 Today, we're eating 100 years of school lunches from all around the world. We'll be traveling to and trying foods from countries like Russia, Mexico, France, Egypt, and many more to find out which country has the best school lunch starting with America. So this is what a school lunch looks like in the US. And meanwhile, this is what a school lunch looks like in Japan. So the average school lunch might include sushi, sashimi, miso soup, pickled vegetables, and juice. But, compared to 100 years ago, they served boiled fish and rice. Did somebody say food? Because I'm trying to appetite. Whoa, save a little for us. Ooh, let's dig in. I have never seen a school lunch this healthy in my life before. Oh my god. Oh good. I'm actually so happy we're doing this video. Because we're on a mission to find the best school lunch in the world. Fun fact, the average school lunch here costs 400 yen, which is roughly around $3. Alright guys, I think it's time to dig into the fish. Alright, so I'm going to eat the sushi. And we're going to try the salmon sashimi. You guys know this is my first time eating raw fish. This is actually our first time too. Taste test in three, two, one. Okay, I really tried but I can't eat anything cold. We love Japanese food, but just not when it's raw. So not only is Japan famous for their sushi, but they're also famous for their samurai. Now we're actually going to go eat one right now. Excuse me? Sean? No, it's Lord Shogun. Did you use that to cut the sushi? No, but you're going to use this to cut that. But I'm not strong enough to do that. Listen child, the power comes from here. But only when it's tempered with this. You got this. So we're cutting aside, what are we ranking Japan's school lunches? B. We're definitely going to find some countries with better food. Next country. So we're in Mexico now, and a typical school lunch here is chips and guac, tacos, and enchiladas. An average school lunch cost 20 pesos, which is roughly one dollar. Let's try it out. Oh my gosh. And I'm going to wash it all down with a spicy cacao beverage. Oh, it has an extra kick to it. And in case you guys are wondering why there's a mariachi band behind us, that's because it's Tanner's birthday. And we need to celebrate. We celebrate birthdays like this. Mexico's school lunch and... A? A plus? That's better. An average school lunch in the UK consists of fish and chips and mushy peas. Before we dig in, a school lunch here costs three dollars. Geez, that's expensive for just chicken tenders and fries. That's fish and chips. Well, at least it has a side of guac. That's also just mushy peas. Fries aren't bad. Wait, you guys look good. Why can't boys like this go to my school? This guacamole is actually pretty good. That's not guacamole. That's peas. That's good? Yeah. Okay, but what do you think is better? The school lunch now or the school lunch 100 years ago? A meat pie. It's literally just pie with meat. That's a thing? I think we're going to stick with this. Cheers. You don't like that? Honestly, the fish looks pretty good, so let's try that. Crunchy. This fish is definitely undercooked. Did somebody say undercooked? Well, I know how to fix that. Get out of the way. What? Insidious! Lubus! No, what do I do? Stinger silk! Guys, the food's ready. Finally, it's cooked. Wait, Tanner! What are you doing? What? No food's going to waste there. We're going to put England on a seat here. Hopefully, the next country is better than this. Shelf in the snow. We're now in Russia. And an average school lunch here consists of borscht, which is beet soup, bruschki, which is stuffed pastries, and rye bread. We're so excited to try this that we even got someone who's actually from Russia to tell us if the school lunch is accurate or not. It's very tasty. Where did you learn that? You learn a lot of things in Russian prison. Let's dig in, Tanner. Give it up. Just like in Russia, this borscht is amazing. Tanner's already got fucked by all his ass. Let me heat it up. Hey! We've got all the snow here. They also have wild hogs roaming around everywhere. And also bears. Fight them, bears. What? Skoli made a cushion. Tanner, would you prefer this or the meal they had 100 years ago? 100 years ago, they had kasha. Which is basically porridge, right? Yes. And what they had to drink? Good old vodka. They would serve kids that? Yes. That's Russia. You okay? In school, after we eat lunch, we make snowmen. It's cold. Are you there frostbite on my ass? Or is there something biting my ass? It was my nose. Russia's school lunch was very interesting, so we're going to rank it in A. That was my food. As you guys can tell, we're in China now. And a school lunch here consists of Now the reason why we're in a classroom and your students sleeping behind us