Eve And we have the king of Mongolian barbecue Here at the Royal Hibachi buffet who 46 West out of Brooklyn, New Jersey Well the aroma of all that garlic Oh the hot sauce. Oh the soy sauce go with some finished product for these kids that probably need a visit from Krampus Oh, no, now he's putting now he's putting the chicken in the shrimp on top of the top of the lo mein noodles There he goes. He's done now And now we have a second plate we have the second plate coming up for the Mongolian barbecue Right now. We got shrimp broccoli chicken breast and some lo mein noodles All right, he's cutting up the chicken breast adding some soy sauce Lots of garlic I can smell the wonderful garlic All right, it's time for me to get my lemons because I got all that codfish With my lovely surf and turf. That's right color coordination of the bowl surf and turf succulent meaty duck So you look what they did with the ice cream station. They removed there was some kind of shelving In the back at a hard ice cream. They had all the balls. Now they got the balls on the side. I Don't know what happened. Maybe maybe some miniature Chris Christie child broke the shelf But they get that high turnover rate chocolate ice cream is there and vanilla All right, put together a little jungle fever between the both of them All right, we got the grilled broccoli and squish squash a combination of zucchini and Yellow, I think they call yellow crook neck squash Speaking of crook neck. That's a that's a perfect vegetable for the people doing seminars for physical fitness Look at that fresh pineapple kiwi fruit Wow, look at that chocolate cake over there. We got pumpkin pie Woody's They're not leechy foods. They're either come quads or low quads or medium quads or some kind of quat All right, here we go. Lemons the ancient health food both in the juice and In the skin in the right wonder if there's I'm sure there's a lemon liqueur that is made in the Mediterranean area I'm gonna need extra lemons Between that and my lemon water All right, you know, let me go to the seat. My damn food is probably cold. Oh, I need a steak knife You know frickin steak knife, man. No, I gotta go look. Oh, hopefully I got a steak knife Available Yeah, here's another trip. I'm gonna make And my succulent duck and carfishes are gonna get cold Hey, they decided to put out enough steak knives Beautiful all right totally disgust the pated By the parking outside because it is pagan hour. They took me forever to get a parking spot Okay, there you go bird's-eye view of the limo gonna make my lemon water Here we go. Here's my surf and turf a Commodore Commodore Jeff Sanbello Look who I have sitting next to me Okay round To I have here a combination of Regular either Yellowfin or bluefin tuna that is braised on the outside white tuna Shrimp and Creole sauce. I got flounder filet wrapped in the shrimp. I mean a shrimp wrapped in flounder filet And I took this they had such a nice wonderful Aroma I'm not sure if it's beef or lamb, but I'll find out with some nice roasted onions and peppers I got one underneath here Really has a nice smell to it And I was going to get a lamb rib, but I am so greased out From the succulent meaty duck from the roast duck I don't know Maybe maybe I'll I'll try one later Let me take care of this first See what's going on here to the buffalo wings are covered that which is nice Fried shrimp Tostones platanos maduros Got the Flounder fried flounder filet. I'm glad to see these lovely covers On everything. Oh There's the toast onies. I'm sorry The other one was Okay, that's the toast onies I'm not sure what they are. Oh Chicken nuggets. I'm sorry chicken nuggets. You know, maybe I'll take one They seem pretty stiff they come in the past you must have mixed a little too much Viagra with the green plantains A little stiff anything new here Not really There's the ice cream ice cream, of course the kids that need Visits from Krampus are there before my dessert of this Happy or should I say Mary Pagan Christmas for week 2018 Before I get my ice cream from the hard ice cream station we will Video a little more Mongolian a barbecue action the vapors of life and I Think here we just we don't have much really this person wants chicken breasts a lot of it with onions I Don't even know why I'm Taking a video of this because It's really only chicken breast and onions this guy over there is making Making sushi rolls as you can see using the bamboo wrap commonly used to make the maki which is the Japanese word I believe for rolls As you can see he's an expert and he's probably he's gonna slice them But he's not gonna show me a buff on cool Really nothing to see I Don't know why I'm mad a hell with it All right, there the snow crab came out But those I want to get a head start Let's see what we got here Here we got the Whiting peasant food in my opinion Stuffed clams Actually in a scallop show Broiled salmon filet, I didn't have any muscles marinara. Maybe I'll get some of that before the ice cream What do you think people? We haven't a big business meeting among waitresses The the the Vulcan mind meld over there Hey, lo and behold there's a big spoon. How about that? That's why I won't get yelled at The muscles marinara There we go. I tell you it's got some calamari there. No cock dribble this time No cock dribble this time Commodore Jeffs and Tambello Hopefully we can do an invigorating live show over on the International Brotherhood of Palomans Right these people the forces of evil the forces of greed need to be corrected Constantly they need to be reminded on how much of a scallywag they really are They really are scallywags. Hey, you got some some co-hogs or no no charred cherry Cherry stone clams there Nothing like the the northern black muscle nothing like it You're Jabronis nothing like it And so those scallywags Do an effect the seminars really need to be corrected. They really need discipline Spandex or no spandex. All right. Here we go Stuffed myself before the lovely scene I notice calamari in there, but I prefer the tentacles as opposed to the body There's also shrimp in there, but I ate enough shrimp already What's going on over here? Oh The same thing as before. Okay. Oh, look how darkness getting outside every damn weekend Every damn weekend it rains all day and night for the whole entire weekend every time I Go out for my recreation for the weekend. It rains What kind of a pattern is for me here? It's got to be climate change. There's some real despair I Could have one or two Even though my urine will stink the high heavens Why do they say stink the high heavens? I don't think anyone in heaven really wants people with smelly Which you know smelly or negative odors What do you think I'm gonna just zambo Here's your Arabic rice Outstanding, but I'm not in a mood for bloating white rice, but I highly recommend it to anyone who comes here It has a wonderful aroma and flavor and there's pieces of lamb inside and Slivered almonds as you can see on top Slivered almonds. All right, let me return and after this Wroth of the sea I will partake in some hard ice cream hard ice cream station and hopefully these fatty are buckles these kids did not leave the door open and Allow it to get soft and By the condensation and shine on the chocolate ice cream. I have a feeling they did that Krampus, where are you when we need you? Where are you my hero? These these millennials and children of the 21st century really need The severe discipline of Krampus these people are eyeballing me I feel like smite the people behind me. I feel like I feel like going over there knocking their asses out I swear Zupa soup of the pastures or Okay I mean for this fatty our buckle Hard ice cream Is that churros look like churros to me Yeah, how about that? Yeah, so anyway, well, I'm waiting looks like churros I could be wrong though Maybe maybe some sort of garlic bread. You got a lot of variety going there. You know what I'm gonna use a spoon Well, let's put it this way Not not necessarily hard, but not necessarily too soft either No, look at that. I wonder if those LED lights have always been gotta love LED lights All right, all right Like I was telling Commodore Jeff Zambal the only thing brown I really like is Is chocolate and in wood Forget about chocolate diamonds. Who the hell wants diamonds that that are brown The crooks are trying to sell them as chocolate diamonds What a bunch of thieves Chocolate diamonds my ass Right