is because in China, you're actually allowed to eat lunch in a classroom and take a nap after. You should do that in every country. Another thing about China is they do family style lunches. Students can share with each other. I didn't know that we're from there and we've eaten school lunches in China before. And out of love, they feed food to each other. He's had too much love. Too much love. You know, for all this food, it only costs five lemongrass, which is roughly around 75 cents. What? You know, all this food is putting me in a food coma, so I think we should all take a nap. Chill, it's just my phone. All jokes aside, China's definitely getting an ass tear. So we're in France now and an average school lunch here consists of snails, quiche lorraine, a side salad and a baguette. So France has one of the most expensive school lunches in the world. Seven euros. Which is roughly eight dollars. Honestly, this looks like something that belongs in a fancy restaurant. Quiche lorraine? It's an egg pie. It's an egg pie? Yeah. Salad for the ladies. Out of everything here, he eats a salad. This thing is hard. It's bruising. It's literally bruising. Oh, my God. It's actually really hard. And now it's time to try the snail. So the correct way to eat it is take a toothpick, find a snail meat inside. It sounds nasty. Okay. Oh, I got something there. Oh, I got something. Oh, it looks so slimy. I've never tried snail before, so I'm probably not going to try it now. Caleb? Not me. Alex? Me neither. Then who's going to try it? And a hundred years ago, they had frog legs. Oh! These are the people of the country. I ranked the school meal an S, but we're going to give it a B. Let's go to the next country. So we're in Brazil now, and our school lunch here will typically be a chicken wrap, quinoa, veggie sticks, and hummus. So all school lunches in Brazil are free. And on top of that, a lot of kids eat outside so that they can play football afterwards. Yeah. Tanner, what is that? Football. No, this is football. No, that's soccer. This is football. They literally only call it that in the U.S. Everywhere else around the world. Okay, guys, like this video if you call it soccer, and subscribe if you call it football. Ooh, let's dig in. Excited? This rice looks healthy. This is a rice. These are sea. This is quinoa. Oh, this lettuce wrap looks good. This meal is like super healthy, but 100 years ago, you want to know what they ate? What is that? Black bean stew with pork belly. Oh, my God. Okay, now this all of a sudden looks good. So because football is the most popular sport in Brazil, we're going to be breaking a world record. So this is the world's farthest football trickshot at 140 feet. And I'm going to try one at 145 feet. Record aside, we drank Brazil school lunch in A. In India, an average school lunch is flatbread, rice, lentil stew, and vegetables. India actually has the world's largest free lunch program, meaning school lunch is free there. Let's dig in. Oh, my God. Isn't that good? Wow. Let's just add a little life fat right here. Over the rice. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, would you guys prefer the school lunch now or the school lunch 100 years ago? So 100 years ago, they served chicken curry with yogurt. Oh, my God. That's really good. You're eating everything, Alex. So one of India's biggest holidays is holly, and we're going to go celebrate that right now. So a couple of years ago, me and Alan celebrated holly. Here are the pictures. Let's recreate it. Three, two, one. All right, what do you guys think? Don't I look a little bit like Hulk? Or like Shrek. Whoa. Okay, she's not coming to the next country with us. On top of my glow-up, I would put India in the A tier. In Italy, school lunches are borderline gourmet. They typically serve spaghetti, chicken parmesan, a salad, grapes, and garlic bread. Now this looks like it belongs in a five-star restaurant. Let's see if it tastes like one. Oh, my God. The bread melts in my mouth. This is the best side salad I've ever had. Yeah, eat salad. This is the only side salad I've ever had. To make this meal even more perfect, it only costs three euros. Why can't they serve these kind of school lunches in the U.S.? The school lunch wasn't this good a hundred years ago. Back then they served bread with olive oil, chickpeas, and wine. Dang, I also forgot Italy also has pizza and so many other more delicious dishes. Son, I go. This is my noodle. No, no. Fuck. Son. No. Son. Son. What the hell is happening? Son. God. What are you doing, dude? Did y'all just kiss? No. You know the food is asked here, but they're willing to kiss. Let's just move on to the next country. For school lunches in Vietnam, they serve Vietnamese pho, which is noodles with broth, vegetables, and meat. So Vietnam is one of the only tropical places in the world that has snow. And we actually have someone who went to school in Vietnam to tell us the school lunch is accurate or not. So why are we squatting, Sean? Because people in Vietnam love to do the Asian squat while they eat. And would you say the pho duck bun is an accurate school lunch? No. It's called pho duck bêc, ang cho đứt bởi. How do you know Vietnamese if you're Mongolian? I'm excited to try this. It smells delicious. It comes with a bunch of different meats. I can't do this Asian squat for much longer, man. Hey, hey. You guys are lucky you got to eat this every day for school lunch. No, this was once in a while. We usually go home and eat. Oh, well, would you say this is an accurate school lunch from 100 years ago? For the most part. This is ban xeo. What is that? It's like a pancake. It's a Vietnamese pancake. Wow! It comes with shrimp. I'd go back 100 years to eat this. I remember when it snowed in school, we would have snowball fights. Three, two, one, go! We're gonna rank in Vietnam's school lunches. Vietnam's a B for the bow. Next country? In Pakistan, in average school lunches, chaplika bobs with eggs and rice. All of this only costs one dollar. All right, let's eat. Yes, I'm so excited. Oh my God, dude. The meat melts in my mouth. I wish I could eat this every day. And the reason why our dog's here is because you can actually bring your dog to school in Pakistan. He just made that up. Yeah, I made that up so he could be in the scene. Now it's time to try the rice. Wow, even the rice tastes better. Time for the eggs. This is good. This is actually very different than what they served 100 years ago. Barley with lentil stew and flatbread. Change! Honestly, this looks more like dog food. And another fun fact is Pakistan is obsessed with cricket. Hey, where's the cricket? Right here. We met the sport, the sport cricket. You know the one with the paddle? Now we're actually gonna play cricket. And A tier. Next country? In Spain, a typical school lunch is a rice dish with seafood and chicken. So school lunches in Spain cost 35 pounds per month, which is roughly around $38. Oh my God. That's expensive. No, per month. So it's like $1.50 a day. That's some chicken right here. That's good. It's like a little lemony. I think my favorite part is the rice. Oh my God. Wow. It's like an oyster now. This thing tastes good. Wow. You know what he used to say, Tanner? Some bowl testicles. Yeah, it's a mouth in your mouth. Would you guys prefer the modern school lunch or the school lunch from a hundred years ago? It's like a cheese platter with fruits and honey. Honey just makes everything taste better. Oh my God. Ew. Get that healthy stuff out of my face, dude. All right. It's time to try to clamp, Tanner. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Tanner, save some for us. Your fat ass just moved the table. Yeah, he just ruined the school lunch. He may have ruined the school lunch for us, but we're still going to rank it an S. In South Korea, a school lunch might include kimchi and bibimbap, which is mixed rice with eggs, vegetables, and beef. This looks good. Well, it's much different from what they were serving a hundred years ago, which was soybean paste, kimchi, and multigrain rice. Glad I'm not eating that. Bro, I have actually never tried kimchi before. Let's go. It tastes like spicy cabbage. Wow. The average school lunch in Korea costs 4,000 won, which is around $3. I think $3 for that. This tastes so good, it makes me just want to... I'm going to try kimchi with egg. Are you ready? Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. You don't think? We're eating honeycomb cookie. And yes, this is actually something they eat. But first, we're going to see which one of us can cut our shapes without breaking it. I'm going to win. Oh, this thing is hard. What the heck? Who made this? I literally have the easiest shape. I shouldn't have picked the umbrella. Oh, my God. I can't even get my freaking shape out. You know what? I'm done. I don't even care. This literally tastes so good. Overall, we're going to put South Korea on the B tier. Now let's move on to the next country. So we're in Egypt now. And the average school lunch here is Mixed Rice Pasta with lentils and salad. So in Egypt, you have to pay $40 to be able to eat school lunch for the entire year. What's according to my scientific calculations would be 22,22,22,22,22,22,22,22,22. All right Taylor, please get it. Let's dig in. I have never seen food like this before. This is very unique. Whoa! This is good. It's actually good? Yes. Okay, I just ate the cheese and I don't like it cause I'm lactose intolerant. I like the figs, this fig is good. is good. So this is Koshari. Or Koshari. In my life. Oh, it's not bad. But in ancient times for drinks they would just drink water out of the Nile and for food they would eat Nile River fish. And since mummies are famous in Egypt they would also eat mummy jerky. Okay, you're joking. Why? Because they considered mummy flesh to have healing powers. And that's what we're gonna try next. What? Inside that casket, Caleb. I'm trying it. Yep. I don't care. Dinner or live, you can catch these hands. Look at that. That's a face off. That's a mummy. We're gonna put Egypt on the B tier. But that B down was an S tier. Now let's move on to the next country. A typical school lunch in Thailand would be half Thai, which is stir-fried noodles with chicken or seafood, and of course Thai tea. And the best part about all this food it only costs 25 baht, which is around 70 cents. What? A Thai tea here costs $7. Oh, man. Oh, it's so good. This milk is cheap. Hey, wait, wait, I want some. This is a little spicy, but I like it. Oh my god. This is so good. There's so much flavor in each bite. But a hundred years ago for school lunch they only served coconut milk curry. That looks pretty good. Is it actually good? You know what the best part about Thailand is? Even though they have all this delicious food in some schools after you eat lunch, they make you exercise so you can stay healthy. And since Muay Thai kickboxing is a very popular thing there, that's what we're about to go do. We're all gonna make our best move. Wait, wait, what do I do again? Just make a move. Make a move? All right, even after all that, Thailand's still getting an A. Next country in Indonesia, an average school lunch consists of fried noodles with eggs, mixed vegetables with chicken, and a very special coffee. The school lunch here costs 8,000 rupiah, which according to my scientific calculations is around 50 cents. That's a heck of a deal. Let's dig in. Good deal is just to make the food taste even better. Hey, why do you have to get the fork? Damn. Ooh, what that mouth doodle. That looks good, though. What that mouth doodle. What that mouth doodle. Look at that mouth. You need some help, Sean. Time to try the eggs. Well, that egg was good. I kind of think that school lunches are better everywhere compared to the US. Oh yeah, but compared to 100 years ago, all they served was spicy, hard-boiled eggs. Ooh, those are good. This is actually one of the most expensive coffees in the world, but before you drink it, I have to tell you something. What? You promise to still drink it if I tell you? Yeah, I like coffee. It's capu coffee. Actual capu? Yes. So this little guy eats the coffee beans and then after he poops it out, the coffee beans are then taken and roasted into the coffee you're drinking right now. Yeah, and the reason why they do it is because it makes it less acidic and sweeter. I want to know who thought it was a good idea to pick up cash and decide I'm going to drink this. Yeah, who was the first person to do that? Sean? Mom? Three, two, one. Honest thoughts? I don't drink coffee, so I didn't like it. I don't think it's that bad. Why weird for trying to liking it? I just prefer it without the capu. But not me. Take me to the source. Okay, capu beside, we're all going to put this in the A tier. Now let's move on to the next country. So now we're in Turkey and a typical school lunch here consists of kebab with rice pilaf and tzatziki. Oh, I want this one. Wait, why is there only two? I thought we had three. I got it right here. What? Wait. Tanner, what is this? Turkey. You said you guys were eating turkey. No, we're eating school lunches from Turkey. Get that out of here, Tanner. Okay then? Wait, this is good. Wow. Well, an interesting thing about Turkey is they offer three school lunches to students who have to travel a long distance to get to school and to those people who can't afford it. Oh, no. All right, on three, what would be right this? Three, two, one. B. Plus. Well, let's move on to the next country. So we're back in the U.S. and a modern school lunch here would be burgers, fries, cookies, and milk. Oh my God, the milk is frozen. This meat is 100% spoiled. We've been eating U.S. school lunches our entire lives, so we don't need to finish this meal to know that it's going on the bottom of our tier list. But now it's finally time for us to pick the best school lunch in the world. I'm going to have to go with Italy. What? Why? The presentation of the food, along with how it tasted, and how healthy it was. I personally like China the most because of the portion you got, how tasty it was for me, and how you get the nap after you eat lunch. Why don't you guys decide? Subscribe for Italy, like this video for China, and comment down below what country your favorite school lunch was.